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Take, for instance, the couple she’s consulting with this afternoon, for their upcoming October ceremony. Seemingly mismatched in every respect. The plump, fair-haired one looks like a parody of an absent-minded professor, as sketched by someone who didn’t bother to do much actual research; his clothes are so outdated it teeters on costume. He’s wearing a bow tie, and not in that reinvented hipster way. This is a bow tie unacquainted with the cycles of fashion, a bow tie that has never heard the word irony.

His partner is a rangy, black-clad ginger in snakeskin boots. He has the look of a hungover rocker about him, and would somehow, even without the sunglasses he has fully committed to wearing indoors on a cloudy afternoon. He’s sprawled almost defiantly in his chair and keeps throwing dubious glances around Dr. Blackwell’s office, as though expecting a lightning bolt to strike him down for merely daring to be within spitting distance of a church.
author:idiopathicsmile  fandom:GoodOmens  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale  rating:G  length:<5k  feelings:fluff  genre:continuation 
5 weeks ago by darthjamtart
such surpassing brightness
The revelation that Aziraphale might have been in love with him for thousands of years is surprising. The fact that literal books have been written on the subject comes as even more of a shock.
author:Handful_of_Silence  fandom:GoodOmens  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale  length:5k-10k  rating:G  genre:get-together  feelings:fluff 
7 weeks ago by darthjamtart
An Artless Proposal
Aziraphale left the shop and promptly tripped over the doorway step, which he hoped was not a bad omen.

The ring sat heavy in his front pant pocket, settled in a little velvet bag.
author:raeldaza  fandom:GoodOmens  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale  rating:G  length:<5k  feelings:fluff  genre:get-together 
8 weeks ago by darthjamtart
The Hellfire Club
Circa 1718, Crowley overhears Gabriel announce Aziraphale’s to be promoted back to heaven. What’s a demon to do but thwart the plans of heaven?
author:AMarguerite  fandom:GoodOmens  rating:G  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale  length:5k-10k  genre:backstory  feelings:loltastic 
10 weeks ago by darthjamtart
The Pure and Simple Truth
Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy―you guessed it―go to a pub. I could go on. In fact, I did. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations.
author:lettered  fandom:HarryPotter  length:50k-100k  rating:G  feelings:hmm  genre:continuation 
october 2018 by darthjamtart
no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa
“Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”

“Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.

“Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”
author:magneticwave  fandom:StarWars  pairing:Han/Leia  rating:G  length:5k-10k  feelings:loltastic  genre:continuation 
september 2018 by darthjamtart
Waste Management
“If the General was here,” says Poe, “We all know that she’d say the Resistance is bigger than any one of us.”

Everyone nods.

“So I think it’s very important that we find the General and bring her back so she can tell us that in person,” Poe continues.
author:shadydave  fandom:StarWars  rating:G  pairing:none  genre:action/adventure  feelings:loltastic  length:10k-20k 
may 2018 by darthjamtart
Your Highnessness
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far a—

Yeah, I know that’s not when it happened, but that’s how you start this kind of—

I don’t know, do I look like George Lucas?

No, he made the movie. No, it doesn’t have Kevin Bacon. Not everything has Kevin Bacon!

Of course it’s still good!

Fine, you dicks. If you think you know better than one of the greatest stories of the human race:

A short time ago, in this galaxy...
author:shadydave  fandom:GuardiansoftheGalaxy  fandom:JupiterAscending  genre:crossover  feelings:loltastic  rating:G  length:<5k  pairing:none 
march 2015 by darthjamtart
never seen a man with so much dimension
"I'd like to hoard you," Derek said.

