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these little powerless bones - dirgewithoutmusic - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
well what do we have here?

she’s got a forged hogwarts letter with penmanship that’s perfect down to the ink splatter; she’s got a complicated string of owls, only half of them forged, from parents to administration to ministry that’s so complicated her name ended up on the first year roll call anyway. she’s got ten arguments, four pleas, and one smothered threat on the tip of her mental tongue for why the house that comes out of this hat’s brim better not be squib

she’s got a lighter up her sleeve and an eight and a half inch wand in her belt that will never, ever work for her. 

well, says the hat, better be slytherin then

|| Short, lapslock, but enough about belief, and organizing, and hope, and alternate routes to power that I'm teary-eyed.

(I might be particularly moved by people fighting the system at this point in my life. It's a thought.)
fandom:harrypotter  type:alternateuniverse  type:originalfiction  type:takeanideaandrun  type:short  type:drabble  length:<1k 
december 2016 by blottingtheink
The Space In Between - Chapter 187 - noraebangbang - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
“You’re awake. You’re talking to me.” More whining, and Jimin puts his pillow over his head. “Babe. It takes five minutes. And then you can get back in the bed with me.”


Hoseok laughs and slaps at Jimin’s ass again. “You can’t just say zee and pretend you’re asleep! That’s not even how you snore.”

|| I LOVE this for getting Hoseok's nagging and Jimin's intractable-ness AND their sunshine-y relationship right ALL AT THE SAME TIME. A snippet of a morning, so the drabble format fits it just right.
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:noraebangbang  pairing:j-hope/jimin/v  type:domestic  type:threesome  type:criminallyadorable  type:banter  length:<1k 
october 2016 by blottingtheink
The Space In Between - Chapter 157 - noraebangbang - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
The hammock rocks as Taehyung crawls in, and Jimin accepts the snuggling even if it’s so so so hot that he kinda wants to die. Taehyung drapes a leg over Jimin’s waist, face pressed against the crook of Jimin’s neck, and Jimin resumes his hair-petting, letting one leg dangle over the side to lazily rock them.

“Did you ever imagine,” Jimin says quietly a few minutes later, and the quick, quiet snort from Taehyung makes him laugh some; he must’ve fallen asleep, “that we’d be here one day?”

|| This is so soft and sweet and ahhhhhhhh. I love when authors have Tae make sudden, serious, and awkwardly sincere statements; judging by his fc posts, it's something that could happen. Nerd.
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:noraebangbang  pairing:jimin/v  type:honeymoon  type:birdsongsweet  type:makesmesmile  length:<1k 
october 2016 by blottingtheink
The Space In Between - Chapter 145 - noraebangbang - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
Eventually it’ll be a cute story–reviewing notes on pheromones, discussing humans and scents, leaning in way too close after joking about Jeongguk’s scent and then bam, all lips and teeth and awkwardness and suddenly Jeongguk’s gotta go to bed. And now, radio silence from him.

|| Saving this one for how light and warm the ending makes me feel.
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:noraebangbang  pairing:jimin/jungkook  type:college  type:miscommunication  type:awkwardness  type:cute  type:drabble  type:kisses  length:<1k 
october 2016 by blottingtheink
The Space In Between - Chapter 141 - noraebangbang - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
"So now my mom thinks you and I are more than just roommates and I sort of didn’t correct her but now they’re coming here because they were in the neighborhood and my mom wanted to drop off a plant–she bought us a plant, Namjoon-ah, what the hell are we gonna do with a plant?”

|| Saving my favorites from a drabble collection! All very short, but this one manages to cast backwards and establish namseok's relationship AND forwards at the silliness they'd endure if this AU went onwards.
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:noraebangbang  pairing:j-hope/rapmonster  type:fakedating  type:drabble  type:makesmesmile  length:<1k 
october 2016 by blottingtheink
Imaginary Friend - mousapelli - Haikyuu!! [Archive of Our Own]
It's just a weird coincidence, probably, that Kenma had made a wish on his birthday candles that if being in a Sentai was too much to ask, that he could have least one best friend kind of like that. And then the next day Kuroo Tetsurou was strolling into Kenma's backyard and banging on the screen door like he owned the place. That sense of unreality had never quite worn the whole way off.

"You're like…a real person, right?" Kenma had finally got up the nerve to ask a few days after that. Kuroo had laughed so hard that Kenma hadn't brought it up again, plus Kuroo had put him in a headlock and wanted to know whether hallucinations could do that.

|| Oh my gosh, I love this SO MUCH. It's a little slip of a thing, but Kenma--prickly, and quiet, and mostly settled in it--is perfect: it draws him a little unsure of the luck he has in making a friend who likes him as he is, and it draws it in a couple of brushstrokes. Perfect.
fandom:haikyuu  author:mousapelli  type:gen  type:friendship  type:somethingperfect  type:makesmesmile  type:backstory  type:personalcanon  length:<1k 
august 2016 by blottingtheink
a terribly addictive sleep habit - gacrux - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
On Jeongguk's bed, Jimin and Jeongguk are curled up in a pile. This has been the norm lately, although slightly less so because Taehyung is in his own bed and not folded around them like a clingy human pretzel. He should be there. He would be there, but since he discovered that Jeongguk and Jimin sleep totally fine alone he's been a little disconcerted. He's the only one with this terribly addictive sleep habit that's slowly but surely become something he can't actually go without. So he's been trying to sleep on his own, retrain himself into, you know, sleeping like a normal human.

