cunningplan + kane/toews   126

Not Passive but Aggressive - reserve
Patrick Kane is a shitty werewolf; Jonathan Toews loves him anyway. [13,019 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  reserve  werewolves  praisekink 
july 2015 by cunningplan
Eyass by thenorthface
"I dunno," Kaner tells him. "Whatever you need, man. You’re having a baby! That’s a lot of work. I want to be here for you." [6,983 words]

(I don't know how I missed this the first time around)
kane/toews  mpreg  pining  rpf:sports  sport:hockey  thenorthface  proposal 
june 2015 by cunningplan
these are the fables on my street - Fahye
Patrick makes a fucking superhuman effort, sweeps up the mess of his emotions, and stashes his incipient freakout about all of this somewhere in the back of his mind where he can have it later. When Jonny's back in the driver's seat, and Patrick's had a chance to bring up the whole blowjobs-and-beach-walks issue. Focused on the win, that's Patrick Kane. [5,151 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  fahye  magic  possession 
june 2015 by cunningplan
call me baby - demotu
Patrick's text says: sometimes all I can think about is rubbing my dick all over your tits. It's not meant for Jonny, but maybe he wishes it were. [4,259 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  demotu  phonesex  dirtytalk  feminization  docking 
may 2015 by cunningplan
Same Time, Same Place - brutti_ma_buoni
It should be a one-off, an awkward airport first meeting that goes nowhere. But this one goes somewhere. Back to Jonny's, for a start.

It shouldn't go any further, a one-nighter with no strings, and plenty of reasons for Patrick not to go back there. But Patrick won't let it go.

It should be a disaster, a mismatch, a scandal, a shoddy secret regret. But... maybe not? [15,576 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  brutti_ma_buoni  au:otherjobs  secretrelationship  comingout 
may 2015 by cunningplan
in close - demotu
It’s been undeniably cuddling for a couple of weeks, now, and Pat’s taken to tucking his face into the crook of Jonny’s neck while they talk, his lips catching on Jonny’s skin as they go over the last game or the upcoming competition. [2,719 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  demotu  cuddling  bedsharing  frottage 
april 2015 by cunningplan
This Life Becomes - lupinus
During the summer of 2014, Jon's son is born. Now he just needs to figure out this single parent schtick. Fortunately, Jon's got Pat to lean on and help him through, just like always. [23,157 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  lupinus  kidfic  oblivious  domestic 
march 2015 by cunningplan
lean a little to the left - demotu
"Kane leaned to his left, trying to coax the insolent puck wide with a little body English. Then he leaned harder. Then he smacked himself on the forehead when he realized what was about to happen." [18,791 words]
rpf:sports  kane/toews  demotu  fuckbuddies 
march 2015 by cunningplan
put your money where your mouth is - demotu
Honestly, Pat isn't sure how they got here. He's had a lot to drink, and they've been engaged in about four hours of what was Mario Kart war but turned into an epic Smash Bros. tournament, and somewhere along the way bets that required badges of honour were made, except instead of badges of honour somebody—okay, probably Pat—decided they were to be badges of shame, and somebody—again, probably Pat—decided the winner got to mark the loser so everybody could heckle him until it faded. [9,401 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  demotu  bet  exhibitionism  publicsex 
march 2015 by cunningplan
Tympani - demotu
Jonny’s prostate is a gift from the gods. Patrick’s patience, also. [45,161 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  demotu  toys  prostatestimulation 
february 2015 by cunningplan
The Study of Dreams - fourfreedoms, joyfulseeker
When it had first happened, body melting into this new form right there in front of all the guys, he’d demanded an answer from Jonny. “Did you see this coming?” [13,885 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  fourfreedoms  joyfulseeker  genderswap 
february 2015 by cunningplan
i'm bound to walk away these blues - leah k (blinkiesays)
Pat closes his eyes, rubs at his eyelids with the back of his hand, and tries opening them again. No luck. The Mountie is still there. [8,404 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  duesouth  crossover/fusion  kane/toews  leah  au:otherjobs  lawenforcement/military  casefic 
january 2015 by cunningplan
Strung Out on Heaven's High (hitting an all-time low) - jezziejay
When Patrick Kane gets a summer internship at the Chicago Tribune, he's determined not to screw up another career. But instead of covering fashion shows for animals or becoming an agony uncle, he finds himself charged with writing an expose of the Blackhawks' new captain.

