Arthur Maxson is a young man with a very important and very stressful job. His mental energy is exhausted by his responsibilities. His physical energy by a punishing fitness regime. His... baser needs tend to end up taking a back seat.

Sometimes, though, it all just gets too much. That's why he's walking through the gates of Diamond City with a knitted hat pulled down over his ears and his overly-distinctive coat stuffed into a bag. Just an anonymous drifter, in town for a few hours.

What could possibly go wrong?

One day they'll have to stop this.
Because in the end, only one of them can rule Stilwater.

F!SS and Deacon play a drinking game, get a little tipsy and get a little frisky.

Maxson has it bad for F!SS, but is so used to BOS women basically throwing themselves at him that he doesn't know what to do. What's the next best thing? Having his way with a local prostitute that resembles F!SS... because it's her in disguise (and possibly undercover). Bonus for sassy F!SS that initially thinks her cover's blown, but her mouthiness is turning Maxson on even more... AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/5406260/

Preston Garvey is missing presumed dead when a daring escape from supermutants goes sideways. F!SS realises she loved Preston at least as much as she does Nate - and sexy times ensue when Preston returns.

This is a ridiculous shipping fic in which Yes Man constructs a virtual reality based on near inaccessible recordings of the world before the war and refurbishes it into a... very special present.

Another expanded version of the SRIV Matt/Boss romance.

Johnny Gat has been rescued from Zinyak and reunited with his best friend Red (f!Boss). Unresolved feelings, crazy sex, and creative emotional expression is sure to follow.

Forced to make an appearance at one of the Goththedral’s vampire fetish parties, the Saint's leader decides she should reward herself with a little bit of anonymous sex. But at a masquerade ball it could be anyone hiding behind that mask. Including the leader of a rival gang, one with an obsession for technology and the color blue.

Protheans do not have a word for "please." When Javik hears Shepard use it and discovers its meaning, he finds it clashes with the image he has made of her in his mind.

In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Other parts of the series: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5987685/1/Allies-Like-You-And-Me https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6379243/1/Lost-Like-You-And-Me https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7767218/1/Partners-Like-You-and-Me

I'd love to see a fic where a LI helps an anorgasmic f!inq become orgasmic. Preference leans toward Blackwall and Bull, but I've not played a Josie or a Sera romance, and maybe they have something to teach? If given a choice, I'd lean away from Solas - I'm still salty about him.

Solas lusts for a human, despising himself and her. He wants to be the air she breathes and the food that sustains her. He wants to be her sweetest poison and her bitter panacea.

Sebastian has been tracking Anders' movements across Thedas since the events of Kirkwall a year prior, with the intention of seeking justice once settled in his new role as Prince. Now that time has come, and Anders has disappeared. Without other options for aid, and with no idea where Anders may have turned, Sebastian goes to Ferelden to seek the help of Roslyn Cousland, Hero of Ferelden and Warden-Commander. Roslyn doesn't trust Sebastian or his motives for all they're worth, and she agrees to help him only as a means of seeing to Anders' safety. Their search takes them across Thedas, following Anders' trail.

Anders always did like Surana, even back in the tower.

Something happens to F!Cousland that drags up a lot of old anger towards Arl Howe and, not thinking very rationally and under a lot of stress, she redirects her anger towards Nathaniel. A tension-filled argument degenerates into very angry, very hot post-fight sex. Major bonus points if Anon can somehow turn it around at the end and make it fluffy.

Not enough Cullen. Must have more Cullen! I really enjoy angsty and/or dark fics (probably more than I should at my age), but would prefer it have a happy or at least bittersweet ending. Non-dark is also okay, though. I prefer het pairings, with a soft spot for Cullen/F!Surana, and F!Hawke and F!Amell tied for second. But I don't mind slash at all, so if you find it easier to write slash, that's a-okay with me. As for plot, that's up to anons! I just want more Cullen however I can get him. ;)

I have a thing for Awakenings!Anders. I need him to celebrate his freedom from the Circle by doing what (I wish) he loves best: going down on a helpless lady Warden until she comes, and comes and multiple comes and who is left a quivering, mewling heap of satisfied woman.

Nathaniel surprises f!Cousland and drags her into some secluded alcove/darkened hallway etc for some hot quiet!sex in Vigil's Keep. Bonus for light restraining and Nathaniel reminding her to keep it down. Double bonus if they've played this game before...

It's been too long since we had any F!Hawke/Carver incest. Just anything would do please!!! (Cookies, anyone?) As an idea: F!Hawke secretly longs for Carver and purges her need by getting it on with men that look like him. Carver knows. Will he change anything?

Sten gets cursed by a desire demon and has to go to a healer for help. Sexy help.

Cullen is out past curfew with the hopes of dealing with a little problem. Unfortunately for him, he's not the only one out and about... What's a girl to do?

Where he was dark, she was fair. Where he was unsure, she was certain. Where he was the villain, she was the hero. But they were both heroes, weren't they? He of River Dane, and she of Ferelden. The love story of the reluctant Wardens.

