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The Terror of Fanfiction
Here's my scenario:
A character, at times, gets a glimpse into some hypothetical fanfiction/fanart scenarios (they don't need to be currently extant irl) when
A) circumstances could theoretically allow the events of the hypothetical fanfiction/fanart scenario to take place,
B) it is, in an alternate universe, happening, or
C) both.
So, it's technically a kind of precognition/clairvoyance. Maybe your chosen seer can warp reality with this ability.

Possible scenarios, using Altaïr as our example victim:
-Altaïr, forced to cope with uncomfortably intimate knowledge of AltMal or other ships. Could turn traumatic, if you do this with an Altaïr/Robert de Sable work.
-Altaïr has to deal with visions of an AU where he's, like, a vampire or something.
-I read a nice fill where Malik turned Altaïr into his bitch. So, how would Altaïr feel about seeing/experiencing his alternate self being degraded like that? How would he feel, knowing that it's entirely possible?
-Altaïr accidentally peeking into another universe and learning Things Man Was Not Meant To Know.
-Altaïr watching his Modern AU self cry into his coffee in the morning.
-Altaïr accidentally ends up knowing the future. Or, everything.
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  genre:gen  genre:slash  AU:fourth_wall_breaking 
14 days ago by asscreedarchive
Aggressive TLC From the Fandom
Accidentally posted in part 5.
The fandom gets an opportunity to lavish love and care on some AC characters.

Some characters from Assassin's Creed are dropped in the real world. AC fans, of course, go fucking wild, especially when we figure out that they're the real deal.

Bonus points:
+"What sorcery is this?"
+As the title suggests, aggressive Tender Loving Care
+Ezio being a thot but we still love him
+Someone trying to teach modern knowledge to them. Cue potential terror.
+Malik getting to talk to other amputees. Altaïr, too, because we can't forget his missing finger.
+Leonardo being a nerd, and everyone scrambling because that's Leonardo Motherfucking Da Vinci
+Connor, moderately anxious
+Somebody from the fandom actually knows how to pronounce "Ratonhnhaké:ton" correctly and lords it over everyone else
+Somebody receives a Vibe Check
+Gen Z bullshit. Cue confusion and slight concern/terror
+"Bi, Frye, and Ready to Die"
+Somebody gets hit with an "ok boomer", especially if it's an AC character from the past
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:real_life 
18 days ago by asscreedarchive
Time Loop-y Thing
Accidentally posted to part 5. Altered a little from the original prompt.
Altaïr's regret creates a time loop of suffering.

One day, Altaïr arrives at Jerusalem, but suffers a stab to the gut— a slow and painful death. All he can do is ease his own passing.
He wakes up the next day, and arrives at Jerusalem. He's tired from the road, and a little disturbed by what must have been a dream, but is otherwise fine.

Altaïr always returns to that one day, suffering extreme agony and humiliation (have fun, sadistic authors) with every loop. There is never an exception, much to Altaïr's immense displeasure.

The only way to end the loop is to be forgiven for Solomon's Temple— it's a good thing Malik's just inside the city.
This prompt offers a variety of possible endings, which potential fillers are free to explore.
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  genre:gen  AU:time_loop 
18 days ago by asscreedarchive
Why Altaïr Is Aquaphobic
Accidentally posted in part 5.
A supernatural horror take on why Altaïr doesn't like water.

Altaïr fears the deep, for he knows what lies underneath. He sees the trenches when he closes his eyes, and feels its chill seep into his bones on a particularly terrible night. In the darkness, he sees the things that live there. They watch, and they call to him.
Altaïr is afraid, because he fears that he will become (or return to being) what lies underneath (what stalks the oceans as its fearsome lord, its horrific king).

I'd like to see what happens when he is forced under (especially by vengeful Assassins who didn't think his demotion was enough). I'd like to witness their terror (on both sides) as Altaïr is forced to become (or return to being) what lies underneath (its fearsome lord, its horrific king).

+Bonus points for the aftermath, and angst (especially transformation angst, I love it for some reason). Especially if others (Assassins, Templars, Guards. Civilians wouldn't be as satisfying, although would still be appreciated) arrive and recoil at the sight.
+More bonus points if Malik is somehow involved.

Thanks for reading. Even more so if you consider filling.
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  genre:gen  AU:monsters 
18 days ago by asscreedarchive
I'd like to see a work where Desmond lives, but not really.
Desmond's mind no longer has awareness— it has become a clump of memories and knowledge attached to an identity that isn't really there anymore.
So, who's piloting it? The answer: his ancestors.
For further confusion: give them powers.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:bleeding_effect  AU:not_dead 
18 days ago by asscreedarchive
D&D: Desmond rolls to seduce the dragon
Desmond's character (rogue or bard or thief or whatever), which he named after himself, is trying to seduce the dragon in their Dungeons and Dragons campaign.

He succeeds but not without some complications....

Other players in the campaign are the other modern gang, or the other game protagonists, up to you!
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  genre:gen 
october 2019 by asscreedarchive
Venom symbioses with Desmond
A ship full of Klyntar symbiotes is in orbit around Earth waiting for the 2012 solar flare to weaken the humans so they can descend and take over.

Somehow (mini short-range wormhole to the Klyntar ship, perhaps?) when Desmond activates the Eye, Venom comes down and binds to his body and keeps him alive.

Cue superpowered Venmond? Desnom? antics.

Optional twist: make it Protocreed AU- Eddie and Venom are already symbiosed and they show up later in the story, so the symbiote that comes to heal Desmond is Alex (or "Virus" or whatever Klyntar name you think is good.)
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  genre:gen  crossover:Venom  AU:crossover 
october 2019 by asscreedarchive
Desmond and the Assassin Kids
Can be time travel, can be present day. Either way due to one of the periodic 'purges' the Templars tend to do there is a group of homeless assassin brats that spot Desmond doing something assassiny and immediately latch onto him as a friend and Mentor. At first Desmond is very reluctant to take responsibility for the children and tries to get them to go to appropriate authorities, then realizes the futility of it and steps up like wow.

