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Can You Hear Me Now? - blackchaps
The Machine is desperate for Harold to listen, so it does the unthinkable: it makes a friend. [4,329 words]
personofinterest  avengers  crossover/fusion  gen  blackchaps  animals/pets  kidnapping  artificialintelligence 
april 2019 by cunningplan
Steve Rogers Is (Not) A Good Influence - noxlunate
Steve’s left staring at the kid- Peter, his brain helpfully reminds him. The kid is staring back.

“So, you’re, like, Captain America, huh?” Peter asks, and he looks a little starstruck but less so than he did when he’d stared at Tony Stark’s jet taking off.

“Uh, yeah.” Steve says, staring hard at a spot just past the kid’s shoulder as he shoves his hands as deep as they can go into the pockets of his jeans. “Call me Steve.”

“Cool.” Parker breathes, and Steve tries not to think about just how badly this is going to go.

// Aka Steve Rogers' American Tour Of Waiting For His Brainwashed Boyfriend To Come Back And Blowing Up Hydra is interrupted when Tony Stark dumps Peter Parker into his lap. [4,181 words]
avengers  captainamerica  spiderman  noxlunate  roadtrip  humour  mentor  au:canon 
november 2018 by cunningplan
Through the Jungle, Through the Dark - Annakovsky
Tony shrugs, looking entirely unrepentant. "Condoms fail like three percent of the time. When you think about it, it's amazing I don't have two hundred illegitimate kids floating around out there."

// Or, the one where Tony has a surprise tween daughter. [4,590 words]
marvel  ironman  avengers  bruce/pepper/tony  annakovsky  kidfic  polyamory  domestic  coparenting 
november 2017 by cunningplan
Side bitch out of your league - rohkeutta
“I tried to call Sam,” Captain America says, bewildered. He’s sprinting like Usain Bolt and doesn’t sound even a little out of breath. Fucker. “Who’re you?”

“Someone who’s watching you live on TV,” Bucky tells him as the tiny patriotic figure on the screen takes the turns like he instructed. Bucky should probably be a lot more freaked out about this, but honestly? After a tour in the Middle East and six years as a nurse in New York, even this isn’t enough to ruffle him. One sees a lot of shit in the ER. “Also, you better hang up now, that thing is behind the next bend.”

“Uh, okay,” Captain America says. “Thanks?”

“Whatever,” Bucky says, disconnects the call and turns the TV off to get ready for his shift. [2,571 words]
marvel  captainamerica  avengers  bucky/steve  rohkeutta  au:otherjobs  healthcare  wrongnumber  sass 
november 2016 by cunningplan
Things We Lost in the Fire - enigmaticblue
Over the years, Dean thinks he may have lost just as much as he’s gained. He means to change all that. [32,239 words]
spn  avengers  crossover/fusion  gen  tony/bruce  dean/natasha  enigmaticblue  au:otherjobs  lawenforcement/military 
november 2016 by cunningplan
A Hole in a Stained Glass Window - rageprufrock
When winter puts down roots in New York and all the super villains go into hibernation, Bucky's completely unsurprised Stephanie starts getting ideas. [12,305 words]
avengers  captainamerica  bucky/steve  rageprufrock  genderswap  pregnancy 
october 2016 by cunningplan
To Say His Name - mapleandmahogany
Phil recruits Clint Barton to SHIELD and falls for him.
Professionalism is more a nice ideal than a reality with SHIELD agents.
// Barton lets out a tense laugh. “You've got all the toys, don't you?”
“I try not to brag.” [15,114 words]
avengers  clint/phil  mapleandmahogany 
october 2016 by cunningplan
Parties and Other Holiday Traditions - out_there
When it comes to the annual SHIELD Christmas party, Clint knows he has a reputation. No, that sounds bad. Clint has a… a really good success rate. [4,095 words]
avengers  clint/phil  out_there  staffparty  holiday  christmas 
october 2016 by cunningplan
Hunger for Your Touch - coffeeinallcaps
Of course it’s not the first thought that crosses his mind when he loses the arm, but. Well.
He really did like those smooth hard metal fingers a lot, is all.