I'm quite interested in reading about Loghain treating a lady warden's injury after a particularly nasty battle. She becomes emotional, perhaps about losing Alistair or the fear of facing the archdemon, and he decides to comfort her with some sweet, gentle, sensual lovin' in her tent.

Or, the logical conclusion of tossing half-naked people into co-ed cells.

I don't know if in the game Sten ever accepts the F!Warden is female. So what if he takes matters into his own hands and investigates! Something dubconny to start with? However it goes from there would be anon's choice. Basically, Sten doesn't believe F!Warden could possibly be female, and has to find out for himself. Maybe just after the Ashes quest, when everybody has to strip down before the fire would be a good start. It should at least pique his interest since she'd be so bare - amirite Stenfans?

Alistair is King. Out there, he is a steady ruler. But behind closed doors, he belongs to her.

His Majesty is more anxious to get home to her than he lets on.

Loghain/F!Cousland She never realized what she had until it announced it was leaving for Orlais. Some angsty, going away sex is in order!

whenever a new batch of templars comes to the tower, they need to be taught how to recognize when different types of demons are attempting to possess a mage because this is the kmeme, we're going to focus on the lesson where the templars are taught to recognize the effects a desire demon might have take one f!mage, one templar teacher (I like greagoir for this, but can be an oc/someone else if you'd prefer) and any number of templar recruits watching (I like the idea that cullen would be among them, but again, not a requirement) as the teacher strips the f!mage down and explains to his class, with plenty of hands-on demonstrations, exactly how to tell if she's aroused, what an orgasm looks like, etc >> double points for templar powers used to elicit or inhibit sexual response >>> triple points for class participation

Cullen is struck by a rare malady known as "Essence of the Demon." Can he hold out long enough for the cure, or will the one woman he's wanted to put his vows to the test.

I'd like to start this off by saying that I love NPCs. I really, really do. That said, I want to see your Warden paired with an NPC. I'm talking as random as you please, so long as they aren't an LI or even a companion. Bann Teagan, Cailan, Shianni, Bella, Kaitlyn, Ser Otto, Ser Bryant, Ser Donnal, WHOEVER. The setting or the type of smut is completely up to you. I just want to read about Wardens paired with unorthodox characters. Gimme gimme! Multi-fills absolutely welcome.

Ser Otto/F!Cousland. He reminds her of the heroes of old, and she's the first woman to show interest in him for quite a while. Something soft and passionate, even loving. I just... really want some Ser Otto love. :(

Suppose Cailan previously met Elissa and was mesmerized by her beauty. He is shocked to see her at Ostagar, and feels genuinely sorry for her loss. Later on he invites her to his tent, where she cries and grieves. He impulsively kisses her and she responds. He hesitates going further but she tells she wants him. Elissa also confesses she is a virgin. He is aroused that she is a virgin and gently takes her.

The Warden encounters quite a few desire demons throughout the game, but never falls prey to one. I'd love to see a fill where one of those demons manages to give her a Fade dream, something intense and sexual. The Warden expects it to be about Alistair or Zevran, but the demon pulls a deep, buried fantasy from her subconscious and instead she dreams about getting fucked by Loghain. At first she's repulsed. Bonus if she eventually realizes she enjoys it. Also, bonus if she wakes up to a few very confused, concerned companions.

I would love to read about Loghain sleeping with an embarrassed and inexperienced Warden. She preferably would not be a virgin-- just someone who hasn't had enough sex to feel very confident in her abilities, especially with someone of his age and experience. Bonus points if he sweetly teaches her a few things. (:

But I wrote a bit of Alistair/F!Warden smut and I figured, you know, some people here might like that sort of thing. Features ever-popular Dom!Alistair, towards the end.

Warden Elissa was Anders BEST friend and the last woman he actually considered sleeping with. She left the Wardens before he did. He realizes the drunk in the Hanged Man is Alistair and he and Hawke try to sober him up. Alistair thinks Warden Elissa is dead from killing the Archdemon and regrets leaving. He also thinks Loghain is alive. Anders tries to explain that Elissa is alive. Months later Elissa ends up in Kirkwall. Alistair is sober but depressed. Anders and Hawke bring them together.

Yes, it is that much overused soulmate AU. But I haven't really seen anything for Origins/Awakening characters and this whole "freaking out about the name on the wrist" deal is a guilty pleasure of mine. I do like my angst so I prefer couples that despite their soulmate status feel that they can't or shouldn't be together (but in the end just can't resist). Femslash is also a big preference of mine because there's so little of it but het and slash are fine too. Smut is not needed but always welcome.

Loghain/F!Warden + self delusion + ritual Loghain/Morrigan = angstfest with h/c and happy ending

Faolán decides it's too hot out and takes matters into her own hands to cool off. Sadly, her antics attract the attention of her nemesis, and she opens her eyes to see Loghain standing on the bank.

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend." Sten and Adhara, a Dalish Warden, have little in common but disdain for the human race. But for two people thrown into the midst of Fereldan politics, this becomes a basis for friendship. Whether or not their mutual respect of one another will be enough to keep them sane is anyone's guess....

