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There I Fixed It
“You need a fucking keeper,” Wardo rages. “Someone apparently needs to make you drink orange juice and stop you from blowing up your appliances and spray you down with a fire extinguisher every now and then, for the love of God. Why the fuck don’t you have people doing these things?”
lightgetsin  slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork 
august 2012 by arrghigiveup
been here all along
Dustin has lived next door to Chris for most of his life and has had a crush on him for nearly as long.
slash  Chris/Dustin  TheSocialNetwork  hapakitsune/alexthegreat 
february 2012 by arrghigiveup
Love in a Major Key
Mark and Eduardo's summer fling should have been just that -- a fling. But when they end up in orchestra together, the things they didn't talk about bubble to the surface, and they're both forced to deal with the issues neither of them want to confront. Or, essentially, a high school orchestra au.
hapakitsune/alexthegreat  slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork 
february 2012 by arrghigiveup
How One Thing Leads to Another, A Story of Coincidence
At 42, Eduardo Saverin has three things to his name: a plane ticket, one half of a formerly conjugal bank account, and a list.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  antistar_e 
january 2012 by arrghigiveup
a war inside of me
Mark meets Eduarda at an AEPi event and initially thinks she's a pledge prank.
het  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  hapakitsune/alexthegreat 
january 2012 by arrghigiveup
more than the recommended amount
in which Dustin gets impatient, Mark gets a cold, and Eduardo gets ALL THE FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.
Mark/Eduardo  slash  TheSocialNetwork  moogle62 
january 2012 by arrghigiveup
more than the recommended amount
in which Dustin gets impatient, Mark gets a cold, and Eduardo gets ALL THE FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.
Mark/Eduardo  slash  TheSocialNetwork  moogle62 
january 2012 by arrghigiveup
No Wealth and No Ruin
In which Mark Zuckerberg gets a job, learns important life lessons, makes friends, finds the love of his life, and dies. Not necessarily in that order.
veritasrecords  slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork 
october 2011 by arrghigiveup
all these rules don't apply
Dustin signs Mark up for a dating website and Mark meets someone who he takes a liking to.
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  slash  hapakitsune/alexthegreat 
october 2011 by arrghigiveup
sweet invention of a lover's dream
Mark meets a friendly grad student at a Facebook Open House. A semi Cinderella story.
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  slash  hapakitsune/alexthegreat  from delicious
august 2011 by arrghigiveup
Untitled
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  slash  ohennui  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
The Mark Instructions
Mark came with his own instruction manual, an instruction manual named Eduardo.
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  slash  tonkagirl1000  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
In Grander Schemes Than This
With a gun to your head and a bomb below your feet, the things that really matter become suddenly, incredibly, undeniably clear. For the tsn_kinkmeme prompt: Someone has a vendetta against Mark because of Facebook, goes to the Facebook building, and has a bomb. Cue hostages, realizations (and plenty of worry/angst/heartbreak).
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  slash  hitlikehammers  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
(Why Can't I Have) A Happily Ever After
In which Eduardo is a prince, which causes some trouble, and life is not quite like the fairy tales.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  rosepetalfall  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
Shaped Like a Question Mark
TSN librarian AU! Where Eduardo is a children's librarian and Mark is an information specialist brought in to revamp the catalogue. And along the way there are books! misunderstandings! online reference! romance!