The new arm looks similar but feels different. Lighter. Its nerve sensors and pressure pads are more sensitive, and the surface adapts to his body temperature, which takes some getting used to. The first time he runs one of its fingers down his crack and over his hole, his entire body jerks.
“Oh,” he gasps, surprised, and does it again. [4,083 words]
avengers  captainamerica  sam/bucky  coffeeinallcaps  touchstarved 
october 2016 by cunningplan
Take All The Courage - prettybirdy979
When what should have been a straight forward mission in Hell's Kitchen goes pear shaped due to lack of communication, teaching his teammates sign language seems like a logical step to Clint. Communication when their comms are down - great plan! And including the local vigilante, who's been working closely with them on this, is a real no-brainer.

Until it turns out said vigilante is an asshole that thinks sign language is beneath him, judging by the way he's stubbornly refusing to learn it.

(Conversely - Matt's trying, he really is but damn it, those two signs are exactly the same... what do you mean they mean completely different things?!) [16,106 words]
marvel  avengers  daredevil  hawkeye  gen  prettybirdy979  language  disability  identity 
september 2016 by cunningplan
Justice is Blonde - pollydoodles
The United States vs Bucky Barnes.

The Winter Soldier is called to account for his crimes. He needs a miracle. He needs a decent lawyer. He needs Elle Woods.
He just doesn't know it yet. [6,116 words]
avengers  legallyblonde  crossover/fusion  gen  pollydoodles 
september 2016 by cunningplan
this is how it began (this is the secret between) - notcaycepollard - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
"Laura's a translator for SHIELD," Natasha tells him. "We're keeping her."

"Are we?" Clint asks, and Nat just rolls her eyes, tucks a strand of Laura's hair back behind her ear.

"Yeah," she says, "we are," and Clint feels like he's missed something, can't parse the situation properly, but that's a feeling he's had pretty much every day for the last twenty one months, since he pulled Natasha Romanoff out of Prague and into the questionably welcoming arms of SHIELD.
july 2016 by cunningplan
Sparked Up Like a Book of Matches - Sena
Steve lives in Stark Tower and doesn't have much to do when he's not going after Hydra strongholds. He attends charity events to make Pepper happy. He goes hiking with Sam. He hangs out with Clint in Bed-Stuy and watches Dog Cops. Sometimes Tony gives him super alcohol in a sippy cup. Sometimes he sees Bucky out of the corner of his eye and wonders if it's real or if he's starting to lose his mind.

Alternately, the one with terrible jokes, a foot chase through the Lower East Side, and a tiny little robot named Shitcan.
avengers  captainamerica  steve/bucky  sena 
june 2016 by cunningplan
honk honk vroom vroom - dirtybinary
Sam meets the Uber driver from hell. Apparently, the Winter Soldier has a new day job. [4,287 words]
avengers  captainamerica  steve/sam  dirtybinary  friendship  humour 
june 2016 by cunningplan
Making A Point - becisvolatile
Well, that’s a deal-breaker then, isn’t it?” Jane announced as she chewed on her thumbnail and fussed with something just outside of the dimensions of the Skype window.

“The beard?” Darcy asked.

Jane sighed and focussed on the camera. “The part where he might be a former Hydra assassin.” [14,032 words]
avengers  captainamerica  bucky/darcy  becisvolatile  bootcamp/academy  secretidentity 
may 2016 by cunningplan
Easy Does It - astolat
“It just seems like—it should mean something,” Steve said plaintively.

“Well, I guess it does,” Sam said, after a thoughtful moment. “Means you’re not a virgin anymore.” [6,489 words]
avengers  captainamerica  steve/sam  astolat  sexpollen/lovepotion 
may 2016 by cunningplan
Leader Of The Free World - copperbadge
Clint Barton's presidential campaign started as a joke. It didn't end that way, except for Steve. [3,663 words]
avengers  gen  copperbadge  humour  politics 
april 2016 by cunningplan
Disasster - esama - Iron Man (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Tony welcomes his (begrudging) AI overlord and Bucky somehow gets caught in the middle. [3,531 words]
avengers  ironman  tony/bucky  esama  artificialintelligence  JARVIS 
april 2016 by cunningplan
Modern Careers in the Information Sciences (and Other White Lies) - melannen
Any agent knows that the most important thing when planning an op is information. Luckily, there's a public library right across the street from Fort Meade. [3,086 words]
avengers  captainamerica  gen  melannen  outsiderpov  bookstore/library 
april 2016 by cunningplan
Maisie Makes a Deal - antistar_e (kaikamahine)
Maisie's pretty sure her grandmother's new neighbors are spies. [5,249 words]
avengers  captainamerica  gen  steve/bucky  antistar_e  outsiderpov  kidfic  neighbours 
april 2016 by cunningplan
there's a michael jackson song about this - Bundibird
It starts out as a joke.

