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D&D: Desmond rolls to seduce the dragon
Desmond's character (rogue or bard or thief or whatever), which he named after himself, is trying to seduce the dragon in their Dungeons and Dragons campaign.

He succeeds but not without some complications....

Other players in the campaign are the other modern gang, or the other game protagonists, up to you!
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  genre:gen 
october 2019 by asscreedarchive
Desmond preggo and pampered
Desmond is a rare Omega with valuable DNA. several other Assassins are assigned to be his harem. He loves and sleeps with all of them and so when he gets pregnant they all shower him with love and attention
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:assassins  pairing:Desmond/assassins  genre:slash  kink:harem  kink:mpreg  kink:polyamory  AU:alpha/beta/omega 
august 2019 by asscreedarchive
Alexios/Bayek Anal fisting
Modern Au! Where Alexios and Bayek meet...somehow. maybe they meet online as a one night stand, and the sex is good enough that they keep going back to each other, wanting more. As they start their relationship, they begin to explore their kinkier sides, and Alexios (hopefully being a needy bottom in this) mentions fisting, and how it's something he is interested in trying. Bayek, always willing to help his boyfriend feed his hungry hole, agrees, and they begin to slowly explore the kink. Alexios and Bayek love it, and become true fist pigs, Bayek even tentatively trying it himself and loves it as well. I...don't know how extreme anyone would want to go with it, but the more extreme the better, honestly.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Alexios  character:Bayek_of_Siwa  pairing:Bayek/Alexios  genre:slash  kink:fisting  AU:modern 
june 2019 by asscreedarchive
Disney's Gargoyles
Has anyone asked for a cross with the 90s cartoon Gargoyles? (God, I miss that show so has my first OTP) It'd be an interesting fit, what with the ancient mystical civilizations and the existence of fae and magic from the Gargoyles lore. And all the architecture our assassins are scrambling over is just begging for some interesting sculptures that can only be seen during the day.

Create your own clan, or used an established one. (Ex. Aveline running across the Mayan/Guatamalan Clan)
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  genre:gen  crossover:Gargoyles  AU:crossover 
march 2019 by asscreedarchive
Stripper's Creed
Modern setting.

The Assassins need info to get closer to their target is by infiltrating a strip club.

No, they aren't going for entertainment purposes. They ARE the entertainment.

Mission can call for only one Assassin to go in, or a whole herd of our favorite Assassins. Who has to be blackmailed/forced/ordered into doing this mission? Who is totally looking forward to struttin' their stuff? Who is blushing the entire time? And most importantly, who gets the most money/phone numbers shoved down their pants?

Nothing but pure crack. Have fun.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:modern  AU:stripper 
february 2019 by asscreedarchive
The Assassins are Banned From Argo
Or, the one where the Sassins get up to weird stuff in a space setting.
captcha: 69? Sure
Part6  AC:misc  status:filled  character:assassins  AU:space  -Songfic 
october 2017 by asscreedarchive
Assassin's Creed... In Space
The Assassins are a space ship crew, the more the merrier. Thinking more of a Star Wars or Firefly verse than Star Trek, because Trek kind of isn't my cup of tea.
Bonus for Connorline, funny moments and major badassery.
(Aveline would make a great Zoe but if the Reavers stabbed Connor with a spear he'd probably pull it out, get his tomahawk and proceed to make Reaver goop out of them. They'd have ptsd in the 5th generation! )
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  AU:space 
september 2017 by asscreedarchive
"Right. I just need to have sex on top of the Hellmouth to undo the what's-it-called spell and avert the apocalypse."
"Ew mum, icky"
"I sincerely hope not. You were brought into this world by sex and should not be disgusted by it. Besides, the life of a vampire slayer is full of many much ickier things than your parents screwing to prevent the end of the world."
"As a Watcher, I must agree. Demon intestines, to name one."
Part6  -Misfire  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Haytham_Kenway  character:Ziio(Kaniehtí:io)  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Rebecca_Crane  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Haytham/Ziio  genre:het  crossover:Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer  AU:crossover 
august 2017 by asscreedarchive
Hangover Assassin Style
Connor in ToKW (the beginning) looks like someone who woke up seriously hungover and is dismayed to find that he has no idea what happened, why he is in a forest and where his pants (and drinking buddies) went.Not that I blame him. But it makes me want to write an actual hungover-fic. With Edward. And Hickey. Because those two would not be absent from a night of drunken idiocy. Maybe an AU where Ed lives, Ziio lives and Haytham is actually marrying Ziio (it took him 20 years to propose) and stag night happens. With Connor. And Edward (who is the instigator). And Colonial Boyband and Shay.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Edward_Kenway  character:Thomas_Hickey  character:Haytham_Kenway  character:Ziio(Kaniehtí:io)  character:templars(AC3)  character:Shay_Cormac  pairing:Haytham/Ziio  genre:het  crossover:The_Hangover  AU:crossover 
august 2017 by asscreedarchive
Highlander fusion
The game protagonists (Altair, Ezio, and others) are Immortals. Do with that what you will
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  crossover:Highlander  AU:crossover 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Assassins D&D
Or, the one where the Assassins are a Dungeons and Dragons playing group (or Larpers for less dorkyness).