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  jibrailis  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
Let those I love try to forgive what I have made
Mark has always cared for Wardo in his own way. That doesn’t stop because of a lawsuit. (or: The five times Mark did something nice during/post-deposition and the one time Wardo finally noticed and they lived happily ever after)
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  hope_calaris  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
forgiving what we cannot forget
'Because there's nothing like an open wound, Eduardo sends for the deposition statements. He doesn't recognise the people in these pages.' Amnesia-fic, for a prompt response.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  BlackEyedGirl  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
superconnected
Prompt: Eduardo and Mark share excruciating, debilitating headaches that force them to be in close contact, after years of avoidance.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  oflights  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
Maybe if I Live Twice I'll Forget You
Prompt: Eduardo gets amnesia, wakes up in a hospital only to find out that Mark and him are together for a few years already. All that Eduardo remembers is being angry at Mark, hating him at times, and not having seen him since the law suit.<br />
Mark angsts and tries to be there for his man, Chris & Dustin worry, Eduardo doesn't know how to deal with Mark in his life and all the strange flashbacks that leave him all needy.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  mrs_nott  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
Maybe if I Live Twice I'll Forget You
Prompt: Eduardo gets amnesia, wakes up in a hospital only to find out that Mark and him are together for a few years already. All that Eduardo remembers is being angry at Mark, hating him at times, and not having seen him since the law suit.<br />
Mark angsts and tries to be there for his man, Chris & Dustin worry, Eduardo doesn't know how to deal with Mark in his life and all the strange flashbacks that leave him all needy.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  mrs_nott  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
Pilea involucrata
Eduardo turns into a plant. Mark learns some things about friendship and plants. ...Or something.
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  slash  heygirlfriends  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
Drive All Night
Of course Dustin has probably the only car in the world that reads you your Facebook newsfeed. Of course he does. (and when Mark and Eduardo get stuck in it together, they end up saying a lot without ever speaking a word.)
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  fairy_tale_echo  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
The star to every wandering bark
prompt: Eduardo and Mark are slowly working on regaining their friendship when Eduardo realises he's falling in love. Cue angsting about not wanting to ruin their fragile friendship, and Eduardo might be willing to be friends, but how can he trust Mark not to break his heart?
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  slash  noelia_g  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
Murphy's Law
After their flight gets redirected, the Facebook four embark on a roadtrip from Los Angeles to Palo Alto. They learn some things along the way.
TheSocialNetwork  slash  Chris/Dustin  Mark/Eduardo  hapakitsune/alexthegreat  from delicious
may 2011 by arrghigiveup
In the Details
So he has Eduardo now, and maybe Eduardo has learned to not expect too much of him, but Mark—Mark doesn’t want to be that. He wants to see the details, he wants to know how to—how to keep this. He wants to know Eduardo as thoroughly and instinctively as he does Facebook, because he has both again, and this time he will make it work.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  grim_lupine  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
And everything nice
Prompt: The one where Mark somehow ends up with a child and of course needs a nanny for the amount of time he spends at the office. Only problem is a string of nannys keep trying to get into his pants for what he assumes is his money. Cue Mark's assistant hiring a male nanny, enter Eduardo.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  noelia_g  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
the farther I fall I'm beside you
Wherein Mark, for the first time ever, actually listens to what a lawyer has to say. "You know what we're here for?" Marylin continues before he can interrupt, "I mean, what this really feels like?"
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  therealw  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
perfect situation
Mark and Dustin are both virgins and they make an ill-advised bet about who can change that first. Eduardo wants to help, okay, really Mark, he can help you out with that, but Mark’s decided to start a sexual revolution of some sort, and Chris just thinks it’s really funny.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  oflights  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
So Softly are Sighing
Dustin shakes his arm and Mark nearly hits him, startled back into awareness. Dustin kneels down so he can look Mark in the eye. He says, very seriously, “Long term sleep deprivation causes death in lab rats.”<br />
Mark says, “Everything causes death in lab rats.”<br />
He thinks Dustin leaves at that point but Mark has been mostly awake for six days now so it’s possible he’s not best placed to make that judgement.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
Place Between Here and the Destination
You know what's cooler than one million dollars? Eduardo Saverin, time traveler.<br />
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Sequel to Place That Don't Know My Name, in which Eduardo goes swanning off with the Doctor after the depositions and saves human existence as we know it. Reading that one is necessary to get this one, as this is the story of how Mark and Eduardo are reunited.<br />
Well. Eventually.
antistar_e  slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  DoctorWho  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
The (Metaphorical) Parent Trap
Dustin needs to work on controlling the metaphors he uses to talk about Mark and Eduardo.
