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Troll Disease - t34lbloods (perculious) - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
CG: ANYWAY, I’VE BEEN TALKING TO HIM ABOUT SOME STUFF BECAUSE IT’S MARGINALLY BETTER THAN SPEWING IT INTO THE SCORCHED WASTELAND THAT IS THE NOOKSCRAPING MEMO SYSTEM.
CG: AND THEN HE SAYS STUFF AND IT KIND OF.
CG: MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
GA: That Does Sound Upsetting
GA: I Can See Why You Came To Me

Karkat and Dave stumble into moirallegiance.

|| Cute--asteroidbound, so kind of out-of-canon more than anything, but lovely dialogue.
fandom:homestuck  author:t34lbloods  pairing:karkat/dave(moirail)  type:pesterlogs  type:voice  type:asteroidbound  type:friendship  type:workingitout  type:cute  length:1-5k 
november 2013 by blottingtheink
you shoot the clown I play the elevator music • some kanaya and dave for sunsmasher, who guessed...
yo notorious k.a.n. its that time of the week

im so psyched for clownhunt oclock you dont even know

all ready to get my angela lansbury on

you at my side like

shit whats a crime solving sidekick

lassie

did lassie solve crimes

dog crimes probably but they still count

wishbone as his dog m all pulling the dog strings from dog mi6

I Dont Know What Youre Talking About But Whatever It Is It Should Probably Be The Other Way Around

|| SCREEEEEEEEEEECH. Flawless Kanaya and Dave voices, being, as the author calls them "comfortable in-laws," with some wonderful digs at all kinds of alien puberty.
fandom:homestuck  author:vintar  character:davestrider  character:kanayamaryam  type:friendship  type:short  type:pesterlogs  type:asteroidbound  type:hilarifying  type:voice  type:characterization  type:personalcanon  length:notspecified 
january 2013 by blottingtheink
Holy Dysfunctional Teammates, Batman! - stellarbird - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
WANTED: A gutsy gal of the crime-fighting type to join a league of similarly awesome superheroines!!! Determination and a can-do attitude are a must. Also the ability to cook real food. Especially pies.
Contact galacticGunslinger [GG] on pesterchum if you are interested!!!!

|| Omg, this is adorable, and I really enjoy the girls' voices, as well as the background Jane/Roxy.
fandom:homestuck  author:stellarbird  challenge:ladystuck2012  pairing:jane/roxy  type:gen  type:superpowers  type:alternateuniverse  type:teamfic  type:voice  type:pesterlogs  type:justforfun  length:5-10k 
january 2013 by blottingtheink
lift this weight, leave my light on - vulturer - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
John beats a thunderstorm home, Rose has melted all over the bathroom, and they make do despite the absence of their other two pieces.

|| Heyyyyyo. Why yes I will. Yes. A tad bit description-y, for a POV that's often centered around John Egbert, but the pesterlogs are perfect, and I will pull every depiction of John and Rose as fascinated by each other's weirdness to my heart.
fandom:homestuck  author:vulturer  pairing:john/rose  pairing:betaot4  type:future  type:smmmmmmmut  type:tentacles  type:pesterlogs  type:pining!  warningtype:bodyhorror  length:1-5k 
october 2012 by blottingtheink
Actually, Let's Not Talk About Feelings - Threeley - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
TT: This is surely a sign of true friendship. We ride together, we have sexuality crises together.
EB: we all need
EB: somebody
EB: to leeeaaan on.
TT: And apparently to worry about how guys are hot.