Ideas: Edward is Edward. Drunk chaotic neutral berserker munchkin or something.
Altair munchkins with the focus of a laser-guided missile.
Ezio is a multiclass bard/assassin who tries to bed all the ladies.
Maria is the girl who Altair brought to a D&D party, and who miraculously stayed both with the players and with Altair. She plays a female knight (Paladin) and actually bothers to roleplay.
Shaun is Game Master.
Desmond is there mostly to drink soda, eat nachos and quote Monty Python. He is known for asking what his character class is again.
Aveline and Shay - Rogues
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:modern 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Cards Against Assassins
Or, the Assassins sit around in the afterlife and Desmond suggests they play CAH. Edward is probably super on board with it, the others agree with a varying amount of reluctance.

Captcha: Daniel's name is? Sure he can join too.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:afterlife 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Toy Story AU (crack possibly)
Okay ya know the action figures Ubisoft sells? Toy Story AU where the Assassin figures and the Templar figures wage a war that has to be kept secret from both the humans and the other "civilian" toys. (Perhaps also they seek Pieces of Eden that are in actuality some mundane object which just seems supernatural from a toy's perspective... think like the Cragle from the Lego Movie XD)
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  character:templars  genre:gen  crossover:Toy_Story  AU:crossover 
january 2017 by asscreedarchive
Zombie AU
The assassin's that are related to Desmond (Altier, Ezio, Connor, Edward, & Haytham) & Desmond himself have to work together during a zombie invasion, with them all using there skills to destroy the zombies, and help the Kenway men get along.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Edward_Kenway  character:Haytham_Kenway  genre:gen  AU:zombies 
september 2015 by asscreedarchive
Crack Hospital AU
The show Scrubs, but instead of John Dorian, there's Arno Dorian. (or actually Desmond would be a better fit, personality-wise. It's just, the same-name-shenanigans are what made me think of this. Go either way, filler.)

bonus points awarded for any of these also if you can make it work:
-Edward Kenway as The Janitor?
-Warren Vidic as Dr. Kelso?
-Adéwalé as Turk?
-Shaun as Dr. Cox?
-MORE EXTRA POINTS: some patient comes in suffering from a not-quite-successful assassination and maybe the patient "mysteriously" dies from a "mysterious" new stab wound while in the hospital *shifty eyes*
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Arno_Dorian  character:Desmond_Miles  crossover:Scrubs  AU:crossover 
september 2015 by asscreedarchive
I'll Make An Assassin Out Of You
Based on the Mulan song 'I'll Make A Man Out Of You', with this featuring assassin creed characters (including Shay & Haytham with the assassin's), with other characters, like from other video games, movies, and marvel characters (I would love to have Loki as a marvel character added). And they are featured training to be assassins with whoever anon wants as the 'Mulan' character, and whoever anon wants as the 'Shang' character. (...)
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Shay_Cormac  character:Haytham_Kenway  genre:gen  crossover:Mulan  AU:crossover 
july 2015 by asscreedarchive
Modern AU Kidnapped
So the Assassin protags: Altaïr, Ezio, Connor... and Desmond? are strangers who end up, through misfortune, on the wrong side of a hostage situation together.

Their kidnappers are the some of the templars (eg Cesare, Robert, etc) or maybe just anyone who has in-canon antagonised the Assassins in any way (...Washington?)

Anyway the kidnappers are armed (with guns), the 'assassins' are not (and bound, and have no combat training probably), and maybe they are also surrounded by other frightened hostages.

They become friends and motivate each other to not lose hope and try (and fail) to come up with an escape plan. Ultimately they are rescued by a group of their friends (eg Malik, Leonardo, Shaun... Charles? (I ship CharlesxConnor shhh)). Maybe their friend came together as a ragtag vigilante group? Or maybe they were actually all in the police/military/whoever deals with hostage stuff.

+++ Altaïr is some sort of semi-famous artist or something and Ezio has heard about him from Leonardo... and Ezio is a huge fan.
+++ Altaïr torn between feeling embarrassed and feeling proud in response to Ezio's shameless gushing.
+ Super awkward hushed conversations between the 'assassins' as they introduce themselves to each other.
+++ Altaïr catches Robert's eye and Robert drags him off kicking and screaming to rape him senseless because de Sable is a violent creep.
++ Washington was Connor's friend. He feels very very betrayed.
+ The 'assassins' trying to rally the other frightened captives to fight back together.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  character:templars  genre:gen  AU:modern 
march 2015 by asscreedarchive
Edward/Altair, alpha/beta/omega dynamics, smut
Altair is Edward's omega slut because why not?!!
seriously im just looking for porn but if anon can put some plot into it i wont mind
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Edward_Kenway  pairing:Altaïr/Edward_Kenway  genre:slash  AU:alpha/beta/omega 
february 2015 by asscreedarchive
Any/any, courtesans job swap (crack)AU
In which all the lovely ladies of the various Rosas are Assassins, and our Assassins are the courtesans.

+1 La Volpe is the manager
+10 Leonardo invents state of the art sextoys
+1000000000000 Ezio in a corset

