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Alexios/Bayek Anal fisting
Modern Au! Where Alexios and Bayek meet...somehow. maybe they meet online as a one night stand, and the sex is good enough that they keep going back to each other, wanting more. As they start their relationship, they begin to explore their kinkier sides, and Alexios (hopefully being a needy bottom in this) mentions fisting, and how it's something he is interested in trying. Bayek, always willing to help his boyfriend feed his hungry hole, agrees, and they begin to slowly explore the kink. Alexios and Bayek love it, and become true fist pigs, Bayek even tentatively trying it himself and loves it as well. I...don't know how extreme anyone would want to go with it, but the more extreme the better, honestly.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Alexios  character:Bayek_of_Siwa  pairing:Bayek/Alexios  genre:slash  kink:fisting  AU:modern 
june 2019 by asscreedarchive
Stripper's Creed
Modern setting.

The Assassins need info to get closer to their target is by infiltrating a strip club.

No, they aren't going for entertainment purposes. They ARE the entertainment.

Mission can call for only one Assassin to go in, or a whole herd of our favorite Assassins. Who has to be blackmailed/forced/ordered into doing this mission? Who is totally looking forward to struttin' their stuff? Who is blushing the entire time? And most importantly, who gets the most money/phone numbers shoved down their pants?

Nothing but pure crack. Have fun.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:modern  AU:stripper 
february 2019 by asscreedarchive
Altair/Malik ASMR
One of them is an ASMR artist, and the other cannot sleep without watching their videos/listening to them
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  kink:ASMR  AU:modern 
march 2018 by asscreedarchive
Modern Connor
Okay but modern Connor is usually drawn either very Native-American-looking or just a regular guy. But you know what? I think he has a bit of a punk vibe going on, and that's with living in times when punk rock didn't exist (because Rebelion and Mohawk haircut = punk rocker to my hopelessly rocker mind. Or Connor apparently. Please don't hit me)
So modern Connor who looks Native but also somewhat punk, please (maybe it started as a thing to annoy Haytham but grew on him) (he probably likes other music too (what?) just has a lowkey punk look going on), and then someone sees him in that getup who didn't see him and either hotness or hilarity ensues. Or Haytham nearly has a coronary.
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  genre:gen  kink:clothing  AU:modern 
october 2017 by asscreedarchive
Charles Lee Cabbage Patch Doll
You know that creepy, ugly man would make a creepy, ugly doll. And Connor having to put up with it.
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Charles_Lee  genre:gen  AU:modern 
august 2017 by asscreedarchive
Assassins D&D
Or, the one where the Assassins are a Dungeons and Dragons playing group (or Larpers for less dorkyness).

Ideas: Edward is Edward. Drunk chaotic neutral berserker munchkin or something.
Altair munchkins with the focus of a laser-guided missile.
Ezio is a multiclass bard/assassin who tries to bed all the ladies.
Maria is the girl who Altair brought to a D&D party, and who miraculously stayed both with the players and with Altair. She plays a female knight (Paladin) and actually bothers to roleplay.
Shaun is Game Master.
Desmond is there mostly to drink soda, eat nachos and quote Monty Python. He is known for asking what his character class is again.
Aveline and Shay - Rogues
Connor???
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:modern 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Malik/Altair - Superhero/Ballerino
So I have a Malik sim and he's at the top of the Law Enforcement career track... which is called 'Captain Hero' and is a literal superhero, weird skin-tight suit and improbable superpowers et al.

I also have an Altair sim and he's at the top of the Dance career track... which is World Class Ballet Dancer. He comes back each night in an assortment of shiny leotards. It's great.

So I want Superhero!Malik meets Ballerino!Altair and hijinks and romance ensues.

Bonuses
+ Malik trying to hide his true identity and Altair has a crisis because he thinks he's in love with two different men
+ Malik's regular day job is as a regular cop
++ Altair's fanclub consists of snobby rich old men and women
++ Altair being arrogant and diva af at all his competitors
+++ Altair being shy and awkward about anything not-dance related
+++++++ Set in canon timeline ie Malik is a 12th century Superhero
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern  AU:superhero  AU:dance 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Modern AU - the OTP meets at an LBGT group
Frynert or Kiddway or Harlarend or or insert your own OTP. Both of them saw a flyer somewhere and kinda hesitantly attended and they end up finding support and friendship and love.
Part6  status:unfilled  genre:slash  genre:het  genre:femslash  AU:modern 
march 2017 by asscreedarchive
Starrick/Jacob To save his family...
For Jacob Frye, family is everything, it may be tiny but it’s all he’s got and he’ll cling to it with everything he has. So when his brother-in-law Henry is accused of stealing company secrets (and money) from Abstergo, the company he works for and faces a long prison sentence, partly because of the power and influence the company has, Jacob’s twin sister Evie having a difficult pregnancy and needs her husband. Henry is facing a harsh prison sentence, at an even harsher prison and Jacob knows Henry won’t survive, and neither will Evie and he cannot loose Evie. He'll do *anything*, including personally begging CEO Crawford Starrick on his knees. But Crawford has a well earned hard reputation that even the most cut-throat business men think twice about offending, and not someone you ask a favour from. Crawford has no time of sentimentality or sob stories...but he does have time to admire Jacob’s very pretty face. Crawford is tired of the faceless one night stands and fortune hunters, not to mention Abstergo’s enemies trying to woo him, and even Crawford knows he could also do with softening his image a bit. Jacob gives him the perfect opportunity.