Or, the au in which Kaner is Chris Kuc. [29,419 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  jezziejay  au:otherjobs  injury  writer  secretrelationship  media 
december 2014 by cunningplan
let's give them something to talk about - wafflehood
Everyone thinks Jonny and Patrick are dating, except Jonny and Patrick. [25,933 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  wafflehood  misunderstanding  oblivious 
november 2014 by cunningplan
A Royal Baby - thenorthface
A cough from the doorway cuts Seabs off mid sentence. Duncs is standing watching them, a particularly somber expression on his face. "Jonny, I'm sorry to interrupt but you have a visitor that you'll want to go see right away."

"Now really isn't a good time," Jonny tells him, not even putting down his fork.

"Trust me Your Highness," Duncs says, "This will be worth it."

[Patrick and Jonathan think their time brief time together at the Olympics is all they can ever have. Patrick's ensuing pregnancy proves otherwise.] [20,516 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  thenorthface  au:otherjobs  royalty/celebrity  mpreg  olympics 
november 2014 by cunningplan
Weather'd Every Rack - uraneia
The Hawks retire Jonny’s jersey at the home opener of the 2016 season, against the Jets. The Madhouse is completely, uncharacteristically silent as number 19 rises, the bold white C catching on the arena lights. Pat watches as stoically as he can, fingering the edges of the letter on his own sweater.

// After a career-ending injury, Jonny goes missing and is presumed dead. Pat is left trying to fill his shoes, trying to forget the last thing he ever said to Jonny, trying to move on.

Then he gets a phone call.
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  uraneia  injury  amnesia  angst  backfromdead  futurefic 
november 2014 by cunningplan
there’s a mutiny brewing inside of me - longtime_lurker
They're always nitpicking each other like an old couple (laughs). They remind me of my husband and I.

- Toews' mother on his relationship with Kane [5,964 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  gen  longtime_lurker  platonic  futurefic 
october 2014 by cunningplan
Patrick 'Showtime' Kane - ologist
Patrick Bauer Kane is the Tony Stark of hockey equipment, but his coworkers think his knowledge is only hypothetical. They challenge him to prove himself: the Chicago Blackhawks are having a competition for one lucky fan to try out and play with them in a preseason game. It's showtime. [4,404 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  ologist  au:otherjobs  au:harlequin  secretidentity 
september 2014 by cunningplan
stripping down to dirty socks - mockturtletale
The fact that there even is country music that’s strictly Canadian confuses and angers Patrick on some kind of fundamentally patriotic level, but that’s a complaint to be lodged another day. When Patrick finally finds the time to sit down and write a short novel.

Point is - Jonny’s the love of Patrick’s life and all, but his taste in music fucking blows. [17,393 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  mockturtletale  domestic  5things  non-linear  au:canon 
september 2014 by cunningplan
Lessons in Spin - thenorthface, torigates
“The Blackhawks organization,” Bowman continued, raising his voice to be heard over the sound of the crowd at the convention. “Is pleased to announced the selection of Patrick Kane as the franchise’s 34th Captain.”

[One misstep can change everything. Wherein, Jonny and Patrick’s media narratives are fundamentally different from before they ever join the team and Patrick is named the Captain of the Chicago Blackhawks instead of Jonny.] [60,143 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  thenorthface  torigates  au:canon  media  rolereversal 
september 2014 by cunningplan
learning curve - demotu
For Patrick, half the point of coming out was to finally be able to have decent sex. He just wasn't expecting it to be with Jonny. [70,697 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  demotu  comingout  fuckbuddies  dirtytalk  virginity 
september 2014 by cunningplan
my backwards walk - torigates
Jonny groaned again, then flinched at the sound of his own voice. He lifted his head and shoulders off the bed, stared down at his now much more shapely body. Threw his head back on the pillow, closed his eyes tight, then opened them again.