|| This is so short but so cute, and I really like Jin's cameo.
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:gacrux  pairing:jimin/jungkook/v  type:canon  type:bedsharing  type:cuddling  type:cute  length:<1k 
april 2016 by blottingtheink
look at me, everything looks different - Chapter 1 - elfiepike - CLC (Band) [Archive of Our Own]
Finally Sorn looked up, holding her hand palms flat against the frets. Sorn’s face was soft and open but Seunghee knew that Sorn was even better at playing her part than Seunghee was.

|| This fic is tiny but it takes me apart in all the best ways; putting a quiet voice to the small uncertain sadness I've been carrying about CLC and not understanding what is up with them, and how they're doing, and this takes the two softest members and has them help each other back to this hard, hard job they've found themselves in. All in about 500 words, god, I love it so much.
fandom:kpop  fandom:clc  author:elfiepike  pairing:seunghee/sorn  type:gen  type:canonexpansion  type:ouchmyheart  type:softly  type:characterization  type:birdsongsweet  type:myheart  type:surviving  length:<1k 
march 2016 by blottingtheink
hold me tight - Chapter 1 - stilinscry - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
“Think it’s a powercut,” Yoongi answers finally, his voice thick and heavy from sleeping. Yoongi’s fiddling with the hem of his hoodie and Hoseok can tell he’s uncomfortable, he’s probably biting his lip and Hoseok really wishes he could see that. “Your rooms closer to the boiler so I thought it might be warmer.”

|| Zero things happen in this except cuddles. Says it's going to be multiple chapters, but cute drabble as is.
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:stilinscry  pairing:suga/j-hope  type:bedsharing  type:domestic  type:birdsongsweet  length:<1k 
november 2015 by blottingtheink
Nerves - noraebangbang - EXO (Band) [Archive of Our Own]
Kyungsoo worries about his solo performance at their upcoming dome concert and has no problem bothering Chanyeol about it.

|| Mmm.
fandom:kpop  fandom:exo  author:noraebangbang  pairing:chanyeol/d.o  type:closetocanonau  type:friendship  type:preslash  type:workingitout  type:softly  type:nice  length:<1k 
october 2015 by blottingtheink
um i got one! jundae, after exo | puppycat
joonmyun’s thirty-fifth birthday passes quietly. he only invites a few friends, and together they pass the evening quietly, sipping wine like they’re adults or something, and talking about the economy and idols these days and all sorts of stuff like that, eating finger-sandwiches that jongin had picked up from ‘paris croissant’.

|| I am weirdly invested in Chen/Suho, okay.
fandom:kpop  fandom:exo  author:curledupkitten  pairing:chen/suho  type:future  type:unresolved  type:preslash  type:whatwedotoeachother  type:domestic  type:softly  type:warm  length:<1k 
september 2015 by blottingtheink
drabble from december? | puppycat
backstage at sbs’s gayo daejun is hectic. it’s always hectic, at these things, but more so tonight, with 20 idols shuffled into temporary units, creating twice as many costume changes and half as much coherency in dressing room locations.

on the bright side, it is a lot easier, with so much chaos, for jieun to pull hyojung into an abandoned side-hallway and slide her hands up hyojung’s dress.

|| A little slip of a fic, as thrilling as the idea of Hyorin in a slinky dress; saving partly just because there isn't enough femmeslash, tbh.
fandom:kpop  fandom:secret  fandom:sistar  author:curledupkitten  pairing:hyorin/jieun  type:femmeslash  type:short  type:whatwedotoeachother  type:backstory  length:<1k 
september 2015 by blottingtheink
Potato Pants - noraebangbang - EXO (Band) [Archive of Our Own]
Sehun works a crappy late-night job in a corner market. Chanyeol lost a bet. There are potatoes in weird places. Also, a duck.

|| This is a ridiculous fic, but I smiled smugly to myself when it finished, much like I imagine Sehun did. I appreciate that in a fic.
fandom:kpop  fandom:exo  author:noraebangbang  pairing:chanyeol/sehun  type:alternateuniverse  type:hijinks  type:ridiculousness  type:sillysillyboys  type:justforfun  type:short  length:<1k 
september 2015 by blottingtheink
when your hand finds the hand it was meant to hold (don't let go) - lilacflowers - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
damn, if taehyung didn’t look just so cute and peaceful, spread out across jimin’s legs, eyes closed in sleep. his face completely smoothed out when he was asleep and jimin couldn’t help but find it absolutely adorable (and maybe he took a few selcas with a sleeping taehyung too). it was like having a kitten on your lap - no matter how uncomfortable it got, you would endure it because you wouldn’t have the heart to move it.

