alamerysl + rpf + universe:au   98

It's Beyond Your Peripheral Vision - exmanhater - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
The universe decides to take Jonny for a spin and teach him a lesson about his feelings. Well, make that universes, as in more than one.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  dimension.traveling  universe:au  author:exmanhater  fanfiction 
march 2015 by alamerysl
these are the fables on my street - Fahye - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Patrick makes a fucking superhuman effort, sweeps up the mess of his emotions, and stashes his incipient freakout about all of this somewhere in the back of his mind where he can have it later. When Jonny's back in the driver's seat, and Patrick's had a chance to bring up the whole blowjobs-and-beach-walks issue. Focused on the win, that's Patrick Kane.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  c:patrick.kane  c:jonathan.toews  c:sidney.crosby  magicalrealism  universe:au  author:fahye  fanfiction 
july 2014 by alamerysl
freedom is granted as soon as the damage arrives - cathedralhearts - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
The name on Tyler's wrist reads Philip. The scrawl is exactly the same as the one across the back of Phil’s credit cards, along his contract extensions and on the mortgage paperwork for his condo.

It’s on Tyler’s wrist and it’d be fine, it really would, except Phil’s wrist reads Brittany.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kozak/kessel  universe:au  soulmates  author:cathedralhearts  fanfiction 
july 2014 by alamerysl
attractor - demotu - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
(An attractor is a set of physical properties toward which a system tends to evolve, regardless of the starting conditions of the system.) The Penguins draft Toews. The Flyers draft Kane. None of it is right.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  magicalrealism  author:demotu  fanfiction 
july 2014 by alamerysl
Like Two (beans) In A Pod - homiten - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
The guy looks startled for a second but then smiles, blushing a bit. It kind of makes Jonny feel warm when he realizes that he’s being honest and a little flirty.

“I’m Jonny,” Jonny says, hand out and patient. The guy tucks his hand in, dry and soft, grip firm. “Patrick.”
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  genre:fluff  author:homiten  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies 
april 2014 by alamerysl
our link to paradise - thisissirius - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
“dogs are our link to paradise. they don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.” - milan kundera

Jonny loses his dog in a park. Patrick finds her and becomes occasional dogsitter, hopefully long term boyfriend. Hopefully.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  puppies  genre:fluff  author:thisissirius  fanfiction  universe:au 
april 2014 by alamerysl
Space Kaner - celli - Hockey RPF, Star Trek [Archive of Our Own]
Patrick has an extra toe from an unfortunate accident as a child and an inconvenient crush on his commanding officer. It gets worse from there.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  ensemble  universe:au  author:celli  fanfiction 
march 2014 by alamerysl
Affectation of Candour - thenorthface - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
“That doesn’t mean you couldn’t get more goals if you paid more attention to what was going on around you,” Jonathan pointed out.

“Alright, Coach,” Patrick said, feeling furiously disappointed.

This was the guy he’d spent two years talking up? After all of that anticipation, it really blew to learn that Toews was just a stuck-up, bossy dickface. What a stupid, conceited, Canadian drone.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  pining!toews  author:thenorthface  fanfiction 
march 2014 by alamerysl
Hooked on a Feeling - pyrodynamo - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
The one where Patrick is not exactly Bella Swan and Jonathan is definitely not Sparkly Whatshisname.

OR, THE WERE-PUG AU.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  genre:fluff  animal.transformation  genre:crack  author:pyrodynamo  fanfiction 
march 2014 by alamerysl
You Give Love A Bad Name - pyrodynamo - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Jonny’s made a few bad decisions in his life, but developing a crush on the guy who sells him vibrating dildos is by far his worst.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  genre:humor  genre:crack  author:pyrodynamo  fanfiction 
march 2014 by alamerysl
The World Was Built For Two - ChibiRHM - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
The first time Sid meets Geno, he isn’t Geno, he’s Evgeni Malkin, and he’s the enemy. Sid is so pumped up for the game he barely notices him. He doesn’t notice anything except hockey, and Malkin’s good, but that’s all he is.