+if present day this occurs before Abstergo kidnaps Desmond, and he recognizes at least one of the little kids from the Farm. Then he has to deal with the realization that someone actually does want to kill him, be it Templars or someone else.

++ if time travel is involved Desmond ends up becoming an actual historical Mentor, time loop achieved. His command is lesser known because it was rather peaceful, the brotherhood suffering no further setbacks after he unified what remained post purge and very much pushed the lets make everything look like accidents philosophy.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  genre:gen 
september 2019 by asscreedarchive
AssCreed Siren crossover!
(Siren is a fantasy drama series available on Hulu.)

The Templars are obviously coworking with the military. Sometime after episode 4, Ben and Maddie have to get away because the authorities know they're involved with Ryn. They find their way to the Assassins.
Shaun or William is like "Mermaids? Huh I did see something about that somewhere in some Abstergo file... I thought it was bunk, but apparently not."
Mermaids could be a prior experiment of the Isu because Earth is primarily covered by water so why the hell not make a slave species that lives in water!? The mermaids were made TOO STRONG though and they rebelled far earlier and their rebellion was SUPER successful.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:William_Miles  genre:gen  crossover:Siren  AU:crossover 
september 2019 by asscreedarchive
Altaïr the royal bodyguard
Have gone through a spree of 'Malik ends up as Altaïr's bodyguard' fics and I am very disappointed at the severe lack of the other way around.

So, that.

Malik's a king or something and is in conflict with Al Mualim's forces and Altaïr is Al Mualim's prize general/warrior/bodyguard/whatever. Malik's forces have won, Al Mualim is dead, and Altaïr becomes the spoils of war. Malik's advisors push for him to be executed, since he was the one who killed Kadar on the battlefield (and cost Malik his arm), but Malik has another 'punishment' in mind: be Malik's 'loyal' bodyguard and personal servant for the rest of his life.

What does Malik hold over Altaïr's head to keep him in line? (Doubt the threat of corporal punishment would work very well on Altaïr...)

When/How do the pair go from detesting each other and deliberately pissing the other off, to forming a bond tighter than brotherhood? (Can be gen or slash...feel free to drag that shift out, I'm a sucker for slow burn)

Drag in as many AC characters as you want--go nuts, have fun.
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  genre:gen  AU:bodyguard  AU:royalty 
june 2019 by asscreedarchive
Stargate Crossover with Origins
Somehow, someway instead of Abstergo finding Bayeks remains it is a random Egyptologist dig funded by SGC/The Trust/Russia. And it's not his remains, but actual bayek + senu in a mcgyvered sarcophagus. Misunderstandings abound!

+Daniel is the only one who can translate.
+Anubis Armor, and the first Jaffa to make a 'nose drips' joke gets angry bird to the face.
+Flaming sword.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  AC:Origins  status:unfilled  character:Bayek_of_Siwa  character:Senu  genre:gen  crossover:Stargate  AU:crossover  AU:not_dead 
may 2019 by asscreedarchive
Fluff please!
The end of Uprising was so unsatisfying! Can someone write something where Elijah has been adopted by Harlan and Arend, and it's just feel-good family happy times?
Part6  AC:Uprising  status:unfilled  character:Elijah_Miles  character:Harlan_Cunningham  character:Arend_Schut-Cunningham  pairing:Harlan/Arend  genre:gen  kink:fluff 
april 2019 by asscreedarchive
Desmond defended by ancestors
Some kind of time-travel shenanigans result in the modern assassins meeting one (or more) of Desmond's ancestors, who Take Issue with how shoddily William treats his kid. Punching may or may not be involved.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:William_Miles  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:time_travel 
march 2019 by asscreedarchive
Imagine... that scene where Kidd reveals herself to be female, but then Edward says "shit, me too!"

Maybe trans-guy!Edward or maybe it's nothing more than a disguise. What led up to this? What happens next?
Part6  AC4:Black_Flag  status:unfilled  character:Edward_Kenway  character:Mary_Read(James_Kidd)  genre:gen  AU:trans 
march 2019 by asscreedarchive
AC and Codex Alera fusion
Ok, for those who don't know: the Codex Alera is a 6-part series from Jim Butcher. IMO, it is the best damn fantasy series ever. Combine the Lost Roman Legion, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Pokemon (yup), and maybe a touch of Starcraft, you have the Codex Alera. Go to Wikipedia, TV Tropes, or the Codex Alera wiki for more detailed info, but basically, every person can "craft" with different elements (water, earth, fire, metal, wood, air), each with their own special abilities (ex. water=healing, earth=strength, fire=manipulate emotions, metal=weapons mastery, wood=camouflage, air=flight) and accompanying Furies (the physical embodiment of that element). Some people have only one Fury, while some have many (typically, having multiple Furies means one is stronger, but this isn't always the case).

So, yeah... Fuse that into the Assassin's Creed world. How do the Templars and Assassins view crafting? WHERE did crafting come from? Who has what for crafting abilities and what kind of crazy stuff do they pull off with it? And where does this all leave Desmond?

OR Pick a random character. Dump them into the world of Alera. Do they remain furyless (which would make them stand out), or do they suddenly find themselves manipulating /pick element/ (and promptly freak out)?
Part6  status:unfilled  genre:gen  crossover:Codex_Alera  AU:crossover 
march 2019 by asscreedarchive
Disney's Gargoyles
Has anyone asked for a cross with the 90s cartoon Gargoyles? (God, I miss that show so has my first OTP) It'd be an interesting fit, what with the ancient mystical civilizations and the existence of fae and magic from the Gargoyles lore. And all the architecture our assassins are scrambling over is just begging for some interesting sculptures that can only be seen during the day.

Create your own clan, or used an established one. (Ex. Aveline running across the Mayan/Guatamalan Clan)
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  genre:gen  crossover:Gargoyles  AU:crossover 
march 2019 by asscreedarchive
Desmond gets cloned
I haven't waded too far into the meme, so I have no idea if this has been prompted yet (it prolly has tho...)

