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AC/Left 4 Dead 2 Crossover
The most random thing EVER. So I've been playing Left 4 Dead 2 A LOT, and suddenly had the random idea of a crossover between that and Assassin's Creed. Maybe Ezio and Altair are still alive (and look relatively young) due to the Pieces of Eden and find themselves caught up in the Zombie Apocalypse? The two stumble across the second set of survivors and proceed to flirt up a storm with them before heading off on their own? Bonus if Ezio flirts A LOT with Nick and Ellis. Maybe Altair admires Rochelle's handiness with shotgun?
Part1  AC1  AC2  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  genre:slash  genre:het  kink:flirting  crossover:Left_4_Dead  AU:crossover  AU:immortal 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Lorenzo/Leonardo anything. i just want a sassy, seductive lorenzo. and a "i reelee want this but i'd be cheating on ezio oooh nooo" leonardo. flirting, smut, w/e. this anon is not picky.
Part1  AC2  status:unfilled  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Lorenzo_de'_Medici  pairing:Leonardo/Lorenzo  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  genre:slash  kink:flirting  kink:cheating 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Giovanni/Leonardo flirting, could possibly lead to sex. up to you, writer/aritstanon. just make sure giovanni is extra ~saucy~ because, well, he is.
Part1  AC2  status:unfilled  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Giovanni_Auditore  pairing:Leonardo/Giovanni_Auditore  genre:slash  kink:flirting 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Spanish HotDog?
All right, I'm new on this but I find there tends to be a lacking of pairing from the handheld games, unless you cound Altair hitting on Maria, or typical Templar baddie. Requested Pairing: Ezio/Raphael Sanchez Kink: Seduction? Some sort of courtshipping mind games? Concept: This I found in the game manual that Raphael is quite a charmer himself. So being new to the city of Granada Spain, Rapheal is showing Ezio around, yet both assassins are distracted from locals. So each of them decide to take time to flirt with the local women, trying to compete with each other to see who can get the most attention. But then they turn on each other and "seduction/foreplay" begins.
Part1  AC2:Discovery  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Raphael_Sánchez  pairing:Ezio/Raphael_Sánchez  genre:slash  kink:flirting 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Ezio/Leonardo - wooing
I´ve seen many fics where Leo pines after Ezio, but I want to see the opposite: Ezio is hopelessly in love with Leo who - bright genius that he is - is completely oblivious to that fact. Also, the frequent hugs from Leo just make it harder for Ezio.
Part1  AC2  status:filled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  genre:slash  kink:flirting 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
It has to take place in Brotherhood, Ezio's time Ezio is looking for recruits and finds Desmond fighting the guards and decides to help and recruit him. Of course Ezio also finds Desmond attractive and flirts. Desmond freaks out and shoots him down or tries to. Whether Ezio suceeds in suducing Desmond is up to you
Part2  AC:Brotherhood  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Desmond_Miles  pairing:Desmond/Ezio  genre:slash  kink:flirting 
august 2014 by asscreedarchive
Ezio fails at distracting a gay guard with courtesans
I always thought it was kinda silly how EVERY guard would get distracted by courtesans. I mean, some of them could have a family and wife and actually be faithful. Some of them could be so dedicated to their work that they couldn't care less. AND some of them could actually be homosexuals. So... Ezio tries to distract a guard and constantly fails at it. Then, when he can't come up with anything else, he resorts to distracting the guard by HIMSELF XD. Cue awkward flirting since Ezio has never done it with a man before. How it goes from there is up to you but please don't kill the guard :D
Part3  AC2  status:filled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:guards  pairing:Ezio/guard  genre:slash  kink:flirting 
august 2014 by asscreedarchive
Malik/Altair, flirts
Can I get some Malik/Altair mutually and viciously flirting with each other? Vague insinuations in front of other people, less-than-subtle implications when they are alone, all of it sort of mean but sort of charming. That kind of thing. Anything with lots of tension that they are both aware of. It doesn't have to end with sex, but maybe Altair gets fed up with all the flirting by the end of the day and sort of concedes by, idk, vaulting over a table to make out with Malik. Or something. Please. D:
Part3  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  kink:flirting 
august 2014 by asscreedarchive
Robert/Altair or Leonardo/Altair
I don't know why, but I really have a craving to see these pairings. And I've hardly found anything so far (never seen Leonardo/Altair anywhere before, I think the dynamic would be hilarious.) If you include smut - it's optional, you don't have to, but I absolutely have nothing against it x3 - then please make Altair bottom. I would just love to see them hit on Altair and Altair being pretty stoic / clueless / oblivious! (lol captcha: 201 argree, what's that 201 angry people agree?)
Part3  AC1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Robert_de_Sablé  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  pairing:Altaïr/Robert  pairing:Altaïr/Leonardo  genre:slash  kink:flirting 
august 2014 by asscreedarchive
Through any means necessary...
Assassins have various means of collecting information. Intimidation, subterfuge, stealth. Seduction. Ezio's used this method before (coughLucretziacough), and the courtesans use it all the time. So, an assassin (or maybe Templar, I could see Il Lupo being a sneaky bastard like that) seducing their target. Preferably a not-so-obvious choice... You know who I mean.
Part3  status:unfilled  genre:slash  genre:het  genre:femslash  kink:flirting 
august 2014 by asscreedarchive
Ezio/Salai flirting
I was playing the da Vinci disappearance again today and I dunno how I missed that before, but... is Salai flirting with Ezio? Ezio lets it all roll off him, but I like to think he noticed. Please please someone write Ezio shamelessly flirting back? (I know slash is pretty popular. I've never really seen it with Ezio so... can he please be straight/bi? Would prefer it if Leo and Ezio are really just friends.)
Part3  AC:Brotherhood  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Salaì  pairing:Ezio/Salaì  genre:slash  kink:flirting 
july 2014 by asscreedarchive
So most of what little I've seen of this couple is Charles being hopelessly in love with Haytham, which thanks to his in-game behaviour... yeah, prettty likely. But I'd like it to be the other way round for this prompt, where Haytham is the one who first starts to think further than master/novice relationship and subsequently charms the pants right off his recruit. Bottom!Charles would be appreciated, but anything is fine.
Part5  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Haytham_Kenway  character:Charles_Lee  pairing:Haytham/Charles  genre:slash  kink:flirting 
august 2013 by asscreedarchive
Louis Mills/Haytham; flirting, rough sex
Haytham flirts with Mills but Mills, knowing what Haytham is, only responds jokingly to keep up his disguise. Over time, Mills just finally snaps since he loathes Haytham so much and kind of approaches Haytham with hatesex in mind.