He feels a tinge of sadness when Canada wins, but he guesses he just feels bad. Ovechkin’s not the only one crying, and Sid isn’t so unfeeling he doesn’t have some sympathy for how it must suck to lose. He also gets a headache when he flies back home, but he’s just really overtired is all.

He doesn’t think anything of it.
hockeyrpf  rpf  crosby/malkin  soulmates  bonds  soulbonds  universe:au  author:chibiRHM  fanfiction  rereadable 
march 2014 by alamerysl
lives to live through seasons - oflights - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Babies are born because people wish them out of the sky, and Geno doesn't realize he's been wishing that hard. Luckily, his team has his back.
hockeyrpf  rpf  crosby/malkin  kidfic  universe:au  magicalrealism  domestic  genre:fluff  author:oflights  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies 
february 2014 by alamerysl
Bluehawk - aohatsu - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Jo sleeps with Kaner for the second time when she’s twenty-one and gets drunk off her ass in a bar in Vancouver.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  genderswitch  universe:au  author:aohatsu  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies 
february 2014 by alamerysl
the walls kept tumbling down (in the city that we loved) - altri_uccelli - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
“Patrick wonders idly what Toews' daemon is; something like a python, maybe, or a bird of prey. It would just figure if it were a hawk, Patrick thinks in disgust; he's already starting to hate Toews a little so he tries to dial it back. Then he notices a big cat—some kind of, like, mountain lion—sitting well apart from the other daemons. It's watching the ice intently, and if Patrick had anyone to bet with, he knows where he'd put his money.”
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  fusion  hisdarkmaterials  universe:au  author:altri_uccelli  fanfiction 
february 2014 by alamerysl
Like A Classic - pyrodynamo - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
So: due to a series of complicated and improbable events involving some sort of life debt and signed promise from two generations ago, it was decreed that Patrick had to marry the Crown Prince of Canada.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  crosby/malkin  universe:au  royalty/nobility  author:pyrodynamo  fanfiction 
february 2014 by alamerysl
electus - cathedralhearts - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
When Jeff Carter finds out he’s the new Slayer, saviour of humanity and protector of the innocent, it happens while he’s wallowing in the wreckage of his parents’ marriage. He's sitting on the front stoop of his porch, smoking a cigarette he stole from his dad’s stash and enjoying the hangover he’s spent the past two days cultivating.
hockeyrpf  rpf  fusion  buffythevampireslayer  carter/richards  kane/toews  universe:au  author:cathedralhearts  fanfiction  rereadable 
february 2014 by alamerysl
The Reeducation of Misters Kane and Toews - jezziejay - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
In which Kaner sort of has a kid, and Mr. Toews doesn't know which of them is the bigger brat.

AU featuring teacher!Jon and hockey-player!Kaner. With bonus 'Hawks characters, love notes, pasta jewelry, Be Better Pizzas, pirouettes, a sprinke of angst and guest appearance by Derek Jeter.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  kidfic  universe:au  author:jezziejay  fanfiction 
november 2013 by alamerysl
just a spoonful of sugar - vlieger - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
sequel to the way to a man's heart.

AU in which Alex Semin runs a bakery and Eric Staal falls in love with him.
hockeyrpf  rpf  eric.staal/alex.semin  universe:au  genre:fluff  genre:romance  author:vlieger  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies 
november 2013 by alamerysl
I'm Hearing Secret Harmonies - Chapter 1 - Calliotrope (Xris) - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
When International Location Services calls and tells Zhenya they’ve located his soulmate - that he’s a bit younger than Zhenya, Canadian and plays hockey - Zhenya thinks to himself, ‘well, this won’t be so bad.’