He 'invites' Jacob to a private dinner and makes him a one-time offer: Crawford will forgive and forget the theft, and he'll take care of the Frye's financially, medically etc, but he wants Jacob to marry him. Jacob knows he has no choice but can he marry a complete stranger, especially one who has such a cold reputation. But despite Crawford’s (almost) smug victory over Jacob's reluctant acceptance, it turns out neither of them are remotely prepared for what has been agreed too...bottom!Jacob only please.

Please don't repost the prompt with anything altered. Can include Templar/Assassins if desired. Can be set in Victorian or modern times. If preferred Jacob can be exchanged for Evie.
Part6  AC:Syndicate  status:unfilled  character:Jacob_Frye  character:Crawford_Starrick  character:Evie_Frye  character:Henry_Green(Jayadeep_Mir)  pairing:Jacob/Starrick  genre:slash  AU:arranged_marriage  AU:modern 
january 2017 by asscreedarchive
Petrucchio is bullied
Gen. Canon universe (before AC2 begins), or modern AU (Auditore family are still Assassins and bankers though).

Petrucchio is bullied (maybe he has a stutter and/or other handicap, maybe he is perceived as gay, or just no real "reason" at all) and he goes to his parents and wants to get combat training like Federico and Ezio are getting so he can beat up the bullies. However Giovanni and Maria are wise and they express to Petrucchio that violence is not always the answer. Ending is up to the filler. Does Petrucchio end up befriending his former antagonists? Does he get his big brothers to beat up the bullies anyway? Does Claudia show her BAMF side and smack some sense into the bullies herself? Maybe the bully only called Petruccio a frocio because Bully himself is frocio!
Part6  AC2  status:unfilled  character:Petruccio_Auditore  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Federico_Auditore  character:Claudia_Auditore  character:Giovanni_Auditore  character:Maria_Auditore  genre:gen  AU:modern 
april 2015 by asscreedarchive
Modern AU Kidnapped
So the Assassin protags: Altaïr, Ezio, Connor... and Desmond? are strangers who end up, through misfortune, on the wrong side of a hostage situation together.

Their kidnappers are the some of the templars (eg Cesare, Robert, etc) or maybe just anyone who has in-canon antagonised the Assassins in any way (...Washington?)

Anyway the kidnappers are armed (with guns), the 'assassins' are not (and bound, and have no combat training probably), and maybe they are also surrounded by other frightened hostages.

They become friends and motivate each other to not lose hope and try (and fail) to come up with an escape plan. Ultimately they are rescued by a group of their friends (eg Malik, Leonardo, Shaun... Charles? (I ship CharlesxConnor shhh)). Maybe their friend came together as a ragtag vigilante group? Or maybe they were actually all in the police/military/whoever deals with hostage stuff.

::Bonus::
+++ Altaïr is some sort of semi-famous artist or something and Ezio has heard about him from Leonardo... and Ezio is a huge fan.
+++ Altaïr torn between feeling embarrassed and feeling proud in response to Ezio's shameless gushing.
+ Super awkward hushed conversations between the 'assassins' as they introduce themselves to each other.
+++ Altaïr catches Robert's eye and Robert drags him off kicking and screaming to rape him senseless because de Sable is a violent creep.
++ Washington was Connor's friend. He feels very very betrayed.
+ The 'assassins' trying to rally the other frightened captives to fight back together.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  character:templars  genre:gen  AU:modern 
march 2015 by asscreedarchive
Daddy Haytham and Little Connor Prompt: "Phone Call"
The words “Unknown Caller” were shown on the screen of his phone as the device hummed and vibrated, waiting for Haytham to accept the call. After a long moment of gazing suspiciously at the screen, Haytham pressed the “Talk” button and brought it to his ear. “Hello?” He said, cautiously. Whatever he had been expecting—a masked voice promising death-threats, Hickey having to replace his phone after losing/breaking it, or even an odd, cluttered minded stranger having called the wrong number—he was completely taken aback when the timid voice of a small boy answered, “H-hello? Is this Haytham Kenway?” “…Who is this?” Haytham said, having regained his composure, “And how did you get this number?” “M-my name’s Connor,” The child stammered, “I’m your son.” Haytham promptly ended the call. He had barely walked three feet when the phone vibrated once more. He glared down at it as it showed “Unknown Caller” once more on the screen, then, against his better judgment, he hit “Talk”. (...)
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Haytham_Kenway  genre:gen  AU:modern 
march 2015 by asscreedarchive
ConHayth - Phonesex, Dirty Talk, Dom/Sub
Ah, teenage rebellion. The 'Fuck you Daddy I do what I want and go where I want and get back when I want so there' stage. And after Connor sneaks out to assert his independence and other such nonsense, Haytham could drive out and drag him from that rowdy club himself, but his time is precious, and besides, there's a better solution.

Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, he can simply call his son up at this most inconvenient time and...... convince...... him to come along home and take his well earned punishment from the comfort of his bed. Then he can settle down with a nice book while Connor scamps home.

Because a good relationship means you can talk your problems out peacefully.
Part6  AC3  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Haytham_Kenway  pairing:Haytham/Connor  genre:slash  kink:phone_sex  kink:dirty_talk  kink:dom/sub  AU:modern 
january 2015 by asscreedarchive
Haytham/Shay, Connor - Christmas
It's Shay and Haytham's first Christmas together and because of reasons Haytham's son Connor is staying with them.

