Eddard Stark is whisked away from the dungeons of the Red Keep before he can be executed; this changes everything, starting with the Tyrell's and where they choose to take their loyalty.

He bled out on the snowy grounds of the Night’s Watch, not expecting to wake again. But he did wake, and it was not in the forlorn outreaches of the Wall, but back at Winterfell, where King Robert Baratheon was a day’s ride away… Old Nan had always warned against changing fate, but how can Jon refuse a chance to prevent the game of thrones?

What if Robb told him to stay?

Ned Stark arrived at the Tower of Joy to find his sister dead in a bed of blood, and the murdered corpses of the King's Guard. He goes home to the North with her body, and her alone. In Dorne, Oberyn Martell raises his bastard son, Jon, with dreams of vengeance, and his family's rightful throne. Nineteen years later, Jon Sand is sent by his uncle to offer an alliance to King Robb Stark between the North and Dorne, but this could tear holes into all of the Martell's carefully laid plans.

The Lightwoods have long since been cursed with corruptibility. In the year of the Angel 1645, Robert made a deal with the devil himself. In exchange for the security of his position, he took an oath to give one of his children. Now the Prince of Hell has come to collect.

“We were just talking about it this morning, weren’t we?” Jon asks, taking another steps forward. Patrick bumps into the table and stumbles a little, rights himself into Jon’s space. Jon wants to push him over the table. He digs his nails into his own palms, instead. “You said you didn’t mind being my, what, my dirty little secret. Right? Because you had a plan to make sure you weren’t anymore.”

“I did not have a plan,” Patrick says, spitting out the last word like it’s poison. Maybe it is. Jon can feel it slivering through him: Patrick had a plan.

Jonathan Toews was born with only half a heart. He didn't know that the other half existed, let alone that it was held by some irritating American named Patrick Kane.

"Patrick," Jonny whispers furiously. "Did you take me to a gay bathhouse for our anniversary?"

There's a possible outbreak on an alien planet -- too bad they won't let Kaner, the senior medical officer, come down to the surface unless he's pretending to be married to Captain Toews.

The adventures of two idiotic, brilliant CIA agents in looove, complete with kidnappings, life saving, ass kicking and pining galore.

-- More: http://the--northface.tumblr.com/tagged/agent-verse --

Patrick's a lord and Jonny's his valet.

Jonny and Kaner go hiking.

Kaner decides to go vegan -- and then tries to keep it a secret, but it turns out not to be such an easy secret to keep.

Jonny's the older hockey captain; Kaner's his rookie with a crush.

Patrick sees a looooot of ladies go in and out of Apartment 6A.

On the night that you turn 22, at exactly midnight, you wake up in the body of your soulmate.

Jonny strips for him, easy and anything but shy, and lets Pat lie him out on his bed to touch.

It looks like the set of a movie about small-town U.S.A. values, how much better everything was in the olden days, like something boring Patrick might’ve had to watch in history class.

Tuukka is far from friendly to the new backup goalie, but Adam still keeps trying to be his friend.

A bad hit in a playoffs game leaves Jonny with amnesia; somehow, he's forgotten everything, forgotten the past three years, forgotten his marriage to and divorce from Patrick - but forgetting is to be given a chance to fix it.

“Don’t worry about it, Carwood. True love always wins, right?”

Jonny’s his best friend. / Patrick meets a girl his rookie year. / Patrick takes a girl home.

-- alright so, the author says this is all about Patrick Kane and original characters, which made me avoid reading for ages, because, ugh. BUT NO. THIS FIC IS AMAZING, AND YES IT IS PRIMARILY ABOUT KANER, AND THERE ARE A LOT OF ORIGINAL CHARACTERS, BUT THE JONNY/PATRICK RELATIONSHIP IS THE UNDERLINING FOCUS OF THE STORY. okay. just. had to explain that. do not give up without even trying to read, it's pretty damn awesome, tbh. --

It's just a thing that happens sometimes, throughout the whole league. Guys turn into babies. Uh, really.

-- this is my guilty pleasure series and i fucking love it, ALL THE BABIES. --

Jeff gets hurt; it's probably not the best time to have sex with Eric for the first time.

When Bart Allen decides that spending a couple of weeks with Wally and Artemis is the best way to adjust to twenty-first century life, Wally is forced to adjust, too. It’s going to take a while.

Henry wakes up in a world in which Emma never gave him up for adoption, because Neal never left her.

“Sid, you in—we in trouble. Big trouble. People trying to kill us. Must run, okay?”

-- OH MY GOD, FAVORITE. IT'S LIKE A FUCKING BOURNE MOVIE. --

When Nate moves into Recon he's put in charge of Bravo 2, USMC's only all-wolf platoon.

She hears is voice in there, just for a second – just in the instant between not existing and coming home. And that's when she knows, madness be damned, that he's still out there.

Long story short: Wally’s trapped on another plane of existence. And man, he’s bored.

This is the one where Toews is not that good at being a hooker, and Kaner is very bad at buying sex.

-- I don't normally like hooker!fic all that much, something too skeevy about it. This is awesome though, and I'm not entirely sure why, but whatever. Maybe because Jonny is a terrible hooker, and Patrick basically just hands over his bank account numbers. I don't even know. --

How different would the world be if Surak's influence had never spread, if the Awakening had never happened, if Vulcans had never sought to control their emotions?  It's the Federation, Jim, but not as we know it.  Warlord Sarek's son has reached his Time and requires a mate.  Who will brave the monster's lair?

When Jon meets Pat, Pat's working at a CVS while going to community college, but Jon's still the captain of the Blackhawks.

In which Stiles wakes up with a shiny new case of amnesia and it's immediately obvious that his best friend is lying to him - which might have something to do with the (hot) guy who keeps appearing his room. What the hell has he been doing for the past 18 months?

Six months after the zombie apocalypse begins, Stiles, Scott, Allison, Lydia, and Danny are holed away in a farm house in Arkansas. Derek and the betas are making their way across the country, taking what they need to get by. They didn't mean to join forces, but it turns out to be an...interesting arrangement, to say the least.

The business card sits innocently on the hotel room’s side table, embossed ink gleaming up against thick, expensive cardstock: FULL MOON ESCORT AGENCY, ALL TASTES WELCOME.

After his mom died, Stiles avoided using his magic until he'd almost forgotten he had it. But then Scott gets turned into a werewolf, and Stiles isn't about to let Scott go through this without help.

After a minute, Daryl stands up, happening to glance over in Glenn’s direction. Glenn meets his eyes and feels like he’s been punched in the stomach. All the breath leaves him at once. Daryl must feel it too because he falters slightly on the steps, still staring at Glenn.

Arya Stark was not 'trapped' in a marriage. The word 'trapped' would imply that her husband actually cared that she kept slipping out in the middle of the night to see Tobho Mott's strapping young apprentice.

The only thing stupider than getting killed is getting killed because there’s not enough fiber in your diet.

When a guy kisses you at the airport and then disappears.

Born to a witch and a human, people know Sherlock will be unusual from the start.  John Watson, on the other hand, seems perfectly ordinary, except for his dæmon...

The Enterprise returns to Earth for shore leave.

This story starts exactly where you'd expect it to start: drunk, in a library.