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the Muppet Contracts Chapter 1: Meeting Miss Piggy, an Angel + Muppet Show Crossover fanfic | FanFiction
When Angel Investigations takes the case of a murdered acting agent, they have no idea what sort of people they're about to meet. And things seem to be getting more complicated.
fandom:angel  fandom:the_muppets  genre:gen  genre:crossover  rating:2/5  length:30-35k  character:ensemble 
july 2015 by bernards_books
Series: Pretty Gentleman
First rule of action movie logic; check the body. Because if you don’t check the body to make sure they’re really dead, then the rules of movie logic says you deserve the knife that ends up in your back when you turn around. A villain who was a little less squeamish of blood would have known that.

Valentine doesn’t check the body, and Harry lives. This, perhaps unsurprisingly, creates a whole new set of problems for Eggsy, whose got a few…ungentleman-like urges when it comes to his mentor. Or, the one where Eggsy doesn’t get to watch Pretty Woman until after he realizes he’s living it. Harry/Eggsy, Movie Fix-it.

(first one is 3/5 or 4/5, but then it's all PWP and I get bored of that so...)
fandom:kingsman  character:harry_hart  character:eggsy_unwin  pairing:harry/eggsy  genres:au  rating:2/5  length:15-20k 
march 2015 by bernards_books
Deep Waters - AlchemyAlice - Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
His power's running low, the arc reactor flickering. Cold, rancid sewer water is rushing into the fissure at his torn up shoulder, filling up the gaps, rising along his neck in frigid fingers. He's been like this before.
fandom:avengers  fandom:marvel_universe  character:tony_stark  character:steve_rogers  pairing:cap/iron_man  rating:pretty_decent  length:5-6k  warnings:ptsd  rating:2/5 
june 2014 by bernards_books
The Importance of Truth - Stella Wind (stellawind) - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]
Mystery Spot AU. One Tuesday, Gabriel slips up, and Dean is sent to Hell months ahead of schedule. Now, this early Apocalypse wouldn't be a problem for Gabriel; he's ready for the Michael and Lucifer to have their family drama done with, but Sam Winchester has to go and make things difficult.
fandom:spn  character:sam_winchester  character:gabriel  rating:pretty_decent  genres:au  length:10-15k  rating:2/5 
june 2014 by bernards_books
Family Business - luchia - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]
Mafia prince Dean meets a weird guy named Castiel while working off his multiple parking tickets' community service at the Taft Ave Soup Kitchen. (And there's torture and PTSD and mystery and stuff.)
fandom:spn  character:dean_winchester  character:castiel  rating:pretty_decent  genres:au  length:35-40k  character:ensemble  pairing:dean/castiel  rating:2/5 
june 2014 by bernards_books
Pillars of Salt and Pillars of Sand - lls_mutant - Battlestar Galactica (2003), Firefly [Archive of Our Own]
When the Demetrius happens on a broken Serenity, they've got the parts to fix her. In return, Mal takes Kara Thrace and Felix Gaeta to Greenleaf to see this civilization. But Greenleaf isn't exactly Paradise, and when does anything ever go as planned?
fandom:bsg  fandom:firefly  genre:gen  genre:crossover  rating:pretty_decent  character:kara_thrace  character:felix_gaeta  character:malcolm_reynolds  length:15-20k  rating:2/5 
june 2014 by bernards_books
Mistake on the Part of Nature - idiopathicsmile - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

Steve takes in Bucky's betrayed look and Sam's confusion, follows Sam's gaze to the pile of mangled fruit in the trash can. Sudden comprehension fills his face.

"Oh," he says. "Bucky found out about bananas."
fandom:marvel_universe  fandom:captain_america  character:steve_rogers  character:james_buchanan_barnes  rating:pretty_decent  length:1-2k  genre:gen  genre:humour  character:sam_'falcon'_wilson  rating:2/5 
april 2014 by bernards_books
Mind the Cap
In the hospital, Sam Wilson waits for Steve to wake up - and in the meantime, he's got some company. And not just your average trickle of well-wishers. No. Turns out it's freakin' Grand Central Station beside Captain America's sick bed.

They have questions, and he doesn't have a lot of answers. After all, he's just the guy who arrived in the middle of the plot. But somehow he still manages to say the right things, because when it comes down to it they're all on the same team.