Rhodey takes one look at Tony and Harley tinkering with and squabbling over some piece of tech and demands, “Since when do you have a kid?” and Harley glances up and says casually, without missing a beat, “He impregnated my mom eleven years ago and then left her to raise me alone. He’s a terrible person.”

Tony’s going to be laughing about Rhodey’s expression for MONTHS. [11,722 words]
avengers  ironman  gen  Bundibird  kidfic  harleykeener 
march 2016 by cunningplan
like a piece of the moon by mici - noharlembeat
How did Steve get his shield back after he let it fall out of the Helicarrier? [2,229 words]
marvel  avengers  gen  noharlembeat  post-movie  outsiderpov  protectiveness 
march 2016 by cunningplan
The Liars Club - igrockspock
(Clint said that following a trail of blood back to someone’s apartment was stalking, and apprehending petty criminals was not a date. Natasha begged to differ.)

// Matt and Natasha have a lot in common. They have a flexible relationship with the truth, and people who hang out with them might get charged aiding and abetting a felony. Oh, and when they were ten, unscrupulous people trained them to fight in a mysterious war. [3,431 words]
marvel  avengers  daredevil  matt/natasha  igrockspock  friendship 
march 2016 by cunningplan
Ask Galatea - thingswithwings
The trading cards and the costume redesign are Steve's first clues, but he doesn't recognize them at the time; he's too new to the world, too angry at it, too busy fighting a war. [7,251 words]
avengers  captainamerica  steve/phil  thingswithwings  servicesubmission  fandom 
march 2016 by cunningplan
They Call Themselves The Trash Of The Thing - follow_the_sun
Bucky Barnes might have liked Hamilton: The Musical a little too much. [2,319 words]
avengers  captainamerica  steve/bucky  follow_the_sun  hamilton  fandom  ptsd 
february 2016 by cunningplan
Breaking News - astolat
“I’ve sent you keys,” Tony said. “I’ve emailed, I’ve texted, I’ve called. Pepper called. There is an entire floor of Stark Tower waiting for you to move in. And instead here you are living in a two-bedroom shack out in the open with your — extremely hot, by the way, nice job there — boyfriend. The paparazzi are going to eat you alive, Rogers.” [10,684 words]
avengers  captainamerica  steve/sam  astolat  marriage  paparazzi  family  wedding 
february 2016 by cunningplan
Home Yellow - yue_ix
When Lucky comes back up, KATE's "NO" carries down the stairs. CLINT drinks his COFFEE and ignores her.

When she says "DOG", Lucky looks up and so does CLINT. He points at her. She says "NO". He points at Lucky's bowl, the huge bag of FOOD propped in the corner, and his WATER bowl. "NO". CLINT whines a long time.

KATE's shoulders drop and she scratches Lucky's neck. She bumps her forehead gently against Lucky's. CLINT laughs and lifts his bag. [2,229 words]
marvel  avengers  hawkeye  daredevil  gen  yue_ix  language  animals/pets 
january 2016 by cunningplan
Audio Commentary Track With Steve Rogers - copperbadge
Steve didn't know you could go to college to study movies. [3,003 words]
avengers  captainamerica  gen  copperbadge  academia  history  film 
january 2016 by cunningplan
Operation Snapdragon - Laura Kaye (laurakaye)
They’d decided to call it Operation Snapdragon, Jasper had explained, because snapdragons meant “deception” in the language of flowers.

