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All The Boys Be Loving Me - hacksee - VIXX [Archive of Our Own]
“No,” Taekwoon repeats, with slightly more heat this time. “These clothes are terrible.”

In retrospect, with Jaehwan being the instigator and Taekwoon being, well, Taekwoon, Wonshik really should have seen this coming.

|| Oh my god. Ohhhhhhh my god. Well, this was great--Ravi is both observant and not, N is delightful, and Ken is irrepressible and kind of charming but not placid with it, and Leo. Oh man. Silent and stubborn and so fucking competitive. Also I love the implications of N/Leo that Ravi is just maybe not sure maybe he doesn't know anything about anything. Warning for sex under the influence.
fandom:kpop  fandom:vixx  author:hacksee  pairing:n/leo  pairing:leo/everyone  type:crossdressing  type:moresome  type:drunkenhonesty  type:hottt  length:1-5k 
october 2015 by blottingtheink
don't know what you do (but you do it well) - gemkazoni - 月刊少女野崎くん | Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun [Archive of Our Own]
It’s official: he is actually, definitely, no-doubt-about-it going to kill Kashima this time. Hori’s always had a feeling that a day would come when that idiot would push him too far – he just never expected that when it did, he’d be wearing something like this.

|| Oh my god, this is so good, it's SO GOOD, I kept leaning further and further into my laptop as I was reading it, I actually GRABBED THE SCREEN WITH ONE HAND. Hori dresses up like a princess, and Kashima is not unaffected. (oh my god the part at the end against the wall oh my god)
fandom:nozaki-kun  author:gemkazoni  pairing:hori/kashima  type:crossdressing  type:oopsyoufoundout  type:hottt  type:criminallyadorable  type:ohwownorly  type:characterization  type:favorite  length:5-10k 
march 2015 by blottingtheink
Dareka o Motome Na - The Art of Bluffing - Chanyeol/Kris/Suho + Kai/Suho [NC-17]
Kris and Chanyeol’s noisy fucking is driving Joonmyeon crazy.

|| Um. The last in the sandwich series. (AU where everyone is fucking, basically.) They all have a surprising amount of characterization and emotional weight for pwps. But like. Seriously pwps. ......I kind of really want the sequel for this one, oops.
fandom:kpop  fandom:exo  author:zombiecheeze  pairing:chanyeol/kris/suho  pairing:kai/suho  type:threesome  type:smmmmmmmut  type:hottt  type:pwp  length:1-5k 
march 2015 by blottingtheink
objects in motion - mediest - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
Jimin gets a little handsy (on accident!) (he's not a pervert!).

|| Ohhhhhh boyyyyyy--this fic is one long building OH SHIT moment, and I LOVED it. In addition to that, I really love that Jimin is unsure of Suga--and that Suga is ALSO unsure, and we see that in flashes and bits. The ending is great, and I want the follow-up so badly, but as-is, a really great revving up.
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:mediest  pairing:suga/jimin  type:canon  type:ohshitmoment  type:softly  type:whatwedotoeachother  type:hottt  type:unresolved  type:characterization  length:1-5k 
march 2015 by blottingtheink
give me more - staygame (sungjae) - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, K-pop [Archive of Our Own]
Yoongi takes a step forward, like maybe he's going to feel Jimin's forehead even though that's something only Seokjin or Hoseok would do, but he stops himself. Jimin can tell when he gets it. His shoulders straighten and his voice is deeper, commanding when he tells Jungkook, "Take him home."

"No," Jimin protests.

Yoongi shoots him a serious look. "Jimin, you have to go home."

|| The strength of this fic is that the characters are recognizably themselves, and everything is considerably hotter for it. (Also this is the fic that incepted me with the line about how Suga raps. It's .... distracting, if you listen to BTS at all.)
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:staygame  pairing:suga/jimin  type:abo  type:firsttime  type:characterization  type:hottt  length:1-5k 
february 2015 by blottingtheink
너무 예뻐 - shrdmdnssftw - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, K-pop [Archive of Our Own]
Jimin's smirking and Yoongi knows he's a sight; his apron is half unbuttoned and his hair has been mussed up. He wants to fidget, or maybe finish getting changed, but there's no way he's doing that with the way that Jimin is still staring.

"Jeongguk was right, hyung," Jimin eventually says. "I'd probably let you be my girlfriend too."

|| Yooooo, so apparently I never saved this. The crossdressing fic that was the entire reason I tried to start watching Rookie King, and um, honestly is even better now that I know who Suga and Jimin are, properly. Ung.
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:shrdmdnssftw  pairing:suga/jimin  type:crossdressing  type:smmmmmmmut  type:hottt  type:takeanideaandrun  type:quickie  length:1-5k 
february 2015 by blottingtheink
So Hot - renquise - Kamen Rider OOO [Archive of Our Own]
Gotou is fairly sure that the Kougami Foundation does not have a manual called Procedures for Contamination Concerning Aphrodisiac Materials and Awkward Situations with Co-workers.

