Beautiful Things by megyal
I have a lot of moments in fandom where I just have to sit back and sigh happily and think, "Thank god for you perverted perverts." Seriously. In this story, for diplomatic reasons, Kakashi and Iruka have to fuck and let someone else watch. There's a lot of objectification of Iruka. It's like this story was made purely to please me.
Fandom:Naruto  kakashi/iruka  via:pru 
june 2017
Déjà vu no Jutsu - Vixen_Tail - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? //

Excellent fic
Fandom:Naruto  OC-SI  via:deerang2002 
june 2017
do it my way - Chapter 1 - closerverse by (wonthetrade) - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Connie and Jack are not really friends, is the thing. They’re friendly, sure, even more so now that this tournament is forcing them into closer proximity, but the way he’s watching her is not even close to just friendly.
Fandom:HockeyRPF  ConnorMcDavid/JackEichel  Rule63  girl!ConnerMcDavid  4 
january 2017
Vicious - Chapter 1 - Jilly James (Jilly) - NCIS [Archive of Our Own]
Tony DiNozzo was used to his life changing unexpectedly. A broken leg in college turned him in the direction of becoming a police officer, a gunshot wound that nearly crippled him brought him to forensics, and now, coming online as a guide was going to take him someplace a little vicious.
Fandom:NCIS  SentinalAU  TonyDinozzo/Gibbs  4 
january 2017
Third and Sixteenth - Le_Rouret - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"

The thing about Manhattan diners is, you can never tell who's gonna walk in the door.

Bucky struggles to remember who and what he is, taking refuge in a small New York diner. But the outside world simply won't leave him alone."

Slightly AU post-CACW, since Bucky isn't in cryo, but instead homeless in NYC. Lots and lots of people taking care of him--I could have read another 20,000 words of this. (It's 23,000 words)
Fandom:Avengers  4  gen  BuckyBarnes 
december 2016
AU where none of the Weasley's are in Gryffindor | lillabyknell
Look, it’s just… argh… the Headmaster is fucking useless and the Sorting Hat cannot take any more of this fucking complaining.

But the Headmaster, instead of DOING HIS JOB, is just… fuck knows what the Headmaster is doing, honestly. Raising children to the war and letting Marked students run amok left and right, that’s what he did, and letting everything get out of control so that a war could happen in the first place before that. With this man in charge, the library is probably right and they’ll see another war soon enough.

Something has got to be done, the Sorting Hat knows. But what exactly can it do? All it does is sing a bloody song that no one listens to every year and then sends the little brats off to the house they belong to. Then sits on a shelf for the rest of the year, thinking about how maybe that one ought to have been in Gryffindor after all, or how this one’s bad habits wouldn’t have been encouraged if the Sorting Hat had gone with Hufflepuff instead of Slytherin.

**||** [3.866 words]

This is AMAZING. The sorting hat is sick of sitting back and watching things go to hell but it can't change things... unless maybe it can.

[Fic-ish speculation, H/D is just a bit at the end, largely gen with a Weasley focus]
Fandom:HP  5 
august 2016
A Single Agent In Possession Of Good Training | rsadelle
James Bond never expected his service to Queen and Country to take the form of squiring MI6's Quartermaster about to all manner of social events. Then again, it does have its benefits.

**||** [11.097 words]

A bit silly and very entertaining, actually - Q's blithe unconcern as he co-opts Bond and Bond's vague puzzlement are what make it a fun read.
Fandom:007  Domesticity  4  Q/Bond 
august 2016
The Unbearable Hotness of Being - MachaSWicket - Arrow (TV 2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Oh my god, new fav Arrow fic! SO CUTE. It's epistolary - texts and emails. Oliver lives in the same building as Felicity and later Thea moves in with him. Felicity texts Barry (and Iris) a lot for help because they are all failboats. PERF.
3  Fluff  oliver/felicity  Fandom:Arrow 
august 2016
How to Be a Superhero | turningterrific
“Am I sacked?”

M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of leave, no holiday of which I'm aware. You haven’t rested the requisite 48 hour period between mission and report.”

James takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly.