|| Lapslock, and the overall premise is just-as-barely-there, but pretty cute. (I honestly could do without the self-sacrifice as romantic, but it's just Tae falling asleep on Jimin's legs, it could be worse.)
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:lilacflowers  pairing:jimin/v  type:criminallyadorable  type:cute  type:sillysillyboys  type:justforfun  length:<1k 
august 2015 by blottingtheink
Professional Respect - storiesfortravellers - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
"I know you can hear me!" Parker whispered angrily at the ceiling.

|| I love this. Very short, but everyone is spot-on. Also, my delighted thought was 'he DOES have a face now, Parker, it's your time.'
fandom:leverage  fandom:avengers  author:storiesfortravellers  type:takeanideaandrun  type:characterization  type:makesmesmile  type:somethingperfect  length:<1k 
july 2015 by blottingtheink
i'll take care of you (don't worry) - yoogni - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
he liked to scratch at the edges of the cuff, twist his fingers into the material and pull it tightly around his hand, or just curl his fingertips around the very bottom and hold it securely, grounding himself and stilling his itchy fingers.

it's all very discreet, and he supposes he's lucky he can stim so easily with just a big enough shirt.

|| This is so short, but it's so lovely, and I'm just sitting here like "And her heart grew 10 sizes that day."
fandom:bts  fandom:kpop  author:yoogni  pairing:jungkook/yoongi  type:gen  type:neurodivergent  type:birdsongsweet  type:lovely  type:short  type:myheart  type:makesmesmile  length:<1k 
july 2015 by blottingtheink
You Also Have Pizza - yoongidontdoit (sammyinnerdglasses) - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
In which Jimin and Taehyung maybe kiss a little but it's really not that big of a deal.

|| The pull-back is a bit awkwardly handled (what does it mean for a kiss to be awkward, author???), but I like the ease and support 95line offers each other here a lot.
fandom:bts  fandom:kpop  author:yoongidontdoit  pairing:jimin/v  type:friendship  type:platonic  type:kissing  type:workingitout  length:<1k 
may 2015 by blottingtheink
roll out the map and mark it with a pin - elfiepike - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
Jimin's bed is still in the way. Clearly it's a sign: he's not meant to go back to sleep. Well, at least he's not meant to go back to his own bed. Why would it be so far away? Why would Jimin's bed be blocking it? Plus, Jimin's bed has Jiminie in it: obviously superior.

Jimin likes to sleep like a little rolled-up poster inside a blanket tube, though. Taehyung can't find the corner when he tugs. "Jiminie," he says, then quieter, "Jimin-ah."

|| I LOVE THIS I LOVE EVERY FIC WITH JIMIN AND TAEHYUNG ROOMING TOGETHER AND BEING SOFT. I love elfiepike's V: looking at everything a little diagonally, easily distracted, full of odd, deliberate actions. And his easy, total affection for Jimin. And I love Jimin's sleepy exasperation and his returned affection. Just a delight of a fic.
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:elfiepike  pairing:jimin/v  type:sleepy  type:bedsharing  type:characterization  type:softly  type:kissing  length:<1k 
may 2015 by blottingtheink
Hold My Hand - yeoubi - EXO (Band) [Archive of Our Own]
“I don’t get it,” he finally complains as Chanyeol lines up their hands for another round. “We all know you’re stronger. What’s the point anymore? This is stupid.” 

|| Cute, short.
fandom:exo  fandom:kpop  author:yeoubi  pairing:chanyeol/d.o  type:short  type:cute  type:sillysillyboys  length:<1k 
may 2015 by blottingtheink
5 times clint thought nat was born in 1984 & 1 time they talked about captain america in bed - verity - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Clint stalled with his hand on her bra clasp and his mouth on her throat. "I'm pretty sure you were in elementary school when I went to prom."

"Please," Natasha said, "I never went to elementary school, and you didn't go to prom."

|| I loved Natasha in this, although each scene is a fledgling of a thing, but it's so wonderful that SHE NEVER SAYS but never doesn't say, either. What a babe.
fandom:avengers  author:verity  pairing:clint/natasha  type:fivethings  type:becausecharacterlove  type:short  type:justforfun  length:<1k 
january 2015 by blottingtheink
Come Into My Bedroom - staygame (sungjae) - EXO (Band), K-pop [Archive of Our Own]
It started two weeks ago. It was one of the occasions where Joonmyun, impervious to the attention Jongdae paid him when he wanted something, was willing to look the other way when Baekhyun started pouring shots. A few empty glasses later, Chanyeol turned to Kyungsoo, stupid grin on his face, and asked, "Truth or dare?"

|| Don't look at me this is stupid hot.
fandom:exo  fandom:kpop  author:staygame  pairing:chanyeol/baekhyun  pairing:d.o/baekhyun  pairing:baekhyun/chanyeol/chen/d.o  type:moresome  type:polyamory  type:masturbation  type:voyeurism  type:exhibitionism  type:someonedaredthem  type:hottt  type:smmmmmmmut  type:short  length:<1k 
december 2014 by blottingtheink
Pillow Talk You Into It - staygame (sungjae) - EXO (Band), K-pop [Archive of Our Own]
Blanket burritos and kissing.