Fairly sure.

|| THIS IS SO GREAT. Hot, and sexy, with wonderful touches of characterization, and the sweetest ending. I loved, loved, loved this.
fandom:ooos  author:renquise  pairing:date/gotou  type:sexpollen  type:midtext  type:characterization  type:justforfun  type:makesmesmile  type:hottt  type:birdsongsweet  length:1-5k 
february 2015 by blottingtheink
Dareka o Motome Na - Hand Over Fist - Chanyeol/Kris/Kyungsoo - NC-17
Kyungsoo frowns.  “And…yes.  I see.  I’ve read your palm, and it says it belongs on my butt.” He finishes dryly.

|| Is this an excuse for dirty Kris/Kyungsoo/Chanyeol? It might be.

I also recommend the others in this series, although this one is probably my favorite. You can find them in the author's masterlist on this lj.
fandom:exo  fandom:kpop  author:zombiecheese  pairing:kris/chanyeol  pairing:kris/d.o/chanyeol  type:threesome  type:smmmmmmmut  type:pwp  type:hottt  type:dp  length:notspecified 
january 2015 by blottingtheink
seongshil - shikae (39smooth) - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
“Yoongi,” comes the exhaled reply, and Hoseok kisses under Yoongi’s ear, hand still fisted in his hair, “what if I called you noona?”

Yoongi pauses, and he’s not sure whether that flicker of interest beneath his skin is a direct result of that, so he says quietly, “Say that again.”

|| Oh. Um.

Crossdressing and genderplay in the wake of that one Rookie King episode.
fandom:bts  fandom:kpop  author:shikae  pairing:suga/j-hope  type:crossdressing  type:a+forsexuality  type:kinkdiscovery  type:established-relationship  type:smmmmmmmut  type:hottt  length:1-5k 
december 2014 by blottingtheink
light the spark - sasireun - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
Jungkook sleeps a bit too soundly between Hoseok and Yoongi. They literally cannot get him to stop snoring. The bright side is that he looks cute when he sleeps.

|| I don't know if this author intended me to want Jungkook to wake up and them all to make-out as badly as I did, but Suga and J-hope LITERALLY keep talking about how cute he is, it was crazy distracting, I would like the follow-up, please. But regarding the actual fic itself, I really really liked it: lots of tension and banter and goodness.
fandom:bts  fandom:kpop  author:sasireun  pairing:suga/j-hope  type:canonexpansion  type:kissing  type:ust  type:hottt  type:banter  type:characterization  length:1-5k 
december 2014 by blottingtheink
Come Into My Bedroom - staygame (sungjae) - EXO (Band), K-pop [Archive of Our Own]
It started two weeks ago. It was one of the occasions where Joonmyun, impervious to the attention Jongdae paid him when he wanted something, was willing to look the other way when Baekhyun started pouring shots. A few empty glasses later, Chanyeol turned to Kyungsoo, stupid grin on his face, and asked, "Truth or dare?"

|| Don't look at me this is stupid hot.
fandom:exo  fandom:kpop  author:staygame  pairing:chanyeol/baekhyun  pairing:d.o/baekhyun  pairing:baekhyun/chanyeol/chen/d.o  type:moresome  type:polyamory  type:masturbation  type:voyeurism  type:exhibitionism  type:someonedaredthem  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  type:short  length:<1k 
december 2014 by blottingtheink
From This Moment On - the_queenmaker - VIXX, K-pop [Archive of Our Own]
Dom/sub AU; In which Leo is terrible with words and feelings, and then he finds someone who's okay with that.

|| Um, did I really not save this? A great take on Leo and N, actually--id-fic that I find also deeply satisfying, with really great emotional and erotic tension. A couple of proofreading mistakes, but overall, great, and the D/s world isn't a stand-in for sexism or sex-slavery either.
fandom:vixx  fandom:kpop  author:the_queenmaker  pairing:n/leo  type:alternateuniverse  type:dom/sub  type:takeanideaandrun  type:characterization  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  type:happilyeverafter  length:1-5k 
november 2014 by blottingtheink
[Eng Sub] 140321 VIXX TV Special EP. Bonjour Paris - YouTube
........Shut up.

The one with the umbrella sharing and N looking really hot in a trenchcoat. In Paris.

Oh, also the one where Ken makes Ravi re-enact a famous romantic scene with him. Multiple times.
fandom:vixx  fandom:kpop  type:vid  type:episode  type:canon  type:hottt  type:makesmesmile  type:birdsongsweet 
november 2014 by blottingtheink
i hate this love song - 예쁘다 (1/3; N/Ravi, R)
Hakyeon keeps the wig.

|| Oh my god, yes, all the "So Hot" fic, okay, thanks, wow. (All PWPs. I think the Hongbin/Ken might be my favorite, but I'm pretty fond of all three. Leo is terrible in the second, I love it.)
fandom:vixx  fandom:kpop  author:goseum-dochi  pairing:ravi/n  pairing:hongbin/ken  pairing:leo/hyuk  type:crossdressing  type:hottt  type:whatwedotoeachother  length:5-10k 
november 2014 by blottingtheink
Jade: stage a distraction. - Laylah - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
"Jade," she says, pretending to be stern, a warning you aren't frightened of. You nuzzle her shoulder, then let your teeth just barely graze the shell of her ear. "Do not force me to take drastic measures."