“You are not a young man,” M says plainly. “Everyone, even James Bond, needs time to let wounds heal, both physical and mental. Pushing yourself is going to get you or someone else killed eventually.”

“So not another mission then?” James asks and moves to stand.

**

Or, James Bond is forced to take a few days off, runs into Q at a kebab shop, starts playing World of Warcraft, and takes a trip to Witney to meet Q's family (for reasons of national security, of course).

**||** [53.726 words]

Unread.
4  Domesticity  Q/Bond  Fandom:007 
august 2016
The Sum of Their Parts - holdmybeer - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone. //

This is a spectacular fic - deals with Harry deciding to become a Dark Lord and Hermione and Ron play a vital role in this. His dilemma is not glossed over, nor is anyone else's reaction to this. I'm sad the author has only written this one (138K!) fic, but have very high hopes for more work from them, given the quality of this one.
5  Fandom:HP  gen 
july 2016
warm blood (feels good, i can't control it anymore) - notcaycepollard - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Sam's just chilling watching TV one evening when Bucky comes in and stares at him silently for a minute or two before sitting down on the couch. He's pretty close to Sam.

Okay, he's really close to Sam. Like, Sam would be using the word 'cuddling' if it wasn't so bizarre.

"What," he says, carefully not looking at Bucky, and Bucky huffs a sigh.

"Steve's not here," he says as if it's obvious. "Don't make it weird. Just- shut up."

+ i'm not even that into sam/bucky, but this is adorable. all of the cuddles. plus bed sharing.
Fluff  4  Fandom:Avengers  SamWilson/BuckyBarnes 
june 2016
Arm Candy | Unpretty
Summary:Where Bruce Wayne goes, models follow. It's almost a joke, the way he wears them like watches, girls too young for him hanging off his arms. It's a wonder he can even tell them apart. //

[This is quiet and wonderful. I want another 50k on the OCs and Bruce and everything. Kudos.]

**||** [10.374 words]

Unread.
4  Fandom:DCU 
may 2016
don't wanna break your heart, wanna give your heart a break - suzukiblu - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
“He’s traumatized from being brainwashed and imprisoned and can’t submit to an alpha with combat training without either having a panic attack or straight up trying to kill them,” Sam says bluntly. “He’s detoxing off illegal suppressants before we can put him on new ones. Dr. Cho was going to cycle off hers for him, but he burned through faster than we expected.”

“So . . . he’s in heat, and there’s nobody around he doesn’t see as a threat?” Darcy summarizes, frowning.

“Long story short, yes,” Sam confirms.

“. . . and long story long?” Darcy asks skeptically, genuinely unable to help herself.

He tells them.
a/b/o  DarcyLewis/BuckyBarnes  4  Fandom:Avengers 
may 2016
archiveofourown.org/works/2026827?view_full_work=true#main
He's a ninety-five year old super-powered assassin who's trying to remember the man he used to be. She once tased the God of Thunder. Together, they fight crime.

Or: where someone lets Bucky and Darcy go out in New York together without supervision and wackiness ensues.
Fandom:Avengers  DarcyLewis/BuckyBarnes  5  crackfic 
may 2016
oh don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me - Chapter 1 - suzukiblu - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Darcy is thirty feet out of Stark-cum-Avengers Tower when she starts craving cinnamon rolls--the sticky-sweet iced-up old-fashioned kind, yummy and messy and dripping gooshy icing all over your mouth and hands and down your yuuuup, yup, that is a super, super fertile omega that she is smelling, holy shit is it ever.