The breasts were still there. [28,815 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  torigates  genderswap  identity 
september 2014 by cunningplan
something old, something new - longtime_lurker
Jonny's standard canned press response is that he loves Kaner like a sister...which is perfectly true, if you’re talking like on Game of Thrones. [19,398 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  longtime_lurker  genderswap  wedding  pining 
august 2014 by cunningplan
still into you - altri_uccelli
It's not even 12 hours after Jonny discovers he's a girl that he's sprawled on an itchy sofa, biting on his fist and being eaten out by Patrick Kane. He can't believe that a day exists in which having oral sex with Kaner, his oldest friend on the team and frequently a pain in his ass, is not the weirdest thing to happen. [60,772 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  altri_uccelli  genderswap  fuckbuddies 
august 2014 by cunningplan
Victory - fourfreedoms
Johnny glares at him and then looks back at the lawyer. He wishes he knew her name now. Twelve hours of holding Patrick Kane’s hand without pause in order to raise awareness and teach people about acceptance. Jesus H, he’d have to teach himself about acceptance first. It’s a go-down-in-flames level terrible idea, especially when the cameras catch the part where he murders Patrick live. He shouldn’t agree. And certainly not because she double-dog dared him. He is far too self-aware for that tactic. [10,740 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  fourfreedoms  humour  handholding  media 
july 2014 by cunningplan
this boy is exhausted - leah k (blinkiesays)
Pat taps his stick against Erica's, asks, "You still seeing that douche-bro from North Dakota?"

"Yep," Erica says, with an exaggerated popping sound on the p.

"Let's get set here, girls," the ref says. "Let's get set."

A split-second before the ref blows the whistle, Erica smiles wide and predatory, looks Pat in the eye and says, "Tazer keeps asking about you."

Pat loses the puck. [5,645 words]

(an au in which the nhl is mostly made up of women)
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  leah  au 
june 2014 by cunningplan
Dynamical Systems - jezziejay
Jonny’s plenty smart, but there’s hockey practice just before a double math period every Tuesday and Wednesday morning. He gets to class on time. Physically, he’s there. But his mind is still on the ice. Throw in a kidney infection that keeps him home for two weeks, and Jonny’s struggling. Not failing, but that C is dragging his GPA down, and his mom is making clucking noises. The same noises that mean hockey time is coming up for review.

There’s a note on the student boards advertising tutoring. [7,034 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  jezziejay  au:highschool  bullying  tutoring  friendship 
june 2014 by cunningplan
it's just a shot away, it's just a kiss away - ellot
Jonny and Patrick make a bet involving the Conn Smythe Trophy and blowjobs. [18,690 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  ellot  bet 
may 2014 by cunningplan
i know who i want to take me home - electrumqueen
"Wait," Kaner says. Something strange and terrifying flickers through his voice. "Gags, are you saying it's you for Jonny?" [23,280 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  electrumqueen  trade  friendship  matchmaking  misunderstanding  marriage 
february 2014 by cunningplan
you got that something - torigates
“That was the one moment I wasn’t quite looking forward to,” Jon’s voice over said. “I guess I don’t--I don’t take praise too well. Um, I definitely got a little embarrassed there.” [3,871 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  torigates  d/s  praisekink 
february 2014 by cunningplan
This song is the cross that I bear (bear with me) - cherryvanilla
Because when you get right down to it, winning a gold medal was always more plausible to him than sleeping with Joanie Toews. [16,564 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  sport:figureskating  kane/toews  cherryvanilla  genderswap  olympics 
february 2014 by cunningplan
who we are now (we will always be) - princesssid, toomanyhometowns
this is the year he has to turn it around.

(or, how kaner's mother prompted him to grow up and how he set some rules for himself.) [49,805 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  princesssid  toomanyhometowns  self-improvement  multimedia  outsiderpov 
january 2014 by cunningplan
so call me maybe - eiirene
Kaner is not a hot girl. Tazer likes him anyway. [8,534 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  eiirene  epistolary  secretidentity  misunderstanding  tex 
january 2014 by cunningplan
glory days - liketheroad
He never expected his destiny to involve anything but hockey, never thought it would show up in flip flops, but when Patrick smiles at him across the locker room, quick and surprised, Johnny lets his priorities shift and change without a hint of reluctance or regret. [53,726 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  liketheroad  reincarnation  bond  secretrelationship 
january 2014 by cunningplan
Bluehawk - aohatsu
Jo sleeps with Kaner for the second time when she’s twenty-one and gets drunk off her ass in a bar in Vancouver. [16,858 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  aohatsu  genderswap  au  roommates  fuckbuddies 
january 2014 by cunningplan
Banned - Vitula
“Temporarily banned by mod taz3r: misleading use of geography,” reads his third ban of the month.