Feel free to throw in characters from other games too. Timeline? What timeline, you can have courtesan!Altair & Kenways, it doesn't have to make sense.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  character:courtesans  AU:prostitution  AU:role_reversal 
january 2015 by asscreedarchive
crackfic: modern AU Connor/everyone, sex therapy
The headline of an earlier prompt gave me ideas, namely that sweet, caring Connor would actually be a great at sex therapist. His best friend/roommate/whatever gets the same idea, and starts setting up every lonely, anxious or just plain frustrated person they know for "therapy" with him. Connor, being Connor, is a bit disappointed that all the people he's been dating in an attempt to find his soulmate seem to disappear after a one night stand, but figures it's probably his fault and tries not to dwell on it. Until he catches on, that is. Would like to see: Connor/Aveline Connor/Ezio, who is totally not going through a dry spell and starting to doubt his down hotness, no sir Altair and Maria (and Malik?) wanting to spice up their sex life with a threesome (foursome) Connor meets whoever will become his eventual canon wife because of it (and everyone else never lest ihm live it down)
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  genre:slash  genre:het  AU:modern 
december 2014 by asscreedarchive
Connor's Sexual Therapy
Maybe it's a modern AU, maybe Desmond's lineage is at stake, but OP would like to see a situation where Altair, Ezio, and Desmond all have sex with Connor. Like, literal sexual therapy. Connor wants to have sex but his anxiety always gets in the way, so they all take turns having gentle sex with Connor while the other two keep Connor calm. Obviously non or dub con is out the picture, but OP would like emphasis on feelings of safety and peace because it's the brotherhood y'know? Pairings are up to you, though OP prefers the OT4.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Desmond_Miles  pairing:Altaïr/Connor/Desmond/Ezio  genre:slash  AU:modern 
november 2014 by asscreedarchive
Incubus Connor
OP has read a lot of fics where other AC characters are incubuses, but none of Connor. So OP would like to see a fic where Connor is an incubus but is so sexually naive and kind that his mortal ends up seducing him instead. AltCon, DesCon, ConEzio, HaythCon, and ClipCon would be cool to read. Thanks for reading!
Part6  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Ezio_Auditore  pairing:Connor/Ezio  genre:slash  AU:incubus 
november 2014 by asscreedarchive
Conzio: Size Kink
After seeing some fanart, I've noticed that Connor is a giant in comparison to Ezio. Some fic got me hooked on this pairing and I'd like to see anything involving their height/physiques, smut or not. Because sometimes, Ezio needs to be paired with someone way bigger than him who'll still treat him with gentleness.
Part6  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Ezio_Auditore  pairing:Connor/Ezio  genre:slash  kink:size  AU:modern 
november 2014 by asscreedarchive
Book of Assassins
Book of Life/AC crossover, because why not? I really only have two character requests for this: La Muerte as Altair and Xibalba as Malik. Everyone else is up to you Anons! Have fun!
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  crossover:The_Boof_of_Life  AU:crossover 
november 2014 by asscreedarchive
Modern!AU; assassins get their hands on Abstergo's master engineer
I read an old prompt in one of the older parts, but now of course I can't remember where it is, and I can't find it. But the gist of that prompt was a modern AU-thing where the Assassins are up against the big Templar-run organisation Abstergo with all of the big baddies in the lead (Rodrigo, Al Mualim, Cesare, etc). And then someone in the comments mentioned that Leonardo was probably their mostly-innocent master-engineer who happened to come up with insanely destructive weapons among all the drawings of flowers and kittens, and another anon commented that the assassins probably would try to kidnap Leonardo. Which led to someone else pointing out that no kidnapping was needed, as Leonardo would probably follow Ezio home like a lost puppy by wanting to sketch him. So, basically, that's my prompt. Modern AU with the assassins trying to find a way to kidnap Abstergo's master engineer, so as to put them massively back in terms of taking over the world. Only for Ezio, when shown a picture of the engineer, to exclaim that that is the guy who followed him home from the park; did fourteen sketches of Ezio; turned out amazing at sex; cooked breakfast; and was left in Ezio's apartment with a toaster and a toolbox. And then the assassins all show up to find a cute-as-a-button-Leonardo has turned the toaster into a spy sattelite, vegetarian lasagna for everyone, upgraded Ezio's firealarm to also function as a short-range security system, and is now doodling butterflies on the cupboards.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:assassins  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  genre:slash  AU:modern 
november 2014 by asscreedarchive
When Desmond was younger he was probably left alone, nobody to play with him, no love, got nothing but a cold shoulder. So he made his own parental figure, someone to love him and cherish him, protect and play with him. Altair. But when he is forced to go to school and meet new people. He gets scared and runs away to... let's say... a park. He walks around with Altair in the park for a while, before eventually sitting on a bench. Next thing he knows he meets two other boys, Leonardo and Kadar. (...)
Part:Fills  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  genre:gen  AU:imaginary_friends 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
The Theft of Three (11/?)
Okay, so, I had this glorious idea in the shower and I thought I'd bring it here. If nobody fills it, I dunno, I might try to, but fuck if I didn't want to toss it up here anyway. I love AU, especially well-done AU, and I kind of really want a (modern day) heist AU thing. Think Ocean's Eleven or something like that. I'm thinking Giovanni Auditore is the old thief whose found the location of a Piece of Eden and wants to steal it from the Templars, so he's PUTTIN' TOGETHER A TEAM. La Volpe, an old ally from BACK IN THE DAY, Master Thief. Malik, Altaïr, and Kadar. Rebecca, the hacker/security girl/computer whiz. Desmond, operative. Lucy, the inside agent. Shaun, the information geek guy. Ezio and Federico. Leonardo, GADGETS GUY. Also, Lorenzo de' Medici is their rich-guy backer. THEY ARE GOING TO PULL OFF THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY. epic bonus points if they're all doing it to get the PoE out of Templar hands except La Volpe, whose expecting some cold hard cash out of the deal. (...)
Part:Fills  AC:misc  status:filling  character:assassins  AU:heist 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Delivery - Part 1 (1/3)
