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Rodney McKay: Cat Lady of Atlantis by mklutz [Archive of Our Own]
Summary:

Rodney waved this aside as unimportant (which it was). “That’s not important, Elizabeth. What is important is the possible uses for this machine! It re-sequences matter! We could convert junk into food or weapons or—“

“—Wraith into humans!”

“---or cats,” Zelenka rolled his eyes.
fandom:sga  humor  general  action  teamfic  transformation  cat!ronon  cat!teyla  cat!zelenka  cat!john  something-made-them-do-it  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:zelenka  c:elizabeth-weir  c:kolya  c:lorne  <2.000  rating:pg  author:mklutz  sga-timeline:season-2/3  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
april 2013 by csad
Belling the Cat by mklutz [Archive of Our Own]
Summary: In Rod's Atlantis, no science team explores a new area of the city without a military escort. They've prevented a lot of accidents this way and saved a lot of lives. He's never been the most militant of men, but he's diligent and hard-working and has an eye for detail like no one else. He also has three doctorates and a large body of Star Trek trivial knowledge.
fandom:sga  mensa-verse  humor  general  transformation  something-made-them-do-it  cat!rod  cat!lorne  cat!zelenka  c:rod  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:lorne  c:zelenka  c:o'neill  c:daniel-jackson  c:mensa!john  <3.000  rating:pg  author:mklutz  status:complete  sga-timeline:season-2/3  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
april 2013 by csad
And a Parrish in a Pear Tree (Gen, PG)
Summary: There are new marines on Atlantis, and they have to be trained in all things Pegasus. That’s Major Lorne’s job. ||

"Scientists are all the same," Reed said.

"What do they do to relax?" wondered Coughlin.

"Mess with the soldiers," Sheppard said. "McKay keeps a spreadsheet of ideas."
fandom:sga  c:lorne  c:sheppard  c:ronon  c:parrish  c:miko  c:marines  humor  general  <3.000  rating:pg  author:anonymous  sga-timeline:season-2/3  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
december 2012 by csad
chayiana: Be A Rockstar!
Music: Rockstar
Artist: Nickelback
Series: Stargate Atlantis
Genre: Humour, character, team
Spoilers up to 4x18 (The Kindred I)
Length: 4:22 min
Size: 53,6 MB (*wmv, zipped)

Linktype:stream, download
fandom:sga  type:fanvid  c:lorne  humor  general  artist:chayiana  non-crossover 
december 2012 by csad
The Triboelectric Effect by trillingstar
Summary: "What the hell were you thinking, touching it!" John yells, terrified.

"I didn't mean to!" Rodney yells back. "Oh right, because this morning I thought, let's be sure to get stuck to an unidentified object on an unknown planet in the dark depths of a cave today. Excellent, can't wait!" ||

The one with the psychic imprint and the planet that is unexpectedly important to the Wraith.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:elizabeth-weir  c:carson  c:lorne  c:zelenka  c:other-characters  c:wraith  action  angst  drama  romance  mental-link  telepathy  <18.000  rating:nc-17  author:trillingstar  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
october 2011 by csad
Unsinkable: Index by skitz_phenom
Summary: When Rodney talks John into taking a little ride on an Ancient monorail, he ends up somewhere unexpected. || Contains: Ancient subway trains, Iratus bugs, Rodney setting a boat on fire for John, and a very sweet happy ending. ||
"Well, we were right. Definitely some kind of transportation tracks." The screen showed a topographical map of the continent and the lines of track were lit up—mostly in a bright green, though there were sections here and there that were blue and blinking. "But when we suspected mass-transit, I don't think we were quite right." He pointed to a hub where three sets of green lines came together. "I think these are different ancient outposts or research stations, and this is some kind of automated rail system designed to allow for travel between stations for periodic monitoring."
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:lorne  c:aliens  c:keller  c:other-characters  action  romance  pining!john  oblivious!john  courtship  pov:sheppard  <27.000  rating:nc-17  author:skitz_phenom  first-time  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
october 2011 by csad
Too Much Sun by Tarlan
Summary: Lorne's not feeling so great when he returns from the UV planet. || The "Runner" episode tag that was so dearly missing. ||
"Dr. Parrish didn't seem to think--"