Kaner stares at his phone's screen for a long moment before angrily muttering, “but it fucking is Winterpeg.” He's not sure if this is more or less embarrassing than the time Jonny banned him from the hockey forum for unsporting conduct for insulting Canada's Olympic candidates. [10,674 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  vitula  au:otherjobs  internet  epistolary  secretidentity 
january 2014 by cunningplan
Like Other Girls - BlackEyedGirl
Pat's relationship with the media has been fraught since she was drafted, second round, home to Buffalo. Her relationship with her new Captain, when she eventually winds up in Chicago a couple of years later, doesn't start off a whole lot better. But by the time she's flying back from Biel, she's willing to admit that she had missed their thing just a little, weird as he's always been around her. [14,212 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  blackeyedgirl  genderswap  awesome  media 
january 2014 by cunningplan
Eleven Kisses - sesame_seed
"Looks like you boys had a very affectionate celebration this year, eh?" Wiedeman says as the video ends.

Jonathan lifts his head from its protective refuge, spreads his arms out wide. This, at least, he can deal with.

"What can I say? I love my team." [4,201 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  gen  sesame_seed  stanleycup  alcohol  team 
december 2013 by cunningplan
squeezing blood from a stone - achilleees
Kaner’s voice wavers, losing composure. “It’s a platelet disorder.”

Johnny frowns. “Like… the shit that clots your blood?”

“Right,” Kaner says. “I don’t have any.” [25,300 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  achilleees  au:canon  illness  retirement 
november 2013 by cunningplan
I've Got A Feeling (I Hope You're Feeling It Too) - aohatsu
When Patrick met Jonny for the first time, it was because they'd both just been picked for the same hockey team. When Patrick netted his first goal during practice, Jonny skated over to give him a congratulatory hug and, well, it's not like he didn't sometimes shift on accident, when he was excited or happy, but it hadn't happened at practice in ages. [14,746 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  aohatsu  au:highschool  werewolves  omegaverse 
november 2013 by cunningplan
The Jar of General Equality (Patrick named it) - PhoenixamongstWolves
“We have this thing that we do. When someone makes a chirp or says something that’s homophobic, we have this jar, and you have to put twenty dollars in.” [8,992 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  crosby/malkin  phoenixamongstwolves  homophobia  crack 
november 2013 by cunningplan
The Reeducation of Misters Kane and Toews - jezziejay
In which Kaner sort of has a kid, and Mr. Toews doesn't know which of them is the bigger brat. [15,970 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  au:otherjobs  teacher  au:kidfic 
october 2013 by cunningplan
Scattered Piece of My Mind - Calliotrope (Xris)
After one scandal too many, Patrick Kane gets traded. Eventually it stops being the worst thing that's ever happened to him. [22,581 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  crosby/malkin  calliotrope  comingout  homophobia  angst 
october 2013 by cunningplan
a real grind - thisissirius
Patrick’s dead on his feet the night Toews walks in, toque pulled down over his ears and managing to rock the jacket and jeans despite the fact that he looks like he just rolled out of bed. Patrick’s filled out his order before Toews even opens his mouth, and this time Patrick scribbles the Hawks road run-down on a napkin he hands over with the cup. He scrawls ON THE HOUSE! on the cup even though he knows it’s going to come out of his paycheck. He doesn’t really care, though, when Toews looks at the cup and does a twitchy smile/scowl thing that absolutely delights Patrick.

Toews narrows his eyes. “Are you always this happy? [4,855 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  thisissirius  au:otherjobs  coffeeshop/bakery  royalty/celebrity 
october 2013 by cunningplan
feel your heart beating as clearly as i feel my own - nebulia
He still doesn't get enough sleep most nights, and even though Jonny's there, he's not really there, and he spends a lot of time sitting on the couch staring out the window, Jonny's hand clenched around his, like he's not sure what else to do.

// Jonny dies. Then he starts bothering Patrick. [7,100 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  nebulia  marriage  death  ghosts  grief 
august 2013 by cunningplan
there ain't nothing please me more than you - vlieger
Kaner knows he's going to spend part of the summer with Jonny, that's a given, but he's not actually expecting it when he answers the door to his place in Buffalo and Jonny's just there.

"Hey," says Jonny, mouth curling up in a smug smirk at Kaner's look of surprise. "Wanna go fishing?" [10,952 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  vacation  marriage 
july 2013 by cunningplan
Password Protected - lightgetsin
"Um. I don't know if you noticed, but sometimes I make bad choices about who to trust."

Crow tipped his head neutrally.

"So that's not my job anymore," Patrick said. "The making choices part. I still do the trusting part. I'm good at that."