Anyway, the Templars get their hands on Desmond's DNA and clone him. Clone!Desmond has all the assassin skills and then some. He has zero memories from the original Desmond, or so Abstergo thinks--he has some flashes that leave him a little confused--and has been trained to be completely loyal to the Templar cause.
The Templars set him loose and he hunts down various Assassins, ala Shay. Then Clone!Desmond comes across Rebecca, Shawn, and/or William and things make a sharp and very confusing U-turn.

Up to filler if Clone!Desmond is curious about these people who claim to know him or if he kills them right away (or later after getting their story).

Also hoping for a scene where the Assassins give Clone!Desmond a choice of staying or going (they just can't bring themselves to kill him), of learning about Desmond or pursuing his own life, etc, cuz seriously, this guy has had zero choices in his 5+ year life span.

Punch me in the feels.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:Rebecca_Crane  character:William_Miles  genre:gen  AU:clone 
february 2019 by asscreedarchive
Stripper's Creed
Modern setting.

The Assassins need info to get closer to their target is by infiltrating a strip club.

No, they aren't going for entertainment purposes. They ARE the entertainment.

Mission can call for only one Assassin to go in, or a whole herd of our favorite Assassins. Who has to be blackmailed/forced/ordered into doing this mission? Who is totally looking forward to struttin' their stuff? Who is blushing the entire time? And most importantly, who gets the most money/phone numbers shoved down their pants?

Nothing but pure crack. Have fun.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:modern  AU:stripper 
february 2019 by asscreedarchive
Desmond Bleeding Random Ancestors
Specifically, Giovanni, and afterwards noting the differences in how he and Ezio went about the business of being an Assassin. Does Desmond start acting all fatherly to Shaun? Flirting with Rebecca, thinking she is his wife? Would Giovanni have words to say about the state of the villa, or, if during/post AC3 the state of his supposed fellow assassins?
Part6  AC2  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Giovanni_Auditore  genre:gen  AU:bleeding_effect 
november 2018 by asscreedarchive
Gods vs. Goddess (ACII + Origins)

Honestly, I just want these two darlings running around where everything is okay and nothing hurts.

The threat of Juno is a bit greater than anyone living suspects, and if her influence is allowed to grow it could cause ripple effects in the afterlife. After all, she intends to set herself up as a goddess and the last thing the Heavens need is a time/dimension spanning Crusade. But there are RULES, and TREATIES, and the pantheons can only act indirectly through mortal agents.

But what is a god to do when your people are either extinct, converted to another religion, or just plain out of priests capable of correctly interpreting the message? Well, when your providence covers both death and rebirth you got options. Enter Osiris, who hunts down the last Medjay who didn't get to Medjay, and offers Khemu the chance to grow a bit and like his father protect Egypt and as it happens the World.

(Bayek may object, but for plot purposes there is too much risk of an adult soul getting 'weighed down' by a second life and not making it back to heaven/the field of reeds upon death.)

Khemu accepts, but while language barriers aren't really a thing in death no one still living speaks his language. Enter Petruccio. Being formerly dead as well, they can understand each other just fine, and together Petruccio and Khemu travel the world(?) on a mission to hunt down Precusor temples and scrub Juno from the earth. And maybe collect some delicious fruit along the way.

Bonus: This takes place during ACII: Brotherhood because Ezio deserves something nice.

Extra Bonus: Khemu teaches Petruccio how to see through an eagle's eyes.
Part6  AC2  AC:Origins  status:unfilled  character:Petruccio_Auditore  character:Khemu  genre:gen  AU:not_dead 
october 2018 by asscreedarchive
Master Assassin Claudia Auditore
So I've seen prompts about Ezio's other brothers surviving, but what if it was the other way? What if Ezio was also hanged with his father and brothers? What if Claudia becomes the master assassin and the prophet, what would change? What would she do to get revenge for her family?
Part6  AC2  status:unfilled  character:Claudia_Auditore  genre:gen  AU:role_reversal 
october 2018 by asscreedarchive
Slice of Life Psychic Medium Desmond.
What it says on the tin. Eagle Vision is a psychic ability that usually lends itself to seeing the 'intent' AKA psychic aura around a person, but can also be trained up to including bonding with animals and borrowing their senses. It also includes ghosts, because how else do you explain the cut scenes after a successful assassination?

As long as he can remember Desmond has been able to see and talk to ghosts. His parents thought he was just an overactive kid wanting more attention and brushed it off while assigning more training. Desmond learned to keep quiet about his spectral friends. Then when he's older he runs away with his ghost friends help - the best lookouts are the invisible ones!

Life is good, until Abstergo starts getting involved, but there is a new ghost on the block that arrives with a warning just in time for Desmond to scatter. Now it's Desmond and the dead 'Sixteen' versus Daniel Cross and his own angry ghosts.

+If Ezio is around as a ghost, so is Sophia.

+Ghost!Kadar makes a lot of snarky comments about how the quality of novices has gone down and is be responsible for most of Desmond's actual Assassin training.

+Those handled a PoE during their lifetimes have the ability to cross back and forth between the worlds of living and dead at will. Usually this takes the form of them bursting in a confetti of feathers, hence where angle imagery comes from.

+There is at least one old school assassin hanging around who keeps trying to convince Desmond to cut his ring finger off. "I don't even have a hidden blade!"

+Sometimes random ghosts show up the bar and Desmond helps them talk out issues and cross over.

++Daniel Cross is also a strong medium, however he can't tell the difference between bleeding effect and ghosts and does his best to ignore them. The fact that Desmond talks to and takes advice from his TERRIFIES the man.

+++Ghost!Clay is only half sane and still sometimes thinks he is in the animus.