It would be more accurate to call it Operation Rip Out Phil's Heart And Grind It Beneath The Feet Of Mobsters, but apparently there wasn't a flower for that. [10,934 words]
avengers  clint/phil  laurakaye  undercover  fakerelationship  team  marriage 
december 2015 by cunningplan
Asset recovery - freshbakedlady
Nick Fury's boss in the CIA just lost a piece of surveillance equipment. It happens to be attached to a pigeon. Unfortunately for Nick, one Sam Wilson, age seven, is now also attached to the pigeon. Very attached. [1,777 words]
avengers  captainamerica  gen  nickfury  animals/pets  kidfic  spies 
september 2015 by cunningplan
United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) - fallingvoices, radialarch
The Associated Press @AP
Winter Soldier set to stand trial for Washington D.C. massacre and treason [20,605 words]
avengers  captainamerica  bucky/steve  fallingvoices  radialarch  media  socialmedia  trial  courtroom 
august 2015 by cunningplan
Unknown Unknowns - eleanor_lavish
It turns out that forgetting about Project TAHITI means that Phil has forgotten about something far more important. [6,895 words]
avengers  shield  clint/phil  eleanor_lavish  secretrelationship  amnesia 
august 2015 by cunningplan
Lost and Found - Thatdamneddame
The surprising thing isn't that Clint managed to find a baby when he was taking his dog for a walk--it's that Phil Coulson is surprisingly good at babies. [8,426 words]
avengers  clint/phil  thatdamneddame  kidfic  accidentalbabies  domestic  adoption 
july 2015 by cunningplan
Any Possible Similarity - lady_ragnell
When Foggy gets a call from his college friend Sam, he can't say he's expecting to bond with the Avengers. It's a little awkward, when he can't tell them that he knows Daredevil, or Matt that he knows them, but he likes them.

It gets complicated when Natasha decides that Foggy and Daredevil should go on a date. [10,245 words]
avengers  daredevil  crossover/fusion  matt/foggy  lady_ragnell  matchmaking  secretidentity 
july 2015 by cunningplan
Winter's Children - Neery
When their attempts to recreate the super soldier serum failed, Hydra started trying to breed Captain America clones from his genetic samples. Unfortunately, the serum's effects aren't passed down genetically, so instead of an army of tiny Captain Americas, they get a bunch of tow-headed, asthmatic, allergic, immuno-compromised little Steves.

And then the Winter Soldier stumbles across Hydra's failed experiment... [66,888 words]
avengers  captainamerica  steve/bucky  neery  kidfic  rescue  childabuse 
july 2015 by cunningplan
Miracle on Park Avenue - owlet - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Should've stayed indoors, Barnes. That's where the photographers aren't.[4,102 words]
avengers  captainamerica  gen  owlet  ptsd  media 
may 2015 by cunningplan
Meet Tomorrow If You Choose - Dira Sudis (dsudis)
"Not quite like the other me, huh," Steve said, because there was no point pretending.

"Nah, actually I was thinking I can see it," Sam said. "The way you stand--you project, you know? Like in a way you really always were the big guy, just your body took a while to catch up." [9,441 words]
avengers  captainamerica  steve/sam  dira_sudis  de-aging  virginity  pre-serum!steve 
may 2015 by cunningplan
Mama Bear - dira_sudis
How the Black Widow became Auntie Nat. [2,918 words]
avengers  gen  dira_sudis  family  kidfic 
may 2015 by cunningplan
I'll Keep You Safe Here With Me - sara_holmes
Yes, Clint is avoiding the other Avengers. No, he does not want to go back to New York. But then again, he didn't exactly want to be kidnapped by the Winter Soldier either. Really, he just wants to go back to bed. [110,568 words]
avengers  captainamerica  clint/bucky  sara_holmes  kidnapping  roadtrip  ptsd 
may 2015 by cunningplan
Smells Like Teen Spirit - thecompanystore
"If this was my team, I wouldn't want us on it, either." [1,095 words]
avengers  gen  thecompanystore  team  rebellion 
may 2015 by cunningplan
Risk management - thecompanystore
Laura's first impression of Natalia Romanova is that she looks just like the 'cute kid' her husband's been going on about for nearly two years now, ever since he came home from that one assignment with a dozen minor stab wounds, a not-so-minor gunshot wound, an official reprimand, and one defecting Russian spy in tow. [1,105 words]
avengers  clint/laura  gen  thecompanystore  friendship 
may 2015 by cunningplan
Language - dira_sudis
"Are you seriously going to make me the language police of this clusterfuck?" [636 words]
avengers  gen  dira_sudis  language  swearing  humour 
may 2015 by cunningplan
steve rogers: pr disaster - idiopathicsmile
The Story of Steve “Walking PR Nightmare” Rogers, and How For a Short While He Single-Handedly Destroyed the Emotional Health of Eva Laura Ortiz, His Now Ex-Publicist. [4,000 words]
avengers  captainamerica  gen  idiopathicsmile  humour  outsiderpov 
april 2015 by cunningplan
Steve Rogers' Dad Face and Other Common Hazards - AggressiveWhenStartled
Today, Peter was honest-to-god going to see Captain America himself up close, in person, and not from a rooftop or tiny crevice like a creepy stalker fanboy.