"Dr. Parrish is a botanist! McKay is an astrophysicist and nuclear scientist. There's more than a wee bit of difference in those disciplines."
fandom:sga  c:carson  c:lorne  humor  general  pov:lorne  tag:runner  <1.000  rating:pg  author:tarlan  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
october 2011 by csad
Purple Haze by lupinus67
Summary: After being captured (again) and drugged, John makes some annoucements to Atlantis and shocks everyone. Except maybe Ronon. || Hilarious of the genre "don't eat/drink while reading"! Dadt did not prepare Lorne and the marines for this. Good thing it's been repealed right on time.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:lorne  c:keller  c:carter  c:marines  humor  crack  romance  kidnapped!john  something-made-them-do-it  dadt  outed:accidentally  pov:mckay  <6.000  rating:pg-13  author:lupinus67  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-4  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
A Tiny Problem by lou
Summary: When Radek and Elizabeth go missing, John and Rodney decide to check the lab they had planned to visit. What they find is definitely surprising and has an unforeseen… little complication.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  pairing:elizabeth/radek  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:lorne  c:oc  humor  romance  transformation  pov:sheppard  <11.000  rating:pg-13  author:lou  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
Jumper Down by friendshipper/Sholio
Summary: "I hurt my head," Teyla said aloud, because hearing the words spoken made them easier to remember. She had already forgotten once, and hadn't understood why she kept falling down, until she raised her hand to touch her scalp and brought it away with the fingers slick and dark in the rain. ||
It was supposed to be a milk run, but Teyla and Rodney have found themselves in a war zone. Now, both severely injured, Teyla has to keep them alive until help arrives. [ Alternate link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/76802 ]
fandom:sga  pairing:rodney/teyla  c:sheppard  c:ronon  c:keller  c:lorne  c:aliens  action  angst  drama  romance  teamfic  amnesia  amnesiac!teyla  pov:teyla  <10.000  rating:pg-13  author:sholio  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-4  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
Down the Rabbit Hole by mahoni
Summary: SGA-1 are stuck on the wrong side of a quantum mirror, trying to find the right world to go back to. || "Written for the [info]summercon Bad Manips and the stories that love them anyway challenge, incorporating manips from both posts."--That says it all. [ Alternate link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/15398 ]
fandom:sga  alternate-dimensions  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:lorne  c:carson  teamfic  general  humor  crack  <2.000  rating:pg-13  author:mahoni  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
Visual Acuity by propinquitine
Post season five. An alien ritual goes wrong when the hallucinogen John drinks temporarily blinds him. His vision comes back slowly, one colour at a time, starting with yellow.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:keller  c:lorne  c:woolsey  c:other-characters  teamfic  disability  angst  romance  pining!john  pov:sheppard  <9.000  author:propinquitine  first-time  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
The Quiet Influence by purple_cube
“Will you tell him?”

Their venture into another reality had frightening at times, and although they had made it back safely, it's certainly not something that he is proud of. “I don't know.”

“I think that you should. The John Sheppard that we met was the military leader of the expedition, Rodney. He would not have been in that position if he was not someone that was trustworthy. Perhaps he can even help us.”
fandom:sga  vegas-verse  pairing:vegas!rodney/vegas!teyla  c:ronon  c:lorne  c:sheppard  c:general-landry  teamfic  angst  romance  tag:vegas  <2.000  rating:pg-13  author:purple_cube  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-5  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
The House by the Beach by sabinelagrande
Summary: "The lights in the hallway get brighter when John walks past them. He keeps meaning to mention it to Rodney, but he's almost certain he's just imagining things."
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  pairing:elizabeth/radek  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:lorne  c:carson  angst  romance  virtual-environment  pov:sheppard  <2.000  rating:pg-13  author:sabinelagrande  estab-rel  first-time  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
The 'Oh' Thing by chelle
Summary: Living together changes everything. ||
Placing a hand on Rodney's shoulder, John squeezed. "If you want someone to come home to, we could always move in together. Get one of those swanky places in the east tower."

Rodney pointed across the water toward a set of empty quarters. "I like it better over there. Closer to the water."

"Then that's where we'll move."

[----]

"I kissed Rodney," John said. [...]

[Teyla:] "I'm proud of you."

"Me, too," John said.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:lorne  c:woolsey  c:keller  romance  humor  oblivious!john  marriage  dadt  outed:accidentally  outed:on-purpose  <7.000  rating:pg  author:chelle  first-time  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
Falling For You by pollitt
"We're down here, Major." John answers, not moving from Rodney's side.

"What happened?" Lorne asks, leaning forward tentatively to get a better look at them.

"Rodney looked at me and the earth moved."

"Well, sir, I think you're in over your head." Lorne deadpans.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:lorne  humor  romance  <2.000  rating:pg-13  author:pollitt  estab-rel  status:complete  sga-timeline:season-4  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
Reinventing the Wheel by eleveninches
Summary: A strange coincidence leads to Sheppard and McKay accidentally wiping out the Wraith. Now, to return home, they must battle aliens, Ancients, dopplegangers, their own feelings, and the most unnerving thing of all, whales. ||
Freaky alternate realities, time travels, various (almost) crack pairings, and insane Alterans. Rodney and John almost destroy the entire universe before they can correct their mistake. [ Alternate link: http://dejabu.robot-army.org/sgawheel.html ]
fandom:sga  alternate-dimensions  pairing:mckay/keller  pairing:teyla/kanaan  estab-rel  pairing:mckay/sheppard  first-time  c:ronon  c:o'neill  c:teal'c  c:carson  c:zelenka  c:lorne  c:woolsey  c:david-sheppard  c:other-characters  c:ancients/alterans  action  angst  romance  humor  timetravel  genderswap  female-born!rodney  female-born!john  female-born!ronon  male-born!teyla  female-born!zelenka  scientist!teyla  pining!john  in-denial!rodney  oblivious!rodney  jealousy  jealous!john  jealous!rodney  heroic!rodney  heroic!carson  <65.000  rating:nc-17  author:eleveninches  sga-timeline:season-5  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
By A Thread by danceswithgary
Summary: John's not feeling comfortable about his decision to let Carter, Keller, and McKay leave Atlantis without him. There may be a few other issues to deal with as well.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:carter  c:keller  c:lorne  angst  romance  dadt  jealousy  jealous!john  outed:accidentally  pov:sheppard  tag:trio  <6.000  rating:r  author:danceswithgary  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-4  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
This Gun's For Hire by Helen
Miscommunication-fic. Under the influence of the enzyme, John and Rodney start to sleep together. But the memory of it is always fuzzy, but not quite, by day. After they finally go to Carson and the whole thing is resolved, John freaks out. He is quite the bastard about it. And when Rodney gets himself one of the scientists as boyfriend, who turns out to be quite the *caring* boyfriend, his freakout, the denial of said freakout, and jealousy lead him to take some actions that make people think of him as a homophobe. To the point that some of his soldiers go to Caldwell to complain about John starting a witchhunt, who then promptly educates John on the tolerance policy of the SGC.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/oc  pairing:mckay/sheppard  pairing:miko/ronon  c:teyla  c:carson  c:zelenka  c:lorne  c:caldwell  c:other-characters  angst  drama  romance  straight!rodney  jealousy  jealous!john  pining!john  in-denial!john  something-made-them-do-it  pov:sheppard  tag:lost-boys  <14.000  rating:nc-17  author:helens78  first-time  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
Soap and Water by Blackchaps
Summary: This is a tag for Trio. In short – ow. ||
“Got another splinter, McKay?”