|| This starts all flirty friendship and pretty darn cute, and then it has the OH FUCKIN'--fuck! moment that slays me and then it's makeouts. Pretty into it. Very short.
fandom:exo  fandom:kpop  author:staygame  pairing:chen/xiumin  type:short  type:criminallyadorable  type:makingout  type:justforfun  length:<1k 
december 2014 by blottingtheink
lovelyable: i dont even know what this is [ fic ]
so there's this dream jiyong has, sometimes, see.

|| Unfortunately, the dream bit is over half of this fic (this fic is tiny), but I like the ending image from TOP's perspective enough to save it. (GD hanging over the sink, brushing his teeth, turning to look up at TOP, groggy and just waking up--yes, please.)
fandom:bigbang  fandom:kpop  author:lovelyable  pairing:gdragon/top  type:domestic  type:drabble  type:short  length:<1k 
december 2014 by blottingtheink
hey shawty, it's your birthday - anaplian - Big Bang (Band) [Archive of Our Own]
Covert backstage birthday blowjobs. That's it. That's the whole fic.

|| Um. I think my favorite part of this was their ease with each other--particularly the sense that TOP and GD were ganging up on Daesung. The secret clothing-item switch. yes.
fandom:kpop  fandom:bigbang  author:anaplian  pairing:top/daesung/g-dragon  type:threesome  type:birthday  type:dynamics  type:short  length:<1k 
november 2014 by blottingtheink
吹一樣的風 - 5 leon drabbles
When Taekwoon first met Hakyeon, he felt unsettled. Sure, growing up he had always been forced to handle these kinds of people, but Hakyeon was something else than just another person who came a little too close a little too fast. Definitely something else, he thought to himself as Hakyeon cuddled up closer next to him on the train ride home that night.

|| What it says on the tin.
fandom:vixx  fandom:kpop  author:chulminator  pairing:n/leo  type:drabble  type:vignettes  type:short  type:softly  type:birdsongsweet  type:ust  length:<1k 
november 2014 by blottingtheink
rain sound - i wish you
Hongbin laughs. Somehow, at some point, he'd picked up this whole emotional, artsy flower boy thing as part of his image. He doesn't mind — it works for him and the company likes it a lot, plus it's an excuse for him to bring his DSLR along everywhere — but while Hongbin does like art, is certainly handsome, and definitely has emotions, the truth is he's not much of a romantic.

|| I really like this author's sense of character and possibility.
fandom:kpop  fandom:vixx  author:a-dead-koala  pairing:ravi/hongbin  type:short  type:characterstudy  type:softly  type:canonexpansion  length:<1k 
november 2014 by blottingtheink
rain sound - glasses / close the door
Hongbin looks up from his camera's display screen as Taekwoon reenters the waiting room.

"So what'd the doctor say? Is it migraines?"


"It's four in the fucking morning." Wonshik doesn't actually know what time it is, but he does know that he went to bed at three, they have a schedule at seven, and that he wants to get every possible second of unconsciousness he can before they have to wake up. "Why are you like this."
fandom:kpop  fandom:vixx  author:a-dead-koala  pairing:leo/hongbin  pairing:ravi/ken  type:vignettes  type:short  type:softly  type:sillysillyboys  type:preslash  type:criminallyadorable  length:<1k 
november 2014 by blottingtheink
rain sound - 大失敗劇! ヒョギ誕生日だってばよ!!
wonshik shoots hakyeon a last, desperate look, but the leader swipes his thumb mercilessly across his neck. wonshik's sigh is deeper than the han river. he forces himself to look sanghyuk in the eye.

"hyukkie, it's an awful movie."

|| This is so stupid. I love it. (I'm actually terribly into Ravi and N's characterizations, here.)
fandom:vixx  fandom:kpop  author:a-dead-koala  type:gen  type:friendship  type:teamfic  type:characterization  type:short  type:sillysillyboys  type:silliness  length:<1k 
november 2014 by blottingtheink
rain sound - bathroom politics
"Jung Leooooo, hurry up! Other people need to peeeee!" Jaehwan plasters himself against the bathroom door and whines obnoxiously, nearly toppling over when it suddenly jerks open to reveal a cloud of steam and an annoyed-looking Taekwoon, clad in nothing but a towel around his hips.

"Yah! So indecent!" Jaehwan cries, throwing a hand over his eyes in mock scandal. "I need to pee," he repeats.

|| Adorable dorm-dynamics. Background Ravi/Hongbin.
fandom:kpop  fandom:vixx  author:a-dead-koala  pairing:ravi/hongbin  type:gen  type:friendship  type:sillysillyboys  type:makesmesmile  length:<1k 
november 2014 by blottingtheink
Hokora - thehoyden - Hikaru no Go [Archive of Our Own]
Touya's steps slow to match Shindou, who drifts to a halt beside a tiny, dusty shrine.

|| I decided to rewatch HnG BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF, and as I get closer and closer to Sai disappearing it's like a constant ache, and anyway, I actually made a noise like a kicked animal at the end of this.
fandom:hikarunogo  author:thehoyden  pairing:hikaaki  type:posttext  type:grief  type:friendship  type:ouchmyheart  length:<1k 
may 2014 by blottingtheink
Virtue Needs Some Cheaper Thrills - roachpatrol - Calvin & Hobbes [Archive of Our Own]
The thing is: Hobbes would go, if they told him to.