Even better, he was going to watch Steve Rogers make history by soldiering his beleaguered way through the most intensely awkward and honestly ridiculous press conference in the history of ever-- jaw thrust out and spine ramrod straight. Trying hard to be polite and respectful in the face of adversity.

While a bunch of assholes with cameras and microphones shouted at him about Iron Man’s adolescent dick. [4,178 words]
avengers  steve/bucky  AggressiveWhenStartled  spiderman  media  humour 
april 2015 by cunningplan
Your Lack Of An Answer Is Kind Of An Answer: Four Questions Natasha Asked Steve Rogers, And One Time Bucky Barnes Answered - Speranza
"All right, I have a question for you. Oh, but you don’t have to answer it. I feel like if you don't answer it though, you're kind of answering it, you know…" [4,490 words]
captainamerica  avengers  steve/bucky  speranza  5things 
january 2015 by cunningplan
4 Minute Window - Speranza
"Look, if they catch me," Bucky muttered, "they're either going to kill me or they're going to put me in a box with a little window and—Steve, I can't." [24,127 words]
steve/bucky  avengers  captainamerica  speranza  post-movie  secretrelationship  escape  surveillance 
january 2015 by cunningplan
Home Improvement - Anonymous
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?” [20,770 words]
avengers  clint/phil  anon  au:otherjobs  writer  neighbours  domestic 
december 2014 by cunningplan
Tell Me Anything - nerdwegian
Clint's world falls apart on a Wednesday.

Phil Coulson is not dead, rebuilding SHIELD, and somehow failed to tell Clint about either of these things. Needing a distraction and a release, Clint turns to Bucky Barnes. Bucky has no idea what he's signed up for, and sooner or later it will come crashing down around Clint, he knows. The problem is, he can't bring himself to care. [22,409 words]
avengers  clint/phil  clint/bucky  nerdwegian  d/s  backfromdead  subspace  angst 
november 2014 by cunningplan
On The Other Side of a Downward Spiral - torakowalski
Bucky Barnes is barely functioning, let alone living, but when the Avengers find an abandoned baby girl, Bucky has to learn to look after himself, and keep the baby out of Hydra's hands. All while trying to work out exactly what kind of relationship he and Steve want from each other. [31,811 words]
avengers  captainamerica  bucky/steve  torakowalski  kidfic  ptsd  caretaking 
november 2014 by cunningplan
In Wade We Trust (We Are So Screwed) - dentalfloss
“Wade Wilson dropped by last night,” Clint explained, like it was any other Friday. “Brought pizza and beer.” There was a thoughtful silence through the phone and then:
“You had a pizza party with Deadpool.” Phil said and Clint slid down the couch onto his back. Yeah, that pretty much summed up the situation.

// Or: the one where Clint does something nice for Wade, and Wade decides to never let him go. [44,285 words]
avengers  deadpool  clint/phil  dentalfloss  friendship  strays  humour  roommates  rescue 
november 2014 by cunningplan
The Hero's Journey; or: What Jasper Sitwell Did Last Summer - pagination
The thing is, when an agent reaches clearance level five, it’s because they’re valuable, capable of something an exponentially diminishing few can offer in the ranks of SHIELD. Clint Barton, his personal issues notwithstanding, is unstoppable behind a scope. Jim Woo is an analyst and extractor par excellence. Melinda May has infiltrated half the presidential offices of Asia, and Phil Coulson has an instinct for the unusual that could be the basis of an entire TV show.