"Oh no," you say, grinning, "anything but that."

|| Ohhhhhhhh, shit. Hot DAMN. Enthusiastic consent INDEED.
fandom:homestuck  author:laylah  challenge:ladystuck2012  pairing:rose/jade  type:postsburb  type:future  type:domestic  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  type:tentacles  length:1-5k 
january 2013 by blottingtheink
Get It Right, Get It Tight - twentysomething - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
"The biceps peeking out of the sleeves, stretching the material thin and tight, are a lot more impressive than Geno remembers. He would have remembered if Sid had arms like that."

|| Well, shit, son.
fandom:hockeyrpffml  author:twentysomething  pairing:sidney/geno  type:firsttime  type:hottt  type:oopsi'minlovewithyou  length:1-5k 
january 2013 by blottingtheink
abvj: Fic - in order to mend (Lizzie, Lizzie/Darcy) r, 1/1
It takes Charlotte literally eighty-six seconds to figure it out.

|| The best LBD fic I've read so far. I could actually HEAR all of the characters speaking, their voices are so spot-on, and the development exquisitely follows the type of behavior and rationalization you'd expect from Lizzie. Also it's fucking hot, and sweet as hell.
fandom:lizziebennetdiaries  author:abvj  pairing:lizzie/darcy  type:midtext  type:characterization  type:voice  type:hottt  type:thisishowwedevelop  type:somethingperfect  type:personalcanon  length:1-5k 
january 2013 by blottingtheink
Without no Seam nor Needlework - Anonymous - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
"I mean," Rose continues, fumbling to unhook her own bra, "I can wax pseudointellectual about how virginity is a social construct all day, but that doesn't make me any less practically inexperienced, and suddenly my thousands upon thousands of words of erotic wizard fiction don't seem to count for nearly as much as I'd previously..."

|| Awkward, fumbling, snarky and hot--everything I've ever possibly wanted from first time Rose and Kanaya.
fandom:homestuck  author:anon  challenge:ladystuck2012  pairing:rose/kanaya  type:firsttime  type:characterization  type:hottt  type:hilarifying  type:criminallyadorable  length:1-5k 
january 2013 by blottingtheink
Uniform Kink - Asuka Kureru (Askerian) - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
CG: WHADDYA THINK OF A CAPE? DOUCHEY, RIGHT?
CT: D--> I would most strenuously advise against it. It would only obstruct the sharp lines guiding the eye to the waist of your exquisitely tailored jacket.
CG: YEAH, I LIKE HOW THE JACKET CUTS SHORT RIGHT OVER THE TIGHTEST WHITE PANTS KNOWN TO TROLLKIND TOO. BE A SHAME TO HIDE THAT.
CT: D--> That wasn't
CT: D--> I mean
CT: D--> I was merely admiring the craftsmanship.
CG: YEAH, THAT KIND OF SKILL IS WORTH BEING ADMIRED. I SWEAR TO FUCK THERE'S AN ASS-LIFTING TRICK SEWN RIGHT IN. BUTT-WONDERBRA. MY TUSH IS ALREADY PRETTY GOOD USUALLY BUT DEAR LORD, *I'D* DO ME.

|| Uh. Hot? Uh. Basically... yeah. Combination cyber/clothes porn/d&s. Boot worship is the most explicit part. Not really my ship, but uh, yeah.
fandom:homestuck  author:asukakureru  pairing:karkat/equius  type:alternateuniverse  type:future  type:pesterlogs  type:cyber  type:dom/sub  type:clothesporn  type:hottt  length:1-5k 
september 2012 by blottingtheink
All the World is Green - Honeymull - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Ryan Callahan and Dan Girardi: an always-been-girls AU, because the lack of ladies playing hockey + boning in this fandom is sad and depressing.

Yeah, so I know next to nothing about the Rangers. Fuck that, though, because this was awesome. And HOT. Hot like fucking BURNING.
fandom:hockeyrpffml  author:honeymull  pairing:ryan.callahan/dan.giraldi  type:femmeslash  type:alwaysagirl  type:college  type:pining!  type:oopsi'minlovewithyou  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  type:sillysillypeople  length:5-10k 
august 2012 by blottingtheink
reeking: teen wolf; you just put your lips together (and you come real close)
"So you admit that you're just stealing someone else's alcohol?" Dara is still smirking, it's doing weird things to Stiles’ equilibrium.

"Um," she says, her mind blank of a snappy come back. She takes a drink of her tequila--her ill-gotten tequila, says her traitorous mind--while trying to focus on anything other than Dara's perfectly arranged face. Her boobs make a pretty compelling effort (breasts always do), but Dara takes a step forward and that draws Stiles' eyes back to her face.

alksjdfpoiiasuflajs;lj UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG yes? yes. I accept this entirely and completely.
fandom:teenwolf  author:reeking  pairing:derek/stiles  type:alwaysagirl  type:alternateuniverse  type:college  type:short  type:femmeslash  type:kissing  type:makingout  type:hottt  length:1-5k 
august 2012 by blottingtheink
tongueincheeky: The Extremely Exhaustive Evgeni Malkin Primer: Part 1
That adorable lovechild of a hound dog and a muppet is Evgeni Vladimirovich Malkin (Евге́ний Влади́мирович Ма́лкин), but mostly he just goes by Geno. (Russians refer to him as "Zhenya", which is a nickname for Evgeni, and his teammates sometimes call him "G".) He's a forward and usually a center for the Pittsburgh Penguins as well as their alternate captain. He is also, arguably, the best hockey player in the world. Which is to say that "the best hockey player in the world" is a stupid argument/title because it depends on what you look for in hockey player. But if you are going to try to name the very best player in the world, he's going to come up and be a serious frontrunner. Because he's pretty awesome at everything. And he's a sincerely excellent human being.