TheSocialNetwork  Mark/Eduardo  slash  hapakitsune/alexthegreat  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
through the eyes of a fly on the wall
"Wardo's not in Singapore," said Mark.<br />
Chris looked up from his desk. Dustin dropped his coffee.<br />
"Dustin, for fuck's sake -- "<br />
"Dude," said Dustin. He waved a hand. "Cleaners will get it. Not important."<br />
"No, right, sorry, I have scalding hot coffee all over my feet, not important at all."<br />
"Not as important as the monumental fact that Mark just mentioned Wardo's name for the first time since," he stopped. The depositions were still just as taboo a topic as Wardo. Although Mark had just flouted the taboo pretty spectacularly. Dustin flailed inwardly. Then outwardly for good measure, catching Chris around the ear.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  vlieger  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
all that is left is all that I hide
Written for this prompt at the tsn_kinkmeme: Mark hires a prostitute that looks remarkably like Eduardo. The paparazzi spot them out somewhere. Whether the pics end up online or Mark's people manage to kill the story in time is entirely up to you, but Eduardo has to find out somehow.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
What I’m Trying To Say
What I’m Trying To Say, or, ‘5 times Mark does something creepy to try and get Eduardo to be his friend again without actually apologizing’ (Of course one of those things involves Inception, do you even have to ask?)
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  slash  heygirlfriends  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
these things get louder
Mark’s having a pretty normal week. The company’s involved in a couple new privacy lawsuits, he hasn’t slept in three nights because he’s been up working on coding for some new apps, and Sean has disappeared, so god knows what he’s up to. It’s not even surprising at this point; Mark just prays he doesn’t get arrested or photographed with the wrong people.<br />
Also, and this is maybe where the week starts to become less normal, Mark finds out that his mom thought he and Eduardo were dating. Like, not currently, obviously, because that would make even less sense, but in the past, like, back when they were still friends, before he’d...before Eduardo had sued him for 600 million dollars and then never spoken to him again.
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  slash  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
.the secrets you don't show
Mark's checking him out. Eduardo wants to punch him in the mouth but he's Spiderman right now and not Eduardo and so he can't.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  thisissirius  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
tires sing to the asphalt
in which mark and eduardo take a road trip across the us, and have a lot of issues. they seriously have a lot of issues.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  addandsubtract  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
and that's why we're still waiting
in which mark goes to see the movie, mark and eduardo exchange text messages, and there is an inordinate amount of meta.
slash  addandsubtract  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
Never Marry for Money (You Can Borrow it Cheaper)
Eduardo & Mark have to attend some kind of shareholder's/young-and-a-billionaire's meeting in Vegas/Vermont/Illinois. One thing leads to another and they WAKE UP MARRIED. A quicky divorce/annulment would be easy if not for the fact that Mark drunkenly changed his facebook status to MARRIED TO EDUARDO SAVERIN.<br />
Or, Mark and Eduardo get drunkenly married. Chaos ensues.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  hapakitsune/alexthegreat  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
Delays in Communicating
Eduardo and Mark are both great at communicating. Just, lately, not with each other. They start sending messages without ever getting around to talking. Chris and Dustin watch and wait.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  BlackEyedGirl  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
When in Doubt, Call
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Mark has kept them in the office for five days - Chris and Dustin have had enough.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  BlackEyedGirl  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
After Negotiation
'The men are on the phone to someone – his company, maybe, or his parents. He’s already been asked to give the requisite proof-of-life response to his name on the line. One of them says, “All right, put Zuckerberg on the phone.”' Kidnap-fic, for a prompt response.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  BlackEyedGirl  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
I Can Give You What You Want
In which Eduardo is a model and Mark is horny. And there is a bitchy photographer called Leo who maybe brings them closer.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  agnostostheos  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
Place That Don't Know My Name
Looking up at the mess of stars above New (New New New) Singapore, he stops being Eduardo Saverin, absentee CFO of Facebook, and starts being Eduardo Saverin, time traveling companion to a mad man in a blue box who keeps on calling him Frank.