 

Or, as I referred to it on Tumblr, "Random Soulbond Crack."
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Basically Jonny and Geno are unexpected soulmates, and so are Sid and Patrick. So the most random pairings ever, except it totally works and Geno and Sid are still best buddies who totally get each other and Kane and Toews are still best buddies who annoy each other to death.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/crosby  malkin/toews  universe:au  soulmates  author:calliotrope  fanfiction 
november 2013 by alamerysl
y - aohatsu - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
They're big, capitalized letters, almost too big to even fit; they stretch out past his wrist and up his arm. Jeff was born with all four letters already there, script already in place.
hockeyrpf  rpf  jeff/eric  universe:au  soulmates  author:aohatsu  fanfiction  toread 
november 2013 by alamerysl
This Love Is Be and End All - hawksjolras (createadisaster) - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Jonny reads. Jonny reads plenty. Jonny is college educated (sort of) and Sharpy can suck his dick, because he reads all the fucking time, okay. Except, see, he sort of doesn’t, and then Sharpy challenged him to a book club, and how do you even do that, book clubs aren’t supposed to have winners, but apparently the Blackhawks Book Club will, and PR is trying to make a thing out of it to encourage literacy and promote the library system in the city or something, so the whole team and a lot of the staff have to go find and read this book, and basically what all this means is that it’s a week before Christmas and Jonathan Toews is grumbling to himself and scowling at a shelf in the library like he wants it to be set on fire, because the shelf is missing the book he’s supposed to be reading for this stupid club that he is going to win.

“Can I help you find something?” someone asks, and Jonny jumps.

AKA

The one where Tazer and Kaner meet because of Patrick Sharp.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  genre:fluff  author:hawksjolras  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies 
november 2013 by alamerysl
The Fifth Time’s the Charm - thenorthface - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
"Grindr?" Jonny found himself asking, before he could think better of it.

Patrick blushed, made an aborted gesture like he was going to snatch the phone back and then straightened looking fiercely determined. "That's part of my personal life and has no bearing on my ability to do my job. I'm a professional; I'm not going to be looking at you with anything other than a clinical eye."

Except all of a sudden Jonny desperately wanted Patrick to be noticing him with the exact opposite of a clinical eye.

[A 4+1 things type AU where Kaner is an athletic trainer and Jonny keeps trying to put the moves on him.]
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  pining!toews  author:thenorthface  fanfiction 
november 2013 by alamerysl
The Beat of Our Noisy Hearts - cleflink - Supernatural RPF [Archive of Our Own]
In a world where heartbreak is a literal condition, it's Jared's job to sew, fill and patch the physical wounds left in people's hearts by lost loves, misunderstandings and betrayals. Jared's own love life is mostly at the pining like a fifteen year old girl stage, largely because Jensen doesn't date and Jared doesn't do one-night stands, but he's got good friends and a job he loves, so he figures that he can't complain too much.

When a killer attacks Jensen, Jared discovers that a needle and thread, desperation and a sharp scalpel are enough to save Jensen's life, but at a cost that is going to change Jared's life forever and tie them both together in a way that goes far deeper than flesh.
supernatural.rpf  rpf  jared/jensen  universe:au  author:cleflink  fanfiction  toread 
august 2013 by alamerysl
The Barrister and the Bartender - AnthemGlass - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
“How about this – I make you a drink, and if it’s not what you wanted, it’s on the house?”

The man smirks at that. “And if it is what I wanted?”

“I’m sure we could work something out,” Patrick lays it on thick, not leaving anything up for misinterpretation – the guy might be an asshole, but he’s a sexy one.

Inspired by luciferinasundaysuit's incredible fanart. Patrick is a bartender and Jonathan is a lawyer who Patrick just can't please... at least with his drinks.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  author:anthemglass  fanfiction  toread 
april 2013 by alamerysl
Paint My Spirit Gold - hapakitsune - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
For fifteen years, Sidney has lived on the palace grounds in Petrograd. In that time, he has spoken to Prince Evgeni five times.
hockeyrpf  rpf  crosby/malkin  universe:au  royalty/nobility  author:hapakitsune  fanfiction  toread 
april 2013 by alamerysl
Cool Beans, Bro - ellievolia - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Your typical coffee shop AU, full of pining, boys and their feelings, a hold-up, Shawzy (as a girl) being badass, Segs being promiscious, and Kaner and Johnny being helplessly fond of each other.

 

“Yo, what’s going on?” Tyler asks when he walks out of the kitchen, flour spread over his cheek.

 

He goes to stand right next to Patrick, crossing his arms over his chest. He smells of freshly baked croissants – butter and just a hint of the sweat he’s working kneading the dough – and Patrick smiles.