+ Haytham is a Grinch,
++ It's like Connor's first Christmas ever because of reasons
+++ Shay wants everything to be perfect and everybody to be happy, especially for Connor
++++ Haytham does too (secretly)
+++++ Shay does everything (the shopping, cleaning, cooking, hassling Haytham to sign presents)
++++++ Edward and Jenny cameo
Part6  AC3  AC:Rogue  status:unfilled  character:Shay_Cormac  character:Haytham_Kenway  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  pairing:Haytham/Shay  genre:slash  AU:modern 
january 2015 by asscreedarchive
crackfic: modern AU Connor/everyone, sex therapy
The headline of an earlier prompt gave me ideas, namely that sweet, caring Connor would actually be a great at sex therapist. His best friend/roommate/whatever gets the same idea, and starts setting up every lonely, anxious or just plain frustrated person they know for "therapy" with him. Connor, being Connor, is a bit disappointed that all the people he's been dating in an attempt to find his soulmate seem to disappear after a one night stand, but figures it's probably his fault and tries not to dwell on it. Until he catches on, that is. Would like to see: Connor/Aveline Connor/Ezio, who is totally not going through a dry spell and starting to doubt his down hotness, no sir Altair and Maria (and Malik?) wanting to spice up their sex life with a threesome (foursome) Connor meets whoever will become his eventual canon wife because of it (and everyone else never lest ihm live it down)
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  genre:slash  genre:het  AU:modern 
december 2014 by asscreedarchive
Altaïr/Malik ; camboy Altaïr
modern AU, obviously. I want Altaïr to be working as a camboy (maybe besides going to college or whatever.). Malik knows him from seeing (on the streets, on campus, whereever) finds out and anonymously chat to him very often and makes him do kinky things so he can watch. wether Malik tells him or not is up to you! I just want some kinky shameless stuff. yeah.
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  kink:exhibitionism  AU:modern 
december 2014 by asscreedarchive
Connor's Sexual Therapy
Maybe it's a modern AU, maybe Desmond's lineage is at stake, but OP would like to see a situation where Altair, Ezio, and Desmond all have sex with Connor. Like, literal sexual therapy. Connor wants to have sex but his anxiety always gets in the way, so they all take turns having gentle sex with Connor while the other two keep Connor calm. Obviously non or dub con is out the picture, but OP would like emphasis on feelings of safety and peace because it's the brotherhood y'know? Pairings are up to you, though OP prefers the OT4.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Desmond_Miles  pairing:Altaïr/Connor/Desmond/Ezio  genre:slash  AU:modern 
november 2014 by asscreedarchive
AltMal modern! sorry, long request!
okay, for some time now I have an idea in my head but I'm not good enough with writing to write it by myself so I'll just post it here instead. And I'm sorry because this will be long! okay. Let's see. I had this idea about Altaïr and Malik being a couple in high school, they're all cute and stuff but after they graduate, Malik tells Altaïr that he wants to go to Syria because of... something. Idk, sorry. But Altaïr doesn't want to come with him because he is gay and afraid that something could happen to the two of them because he heard way to much stuff about gay couples in Middle East so he stays where he is atm (I don't know where, sorry again) And then, 7 or 8 years later, they meet again, after Malik came back into the country but didn't wanted to tell Altaïr because he lost his arm and has a son now (I just love Tazim, okay?) And they meet each other on accident in an different town where they used to live and go to school. during the last years, Altaïr had a terrible/abusive relationship with someone (idk maybe Robert or something? I don't care.) and tried to get away but it didn't matter how hard he tried, his ex always found him because he's working for the police and can find out in which city he is living atm and so on. So Altaïr is completely broke because of moving through the country and he is really running on empty and started drinking or something and all he needed for some years now was someone to get him out there. So, anyway, the meet somehow and Altaïr offers him to stay at his place because Malik has nowhere to go and somehow everything goes on from there and I really I don't know what else could happen... I just want the two of them to be happy once? maybe be happy together in the end? please, you would make my day if they end up together again and be happy this time! okay, that's it. Again, I'm sorry it's so long, maybe someone wants to fill it anyways. I love you guys! ♥
Part6  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Tarik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
november 2014 by asscreedarchive
Corsets
Anyone in a corset. Perhaps the Apple summons it and Altaïr is curious, maybe Ezio comes across the codex page of Altaïr's encounter and tries it for himself. Maybe Aveline convinces Ratonhnhaké:ton to dress in one for fun. Nothing too serious, maybe a bit of breath play and arousal, but whoever is in the corset is aroused by how tiny their waist is, and that their partner teases them .
Part6  AC3  AC3:Liberation  status:filled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Aveline_de_Grandpré  character:Haytham_Kenway  character:Ziio(Kaniehtí:io)  pairing:Connor/Aveline  pairing:Haytham/Ziio  genre:het  kink:clothing  AU:modern 
november 2014 by asscreedarchive
Conzio: Size Kink
After seeing some fanart, I've noticed that Connor is a giant in comparison to Ezio. Some fic got me hooked on this pairing and I'd like to see anything involving their height/physiques, smut or not. Because sometimes, Ezio needs to be paired with someone way bigger than him who'll still treat him with gentleness.
Part6  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Ezio_Auditore  pairing:Connor/Ezio  genre:slash  kink:size  AU:modern 
november 2014 by asscreedarchive
Modern!AU; assassins get their hands on Abstergo's master engineer