Warden/love interest are trapped somewhere, somehow. Snowstorm, cave in, traffic jam on the road to Denerim, zombie apocalypse (I hear they're starting a forecast for those in Redcliffe) whatever--they're in some sort of artificially enforced isolation. Other companions are cool to have around, but the show should focus on the Warden and their LI. Surely they can think of a way to pass the time.

The sudden influx of Loghain love around here lately has made this little writer anon so very happy. ^o^ But, seriously, can you ever have too much? No, I didn't think so. Post-Landsmeet. The Warden and Loghain clash, butting heads over everything until they discover a shared need for dom/sub relationship. The Warden's relationship with Alistair fizzled out before it could start when she realized he could never convincingly dominate her. How they find out this shared passion is the fun part and up to Anon! Maybe the Warden catches him spanking it and realizes he's getting off to thoughts of dominating her, or she stumbles upon his hidden cache of chains and cuffs. Mostly Anon just wants to see them go from I HATE YOU to ILU LET'S DO IT but in an unconventional way. (Bonus Cookies if the Warden is still a virgin and is going crazy-horny because she can't find the right type of man)

Morrigan/Alistair/F!Warden or Morrigan/Loghain/F!Warden threesome (preferably with a non-Cousland PC). During the dark ritual, Alistair/Loghain is having trouble getting it up, the Warden helps, threeway ensues.

She hadn't expected Alistair to show his true colors at the Landsmeet. She hadn't expected him to demand that she actually execute a man in front of his own daughter, and she'd never expected him to storm off when she refused to let him become King just so he could do it himself. She'd been flabbergasted at the compromise the nobles struck, while she stood trying not to sob in front of everyone important in Ferelden, deserted by the only person who meant anything to her and facing an indefinite tenure of co-regency with the man she hated most in all the world. She'd been dumbstruck when Loghain agreed to marry her, a Warden, an elf, and a mage for Andraste's sake, and she'd astonished even herself when she accepted his proposal.

Neal came into Peter's office and closed the door after him. He seemed pensive. "Um, Peter?" "What?" Peter looked up, caught himself blushing, and looked back down at his paperwork. "What is it?" "Your wife just asked me out on a date," said Neal.

Taking Isabela's place was either the worst decision of her life or the smartest...

The chantry has a vested interest in controlling their templars, and they're not eager to create an army known for forcing themselves on mages. So they find a solution! Every templar trainee who shows signs of being 'lustful' (getting caught masturbating, flirting with a pretty girl, popping an awkward boner in the chantry, that sort of dumb teenaged stuff) gets a lyrium brand under their bellybutton that prevents them from orgasming. Magical chastity belt! The only way to deactivate the brand (temporarily) is to have someone with a matching 'key' brand touch the two tattoos together. The only people the chantry gives these 'keys' to are the husbands and wives of templars. This also has the double-duty of marking your spouse as associated with the templars-- everyone knows what that marking on their hand means. Male templar of your choice got one of these brands as a teenager, and hasn't gotten off since. They're perpetually sexually frustrated and can't do anything about it. They can get so close to an orgasm, but right when it's about to happen, the magic kicks in and prevents it. Enter the lady warden, who really, really wants to have sex with her man. Where things go from there is up to anon!

When coming of age in a tower where mages are expected to serve the templars sexually, Solona must choose the course her life will take.

So...I was surprised I haven't seen this requested. You know why the quanari are grumpy all the time? Because I haven't seen any female quanari in Kirkwall (or any DA game, but I digress). Seriously, I walked into the quanari compound and saw all those muscular shirtless quanari lounging around sullenly and was like "yes please!" It might take a drink or two to get Hawke to do it, but I can see her on the Arishok's throne...with the Arishok. I'd prefer F!Hawke, and having Merrill and/or Isabella want some of the action too. End result: cheerier quanari and Hawke's saved Kirkwall through her...intense negotiations. ^_~

I want F!PC (no dwarves) to get the giant super relaxed by unbraiding his hair. Then they take a bath together, have moonlit smexy times, and then snuggle by the campfire. :3 Bonus points if she wears braids to and he undoes hers too.

From a kmeme prompt back on June 3rd: "Anders and F!Amell have been more than companions in the tower for quite some time. Cullen catches them in the act and Anders convinces Amell that Cullen should join. After all he has had a crush on her for many years... Points for 'not-really-gay-for-Anders-but-willing-to-put-up-with-him-if-it-means-getting-with-Amell' Cullen."

Phil's back. Tony and Pepper missed him. It's awkward.

McCoy loves eating pussy. It is his goddamn happy place. He could spend hours down there without getting tired. And obviously, he's good at it. Women have to drag his head away, they're so exhausted. Fic with this, please. Preferably McCoy/Uhura, though McCoy/girl!Chekov would work as well. Your choice as to whether he comes just from eating his partner out, or if he rises up and fucks them even further into oblivion than they were before.

Who knows what you'll find on the path to personal discovery?