EVGENI MALKIN FOR ALL THE AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS

Oh wait, HE ALREADY HAS THEM. Ok, he doesn't make me QUITE fan myself as hard playing hockey as PKane does (I'M SORRY; KANER'S HANDS ARE CRIMINAL; THE WORLD IS ROUND) but HOLY FUCK GOOD HOCKEY. The two goals chibirhm highlights literally had me covering my mouth and groaning.

ADDITIONALLY: DUDE IS REALLY AN EXCELLENT HUMAN BEING. I LOVE HIM SO MUUUUUUUUUUCH.
fandom:hockeyrpffml  author:chibirhm  player:evgenimalking  type:primer  type:becausecharacterlove  type:myheart  type:chinhands  type:hottt  type:hockeyporn  type:longandsatisfying  length:notspecified 
july 2012 by blottingtheink
pity the poor flamingo - New Vid! Chicago Blackhawks - Club Can't Handle Kaner
Fandom: Chicago Blackhawks

Summary: Kaner: Douchebaggery never looked so good? Whatever...you can't handle him.

.........The inception of my "good hockey is really, really attractive problem." Seriously. This fucking video INCEPTED me. And now it's basically porn. Um. Sorry? Warning?
fandom:hockeyrpffml  author:belinda  character:patrickkane  type:fml  type:becausecharacterlove  type:vid  type:somethingperfect  type:forsaddays  type:hottt 
july 2012 by blottingtheink
Moral Of The Story - astolat - The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
What you never wanted to know about Asgardian deities and somehow accidentally asked.

0.0 LOL. Great, great characterization--my favorite thing about this is how it combines feelings, hilarity, voice and hot hot hotness with that Loki is really, really a jerk, and Thor is super an idiot sometimes. As a piece of writing, it's super excellent.
fandom:avengers  author:astolat  pairing:thor/loki  type:voice  type:characterization  type:stylisticappreciation  type:hilarifying  type:hottt  type:whatwedotoeachother  type:threesome  length:5-10k 
june 2012 by blottingtheink
Gamzee and Tavros: operate plot device. - Laylah - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
"That was a motherfucking miracle machine you all up and found, chica." You're not sure you can believe your aurals, the way Gamzee's voice sounds, but when you turn your chair around the visual evidence backs up the aural: Gamzee must have tried the device, too.

"Wow, uh," you say, blinking at him. Her.

This is a. adorable, and b. I really, really love the idea that Tavros and Gamzee are trans--that they'd be more comfortable as girls--in conjunction with the fanon that girl trolls are more badass that boy trolls. This is so sweet, I just want to pap it all over its face.
fandom:homestuck  author:laylah  pairing:gamzee/tavros(matesprit)  type:sexswap  type:characterization  type:criminallyadorable  type:makesmesmile  type:short  type:hottt  length:1-5k 
february 2012 by blottingtheink
Learning Each Other (Got a Lot to Learn) - Laylah - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
"Karkat," you say, because it feels amazing but you can't help yourself, "is that an octopus in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

"That is the stupidest pickup line in either of our universes," Karkat says, his face gray-red and his pupils huge, "and I dare you to find out."

Aphrodisiac spit; always a favorite. I mean that totally and completely.
fandom:homestuck  author:laylah  pairing:john/karkat  type:justforfun  type:kissing  type:makingout  type:hottt  type:characterization  length:1-5k 
february 2012 by blottingtheink
She Goes Ding When There's Stuff - Story I Never Wrote Meme
IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS APPROPRIATE.

Roachpatrol writes snippets from stories she never wrote. They are: Hemostuck Karkat's Blood Condition (hilarious), Jade&Terezi&Dave: Space Smugglers (heartbreaking--YEAH, I KNOW, WTF), Eridan doesn't kill SPOILERS Feferi (oh, my boy), Fef takes Sollux and Eridan shopping (hottt), and Dr. Who/Homestuck (awesome).

WTF, world.
fandom:homestuck  fandom:doctorwho  author:roachpatrol  type:drabble  type:short  type:ouchmyheart  type:hottt  type:characterization  type:takeanideaandrun  length:<1k 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
Two Daves, No Waiting by jumpingjacktrash
You are watching Dave Strider make out with himself, and now you understand why people stand on the beach and take pictures of an oncoming tsunami instead of running for high ground. You physically cannot look away from this, let alone leave.