“Jesus Christ,” she groans in frustration, then follows her alpha instincts (and, more easily and importantly, her nose) to go track them down. They’re in the middle of New York City; middle of the day or not, not checking on somebody who smells like that is, like, the ultimate dick move.
a/b/o  DarcyLewis/BuckyBarnes  mpreg  Fandom:Avengers  4 
may 2016
Like a Flower Growing in Darkness - Wyste - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Darcy Lewis threatens to tase Bruce Wayne over a shrimp platter, and they are both surprised by the results
soulbonding  DarcyLewis/BruceWayne  4  Fandom:DCU  Fandom:Avengers 
may 2016
Uptown Boys - Chapter 1 - Valeris - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Raising a five year old billionaire would probably be way easier for Darcy if Tony would stop trying to 'help'.
SteveRogers/TonyStark  4  kidfic  Fandom:Avengers  DarcyLewis/BuckyBarnes 
may 2016
Fundamental Force Carriers - Chapter 1 - tanarill - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
The Sith Lord Darth Vader lived his life. He probably didn't live it well, but he lived it as well as he knew how. At the end there, he'd even managed to woman up and kill Sidious. But he was dying, and at peace with the past.
Anakin/Padme  5  Fandom:Starwars  timetravel 
may 2016
Ice Crew Please! - Chapter 1 - rosepetals42 - Check Please! (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]
Jack Zimmermann was drafted first by the Providence Falconers when he was eighteen years old. He is good at hockey. Very good. His team won the Cup his second year and now, in his third year, they are looking good. Jack should be on top of the world. And some days, he manages to convince himself he is.

He’s not, of course.

Enter the Ice Crew.

AKA: The Ice Crew AU
au  Fandom:CheckPlease(HockeyComic)  EricBittle/JackZimmerman  5 
may 2016
Sustainable Management - Guede - Justified, Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles and his dad work for the U.S. Forest Service, which sends them to Beacon Hills. It’d be nice if Stiles could stop running into the Hales. He’s got bodies to get rid of.
Series
au  4  Fandom:TeenWolf  Stiles/Derek/Peter 
may 2016
You are the Princess to my Dragon - Chapter 1 - LullabyKnell - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Darcy announces drunkenly to Jane, “I am a dragon and you... you beautiful Pop-Tart Jane, you... are my hoard. You are my princess! I loooove you lots'n'lots, you know.”

Jane, who has Darcy's head in her lap, pats Darcy's forehead sympathetically with the bottom of her beer bottle. “I love you lots and lots too, Darcy,” she says. “My fierce dragon intern.”

An AU telling of The Avengers where Darcy is a dragon and, I swear to you, it is somehow not crack.
au  4  DifferentSpecies  Fandom:Avengers 
may 2016
eat ivy - Chapter 1 - frausorge - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
The Sidney Crosby hat trick: a goal, an assist, and a drunken marriage to Alex Ovechkin
Fandom:HockeyRPF  SidneyCrosby/AlexanderOvechkin  4 
may 2016
The Dog Thing - Emmuzka - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
“Sid. Did I just saw you rub Stella against Bennett?”

Wherein Stella becomes the Pens’ unofficial therapy dog, or rather, Sid’s Routine Dog. Phil kind of likes it.
Fandom:HockeyRPF  4  SidneyCrosby/PhilKessel  PhilKessel'sDogStella 
may 2016
Au pays qui te ressemble - Chapter 1 - tropes - Check Please! (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]
Jack brings it up with his mum about halfway to Providence.

“It would be good to do something. For the team.”
4  Fandom:CheckPlease(HockeyComic)  EricBittle/JackZimmerman 
may 2016
Bad Publicity - Unpretty - DCU [Archive of Our Own]
Bruce Wayne is either really bad at Twitter, or really, really good.
Fandom:DCU  5  laughedSoHardMyInhalerWasNeeded  gen 
may 2016
Easy Does It - astolat - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Well, I don’t know,” she said. “Maybe because Steve here tells me it’s not a secret you’re together, but I hear about it from him instead of from you.”

“We’ve been together three days!” Sam said.

“‘Together,’ huh?” she said. “What were you calling it two months ago when you brought him out to impress the kids?”

Sam took a deep indignant breath, but Steve broke in, “Wait—if it’s not the stop being gay talk, then what—”