Mafia AU. Except, it's different; now, in the previous meme, it was based on the Italian branch, with Ezio and Feddy going about, but this time, I want it based on ALL the sects. Particularly, I want WARFARE. Nikolai pops shit with Cross, Altair is the head honcho of his family, and ... YOU KNOW. STUFF. And Desmond is the unfortunate Domino's pizza guy who comes in at the wrong time and place? GO WILD
Part:Fills  AC:misc  status:filling  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:mafia 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Altered Flight Pattern
Just woke up from this really odd dream: In a modern AU, Malik and Ezio have been Best Bros Forever since they were kids. Malik has been in love with Ezio since they hit puberty, and Ezio has no idea. On Malik's 30th birthday, he decides it time to tell Ezio, even if it means ruining their friendship. Drunk from the party, he kisses Ezio (who is just as drunk and as such doesn't mind) and ends up giving him a blow job. The next morning Ezio awkwardly tells Malik that he needs some space to sort things out in his head. Ezio stops answering Malik's calls and finds excuses to not spend time with him. It gets to the point that Malik writes a message to Ezio using the giant billboard of the local movie theater apologising for sucking his cock (in those exact terms) and tells him answer his phone because they need to talk. Unfortunatly, it gets removed before Ezio can read it...but not before Altair does. Altair somehow figures out the idenity of who wrote the obscene message and decide
Part:Fills  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Ezio/Malik  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Long and complicated prompt is long and complicated Sorry! "Pets" are common in the world. Leonardo and Malik regularly go and purchase pets from the market, rehabilitate them, and gives them their freedom back. (Salai can be the pet Leonardo rescued and can't seem to get to leave.) One day, Leonardo goes to the market intent on purchasing and freeing another pet. There he sees three pets up for sale that catch his eye – Altair, Ezio, and Desmond. Particularly Ezio. (I see Altair being rather snarly and overprotective, Desmond rather terrified, and Ezio being Ezio - but overprotective of Desmond, too.) The only problem is that the three are only being sold as a set, and that is too pricy for Leonardo. He goes to Malik with the intent of pooling their money, but when they go back, the three have already been sold. (...)
Part:Fills  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  kink:sexual_slavery  AU:misc 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Diet Mints ( will cause you lose weight ( Easy fat loss is an important part this picture's health benefits. Minty Appetite Suppression ( are a natural way to suppress appetite.
Part1  AC:misc  -Spam  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Desmond_Miles  character:assassins  genre:gen 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
AarinFantasy Users
I'm trying to build cards for the Ishop. Only problem is, that I am having a very hard time finding high quality pictures of the boys. I have pictures of Desmond, and Alty. Can someone help me find high quality pictures of Leonardo, Malik, and Shaun? They have to be official game art or renders. I'd like some cards on there that I'd actually spend hard earned points on, instead of the bishie crap they have up now. I think alot of the AC fans on there would like this too. Okay now prompt teims: Ezio, Altair, and Desmond as Storm Troopers......what? They're identical, storm troopers are clones. Art fill, and/or fic fill, but preferably artfill.
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  -Other  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Desmond_Miles  genre:gen  crossover:Star_Wars  AU:crossover 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Striptease with the AC gang. They're playing the [insert century] version of strip poker (maybe dice?), and each time, someone has to take a piece of clothing off. Clearly, this means by the end of the game, everyone is naked and an orgy ensues. Anon doesn't care whether the fill is fic or art, just make it funny and sexy ^_~. Preferred pairings (can do multiple people altogether): Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, Lorenzo/Giovanni, La Volpe/Everyone. Cause you know that tricky fox would win. Also, Rosa is the dealer and makes as many lewd comments as possible comparing the length and girth of penises.
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  kink:stripping 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Assassin's... IN SPACE
I've been reading Hamletmachine's "Starfighter" comic recently and Assassin's Creed has been so much on the brain latly, I made a conclusion. They have been everywhere else, why not space? I want them ALL in space. That means Altair, Malik, Ezio, Leonardo, La Volpe, Desmond and Shaun (hell bring in the girls if you want). So, get them in space. Don't care how you do it. If it's AU. If it's totally crack. I just want them in space. FO SHO. Bonus Points: - They get skin tight space suits. - The characters have sex in said skin tight space suits. - Someone makes a Star Trek/Star Wars reference. - Borgia... IN SPACE. - There is an actual plot. - The Apple of Eden is not involved in any way shape or form. Good Luck! 8D
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:La_Volpe  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  AU:space 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Kadar and Desu AU
I am soooooo sorry to be adding to the pile. But I leave an option -- Yes, art is very much appreciated, and I don't care if there's a fic or not, I just have the burning urge for it. Kadar (looking like himself)with Scruffy Desmond. Kadar loved Altair for the longest time, but seeing that he's been taken by Malik, he ends up falling for Desmond, who is pretty much a clone of the man, but lighter, and kinder. So by that the man tends to be a slut for Desmond. I want whatever you can, and if there's no possibility of this being filled, I wont be butthurt. I completely and utterly understand that there is a shit-ton of prompts that need to be filled.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  character:Desmond_Miles  pairing:Desmond/Kadar  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Ezio, AU- Risky Business Dance Scene
So, this anon suddenly got this weird craving for Ezio doing the mentioned dance. In the traditional outfit, of course! ;) Here's a link (it starts, more or less, at 0:30): This screams AU for me, personally, but I like to be surprised. Whoever finds him watches a short time and then pounces the oblivious boy. Whoever means whoever here. Altair, Leonardo, Malik, Desmond, Shaun, Federico, Antonio, La Volpe, etc, ... or even all of the above...*whistles innocently* My only request is, whoever it is, Ezio bottoms.