OH MY GOD

bunk

So inappropriate

Goddamn, they are also DEAD. God bless dreambubbles, I guess.
fandom:homestuck  author:jumpingjackflash  pairing:dave/john/dave  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  type:threesome  type:alternateuniverse  type:dreambubbles  length:1-5k 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
We're Looking For Something Dumb To Do - roachpatrol - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
"Terezi, my horny wondergirl, I have come to take you to a land of dreams and rainbow magic, a land undreamt of by any amount of freaky alien babes, and that land--"

"DAVE," Karkat shouts.

"That land is school," he whispers as huskily as he can, and brings his lips to hers.

This, and its sequel, are Unfair. They are hot, adorable, heartbreaking, and hopeful, and I AM NOT KIDDING.
fandom:homestuck  author:roachpatrol  pairing:terezi/karkat/dave  type:threesome  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  type:posttext  type:worldbuilding  type:ouchmyheart  type:ohwownorly  length:5-10k 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
Drop It Like It's Hot - roachpatrol - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
"They just watch," John says, kicking the mop bucket into the broom closet after a hard day's asteroid-cleaning. "I guess chores are like a spectator sport for trolls? It's pretty weird! But... that's trolls for you!"

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....Buckets. This is not hot. But Karkat is. Karkat always is.
fandom:homestuck  author:roachpatrol  pairing:karkat/dave(kismesis)  type:short  type:hottt  type:wtfuckery  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:becausecharacterlove  length:<1k 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
Good to the Last Drop - jibrailis
Juicebox!

The one where they just really want to get it on, but there's this case in the way. About juiceboxes. And old gay men. And true love.

And you know what they say about the course of true love.

It's paved with boxes will small tight holes, and things you can suck on.
fandom:inception  author:jibrailis  pairing:arthur/eames  type:hilarifying  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:hottt  type:ust  type:whatwedotoeachother  type:longandsatisfying  type:epic  type:fandomclassic 
november 2011 by blottingtheink
WIPVEMBER: The One Where Charles Is Still A Lady But At Least She Gets To Do It With Erik This Time [twentysomething]
He would not hesitate to call Charlotte naive. But, despite the wicked streak in her humor, which probably stems from her sister, he would not call her childish. There is an ancient, dark sorrow inside her- no match for his own- but that suggests that she too, has looked into the hearts of men and found them wanting. However, where Erik draws a pragmatic mistrust of humanity, Charlotte adopts a foolish optimism that he- against his intention and better judgment- cannot help but find charming.

These traits aside, she has a damnable tendency to catch Erik off his guard.

Charlotte heads straight in to the "concierge" and asks for a room for herself and her husband.
fandom:x-men(firstclass)  author:twentysomething  pairing:erik/charles  type:alwaysagirl  type:alternateuniverse  type:fixit  type:kidfic  type:sleepingtogetherfirst  type:wewerealwaysinlove  type:hottt  type:criminallyadorable  length:5-10k 
november 2011 by blottingtheink
mirabellafic: Wunderkind, Inception, Arthur/Eames, NC-17
Eames has a hard and fast rule against fucking anyone underage. Arthur would have the utmost respect for this rule, if he hadn't just gotten cockblocked by it at the age of twenty-three.
fandom:inception  author:mirabella  pairing:arthur/eames  type:sillysillyboys  type:silliness  type:backstory  type:smmmmmmmut  type:hottt  type:miscommunication  length:20-25k 
november 2011 by blottingtheink
Drinking Games - kahn - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
"Okay, house rules,” Clint said, leaning back against the backrest of the booth they were seated at. “It can't be a random celebrity, or something. It has to be someone you actually know. Someone you'd go to if you suddenly found yourself gay and then had to have sex right away."

Steve thinks drinking with the team will be a good bonding session for their newest Avenger, but, as usually happens with his people and alcohol, things go kinda sideways.

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UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF kissing

that's all I've got for you, folks--
fandom:avengers  author:kahn  pairing:tony/steve  pairing:tony/peter  type:kissing  type:makingout  type:short  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:justforfun  type:hottt  length:5-10k  type:voyeurism 
november 2011 by blottingtheink
O Captain, My Captain - novembersmith - Temeraire - Novik [Archive of Our Own]
The prompt was "Transformation stuff - Laurence and Temeraire discover some sort of magic plot device artifact which allows them to change from human to dragon, or the other way around, or both. Sexytimes ensue, obviously." Totally ran with that last bit.

|| Oh my god. I don't ship it--because Tharkay or Granby SO HARD--but but but, this was so shivery-hot I actually stared uncomprehendingly at the screen for about 10 seconds post-read. Guh.
fandom:temeraire  author:novembersmith  pairing:laurence/temeraire  type:shapeshift  type:short  type:takeanideaandrun  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  type:characterization  length:1-5k 
october 2011 by blottingtheink
Better Than Ice Cream - astolat - Thor (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
Loki was a thrice-cursed forked-tongue untrustworthy lying—"Ohhh," Thor groaned, as Loki's cock slid deeper into him. "Loki—"

"Oh—perhaps I over-lubricated," Loki said, his hips working in small shallow thrusts. "And then I slipped. An accident, really, it could happen to anyone—"

|| Okay, 1: this premise is hilarious. 2. OMGGGGGGGG hottttttt bunnnnnnnnnnnnnk, FU astolat, FU, you did it AGAIN, 3. actually, the Thor characterization in this (not QUITE the man in the movie, but so. goddamn. believable) I want to CRY.
fandom:thor  fandom:avengers  author:astolat  pairing:thor/loki  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  type:characterization  from delicious
september 2011 by blottingtheink
Knot a Problem - JaneDavitt - Suits (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Harvey takes exception to Mike's tie, Mike's habit of sitting on his desk, Mike's lunch partner...everything but Mike himself.