“This is the stop fornicating talk,” Sarah said.
5  Fandom:Avengers  SteveRogers/SamWilson 
may 2016
Babe, There's Something Tragic About You - Chapter 1 - anon8771 - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
In which Nate owns a sporting goods store in Nova Scotia but everything else is the same. also there is a kid adoption and i am so weak for that 2kAlways.
Fandom:HockeyRPF  SidneyCrosby/NathanMacKinnon  kidfic  ohMyHeart  5 
may 2016
Leader Of The Free World - copperbadge - Marvel [Archive of Our Own]
Tony and Clint decide that Clint should run for president with Steve as his VP. Steve goes on a no-contact mission and they forget to tell him. Then Barton/Rodgers WINS.
fandom:avengers  gen  5 
april 2016
Stargate Physics 101 - DRMacIver - Stargate - All Series [Archive of Our Own]
Think about the last tech project you worked on. Now think about creating the stargate system. Cry. Repeat.
Fandom:Stargate  gen  5 
april 2016
Double A Batteries - sockitup - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Girl!Conner buys a vibe and runs into Jack on the way back to her room. The vibe doesn't get used.
Rule63  Fandom:HockeyRPF  ConnorMcDavid/JackEichel  girl!ConnerMcDavid  5 
april 2016
I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might - wonthetrade - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Girl!Nuge is drafted by the Oilers and falls in love with her new best friends, Hallsy and Ebby, who happen to already be a couple. Determined not to be a home wrecker, she fails to realize that the boys want her back.
girl!RyanHopkinsNugent  Fandom:HockeyRPF  5  Rule63  TaylorHall/JordenEberly/RyanHopkinsNugent  ot3 
april 2016
Alexander Hamilton VS. The Twenty-First Century - infraredphaeton - Hamilton - Miranda, Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
The one where Alexander Hamilton is accidentally resurrected in the twenty first century. Obviously the best person to help him adjust to waking up in the future is someone who's already woken up in the future.
A lot of people have really awkward revelations and become very disenchanted with their founding father, because, well...
Do you know what time it is, 21st century? It's time for Alexander's Opinion.

(Trying not to burst out laughing on the train omg)
Fandom:Avengers  4  Fandom:Hamilton 
march 2016
A Star to Steer By - dogmatix, norcumi - Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Stargate SG-1 [Archive of Our Own]
Jack O'Neill runs into the weirdest snake he's ever met, and that's saying something. Obi-Wan just wants to get his people home.
crossover  Fandom:Stargate  Fandom:Starwars  4 
march 2016
The Perils of Jamie by HannahJane
"This is my cousin Jamie," Connor says as he shoulders his gear bag. "She has poor decision making skills." - or that time that hapless police officer Jamie Neal fell in love with a Pittsburgh Penguin while serving as a flophouse for Hockey Jesus.
Rule63  au  5  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  Fandom:HockeyRPF  PaulMartin/JamesNeal  girl!JamesNeal 
march 2016
maybe i'm waking up - Chapter 1 - idrilka - Check Please! (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]
It’s almost funny. All he ever wanted was to play hockey, to play in the NHL, to win the Cup. This—Samwell, the team, the Haus—was supposed to be just a detour, but now it feels more like a destination he failed to realize he’s already reached.

(Or: Jack signs with the Falconers, graduates, and leaves. It's the hardest thing he's ever done. What comes after is even harder.)
EricBittle/JackZimmerman  Fandom:CheckPlease(HockeyComic)  Fandom:HockeyRPF  4 
january 2016
The Left Hand of Godlessness - tourdefierce - Check Please! (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]
If Jack’s learned anything from Shitty, it’s that Jack deserves nice things now. There is not a timetable on happiness. And Shitty is certain a future means “fucking fuck all” if Jack’s “a miserable, broken robot”. And regardless of any promises, Jack is certain no one could protect him from Eric Bittle because even the armor of Jack’s recovery had done nothing in the face of southern hospitality and unconditional, unapologetic love.

Between Shitty and Bitty, Jack is spoiled with the now.
Fandom:HockeyRPF  Fandom:CheckPlease(HockeyComic)  EricBittle/JackZimmerman  5  ohMyHeart 
january 2016
If you want roses (I'll buy a bouquet) - merryofsoul - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Sid's teammates think he and Ovechkin are dating, and Ovechkin is more than happy to help perpetuate this lie.

It's funny -- until it's not.
Fandom:HockeyRPF  SidneyCrosby/AlexanderOvechkin  4  pretendloveturnsreal 
january 2016
to make a destination - ohtempora - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Magic isn’t real. Having psychic visions of a future full of Connor McDavid is the kind of thing Jack can only describe as bad luck.
Fandom:HockeyRPF  ConnorMcDavid/JackEichel  4 
january 2016
I've forgotten what I started fighting for - Chapter 1 - wonthetrade - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Jack Eichel hates Connor McDavid. End of story. But then he breaks his collarbone, hate sex happens, and things get a little complicated.