Jasper’s less certain what he brings to the party. [23,940 words]
avengers  nightvale  crossover/fusion  gen  pagination  fix-it  jaspersitwell 
november 2014 by cunningplan
A Thousand Miles and Poles Apart - Selenay
Until a few months ago, Clint Barton was a successful stunt guy, more accustomed to falling off buildings and making a fight look good than worrying about lines and motivation. Now, he's an award nominated actor (it was a fluke, he swears) about to take the biggest role of his career: co-lead in the eleventh Agent Banks of SHIELD movie, working with the actor he's admired (or maybe more than just admired) for years. It should be the best job ever.

Except for a few problems, like his lack of acting experience, and the part where his contract is to take over the SHIELD series after Phil Coulson finishes this last movie. At least he isn't doing anything really disastrous, like falling for his co-star. Right? [46,628 words]
avengers  clint/phil  selenay  au:actors  crush 
november 2014 by cunningplan
Dangerous - Eligh
Clint's a regular effing Robin Hood, who moonlights as being a pain in SHIELD's side. Phil's the Agent tasked with catching him. Why do things never go like they're supposed to? [20,394 words]
avengers  clint/phil  eligh  au 
november 2014 by cunningplan
What's (the Point of) Your Name? - KuriKuri
“A deal maker?” Phil parroted, skeptical.

“Yeah. You know, I turn a pile of straw into gold, you give me your firstborn sort of thing,” she replied, wiggling her fingers like a twelve year old trying to do a magic trick.

“I’m gay. I’m not going to have a firstborn,” Phil said before he was able to sensor himself.

“Don’t be so sure,” the woman laughed, smirking slightly. “But that was just an example. There are many other things I’d rather take from you.” [21,183 words]
avengers  clint/phil  kurikuri  demons  disability  curse  deaf 
november 2014 by cunningplan
Keep The World At Bay For Me - torakowalski
Finding out that Phil's alive and working with a new team isn't easy for Clint, and neither is helping Captain America track down the brainwashed Hydra assassin that used to be Bucky Barnes. [25,253 words]
avengers  captainamerica  clint/phil  shield  torakowalski  backfromdead  ptsd  marriage 
october 2014 by cunningplan
I Could Live By The Light Of Your Eyes - nerdwegian
All Clint wanted was to get laid.

(In which Clint meets a mysterious man who may or may not be named Phil, and accidentally stumbles into a big conspiracy where very few things are what they seem to be.) [43,554 words]
avengers  shield  clint/phil  nerdwegian  au:canon  au:spies/assassins  BAMF  secrets 
october 2014 by cunningplan
professional disaster human - margot_tenenbaum
Clint is most definitely out of a job. And he doesn't really know what to do with that. Or with himself. [2,633 words]
avengers  hawkeye  gen  margot_tenenbaum  friendship 
october 2014 by cunningplan
lonely houses off the road - Etharei
Barnes is now glaring at him for some reason. It's somewhat terrifying but also, oddly, a little reassuring— because that's emotion right there, which means there's still somebody behind those eyes. Somebody who seems to think Sam is being a bit slow on the uptake. "Time parameters exceeded. Mission failed."

"Wait." Sam narrows his eyes. "Is this some kind of... report? Debriefing?"

"Mission report," confirms Barnes, looking pleased. Well, looking slightly less murderous than before.

// In which various people deal with things they never signed up for, but at the end of the day no one's particularly surprised. [17,454 words]
avengers  captainamerica  bucky/steve  etharei  recovery  friendship  rescue 
october 2014 by cunningplan
Heaving Beasts and Throbbing Pens - lanyon
The first in the series, ‘Snow Storm’, spins an engaging yarn about a trio of Cold War spies, Daisy Spencer, Richard Daniels and the roguish Jack Frost. If Nicholas Sparks, EL James and nine hundred and ninety-eight monkeys sat at MacBook Pros for a year, they could only hope to produce something as raunchy and atmospheric as ‘Snow Storm’. Reportedly turned down by the major romance publishing houses, indie publisher Salt Shaker took it on and, through word of mouth, some inventive hashtags and the allure of an elusive, introverted author who refuses to give interviews, it became the most popular novel of 2015.