|| KS:lfasjk;ldkfj :D :D :D :D :D :D! It's John and Rose. Straight up. And I've been waiting for this fic ever since a similar idea was suggested on tumblr. I'm SO EXCITED.
fandom:homestuck  author:threeley  pairing:john/rose  type:gen  type:pesterlogs  type:characterization  type:a+forsexuality  type:makesmesmile  type:scratchesanitch  type:workinprogress  length:1-5k 
september 2012 by blottingtheink
Uniform Kink - Asuka Kureru (Askerian) - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
CG: WHADDYA THINK OF A CAPE? DOUCHEY, RIGHT?
CT: D--> I would most strenuously advise against it. It would only obstruct the sharp lines guiding the eye to the waist of your exquisitely tailored jacket.
CG: YEAH, I LIKE HOW THE JACKET CUTS SHORT RIGHT OVER THE TIGHTEST WHITE PANTS KNOWN TO TROLLKIND TOO. BE A SHAME TO HIDE THAT.
CT: D--> That wasn't
CT: D--> I mean
CT: D--> I was merely admiring the craftsmanship.
CG: YEAH, THAT KIND OF SKILL IS WORTH BEING ADMIRED. I SWEAR TO FUCK THERE'S AN ASS-LIFTING TRICK SEWN RIGHT IN. BUTT-WONDERBRA. MY TUSH IS ALREADY PRETTY GOOD USUALLY BUT DEAR LORD, *I'D* DO ME.

|| Uh. Hot? Uh. Basically... yeah. Combination cyber/clothes porn/d&s. Boot worship is the most explicit part. Not really my ship, but uh, yeah.
fandom:homestuck  author:asukakureru  pairing:karkat/equius  type:alternateuniverse  type:future  type:pesterlogs  type:cyber  type:dom/sub  type:clothesporn  type:hottt  length:1-5k 
september 2012 by blottingtheink
'Cause I'd Miss You, Babe
John<3Rose collab entry for HSO'12; post-game, the kids all get tumblrs. John and Rose are dating, and ridiculously sweet... And then they fuck up with each other. Takes a bit to take off, but the fucking-up is believable, totally in-character, and sometimes hilarious. Ngl, though, my favorite moments might be Karkat's cameos.
fandom:homestuck  author:anon  pairing:john/rose  challenge:hso2012  type:collaboration  type:characterization  type:criminallyadorable  type:abouttheexecution  type:pesterlogs  type:postsburb  type:internet  length:notspecified 
september 2012 by blottingtheink
Loops - lantadyme - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
TG: heyyyyy
TG: are you there
TT: Yeah, of course. I'm always here.
TT: If you can honestly recall an instance I was not fucking ready as shit to answer your simplex slurred-speech questions, you need to reevaluate the constant intake of that high-end booze you keep spilling down your gullet.
TG: pffff but is it you
TG: the pretetnoius bits and bytes version
TG: *pretentious
TG: or the actual meaty asshole
TG: cmon tell me

|| Okie, this was lovely, awesome, greatness, all the AR ever, yes, good, and then OH GOD, the end. Can someone explain to me why it's hearbreaking? Damn. Daaaaaaaamn.

(Tagging this AR<>Roxy, even though that's a stretchhhhh.)
fandom:homestuck  author:lantadyme  pairing:ar/roxy(moirail)  type:pesterlogs  type:friendship  type:banter  type:endingiswhoa  type:ouchmyheart  length:1-5k 
september 2012 by blottingtheink
Middle Schoolfeeding Friendcrush - ashkatom - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
GC: OOH, K4RK4T! 1 POS1T1V3LY SWOON WH3N YOU CALL M3 PYROP3.
GC: W1LL YOU B3 TH3 THR3SH3CUT1ON3R TO MY L3G1SL4C3R4TOR?
GC: 1 W1LL T4K3 YOU ON DR4GON R1D3S 4ND C4LL YOU 4DOR4BLOODTH1RSTY.
CG: NO YOU WON’T.
GC: NO 1 WONT
GC: BUT R34LLY. SCHOOLF33D1NG?

|| AUGH! I thought as I began this that it was an AU, but it's NOT, and it's so beautifully characterized and happy-go-lucky about all their relationships that it makes me want to poke my eyeballs out with a pitchfork.

In a good way. In a really, reallly good way. (Tl;dr: We get to see their relationship nascent and easy, just fraught around the edges, and the knowledge of what comes next is a knife in the stomach.)
fandom:homestuck  author:ashkatom  pairing:terezi/karkat  pairing:terezi/vriska(kismesis)  type:pesterlogs  type:backstory  type:ouchmyheart  type:banter  type:voice  type:short  type:somethingperfect  length:<1k 
september 2012 by blottingtheink
Shades of Gray - a_mere_trifle - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
For the meme prompt: Dave makes the mistake of falling asleep and wakes up to find Rose has stolen his glasses for purely scientific purposes, of course. He has to resort to some pretty desperate (and surprising) methods to get them back.