 

“New customers,” he replies before taking a sip of his coffee.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  tyler/tyler  shaw/bollig  universe:au  coffee  author:ellievolia  fanfiction  genre:fluff 
april 2013 by alamerysl
the show goes on - hazel - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
“Sharing clothes now, boys?” Grace asks, while a Chevy ad plays.

Johnny tenses, but Kaner just shrugs. “So?” he asks.

She grins. “Nothing. It’s just so cute.”

“Yeah, well,” Johnny says. “Nobody cares who I sleep with.”
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  author:hazel  fanfiction 
april 2013 by alamerysl
stepped out the door and fell flat on my face - poeelektra - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m Patrick, too, so you’re gonna need something else to go by,” is what his unfairly attractive training officer says to him when they meet in the yard for the first shift of Patrick’s first day as a rookie at the One-Six. Seriously, the guy’s like straight out of central casting.
hockeyrpf  rpf  universe:au  kane/toews  c:patrick.sharp  pre-slash  author:poeelektra  fanfiction 
april 2013 by alamerysl
Catalyst - grim_lupine - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Full moon’s coming.

It’s about a week out, but even if they didn’t all keep a careful calendar of it, Patrick would know it just by looking at Johnny. Patrick’s known a few werewolves before, some distant family, and Johnny’s got all the hypervigilant aggression he’s used to seeing from them, but what they direct at others—bristling when people get too close, snapping when they’re provoked, showing teeth—Johnny turns inward.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  werewolves  author:grim_lupine  fanfiction 
april 2013 by alamerysl
Just What I Ordered - phuckphace - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
5 times Pat ordered a drink from the hot bartender and one time he didn't.

Or the bar AU where Pat orders shots with ridiculous names from Johnny.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  genre:humor  author:phuckphace  fanfiction 
april 2013 by alamerysl
O Canada - aohatsu - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
AU. Jonny's a hockey player, Patrick's a figure skater, they meet in a book shop.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  genre:fluff  author:aohatsu  fanfiction  fuzzies 
april 2013 by alamerysl
Black Lettering - aohatsu - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Patrick had a letter written on his wrist when he was born, small and even in black pen-print. Well, technically it started to show up a day after he was born, like a bruise that takes time to settle in. Patrick doesn’t remember, obviously, but his parents will tell him whenever he asks, how small it was and how it just... faded in, a little ‘J’.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  soulmates  misunderstandings  genre:fluff  author:aohatsu  pining  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies 
april 2013 by alamerysl
You Can't Superpower Your Way Out of Love - iBear - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Jonny loves being Captain Canada, except when he doesn't. Luckily, he can always call and whine to his predecessor, who knows exactly how to handle love getting in the way of the job.
hockeyrpf  rpf  crosby/malkin  kane/toews  superheroes  universe:au  author:iBear  genre:fluff  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies 
april 2013 by alamerysl
Two to Tango - thehoyden, twentysomething - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Sid’s only ever felt he was meant to be two places: on the ice, and in front of a classroom. But he looks at the penguins, then at Geno, and wonders if Geno is right.
hockeyrpf  rpf  crosby/malkin  universe:au  genre:fluff  genre:romance  penguins  author:thehoyden  author:twentysomething  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies 
april 2013 by alamerysl
Fastening One Heart to Every Falling Thing - thefourthvine - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Geno can't. Sidney won't.
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In a world where everyone eventually soulbonds, Geno lacks the ability to do so, while Sidney refuses to.
hockeyrpf  rpf  crosby/malkin  soulmates  bonds  bonding  universe:au  author:thefourthvine  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies  epic 
march 2013 by alamerysl
show me your teeth - grim_lupine - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
The point is, being a vampire doesn’t really mean much in the day-to-day parts of Jordan’s life. That is, until Ryan begins some sort of fashion campaign of v-necked shirts and open-throated jackets and other things designed to drive Jordan crazy.
hockeyrpf  rpf  eberle/hall/nugent-hopkins  vampires  universe:au  author:grim_lupine  fanfiction 
march 2013 by alamerysl
annp3rkins: Natasha Kusen, The Australian...
#oh god #evgeniya #inthe universe where she’s a ballerina #sid sees her in new york when he takes his sister to the ballet and can’t take his fucking eyes off her #for one of the only times in his life he’s glad he’s famous #because he uses his pull to go backstage afterwards #and he mostly blushes and stares but taylor gushes enough for him #but somehow he gets her number and new york is as good as anywhere to train in the off season
hockeyrpf  rpf  crosby/malkin  genderswitch  universe:au  author:arabesque05  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
doctor strange will see you now - Fic: Living Together 101, J2, NC-17 [Masterpost]
If Jared wants to keep his New York apartment, he needs to find a roommate. If he wants to get tenured, he needs to publish more. Jensen, who's also teaching at Columbia, seems like a perfect fit: easy-going and responsible, but also quiet and unassuming. When they become friends, it's a bonus. When they pretend to be a couple, it seems like a great idea – until it all falls apart.
Loosely based on the Barbra Streisand/Jeff Bridges schmoop fest The Mirror Has Two Faces.
supernatural.rpf  rpf  jared/jensen  universe:au  author:strangeallure  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
A Place in the Sun - harriet_vane - One Direction (Band) [Archive of Our Own]
Louis is looking forward to spending the whole summer with Harry and his friends, working at a summer camp, drinking and being generally stupid. But there's a new counselor who's actually read the rulebook, and he's going to ruin everything.
onedirectionrpf  rpf  liam/louis  author:harriet_vane  universe:au  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
Loosening My Grip - shoemaster - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Brent's got the werewolf thing pretty well under control after 24 years, but one little concussion and some emotional turmoil centered around his best friend/defensive partner makes things harder than they've ever been before. (angsting, pining, hockey, werewolf, rinse repeat. Takes place during the 09-10 season.)
hockeyrpf  rpf  Duncs/Seabs  universe:au  werewolves  author:shoemaster  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
ontd_pinto: PINTO ANONYMOUS KINK MEME
Actor Chris has been in an accident of some kind. He's paralyzed or in a waking coma or somehting IDK. He can't respond to everything around him but he hears and understands it all fine.