|| I so rarely feel unfulfilled by a good character or what-if piece, but oh--I want 10,000 more words of this, you'd just introduced the CONFLICT, oh, it's a silver teaspoon, and I would like a trough, please.
fandom:calvinandhobbes  author:roachpatrol  type:gen  type:posttext  type:takeanideaandrun  type:softly  type:ouchmyheart  type:short  length:<1k 
february 2014 by blottingtheink
sacrament, sacrifice - maypop - Bottom of the River (Music Video), Bottom of the River - Delta Rae (Song) [Archive of Our Own]
By tradition, the night they came, she wore child-white and a wide leather belt to keep her guts in eating shape, if everything went wrong, and of her own choice she put boots on, because the ground was getting cold.

|| Based on the music video for "Bottom of the River," by Delta Rae, which I'd never seen before, but I love the song, and this is really great in some moments. I'd love to see it fleshed out even more, get more of the speaker's personality, but even so. Nice.
fandom:rare  author:maypop  type:gen  type:takeanideaandrun  type:short  type:becausecharacterlove  length:<1k 
january 2014 by blottingtheink
starcrossedsins: Where the moon should be [June 12th] [Fai, Himawari] [Tsubasa & xxxHOLiC]
It had been the girl he'd noticed first, all tumbling hair and shining eyes and shining smiles too bright to be real. She had stood out to him like an oddly instant beacon, a silent flash of recognition and sting; and long fingers tightened around the staff he was passing over as payment for the children in his own care.

Something about her had been wrong, too; something that made him want to pass his hand over those curls and soothe, to offer what little comfort he could.

(There was a law even baser than hitsuzen: Like seeks like. And understanding alone was more than either could have asked for.)

fandom:xxxholic  fandom:tsubasa  author:starcrossedsins  pairing:kurogane/fai  pairing:doumeki/himawari/watanuki  type:short  type:characterization  type:characterstudy  type:takeanideaandrun  type:ouchmyheart  type:somethingperfect  type:heavyheartedandlookingup  length:<1k 
june 2013 by blottingtheink
Probably Not On Purpose - Frea_O - Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]

It makes sense. The cover’s already there, and it’s easy to slip into Natalie’s Louboutins and arrange Pepper’s schedule. In another life, Natasha thinks sometimes, she’d be a personal assistant full time.

Pepper was one that taught her that assistants hold the power, after all, and Natasha’s definitely attracted to power.

Unfortunately, there are other things assistants have to deal with. Idiots, mostly. Your boss’s annoying boyfriend who won’t leave his lab and forgets to eat and sleep, and compares you to angry bees. Dealing with your boss’s sudden temper, which has the ability to literally level buildings.

|| Dealing with the time between the IM3 battle, and the end of the movie; how Natasha was invaluable.
fandom:ironman  author:frea_o  type:gen  type:characterization  type:short  type:posttext  type:insightful  length:<1k 
may 2013 by blottingtheink
All Our Friends - Anonymous - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
"So where'd you learn to shoot like that," Dave asks. There's blood still on his shirt, dried dark into the cotton. He moves to help her with the needle but she waves him off.

"Old friend of mine taught me," she says, and pulls the thread tight.

|| Oh shit.
fandom:homestuck  author:anon  challenge:ladystuck2012  type:comic  type:alphasession  type:backstory  type:ouchmyheart  type:beautiful  length:<1k 
january 2013 by blottingtheink
only if for a night - Anonymous - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
Kanaya is a "cleaner" for the mob, disposing of bodies--an exceptionally risky business. Jade Harley is a fast-talking FBI agent looking to get to the bottom of a huge crime ring. They meet and hit it off outside their respective professions and romantic hijinks ensue.

|| GORGEOUSLY drawn.
fandom:homestuck  author:anon  challenge:ladystuck2012  pairing:jade/kanaya  type:comic  type:mobau  type:nosburb  type:awesome  length:<1k 
january 2013 by blottingtheink
Reminder - Chapter 1 - Anonymous - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
The sequence of events occurring in this comic is set during Act 6 Act 4 at one particular point in the flash: when Roxy shoots created a fenestrated portal for Jane to jump through and ascend through a gate. I wondered what would have happened if Roxy decided not to follow her, and chose a different path. Enjoy!

|| Beautiful colors, wonderful idea, great Roxy voice. Love.
fandom:homestuck  author:anon  challenge:ladystuck2012  character:roxylalonde  type:comic  type:alternateuniverse  type:voice  type:colors  length:<1k 
january 2013 by blottingtheink
Invisible Citiez - norah - Le città invisibili | Invisible Cities - Italo Calvino [Archive of Our Own]
Marco Polo is kind of a dick.

|| AKSDJLAJSD:LV!!!!! Marco Polo and Khan--TEXTING. If you've ever read Invisible Cities, whether or not you liked it, run, don't walk. You'll like this.
fandom:invisiblecities  author:norah  challenge:yuletide2012  type:awesome  type:contemporaryau  type:epistolary  type:ohwownorly  type:myheart  type:somethingperfect  type:hilarifying  length:<1k 
january 2013 by blottingtheink
Fruitful - Resonant - Discworld - Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
The wedding of Cheery Littlebottom and Keen Slatequarry lasted precisely two and a half minutes, which made it by far the best wedding Sam Vimes had ever attended.

|| Oh god, yes please.
fandom:discworld  author:resonant  type:family  type:short  type:a+forgenderidentity  type:becausecharacterlove  length:<1k 
december 2012 by blottingtheink
Acarpous - Vintar - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
The only clock she hears tick-tocking involves carbon-14, and boy, she could talk for hours about it!