The story of how the Avengers alternately interrogate, pester, and adopt Sam Wilson.
fandom:marvel_universe  fandom:captain_america  character:sam_'falcon'_wilson  genre:gen  characters:the_avengers  rating:pretty_decent  length:4-5k  rating:2/5 
april 2014 by bernards_books
The Path of the Righteous Man...
***MAJOR SPOILERS for the Winter Soldier and Agents of SHIELD***

Phil's not dealing well with the events of the last few weeks. And when May points out that a certain sharp-eyed Specialist has disappeared off the map, he doesn't want to think about what that might mean. Goal number one: find Hawkeye. Goal number two: figure out the rest of your goals.
fandom:marvel_universe  fandom:captain_america  fandom:agents_of_shield  character:phil_coulson  character:clint_barton  pairing:clint/coulson  genre:gen  rating:pretty_decent  length:3-4k  rating:2/5 
april 2014 by bernards_books
Violent Appetites

Long before Will even stepped through the front door of Hannibal’s home, he knew that this invitation to dinner was not just an invitation to dinner. At the end of a therapy session Hannibal had said, “Please, let me cook for you,” and called him, “Dear Will,” and touched his arm.
fandom:hannibal  character:hannibal_lecter  character:will_graham  pairing:hannibal/will  rating:pretty_decent  length:2-3k  rating:2/5 
february 2014 by bernards_books
Can't Keep A Good Man Down

In which Phil Coulson finds death to be less well-organized than he had expected.
fandom:avengers  character:phil_coulson  genre:gen  genre:ghosts  genre:fix!it  rating:pretty_decent  length:3-4k  rating:2/5 
february 2014 by bernards_books
You've Begun to Feel Like Home

The one with the daemons.


Sometimes it takes a while to find where you belong in life, to figure out that the world isn't as black and white as you've always been taught it is.
fandom:hannibal  character:will_graham  character:hannibal_lecter  pairing:hannibal/will  genres:au  fandom:his_dark_materials  genre:crossover  rating:pretty_decent  length:15-20k  rating:2/5 
february 2014 by bernards_books
Her Kingdom As Great

What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied. A series of one-shots.
fandom:labyrinth  character:sarah_williams  character:jareth  pairing:jareth/sarah  length:20-25k  rating:pretty_decent  rating:2/5 
february 2014 by bernards_books
Turnabout Is A Confession

"Tell me about the first one," Will says, and Hannibal does.

Hannibal visits Will at the Baltimore State Hospital, where they continue to solve crimes and have conversations. The conversations are not exactly the same as before.
fandom:hannibal  character:will_graham  character:hannibal_lecter  genre:gen  rating:pretty_decent  length:4-5k  rating:2/5 
february 2014 by bernards_books
smilebackwards: Shared Custody [X-Men: First Class fic]
Summary: "I would like to date your sister," Azazel tells Charles after he makes a particularly fine point about Descartes' Discourse on the Method for which Azazel has no rebuttal.
fandom:x-men:first_class  character:azazel  pairing:erik/charles  pairing:azazel/mystique  rating:pretty_decent  length:2-3k  genre:fluff  rating:2/5 
february 2014 by bernards_books
Certainties - Anonymous - Discworld - Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. The anthropomorphic personification of one meets the man behind the other.
fandom:discworld  character:havelock_vetinari  character:death  rating:pretty_decent  genre:gen  length:3-4k  rating:2/5 
december 2013 by bernards_books
Neither Money Nor Praise - Anonymous - Sleepy Hollow (TV), Assassin's Creed [Archive of Our Own]
From the prompt: "BTW, I will pay you in literal internet dollars if you will PLEASE write the Assassin's Creed III/Sleepy Hollow crossover of my heart where Ichabod and Connor are friends."

[Short but sweet]
fandom:assassin's_creed  fandom:sleepy_hollow  genre:gen  genre:crossover  character:connor_kenway  character:abby_mills  character:ichabod_crane  rating:pretty_decent  length:1-2k  rating:2/5 
december 2013 by bernards_books
The Long Road Home - Scribblesinink (Scribbler) - Lord of the Rings (2001 2002 2003), Lord of the Rings (Novel) [Archive of Our Own]
Against all odds, Boromir survives Amon Hen. Ashamed and filled with remorse, he goes on a quest for redemption. Bound by his promise to a sick man, Faramir keeps the secret of his brother's survival. But as secrets are wont to do, the truth comes out eventually and Aragorn journeys north to bring Gondor's prodigal son home.
fandom:lotr  character:boromir  character:faramir  character:aragorn  genre:gen  genres:au  rating:pretty_decent  length:50-100k(novella)  rating:2/5 
december 2013 by bernards_books
A Captain and a Cause - rhymer23 - The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
“Daerion was dangling upside-down from an apple tree when the King came for the first time to Minas Tirith.” Thorongil touched many lives when he served in Gondor, more than at first he knew. This is a story of Aragorn in Gondor, seen through the eyes of a young boy from Minas Tirith.
fandom:lotr  character:aragorn  character:omc(s)  genre:outsider!pov  genre:gen  rating:pretty_decent  length:10-15k  rating:2/5 
december 2013 by bernards_books
The Captain and the Queen - evocates - The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
Three years after she was crowned the Queen of Gondor, Arwen finds Boromir in a small village near the Stone of Erech. Finding him seems easy when compared to her new Quest of bringing the Son of Gondor back home.
fandom:lotr  character:boromir  character:arwen  character:aragorn  pairing:arwen/aragorn/boromir  rating:pretty_decent  length:30-35k  rating:2/5 
december 2013 by bernards_books
first person singular - sncross_bigbang: The Righteous Man in the Shallow Grave (master post)
When an unidentified body is found in an illegal grave in a field in Pontiac, Illinois, the body gets shipped to the Medico-Legal Lab at the Jeffersonian for identification, and Death calls Tessa in with a warning: "The righteous man has broken, and the angels have breached Hell's gates."
fandom:spn  fandom:bones  character:dean_winchester  character:ensemble  genre:gen  genre:crossover  rating:pretty_decent  length:25-30k  rating:2/5 
november 2013 by bernards_books
Accipiter - Gunwild - Temeraire - Naomi Novik [Archive of Our Own]
It is 1775.