++++Abstergo never successfully captures Desmond and he continues to think all the kidnap attempts are actually his Dad's crazy cultists trying to drag him back to the farm. The Ghost Gallery is not All Knowing, and don't have any evidence against this. Hilarity ensues.
Part6  AC1  AC:modern_assassins  status:filled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  genre:gen  AU:ghost 
september 2018 by asscreedarchive
Malik grows a beard
... Obi-Wan style. Not long like al-Mualim, but shorter and bushy. Maybe he has problems shaving after his injury? I want to see people react to it.
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  genre:gen 
august 2018 by asscreedarchive
Mother Mentor
AU where Desmond's mother is the Assassin leader instead of William. How would the events of the modern day be altered? Would Desmond still have run away? Looking for drama/fluff/hurt/comfort :-)
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Desmond's_mother  genre:gen  kink:hurt/comfort  AU:misc 
august 2018 by asscreedarchive
Connor's Freelance YELP Reviews
Post AC3 Desmond lives, but now has all three (maybe four if Haytham is included) Master Assassins as fully formed entities taking up space as voices in his head. Connor is determined to be the best Ancestral Spirit he can be!

Somehow this includes leaving YELP reviews on the people/organizations that Desmond takes jobs for as a freelance spy/mercenary/courier. Also, possibly, a blog.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  genre:gen  AU:not_dead 
july 2018 by asscreedarchive
The Power in the Vatican Vault is... Malik Al-Sayf
Instead of being killed by Abbas, Malik was somehow put into stasis and sent off to Templar lands -olive branch, maybe?- where he somehow also got stuck in Minerva's vault. After Ezio punches the pope and enters he doesn't find a recording by Minnie but a cranky, just woke up Malik who has no patience for all this drama.

+Malik kicks Templar ass during their escape, and comments on how the quality of their enemies had gone down.

+Malik making ALL the sassy comments but no one can speak his language. So sad.

+Malik seeing Altair's statue and just... I don't know... exploding and finding a translator to share ALL THE EMBRASSING STORIES. Like, why do you guys have a statue to a NOVICE in your basement? Seriously? Let me tell you the time he got booted back to novice for being an arrogant dumbass.
Part6  AC1  AC2  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  genre:gen  AU:apple_shenanigans 
july 2018 by asscreedarchive
Modern Assassins Timetravel and Become Pirates
See subject line. Just good times and happy feelings sailing on the deep blue with periodic bursts of hectic heart pounding action. Desmond is obviously the Captain because he's the only one who actually knows how the ship works.

+Because Lucy died in the Temple, she got dragged along for the shenanigans.

+Clay too, because Animus in vicinity when everything happened.

+Rebecca laments lack of decent smithing facilities on a ship. You know. Being wood and all.

+Shaun gets to demonstrate leet mast climbing skills... however you want to take that.

+William dealing with the fact that there is no return to the future and all he can do is CHILL and STEAL SHIT and accept his son is not going to be taking orders but giving them.

+At some point Desmond and Clay fill a chest with bars of soap and bury it on a deserted island. They then fell two palm trees to mark the spot with an 'X'.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:Rebecca_Crane  character:Lucy_Stillman  character:William_Miles  character:Clay_Kaczmarek(Subject_16)  genre:gen  AU:not_dead  AU:pirates  AU:time_travel 
july 2018 by asscreedarchive
Screw the Timeline, I am Out of Fucks to Give AKA GuardianAngel!Desmond
Can be Gen or Desmond/Ezio.

In the process of saving the world, Desmon's humanity is burned out and he evolves into a creature beyond space and time. With wings. And solar/fire control. Some might call him an Angel. And because he's a new baby near goldy thing idle thoughts have consequences. Like his thought that instead of being alone in a cave to be killed and/or captured he'd really wish he could be with his family.

And then he is. But, see, because animus all his familial feelings are wrapped up in Auditore drama. And he seems to have gotten spat out years before Giovanni and his Ezio's brothers were hanged! Thus, intangible and undetectable (except by animals, because traditionally acute supernatural senses and possibly through Eagle Vision) Desmond just starts following around his Ancestors (Desmond: I don't know what's going on, but this Auditore family Soap Opera is HILARIOUS from the 3rd person), causes some grief for their harassers (why is there a bucket of flour over the door?!) until the Conspiracy goes off.
Part6  AC2  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Ezio_Auditore  pairing:Desmond/Ezio  genre:gen  genre:slash  AU:angels  AU:not_dead  AU:time_travel 
july 2018 by asscreedarchive
Petruccio follows after Ezio
What if Petruccio, being (no pun intended) sick of staying at home all the time due to his weak body, decides to sneak out and follow after his brother Ezio the day Giovanni sent Ezio out to send the letters? And as a result of being with Ezio the whole time, Petruccio wasn’t captured like his father and eldest brother did and is spared from the execution that came the next day before later escaping Florence with his surviving family to go to Monteriggioni?

What gets changed? What gets butterflied away? Would Maria Auditore be less likely to stay in her catatonic state with her youngest child to be around with her? Would Petruccio eventually join the Assassins one way or another?
Part6  AC2  status:unfilled  character:Petruccio_Auditore  character:Maria_Auditore  character:Ezio_Auditore  genre:gen  AU:not_dead 
june 2018 by asscreedarchive
Elijah and Elina friendship
For anyone who's familiar with the Uprising comic storyline: what if (pre- or post-juno being defeated) Elina Berg and Elijah Miles meet and have a good relationship. Friendship and bonding over uhhhh they both have absent fathers or something else they can find in common. Just some fuckin fluffy kid fic yo.

Bonus pts, optional but would be liked :)
- Elijah has been adopted by Harlan and Arend
- the kids hope for a future of Assassin-Templar unity
- one or both kids is trans
Part6  AC:Uprising  status:unfilled  character:Elijah_Miles  character:Elina_Berg  genre:gen  kink:fluff 
june 2018 by asscreedarchive
Abstergo Entertainment GDPR
What kind of email would Abstergo Entertainment send out about GDPR stuff? Does this interfere at all with their saving of everyone's genetic memories? XD
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  genre:gen 
may 2018 by asscreedarchive
Desmond the Corgi Assassin
Jacob can’t figure out how to tell Evie that he’s accidentally dognapped/adopted Mrs. Disraeli’s dog, or why said dog turns blue in eagle vision.