[---]

“Sometimes, I don‘t like you very much.” Rodney carefully got to his feet.

[---]

Shrugging, he looked away. “Later?”

[---]

Sheppard opened the door. “Is it later already?” The words were soft, fierce.

“It‘s right now.” Rodney lifted his chin so he could meet John‘s eyes firmly. “Later isn‘t ever going to get here, is it?”
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  pre-slash  c:keller  c:carter  c:lorne  angst  romance  tag:trio  <4.000  rating:nc-17  author:blackchaps  sga-timeline:season-4  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
Atlantis Observed Series: Index by seekergeek
The insane AI of Atlantis takes DNA samples from John and Rodney without their knowledge, altering their memories to hide it, and uses one of the undiscovered labs for artificial baby growing. John and the others are only alerted to the situation when the AI contacts John, wondering just why the babies keep dying. Now, John and Rodney have a few dead babies and six alive ones to deal with. At the same time, Rodney, Radek and the other scientists have to find a way to reprogram the AI to avoid further danger. (Note: very intriguing story, but the writing is rather raw and seemingly unedited--not in the sense of grammar/spelling, mind--and the at times OOC behaviour is irritating. Emo-teenage-girl!John, for example is always fun, but not like this, never you mind the other OOCness.)
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:carson  c:zelenka  c:elizabeth-weir  c:lorne  kidfic  sentientatlantis  straight!rodney  pining!john  oblivious!rodney  action  angst  drama  romance  humor  matchmaker:atlantis  outed:accidentally  series:atlantis-observed  <37.000  rating:nc-17  author:seekergeek  first-time  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:wip  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
"Mother Country" by Chandri MacLeod
Prompt: Big Bang 2008. Conflicts between Earth and Pegasus politics.
Summary: None of them were made for this bureaucratic nightmare, but they couldn't just leave the people of Pegasus to twist in the wind. That wasn't why they were here. ||
The Kindred, Part 2 goes differently. Kanaan dies helping Teyla rescue herself, and Teyla rescues the team, who got caught in a cave-in. The IOA do the exactly wrong thing and proceed to pull every bureaucratic measure to hinder Atlantis. They even send out Kavanagh to be a nuisance. Meanwhile, Michael starts abducting people and then, attacking Atlantis. Kavanagh gets to be a bigger and bigger ass, until Rodney almost punches his lights out but is stopped, and Sam actually does it. Instead of putting up with it when push comes to shove, the Lanteans do the exact thing the IOA doesn't want. As for John and Rodney's relationship: John actually takes the right lesson from "The Last Man" with him about Rodney.
fandom:sga  ar  pairing:mckay/sheppard  pairing:ronon/keller  pairing:teyla/kanaan  c:carter  c:lorne  c:zelenka  c:dr-simpson  c:kavanagh  c:halling  c:woolsey  c:torren  c:aliens  c:michael  c:other-characters  action  angst  drama  romance  teamfic  pining!rodney  pining!john  in-denial!john  dadt  tag:the-kindred-2  <59.000  rating:pg  author:Chandri-MacLeod  first-time  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-5  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
"Calling Down the Lightning" by dreamwaffles
Summary:
The gift of magic carries a death sentence on Earth, and one so accused can be executed on suspicion, for the simple reason that the destructive power of an angry wizard can lay waste to entire countries. When magic awakens in a person just as they leave their teens, whether it is the untamable power of a wizard or the lesser abilities of a mere magician, life becomes a constant struggle to hide it at all costs.
Dr. Rodney McKay, PhD PhD, is a wizard. Incredibly, he has learned to control his power and is one of the few wizards in the world to have survived past his twenties. In order to remain hidden, he has sworn never to use his magic except in the most desperate of circumstances, when lives are at stake. But what will happen in the Pegasus Galaxy, where desperate circumstances are commonplace and chaos threatens to overwhelm the expedition at every turn? || This story also has the best decent!Kavanagh ever. "Outed accidentally" tag is for Rodney's powers.
fandom:sga  ar  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:elizabeth-weir  c:carson  c:kavanagh  c:zelenka  c:lorne  c:other-characters  action  angst  drama  romance  superpower  outed:accidentally  pov:mckay  pov:sheppard  <56.000  rating:pg-13  author:dreamwaffles  first-time  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
In the Hands of Yes by Hth
Summary: "There's a ritual, Colonel! Do you know what kind of ritual? You have no idea! There could be – it could be dangerous, or, or – perverse!" || Ronon and Rodney marry for entry into a temple, but because they were already in a relationship previously, they decide to make it a real marriage. The reactions on Atlantis varies: mostly stunned disbelief, and some namecalling and bigotry from marines. It doesn't help that John isn't all that happy about the marriage either, fearing the team will fall apart and he'll lose the close bonds of friendship, but fails to adequately defend his friends. This is also the story with "Project Scorpion" and the warrior planet where Ronon is a celebrity as "the Avenger of Sateda". (Warning: This is one of the good Rodney/Ronon stories, but I have trouble buying that this would be John's reaction, this failure as a friend and CO.)
fandom:sga  pairing:rodney/ronon  c:sheppard  c:teyla  c:elizabeth-weir  c:cadman  c:lorne  c:carson  c:marines  c:other-characters  angst  romance  marriage  teamfic  outed:on-purpose  <33.000  rating:nc-17  author:hth  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
Battlefields Series: Index by Sorrel
Summary: "Halfway into a standard recon mission, John walked into a bunker, following a faint power signal. Eighteen hours later, pissed as hell at his team for leaving him behind, he finally managed to finesse the lock and walked out- right into the middle of one hell of a fight." ||
Seemingly abandoned WIP. Sheppard walks into another time dilation field without noticing. Only this time, it's the exact opposite situation. [ Alternate link: http://sorrelchestnut.livejournal.com/149543.html?format=light + http://sorrelchestnut.livejournal.com/tag/battlefields ]
fandom:sga  ar  pairing:mckay/sheppard  pairing:ronon/teyla  c:elizabeth-weir  c:lorne  c:zelenka  timetravel  action  teamfic  angst  romance  telepathy  bonding  heroic!rodney  series:battlefields  <7.000  rating:r  author:sorrel  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:wip  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
marginally obtuse by pocky_slash
Summary: John discovers that it's possible to be a bad boyfriend even when you don't know it. || John is "not entirely stupid, just marginally obtuse". And everyone seems to think he's Rodney's boyfriend.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:cadman  c:zelenka  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:lorne  c:carson  c:elizabeth-weir  humor  romance  oblivious!john  straight!john  pining!rodney  <4.000  rating:pg  author:pocky_slash  first-time  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
"Surrogate" by seekergeek
Prompt: Big Bang 2009. Anything goes.
Summary: Rodney manages to save the team, but at a terrible cost to himself. When John later stumbles across an Ancient facility, he finds that it can give Rodney what the scientist had given up as a lost cause due to his sacrifice. But the facility is rapidly running out of power and John has to make a snap decision. How far is John willing to go to help a man that he loves far too much for his own good? || Set post season five.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/keller  estab-rel  pairing:mckay/sheppard  first-time  pairing:teyla/kanaan  c:ronon  c:carson  c:woolsey  c:zelenka  c:lorne  c:dr-simpson  action  angst  drama  romance  mpreg  kidfic  pining!john  oblivious!rodney  <58.000  rating:nc-17  author:seekergeek  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
that time mckay came back naked by pocky_slash
Sheppard is going to *kill* Lorne. ||
"There's good news, too," Lorne insists, even as Dr. Weir is reaching into her desk for a bottle of Aspirin, and there is some, somewhere. Lorne just hasn't figured out what it is, yet.