Or, as described by Petra, the story where Kaner is "like a therapy puppy on a leash, humping people's legs an making them smile." [10,874 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  lightgetsin  kink  kane/everybody  obedience 
july 2013 by cunningplan
as long as you're with me - ellot
Seeing Patrick stumbling around the kitchen, wearing Jonny’s old sweats and a faded UND shirt, Jonny has to remind himself of all the reasons why he and Patrick aren’t...that they aren’t together.

They’re rookies, they’re just making it in the NHL, they’re only nineteen, Jonny repeats to himself. [11,885 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  ellot  rookies  clothessharing 
july 2013 by cunningplan
Words They'll Write on My Tombstone - fourfreedoms
In which Patrick Kane gets a little hysterically obsessed with Jonathan Toews' sexual prowess. [10,519 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  fourfreedoms  humour  pwp 
july 2013 by cunningplan
and it's you i hear (so loud and clear) - bropunzeling
Patrick knows the Blackhawks have been not-so-subtly shopping around for someone who could bond with number-three-draft-pick Jonathan Toews, but it’s still a little weird for him to be sitting down with a couple of their suits in a conference room he didn’t even know existed. [35,726 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  bropunzeling  bond 
june 2013 by cunningplan
through the mirrored maze - sesame_seed
Jonathan's relationship with his daemon is different from anyone else's. [5,311 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  sesame_seed  hisdarkmaterials  crossover/fusion  secrets 
june 2013 by cunningplan
It's woven in my soul - zanzibar
Johnny finds the entire thing hilarious. It’s probably because it isn’t anyone in his family wearing a Kaner jersey, or a Sharpy jersey.

In which Patrick makes a statement. [2,035 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  zanzibar  secretrelationship  marriage 
june 2013 by cunningplan
Don't Let Go - aohatsu
“So you were already with the boy you saved when the fire started?”

Patrick pauses, but shakes his head. “No, there was an explosion—I don’t really know what it was, but then it was just me and Tigre, and it’s like, in a situation like that, you don’t really think? You just do. So I grabbed the kid and went through the fire escape. It’s not like I decided I wanted to save anybody, it was just the only option.” [23,971 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  aohatsu  secretrelationship  kidfic  fire  adoption  grief 
may 2013 by cunningplan
Shot right through with a bolt of blue - mermaid
They're in their hotel room after the Oilers game when Kaner asks, "Why does this whole meditation thing matter so much to you, anyway?"

"It helps me focus and relax," Johnny says, hoping that'll satisfy him.

But Kaner's eyes widen. "You mean you'd act even weirder if you didn't meditate? Shit, dude – now I kind of want to see what you'd be like without it."

"You really, really don't," Johnny says. [54,722 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  mermaid  superpowers  pining 
may 2013 by cunningplan
you ruined everything in the best way - thisissirius
Kaner's looking down at the kid, though, frowning. He crouches down. "Hey, kid, where are your parents?"

The kid's bottom lip juts out and starts wobbling. Fuck, that means he's going to start crying, right?

"Oh shi—oot, kid, don't cry," Kaner says. "I mean, if you don't know where they are, we can find 'em?"

"Kaner," Sharpy presses. "That's Saad." [14,663 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  thisissirius  de-aging  kidfic  domestic  secretrelationship 
may 2013 by cunningplan
easy rider - vlieger
andrew has a summer job as a barista. brandon works in the bike garage across the street. [21,408 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  shaw/bollig  kane/toews  vlieger  au:otherjobs  coffeeshop/bakery  crush 
may 2013 by cunningplan
we will be who we are - ellot, vlieger
Jonny doesn’t plan on becoming nap buddies with Patrick, not like in that episode of Friends with Ross and Joey that Jonny has seen far too many times. [13,136 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  ellot  vlieger  bedsharing  sleep  firsttime 
april 2013 by cunningplan
take a step before running - magneticwave
Stiles wants to win for America, okay? He wants to bone that constipated expression off of Derek Hale’s face on a bed strewn with American flags while Bruce Springsteen plays in the background and a bald eagle watches through the window with a single tear rolling down its cheek. [7,314 words]
teenwolf  rpf:sports  derek/stiles  kane/toews  crossover/fusion  magneticwave  au:sports  sport:hockey  olympics 
march 2013 by cunningplan
you're the movement and the spin - sesame_seed
Or, the story of Brandon Saad's big gay unrequited crush on Jonathan Toews. [7,256 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  toews/saad  sesame_seed  crush  unrequited  alcohol  kane/toews 
march 2013 by cunningplan
Duck Tales - chaoticallyclev
“I think he needs floaties.”