His nursing team in hospital (Karl, John, Zoe, Anton???) includes one guy called Zach who has a beautiful voice and who seems smart, funny, cute. Zach's touch is gentle and professional. Chris starts falling in love with the guy with the voice.

Then Chris starts to recover and can open his eyes! OMG HIJINKS as he gets better and can interact with Zach more.

Bonus points for flirty John/Karl interaction.
startrek.rpf  rpf  chris/zach  universe:au  author:ewinfic  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
anythingever: Zach's Evil World Order
Summary: Based on this prompt, left by my love ewinfic at trek_rpf_kink: Zach is an evil overlord/mastermind/mad scientist type character. Chris is the noble rebel who defies Zach's Evil World Order. Zach catches Chris. He will now interrogate him. WITH HIS DICK. (Okay, or with his funktastic amazing Barbarella-style sex machine, which Chris promptly breaks in half with his massive Cock Powers, etc.) NEEDS THIS PHRASE: "You can't make me come!" (If you spell it "cum", I understand.) TO BE FOLLOWED BY LOTS OF "OKAY MAYBE YOU CAN" paraphrased. Bonus points: Zach's evil will being broken by Chris's awesomeness, both of them secretly finding each other way hott (of course), and multiple orgasms all over the place.

Warnings: Maybe non-con? Dub-con? I don’t know. Chris gets tied up and forced to orgasm a few times (kind of the opposite of orgasm denial?). He isn’t necessarily opposed to the fucking (and everything Zach does is to give him pleasure) but he very badly doesn’t want to let Zach make him come because Zach has nefarious purposes in mind for the ejaculate. You read that right. Please don't judge me.
startrek.rpf  rpf  chris/zach  universe:au  author:anythingever  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
balefully: FIC: If At First You Don't Succeed, Suck Seed
AU. Jared gets dragged to the Moonlite BunnyRanch, where he meets Jensen. After an initial misunderstanding, things won't ever be the same for either of them.
supernatural.rpf  rpf  jared/jensen  universe:au  author:balefully  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
balefully: FIC: We Flow Together (Once and Forever), Master Post
As a child, Jensen Ackles was saved from drowning by a mysterious boy who appeared from the depths off the coast of Cape Cod. Now a grown man, Jensen is an actor in New York City, living off a trust fund from his parents, and convinced he's incapable of true love. One fateful night finds him back in Cape Cod after a raucous party gone wrong, fighting for his life as he sinks beneath the waves. Yet again, he's saved from a watery grave—this time by a naked man, seemingly mute and more beautiful than anyone Jensen's ever seen. The stranger decides to call himself Jared, and as he and Jensen spend time together, learning each other body and soul, Jensen finds that his own capacity for love is as boundless as the ocean.