Plot twist: Haytham really enjoys being dominated.
Part5  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Louis_Mills  character:Haytham_Kenway  pairing:Haytham/Mills  genre:slash  kink:flirting  kink:hatesex 
august 2013 by asscreedarchive
desmond and clay, restaurant au; possible shaundes/clayshaun
haha how do i even explain this with a title

(whispers that she is a long-time lurker but a first-time poster so please go easy on her umu)

Desmond is a bartender at this pretty nice restaurant (pretty sure restaurants have bartendters wtf) and Clay is a waiter and they're like best buddies!! Then one day a very attractive, very sassy cutie comes in (Shaun) and Desmond kind of finds himself falling all over himself because Shaun is so damn attractive; Clay seems to think so too (but is considerably less of a dork about it) cue both of them trying to get his number before he leaves the restaurant.


- Clay and Desmond are around the same age, but since Clay has worked there longer he takes to calling Desmond 'kid'
- Clay complains about how he gets shitty tips (but Desmond gets pretty good ones because he does cool stuff when he bartends, like throwing up bottles and whatever)
- Desmond spills a drink on himself as he's ogling Shaun (what a nerd) (...)
Part5  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Clay_Kaczmarek(Subject_16)  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Desmond/Shaun  pairing:Shaun/Clay  genre:slash  kink:flirting 
june 2013 by asscreedarchive
Cause I feel like almost everyone is flirting with Connor and he is flirting back.
Part5  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  kink:flirting 
june 2013 by asscreedarchive

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