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Steve Rogers' Dad Face and Other Common Hazards by AggressiveWhenStartled
Today, Peter was honest-to-god going to see Captain America himself up close, in person, and not from a rooftop or tiny crevice like a creepy stalker fanboy.

Even better, he was going to watch Steve Rogers make history by soldiering his beleaguered way through the most intensely awkward and honestly ridiculous press conference in the history of ever-- jaw thrust out and spine ramrod straight. Trying hard to be polite and respectful in the face of adversity.

While a bunch of assholes with cameras and microphones shouted at him about Iron Man’s adolescent dick.
fic  avengers  spiderman  peterparker  steverogers  buckybarnes  slash  tonystark  pepperpotts  natasharomanoff  clintbarton  bucky/steve  humour  hilarious  author:aggressivewhenstartled 
july 2015 by ashtree22
steve rogers: pr disaster by idiopathicsmile
The one where Steve makes his publicist's life hell.

(Also, I love any fic that brings up the banana issue.)
fic  captainamerica  steverogers  buckybarnes  samwilson  ofc  humour  hilarious  author:idiopathicsmile 
may 2015 by ashtree22
fathers and sons by M_Leigh
“I have an – interest – in Peter Maximoff,” Erik said, somewhat grudgingly, glaring. “A – familial – interest –”
Everybody stared at him.
“In that – mutantkind is one – large – family –” Erik said valiantly, if pathetically.
“Oh, shit,” Alex said. “No way. No way.”

A little OOC but absolutely hilarious.
fic  xmfc  x-men  preslash  charles/erik  charlesxavier  eriklensherr  hankmccoy  alexsummers  petermaximoff  daysoffuturepast  hilarious  amazing  author:m_leigh 
june 2014 by ashtree22
The Stark Guide™ to Mission Reports by coffeesuperhero and sabinelagrande
With annotations by Clint Barton, and further annotations by Phil Coulson, and questions from Thor Odinson, for whom this was all written in the first place.
fic  avengers  gen  tonystark  clintbarton  thor  hilarious  author:coffeesuperhero  author:sabinelagrande  favourite  philcoulson  nickfury  humour 
august 2012 by ashtree22
Some Things Shouldn't Be a Chore by scifigrl47
Steve takes things like personal responsibility and respect seriously. Tony's got people he pays to take care of that kind of thing, and anyway, he's pretty sure that he's going to die of some exotic disease in his workshop, because Dummy's still a little spotty about what is 'clean' enough to put on an open wound. The rest of the Avengers are in this for personal gain, except for Clint, he just enjoys being a dick.

And some things shouldn't be a chore.
fic  avengers  ironman  captainamerica  thor  tonystark  steverogers  clint/coulson  clintbarton  brucebanner  jarvis  dummy  pepperpotts  angst  fluff  domestic  calciferthetoaster  author:scifigrl47  favourite  awesome  hilarious  natasharomanoff  philcoulson  nickfury  humour 
june 2012 by ashtree22
Mr. July by jibrailis
After Steve poses for a charity calendar a supervillain league is created whose sole purpose is to remove Captain America's clothes. Tony takes exception.
fic  avengers  captainamerica  ironman  thor  slash  steve/tony  brucebanner  clintbarton  pining!tony  pining!steverogers  oblivious!tony  pepperpotts  nc-17  hilarious  favourite  author:jibrailis  natasharomanoff  nickfury  firsttime  humour 
may 2012 by ashtree22
Not Necessarily the Best Policy by five_ht
Arthur has a lot of feelings, mostly about Eames' penis. Yusuf's accidental truth drug helpfully illuminates them.
fic  inception  slash  arthur/eames  ariadne  yusuf  hilarious  truthdrug  author:five_ht  nc-17  kink  domcobb  humour 
april 2012 by ashtree22
It's not the sort of thing we test that often by anon
In order to solve a case, Sherlock convinces John to help him with an experiment involving anal beads.
fic  bbcsherlock  sherlock/john  kink  nc-17  awesome  hilarious  author:anonymous 
october 2011 by ashtree22
Just Temporary, Ma'am by sutlers
In which Darcy procures a fake boyfriend in order to get Jane off her tits about this "Darcy doesn't have any friends" thing. Which is ridiculous, Darcy has over 300 friends.
fic  thor  avengers  ironman  darcylewis  clintbarton  pepperpotts  tonystark  tony/pepper  janefoster  humour  hilarious  author:sutlers  favourite  philcoulson  clint/darcy 
october 2011 by ashtree22
The No Exit Job by shrift
"In which the blueprints are wrong, Hardison and Eliot make out, and nobody mentions French existentialism at all."
fic  leverage  pg-13  slash  awesome  eliot/alec  eliot/hardison  eliotspencer  hardison/eliot  alechardison  hilarious 
may 2010 by ashtree22
Twelfth Night by Katie
A parody of Forsythian schmangst: how to explain to Holmes that he is in fact homosexual, the effects of alcohol on Watson, and things that make ineffective lubricants.
fic  sherlockholmes  holmes/watson  hilarious  nc-17  slash  humour 
april 2010 by ashtree22
Scientific Inquiry by sasha_davidovna
If one were to understand the passions that drove mankind, it was necessary to experience them.
fic  het  slash  holmes/adler  holmes/watson  hot  sherlockholmes  sasha_davidovna  movieverse  hilarious  nc-17 
february 2010 by ashtree22
Lone Star Stories - The Parable of the Shower by Leah Bobet
The angel of the LORD cometh upon you in the shower at the worst possible moment: one hand placed upon thy right buttock and the other bearing soap, radio blaring, humming a heathen song of sin.
fic  gen  crack  books  amusing  religion  literature  original  recs  short  favourite  hilarious  humour 
december 2009 by ashtree22
HJO by Matthew Haldeman-Time
Wherein Ray's a firecracker; fairy tales are discussed; and Jim refuses to buy Blair a nice new pen.
fic  crossover  thesentinel  duesouth  blair/ray!k  blair/jim  ray!k/fraser  hilarious  author:matthewhaldemantime 
december 2009 by ashtree22
Oasis by Brix
It was so hot that Mark thought if he didn't move sometime soon, his body might melt in with the sofa on a molecular level.
fic  rent  slash  pg-13  friendship  mark/roger  hilarious 
december 2009 by ashtree22
The Men of the Enterprise by kilala10
2010 Calender featuring the male officers of the Enterprise based on northatlantic 's fic One of Many Pictures!
fanart  startrek  pg-13  art  hilarious 
november 2009 by ashtree22
Put a Pointy-Eared Baby in Me
McCoy’s eyes widened in panic, and he hastily hatched a plan to get Kirk the hell out of medical. “Say Jim, you know why Spock is bossing you around?”
“No, why?”
McCoy leaned forward and whispered conspiratorially in Kirk’s ear. “Sexual frustration,” he lied smoothly.
fic  slash  startrek  st:reboot  startrekxi  au  kirk/spock  crack  humour  kink  mccoy  st_xi_kink  favourite  hilarious 
july 2009 by ashtree22

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