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  genre:slash  -Songfic 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
"Hit it! I'm just a sweet transvestite..."
I just rewatched the Rocky Horror Picture Show recently and would looooove RHPS/AC artfills/ficfills. Maybe an AU fic with Desmond and Lucy (or Ezio and Leo) as Brad and Janet? Maybe an artfill of Leonardo dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter? Malik as Riff Raff? La Volpe as Frank and Altair as Rocky? Not really looking for anything specific, just really want to see how our creative peeps can accomplish this crossover while having fun with it!
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Lucy_Stillman  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:La_Volpe  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  crossover:The_Rocky_Horror_Picture_Show  AU:crossover 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Actually more like Altair <-Desmond <-Ezio triangle thingy. In which Altair is dense, Desmond fangirls crushes on Altair, and Ezio is jealous. Malik tried explaining it to Altair and fails,Shaun is supportive in his usually ass-like ways, and Leonardo is trying not to laugh so hard. Bonus points for fangirl Lucy and Rebecca Double bonus if Rebecca supports Ezio/Desmond and Lucy supports Altair/Desmond
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  pairing:Altaïr/Desmond  pairing:Desmond/Ezio  genre:slash 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Ezio/Altair - Prison Bitch
I want Altair and Ezio to be cell mates in prison (They should have their own stories of why they got in there. I'm leaving it up to you but it should be something a little more serious) and one of the two (maybe after a good ol' fight?) being the other's "prison bitch" (and he should not enjoy it :p). It should be more than just the sex, though. There should at least be some story before it happens (I guess it would be good to have the two become cell mates at the beginning, maybe talking a bit (I can't imagine the two talking a lot, though) and then, in the first night, it gets ugly :D). Note: -Ezio and Altair shouldn't be assassins and shouldn't know each other before "meeting" in prison. -If you want you can also use another pairing (except for Shaun/Desmond) but I'd prefer this pairing, because I think it's gonna work best with these two. I hope this hasn't been requested before (I can't remember it ever being requested). If it has, I'd appreciate a link to it.
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  pairing:Altaïr/Ezio  genre:slash  kink:non-con  AU:prison 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Birthday smex: altair x ezio
Ezio is depressed despite turning a year older (he's 25), he felt jaded, tired and worn out; unknown to him his Maestro aka Altair has a surprise for this special day. Anon request a heart warming and smexy Altair lovin his depressed Ezio. Bonus pts if you include an italian-wine coated Ezio being licked by Altair. @_@
Part1  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  pairing:Altaïr/Ezio  genre:slash 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Hot For Teacher
AU-verse. ALL Assassins/Templars in a charter school--this means dorms, except for one strange boy named Desmond Miles. He has family issues, and ever since his mother had been killed in a gang-related (TEMPLARS OHFUCK) accident, his father has been abusing him in more ways than one can count. His history teacher, Shaun Hastings, (:D) is becoming increasingly worried about Desmond, and when he corners him ont he subject, Desmond flees, frightened. Then one day he comes into class ten minutes before it was going to let out, and Mr. Hastings sees this giant bruise on the side of his face, and he's limping painfully. protectiveteacher!Shaun x abusedstudent!Desmond ensues. Other pairings, such as Altair/Malik, Federico/Vieri, Lucy/Rebecca, teacherassistant!Leonardo/Ezio, welcome but mainly centered on Shaun and Desmond, ti prego. Captcha says: convulsed toriano. Maybe Ezio is epileptic?
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:assassins  pairing:Desmond/Shaun  genre:slash  kink:teacher/student  AU:high_school 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
pilot AU
I don't think I can go to bed before I type this out... I know this is a huge request and detailed as heck, and it tears me apart to say that I'd write it myself - oh, all the ideas! - if I was capable of writing something else that drabbles or one shots, for this demands to be long and detailed. Seeing as I've got huge kink about pilots, planes and hospitals, you can guess a little what I'm after. But let me explain. I want an air force/pilot AU. Ezio is our cocky, brazen and a bit rude ace pilot who gives a shit about rules - he can always get out of trouble with the help of his natural charm. Now, skills don't really surpass the real experience, right? Well, that's what his ever so cynical and strict - but still so skilled - mentor/instructor/higher up, Altaïr, thinks. (...)
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  pairing:Altaïr/Ezio  genre:slash  AU:pilote 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
kkkk watch this amazing music video first pleaseee kso, Altair being the guy in the video, dancing for Malik in hopes of him coming back? Malik having left because it was, i dunno, kinda Altair's fault that Malik lost his arm and his brother? ;V Ohm, they could've met by being business partners or some shit sounds kinda lame, but meh If you write it you could make it wayyyyyy better like, add more stuff and make it more appealing or something OH, Malik could like, come back on a business trip from godknowswhere, and see Altair and then BAM Them bystanders could be other characters, like Desmond or Shaun or whatevessss pleasee anon make this shit happenn I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER <3<3<3 and excuse me for this shitty prompt
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  kink:dancing  AU:modern  -Songfic 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
modern medical AU with all characters from both AC I & II - preferably alt/mal and ezio/leo
Hello my dear anons!! :D I was watching rescue special ops and all saints the other night and this paramedic!altair and doctor!malik idea just struck me like a lightening. but alas, i've been writing in english only for three years so i'm not quite ready to show my humble works yet :( so yes! It's all for you, write!anons !!
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  genre:slash  AU:hospital 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