"You broke Dr. McKay," Weir says, giving him a level stare.

"That was mostly Zelenka's fault," Lorne says, frowning and rubbing the back of his neck.
fandom:sga  c:lorne  c:zelenka  c:cadman  c:elizabeth-weir  c:sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  teamfic  humor  general  pov:lorne  <2.000  rating:pg  author:pocky_slash  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
Best Birthday Ever by anyanka_eg
Summary: It's not John's birthday, but Rodney might just have made it the most special day of his life. || Rodney indulges his inner child and builds John something so incredible it blows John's mind and ability to talk on sight. (Note: the "superpower" tag doesn't *actually* fit here, but it's the best fit to later find this again. You'll see why.) ||
John grinned. His scientist was the best, the best ever. There was no way that Carter had ever made O'Neill something like this and he was going to make damn sure the General found out about it, even if it made him look like a smug bastard.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:ronon  c:lorne  romance  humor  pining!john  superpower  pov:sheppard  <3.000  rating:pg-13  author:anyanka_eg  first-time  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
Email Tag by pentapus
As you all may have noticed, the city is in lock down. The quarantine began at 3:17 AST this morning, possibly coupled with or caused by the massive power failure you are no doubt also noticing.

For those of you not with the program, and by that I mean, common sense:

Stay in one place, don’t panic, don’t touch anything you wouldn’t normally touch. We are not under attack. We are dealing with the problem.
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:elizabeth-weir  c:kavanagh  c:lorne  c:sheppard  humor  general  epistolary  <4.000  rating:pg  author:pentapus  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
The Very Secret Diary of Lt. Laura Cadman, USMC by Mardahin
Summary: Blow Shit Up. It always helps. Written for the SGA Secondary Characters Ficathon. Prompt was Laura Cadman & Documents. || Cadman's diary, written Helen Fielding style.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  pairing:cadman/beckett  c:lorne  c:oc  humor  action  teamfic  romance  epistolary  pov:cadman  tag:duet  tag:the-long-goodbye  tag:return-1  <2.000  rating:pg-13  author:mardahin  first-time  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
september 2011 by csad
Grounded by Kass
Summary: "Good news," John said, apparently ignoring his question. "Atlantis is returning to Pegasus!" ||

[ Alternate link: http://www.trickster.org/kass/grounded.html ]

When the IOA tries to ground John, Rodney will not let it happen without a fight. It's not an easy one, but it works. Only, with a few side effects, such as Keller realising a few things:

"I can't shake the feeling that if I were the one not coming back to Pegasus, you wouldn't be moving heaven and earth like this for me. [...] [You're] married to your work and you're married to John, whether you know it or not[.]"
fandom:sga  earthside  pairing:mckay/keller  estab-rel  pairing:mckay/sheppard  first-time  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:zelenka  c:lorne  c:o'neill  angst  romance  pining!john  pining!rodney  outed:on-purpose  <7.000  rating:nc-17  author:kassrachel  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Epiphanies Aren't Just For Ancients (and Other Hard Learned Lessons) by reddwarfer & djin7
Summary: John Sheppard knows that sometimes, the quickest way to end a war is to lose it. But if he has to go down, he's taking Rodney with him. || Post-season five. When the first gate mission after their return that was supposed to be a milk run turns sour, a panicked John decides the civilians need to go less on off-world missions and with several restrictions. Needless to say, Rodney is not pleased. It takes a combination of Teyla, Ronon and Halling trying to force John into admitting to himself why he's behaving this way, and Rodney exacting dire revenge, for John to come to his senses.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:woolsey  c:lorne  c:zelenka  c:halling  c:oc  humor  romance  oblivious!john  pining!john  in-denial!john  pining!rodney  <16.000  rating:r  author:reddwarfer  author:djin7  first-time  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Checkmate 'Verse by Bead
An off-world ritual involving an Ancient device results in John being changed temporarily into a cat. His caretaker for that time? Rodney. ||
Rodney stormed in, took in the room and the situation in about twenty seconds flat and puffed up into the Wrath of Science. It was awesome.
John closed his eyes for a moment and let the sounds of Rodney’s fury soothe him. He had some time to get his bearings. Rodney had his back.

[---]

He inhaled deeply, planted his feet and crossed his arms. “Let me get this straight. Our military commander, Lt. Colonel John Sheppard has been turned, once again, into something not human. I am his medical proxy in the event that he is unable to communicate his wishes. In fact, he gave me quite detailed instructions in the event that something this horrifying ever happened to him again. You knew that.”