He likes Mike.

OKAY--normally, normally, d/s is not explicitly my kink, but THIS--in this, Mike is deliciously that crazy mix of defiant and desperate for approval and Harvey is approving and judgmental and so hot for him JUST LIKE THE SHOW. So good for me. Sooooo good for me. 
fandom:suits  author:janedavitt  pairing:mike/harvey  type:smmmmmmmut  type:hottt  type:kinkmeme  type:d/s  type:characterization  type:banter  from delicious
august 2011 by blottingtheink
oxoniensis: Porn Battle XII (The Dirty Dozen) - Entries
Brad considers it a good sign that when he sits down and says, “I have to hit on you,” the guy’s only response is raised eyebrows. “Sorry. I’d hoped for more creative hazing, but I guess gay chicken appeals to the developmentally stunted.”

The eyebrows drop down into consideration. “Gay chicken is reciprocal.”

Brad lets his most charming grin answer. He’s weirdly relieved when the guy laughs and hooks Brad by an elbow, moving them away from the group he was with to a slightly less exposed, slightly less crowded stretch of wall. “Are we suitably on display here?” he asks.

|| ajdf;ljka;ldfkja;lskjfa;
fandom:generationkill  author:sheveled  pairing:brad/nate  type:kinkmeme  type:short  type:fratboy!  type:alternateuniverse  type:hottt  type:makingout  type:someonedaredthem  type:characterization  from delicious
august 2011 by blottingtheink
xmen_firstkink: THE X-MEN FIRST CLASS KINK MEME: PROMPT POST
This is incredible. It is hella sweet. It has wonderful descriptions of what it is like to be high. It has Erik and Charles cheating at chess! But best of all, it does a un-fucking-believable job of exploring what weed would do to their abilities, especially taking into account Charles's privilige and Erik's trust issues. To wit:

When he blinks his way back to normal vision, he's holding himself up on shaky arms, high off his ass and then some, and it is vitally important that he start taking clothes off now. Charles looks up at him with indulgent, serenely wondrous eyes and follows him with lazy interest as he rolls to one side and starts undressing. Charles interrupts at intervals to kiss him, and, when Erik is peeling off his socks, says, "Oh. Am I making you do that?"

Erik pauses to think, makes it far enough back to remember that his boxers are a ruinous disaster, and says, "Probably not."

GO READ IT

(PS. there are only 6 parts. The author is a TEASE)
fandom:x-men(firstclass)  author:anon  pairing:erik/charles  type:smmmmmmmut  type:wesohigh  type:softly  type:hottt  type:characterization  from delicious
july 2011 by blottingtheink
inthetallgrass: Title: Getting Off on a TechnicalitySumm
If Casey had learned one thing in the years he'd spent at Sports Night, it was not to go up against Kim. Especially not when money was on the line. But he had a few beers in him -- okay, maybe a few more than a few -- and besides, this was a question of honor.
fandom:sportsnight  author:nestra  pairing:dan/casey  type:kissing  type:trope  type:someonedaredthem  type:short  type:hottt  type:characterization  type:voice  from delicious
june 2011 by blottingtheink
tsn_kinkmeme: [PART FIVE] - CLOSED
Eduardo and Mark are loud. All Dustin meant to do was get them to quiet down.

Holy holy holy holy shitballs, unf, yes, okay.
fandom:thesocialnetwork  author:ymorton  pairing:mark/eduardo  type:voyeurism  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  type:ohwownorly  from delicious
june 2011 by blottingtheink
ET IN ARKADIA - FIC: "Three Instances in Bed" (BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John, NC-17)
But when they sleep, it's a good sort of sleep on the couch, naked and with no blankets to worry about yet; although Sherlock is right, as he usually is, and sometimes he kicks.

a;sdfjpahlkfdj;ioufwda;k LOVE (also, this is brilliant development)
fandom:bbcsherlock  author:et-in-arkadia  pairing:sherlock/john  type:thisishowwedevelop  type:characterization  type:smmmmmmmut  type:hottt  type:myheart  type:lovely  type:softly  from delicious
june 2011 by blottingtheink
cymbalism: fic up: the beginning of knowledge
You know how it's abundantly clear Erik and Charles have slept together within, oh, 36 hours of knowing each other in the movie? This is my take on that deleted scene. Charles is drawn in so entirely it's as though magnetic force affects him, too. It's more than expected—intoxicating, alarming. Mutation in all its forms has fascinated Charles for years, but he never dared even imagine a thing like Erik.<br />
<br />
Excellent. Tight, tension-filled, and flawless characterization. Ever since reading seperis's meta, I'm finding pieces that have Charles using his telepathy like breathing feel like a personal metric for characterization, and this does it WELL. This just might be personal canon.
fandom:x-men(firstclass)  author:cymbalism  pairing:erik/charles  type:midtext  type:short  type:hottt  type:fallforyouhotfast  type:characterization  type:stylisticappreciation  type:scratchesanitch  type:personalcanon  from delicious
june 2011 by blottingtheink
1stclass_kink: Prompt Post: ROUND ONE
Charles knows there are ways he could be better, things he could be making more of an effort to understand. Raven, for example: but he has promised to stay out of her thoughts. Denied this, he knows, he has trouble comprehending the nature of her preoccupation with her mutation, with her body—his own body is something of an afterthought, just a vehicle for his mind. This doesn't mean he has divorced himself from it—he takes care of himself, eats well, has a long run every morning before breakfast, tries to minimize his vices. He likes sex, likes the soft yield of another body beneath his, but he's never been desperate for it. He's never understood how it can ruin a man.