Patrick resists the strong urge he gets to slam his head against the wall. “Kaner. He’s a duck; I don’t think they make floaties for them. What kind of duck can’t swim?”

“The kind that are magically transformed hockey players?” Kaner suggests and damn it, he has a point. [2,715 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  gen  chaoticallyclev  transformation  animals/pets  outsiderpov 
march 2013 by cunningplan
Twist in my Sobriety - jezziejay
“We should have sober sex,” Patrick says, rolling his neck until it pops loudly. He really should be thinking about getting up off of the floor.

“Why would we do that?” Jonny asks, twisting to look down at Patrick like he just suggested that they throw puppies into traffic. [13,236 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  jezziejay  alcohol  fuckbuddies 
march 2013 by cunningplan
Words get tangled up in good intentions - mermaid
They've been hooking up for more than a year, undefined and mostly unspoken, when Johnny first speaks French in bed with Kaner. [5,564 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  mermaid  fuckbuddies  language 
february 2013 by cunningplan
Write Our Names On the Wall - twentysomething
"What are you saying?" Johnny says slowly, because this sounds like she's trying to pick him up, which is impossible, because if Kaner has one concrete rule, it's ‘anyone but teammates.’

"We can help each other out here," Kaner suggests, crossing her legs in her too-short skirt. "That's all. Two friends helping each other out in a dry spell. You're free to do whatever. It wouldn't be a big deal." [15,995 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  twentysomething  genderswap  fuckbuddies  pining 
february 2013 by cunningplan
kids like you and me ohtempora
It's one thing to know that Kaner and Tazer are weird about each other, and another thing to actually see it.

(or: several people who unfortunately had to interact with them, and one time they got to be alone). [6,417 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  ohtempora  5things  outsiderpov  oblivious 
february 2013 by cunningplan
i dreamed of you at nighttime - vlieger
Kaner is pumped to be rooming by himself after five years with Tazer. Only then shit gets weird. [7,144 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  vlieger  roommates  codependency  separationanxiety  insomnia 
january 2013 by cunningplan
so show me family - duchessofavalon
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. ~Jane Howard [30,148 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  duchessofavalon  kidfic 
january 2013 by cunningplan
If I Took You Home (It’d Be a Home Run) - svmadelyn
This is a story about true love overcoming the hugest (no, seriously, the hugest) of obstacles. [33,816 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  svmadelyn  courting  bodyimage  sizekink  toys 
january 2013 by cunningplan
love is a contact sport - hazel, mermaid
"And the tragic reality of Patrick's life is that even though they broke up over a year ago, he and Johnny still play beautiful hockey together."

// A high school AU, featuring dream-fish, bad movie dates, and a little bit of magic. [109,902 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  hazel  mermaid  au:highschool 
january 2013 by cunningplan
Long Distance - grim_lupine
"So, you Skype your boy a lot or something?" Kaner asks when he’s been there for a little while and heard Segs talk about Tyler enough to catch a clue. There’s something odd in his voice--a little plaintive, like he’s asking, so how do you deal with it?

Segs hesitates, shrugs. Says, “Yeah, something like that.”

Inside his head, Tyler laughs. [1,657 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  seguin/brown  kane/toews  grim_lupine  telepathy 
november 2012 by cunningplan
his executive assistant! - hazel
25, openly bisexual and even more openly disinclined to stick around for breakfast, blond, and possessed of a college education that passed through 3 Ivies before ending up at a State campus that has a new Kane-funded Economics building, Patrick Kane is an open book. Less of a mystery novel and more of a cartoon pamphlet on avoiding STDs.

Jon wishes he’d listened to his mom when she told him George Devereux from down the street had work going in his lawnmower repair business.
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  hazel  au:harlequin  au:otherjobs 
november 2012 by cunningplan
Keep an Open Mind - grim_lupine
They’ve had this connection for nearly as long as they’ve known each other; Patrick doesn’t know why it happened, what made it so that out of all the people in the world, it’s Johnny and only Johnny whose thoughts he can read, but there it is. One day it was just Patrick in his head, and the next, he’d woken up with the background awareness of Johnny in there too, and a panicked, thumping voice saying, Oh, shit. You too? [2,031 words]
rpf:sports  sport:hockey  kane/toews  grim_lupine  telepathy  bond  pining 
november 2012 by cunningplan
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