I read an old prompt in one of the older parts, but now of course I can't remember where it is, and I can't find it. But the gist of that prompt was a modern AU-thing where the Assassins are up against the big Templar-run organisation Abstergo with all of the big baddies in the lead (Rodrigo, Al Mualim, Cesare, etc). And then someone in the comments mentioned that Leonardo was probably their mostly-innocent master-engineer who happened to come up with insanely destructive weapons among all the drawings of flowers and kittens, and another anon commented that the assassins probably would try to kidnap Leonardo. Which led to someone else pointing out that no kidnapping was needed, as Leonardo would probably follow Ezio home like a lost puppy by wanting to sketch him. So, basically, that's my prompt. Modern AU with the assassins trying to find a way to kidnap Abstergo's master engineer, so as to put them massively back in terms of taking over the world. Only for Ezio, when shown a picture of the engineer, to exclaim that that is the guy who followed him home from the park; did fourteen sketches of Ezio; turned out amazing at sex; cooked breakfast; and was left in Ezio's apartment with a toaster and a toolbox. And then the assassins all show up to find a cute-as-a-button-Leonardo has turned the toaster into a spy sattelite, vegetarian lasagna for everyone, upgraded Ezio's firealarm to also function as a short-range security system, and is now doodling butterflies on the cupboards.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:assassins  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  genre:slash  AU:modern 
november 2014 by asscreedarchive
Altered Flight Pattern
Just woke up from this really odd dream: In a modern AU, Malik and Ezio have been Best Bros Forever since they were kids. Malik has been in love with Ezio since they hit puberty, and Ezio has no idea. On Malik's 30th birthday, he decides it time to tell Ezio, even if it means ruining their friendship. Drunk from the party, he kisses Ezio (who is just as drunk and as such doesn't mind) and ends up giving him a blow job. The next morning Ezio awkwardly tells Malik that he needs some space to sort things out in his head. Ezio stops answering Malik's calls and finds excuses to not spend time with him. It gets to the point that Malik writes a message to Ezio using the giant billboard of the local movie theater apologising for sucking his cock (in those exact terms) and tells him answer his phone because they need to talk. Unfortunatly, it gets removed before Ezio can read it...but not before Altair does. Altair somehow figures out the idenity of who wrote the obscene message and decide
Part:Fills  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Ezio/Malik  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Kadar and Desu AU
I am soooooo sorry to be adding to the pile. But I leave an option -- Yes, art is very much appreciated, and I don't care if there's a fic or not, I just have the burning urge for it. Kadar (looking like himself)with Scruffy Desmond. Kadar loved Altair for the longest time, but seeing that he's been taken by Malik, he ends up falling for Desmond, who is pretty much a clone of the man, but lighter, and kinder. So by that the man tends to be a slut for Desmond. I want whatever you can, and if there's no possibility of this being filled, I wont be butthurt. I completely and utterly understand that there is a shit-ton of prompts that need to be filled.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  character:Desmond_Miles  pairing:Desmond/Kadar  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Untitled
Let me start by saying I hate AUs, I really do. But I had this idea today while in class, and if I could write stories as well as I write my thesis, I would make it happen. Modern day Altair and Malik assassins, but set in the Middle East. So we got terrorists, and the US army, etc. I don't remember if AC2 ever talks about anything concerning the middle East but...I just think it would be interesting.
Part1  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Untitled
Shaun is at the gym, manly as ever, working out his body and doing bench presses and other muscle building shit like that, with his brah Desmond the friendly guido, and them two just mirin' their biceps and tone abs oh and no hos just some sweet, sweet bromance
Part1  AC:modern_assassins  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Desmond/Shaun  genre:slash  genre:gen  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
AU AU AU
kkkk watch this amazing music video first pleaseee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oqmhVNk3Hg kso, Altair being the guy in the video, dancing for Malik in hopes of him coming back? Malik having left because it was, i dunno, kinda Altair's fault that Malik lost his arm and his brother? ;V Ohm, they could've met by being business partners or some shit sounds kinda lame, but meh If you write it you could make it wayyyyyy better like, add more stuff and make it more appealing or something OH, Malik could like, come back on a business trip from godknowswhere, and see Altair and then BAM Them bystanders could be other characters, like Desmond or Shaun or whatevessss pleasee anon make this shit happenn I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER <3<3<3 and excuse me for this shitty prompt
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  kink:dancing  AU:modern  -Songfic 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Daddy Assassin!
Mommy is away = clueless-first-time-dad!Altair = Uncle Malik to the rescue! (because he had Kadar to take care of etc) Bonuses: 1. Yaoi tiemz when the toddler is put to sleep. 2. Cockblocking kid! 8D 3. Hilarious/Embarassing flashbacks of little Kadar (he needs moar love). Make me LOL, anons.
Part1  AC1  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Maria_Thorpe  pairing:Altaïr/Maria_Thorpe  genre:het  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Maltair in Vizeau menswear
I want Altair wearing this: http://www.vizeau.com/nero13.html And... seducing Malik. Or the other way round... Or Ezio/Leo... Or Altair/Ezio. Art or fic, I don't mind O3O
Part1  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  kink:clothing  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Ezio/Desmond
I haven't seen anything of them yet! So let's give it a try :3 Maybe set in some kind of AU? Desmond is all 'meh' about his Italian branch of the family spending their holidays in America until he meets his cousin Ezio? orz I dunno, I just want to see them together...
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Desmond_Miles  pairing:Desmond/Ezio  genre:slash  AU:modern  AU:related 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Altaïr/Malik
What if, in an AU-land far far away, Altaïr and Malik were already together, sharing a life and home together? What if, in the AU-land far far away, everyone else (Ezio, Leo, Des, Shaun etc) also lived their happy little lives in peace. Then imagine, as after a night of rather hardcore partying, Altaïr somehow gets Malik to tell him how he REALLY wanted his ideal boyfriend to be, and discovers that he's nothing like the man Malik ever wanted. How to remedy this (since Altaïr ain't gonna let Malik go, he's got a way too fine ass for that)? Well Altaïr, clever man as he is, asks around for relationship-advice and tries to apply these in his and Maliks lives. Cue a confused Malik (and some sweet, sweet lovemaking in the end).
