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I know this isn't new info, but FYI that the first time you drink eggnog in a given season is your In-nog-uration.
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we had a great time exploring a new park this evening! 🌳🐾🌲
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Autumn is happening outside!
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Everybody in North Carolina, please keep your eyes peeled for this shark. He swims in freeways after every hurrican…
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Koala is president of the porchside welcome home committee
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kid: today's my birthday!
me: !! happy birthday! how old are you?
kid: ... 112.
me: are you a vampire?
kid: no.
me:…
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Look at this angel, who definitely did not squirt butt juice on her father yesterday
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I still get offered beer at restaurants 😼
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I have decided that hanging out when you and your friend/s feel like shit and can't do anything but be sad and ill…
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"a patronus that is a single bumble bee"
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I've made progress with Frankie, our resident rogue chicken! When I throw scratch down, she's now running towards t…
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it's me, your snake boyfriend. this noodle hung out on my shoulders and throat all morning. 🐍💚
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RT : See, the thing about the Catholic Church is if you look at it in a historical context then, yeah, it's obviously ve…
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RT : I once saw the Bible cited as (God, 1984) and I have never recovered
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There's absolutely nothing Demi could have done that would merit suspending him.

Jack: what if he punched me in t…
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6 weeks ago
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IN THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER OF ALL TIMES THIS IS ILLEGAL
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6 weeks ago
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I really like this dress.
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6 weeks ago
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It's September 7 you know what that means
TIME TO LISTEN TO MECANO
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ok here are my BONES do you like them I grew them myself
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RT : sorry I gotta be all grabby hands and bump this again. a family friend laid some venison sausages on us and reminde…
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RT : Daily Paint 2116. First Aid Kittens



Daily Paintings Book: …
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6 weeks ago
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This is where I am on this
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6 weeks ago
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One thing that's interesting to me about the fake/wrong likes thing here is that Twitter has been a bad faith actor…
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6 weeks ago
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Dr: you really need a knee replacement like a lot
Dr: but we're not gonna give it to you bc you're fat
Dr…
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Oh my god I'm so sorry. I'm going through similar thing with knee replacement and it has undone so much o…
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RT : If there are two things that I’ve learned at the Bristish Museum it’s;

1. The Brits stole a fuck ton of shit.

2.…
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RT : Great Value Olympia Snowe.
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Morning on the Seine ~ Claude Monet
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6 weeks ago
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we picked peaches tonight and later in the year i will go pick some deer if i am blessed and permitted to do so, an…
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6 weeks ago
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talking with Mr Husband about how awesome it is that nature is full of food you can just EAT, with like, minimal ef…
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my brother is the best brother.
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I buy things for my baby based on what I like (cats, cute graphic design, purple stuff) and I can't wait for the ba…
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6 weeks ago
UNCLE FUCKING BUCK (@xXxADHDxXx) on Twitter
at the battle of zama after being defeated by scipio africanus
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RT : Earlier this year Harvey Weinstein posted $1 million dollar bail on rape charges and then walked out of court
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RT : I know everyone is T-posing, but consider...
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When I lay down Simon always comes and lays right behind my head and I love him so much
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6 weeks ago
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When you have to make brunch for all your hipster vampire friends
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time to rock my baby to sleep.
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Today's harvest made me cry and whimper I'm so overwhelmed even if the constant rain murdered a bunch of them
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6 weeks ago
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FUCK YEAH, EAGLE

[gets mobbed by corvids, retreats embarrassed]
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6 weeks ago
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Well will beat me to having a tattoo by about an hour...
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6 weeks ago
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And the results of last night's experiment are.... Really awesome hair!
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6 weeks ago
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This is a few clicks removed from where I started, but the example pieces in the slide show will interest a number…
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6 weeks ago
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Wearing bears and holding a bear.
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6 weeks ago
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RT : My aunt runs a martial arts training centre near Girona. She also has a new kitten. Here is one of her students tra…
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6 weeks ago
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GUESS WHAT FINALLY ARRIVED
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6 weeks ago
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every single day i wait for the news to break of jeff goldblum being a piece of shit.

every. single. day.

not be…
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6 weeks ago
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I'm still mostly over on Mastodon, not because I think it's The Greatest or The Solution To Social Media, it's just…
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RT : Stop everything. Godzilla iguana is swimming through your timeline.
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RT : The sleepy pizza wanted has logged on
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a really interesting thread about underwear!!
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RT : Went for drinks with a coworker and he got drunk and confessed he thinks his girl’s cheating because she recently g…
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RT : tonight on Spoons That Can Go To Hell,
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RT : Sooo... I totally just learned you shouldn't wrap sausages with bacon... 😑

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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6 weeks ago
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Shelves in a weekend. Just needs glue cleanup after it dries, them mounting.
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6 weeks ago
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look at how majestic jaina is compares to the other two.
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6 weeks ago
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RT : Hey, y'all like jokes and libraries and free stuff? Come to my shows (with special guests!) at the library!

First…
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RT : The mountain hare is brown in summer, white in winter, and grumpy as fuck every day of the year.
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6 weeks ago
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RT : a humble and lovely bird.
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wiinaangeg (vultures) are important and sacred birds cos they don't have to kill to live. they make sure nothing is…
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RT : god: adam adam

adam: yes papa

god: eating apples?

adam: no papa

god: telling lies?

adam: no papa

god: Cursed…
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Since I've been on a "stripes in my hair" kick lately, I tried my hand at those stripes the woman has in the Cyberp…
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6 weeks ago
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Part 2: a peanut-butter-filled new bone
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6 weeks ago
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Part 1 of celebration: donut biscuit
Did not understand it could be crunched at first
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