Desmond really doesn’t know why he’s a dog, either, or in 19th century London. Just when he’s getting used to a pampered life courtesy of his new owner, he meets Jacob. He can’t ever leave the Templar-Assassin war behind, can he?

Evie just wants to know why the hell there’s a corgi on the train.

Optional bonuses:
+Desmond still being his usual snarky/sarcastic self.
++Desmond initially “helps” Jacob with his missions because 9/10 times Jacob just makes the situation worse. He mostly does it on the off chance that it wasn’t a dream and Shaun somehow was watching just to mess with him. (Somehow, this leads to him trying to help clean up Jacob’s mess, however limited that may be.) (Shaun is Not Amused™.)
+++The Rooks gladly accept Desmond as their gang dog and will defend him tooth and nail. “I’ve only had Desmond for X amount of time and if anything happened to him I’d kill everyone in the room and then myself” has never been more true.
++++If Desmond is turned back into a human (through the use of the Shroud of Eden?) he either still retains some canine characteristics (barking, heightened sense of smell, dog ears maybe, etc) or is adamant on being turned back into a dog.
+++++Jacob enlisting Desmond’s help in getting between Henry and Evie. (Alternatively, Henry and Desmond just chill out in his shop.)
++++++Evie catching onto Desmond’s intelligence, especially when she’s discussing their missions or has him nearby when she’s reviewing files and his eyes are moving as though he’s reading it. (It doesn’t help any when she catches him reading street signs to find a specific food vendor that one of them mentioned the other day.) (Alternatively, Henry or an associate figuring out Desmond’s true nature and when/if they try to say something about it, the others don’t readily believe them. He has far too much fun with them over this.)
+++++++++The Templars are more concerned about Desmond than the Fryes. (Truthfully, so is everyone else.)
++++++++++Desmond, somehow, is a better assassin as a dog than as a human. He even has a higher success rating than both Fryes. Templar fell out of a building? Desmond (accidentally?) tripped him. Those files that they couldn’t find, even with eagle vision? Up on the desk now. (Extra if only Henry realizes this and is bemused.)
Part6  AC:Syndicate  AC:modern_assassins  status:filling  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Jacob_Frye  character:Evie_Frye  AU:animal_transformation  AU:time_travel  genre:gen 
march 2018 by asscreedarchive
Aya and Khemu fluff
Like the topic says, can I have some sweet happy times of Aya and Khemu please ? <3
Part6  AC:Origins  status:unfilled  character:Aya_of_Alexandria  character:Khemu  genre:gen  kink:fluff 
january 2018 by asscreedarchive
The reason why modern day historians claim that the Medjay don't exist in the Ptolemaic dynasty...
Is NOT because there's no evidence of it, but rather that the actual physical evidence left behind made the last Medjays by Cleopatra's time sound too fantastical to be considered as having really existed.

Even Abstergo/Templar-affiliated archaeologists were skeptical of local claims, especially the ones coming from Siwa. Not helping were the awesome weapons Bayek and Hepzefa had.

"Nonsense. The Medjay were no longer mentioned after the 20th Dynasty."
"There are keystones showing us that they still existed in Siwa even after that!"
"And most are gone or destroyed to even give your proof."
"We have graphite prints preserved in paper—"
"Yeah, and one of them had a flaming sword!"

And that's why it only took Layla having to relive Bayek's memories to finally prove that they're real.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  genre:gen 
january 2018 by asscreedarchive
ACIII, Kilt Check!
So, I follow John Barrowman on social media:

(Summed up if you can't watch the video, he lays on the floor saying "This is the first kilt check of the day!", a man in the kilt stands over him, and says: "Yep, it's all there.")

Of course, I stumbled upon this gem as playing ACIII, and I'm now surrounded by red coats in kilts. Hit me, anons. Who's doing the first kilt check of the day? Connor? Haytham? Someone completely random? You decided.

It can lead to sexytimes with the red coats in question or not. Don't mind if it dubcon or noncon. Just appreciating those men really wearing those kilts.
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  genre:gen  genre:slash  kink:clothing 
november 2017 by asscreedarchive
Arno Can’t Whistle
Everybody who has played Unity knows that Arno’s can’t whistle. I’m probably asking for a lot considering this kinkkmeme is almost dead but ... someone give me a reason why Arno can’t whistle. Did he just never learn? Does he sound like a dying whale? Does it sound like he’s trying to imitate a fart because he can’t properly curl his tongue or whatever? (Not that I know how whistling works, shamefully...) Does anyone find out? Does he attempt at whistling, attracts attention but the guards let him go because they’re laughing too hard at him for it? Does this get resolved and he’s just an old man ecstatic to finally know how to whistle? Honestly, I just want something really comedic but anything goes.
Part6  AC:Unity  status:filled  character:Arno_Dorian  character:Élise_de_la_Serre  genre:gen 
november 2017 by asscreedarchive
Pregnant fem!Kadar
Kadar is pregnant, but what's she gonna tell Malik?
Que distressed Malik believing Kadar was an innocent virgin and wanting to murder the father.