(Derek is a dragon. Lydia organizes his library. Stiles fails to rescue her.)
author:verity  fandom:teen+wolf  feelings:loltastic  genre:fusion  genre:crack  length:<5k  pairing:none  rating:G 
december 2013 by darthjamtart
Dungeons & Hawkeyes
In which this whole dungeon thing really isn’t working for Kate Bishop, there are far too many nicknames from the Victorian era, socks are vitally important, and Clint insists he is Han Solo in this situation.
author:inmyriadbits  fandom:avengers  pairing:none  rating:G  length:5k-10k  feelings:fluff  genre:action/adventure 
october 2013 by darthjamtart
You may have my number, you can take my name
It's Eve. Her hands are shaking and her mascara is smudged down her cheek and he isn't the best at reading people but even he can figure this one out. His mind runs though everyone who might be in danger. Bond, but she wasn't this bad when she killed him before. Mallory, who turned out to be not as bad as he could've been. Any number of runners, guards, that boy in Conventional Weapons who shares his lunch with Eve while simultaneously sending Flirty Eyebrow Looks at Q's desk.

"M is dead," Eve says, bringing his mental Rolodex of faces and half-remembered names to an abrupt halt. "They need you upstairs."
author:lc2l  fandom:skyfall  pairing:none  rating:G  length:<5k  feelings:hmm  genre:mostly-filler 
august 2013 by darthjamtart
Brutalist Masterpieces
It figures the day Derek finally decides to face the do-it-yourself furniture is the day he breaks the only necessary tool.
author:FireEverything  fandom:teen+wolf  feelings:loltastic  genre:mostly-filler  rating:G  length:<5k  pairing:none 
january 2013 by darthjamtart
but couldn't good be good enough
"His dad is probably going to tell Stiles not to hang out with us," says Boyd, taking a sip of his Coke.

Isaac gives Derek an utterly betrayed look, and Erica glares at him. "I told you not to wear those sunglasses!" she hisses.

"What if Stiles can't hang out with us any more?" says Isaac wretchedly. "What if Scott doesn't want to hang out with us because --"

"I said those were pedophile sunglasses!" says Erica, in a quiet, piercing whisper that makes Derek's ears hurt.

Boyd continues eating his gyro, which he has laid out on a plate like a salad on a piece of flatbread, methodically picking out the tomatoes, feta and lamb and laying them to the side to eat after the lettuce. Boyd would eat his gyro if there was a bomb going off.
author:lazulisong  fandom:teen+wolf  feelings:fluff  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:G  length:5k-10k  genre:packtivities 
january 2013 by darthjamtart
Fun and Games
Zo'or gets a lesson in humility courtesy of Liam. Inspired by a comment made by Liam in "First of Its Kind."
author:skieswideopen  fandom:EFC  feelings:loltastic  genre:mostly-filler  rating:G  pairing:none  length:5k-10k 
december 2012 by darthjamtart
Loki Runway
Loki hadn't been observed with a new scepter, and there had yet to be another alien invasion, but he was still a supervillain. SHIELD was on high alert for three months.

Which was when the new season of Project Runway started airing, and one of the designers strutting his stuff in the opening, boldly declaring, "I'll show you mortals how to make it work," set off every facial recognition program SHIELD had.
author:xparrot  fandom:avengers  fandom:project+runway  feelings:loltastic  genre:crossover  pairing:none  rating:G  length:5k-10k 
december 2012 by darthjamtart
Wait Wait Don't Eat Me
"We're going to be cutting our show a little short today, because, as you may have heard, there's an apocalypse happening! But we didn't let the election of Barack Obama stop us, and we're not going to let the zombie hordes stop us either."
author:nestra  fandom:NPR  feelings:loltastic  genre:parody  rating:G  length:<5k  pairing:none 
october 2012 by darthjamtart
Oh, it's love (is it?)
Then there's a period of time where Derek tries to aggressively date Stiles just because while Stiles is blatantly uncooperative.
author:shuttermutt  fandom:teen+wolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:G  length:<5k  feelings:fluff  genre:get-together 
august 2012 by darthjamtart
"The next day, Steve and the other Avengers are just settling into a meeting on the flight deck when there's a muffled yell, and Alvarez falls out of the ceiling."

Or, Steve builds a training program, a team, and new life for himself.
author:hetrez  fandom:avengers  rating:G  pairing:none  feelings:loltastic  length:5k-10k  genre:teambuilding 
august 2012 by darthjamtart

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