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Not So Blue
“I think I’ve been doing it wrong,” Crowley said. “I mean, it’s nice but it’s not all that.”

“Perhaps you’ve just been doing it with the wrong person,” Aziraphale said archly, and before Crowley could react at all, he had raised his hand to order a bottle of Veuve Clicquot and arrange for another to be sent to a table where a couple had just gotten quietly engaged. He hated showy proposals. Crowley, of course, had invented the flash mob, and then regretted it after he was caught in the middle of one six times in a single day when he was only trying to lounge about London in a decorative fashion.

Aziraphale presses his suit. Crowley mostly has a lot of questions.
author:pineapplecrushface  fandom:GoodOmens  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale  rating:M  genre:continuation  genre:get-together  feelings:fluff  length:5k-10k 
june 2019 by darthjamtart
nothing but the wild rain
"The internet, Aziraphale!" Crowley says. "This is what the internet is for. This is, quite literally, what the internet is for."

"Oh," Aziraphale says, and Crowley knows, he just knows, that Aziraphale is going to say something about how it's jolly useful for hard-to-find first editions and tickets for the Last Night of the Proms.

or, Aziraphale and Crowley find sex confusing.
author:singlecrow  fandom:GoodOmens  rating:M  length:<5k  genre:continuation  genre:get-together  feelings:fluff  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale 
june 2019 by darthjamtart
Not A Word
“Yes,” the goblin said. He sounded mournful. “Emrys serves king. Big waste, you ask me. Us following you all day. Emrys say, ‘Goblins watching.’ King tramp all over making noise. Emrys say, ‘look out trap.’ King go in trap.” He and several of the other goblins all shook their heads disapprovingly, while Arthur seriously contemplated cutting the rope at once and swinging himself onto their heads and seeing how many of them he could take out. “Once and future king, not all he cracked up to be. Emrys not want king anymore, Emrys say so, goblins figure out something else. Goblins have queen, she smart, she not go in trap. You want serve queen?” he asked Merlin.

“Er, no thanks, really,” Merlin said.
author:astolat  fandom:merlin  pairing:arthur/merlin  length:<5k  genre:action/adventure  feelings:loltastic  rating:M 
february 2019 by darthjamtart
paper cranes (upstairs, downstairs)
"Oh my God," Rodney says, stricken. "This is—this is one of those British costume dramas Ronon always wants to watch and I'm the uncouth American!"
author:verity  fandom:sga  feelings:fluff  length:10k-20k  pairing:John/Rodney  rating:M  genre:get-together 
august 2017 by darthjamtart
The Dark is Light Enough
“You’re young,” Alex says bluntly. “Younger than me, even, and no one thought me any good until I’d proven myself in battle. And those of us who study the sword have many more opportunities to prove ourselves publicly--you lot are all shut away in your cloister, how would anyone even know?”

“It’s not like they thought anything of me there either until the first Trials,” Thom says, a touch bitter. “I am so tired of proving myself.”

“I would be too,” Alex says. “I’d look for something decisive. That’s not to say you have to do what Delia says, of course.”

“You don’t seem to doubt me,” Thom says, something odd in his voice. He knocks his shoulder against Alex’s, carefully.

Alex means to use Thom of Trebond to further his own plans. It doesn't turn out that way at all.
author:harborshore  length:20k-50k  fandom:Tortall  pairing:Alex/Thom  rating:M  feelings:hmm  genre:AR  genre:backstory  genre:fix-it 
august 2017 by darthjamtart
Forget Me Not
John the servant turns out not to be anything like Rodney would have imagined.
author:maisierita  fandom:sga  feelings:hmm  genre:amnesia  pairing:John/Rodney  rating:M  length:20k-50k 
july 2015 by darthjamtart
Home Improvement
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
author:pagination  fandom:avengers  pairing:clint/coulson  rating:M  length:20k-50k  feelings:fluff  genre:get-together 
january 2015 by darthjamtart
Yet Their Hearts Are Not Changed
It's Enjolras who finds Grantaire, but Grantaire is the one who can't let go.

[the one where Grantaire was a genie]
author:ester_inc  fandom:LesMiserables  pairing:enjolras/grantaire  feelings:hmm  genre:angst  length:<5k  rating:M 
november 2014 by darthjamtart
After the End
Grantaire’s life goes to hell at 5pm on a Saturday evening.

Which is actually kind of ironic, really, seeing as how the rest of the world went to hell almost seven years earlier.
author:tellthemstories  fandom:LesMiserables  feelings:hmm  genre:AU  pairing:enjolras/grantaire  rating:M  length:50k-100k 
november 2014 by darthjamtart
Means and Mendacity
When a young thief named Clint Barton saves the lives of Lord and Lady Stark he finds himself caught up in a bewildering series of events, involving an unexpected fortune, an arranged marriage, a blackmail plot, and the full spectrum of spies, lies and secrets.