|| Woah, woah, woah. Somehow I missed this? Easily the most excellent doomed!Derse I've seen, and I've seen a lot of doomed!Derse; Rose and Dave here are prickly and picking at each other, and full of so, so, so much love. Funny and edged with hurt, the way the comic is, the way the Derse kids are. Ugh. Highly, highly recommended.
fandom:homestuck  author:a_mere_trifle  pairing:rose/dave  type:doomedtimeline  type:pesterlogs  type:voice  type:characterization  type:banter  type:hilarifying  type:justthisedgeofpainful  type:somethingperfect  length:1-5k 
august 2012 by blottingtheink
But I'm a Friendleader! - Cephied_Variable - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
Your name is John Egbert and you know you are not a homosexual.

Apparently your friends were informed otherwise.

|| Woah. Old, old, OLD fic (pre-Cascade) that I apparently never saved, but exactly that kind of sweet-tooth fluff-pants John/Karkat that characterizes early fandom. Lovely voices from all the characters involved.
fandom:homestuck  author:cephiedvariable  pairing:john/karkat  type:pesterlogs  type:midtext  type:alternateuniverse  type:silliness  type:ifiweregay  type:criminallyadorable  length:1-5k 
august 2012 by blottingtheink
when she was - Chapter 1 - vulturer - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
When she was two and a half sweeps old, when she was two and three quarters, when she was three and a half, when she was five, five and three-quarters, eight, eleven, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen.

|| Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. I'm crying like a little baby--this is greatness, but Terezi's pesterlog at the end is. Oh my god.
fandom:homestuck  author:vulturer  pairing:nepeta/terezi  type:alternateuniverse  type:nosburb  type:revolution  type:backstory  type:pesterlogs  type:grief  type:surviving  type:beautiful  length:1-5k  warningtype:characterdeath 
august 2012 by blottingtheink
hso2012_r2s4 | FIC: No Mews Is Good Mews (DIRK<3ROXY)
TG: in my defance
TG: theyve only eaten ONE of teh neighbors
TT: ...
TT: Roxy.
TG: she wuz a jerk anyway???
TT: Roxy.
TG: so i was wodering iffff by any chance u had a space deathbot
TG: *spare
TG: *space would be cool 2
TG: liek that u could lend me for kittenhunting

I'm so pleased by the enjoyable-ness of these voices that I don't give a fuck that the robot escaped (yeah, right), or that this is supposedly flushed (lol, paletp forever). Really enjoyed this silliness.
fandom:homestuck  author:anon  challenge:hso2012  pairing:dirk/roxy(moirail)  type:pesterlogs  type:voice  type:silliness  type:justforfun  type:alternateuniverse  type:hijinks  length:1-5k 
july 2012 by blottingtheink
Past John: Pester Rose for the first time - Chapter 1 - cest_what - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
TT: That's what I mean.
TT: I am not a good friend.
GT: i bet that's not true.
TT: That would be a singularly ill-conceived bet.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously. This hits both their voices IM-FUCKING-PECCABLY, and as the author says in the comments, the idea that Rose would be even more prickly and ridiculous pre-friendships rings so, so, so true. UGH. This gives me all the feelings.
fandom:homestuck  author:c'estwhat  pairing:john/rose  type:gen  type:friendship  type:voice  type:pesterlogs  type:characterization  type:feeeeeeeelings  type:workingitout  type:somethingperfect  type:personalcanon  length:<1k 
july 2012 by blottingtheink
Ass O'Clock in Dusseldorf - Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling) - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
A lighthearted vignette wherein a young lady, away from home at a professional conference, utilizes the internet to discuss an important issue in interpersonal relationships with the young man she has been cohabiting with for several years. Files are sent, metaphors are abused, and a happy ending is guaranteed.