I haven't seen anything of them yet! So let's give it a try :3 Maybe set in some kind of AU? Desmond is all 'meh' about his Italian branch of the family spending their holidays in America until he meets his cousin Ezio? orz I dunno, I just want to see them together...
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Desmond_Miles  pairing:Desmond/Ezio  genre:slash  AU:modern  AU:related 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
What if, in an AU-land far far away, Altaïr and Malik were already together, sharing a life and home together? What if, in the AU-land far far away, everyone else (Ezio, Leo, Des, Shaun etc) also lived their happy little lives in peace. Then imagine, as after a night of rather hardcore partying, Altaïr somehow gets Malik to tell him how he REALLY wanted his ideal boyfriend to be, and discovers that he's nothing like the man Malik ever wanted. How to remedy this (since Altaïr ain't gonna let Malik go, he's got a way too fine ass for that)? Well Altaïr, clever man as he is, asks around for relationship-advice and tries to apply these in his and Maliks lives. Cue a confused Malik (and some sweet, sweet lovemaking in the end).
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Cockblocker Altair
Set in modern times: Altair, Ezio and Desmond are triplets. Altair being the oldest while Desmond's the youngest. At 25 Desmond is trying desperately to lose his virginity but failing. Every boyfriend he has gets run off by Altair who is a overprotective dick. Ezio on the other hand is all for his little brother getting laid. Enter Shaun Hastings who is not going to let a hot but stoic brother get in the way of screwing Desmond. Snarkyness abounds. Bonus for the other brother pairings (Alt/Mal Ez/Leo or any variaton) and Ninja!Altair in your room interrupting your make outs.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Desmond/Shaun  genre:slash  AU:modern  AU:related 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Fucking Hot! (Modern Day AU)
Okay, I've had an idea (It's a modern AU like it says in the title): It's summer and it's unbearably hot which leads to Federico taking off his clothing (Not everything in one go. First the shirt, then the trousers, etc.) till he's running around totally naked in his flat (I want painfully vivid descriptions of the sweat running down his body and of the heat torturing him). While doing so he happens to be chatting to [Ezio/Leonardo/Altair. Anyone out of those three is fine so just go with the one you like most. Just keep in mind that it's an AU so Ezio and Federico don't necessarily have to be brothers if you don't want them to be.] who doesn't have the slightest idea what's going on at the other end of the connection (Maybe you could make their conversation hilariously innocent. Like some shy 14-year-olds chatting to each other. Though that's just a suggestion. If you've got a better idea, feel free to use that. The chat doesn't even have to be about anything romantic (they don't even have to be interested in each other...that might be way more funny than the other way around). Note that he's not chatting at the beginning of the fic, though. At first only heat, clothes off. Maybe he's waiting for that certain person to come online at first). I want something that's awfully funny/embarrassing and awfully hot at the same time. Please do this, you know you want to :p! (Bonus points if the only thing Federico doesn't take off are his sun glasses :D!) PS: Oh my GOD! That's a long request...oh well...I just had so many ideas for this one...if it wasn't for my writer's block I'd SO write this!
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Federico_Auditore  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Okay, so, I had this glorious idea in the shower and I thought I'd bring it here. If nobody fills it, I dunno, I might try to, but fuck if I didn't want to toss it up here anyway. I love AU, especially well-done AU, and I kind of really want a (modern day) heist AU thing. Think Ocean's Eleven or something like that. I'm thinking Giovanni Auditore is the old thief whose found the location of a Piece of Eden and wants to steal it from the Templars, so he's PUTTIN' TOGETHER A TEAM. La Volpe, an old ally from BACK IN THE DAY, Master Thief. Malik, Altaïr, and Kadar. Rebecca, the hacker/security girl/computer whiz. Desmond, operative. Lucy, the inside agent. Shaun, the information geek guy. Ezio and Federico. Leonardo, GADGETS GUY. Also, Lorenzo de' Medici is their rich-guy backer. THEY ARE GOING TO PULL OFF THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY. epic bonus points if they're all doing it to get the PoE out of Templar hands except La Volpe, whose expecting some cold hard cash out of the deal. I hate adding prompts here but I've filled like five so I WANT TO ASK FOR THIS.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  status:filling(PF)  character:assassins  AU:heist 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Altair/Ezio, hurt/comfort+smut
Kink suggestion: AU, modern times; Altair was a special agent contacted by Giovanni to rescue his kidnapped son, Ezio. Since the family failed to meet the ransom demands, they fear greatly his life. Fast forward after a few months/years, Altair found Ezio in a brothel, bound and broken; Ezio was repeatedly raped. Altair rescued Ezio but the latter was so traumatized. Altair ended up treating Ezio by making real love to him. Hmm. Ok, calling out to Anons there, please make this piece come to life. We need more Altair/Ezio loving.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  pairing:Altaïr/Ezio  genre:slash  kink:hurt/comfort  AU:prostitution  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Modern AU: Fem!Altair w/ baby!Desmond
I saw a fem!Altairx Ezio a while back and this plotbunny wouldn't leave me alone. Okay so Fem!Altair has(can be biological or adopted) baby!Desmond. A lot of fluff there. So Altair meets a man (preferably Ezio, but anything will do). Can the man get pass protective!baby!Desmond to get Altair's heart? Bonuses -Mommybear!Altair -Ziio with toddler!Connor make an appearance! She can be with Haytham or not( that is up to the author) -Shovel talk from baby!Desmond(ex:"If you hurt my mommy.....") -If the man is Ezio, can the humorous and sassy Auditore family make an appearance. -If the baby is biological, the father could be William Miles, but he and Altair broke up already. -If the man is Malik, humorous and cute Kadar please. -A sex scene could be included, but is not necessary. -I would like a series, but a one shot is great also!
Part6  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Desmond_Miles  pairing:Altaïr/Ezio  genre:het  AU:modern  AU:genderswap 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Dunno if it has been done but...
Art fill. Altair and Ezio in Templar gear from their times. I want to see Altair in chainmail with a blood-red cross on his chest, and Ezio in whatever get-up you want to imagine for a Templar of his era. Make it look convincing, anon. c:
Part1  AC:misc  status:artfill  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  genre:gen  kink:clothing  AU:allegiance_switch 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
I want Malik high on opium; being badtouched by Altair, Ezio and Desmond. Maybe Altair and Ezio double-penetrating him while he sucks on Desmond's cock (possessive!Altair would be much appreciated, too) My, I don't even know why I love bottom!Malik that much.
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Desmond_Miles  pairing:Altaïr/Desmond/Ezio/Malik  genre:slash  kink:drugs 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
First time to request, ever! So, I have hopes for AU: Altaïr, Ezio, Des and Malik are in prison ‘cause they are hitmen/killers-for-hire. The group got caught during one of the jobs. I believe the four boys would do just fine in prison. But! Let us mix Leonardo the artist and Shaun the accountant into the soup! Poor Leo was set up for stealing/trafficking some painting and he was sent to prison. Shaun…. He stole money/sold the ideas of the company he was working for or something and he was sent to prison too. I’d like to see Ezio just falling in love at first sight, head over heels for nervous Leonardo. (He’s exactly the type to end up as a prison bitch). And maybe some Altaïr/Malik and Des/Shaun, too, but they’re not as important. Desperately wanna see Ezio taking Leo under his (over)protective custody, scaring off all the other guys.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  pairing:Desmond/Shaun  genre:slash  AU:prison 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Rock band on tour AU
It would make this anon very happy to see Ezio playing a guitar, Federico on drums and Malik and/or Shaun as band manager. No preference for what roles the rest of the AC cast play, but would like them to be included somehow. Bonus points if you can work in Federico/Kadar the roadie.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filled  status:artfill  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:band 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
I HAVE A FANTASTIC MENTAL IMAGE. MAKE IT HAPPEN, ANON. Modern AU. Kadar is a cashier at a grocery store, working a late shift. And then Federico comes in and buys lube / extra large condoms / maybe some whipped cream / etc, and Kadar tries not to be completely awkward while ringing him up. and I'd obviously be delighted if you can work in some wild sex after that, but I'm not picky.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Federico_Auditore  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  pairing:Federico/Kadar  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
California boys – Modern day Kadar in a bikini
Long story short, Anon has been listening to "California Gurls" (Katy Perry ft. Snoop) way to much lately and can’t get the mental image of Kadar strutting around the golden coast in a string bikini top and a pair of (vary tight) daisy dukes out of her head. So that’s what I want, because the world needs more lewd kadar. Suggestive use of popsicles/sex on the beach is optional, bonus points if Desmond is around to drool over the scantily clad novice and an extra life if Malik objects to kadar’s promiscuous behavior.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Desmond/Kadar  pairing:Shaun/Kadar  genre:slash  AU:modern  -Songfic 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:assassins  AU:cops 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Haytham Kenway's Sing-a-Long Blog
So the other day I was replaying AC3 while listening to the soundtrack for Dr. Horrible's sing-a-long blog (because multitasking, and what do you do with your weekends), and it struck me how Haytham and Connor's ideologies fit pretty well with the lyrics for My Eyes (see here: putting Haytham in for Dr. Horrible and Connor in for Penny). My deranged mind now desires AC characters in a Dr. Horrible setting, with Templars as the ELE/Henchmen Union and the Assassins as the Superheroes. Doesn't have to directly follow the story, just take inspiration from it and have fun! *Haytham Kenway as Dr. Horrible - cynical genius who believes people are flawed and must be controlled for their own good, desperately wants to build a relationship [up to you what kind] with his estranged son ("The world's a mess, and I just need to rule it") *Connor as Penny - idealist who believes people should be free and will make the right choices, had a hard life but always looking for ways to help people, more than a little too trusting (and a few Suggestions) *Ezio as Captain Hammer - egomaniac, Casanova-type, loved by the people, can be a massive kind of a jerk ("Everyone's a hero in their own way; you, and you, and mostly me, and you!") *Charles Lee as Moist - Haytham's friend/sycophant, perpetually sweaty due to undesirable superpowers
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Haytham_Kenway  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Charles_Lee  crossover:Dr._Horrible's_Sing-Along_Blog  AU:crossover 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Our main three assassins comparing hidden blades without realising the double meaning in their words. (Or, Ezio purposely phrasing everything to be even more suggestive.)
Part1  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Desmond_Miles  genre:gen 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Worst Fanfiction ever written
We all know "My Immortal" is the champion of that title, so how about we just have a little fun and type of a shitty fiction. A fiction with no plot, horrible grammar and punctuation skeelz and let's add in some netspeak aswell. If anyone is up to this, please respond. Then we can contemplate on where to take this off, be it a mindfuck where everyone is in the same time and there is absolutely no concept of time itself. Or just AC1 or AC2 related. Whatever you guys vote on we can start out our WORST FICTION EVER! For the LULZ.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filled  character:assassins  genre:slash  AU:badfic 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Crazy World
AU story! Ezio, via apple, ends up in 21st century, but rather finding out about Desmond and Templars, he wakes up in Leonardo's fancy New York flat, where he is a super rich and successful business tycoon with inventions and prosthetics limbs. Why else would Malik have such an amazing robotic arm? WHAT? Altair and Malik are there to? Oh my!
Part1  AC2  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  genre:gen  AU:time_travel  AU:apple_shenanigans 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Sorry random anon here but I enjoy this page very much. :D I would like to see Shaun/Altair/Ezio, theres a weird pairing for you. Ohoho~