// In which Bucky Barnes is secretly the writer of the highly successful Winter Storm romance trilogy. [5,951 words]
avengers  captainamerica  bucky/steve  lanyon  secrets  writer 
september 2014 by cunningplan
I Never Shook My Shadow - Laura Kaye (laurakaye)
Clint has thought about it, maybe more than is strictly healthy; sometimes he’d tell himself stories about what would happen if Phil just showed up one day, alive. [13,724 words]
avengers  shield  clint/phil  laurakaye  backfromdead  truthspell 
september 2014 by cunningplan
Clint Barton, everyone. - quirkyflattery
“How long has he been playing, Jarvis?” asks the Captain, cutting Sir off.

“Three minutes and forty-two seconds, Captain.” Jarvis adds apologetically, “He appears to have run afoul of illegal weapons testing at the lake, and is currently on the run from an anti-government militia group.”
avengers  gen  quirkyflattery  hawkguy  hawkeye  games  humour 
september 2014 by cunningplan
Disco Stick (of DEATH) - tsukinofaerii
One of the things no one warned Lydia about when she started tapping into her banshee powers was how often she'd have to save people from themselves. Most notably, people like Tony Stark, who is supposedly her boss in her new internship at Stark Industries. She doesn't know what he's doing, but whatever it is, it's pure death, and it keeps coming for him. If she weren't such a good person, she'd just let him die. She totally blames Scott for that.

Sam's sometimes had a rough road, but when he and Dean get signed on by Tony Stark to check out a little werewolf problem in New York, it's a stroke of luck. Not only is Tony willing to pay them for it, but he's also hot, rich and very obviously interested in Sam. What could possibly go wrong?

(Or, the one where Lydia's banshee powers constantly cockblock Sam's death dick.) [17,113 words]
teenwolf  avengers  ironman  spn  crossover/fusion  gen  tsukinofaerii 
september 2014 by cunningplan
aw, body, no - verity
Kate has definitely considered what would happen if she ended up in a dude's body before, but it was, like, Noh-Varr, or maybe James Deen. Somebody whose ride you'd want to take for a test drive. Kate loves Clint, but let's be real: there's only one place she's going to carry this metaphor, and that's the car wash. [737 words]
gen  avengers  hawkeye  verity  hawkguy  bodyswap  humour 
september 2014 by cunningplan
Erro, Ergo Sum - pagination
If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.

Phil Coulson is ordinary, damn it, and people do not fall in love with ordinary. [9,890 words]
avengers  shield  clint/phil  pagination  pining  oblivious 
september 2014 by cunningplan
Hands and Voices - IamShadow21
There's a voice in everybody's head, and for as long as there have been people speaking, collective wisdom has said that it's the voice of your soulmate. You might grow up with them. You might never meet. You might meet, but find you have nothing in common. But, people say, that person is out there, somewhere.

Since Phil was small, since summer days lasted forever, since he spent more time reading books halfway up trees and collecting Captain America cards than playing baseball or riding bicycles, he's known his voice was different. [1,253 words]
avengers  clint/phil  IamShadow21  au:soulmates  bond  disability  language 
september 2014 by cunningplan
Sweet Child of Mine - raiining
Phil clutches his mug of coffee tighter to his chest. “I think I’m going to adopt Clint Barton’s illegitimate love child.” [16,040 words]
avengers  clint/phil  raiining  kidfic  pining  kidnapping  rescue 
august 2014 by cunningplan
On The Natural Progression of Rut in the Single Alpha Male - raiining
Phil’s not-so-secret crush is reaching inappropriate levels. Clint is a gorgeous, smart, funny omega who could crook his littlest finger and have every alpha on base dancing to his tune. Probably half the omegas and a good third of the betas, too. Clint’s never participated in dominance games before, but he’s the unacknowledged leader of the unofficial pack.