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  slash  antistar_e  DoctorWho  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
Teeth in the Grass
The one where Eduardo thinks they are in a tragedy with subtitles and pouring rain and his life is so hard, while Mark thinks they are in a romantic comedy and it is awesome. They meet in the middle.<br />
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Sad Eduardo angsty angst. Fluff. H/C
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  ninhursag  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
Doors Always Open
For the prompt: Dustin, Mark and Chris inadvertently teach Eduardo what it's like to have a normal family. For given values of normal. [Slight implied Mark/Eduardo]
Mark/Eduardo  gen  TheSocialNetwork  BlackEyedGirl  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
Best Practices in Workplace Relationships
Someone is sitting at the desk outside his office.<br />
Mark comes to stand by the desk. “Do I know you?”<br />
He is given a quietly appraising look. The man stands and offers Mark his hand. “Eduardo Saverin. You’re supposed to be interviewing me.”<br />
Written for a prompt at the kinkmeme: They meet when Mark's already a billionaire and Eduardo is his new personal assistant.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  BlackEyedGirl  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
idiot wind
Mark was supposed to be a solo act; that had been his intent, all along. But it turned out that no one wanted to listen to a guy singing over a banjo unless that guy was Steve Martin, and then he’d met this guy through Youtube who played cello.
Mark/Eduardo  slash  TheSocialNetwork  wldnst  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
hit the books
Wardo is the reference librarian at the university and Mark is the professor who needs help finding research material/sources. UST and smut in the stacks!
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  wldnst  slash  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
Get Well Soon
Three years later and Mark gets drunk and apologizes. Sort of. Eventually.
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  slash  grim_lupine  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
Unexpected Relations
[Step-brothers AU] It’s true, there’s remarkably little awkwardness between Mark and him. Maybe it’s because they’re both mature enough to work past any that might arise, for the sake of their parents. Maybe it’s because Eduardo can see that Mark is a better person than he seems to think he is, and Mark doesn’t care that Eduardo doesn’t always feel like being kind and giving, that sometimes he just wants to say exactly what he’s thinking.<br />
Maybe it’s because they’d both been looking for the kind of friend that would understand them fully, and it just so happened that this is the way they met.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  grim_lupine  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
A Fellowship to Call Your Own
"'Minion'," goes Mark, looking up at the last second. "It's Slytherin for friend." And, for a beat, Eduardo looks remarkably pleased.
Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  slash  veritasrecords  antistar_e  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
Game On
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
slash  Mark/Eduardo  TheSocialNetwork  novembersmith  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
sweet on you
BAKERY AU. Mark is Mark, Eduardo owns a bakery/café near the Facebook offices. Mark does not have time to have a thing for him, but he totally, totally does. Sadly for Mark's continued enjoyment of a harassment-free existence, Dustin is still Dustin and is entirely devoted to his causes of a) getting Mark laid, b) acquiring all the gossip, and c) acquiring all the baked goods he can. Featuring novelty shaped cookies, frosting in places frosting should never be, and ~feelings~.
Mark/Eduardo  slash  TheSocialNetwork  from delicious
april 2011 by arrghigiveup
No Child of Mine
The ridiculously angsty hookerfic of doom. From the kinkmeme prompt So, Eduardo's father always figured his son was useless. But he is nice to look at and there's some good in that. Cue the idea that he can use Eduardo as a 'sweetener' to close some tricky business deals. He's been doing just this for years when it comes time to close a particularly tricky deal...<br />
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Forced prostitution, revenge, drama, chases/stalking across Europe and Asia, inappropriate humor, lots of angst, socially maladaptive behavior, and eventually, a happy ending.
slash  het  TheSocialNetwork  Mark/Eduardo  from delicious
march 2011 by arrghigiveup

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