“Rodney, I – “

“Pick one. Pick whether you treat him like an animal or treat him like your friend who cannot communicate his wishes clearly.”
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:elizabeth-weir  c:carson  c:zelenka  c:lorne  c:aliens  c:other-characters  humor  romance  angst  teamfic  transformation  cat!john  pining!john  pining!rodney  oblivious!rodney  matchmaker:oc  <51.000  rating:pg-13  author:beadattitude  first-time  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
and so it goes by kho
Written before S4, and hence a different take on Sam-on-Atlantis. John is at first indifferent, then amused, and then bitterly crushed.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/carter  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:zelenka  c:lorne  c:ronon  humor  romance  angst  pining!john  jealousy  jealous!john  oblivious!rodney  pov:sheppard  <3.000  rating:r  author:kho  first-time  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Motionless Wheel (2/2) by ladycat777
Summary: “What do you mean, he’s not here?” John stared at Woolsey like he’d suddenly broken out in Mandarin. || After one too many argument, Rodney chooses to take a time-out on Earth, without letting John know it. In fact, he wants to be utterly out of contact with the SGC. John refuses, despite Teyla, Ronon, Keller, and everyone else's best efforts, to just ask Rodney to come back. But then, there's an accident, Rodney's comatose, with Jeannie taking care of him, and they barely find out. It's this that finally goes through John's stubborn self-denial, has him realising how stupid he's being.
fandom:sga  earthside  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:keller  c:woolsey  c:carter  c:lorne  c:millers  family  angst  drama  romance  disability  dadt  outed:on-purpose  pov:sheppard  <13.000  rating:r  author:ladycat777  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-5  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Motionless Wheel (1/2) by ladycat777
Summary: “What do you mean, he’s not here?” John stared at Woolsey like he’d suddenly broken out in Mandarin. || After one too many argument, Rodney chooses to take a time-out on Earth, without letting John know it. In fact, he wants to be utterly out of contact with the SGC. John refuses, despite Teyla, Ronon, Keller, and everyone else's best efforts, to just ask Rodney to come back. But then, there's an accident, Rodney's comatose, with Jeannie taking care of him, and they barely find out. It's this that finally goes through John's stubborn self-denial, has him realising how stupid he's being.
fandom:sga  earthside  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:keller  c:woolsey  c:carter  c:lorne  c:millers  family  angst  drama  romance  disability  dadt  outed:on-purpose  pov:sheppard  <13.000  rating:r  author:ladycat777  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-5  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Catalysis 'Verse by Chandri MacLeod
Summary: After Rodney is held hostage on a trade mission, he starts to fall apart. When he won't admit anything's wrong, he's sent back to Earth to recover, and it's up to John to pick up the pieces. || This is the story where during a mission John's team gets caught in the middle of rebellion/terrorism, and Rodney and his scientist, as well as a few native scientist, get held at gun point, with the threat of the leader to kill one person per hour until Rodney repairs something for him. It takes most of a day for the rescue to take place. Hence, PTSD.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:keller  c:lorne  c:carter  c:zelenka  c:miko  c:other-characters  c:oc  c:aliens  c:millers  action  angst  drama  romance  teamfic  family  disability  character-death  series:catalysis-verse  <67.000  rating:adult  author:Chandri-MacLeod  first-time  sga-timeline:season-4  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
With a Whimper by eternallycait
Summary:
“The end of the world? No one ever tells me about these things.” Lorne said, rolling his eyes.
“I never see it coming.” John turned to the rest of the group. “The end of the world is supposed to be fire and brimstone, explosions and sonic booms. Not this stillness. We have to find out what is going on.” ||
Weird, slightly creepy and bittersweet.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:lorne  c:chuck  c:miko  c:carson  c:o'neill  apocalyptic  angst  drama  romance  pov:sheppard  <8.000  rating:r  author:eternallycait  first-time  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Starting Over (In the Same Place) by pogrebin
On the second Wednesday they’re stuck at the SGC the doctors miss something in SG-4’s bloodwork after they come back from a mission, and they go beserk in the 14th level staff room. Which would not have been such a big deal if that hadn’t activated the contamination protocols, locking the rabid team in with a whole bunch of scientists and off-duty personnel, including AR-1, who just happened to have discovered the Pac-Man machines installed in the staff room by the Radiology department. By the time Lee and the science guys break the quarantine and the Marines rush in there’s no more hostile situation. Instead: SG-4 and three others are trussed up on the floor with their own torn up jackets, Sheppard and Ronon are covering them, Teyla is dressing one of their wounds (all of them have incapacitating gunshot wounds or have been stunned) and McKay is playing Pacman with one hand, cradling his 9 mil with the other. [...]
fandom:sga  crossover:sg1  earthside  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:keller  c:carter  c:mitchell  c:lorne  c:zelenka  c:general-landry  c:woolsey  c:other-characters  teamfic  general  3rd-person-pov:various  tag:enemy-at-the-gate  <10.000  rating:pg-13  author:pogrebin  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  crossover/fusion  type:fanfiction 
august 2011 by csad
After by maisierita
Summary: Teyla is calling frantically for help on her radio, but Rodney can't hear her. He's gone a special kind of deaf, he thinks, because all he can hear is the sound of Sheppard's panicked shout ringing in his ear. ||
John, lost and thought dead in a cave. A last minute rescue. Rodney's horror at the thought that they'd almost abandoned John.
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:lorne  c:stackhouse  c:elizabeth-weir  c:zelenka  teamfic  angst  drama  general  <5.000  rating:r  author:maisierita  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
X Days Since Major Off-World Injury by hazelthewitch
Summary: Jane never sees these things coming. || An accident with an Ancient device off-world results in Rodney turning into a woman. This changes a few things. A female-born!John hitting on him, for one. And the misunderstandings and other dramatic changes in their relationship. This is also the story where the Lanteans try to keep track of how many days it's been since the last major off-world injury, the record is ten days, and Lorne asks Sheppard to postpone a mission a few days just so the record can be broken and a party thrown. Because of course it's not the other teams to worry about but Sheppard's when it comes to such things. [ Alternate link in 3 parts: http://hazelthewitch.livejournal.com/2558.html + http://hazelthewitch.livejournal.com/2638.html + http://hazelthewitch.livejournal.com/2882.html ]
fandom:sga  ar  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:elizabeth-weir  c:zelenka  c:carson  c:lorne  c:aliens  genderswap  female-born!john  female!rodney  kidnapped!john  kidnapped!rodney  kidnapped!team  angst  drama  romance  action  humor  pov:sheppard  <16.000  rating:nc-17  author:hazelthewitch  first-time  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Intelligence Received by mific
Written for the J Flan Twitter Challenge:
# Q: if you could rewrite the ending to SGA, how would you send Shepard off into the sunset?
# A: Ronin and I steal a puddle jumper, pack it with beer, duct tape McKay in the back (tech support) and set up a new series: WraithHunter ||
Summary: It may be going too far to refer to this as "intelligence"
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:ronon  c:lorne  c:o'neill  epistolary  humor  general  teamfic  <600  rating:r  author:mific  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Flashdrive Communique by kho
[ Alternate link: http://www.lovethesnark.com/sga/flashdrivecommunique.html ] ||
Written for the J Flan Twitter Challenge:
# Q: if you could rewrite the ending to SGA, how would you send Shepard off into the sunset?
# A: Ronin and I steal a puddle jumper, pack it with beer, duct tape McKay in the back (tech support) and set up a new series: WraithHunter ||
Summary:
Wraith kills: a hive's worth, plus change
Coffee stock: Out.
Patience Level: see above
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:ronon  c:lorne  humor  general  teamfic  epistolary  <3.000  rating:r  author:kHo  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