|| An anon commented:
HOLY SHIT MY MOUTH IS WIDE OPEN (lulz) THIS

HOLY FUCK

a;lsdkalsd kl ALL THE FEELINGS.

^basically. Something this porny has no business being as thematically whomp-giving as this is. No, really.
fandom:x-men(firstclass)  author:anon  pairing:erik/charles  type:sexpollen  type:smmmmmmmut  type:hottt  type:somethingperfect  type:characterization  type:endingiswhoa  from delicious
june 2011 by blottingtheink
Half-Hard to Rock! - Mutant Boys
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFF. Alex and Hank have tension; Sean is in it for fun and profit; everybody gets some, and we all benefit.
fandom:x-men(firstclass)  author:onelittlesleep  pairing:alex/sean/hank  type:smmmmmmmut  type:hottt  type:firsttime  type:threesome  from delicious
june 2011 by blottingtheink
dresden_kink: Round Three
The one with a magical vibrator and the "heh heh, let's have you use it in public" trope that fandom loves so much. Unnnnnnnnnf.

So, it's rife with mechanical errors (like, truly, RIFE), but if you can get past them, especially in the set-up, well, there's a magical vibrator. In public. It's pretty hot. I approve.
fandom:dresdenfiles  author:vanacorien  pairing:dresden/marcone  type:smmmmmmmut  type:hottt  type:kinkmeme  type:vibrator  from delicious
june 2011 by blottingtheink
pidgeoned: fic: bulletproof weeks (andrew/jesse, rfpf, pg-13, 6492 words)
Jesse and Andrew are the best of friends, really. Don't believe Justin (Bartha).

|| OH WOW. This is so comfortable-lazy-sweet, like early morning sex. God. I find this incredibly, incredibly hot, but not everyone would, maybe; Jesse and Andrew are best friends first. Sometimes they kiss--because, well. It's just. Nice. And that's okay.

UNF, god, UNF. Everything I ever wanted.
fandom:thesocialnetwork  author:pidgeoned  pairing:jesse/andrew  type:birdsongsweet  type:softly  type:friendship  type:hottt  type:posttext  type:takeanideaandrun  type:lazycomfortable  type:a+forsexuality  from delicious
may 2011 by blottingtheink
dresden_kink: Round Three
Harry didn't know he liked being spanked. Marcone is happy to help. (Really supportive discovering!kink fill.

A comment --> THIS IS NOT MY KINK. WHY IS THIS SO HOT. GODDAMMIT, GRENE.

BASICALLY
fandom:dresdenfiles  author:grengome  pairing:dresden/marcone  type:kinkmeme  type:short  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  from delicious
may 2011 by blottingtheink
tornadobelt: Thing Goes Here
DUDES how not tagged? I think this was one of the first Inception fics I ever read. Hot like burning.

During eight hours in the warehouse on an ill-advised bet, Arthur discovers that Eames is a man with no scruples.
fandom:inception  author:weatherfront  pairing:arthur/eames  type:kinkmeme  type:smmmmmmmut  type:hottt  type:fandomclassic  type:justforfun  type:vibrator  from delicious
may 2011 by blottingtheink
oflights: mark/eduardo fic: perfect situation (1/2)
Wherein Mark and Dustin are both virgins and they make an ill-advised bet about who can change that first. Eduardo wants to help, okay, really Mark, he can help you out with that, but Mark’s decided to start a sexual revolution of some sort, and Chris just thinks it’s really funny.

Best parts: Mark characterization and hotttness.
fandom:thesocialnetwork  author:oflights  pairing:mark/eduardo  type:characterization  type:alternateuniverse  type:wewerealwaysinlove  type:firsttime  type:hottt  type:a+forsexuality  from delicious
april 2011 by blottingtheink
vlieger: oh god, more fic. i honestly can't belie
Oh god, vlieger does it again. Literally, the dialogue and the hotness in this makes me want to die. There's a part--well, lots of parts, but in particular, one--where Jesse does something with his mouth, and Andrew is like, god, your mouth, and I am like UNNNNNNNNNNFFFF Jesse's mouth. Also Jesse makes jokes about chemistry--I just. God. So fucking sexy.
fandom:thesocialnetwork  author:vlieger  pairing:jesse/andrew  type:rps  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  type:stylisticappreciation  type:geekinessmakesme  from delicious
march 2011 by blottingtheink
vlieger: so this happened...
;ljk afsd nyas g hl;asfd;imaslniasfdna grnoac