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Cockblocker Altair
Set in modern times: Altair, Ezio and Desmond are triplets. Altair being the oldest while Desmond's the youngest. At 25 Desmond is trying desperately to lose his virginity but failing. Every boyfriend he has gets run off by Altair who is a overprotective dick. Ezio on the other hand is all for his little brother getting laid. Enter Shaun Hastings who is not going to let a hot but stoic brother get in the way of screwing Desmond. Snarkyness abounds. Bonus for the other brother pairings (Alt/Mal Ez/Leo or any variaton) and Ninja!Altair in your room interrupting your make outs.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Desmond/Shaun  genre:slash  AU:modern  AU:related 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Fucking Hot! (Modern Day AU)
Okay, I've had an idea (It's a modern AU like it says in the title): It's summer and it's unbearably hot which leads to Federico taking off his clothing (Not everything in one go. First the shirt, then the trousers, etc.) till he's running around totally naked in his flat (I want painfully vivid descriptions of the sweat running down his body and of the heat torturing him). While doing so he happens to be chatting to [Ezio/Leonardo/Altair. Anyone out of those three is fine so just go with the one you like most. Just keep in mind that it's an AU so Ezio and Federico don't necessarily have to be brothers if you don't want them to be.] who doesn't have the slightest idea what's going on at the other end of the connection (Maybe you could make their conversation hilariously innocent. Like some shy 14-year-olds chatting to each other. Though that's just a suggestion. If you've got a better idea, feel free to use that. The chat doesn't even have to be about anything romantic (they don't even have to be interested in each other...that might be way more funny than the other way around). Note that he's not chatting at the beginning of the fic, though. At first only heat, clothes off. Maybe he's waiting for that certain person to come online at first). I want something that's awfully funny/embarrassing and awfully hot at the same time. Please do this, you know you want to :p! (Bonus points if the only thing Federico doesn't take off are his sun glasses :D!) PS: Oh my GOD! That's a long request...oh well...I just had so many ideas for this one...if it wasn't for my writer's block I'd SO write this!
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Federico_Auditore  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Altair/Ezio, hurt/comfort+smut
Kink suggestion: AU, modern times; Altair was a special agent contacted by Giovanni to rescue his kidnapped son, Ezio. Since the family failed to meet the ransom demands, they fear greatly his life. Fast forward after a few months/years, Altair found Ezio in a brothel, bound and broken; Ezio was repeatedly raped. Altair rescued Ezio but the latter was so traumatized. Altair ended up treating Ezio by making real love to him. Hmm. Ok, calling out to Anons there, please make this piece come to life. We need more Altair/Ezio loving.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  pairing:Altaïr/Ezio  genre:slash  kink:hurt/comfort  AU:prostitution  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Modern AU: Fem!Altair w/ baby!Desmond
I saw a fem!Altairx Ezio a while back and this plotbunny wouldn't leave me alone. Okay so Fem!Altair has(can be biological or adopted) baby!Desmond. A lot of fluff there. So Altair meets a man (preferably Ezio, but anything will do). Can the man get pass protective!baby!Desmond to get Altair's heart? Bonuses -Mommybear!Altair -Ziio with toddler!Connor make an appearance! She can be with Haytham or not( that is up to the author) -Shovel talk from baby!Desmond(ex:"If you hurt my mommy.....") -If the man is Ezio, can the humorous and sassy Auditore family make an appearance. -If the baby is biological, the father could be William Miles, but he and Altair broke up already. -If the man is Malik, humorous and cute Kadar please. -A sex scene could be included, but is not necessary. -I would like a series, but a one shot is great also!
Part6  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Desmond_Miles  pairing:Altaïr/Ezio  genre:het  AU:modern  AU:genderswap 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
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I HAVE A FANTASTIC MENTAL IMAGE. MAKE IT HAPPEN, ANON. Modern AU. Kadar is a cashier at a grocery store, working a late shift. And then Federico comes in and buys lube / extra large condoms / maybe some whipped cream / etc, and Kadar tries not to be completely awkward while ringing him up. and I'd obviously be delighted if you can work in some wild sex after that, but I'm not picky.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Federico_Auditore  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  pairing:Federico/Kadar  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
California boys – Modern day Kadar in a bikini
Long story short, Anon has been listening to "California Gurls" (Katy Perry ft. Snoop) way to much lately and can’t get the mental image of Kadar strutting around the golden coast in a string bikini top and a pair of (vary tight) daisy dukes out of her head. So that’s what I want, because the world needs more lewd kadar. Suggestive use of popsicles/sex on the beach is optional, bonus points if Desmond is around to drool over the scantily clad novice and an extra life if Malik objects to kadar’s promiscuous behavior.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Desmond/Kadar  pairing:Shaun/Kadar  genre:slash  AU:modern  -Songfic 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Ezio/Leo - Office sex
Completely off the wall, but... I have a mad craving for Ezio/Leonardo having sex on a desk, half dressed in suits. With Salai (as Leo's secretary) listening over the intercom. I blame this: http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/647484/
Part1  AC2  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Salaì  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  genre:slash  kink:voyeurism  kink:desk_sex  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
So I'm writing this fic