No one ever said being a woman in the NHL was going to be easy.
Fandom:HockeyRPF  ConnorMcDavid/JackEichel  Rule63  4 
january 2016
esama - Spellist
Harry Potter is a Spellist for hire and SHIELD hires him.
Fandom:Avengers  Fandom:HP  4 
december 2015
Ain't No Grave (Can Keep My Body Down) - spitandvinegar - Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel [Archive of Our Own]
the one where bucky has sorta adopted 2 street kids, makes them go to school, and detoxes from the craxy amount of drugs he takes on the regular since the winter soldier apparently got him a habit.
5  Fandom:Avengers  Steve/Bucky 
december 2015
Neon Tulips
She puts the number into her phone as Phil's friend. Phil has a lot of friends, more than Amanda knows. For all that the media shits on him, he's easy to like away from the camera. He's always meeting up with old buddies during the summer to shoot the shit and grill out in someone's backyard. This guy could be anybody, really, except for Bozie, because Amanda already has Bozie's number in her phone.
5  AmandaKessel/SidneyCrosby  Fandom:HockeyRPF 
october 2015
THAT TIME STEVE AND BUCKY GOT MARRIED
“What the fuck is this?” Bucky demands. (1,499 words)
5  Fandom:Avengers  Steve/Bucky 
september 2015
Pass It On by thefourthvine; podfic by knight_tracer (PG-13)
Ninety percent of everyone's problems could be solved by a robot that just texted NO to hockey players on a regular basis. Unfortunately, Sidney didn't have a robot. mostly gen with Sidney Crosby/Evgeni MalkinJamie, Benn/Tyler Seguin (9,241 words)

per jerakeen: Turns out I can read Sidney Crosby giving life advice to hockey players via text forever?
Fandom:HockeyRPF  humor  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  5 
august 2015
I'll build a house inside of you - magdaliny - Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Natalia is stacking blocks very carefully when the adults come into the room. None of them look at her, because they're all looking at her father. He's wearing combat gear, and the hair on the left side of his head is slicked back with blood. He smells like smoke and something unnameable, sweet and dark and a little sickly in her nose.

Father is saying, “Don't be ridiculous. The only thing children are good at is disobeying.” //

Per victoria.p: AU where Natasha is still raised in the Red Room and trained by the Winter Soldier, but he's a father figure for her. He breaks his programming enough to escape with her to America, where they start over again. Lovely
Natasha  Fandom:Avengers  Steve/Bucky  kidfic  au  5 
august 2015
This, You Protect - Chapter 1 - owlet - Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Strong feelings about coffee. slightly off-canon. Steve is sassy. Sam is sassy. Bucky is sassy. Everyone has their sassy pants on just accept that grilled cheese is the perfect food. old people are Team Bucky.
Fandom:Avengers  BuckyBarnes  5  Steve/Bucky 
july 2015
AT THE SAME STARS - Chapter 1 - spicyshimmy - Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
370 PAGES OF SPOCK NOT REALIZING HE'S BEING WIFED. I WANT TO ROLL IN THIS FIC LIKE MY DOG DOES IN DEAD DEER.
Kirk/Spock  au  4  Fandom:StarTrek09 
july 2015
All Across the Field - WhatJustHappened (hazel_3017) - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Sidney is seven months pregnant when he breaks off the engagement and tosses the dick out on his ass.
4  Fandom:HockeyRPF  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  mpreg 
june 2015
take it or leave it by kellifer_fic (G)
Darcy has always prided herself on not scaring easily.

