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Westboro Baptist Church protests Kim Davis (such awesome quotes)
I love that they want her to do her job. And go back to her first husband. It's just too good to be true!
religion  funny  true  LGBT  Christianity  usa  viaZornhau 
october 2015 by andrewducker
COUNCILS INVESTED £1BN IN TINY VOLCANO SURROUNDED BY FISH
LOCAL authorities across the UK were yesterday stunned to discover that Iceland is nothing more than a volcano surrounded by two million haddock.

As the volcano's banks refused to pay out, councils said they were convinced Iceland was a small, landlocked country next to Belgium with a long history of expert financial management.

But after 15 minutes on the internet they confirmed it was nothing more than a slab of stinking lava populated by a handful of wilfully eccentric musicians and half a dozen heavily bearded trawler captains.
funny  true  economics 
october 2008 by andrewducker
Film that took 11 years to make
"I watched in amazement as I entered a room at age 41 only to emerge from it nearly 50. Hair lines and colour changed like the seasons, weight was gained and lost in a flash. However, it all somehow held together."
movies  funny  true 
september 2005 by andrewducker
Need a brothel? Ask Google
But the question is - could they sue for defamation?
TheRegister  funny  true  google 
may 2005 by andrewducker
This is not my beautiful life
Today's Something Positive comic providing far too much amusement
comic  funny  true 
april 2005 by andrewducker
customers_suck: - Wonder Why We Lost That Contract?
In which a company got their younger workers to spend the night filling a fake contacts database for a demo - and got exactly what you'd expect
funny  true 
april 2005 by andrewducker
Dyson unleashes self-replicating hoover
Possibly the only news story to involve arm-wrestling robots, self-replicating hoovers and gorilla cyborgs to be based on fact
funny  true  news  cybernetics 
march 2005 by andrewducker
PostSecret - anonymous secrets on postcards
Some are funny, some are deeply shocking, all are tales of ordinary people
true  secrets 
february 2005 by andrewducker
Curious incident of the cock in the night
German couple kept awake repeatedly by loud chickens discover that something is afoot
true  funny  germany 
february 2005 by andrewducker
Serial Burglar Caught on Webcam
Burglar steals computer/webcam not realising that webcam has already emailed pictures offsite...
funny  true  internet  crime 
february 2005 by andrewducker
Man meets wife online. With hilarious consequences
Seperated man goes looking for love online. Finds it. Meets up. Discovers new cyberlover is actually his wife.
funny  true  internet  romance 
february 2005 by andrewducker

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