SGA Virtual Season Six: Episode 3 -- The Devil You Know (2/2) [Printable Version] by liketheriver, art by Lily
Atlantis is adrift. The scramble to find a solution before they run out of power begins. The situation is critical enough that they have to execute a dangerous plan of Todd's. But, they figure, the devil you know is better than seeing Atlantis destroyed.
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:woolsey  c:zelenka  c:carson  c:lorne  c:todd  c:carter  c:caldwell  c:kanaan  c:halling  c:wraith  action  general  teamfic  angst  drama  mental-link  series:beyond-atlantis  <42.000  rating:pg-13  author:liketheriver  artist:lily  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
SGA Virtual Season Six: Episode 3 -- The Devil You Know (1/2) [Printable Version] by liketheriver, art by Lily
Atlantis is adrift. The scramble to find a solution before they run out of power begins. The situation is critical enough that they have to execute a dangerous plan of Todd's. But, they figure, the devil you know is better than seeing Atlantis destroyed.
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:woolsey  c:zelenka  c:carson  c:lorne  c:todd  c:carter  c:caldwell  c:kanaan  c:halling  c:wraith  action  general  teamfic  angst  drama  mental-link  series:beyond-atlantis  <42.000  rating:pg-13  author:liketheriver  artist:lily  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
SGA Virtual Season Six: Episode 3 -- The Devil You Know (4/4) [Graphics Version] by liketheriver, art by Lily
Atlantis is adrift. The scramble to find a solution before they run out of power begins. The situation is critical enough that they have to execute a dangerous plan of Todd's. But, they figure, the devil you know is better than seeing Atlantis destroyed.
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:woolsey  c:zelenka  c:carson  c:lorne  c:todd  c:carter  c:caldwell  c:kanaan  c:halling  c:wraith  action  general  teamfic  angst  drama  mental-link  series:beyond-atlantis  <42.000  rating:pg-13  author:liketheriver  artist:lily  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
SGA Virtual Season Six: Episode 3 -- The Devil You Know (3/4) [Graphics Version] by liketheriver, art by Lily
Atlantis is adrift. The scramble to find a solution before they run out of power begins. The situation is critical enough that they have to execute a dangerous plan of Todd's. But, they figure, the devil you know is better than seeing Atlantis destroyed.
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:woolsey  c:zelenka  c:carson  c:lorne  c:todd  c:carter  c:caldwell  c:kanaan  c:halling  c:wraith  action  general  teamfic  angst  drama  mental-link  series:beyond-atlantis  <42.000  rating:pg-13  author:liketheriver  artist:lily  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
SGA Virtual Season Six: Episode 3 -- The Devil You Know (2/4) [Graphics Version] by liketheriver, art by Lily
Atlantis is adrift. The scramble to find a solution before they run out of power begins. The situation is critical enough that they have to execute a dangerous plan of Todd's. But, they figure, the devil you know is better than seeing Atlantis destroyed.
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:woolsey  c:zelenka  c:carson  c:lorne  c:todd  c:carter  c:caldwell  c:kanaan  c:halling  c:wraith  action  general  teamfic  angst  drama  mental-link  series:beyond-atlantis  <42.000  rating:pg-13  author:liketheriver  artist:lily  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
SGA Virtual Season Six: Episode 3 -- The Devil You Know (1/4) [Graphics Version] by liketheriver, art by Lily
Atlantis is adrift. The Lanteans have to scramble to find a solution before they run out of power begins. The situation is critical enough that they have to execute a dangerous plan of Todd's. But, they figure, the devil you know is better than seeing Atlantis destroyed.
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:teyla  c:ronon  c:woolsey  c:zelenka  c:carson  c:lorne  c:todd  c:carter  c:caldwell  c:kanaan  c:halling  c:wraith  action  general  teamfic  angst  drama  mental-link  series:beyond-atlantis  <42.000  rating:pg-13  author:liketheriver  artist:lily  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
SGA Virtual Season Six: Episode 7 -- The Reservoir (1/5) [Graphics Version] by Pansy Chubb, art by Lori
Team Sheppard returns from an uneventful mission. Only, they are short one teammate they don't even remember. Meanwhile, Rodney is held by a mad scientist (one who considers ethics unnecessary obstruction) in what basically amounts to a slave colony of brainwashed scientists, Eureka gone horribly wrong, so to say. It seems Rodney's reputation as the smartest man of the galaxy has a lot of downsides. The rescue itself is not only hindered by the amnesia, but also the fact that the mad scientist goes even madder, and the Wraith are now added to the mix.
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:woolsey  c:carson  c:zelenka  c:lorne  c:oc  c:aliens  c:wraith  action  angst  drama  general  teamfic  amnesia  amnesiac!john  amnesiac!ronon  amnesiac!teyla  kidnapped!rodney  series:beyond-atlantis  <32.000  rating:r  author:pansy-chubb  artist:lori  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
SGA Virtual Season Six: Episode 7 -- The Reservoir (1/2) [Printable Version] by Pansy Chubb
Team Sheppard returns from an uneventful mission. Only, they are short one teammate they don't even remember. Meanwhile, Rodney is held by a mad scientist (one who considers ethics unnecessary obstruction) in what basically amounts to a slave colony of brainwashed scientists, Eureka gone horribly wrong, so to say. It seems Rodney's reputation as the smartest man of the galaxy has a lot of downsides. The rescue itself is not only hindered by the amnesia, but also the fact that the mad scientist goes even madder, and the Wraith are now added to the mix.
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:woolsey  c:carson  c:zelenka  c:lorne  c:oc  c:aliens  c:wraith  action  angst  drama  general  teamfic  amnesia  amnesiac!john  amnesiac!ronon  amnesiac!teyla  kidnapped!rodney  series:beyond-atlantis  <32.000  rating:r  author:pansy-chubb  sga-timeline:post-canon  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Pas de Deux by NeeveBrody
Set in season three, before "Sunday". Assumes Kolya didn't die. Plot: A trap in the form of false energy signals. Rodney conning Lorne and Elizabeth to let him check it out when John refuses to do it on his day off. The rescue and a knife fight. [ Alternate link: http://neevebrody.livejournal.com/6623.html ]
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  pre-slash  c:lorne  c:teyla  c:elizabeth-weir  c:kolya  c:genii  c:oc  teamfic  action  angst  romance  <22.000  rating:r  author:neevebrody  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Fresh Recruit by Slybrarian
Summary: John had always wanted to be a pilot when he grew up. He shouldn't have been too surprised that someone growing up around Real Live Space Adventurers might want to enlist as well. Spoilers through 5x01. || Jinto wants to enlist.
fandom:sga  c:sheppard  c:teyla  c:jinto  c:lorne  c:stackhouse  general  teamfic  <3.000  rating:pg-13  author:slybrarian  sga-timeline:season-5  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Point of Honour by Bluespirit
Summary: John's late. Rodney's worried. ||
"Marines, exactly! This was all their fault in the first place. They were the root of this whole, damn fiasco... and of course Colonel Never-Met-A-Dare-He-Wouldn't-Take had had to actually go and agree when they challenged him to run in this year's stupid Marine Corps Marathon with them. What kind of an idiot voluntarily chose to run for over twenty-six miles when they weren't in danger of being life-sucked by wraith or chased by angry spear-wielding natives anyway?"
|| [ Alternate link: http://community.livejournal.com/starshinedreams/60626.html ]
fandom:sga  future  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:teyla  c:carson  c:lorne  humor  romance  <1.000  rating:g  author:bluespirit_star  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Evacuation Drills by Diamond_Raven
Summary: Their enemies wouldn't wait until an opportune time to attack them, so Colonel Sheppard had long ago decided that they wouldn't conduct their emergency drills as if they would. An evacuation drill seen from Eldon's POV. Implied McShep slash only.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:lorne  c:eldon  c:other-characters  general  action  <4.000  rating:pg  author:diamond_raven  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
No More Quasi-Religious Alien Sex Rituals by Icarus
Summary: John desperately tries to bail himself out of trouble. || [ Alternate link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/2084 ] ||
"And I'm sure your men were all very impressed to see their military commander carried back from M37-729."