In the province of Pennsylvania, the only dragons in harness belong to the British Aerial Corps and the tribes of the Lenape. Calvin Priestly, a recent orphan, is part of neither. However, as they say, accidents happen.

Kidnappings happen, too.
fandom:temeraire  character:omc(s)  rating:pretty_decent  status:still_updating  rating:2/5 
october 2013 by bernards_books
lomonaaeren: Chapter One of 'Inter Vivos'- Vividness
Summary: AU. The Parseltongue incident in second year caused a more violent explosion in Gryffindor House than anyone could have foreseen. Harry, trying to withdraw from everyone except his two best friends, finds himself helped by people he couldn’t have foreseen either, first Snape and then Draco Malfoy. Sometimes, all it takes is one sudden impulsive throwing of a stone for the ripples of change to spread through several lives.
fandom:harry_potter  character:harry_potter  character:severus_snape  character:draco_malfoy  pairing:harry/draco  rating:pretty_decent  length:100k+(novel)  sub-genre:severitus  character:ensemble  rating:2/5 
november 2012 by bernards_books
StarDestroyer.Net BBS • View topic - Hull no. 721 - a fanfic
Long Star Wars fanfic, primarily OCs. Part One. A decent read if you can get past the somewhat odd and tech-jargon heavy writing style.
fandom:star_wars  rating:pretty_decent  length:100k+(novel)  character:omc(s)  character:ofc(s)  rating:2/5 
september 2012 by bernards_books
Fallout Kink Meme! - Fear the Reaper
Summary: Female lone wanderer comes to kill an evil m!courier and ruin Caesar's happy, shiny world. Takes place after the end of the game with m!courier siding with the Legion.
fandom:  fallout  character:f!lone_wanderer  character:m!courier  characters:the_legion  character:caesar  genre:gen  rating:pretty_decent  rating:2/5 
june 2012 by bernards_books
Passions: Another Choice, Another Foe Chapter 1: Prologue: A Choice, a buffy: the vampire slayer fanfic - FanFiction.Net
We all know the choice Buffy made that night in the warehouse. But, what if she made a different choice? What would the ramifications of that choice be for her and the Scoobies, and how would she cope? Starts in "Passions", goes from there.
fandom:BtVS  character:buffy_summers  characters:the_scooby_gang  character:rupert_(ripper)_giles  genres:au  genre:gen  rating:pretty_decent  sub-genre:vampire!giles  rating:2/5 
march 2012 by bernards_books
starandrea | (Sound of) Something Good | Dean/Cas, PG-13
Notes: NaNoWriMo 2011 ~ thanks [personal profile] marcicat! <3 This story was inspired by "The Sound of Music," in the same way that "The Lion King" was inspired by actual lions. There's a single father with seven children, a small amount of intrigue, and a war with consequences but little actual fighting. There are two four! non-graphic mentions of singing.
fandom:spn  character:dean_winchester  character:ensemble  character:castiel  pairing:dean/castiel  genres:au  rating:pretty_decent  length:50-100k(novella)  rating:2/5 
december 2011 by bernards_books
Captain and the King, The by plasticChevy - Stories - Henneth Annûn
AU story - Saruman believes Isildur's Heir is carrying the Ring, so he sends his orcs to capture the Men of the Fellowship. Aragorn and Boromir are taken prisoner at Parth Galen.
fandom:lotr  character:aragorn  character:boromir  character:faramir  character:merry  character:ensemble  genres:au  genre:gen  rating:pretty_decent  length:100k+(novel)  warnings:torture  warnings:blindness  rating:2/5 
november 2011 by bernards_books

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