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DHS' spokesman, , just called me and demanded I stop soliciting tips about him via Twitter. He also asked w…
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8 weeks ago
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The detention of children at the border, and the consequent separation of them from their parents, is cruel beyond…
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8 weeks ago
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RT : No federal law mandates that children be separated from their parents at the border, regardless of immigration or c…
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8 weeks ago
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RT : Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there who don’t support ripping children from their parents and throwing the…
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8 weeks ago
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Fun times! Meanwhile your party’s immigration policy is separating families and lockin…
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8 weeks ago
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The most successful people I've met:

1. Conceal.
2. Don’t feel.
3. Put on a show.
4. Make one wrong move then eve…
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8 weeks ago
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People say you shouldn't lose friends over politics, but hear me out: it is very okay, and in fact good, to lose fr…
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8 weeks ago
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If you show up in my timeline defending taking these kids away from their families I am blocking you. Get out of my…
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8 weeks ago
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RT : When I’m feeling despondent about the state of things the one thought that gives me comfort is this: The the only…
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9 weeks ago
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Our President conveys legitimacy on the mass murdering head of a gulag nation in exchange for recycled platitudes,…
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9 weeks ago
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RT : This picture is trending in Chinese social media right now.
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9 weeks ago
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RT : It's not that I disagree about policy with Trump supporters. It's that I know they don't give a shit about policy.…
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9 weeks ago
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Bonus: The Fox & Friends host who said it is the daughter of the US ambassador to Russia
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9 weeks ago
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To the men replying to this in some form of "not all men": Yeah, we know plenty of men in our lives who don't feel…
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10 weeks ago
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Republicans spent years screaming that Hillary could have done more to prevent 4 lives being lost in .

Th…
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10 weeks ago
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RT : If you don’t see a difference between insulting someone for being a bad person and insulting someone because of the…
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10 weeks ago
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IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

605-475-6968 -Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number…
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11 weeks ago
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RT : *Michelle Wolf tells clean, well-crafted joke at an event where she was hired to do comedy*

Conservatives: "FIRE H…
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11 weeks ago
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Michelle Wolf merely mentioned Sarah Sanders eye shadow and people LOST THEIR DAMN MINDS.

Roseanne just called a b…
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11 weeks ago
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Trying to imagine the reaction if a previous president had a record of beating and raping his first wife, emotional…
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11 weeks ago
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RT : Stay with me, I think the president of the United States should be held to a higher standard as to whether or not w…
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11 weeks ago
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RT : If you put "a prison bus just for babies" in your dystopian story you'd be told it's too over the top.
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11 weeks ago
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RT : Strange how people who claimed Hillary Clinton was trafficking imaginary children in the back room of a pizza parlo…
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11 weeks ago
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RT : WHAT IS GOING ON?!? HOW IS EVERYONE NOT SCREAMING ABOUT THIS?!?
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11 weeks ago
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If 3D touch went away it would be a huge step backwards for the default keyboard. Being able to 3D…
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12 weeks ago
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RT : The domestic gag rule is an attack on our rights. The White House has no business deciding what a doctor or nurse c…
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12 weeks ago
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RT : The media's deliberate mainstreaming of once-fringe racist and sexist movements since Trump won is going to outlive…
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12 weeks ago
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Well I think the victims of the Salem witch trials and McCarthyism would disagree…
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12 weeks ago
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RT : Funny how no one ever suggests changing western society to satisfy the demands of any terrorists except straight wh…
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12 weeks ago
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I think it’s hilarious that so many Republicans believe that President Obama sent a spy into the Trump campaign to…
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12 weeks ago
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RT : This headline/tweet is literally blaming women for men killing them.