In which Jade English has better things to do than gestate.

|| Ohhhhh.
fandom:homestuck  author:vintar  character:jadeharley  type:alphasession  type:gen  type:backstory  type:characterization  type:characterstudy  type:awesome  type:endingiswhoa  length:<1k 
december 2012 by blottingtheink
you'll always be a stranger in a strange strange land - bestliar - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
“You’re moving to Brooklyn and the Oilers might be moving to Seattle! Maybe. Who knows.”

Nobody knows, not really. They just know it’s a mess.

“Anyway,” P.K. says, obviously changing the topic, “I have a theory about the world if that happens.”

“Yeah?” This is going to be good.

“What do Brooklyn and Seattle have in common? Hipsters. The NHL is trying to court hipsters!”

That’s a remarkably absurd idea, but John kind of sees the idea?

“No, think about it,” P.K. continues. “It’s the least popular major sport. Hipsters don’t like things that are popular. Hockey is very Canadian. Hipsters like Canadians! Arcade Fire is Canadian!”

|| Head. Desk. I.... oh god, what if this is TRUE. This fic is tagged as crack, but now I don't know what to think about my life anymore. AM I A HIPSTER????? am I going to be saying, "yeah, but I liked hockey BEFORE it was cool????" LOOOOL worst.
fandom:hockeyrpffml  author:bestliar  type:gen  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:hilarifying  type:justforfun  length:<1k 
october 2012 by blottingtheink
makes you work - overthetiber - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
Meenah and Karkat krill a little time. Or cull a little time. Crull a little time? ...Whatever.

|| WOAH. Not a thing I expected to want? But, hell yes, I accept. (This is just whetting my appetite: I want every Feferi, now, and every Meenah, and every version of besties to fucked-up kiss-buddies possible. Please and thanks, fandom.)
fandom:homestuck  author:overthetiber  pairing:karkat/meenah  type:short  type:kissing  type:dreambubbles  type:whatwedotoeachother  length:<1k 
september 2012 by blottingtheink
Middle Schoolfeeding Friendcrush - ashkatom - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]

|| AUGH! I thought as I began this that it was an AU, but it's NOT, and it's so beautifully characterized and happy-go-lucky about all their relationships that it makes me want to poke my eyeballs out with a pitchfork.

In a good way. In a really, reallly good way. (Tl;dr: We get to see their relationship nascent and easy, just fraught around the edges, and the knowledge of what comes next is a knife in the stomach.)
fandom:homestuck  author:ashkatom  pairing:terezi/karkat  pairing:terezi/vriska(kismesis)  type:pesterlogs  type:backstory  type:ouchmyheart  type:banter  type:voice  type:short  type:somethingperfect  length:<1k 
september 2012 by blottingtheink
its thoughtless objects - gogollescent - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
HSO br5 fill. Terezi and Vriska hangin' out in San Francisco.

On Alternia, no one would dare name a bridge golden unless it was the congealed consequence of a million leaking psiioniics. You find that you prefer the human approach, which, while ranging from the counterintuitive to the downright illogical, does allow for the cinnamon smudge that rides the milky horizon to fill your nostrils with its spicy breadth.

|| I'M. I'M GONNA DIE. OKAY, so. The prose is pristine. Terezi and Vriska's relationship--in these short 500 words--is heartbreaking and DEVELOPED. Terezi's POV, and the comparisons she makes between troll and human culture--oh my god. OH MY GOD. Sad and perfect in every single way. G O D.
fandom:homestuck  author:gogollescent  pairing:terezi/vriska  challenge:hso2012  type:postsburb  type:characterization  type:stylisticappreciation  type:ouchmyheart  type:feeeeeeeelings  type:ohwownorly  type:somethingperfect  length:<1k 
august 2012 by blottingtheink
and parrots fly from your open mouth - everlit (Ink) - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
Karkat has gone really still. He opens his mouth. Closes his mouth. Opens his mouth-- "No. On second thought, no. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking when I said I would do this. I have never had even the slightest desire to do this."

"Uh," John says. "Okay?"
fandom:homestuck  author:Ink  pairing:john/karkat  type:short  type:kink  type:dom/sub  type:workingitout  type:voice  type:takeanideaandrun  length:<1k 
august 2012 by blottingtheink
together they fight crime. - Laylah - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
Karkat wishes they'd be more professional about it, though. (Gamzee, Karkat and Kanaya. I know, right?)