After reading another fic on this very meme that concerned something of a domestic life (Shit Hits The Fan, I think), I started to write a family fic (set in the semi-present time) of my own. I will give you a preview, and you guys can tell me if you want to see more, since I'm debating about posting this on ff.net or anywhere else. We've got Altaïr/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, Desmond/Shaun, and Frederico/Kadar (because he needs more luffins). On with the fic!
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:Federico_Auditore  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  pairing:Desmond/Shaun  pairing:Federico/Kadar  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Alt/Mal AU
Methinks some AU might be in order, yes? I don't care how or even IF Malik lost his arm (bad me, I usually stick to the rules) but I'd like to see how our assassins would behave in a 'normal environment'; like their house, the grocery store, the carwash... anything is possible! Established relationship or not is up to ze writeanon. Alt/Mal preferably.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  character:Desmond_Miles  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
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Federico/Kadar or Kadar/Federico I don't really care how you do it, anon. I just want to see it.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Federico_Auditore  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  pairing:Federico/Kadar  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
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Altair/Malik Twenty-first century office romance GO~! Bonus points if Kadar is the intern traumatized for life.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Alt/Mal Time laspes ftw!
Okay so I've had this idea for a while and it won't leave me alone. Malik is studying to be a high school teacher so in college he was a student teacher for an eleventh grade class or whatever. Altair was in that class and was a total trouble maker. Because of this Malik puts his heart and soul to try to get through to him but it doesn't seem to work and by the end of the year(or Malik's semester) he leaves. (Malik was like 20 and Altair was like 16/17) SOME YEARS LATER (six or seven years? that would make Malik 27 and Altair 23 which is the average graduation age right?) Malik has had his own teaching job at some high school and is told that at the start of this coming year he'll get another teacher for his more difficult classes. The new teacher is of course Altair who just graduated. When he sees Malik he gets all excited and goes on and on about how Malik inspired him to be a better person and how it made him want to be a teacher too! Malik then gets charmed by this new happy polite, amazing teacher Altair and falls for him. :DD Specific prompt is specific. <3<3<3
Part2  AC1  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:university  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Getting this off mah chest because omg
I know I've posted a prompt here before but I cannnnn'ttt help it! Sorry! Anyways here's the thing: so I had taken the elevator and had riden the train and I had this sudden sick fantasy: Train. Crowded. Breakdown. Stuck. Touching. Elevator. Crowded. Blackout. Stuck. Touching. U-S-T that may lead to S-E-X? OMG I-I would really be thrilled to my wet undies if someone fill this prompt. If you can make it Altair/Malik then I think I would be need a whole set of undies to buy due to the constant explosion in my ovaries. Or Ezio/Leo. Or Shaun/Des.
Part2  AC1  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
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ModernAU!Altair is secretly a huge Lady Gaga fan. Malik finds out when he walks in on Altair dancing to one of her songs. Bonus points for the song being Alejandro and he's replacing the names with his friends' names.
Part2  AC1  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  genre:gen  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Winning Basket Love
So my school basketball team just one their game by scoring in the last seven seconds in over time and won by 1 point. Now they get to move up in March Madness. We were watching the game in the community room in our dorm and once the last point was scored everyone WENT INSANE. Literally. They had to close down the street because the students were all out parading. So. Altair makes the winning basket right before the timer goes off. Everyone is crazy and in the mess Malik runs and jumps Altair and gives him a big ol' smooch. They then proceed to go back to their apartment and have da sex. Preferably with Malik as the bottom since he's rewarding Altair ;P You could also make it so Malik was on the team and passed the ball to Altair before his shot. TL;DR Altair wins the basketball game for his team and Malik decides to "reward" him. ;D
Part2  AC1  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
A Twist on an Abusive Relationship?
I know a lot of people are like,"UGH! One of theeeeeeese?" Bear with me. I've read my fair share of cliche suckiness. So I was thinking of a story where Malik finds out Altair is in an abusive relationship with his wife Maria. Malik notices that Altair is sporting a few bruises, but a first he thought it was just Altair getting into fights like at a bar or something and he's like,"Altair! Set a better example for your kids!" and stuff. Altair's like,"Yeah okay." cuz he doesn't want Malik to know that Maria hits him. Of course Altair isn't going to hit her back because he doesn't want to stoop to her level and he doesn't want to leave her because of the kids/he still kinda loves her? and so he just takes it. One day, Malik finds out via the kids. Like, maybe he's a kindergarten teacher and one of Altair's kids is his student and he draws Maria hitting Altair with a frying pan or something. So Malik investigates. He could be all like,"Why don't you call the police or leave her?!" and Altair's all like,"Cause she could lie and say she was defending herself and she'll take the kids or she'll kill me or she's psyco." or some shit like that. So MALIK TO THE RESCUE and stuff cause he loves Altair and the whatnot. It sounded awesome at like 2 in the morning. ._. CAN I HAZ PLZ?
Part2  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Maria_Thorpe  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  pairing:Altaïr/Maria_Thorpe  genre:slash  genre:het  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Oreos!
Either Fed/Vieri, Altair/Malik, or Altair/Kadar. With oreos. Eating them off each other. Spreading the cream filling on stomachs, thighs, other*ahem*areas and then licking it off. PLEASE I WANT THIS SO MUCH! It can be AU or whatever. I don't care. Just please, please, pretty please with oreos on top make it work!