Words matter. Phrasing matters. This headline…
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12 weeks ago
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RT : Don’t be harsh on Ted Cruz: On his homeworld, schools are used as farms to sustain adult h…
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12 weeks ago
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RT : So basically this commission is the fire extinguisher under glass that you bust open when you’re committed to doing…
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12 weeks ago
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RT : Hi.
Hi there.
Can we just talk for a second?
What I need you to do, right now, is take your whataboutism, and I ne…
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may 2018
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RT : This audio clip is so weird! Some people hear the president declaring an entire race to be vermin, Hitler-style, wh…
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may 2018
Untitled (https://thenib.com/greatest-generation-interesting-times)
RT : The "greatest generation" was defined by its suffering during World War II. What will *we* be defined by?
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may 2018
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Online platforms have always seemed to me like a way to push the boundaries of the comic format: this piece does it…
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may 2018
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RT : “Benghazi was a 4 year investigation, there were zero indictments. The Clinton emails was a 2 year investigation, t…
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may 2018
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Men - If you tell your daughter she can be anything she wants to be, and then you go to a workforce where women are…
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may 2018
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It's that anniversary again. This year, I apologise for killing someone who didn't die during the
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may 2018
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RT : Somewhere, deep down in their psyches, even if they won't admit it, the WHCA is embarrassed that s…
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april 2018
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RT : Done talking about a comedian doing her job while an unfit lunatic ruins democracy?
While a traitorous GOP enables…
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april 2018
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RT : Diverting attention from James Comey's tell-all book "A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies & Leadership", while severely r…
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april 2018
Twitter
Star Wars is the sci-fi genre’s Fast/Furious. Entertaining if you’re into it, but if your expectations are disappoi…
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april 2018
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RT : Always remember: the point of "bathroom bills" is not to protect anybody, but to dehumanize a group of people. That…
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april 2018
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Empire Concludes No Issues Involving Vader In Alderaan Probe.
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march 2018
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RT : I found a VHS tape at the junk store that just had the label "A surprise!"
I thought I'd check it out, since I have…
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march 2018
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RT : Joan of Arc was 17. Anne Frank was 15. Louis Braille was 15. Kids can & do change the world every day, & today was…
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march 2018
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March in Rochester Hills, MI. People loved your art and I said and spelled your name many times. Thank y…
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march 2018
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RT : Facebook post by a comic shop owner who met some of the Parkland students recently. Very hard to read but I’m glad…
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march 2018
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RT : An unpopular opinion that a number of women (especially) were making *during the election* when it was not just unp…
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march 2018
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RT : In retrospect, it might have been a mistake to give Facebook all of my personal information in exchange for seeing…
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march 2018
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RT : Mark Zuckerberg will go down in history as a tragic figure, and one befitting an age of billionaire savior delusion…
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march 2018
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Check this out:
"Wouldn’t it be fun to be able to read at a nearly super-human rate? Who wouldn’t enjoy polishing o…
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march 2018
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Dear , I just see you every week on & burst into tears of laughter. Dina is one of the most…
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march 2018
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RT : As Trump blames violent video games for mass shootings, please see below

Video Game sales per person per year:
🎮 J…
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march 2018
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RT : Terroristic threats. The NRA is a terrorist organization.
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march 2018
Twitter
“this is currently the only way to listen to podcasts while your iPhone isn’t paired to your Apple W…
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march 2018
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RT : Caveman Black Mirror episodes:
-are stone tools making our lives too easy?
-now that we have words nobody's going t…
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march 2018
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Last night, just before the con was closed down for the day, I was waiting for Anne in the green room ... and Billi…
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march 2018
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RT : You develop excellent recall when you wake at 4am to relive that stupid thing you said on the evening of June 8th 1…
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march 2018
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If the internet reflected reality Pinterest would be full of parents showing off triangle cut sandwiches and their…
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february 2018
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RT : If we lose we lose our democracy. What we are able to see & where we’re able 2go on the internet wi…
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february 2018
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RT : Ayo good morning Logang wass poppin
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february 2018
Twitter
RT : Pro-tip for civil disobedience: you _want_ them to have to process 500 suspensions. Make sure you come back later l…
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february 2018
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RT : - White House is a gun-free zone
- Camp David is a gun-free zone
- Mar-a-Lago is a gun-free zone
- Trump Tower, NYC…
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february 2018
Twitter
RT : Guns aren't allowed at the White House, the Republican National Convention or Mar-a-Lago in case you're wondering w…
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february 2018
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The same assholes defending a constitutional right to gun ownership are attempting to repress constitutional right…
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february 2018
Twitter
RT : Happy President’s Day to Barack Obama, you know, the last President to *actually* win an election, AND the popular…
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february 2018
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