It takes something extraordinarily startling to get her and that turns out to be a guy propped into the join of wall in her mother's kitchen just below the roof clearing his throat when she's getting ready to cook pancakes while she's wearing her Felix the Cat pajamas. (10,377 words)
5  Fandom:Avengers  ClintBarton/DarcyLewis 
june 2015
Fifty Years and a Few More Chapter 1: Star, a Harry Potter + Hobbit Crossover fanfic | FanFiction
Slash. Thorin/Harry. Dwarf!Harry. Drabble/One-shot series. After returning the Crown Jewel to the Dwarf King, Harry receives a silver hair clip so that the Ancient King who held the glowing jewel most precious could express his thanks upon his death. Years later, Harry awakens stark bollock naked in a field with a beard down to his arsehole and no clue where he is.
SpeciesTransformation  crossover  Fandom:LotR  Fandom:HP  4  HarryPotter/Thorin 
june 2015
Dovahkiin (Dragonborn) - Chapter 1 - Rhiw - The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tol
Bilbo Baggins had walked this earth a total of eight times in his past. He did remember them all, in some form or another, though he could rarely recall their names or faces, or very much detail about their lives at all. He always remembered their deaths, though. And he always remembered how it was someone – a well-meaning wizard, for instance – that had shown up and enticed or blackmailed him away from his home and family to go off and die for the good of the world.

Much like what was happening now.

Or: How the dragon soul of Bilbo Baggins made a deal with Manwë and can't seem to escape the consequences, and Thorin Oakenshield looks far too much like one of Bilbo's dead husbands.
au  Fandom:LotR  Bilbo/Thorin  5 
june 2015
I Took a Wrong Turn Somewhere (Somehow I Ended Up Right) - LadyChi - Arrow (TV 2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Felicity Smoak made one mistake in her whole life, and his name was Oliver Queen. They had one night together, and then the Queen's Gambit went down. Then she found herself crying in a dormitory bathroom, hoping what she knew down to her bones to be the truth was a lie...

Felicity Smoak has Oliver Queen's children.
Fandom:Arrow  kidfic  4  oliver/felicity 
june 2015
Lost Reflections - Chapter 1 - esama - Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
Summary:

Obi-Wan didn't become Qui-Gon Jinn's apprentice, and Ben didn't exile himself to Tatooine. On Bandomeer the two meet.
gen  4  Fandom:Starwars  au 
june 2015
What happened in Vegas... - Chapter 1 - Jules_Ink - Arrow (TV 2012) [Archive of Our Own]
It's all fun and games until you wake up hung-over and married to a stranger. Five years ago Oliver Queen and Felicity Smoak made a drunken mistake that could never be corrected. After years on a hellish island he comes back as a man on a mission only to find out that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. (Season One Rewrite)
au  5  oliver/felicity  Fandom:Arrow  fake!married  pretendloveturnsreal 
june 2015
Flightless Birds - RedandGreen - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Girl!Sid is assaulted (onscreen. I skipped it.) This is everyone around her and her dealing or rather not dealing with it. Features Dad-like Mario, Dad-like Jagr and Mum-like Nathalie and Bruins I don't hate (miracles still happen). Sid/Geno endgame
angst  5  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  Fandom:HockeyRPF  Girl!SidneyCrosby 
may 2015
We Grew Up Together Here - Tamidan - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Sidney doesn’t realize anything’s wrong when he first wakes up. He wakes up in a familiar bed, surrounded by familiar blankets, covers tucked around him like a nest. It feels normal, if not completely right, and it isn’t until Sid’s halfway through his routine that he realizes he’s in Mario’s guesthouse.

The guesthouse he moved out of.
Fandom:HockeyRPF  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  4  timetravel 
may 2015
when the sun came up we had no place to hide - magneticwave - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
I am sure Halifax is also nice, the letter continues. I am writing to you, my brother in life’s struggles (being royal is not so easy as Zhenya accuses, I am sure you know!), because last night my dear friend Evgeni Vladimirovich underwent his vigil in the house of the Magdalene and Saint Peter and told me that he heard a voice from Halifax. “Halifax!” I said. “I know of such a place!”
Fandom:HockeyRPF  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  soulbonding  au  4 
may 2015
A Gradual Act of Arson by ladyblahblah
94,800 words | “Are you telling me that you worked a divorce clause into your contracts?”