Part2  AC1  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Kadar  genre:slash  kink:food  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Hockey!
Just got home from a hockey game and now I can't get the image of the AC boys playing out of my head. Would love some ice-hockey shenanigans. Though I do think Malik would have a hard time with only one arm...the manager maybe? Bonus points if there is some sexy-times back in the locker room, because everyone gets naked up in there!
Part2  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  genre:gen  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
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It's this anon's birthday today. C: I would like to see cutesie birthday celebrations. Everyone is invited. I'm cutting a giant hole in the space time continuim thingy, so no need for plot. I'm thinking of cake being shoved into the birthday-assassin's face. It would please me.
Part2  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Niccolò_Machiavelli  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  pairing:Desmond/Shaun  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
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Modern AU; Altair/Malik; Cinema date. Malik keeps complaining about the stupid movie, Altair keeps stealing Malik's snacks and sniping people with popcorn.
Part2  AC1  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Crack required
So I've seen this picture circulating recently of all the Assassins and their "tech guys" all gathered around what looks very much like a game board, assumingly watching Malik beating Altair at checkers. What I want though is that, only with a game involving all of them. Like Uno or something. And eventually it gets out of hand.
Part2  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Lucy_Stillman  genre:gen  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
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This Ausanon is pumped for the Mardi Gras parade in Sydney tomorrow night. I wanna see some AC boys showing some gay pride. Maybe they're in the Mardi Gras, maybe it's just taking a stand against gay bashers or coming out to friends and family. Don't care about pairing, so long as I see some guys that are happy the way they are!! Parade!Bonus points for somehow being able to include the Dykes on Bikes.
Part2  status:unfilled  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
CUPCAKE WAR!
I don't even what. My brain is seriously messed up and all I can think about is Ezio, Altair and Desmond having a cupcake war. Like full on chucking them as hard as possible. :) Slash or not, it doesn't really matter. Bonus points if Shaun/Leonardo/Malik get stuck in the crossfire.
Part2  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  genre:gen  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Class Reunion AU
10 years later. All pairings are Go. I'd like to request one reunited couple getting it on in a car after. :D Please?
Part2  AC:misc  status:unfilled  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
The Drive-Thru!
Anon desperately wants a Fic (or art!) where one of the Assassins (doesn't matter which one) is working the drive-thru at a McDonald's. GO FOR THE LOLS, ANONS~
Part2  AC1  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
We Dare Assassins
There's a new game for the Wii and PS3 move. It's a sex game from Ubisoft called We Dare. http://wii.ign.com/articles/115/1152147p1.html I wanna see the modern day assassins getting a little tipsy wasted and playing this game.
Part2  AC:misc  status:unfilled  -Double_post  character:assassins  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
We Dare Assassins
There's a new game for the Wii and PS3 move. It's a sex game from Ubisoft called We Dare. http://wii.ign.com/articles/115/1152147p1.html I wanna see the modern day assassins getting a little tipsy wasted and playing this game.
Part2  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Soccer Dad
I'd like a story where Altair is a soccer dad and Malik is the couch of Altai'r two kids. Whenever he sees Altair, he's like, "Ohemgee! Who is that gai?!" He just basically wants to figure out who Altair is and if he's still married or not. When he finds out Altair isn't, he tries his damnedest to get into those pants...subtlety? Altair is a stay at home day. He works from the house despite his singleness. Maybe he's a writer and he has a book series called "The Codex Pages" and it's like a kids book or something. TL;DR - No, you have to read it. >8[ I would cry tears of boners and buttsex if someone writes this. :'} I would totally write this myself, but I'm already working on something. :P
Part2  AC1  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
ConEzio Meet the Family
Soooo, I've fallen into the ConEzio hell recently. I thoroughly recommend it and all, but I would love to see some more fanfiction for it! So anyways, I would really love to see Connor and Ezio dating, and Ezio deciding that he wants Connor to meet the whole family. And Connor gets really nervous, because it's been just him and his Ista for as long as he can remember (yes Ziio is alive deal with it), and will the Auditores like him, will they approve of his relationship with Ezio, will Claudia punch him in the face, wasn't Mr. Auditore some sort of big banker, and so on and so forth because we all know Connor is just a big ball of neuroses. But once he gets there the Auditores just...welcome him in, shower him with love and forcefeed him pasta. Idk, I just want to see Connor interacting with the Auditores fluff.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  pairing:Connor/Ezio  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
The Doctor in Brotherhood got me thinking...
I'd really like to see something like a modern day AU, where mankind suffers another bout of bubonic plague and Ezio catches it. There's corruption and chaos all over Europe but Leonardo- who is one of the incredibly fucking lucky few to be immune/resistant-refuses to abandon his friend and vows to nurse him back to health even though the bubonic plague is incredibly horrifying and disgusting as hell. BUT! It gets waaaaaay worse: Ezio develops Septicemic plague, but since this is an AU plague, it gets even /worse/ as Ezio pretty much ends up pulling a 28 Days Later. Running rampant, bleeding orifices, uncontrollable rage, eye-gouging , the works. I'm going to leave the ending up to you, Anon. Can be Ezio/Leo or they could just be bros, either one is fine!