AUGHHHHHH HAHAHAHHAHAAHA. Brilliant, like much of anything Laylah touches. Warning for blood.
fandom:homestuck  author:laylah  type:gen  character:karkatvantas  character:kanayamaryam  character:gamzeemakara  type:copau  type:silliness  type:takeanideaandrun  type:laughingmyassoff  warningtype:blood  length:<1k 
august 2012 by blottingtheink
Past John: Pester Rose for the first time - Chapter 1 - cest_what - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
TT: That's what I mean.
TT: I am not a good friend.
GT: i bet that's not true.
TT: That would be a singularly ill-conceived bet.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously. This hits both their voices IM-FUCKING-PECCABLY, and as the author says in the comments, the idea that Rose would be even more prickly and ridiculous pre-friendships rings so, so, so true. UGH. This gives me all the feelings.
fandom:homestuck  author:c'estwhat  pairing:john/rose  type:gen  type:friendship  type:voice  type:pesterlogs  type:characterization  type:feeeeeeeelings  type:workingitout  type:somethingperfect  type:personalcanon  length:<1k 
july 2012 by blottingtheink
I Don't Want No Fly Guy (I Just Want A Shy Guy) - Saucery - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles + Drunken Psychoanalysis = Win.

Yes. Good. V. good. In terms of actual characters that I care about, and want the best for?

This would be great.

Also, hot DAMN, Saucery could be, like, a lesson in dialogue.
fandom:teenwolf  author:saucery  pairing:danny/stiles  type:short  type:banter  type:justforfun  type:birdsongsweet  type:kissing  type:stylisticappreciation  length:<1k 
july 2012 by blottingtheink
A Little Brother - ninja_orange - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Brent Seabrook liked Patrick Kane's hockey story so much he decided to try his hand at fanfic.


ie: That one where Seabs writes kidfic based on Kaner's published work, which is actually just from that fic by thehoyden. *covers face*
fandom:hockeyrpffml  author:ninja_orange  type:gen  type:kidfic  type:ficinspired  type:meta  type:alternateuniverse  type:criminallyadorable  length:<1k 
june 2012 by blottingtheink
continue carefully, in degrees - Lake (beyond_belief) - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Right now, Mike just wants a nap, because if there's another thing he definitely hasn't done in the last two weeks, it's get enough sleep.

|| They aren't terrible, emotionally-broken dudebros, but I appear to have developed a serious hockey problem.
fandom:hockeyrpffml  author:lake  pairing:jeffcarter/mikerichards  type:criminallyadorable  type:birdsongsweet  type:short  type:cuddling  length:<1k 
june 2012 by blottingtheink
KARKAT VANTAS'S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS - mercurialMalcontent - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAa. Seriously, this is short, and hilarious, and well worth the minute or so it'll take.
fandom:homestuck  author:mercurialMalcontent  type:gen  type:faq  type:hilarifying  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:voice  length:<1k 
february 2012 by blottingtheink
Conscious Artificial Intelligence Up To No Good - dogtier - Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures [Archive of Our Own]
Sawtooth shows Squarewave a few new tricks.

|| OH MY GOD, robot porn. Done like robots. WOW. I don't even know my life anymore.

Warning: the author says that they don't believe that this is dubcon, but it is; there's a lot of pressure and wheedling involved, so.
fandom:homestuck  author:dogtier  pairing:sawtooth/squarewave  type:robots!  type:wtfuckery  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:takeanideaandrun  type:smmmmmmmut  warningtype:consentissues  length:<1k 
february 2012 by blottingtheink
My Little Devilbaby - Anonymous - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
TG: shut up strider las time we went drinking u passed out after two beers
TT: I was sick.
TG: yeah u were
TG: on the babies
TG: maybe thwats why my baby is so ffcuked up
TG: shes got vomit-induced trauma in her brain


this is my head-canon: RoLalonde is NOT ACTUALLY passive aggressive, she's just a huge fuck-up and loves her little devilbaby, and whatever, she's drunk! this seems like a funny game--
fandom:homestuck  author:stellarbird  type:gen  type:family  type:pretext  type:hilarifying  type:becausecharacterlove  type:awesome  length:<1k 
january 2012 by blottingtheink
She Goes Ding When There's Stuff - Story I Never Wrote Meme

Roachpatrol writes snippets from stories she never wrote. They are: Hemostuck Karkat's Blood Condition (hilarious), Jade&Terezi&Dave: Space Smugglers (heartbreaking--YEAH, I KNOW, WTF), Eridan doesn't kill SPOILERS Feferi (oh, my boy), Fef takes Sollux and Eridan shopping (hottt), and Dr. Who/Homestuck (awesome).

WTF, world.
fandom:homestuck  fandom:doctorwho  author:roachpatrol  type:drabble  type:short  type:ouchmyheart  type:hottt  type:characterization  type:takeanideaandrun  length:<1k 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
homesmut: Homestuck Kink Meme XII
Karkat arrives at an array of shelves that looks promising, but, of course, Terezi has to go and ruin that for him as well. This is why we can't have nice things, he tells himself, and it is completely, undeniably true.

They can't have nice things because Terezi Pyrope will get her saliva all over them.