Whether she knows the daddy or it's a one night stand is up to anyone (i don't mind Kadar's pairing). Altmal loved if any pairings added!
Can be mpreg instead if preferred
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  genre:gen  kink:pregnancy  AU:genderswap 
october 2017 by asscreedarchive
Modern Connor
Okay but modern Connor is usually drawn either very Native-American-looking or just a regular guy. But you know what? I think he has a bit of a punk vibe going on, and that's with living in times when punk rock didn't exist (because Rebelion and Mohawk haircut = punk rocker to my hopelessly rocker mind. Or Connor apparently. Please don't hit me)
So modern Connor who looks Native but also somewhat punk, please (maybe it started as a thing to annoy Haytham but grew on him) (he probably likes other music too (what?) just has a lowkey punk look going on), and then someone sees him in that getup who didn't see him and either hotness or hilarity ensues. Or Haytham nearly has a coronary.
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  genre:gen  kink:clothing  AU:modern 
october 2017 by asscreedarchive
Desmond in Brooklyn 99
Just started watching B99 and I wanna see if the B99 folks pick up Desmond acting suspicious under a fake name around Brooklyn (before capture by Abstergo, or later after he's an Assassin) and what shenanigans ensue.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  genre:gen  crossover:Brooklyn_Nine-Nine  AU:crossover 
september 2017 by asscreedarchive
Baguette boyband is a boyband
As in, plays literal music. Because funny. Bonus if other 'Sassins are musicians too. Bonus for media shenanigans (Connor and Aveline are permanent subject of tabloid speculation whether they are or aren't together?)
Part6  AC:Unity_multiplayer  status:unfilled  genre:gen  AU:band 
september 2017 by asscreedarchive
"Bishop" is a Miles
Shaun knows nothing about Bishop and, consequently, neither do we. That's because Bishop was originally from the Farm - where there's little contact with the outside world and/or because she was a behind the scenes agent. William was able to get her to sign on with them because she is, in fact, a Miles. Whether that means she's Desmond mother, older sister, aunt, cousin, or other is up to writer anon. Otherwise, she may be from the Farm and knew Desmond and/or William personally. She knew exactly who Shaun was talking about when he spoke of his "friend who saved the world". She wasn't there, but she knew.
Consequently, does that mean that she signed on to avenge Desmond? Because she was an Assassin first and Miles/Other second or vice versa? Does she even bear the name Miles - by birth, adoption, or in honour of? What are her motives for joining on with this set of Assassins? Was there a personal reason that she chose the Initiate, perhaps they reminded her of someone [cough Desmond/William]? How did Rebecca come to know about her past whereas the others didn't?

Tl;dr: Bishop is either a Miles or from the Farm.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Bishop  genre:gen 
september 2017 by asscreedarchive
Desmond ends up in the pasta
I study and kinkmeme simultaneously and my tired eyes misread "Desmond ends up in the past" as "Desmond ends up in the pasta".
And I want it, cheerful crack style or cracky porn style or cracky dreamverse style or even if you can make it a bit more seriouser I won't mind.
NO gore or canibalism please, I ask just in case.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  genre:gen 
september 2017 by asscreedarchive
I lowkey ship Independent and Silent Shadow, either as a ship or a bromance. They'd get each other and both seem pretty lonely.
Plus, they look good.
Part6  AC3_multiplayer  status:unfilled  character:Independent(Alsoome)  character:Silent_Shadow(Atasá:ta)  pairing:Independent/Silent_Shadow  genre:het  genre:gen 
september 2017 by asscreedarchive
Connor and Edward - the odd partners that work great together
*waves Apple of Eden* "You knoow you want this."

Connor is serious, socially awkward, goal-oriented and plays by the rules.
Edward loves fun, women and drinking and isn't sure what the rules are, let alone care about them.

Together, they fight crime. Er, I mean Templars. Or whatever.
Part6  AC3  AC4:Black_Flag  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Edward_Kenway  genre:gen 
september 2017 by asscreedarchive
There has been fic of men getting pregnant, but so how about men getting the bloody (pun intended) time of the month? Or Haytham in particular. With possible guest appearances by Shay and/or Ziio and/or Connor

Either that or just Mary and Anne screwing each other while both bleeding (because they'd probably be synched), with optional men like Jack or Edward.
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Haytham_Kenway  character:Mary_Read(James_Kidd)  character:Anne_Bonny  pairing:Mary/Anne  genre:gen  genre:het  kink:blood 
august 2017 by asscreedarchive
Boston Massacre, Connor Meets Templars
Haytham meets Connor years earlier at the Boston Massacre, whether it's because he's captured for suspicion of being an assassin novice or ran up to his father instead of chasing the guy is up to you.

Would this affect the story line, or would the same events transpire?
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  -Repost  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Haytham_Kenway  genre:gen  AU:misc 
august 2017 by asscreedarchive
William Johnson and Connor
2013-06-16 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of wondering what would have happened if Connor had failed to kill Johnson, and is captured; but just when the Assassin is about to be executed, the Templar puts a stop to it. Recognizing the little boy they had assaulted and knocked out in the woods. He suddenly feels guilty that, the they had lead Connor to believe that the Templars had burned his village and decides to make amends somehow by taking Connor under his wing.

Would like to see a Johnson and Connor mentor/friendship fic please! :D
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  -Repost  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:William_Johnson  genre:gen  AU:not_dead 
august 2017 by asscreedarchive
Accidental Assassination
Based on the song "the Leslac version" by Mercedes Lackey. I want an Assassin noobing so hard he actually accomplishes the mission by accident.
Bonus if it's not Jacob Frye because he kind of did that in canon.
Part6  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  -Songfic 
august 2017 by asscreedarchive
Charles Lee Cabbage Patch Doll
You know that creepy, ugly man would make a creepy, ugly doll. And Connor having to put up with it.
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Charles_Lee  genre:gen  AU:modern 
august 2017 by asscreedarchive
Highlander fusion
The game protagonists (Altair, Ezio, and others) are Immortals. Do with that what you will
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  crossover:Highlander  AU:crossover 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Connor is Dexter Morgan
Not literally. It just makes a twistes kind of sense that the reason why he is so nice to everyone on the homestead and such a ruthless warrior is that he is a Dexter-esque psychopath (or, serial killer with some morals). He isn't very charming, obviously, because what teenage male is anything but awkward, but he helps people, because why not, and because shy-awkward-but-kind is a good thing to seem. And then there is all the time where he brutally murders people who fit his code, complete with extensive preparations (everything from checking they deserve it to watching them to learn their routine to making sure his weapons are all ready).
So, mostly a nice guy except he kills people.
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  genre:gen  crossover:Dexter  AU:crossover 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Anon has a crack kink...
And was thinking unfathomable stupidity like Connor trolling Haytham out of petty malice like chewing on his hat or something similarly unbelievably stupid with any or any.
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Haytham_Kenway  genre:gen 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
A riddiculous number of Connors
Because the only way anon wants any number of any virgins is if they all are Connor Kenway. So, a lot of Connors. Humor.
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  genre:gen 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Anon is an anon of simple needs and needs hay stache.
A Mustache made of Hay?
Part6  status:unfilled  genre:gen 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Right, so this is based on a highly specific headcanon of mine. That Altair, on his mother's side, is meant to have inherited the genes to have a supercomputer-like brain that occasionally (randomly) calculates probabilities of the future which he then experiences as vivid audio-visual simulations (ie, he hallucinates possible futures because Reasons). The Apple itself doesn't give him this power, it just stabilizes/concentrates it.