Part2  AC2  status:filling  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
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Altair/Malik Modern AU, told from the perspective of the barista where Malik gets his coffee every morning.
Part2  AC1  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
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Altair/Desmond/Ezio Ezio and Altair are Desu's older brothers and are very possessive of him. Desu meets Shaun and Ezio and Altair decide to stake their claim on Desu. bottom!Desu and Desu getting DPed please.
Part2  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  pairing:Altaïr/Desmond/Ezio  genre:slash  kink:incest  AU:modern  AU:related 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
My GOD, WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!!
During a discussion, Ezio is offended that Leonardo would shop at K-Mart, when Target is "obviously better". Leonardo gets pissed, and yells that he bought all of Ezio's underwear from K-Mart. Ezio nearly has a cardiac arrest. Please, anons; make this happen!
Part2  AC2  status:filled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  genre:gen  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
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Ezio goes to take a pilates/yoga class. The instructor, Leonardo, is gorgeous and Ezio wonders how bendable he really is (bonus points if he can manage to suck his own cock). Ezio then proceeds to fuck Leo in the pilates studio, which had mirrors all over the place. Have fun~
Part2  AC2  status:filled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
That feels so good~ What the--AAAHHHHHGAAWWDD
Is it just me, or do condoms these days lack quality? As in, they fucking break, especially when you want to go hard. <3, then the condom BREAKS, and my friend and I were just like ... DON'T MOVE. So, anon would like to request Ezio getting more than peeved at the cheaptastic quality of condoms, and Leonardo going O.O thoughout the ordeal. (Goodbye Trojan; you've just lost a customer. At least, those are my experiences, anons. Hope nothing like this is common to you guys.)
Part2  AC2  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
"S-S-Si?"
Modern day AU, in which Ezio has to take a phone call while his apprentices rim him and marvel over the contours of his body (particularly, his ass).
Part2  AC:Brotherhood  status:filled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:recruits(AC2)  pairing:Ezio/recruit  genre:slash  genre:het  kink:rimming  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Bowling
Two options here: 1) Altair making fun of Malik bowling with only one arm. I don't care if you add more characters, but I just want Malik being all pissed off and then kicking Altair's smug ass! 2) Someone getting fucked by a bowling pin. Yeah. That.
Part2  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  genre:gen  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Nuh uh, ya dikkk
Altair wants to fuck Malik. Altair goes to fuck Malik. Altair is about to fuck Malik. Altair realizes that there are no more condoms. Malik freaks out. And steals condoms from ROBERT DE SABLE. (Lol; imagine attempting to run with a boner between your legs. You ladies realize how much that fuckin' hurts?)
Part2  AC1  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Robert_de_Sablé  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Ezio finds the kink meme.
And faps furiously to the thought of Leonardo upon reading a prompt. Bonus points if Leonardo catches him and finishes the job.
Part2  AC2  status:filled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Hahahahaha, if someone fills this, I will do a tribal dance
One day, Altair walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey: Got any grapes?" Malik said, "No, I don't have any grapes; I only have lemonade, you dick." (You know you want this.)
Part2  AC1  status:artfill  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  genre:gen  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Everything isn't just what we think it is
AU, please. Maria is the perfect poster wife, mother, and daughter. Everyone thinks that she and Giovanni are the perfect couple with the perfect children: dining high class, wearing the best of the best, owning expensive cars and villas. Maria Auditore is the wife of Giovanni Auditore, a wealthy banker with the most successful of "businesses". And she hates it. She hates how confined she is, knowing that she has to be so fake, knowing that the world sees her for only her facade; she hates the mistresses Giovanni has and how it's allowed, the gossip, the superficial elements, how she barely remembers her old self. She hated it all. Until she meets HIM. Altair Ibn La-Ahad, a man who barely "broke" the ties that bound him to the life of assassinations and the Creed, moves into Italy to lay low while chaos is being sorted. He had been betrayed by Malik A-Sayf, a man he had thought to be his sworn brother, and wanted to forget the death of his wife and children, even if it meant that he was to leave a life of luxury and class. And one day, he runs into a certain woman (w/e scenario writer!anon wants it to be). Maria is intrigued by this stranger, and they become fast friends; Altair knows who she is, as the wife of "The Banker", one who everyone in the underworld of corruption knows, but she knows him as the man who knows a lot about philosophy, and the one who rekindles a sense of hope within her. And soon, she falls for Altair, and vice versa. And they try to run away, or ... something. I zunno; writer!anon can make up the rest. Grazie~
Part2  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Maria_Auditore  character:Giovanni_Auditore  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  pairing:Giovanni_Auditore/Maria_Auditore  pairing:Altaïr/Maria_Auditore  genre:het  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Like a virgin...
While out browsing new cars today, I had an idea for a prompt. AU, teen Alt/Mal, They start off as friends, one of them gets a car, and they go driving together. And then they end up losing their virginity to each other in the back of the car ;) Up to the writer if it is initiated with alcohol or not. I'd prefer not too much angst, just something sweet and sexy :) Extra points if they go home after and Kadar gets all smug and suspicious. Because I love smug!Kadar. Much, much love to any writers who fill my humble request! <3 <3
Part2  AC1  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  kink:first_time  kink:virginity  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
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