An unashamedly ridiculous Regency romance.
fandom:avengers  rating:M  feelings:hmm  genre:AU  pairing:clint/coulson  length:20k-50k 
january 2014 by darthjamtart
Gilding [series]
The first time Grantaire noticed a girl was was when she was 12 and her name was Isabelle, and it was easy for her to convince herself that she just wanted to be like her. When she dreamt of kissing her, that did not mean anything. She was confused. That was all.

There was no such confusion when it came to Enjolras.
author:hyenateeth  fandom:LesMiserables  feelings:hmm  genre:genderfuck  pairing:enjolras/grantaire  length:10k-20k  rating:M 
november 2013 by darthjamtart
This Ill-Fitting Skin
In which Bond is turned into a woman by a Bond villain's device, and Q is out of his depth. (He's not really sure what to do about the machine, either.)
author:TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel  fandom:skyfall  pairing:bond/q  rating:M  feelings:loltastic  genre:genderfuck  length:<5k 
august 2013 by darthjamtart
Early Years AU [series]
“Barton has clearly imprinted on you,” Fury starts, and keeps talking right over Phil’s knee-jerk, horrified, “He has not,” to seal Phil’s doom by saying, “so I’ve decided that you’re going to take primary responsibility for him from now on.”

“Oh, god,” Phil says, faintly, before he can stop himself.


In which Clint rejoins SHIELD, has a series of agency-sanctioned adventures, and despairs of ever getting Phil to notice him romantically. He might have known Phil better before he knew so much about him.
author:pollyrepeat  fandom:avengers  feelings:fluff  genre:backstory  genre:get-together  pairing:clint/coulson  rating:M  length:20k-50k 
february 2013 by darthjamtart
Jam Tomorrow
However you tell the tale of Bluebeard, he always dies. Sometimes it just takes a little longer to kill him.
fandom:fairytales/folklore  feelings:hmm  rating:M  length:5k-10k 
december 2012 by darthjamtart
"I don't know, Milito," D.W. said, shaking his head. "Maybe God wants us to know that he knows we can all be made a little ridiculous sometimes."
fandom:sparrowverse  feelings:hmm  genre:mostly-filler  rating:M  pairing:none  length:5k-10k 
december 2012 by darthjamtart
Stiles had shifted around awkwardly by the dead animals, holding a sixty gallon trash bag, because his mom had loved cats, okay, and he wasn’t just going to leave those there to, like, rot, they were kitten sized for fuck’s sake. He’d been glad that he couldn’t smell whatever it was that was stressing his more lupine acquaintances out. And then Derek had growled, “Elves,” all fangs and red eyes.
author:cheesewithmy  fandom:teen+wolf  feelings:just+breathe  genre:action/adventure  pairing:none  rating:M  length:10k-20k 
december 2012 by darthjamtart
A Strange New Story Every Time
Ten years clean of Neptune living, Logan's past finds him in an all-night grocery store.
author:gyzym  fandom:veronica+mars  feelings:fluff  genre:get-together  length:10k-20k  pairing:logan/veronica  rating:M 
october 2012 by darthjamtart
all you're giving me is friction
The alpha pack was nothing like what Derek expected.

First of all, they had zero interest in fighting Derek for his territory. "I have an infinity pool," Brandon said loftily. "You basically haunt this busted up house and live in an abandoned train car."
author:drunktuesdays  fandom:teen+wolf  feelings:loltastic  genre:get-together  rating:M  length:<5k  pairing:derek/stiles 
september 2012 by darthjamtart
Wet Hot Werewolf Summer
Summer Camp AU! In which Derek is the Hot Camp Counselor and Stiles is the Awkward Camper who lusts after him from afar.
author:thefarofixer  fandom:teen+wolf  pairing:derek/stiles  feelings:fluff  rating:M  length:5k-10k  genre:AU  genre:get-together 
august 2012 by darthjamtart
Team Dynamics, Family, and Other Things That Will Hurt You [series] [DELETED]
[1] The man tells him how joining up is like starting a whole new life, becoming a better person. He talks about incentives, career opportunities, health care, and saving plans, but Jake can’t stop staring at the picture of a man and woman looking proudly at their daughter in uniform.

[2] Cougar keeps popping up next to Jensen after that. And much like Jensen’s sudden influx of facial hair, Jensen decides to keep him.

author:pistol  fandom:losers  rating:M  feelings:just+breathe  pairing:jensen/cougar  length:50k-100k  genre:backstory  deleted 
august 2012 by darthjamtart

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