In his early life, Altair was skilled, but not nearly prodigious, just above average. Besides which, he was too wily, too naturally curious, too difficult to control. But Rashid Needs to keep him, because Altair is the only one (that anyone knows of) who is genetically compatible to utilize the Apple (once he gets hold of it) to its full advantage. So he takes special interest in Altair which alienates him from his peers, isolates him from normal socialisation so that he becomes attached and loyal to Rashid by necessity, and trains him vigorously so that he can become his perfect fighter.

TL;DR: I want young,Seer!Altair manifesting his powers and scaring and confusing everyone (since the only one who might've known what to do is Maud and she died in childbirth), and gross,manipulative!Rashid, eventually adult,Seer!Altair and how he turns out.

+ young!Altair being really inquisitive and honest and open-minded about everything
+ young!Altair referencing memes and using modern (usually tech-related) phrases and confusing the hell out of everyone
+ librarians/scholars/the more nerdy novices and Assassins being genuinely kind to young!Altair
+ someone advises Altair to not share his knowledge/try to change the future but Altair just doesn't get why not??? Sharing information is a Good Thing???
+ young!Altair getting bullied for Rashid's sudden favouritism
++ Seeing the horror of Rashid's indoctrination and the slow whittling away of Altair's will, passion for learning, and sense of self-worth, esp from the perspective of someone else who watches Altair change as he grows
+++ Said other person's instincts screaming that something Very Bad And Wrong is being done to this child but they don't know how/are too scared/are too loyal to intervene
++ Eventual fluffy Maltair happy ending
++ Sex-shy/awkward-virgin Bottom!Altair [if shippy fic] (he hasn't exactly had any chance to even consider being intimate with anyone ever)
+++ Abbas has a lifelong crush on Altair that he will never ever admit, not even to himself, even under pain of death

Long-drawn fic prefered but any length welcome. I just really want my special bird boy to suffer and then be healed. Also holy shit long prompt is long orz.
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Al_Mualim  genre:gen 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Assassins D&D
Or, the one where the Assassins are a Dungeons and Dragons playing group (or Larpers for less dorkyness).

Ideas: Edward is Edward. Drunk chaotic neutral berserker munchkin or something.
Altair munchkins with the focus of a laser-guided missile.
Ezio is a multiclass bard/assassin who tries to bed all the ladies.
Maria is the girl who Altair brought to a D&D party, and who miraculously stayed both with the players and with Altair. She plays a female knight (Paladin) and actually bothers to roleplay.
Shaun is Game Master.
Desmond is there mostly to drink soda, eat nachos and quote Monty Python. He is known for asking what his character class is again.
Aveline and Shay - Rogues
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:modern 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Cards Against Assassins
Or, the Assassins sit around in the afterlife and Desmond suggests they play CAH. Edward is probably super on board with it, the others agree with a varying amount of reluctance.

Captcha: Daniel's name is? Sure he can join too.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:afterlife 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Kenway men and migraines - gen or anything
Anon gets the migraines from hell and wants her faves dealing with them. And Haytham appears to get them canonically, but Connor and Edward may have them too since that crap's hereditary. Bonus for family or friendship bonding
Part6  AC3  AC4:Black_Flag  status:filled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Haytham_Kenway  character:Edward_Kenway  genre:gen 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Connor is so beautiful and I just want to watch him... and touch him... and lick him... in naughty places... but seriously this gorgeous man is so gorgeous... and a killing machine... and a shy awkward cinnamon roll who could actually kill you. I love him <3
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  -Misfire  status:filled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Rebecca_Crane  character:Lucy_Stillman  genre:het  genre:gen 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Tentacle!Monster Altair any or gen
The reason why Altair can't go in water is this - he turns into a tentacle monster.
Part6  AC1  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  genre:gen  kink:tentacles  AU:monsters 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Arno Dorian & Shay Cormac or Arno/Shay - AU
I've heard that Unity isn't even about Arno hunting down his father's killer. [I can't verify this as my friend borrowed it before I could even get halfway and I refuse to spoil it.] Although, I very much don't mind spoilers when it comes to fills. (; [Off topic but some of the ones on 45 and earlier pages look great so I might try my hand at that. This kinkmeme has been empty for far too long.]

I want an au where Arno finds out who killed his father and flips his proverbial shit and goes after him. Does he find out Shay's identify before he finds out he's of assassin bloodline? Or does he go after his father's killer once he's old enough and unwittingly enacts help from the Brotherhood to go after his father's killer, considering the assassins would want all Templars dead? Because he was raised by Francois along with Elise does that mean he knows some templar ideals? Could he have some sort of sympathy for Shay and his goals and such? Does it follow Unity's canon up until a certain point before it branches off? Is it post-Unity?
Anyways, Arno tries to hunt Shay down - except Shay with the Morrigan is pretty fast and as a well trained assassin/templar he could probably easily evade the much younger assassin [or whatever Arno is at that point]. Maybe Arno finds out Shay's motives and all that and converts to Templar-ism or something [following the rule that they learn about their targets]? Or maybe he becomes solidified in his path of "justice", maybe even going so far as to become a templar killer? Or you could walk that thin grey line of not quite having Arno do the "right" or "wrong" thing here.