"It's always good to, ah," John dipped his head, swallowing, "show a human side. Every now and then."

He cringed as if even he didn't buy it. Rodney now looked like he was mentally listing all the places he'd rather be at the moment, a sort of menu for the Asgard beaming technology, and that Siberia was turning up on his list.
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  c:elizabeth-weir  c:lorne  c:ronon  c:oc  c:aliens  humor  crack  general  outed:accidentally  <4.000  rating:pg-13  author:icarus  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Wargames by Slybrarian
Summary: In which Chuck makes a wish at the wrong time. ||
Across the hall, Sheppard shook his head. "Don't take this the wrong way, Chuck, but I'm really, really glad this wasn't my fault."
fandom:sga  c:chuck  c:sheppard  c:lorne  c:mckay  c:zelenka  c:oc  humor  crack  general  pov:chuck  <500  rating:pg  author:slybrarian  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Comp Time by sabinelagrande
Summary: One Monday morning, Rodney McKay stopped going to work. || "By Wednesday, it had become a crisis." || ...Rodney decides to take comp time and relax. And the scientists of Atlantis take advantage of that--without mercy, and to the despair of Elizabeth and others. [ Alternate link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/52887 ]
fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  pairing:ronon/teyla  c:elizabeth-weir  c:zelenka  c:lorne  humor  crack  romance  <2.000  rating:pg  author:sabinelagrande  estab-rel  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Untitled Lorne-Sheppard Ficlet by tigs
Summary: "How much do you know about Atlantis, Major?" Sheppard asked. [Lorne, Sheppard. PG-13. Set during Intruder, and contains spoilers up through that episode.] || [ Alternate link: http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=3474&index=1 ]
fandom:sga  earthside  c:lorne  c:general-landry  c:sheppard  general  pov:lorne  tag:intruder  <4.000  rating:pg-13  author:tigs  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Steady As She Goes by enigmatic_blue
Summary: The first word that comes to mind for Evan Lorne was “steady,” so if he’s freaking out, there’s a real problem.
fandom:sga  c:lorne  c:sheppard  c:elizabeth-weir  c:carson  c:other-characters  general  genderswap  female!lorne  pov:sheppard  <3.000  rating:pg-13  author:enigmatic_blue  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
Wake by Artaxastra
Summary: This is an episode tag for "Sunday" and contains references to canonical character death. When the pallbearers have a wake, it turns out a little more Satedan than planned. || Back on Earth in the aftermath of "Sunday". Some Academy students that are, as Lorne says, too stupid for the Air Force, pick a fight with John, Zelenka, Lorne and Ronon. ||
[ Alternate link: http://artaxastra.livejournal.com/338431.html ] ||
Lorne's face hardens. "That's Major Fag to you. And didn't anybody ever tell you that it was a bad idea to punch a light bird?" He reads the expression change. "Yeah, oh shit. Now I want your ID and the IDs of the rest of you brilliant young men. You're on report. Tearing up a bar is kind of frowned on. But not nearly as much as punching a senior officer." He gives the ringleader a smile. "That one's all yours, son."
fandom:sga  earthside  c:sheppard  c:ronon  c:lorne  c:zelenka  c:general-landry  c:oc  general  character-death  outed:on-purpose  tag:sunday  <3.000  rating:pg-13  author:artaxastra  sga-timeline:season-2/3  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
We Don't Talk About It by Tielan
It's demoralising, even though Lorne knows that this is what happens when you play this game with people who know each other far too well. Sheppard and his team-mates haven't missed a card yet, and they're going through the pile at an alarming rate.
|| [ Alternate link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/233116 ]
fandom:sga  c:mckay  c:sheppard  c:ronon  c:teyla  c:lorne  c:zelenka  c:oc  teamfic  humor  general  3rd-person-pov:lorne  <1.000  rating:pg-13  author:tielan  sga-timeline:season-5  status:complete  type:fanfiction  non-crossover 
august 2011 by csad
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