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Altaïr/Ezio/Shaun  genre:slash 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
twincest please
Can some kind anon soul write a bro/twins slash fic. As in Ezio and Altair are brothers or twins. I would love to see some camaraderie/love/sacrifice type fics btw Ezio and Altair X3 and extra points if Altair calls Ezio "little brother" or Ezio calls Altair "big bro" kinda like Sam/Dean or nice!Vergil/Dante
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  pairing:Altaïr/Ezio  genre:slash  kink:incest  AU:related 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
I crave crack...
... preferrably Ezio/Shaun with no bleeding effect involved. AU is fine. Ezio should be an insufferable flirt and Shaun seriously not in the mood to deal with him. +79993 internets if you have Desmond or Leo be all "I'm so jealous but good god that's hot" in the background.
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Ezio/Shaun  pairing:Malik/Shaun  genre:slash 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
So I'm writing this fic
After reading another fic on this very meme that concerned something of a domestic life (Shit Hits The Fan, I think), I started to write a family fic (set in the semi-present time) of my own. I will give you a preview, and you guys can tell me if you want to see more, since I'm debating about posting this on or anywhere else. We've got Altaïr/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, Desmond/Shaun, and Frederico/Kadar (because he needs more luffins). On with the fic!
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:Federico_Auditore  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  pairing:Desmond/Shaun  pairing:Federico/Kadar  genre:slash  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
If you can draw, how about drawing your assassin tweeting? :)
Part1  AC:misc  status:artfill  character:assassins  genre:gen 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
DRAW!FAG! Ac crack, obby. We need moar of that shit right tharrr. Shaun Hastings (since he's kind of ginger... Kind of) he should he parodying Coppercab from Youtube, saying "___ HAVE SOULS!" whatever fits your fancy. OR!! We can get some AC Crack action with our AC boy pairings doing the YESDANCE! Though, Ezio would have to be the one Yessing to death. Over 9,000 points if you either one.
Part1  AC:modern_assassins  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:misc 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Alt/Mal AU
Methinks some AU might be in order, yes? I don't care how or even IF Malik lost his arm (bad me, I usually stick to the rules) but I'd like to see how our assassins would behave in a 'normal environment'; like their house, the grocery store, the carwash... anything is possible! Established relationship or not is up to ze writeanon. Alt/Mal preferably.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Kadar_Al-Sayf  character:Desmond_Miles  AU:modern 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Oh no! Robert and his gang of templars have contracted a virus and have been turned into zombies! Now they're out for MEAT (i.e. man meat, more specifically, penises). What's Desmond, Ezio, Altair and the gang going to do? Humorous AU preferred. Can be as explicit (or non-explicit! Doesn't really matter to me.) The rest is up to you~ Haha, wtf me.
Part1  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  character:templars  AU:zombies 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Anon is craving delicious crack, like a BAND AU. Or something like that. With all of them involved, somehow. With guitars and bad hair. The usual suspects: Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leo, Des/Shuan, (Lucy/Rebecca?) Bonus points for Kadar/too much eyeliner.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Desmond_Miles  AU:band 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Just WHY can't I find ANYTHING to this pair in this meme?! >___< (without Ezio, mind you) Anon would like to request said pairing and if it's AU (and incest?) it's even better <3 *drowns in desperation*
Part1  AC:misc  status:artfill  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Desmond_Miles  pairing:Altaïr/Desmond  genre:slash 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
My not so metaphorical orgy.
Can I please, please, please have some Ezio/Leonardo/Malik/Altair. I have been burning for this for the last month or so. If there is some bondage involved anon wins forever.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  pairing:Altaïr/Malik/Ezio/Leonardo  genre:slash 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Could I get some kind of school-lovin'? Altaïr/Malik, but bonus points for working in some of the others (Shaun, Desmond, Ezio...whomever) student/student, teacher/teacher, student/teacher...whatever floats your boat, just some kind of school-thingy
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:assassins  pairing:Altaïr/Malik  genre:slash  AU:university 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Vampire fic
I'm surprised no one did this one yet. I wouldn't mind any of my favorite pairings: Altair/Malik Giovanni/Lorenzo Ezio/Leonardo Desmond/Shaun (Wow, one for each generation) Or even all of them showing up at one point or another. But at least one of the pair being a vampire thus blood and bitting kinks.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filled  status:artfill  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Federico_Auditore  character:Mario_Auditore  character:Giovanni_Auditore  AU:vampire 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Okay, I have a request. Thanks to a bit of heavy listening to the PotC soundtack, can we get the AC crew as pirates? You know you want some sexy adventures on the high seas and assassins are practically pirates minus the rum and boats. Malik as first mate and Leonardo as the charming captive scientist from a boarded ship, perhaps. Writers, you get creative freedom with this. You know you want ths! Bonus cookie if it turns smutty...
Part1  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Malik_Al-Sayf  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  pairing:Ezio/Leonardo  genre:slash  AU:pirates 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Altair and Ezio in military outfits. More of a World-War II feel to it. Nazi uniform not necessary if you feel weird about it, but it would be loved. Yes Ezio would probably have to cut his hair but whatev you don't have to be super accurate about this.
Part1  AC:misc  status:filling  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Ezio_Auditore  pairing:Altaïr/Ezio  genre:slash  kink:clothing  AU:WWII 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
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