John, don't take the trolls to the supermarket. Especially, love, all at once.
fandom:homestuck  author:anon  type:gen  type:justforfun  type:giggles  type:hilarifying  type:hijinks  length:<1k  type:forc'estwhat 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
Have You Ever Noticed? - Witchofnovember - Labyrinth (1986) [Archive of Our Own]
“Have you never noticed, in all your years of stealing babies, it's never the child's mother who ends up standing in front of you? Stepsisters, younger brothers, even wandering heroes. But no one I talked to had ever heard of a mom being here, before now. Do we create you, I wonder, or do you create us? Either way, human fairy tales have the same rules as your world. The authors never send the mother on the quest.”
fandom:labyrinth  fandom:rare  fandom:fairytale  type:gen  type:family  type:bamf  length:<1k  author:witchofnovember 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
It's Only A Matter Of Time Before You Make Out With Your Sister - Operamatic - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
Three years is a long time to spend with someone, and ectobiological siblings or no, John and Jade have always been more than friends. This is when they realize it, and then have makeouts.

|| Um. What it says on the tin?
fandom:homestuck  author:operamatic  pairing:john/jade  type:midtext  type:birdsongsweet  length:<1k 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
Work In Progress - Cygna_hime - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
A soulbot is not something you whip up in a matter of nights. Equius repurposes a personal project.

OH MY GOD FEELS; I just fell ass over teakettle for Equius in this.
fandom:homestuck  author:cygna_hime  type:characterstudy  type:ouchmyheart  type:genderidentity  type:takeanideaandrun  length:<1k 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
We Ride In - gatty - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
If you ask they’ll say they burnt like matches in a bottle of jack, blue pop crackle flames and exploding glass.


Human-stuck, I think? The Scourge Sisters will tell you about themseleves.
fandom:homestuck  author:gatty  pairing:terezi/vriska  type:ouchmyheart  type:alternateuniverse  type:voice  type:takeanideaandrun  length:<1k 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
the long and short of it - VastDerp - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
"What's this one?" John asks, and slides a black case from the pile at Karkat's feet.

"No way, asshole, you have enough trouble with our romantic comedies."
"But what is it? Oh my god, it's porn! You have troll porno, Karkat! That's why it hasn't got any cover art!"

"No, dipfuck, it's a classic film." Karkat glowers. "You wouldn't understand it. Pick something else."

...hee hee hee. (I KNEW THAT WAS COMING)
fandom:homestuck  author:vastderp  type:gen  type:justforfun  type:laughingmyassoff  type:thisisstupid  length:<1k 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
Lucky - inkhead - X-Men: First Class (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
Sean knows he’s lucky.

He’s lucky, for example, that he grew up tall and gangly, with narrow hips and easily-bound breasts.
fandom:x-men(firstclass)  author:inkhead  type:gen  type:a+forsexuality  type:genderidentity  type:myheart  length:<1k 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round - odditycollector - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
you're pacing the engine hold of your ship

which is your personal ship

which is the fastest ship

and you're screaming that

there are fifteen billion aliens on just that one planet

just that one

and I'm going to stop the mandatory culling and I'm going to give them back some control over their government


OH. MY. GOD. ohmigod. Feferi<3<Sollux--and how that could ever happen. The choice of voice and form in this is EXQUISITE.
fandom:homestuck  author:odditycollector  pairing:feferi/sollux(kismesis)  type:ohwownorly  type:takeanideaandrun  type:ouchmyheart  type:short  type:shiverrrrrrrr  type:voice  type:stylisticappreciation  length:<1k  type:forc'estwhat 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
Drop It Like It's Hot - roachpatrol - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
"They just watch," John says, kicking the mop bucket into the broom closet after a hard day's asteroid-cleaning. "I guess chores are like a spectator sport for trolls? It's pretty weird! But... that's trolls for you!"


....Buckets. This is not hot. But Karkat is. Karkat always is.
fandom:homestuck  author:roachpatrol  pairing:karkat/dave(kismesis)  type:short  type:hottt  type:wtfuckery  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:becausecharacterlove  length:<1k 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
2x First Time Combo - Chapter 1 - emilyenrose - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
hey uh i dunno if youre really super entitled to my womanly flower here pyrope you didnt even take me dancing, you say.

Timeywimey, and tz and Dave manage to have two separate first times with each other.

Overall delightful; warnings for Dave making jokes about rape.
fandom:homestuck  author:emilyenrose  pairing:terezi/dave  type:short  type:justforfun  type:silliness  length:<1k 
december 2011 by blottingtheink
Under The Suit (We Have To Work Together) - helens78 - X-Men: First Class (2011), The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Erik slips a hand onto Charles's shoulder as Fury finishes with the presentation, and Charles reaches up, fingers twining into Erik's and squeezing. It gets a look from Stark, who's either got a trace of psychic ability himself or is simply highly-attuned to people having sexual chemistry near him, chemistry that is taking place right in front of him but isn't trying to involve him.

He tosses them a smirk.

"No telepathic boning while we're all out saving the planet, huh?" he says.

This feels like it could easily slide into place inside a larger world, which I LOVE to pieces: the established character dynamics are fucking perfect.
fandom:avengers  fandom:x-men(firstclass)  author:helen78  pairing:erik/charles  pairing:tony/steve  type:short  type:characterization  type:justforfun  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:giggles  type:fixit  type:birdsongsweet  length:<1k 
november 2011 by blottingtheink

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