Alternatively: (...)
Part6  AC:Unity  AC:Rogue  status:filling  character:Arno_Dorian  character:Shay_Cormac  pairing:Arno/Shay  genre:het  genre:gen  AU:genderswap 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Clay hanging out with the Outsider
Okay I just got into Dishonored recently and I feel like Clay and the Outsider would get on really well. After saving Desmond at the end of Revelations, Clay wakes up in The Void, and they make friends :)

bonus if Desmond shows up somehow? gets some magic Void powers? :) :)

(kudos if you realize who this is from tumblr :))
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Clay_Kaczmarek(Subject_16)  genre:gen  crossover:Dishonored  AU:crossover 
june 2017 by asscreedarchive
Ive been playing syndicate and...
So the corgis name is desmond. The actual database has Shaun's companion asking what the player found and why he has taken the whiskey, locked himself in a room and is crying. Write this out from any perspective you wish. From angst! Shaun, clueless! Companion or in third person if you please.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Shaun_Hastings  genre:gen  kink:angst 
april 2017 by asscreedarchive
How about a Scot?
I had an idea randomly.
In medieval Scotland and celtic countries woman and children were never seen in battles so...
How about a female assassins order? In medieval Scotland women could divorce,own property and were practically equal to men. It would also be funny if some of the more European myths of the fey were based off of pieces of Eden. If the writer wants they could use this as an excuse to put Shaun in the animus
Part6  status:unfilled  genre:gen 
april 2017 by asscreedarchive
Altair, the Acre Incident
Based on actual events in my AC1 play-through.

After getting into a tussle with some guards in Acre (I can't remember what I had been doing), I climbed a roof and hid in one of the gardens. Line-of-sight broken, I waited. One of the searching guards walked right up to the garden, climbed in with me, and then climbed out the opposite side. Staring out into the distance, he called off the search.

Now, Kinkmeme, tell me what happened in there.
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:guards  genre:gen 
april 2017 by asscreedarchive
Zombies, Run!
Just gonna leave request for Runner5!Desmond here.

After everything he's been through, a zombie apocalypse really isn't that terrifying. Getting blown up in a helicopter crash via rocket launcher? No big deal. Abstergo's sister companies attempting to make a miracle cure/mind control chemical only for it to backfire? Sounds like something they'd do. Zombie chases? Psh! Desmond knows parkour. Being called by his runner number instead of his name? At least he's not 17.

My fandom is tiny and I have writer's block. Please help, Anons?

Bonus points for Radio Boyfriends appreciating that very nice piece of eye candy.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  genre:gen  crossover:Zombies_Run!  AU:crossover 
march 2017 by asscreedarchive
Ned becomes an Assassin
Alright, so the game left it open to interpretation whether Ned knows about Assassins and Templars. I'm gonna say he doesn't really, or maybe he's only heard bits and pieces of the full thing.

Someone write the story of how Jacob/Evie/Henry eventually let him in on it and start training him as an Assassin. And he turns out pretty decent at field work too. (Frynert shippiness not required, but would be a plus!)
Part6  AC:Syndicate  status:unfilled  character:Ned_Wynert  genre:gen 
march 2017 by asscreedarchive
Maria, Altair, brutal domination
I just need Maria kicking the shit out of Altair. For... reasons. Or Maria and Robert?
Bonus if its modern au
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Maria_Thorpe  character:Robert_de_Sablé  genre:gen  kink:violence 
january 2017 by asscreedarchive
jacob comes out
okay wikipedia tells me the word "bisexual" didn't exist until 1892 but obviously bisexual people existed and I have a need to see the fic of him coming out in whatever terminology like maybe

evie: i always see you looking at ned with this weird crushy face... you know he's a guy right?
jacob: yesss i know he's a guy, okay but... the thing is.... *mumbles*
evie: hm? what was that?
jacob: *quietly* i like guys too
Part6  AC:Syndicate  status:unfilled  character:Jacob_Frye  character:Evie_Frye  genre:gen 
january 2017 by asscreedarchive
Crack - Murder Ballads Assassin Style
I'm sick, and have a fever and I'm on like three different drugs right now (legit medication, the lot but I still feel crazy dizzy). And I just realised Connor's search for Charles Lee could make a really fun murder ballad (think the eponymous album by Nick Cave type).
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Charles_Lee  genre:gen  -Songfic 
january 2017 by asscreedarchive
Loved it! AssCrack is the best! Write all the random wonderful ideas, pretty please with pink bunnies on top.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  -Misfire  status:filled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:Rebecca_Crane  genre:gen 
january 2017 by asscreedarchive
Toy Story AU (crack possibly)
Okay ya know the action figures Ubisoft sells? Toy Story AU where the Assassin figures and the Templar figures wage a war that has to be kept secret from both the humans and the other "civilian" toys. (Perhaps also they seek Pieces of Eden that are in actuality some mundane object which just seems supernatural from a toy's perspective... think like the Cragle from the Lego Movie XD)
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  character:templars  genre:gen  crossover:Toy_Story  AU:crossover 
january 2017 by asscreedarchive
pre-Frynert. Jacob thinks Ned's a woman with a strange name
Canon universe: Jacob has only recently met Ned and he happens to be chatting with him in the train and innocently misgenders him like maybe "Ned's a sort of odd name for a bird, innit?". Cue Ned quite indignantly being like "I am a bloke and don't you dare forget it" and (maybe right then, maybe later) Ned winds up explaining the trans thing to Jacob. Jacob is a lil puzzled bc he never heard of something like this before, but he's not a douche about it.
Part6  AC:Syndicate  status:filled  character:Jacob_Frye  character:Ned_Wynert  genre:gen 
january 2017 by asscreedarchive
mmmmm sacreligious
Why doesn't Bill take a turn in the Animus in AC3? We never got a satisfactory answer. Perhaps.... he is not truly Desmond's ancestor?

The angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mrs. Miles, you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Desmond. He will be great; he will be savior of all humankind."

Serious or crack, either way xD
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:William_Miles  genre:gen  AU:religion 
january 2017 by asscreedarchive
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