“It was management's idea, actually,” Sidney nods. “I, uh. I didn't exactly tell my mom about that part, but. Yeah. We just need to get him over here without the KHL trying to pull anything to keep him from leaving. We have to stay together for two years, just to make sure everything’s settled and definite with his citizenship and contract and everything, and then we're in the clear to break up without any of the usual salary penalties.”

// SO MUCH HAPPINESS
pretendloveturnsreal  Fandom:HockeyRPF  5  ArrangedMarriage  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin 
april 2015
The resume gap: Gender differences lead to tech's poor diversity - Fortune
I collected 1,100 resumes from men and women in tech to look for gender patterns. What I found was fascinating.
resumeTip  NotFic 
march 2015
say geronimo by Menacherie
4,600 words | Jamie learns how to cook and gets love advice from soccer moms.

// Ugh, so damn cute.
4  Fandom:HockeyRPF  JamieBenn/TylerSeguin 
march 2015
Fearless - Chapter 1 - Tamidan - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Evgeniya Malkina is the first woman to get drafted into the NHL, but Sydney Crosby is the first one to play in it.
5  Fandom:HockeyRPF  Rule63  girl!Geno  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  Girl!SidneyCrosby 
february 2015
Clint Barton’s Home for Wayward Mind Wiped Assassins - Chapter 1 - roguewrld - Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Where ever you were, whatever you did and whoever you did it for, it’s over. You need to pretend to be a person now, okay?”
4  Fandom:Avengers  Steve/Bucky 
february 2015
All the Weird Kids (Know How to Take it Slow) - Chapter 1 - Ionaonie - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles never thought being part of a werewolf Pack would end up being so normal. Even being around Derek had a degree of normality about it. Even if he was still an overbearing jerk most of the time.
5  Fandom:TeenWolf  Rule63  girl!Stiles  Derek/Stiles 
february 2015
lay down your sweet and weary head - Elenothar - The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Thorin dies. Thorin wakes up. He is understandably confused by this, especially since he appears to be in the Erebor he knew as a young dwarf, about to be attacked by a dragon.

A time-travel fic with Thorin as the one living his life twice.
5  Fandom:LotR  Bilbo/Thorin  timetravel 
february 2015
D.S.S. Requirement - esama - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Stargate - All Series [Archive of Our Own]
The Dumbledore's Army use the Room of the Requirement to get themselves a spaceship.

(Knowledge about Stargate is not necessary to read this story)
5  Fandom:HP  Fandom:Stargate 
february 2015
Deathless - Sann - The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Let’s just assume Thrain spent a good decade or three more on his wanderings before being killed by Sauron.

On one of her adventures Belladonna Baggins has a torrid affair with a batty old dwarf who claims he is the rightful king of some long-lost mountain. It was jolly good fun, but she has a smial waiting for her back home with her husband inside. Bungo, bless his heart, takes the news of her pregnancy by another man, err- dwarf, in good stride.

And when their son is born, well, he has Bungo’s chin, doesn’t he? The neighbourhood certainly doesn't need to know that her Bilbo isn't a Baggins, let alone an actual Hobbit. And his feet are furry (just slightly so) and his ears are pointed (just a bit rounder than normal) and he eats like any Hobbit would.

It's just that sometimes, when he corrects her on her history or spends hours weaving the tale of some mountain kingdom and manages the other fauntlings like he is some sort of princeling, that Belladonna thinks that the only odd thing about her son is how he seems old beyond his years.
5  Fandom:LotR  DifferentSpecies 
february 2015
The Never-ending Road - laventadorn - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of ’92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he’d thought. A girl!Harry story, starting in Chamber of Secrets and continuing through Deathly Hallows. Future Snape/Harriet
4  Fandom:HP  Rule63  HarryPotter/SeverusSnape  Girl!HarryPotter 
february 2015
Oh капитан, my капитан - Tamidan - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Sidney gets drafted to play for the Montreal Canadiens just like his father had, but when the lockout happens and Sidney goes to play in the KHL he learns that the path everyone else has picked for him may not be the path he wants to be on.
Fandom:HockeyRPF  5  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  au 
january 2015
In a Song - cheesewithmy - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
It starts with Flower.

Three months later, everyone Sid knows is singing at him.
Fandom:HockeyRPF  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  4 
january 2015
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