I did not know I had a dialogue kink until this fic. I cannot decide if I love this fic most for:

a. being worthy of a comment that says "The dialogue was fantastic, the porn too"
b. no, really, it's WONDERFULLY written, and just a joy to read
c. being hil-fucking-arious
d. sounding like Jesse and Andrew in interviews, which, um, adorable and geeky and ooh--my ladyparts APPROVE
e. being, basically, the geeky silly loving sex I didn't know I wanted, but is basically how I will know I met my soulmate

Guys, this is such an inappropriate response to this silliness, but I CAN'T EVEN.
fandom:thesocialnetwork  author:vlieger  pairing:jesse/andrew  type:rps  type:abouttheexecution  type:stylisticappreciation  type:fluff  type:chinhands  type:flailhands  type:awesome  type:criminallyadorable  type:characterization  type:hottt  type:smartishottt  type:geekinessmakesme  from delicious
march 2011 by blottingtheink
Mikey's Den - Casfest fic: "Tokipokey?"
It may or may not be punishment for (allegedly) burning down the frat house, but either way, Dean feels it is above and beyond cruel to make him roomies with Castielofreakasuarus.

Okay, this is basically plotless--mostly just window dressing for the part with panties. I kid you not.
fandom:supernatural  author:mikes-grrl  pairing:dean/castiel  type:alternateuniverse  type:smmmmmmmut  type:hottt  type:genderidentity  type:college  from delicious
march 2011 by blottingtheink
scribe_protra: Dresden Files Kink Meme! - Take Two and Call Me in the Morning
OH MY GOD, unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnffffffffffff. Dresden, Marcone and Kinkaid play strip poker...only then the rules change. DEAD FROM BURNING IN MY BUNK no lie. Also astute about the power/relationship dynamics, which is only played out even better in the sequels that follow.
fandom:dresdenfiles  author:anon  pairing:dresden/marcone  pairing:dresden/marcone/kinkaid  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  type:threesome  type:kinkmeme  type:series  from delicious
february 2011 by blottingtheink
The Gay Is On - SHERLOCK BBC KISSING MEME
This is great. It has not only jealous!Sherlock and wonderful kissing (Ilovekissing), but a believable backstory that a. comes out of nowhere, and b. adds a whole level of realism and depth. Beautiful in the length of two comments.
fandom:bbcsherlock  author:ptelefolone  pairing:sherlock/john  type:kissing  type:makingout  type:jealousy  type:hottt  type:workingitout  type:short  from delicious
february 2011 by blottingtheink
tsn_kinkmeme: [PART ONE] CLOSED;; welcome!
Eduardo runs into an ex/some dude who's been trying to get some Saverin at a party and Eduardo asks the closest person next to him, which would be Mark, to act like his boyfriend. Mark agrees without a thought and turns out to be way too good at it. The night drags on and the dude is still around and Mark drives Wardo crazy touching him, calling him pet names, whispering in his ear, etc. Mark decides to be really convincing they should kiss, as well. He turns out to be way too good at that, too.

Okay, I was all set for this not to work, given that Mark can't be a good boyfriend to his canon girlfriend, but the fill is BRILLIANT. Mark is abrasive and too quick on the uptake and guys, there is kissing in the kitchen and on COUNTERS, unnnnnnnnnffffffff.
fandom:thesocialnetwork  author:anon  pairing:mark/eduardo  type:hottt  type:makingout  type:pretendbfs  type:kinkmeme  from delicious
february 2011 by blottingtheink
A Terribly Poor Understanding of Love
Watson gets married. Holmes and Watson don't take the separation well. Mary is heartbreaking. Watson is going to hell for many reasons, some better than others.

Beautifully written, and the ust is so burning it is hotter than a lot of porn. Unf.
fandom:sherlockholmes2009  author:candle-beck  pairing:holmes/watson  type:justthisedgeofpainful  type:hottt  type:abouttheexecution  type:canonexpansion  type:noneofthisiseasy  type:surviving  type:ust  from delicious
january 2011 by blottingtheink
mirabellafic: All the Girls Out On the Stoop, Steve/Danny, NC-17.
Danny's Veela genes have never been a problem before now. Now? They're a problem.

|| WHAT. Oh my god, what. How does this even exist. Nevertheless, the idea of Danny being part Veela is so fucking hot I don't know what to do with myself.
fandom:hawaiifiveo  author:mirabella  pairing:danny/steve  type:laughingmyassoff  type:crossover  type:hilarifying  type:smmmmmmmut  type:hottt  type:crackiscrazysauce  from delicious
january 2011 by blottingtheink
thisismycalling: Arthur & Eames | Under the Sheets
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. almostgaby uses their previous work as well, and sets up a narrative that--you don't know the exact story, but you've got the music and their expressions and the arthur/eames framework and honey it WORKS.

Plus, how are they so hot. Fuck, their MOUTHS. FUCK.
fandom:inception  author:almostgaby  pairing:arthur/eames  type:vid  type:backstory  type:hottt 
october 2010 by blottingtheink

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