And Phil is... Phil. He’s Nick Fury’s sidekick, the quiet alpha in a suit. He’s good at his job, competent, dedicated… but he isn’t flashy. He’s average. Ordinary.

Clint’s not. [7,180 words]
avengers  clint/phil  raiining  heat  omegaverse 
august 2014 by cunningplan
tag ur porn - lazulisong
The screen blipped and the person reappeared, now clutching a large Ragdoll cat who was purring even as the human muffled another scream in it's fur. "Omigod. Omigod. I'm calm. I'm calm. GUYS. So you remember how I said I hoped you'd send in reaction vids to the hairstyle tutorials? I think Captain America just sent me one, oh my fucking God." They squeezed the cat tightly enough that it let out a mildly protesting squeak. "OH GOD, Roadkill, I'm so sorry, Mommy's so excited right now." They let go of the cat and it sort of flowed into a puddle between them and the camera. "Okay. Okay. Roll video."

Sam paused the video long enough to break out the ginger ale and vodka. [1,835 words]
avengers  captainamerica  steve/bucky  lazulisong  youtube  hairbrushing  friendship 
august 2014 by cunningplan
The Cellist and The Archer (and the Man They Loved) - desert_neon (sproutgirl)
Kelly Cooper loved "FBI Agent" Phil Coulson, and she adored his best friend, Clint Barton. But not everything was as it seemed, and sometimes being in love with someone just isn't enough. [16,692 words]
avengers  clint/phil  phil/ofc  desert_neon  outsiderpov  pining  secrets 
august 2014 by cunningplan
Darcy Lewis and the No Good, Very Bad (Kinda Awesome) Day - kellifer_fic
"Phil, in the real world, when friends catch friends spying on each other, they apologize and promise never to do it again." [4,654 words]
avengers  thor  clint/darcy  kellifer  humour 
august 2014 by cunningplan
and i’ll be singing like an angel (until i’m six feet deep) - shuofthewind
So the reason Darcy is a late-bloomer, college wise, is a bit more complicated than her complete inability to keep her majors straight. Also, Clint Barton is a total folk music fanboy.

Jack-Booted Thug goes, “Holy shit you’re Lucy Miller.” And then he blushes. He actually goddamn blushes like a schoolboy, and holy biceps, Batman. [5,095 words]
avengers  thor  clint/darcy  shuofthewind  music  folk  au:mutants 
august 2014 by cunningplan
Clint Barton: Accidental Hipster - cat_77
It's not his fault. For real this time. [1,969 words]
avengers  hawkeye  cat_77  humour  clothing 
august 2014 by cunningplan
Jean from Accounting - sendal
The story of Clint and Phil, as told by the middle-aged cat lady who does Clint's taxes. [5,140 words]
avengers  clint/phil  sendal  outsiderpov 
august 2014 by cunningplan
Five Times S.H.I.E.L.D. Tried To Recruit Clint Barton (And One Time He Said “Yes”) - AlphaFlyer
The first time Clint Barton comes to the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D., his face is on fliers advertising him as The Amazing Hawkeye, The World’s Greatest Marksman. [1,676 words]
avengers  gen  alphaflyer  5things  origin 
july 2014 by cunningplan
Greetings to the New Brunette - victoria_p (musefool)
"You said he should have a hobby. That it would help."

"I meant, like, knitting or coin collecting. Motocross, if he was feeling antsy. A baby's not a hobby. It's lifetime commitment." [10,368 words]
avengers  steve/bucky  musefool  fakerelationship  kidfic  marriage 
july 2014 by cunningplan
Working Both Sides of the Sheets - scifigrl47
Phil Coulson is not a sex worker, but for some reason, Clint Barton thinks he is.

Phil's pretty sure he shouldn't be okay with this, but somehow he is.

Clint is completely okay with this. [30,007 words]
avengers  clint/phil  prostitution  misunderstanding  pre-canon  scifigrl47 
june 2014 by cunningplan
Distractions - florahart
When they need a distraction in the field, Clint Barton ALWAYS grabs the nearest person to make out with as messily and distractingly as possible. Unless the nearest person is Phil Coulson. Him, he won't kiss. [5,115 words]
avengers  clint/phil  florahart  jealousy 
june 2014 by cunningplan
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