|| rude rude rude rude RUDE
fandom:homestuck  author:edenfalling  pairing:dave/jade  type:postsburb  type:pesterlogs  type:criminallyadorable  type:becausecharacterlove  type:birdsongsweet  length:1-5k 
may 2012 by blottingtheink
What We Did After the War (become spies and fuck around, mostly) - maypop - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
TEREZI: D4RL1NG D4Y T3RROR
ROSE: No.
TEREZI: HOT L3GS
ROSE: Accurate, but no. We're getting off track. We met in a bar. You did not "play the romance clarinet" on my porch for three nights straight until I let you into my converted warehouse, nor did I heal your inner pain, the hymen is not located inside the body, and I cannot imagine a universe--and I am, by this point, a universe connoisseuse--wherein I would beg you to be gentle with me.
TEREZI: 1 H4V3 DON3 4N 1NFORM4L POLL OF H34DQU4RT3RS 4ND 1T 1S W1D3LY AGR33D TH4T W3 C4N 4ND DO

Admittedly, there are large swaths of this I can't follow--Saturday!self is too slow to puzzle them--but the VOICES are HILARIOUS. Guys. Terezi calls Rose AGENT HOT LEGS. They taunt Sollux and Dave. ROSE THREATENS TO NAME THEIR BABY VRISKA.

It's wonderful.
fandom:homestuck  author:maypop  pairing:rose/terezi  type:future  type:posttext  type:spies  type:pretendmarried  type:hilarifying  type:voice  type:pesterlogs  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:laughingmyassoff  length:1-5k 
may 2012 by blottingtheink
proving to each other that romance is 8oring - roachpatrol - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
AG: Jeeeeeeeez, Dave, I just wanted to say hello! What's got my favorite coolkid so h8ed up all of a sudden?
TG: oh nothing much we only literally just got done talking and and decided it would be just gr8 if you canned it for a while while I grieved over some brutally murdered rad family members thats all

sdakjf;laslkmvc;ojqprwajdsklmsa;ljkfds

Vriska<>Dave

Vriska<>Dave

VRISKA. <>. DAVE.

Or, Vriska is Dave's patron troll, and this pesterlog is diamonds.
fandom:homestuck  author:roachpatrol  pairing:vriska/dave(moirail)  type:pesterlogs  type:alternateuniverse  type:characterization  type:voice  type:takeanideaandrun  type:feeeeeeeelings  length:5-10k 
february 2012 by blottingtheink
Light-Sweeps Between Us - Val Mora (valmora) - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
Sollux manages to avoid being made into a pilot. Eridan threatens to turn him in anyway.

...Damn it, Hemostuck, why do I shiiiiiiiiiiiip thiiiiiiiiiiiiis? In other news, this is mostly silliness, with the terror and danger that is Troll Culture singing along in the background. I simultaneously am terrified for Sollux, and ok with that it's not taken on in the scope of this, which is great.
fandom:homestuck  author:valmora  pairing:sollux/eridan(kismesis)  type:posttext  type:sillysillyboys  type:pesterlogs  type:characterization  type:worldbuilding  length:1-5k 
february 2012 by blottingtheink
the career of his humour - paraTactician - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
He counts all of Time as his personal fiefdom.

She is feared by things that don't have a word for fear.

Neither of them has ever had a girlfriend before.

a;ldkjfa;lkjdlakjfa;lkjfds;ljda;slkdjsa;lkjasd;lk Yes, oh my god, yes. More than Terezi/Dave and Rose/Kanaya (although that's in here, and oh, they are both so in love with them), this is Rose and Dave and the way they need each other--and how funny they BOTH are--and oh, man, the ending is PERFECT.
fandom:homestuck  author:paratactician  pairing:rose/kanaya  pairing:terezi/dave  type:pesterlogs  type:fluff  type:makesmesmile  type:characterization  type:hilarifying  type:voice  type:becausecharacterlove  type:endingiswhoa  length:1-5k 
february 2012 by blottingtheink
>BECOME A TEEN STATISTIC - gatty - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
GC: D4V3
GC: 1 4M 1NF3ST3D W1TH YOUR HUM4N P4R4S1T3S
TG: ...
TG: welp

TEREZI GETS PREGNANT; DAVE AND TEREZI ARE PITCH PERFECT AND LOVE EACH OTHER; END OF STORY YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
fandom:homestuck  author:gatty  pairing:terezi/dave  type:pesterlogs  type:fluff  type:criminallyadorable  type:characterization  type:voice  type:takeanideaandrun  type:makesmesmile  type:forsaddays  length:1-5k 
february 2012 by blottingtheink

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