Jensen's world comes crashing down around him when he discovers the origin of Jared's strange naiveté and lack of inhibitions—he's a mermaid, fins and all. After Jared is abducted by researchers who subject him to cruel tests, Jensen must make a crucial decision: will he risk everything to finally find true love—with a fish—or will Jared be the one that got away?
supernatural.rpf  rpf  jared/jensen  universe:au  author:balefully  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
balefully: FIC: Grin and Bare It, Master Post
Jensen Ackles is a physical therapist with an attitude problem. Jared Padalecki is the headlining stripper at the notorious club Ziegfeld's/Secrets, dancing his way through grad school. After a misunderstanding brings them together only to shove them violently apart, the two of them nurse confusing feelings of animosity and lust. Will their differences bring them together, or end up tearing them apart?
supernatural.rpf  rpf  jared/jensen  universe:au  author:balefully  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
This Is What We're Doing Now - Rave - One Direction (Band), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
“Cursed me,” Zayn said mournfully. “Mm’a victim.”

“Bollocks. I dared him to let me turn him into a person who lets himself have a little fun in public,” Louis said. “Temporarily! Temporarily. He’ll be back to his sulky old self in a couple of hours.”

“You put a curse,” Zayn said. “On me. You’re a bad friend. Can I touch your hair?” (Hogwarts AU Yule Ball snippet.)
onedirectionrpf  rpf  harry/louis  liam/zayn  fusion  harrypotter  c:niall.horan  author:rave  universe:au  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
Treat This Right - Chapter 1 - akaVertigo - American Idol RPF, Kris Allen (Musician), Adam Lambert (Musician), Husbands (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
With half of Club Idol's strippers and wait-staff out sick, Kris is praying for a miracle—and reinforcements. What he gets is leather, eyeliner, glitter, and Crayola-colored highlights wrapped up in a Queen song and a brilliant smile. Is it any wonder Kris forgets to actually ask if Adam is there for a job?

It's only the next day that Kris finds out just who he'd stripped naked and shoved onstage...and gone to bed with.

A story about strippers, cocktails, billionaires, Mexican street food, and Mr. Kristopher Allen.
americanidol.rpf  rpf  kris/adam  universe:au  author:akavertigo  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
Bella Rosa - amproof - American Idol RPF, Adam Lambert (Musician), Kris Allen (Musician) [Archive of Our Own]
Prince Adam, unseen for a decade, has long been rumored dead, and the otherworldly wails that come from the castle seem like proof to the provincial townspeople. Kris Allen has no time for rumors, busy as he is with his family's restaurant, Bella Rosa. However, when he must sneak onto palace grounds for a precious ingredient, misfortune leads him to a man who won't show his face and broadcasts overwhelming loneliness.

Prince Adam turned his back on his duties and his heart a decade ago, but the unexpected arrival of a man who doesn't judge his appearance--aided a great deal by Lord Brad forcing Kris to be blindfolded at all times--has caused Adam to ease out of his comfort zone. Even a hermitage as large as a castle can become too small. Too long he's hidden in the dark, and now, with this offering of solace and friendship Kris gives him, Adam wonders if he can reveal his true identity at last.
americanidol.rpf  rpf  kris/adam  universe:au  author:amproof  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
Nothing But the Kitchen Ink - Kradam Big Bang - Treat This Right [masterpost]
With half of Club Idol's strippers and wait-staff out sick, Kris is praying for a miracle—and reinforcements. What he gets is leather, eyeliner, glitter, and Crayola-colored highlights wrapped up in a Queen song and a brilliant smile. Is it any wonder Kris forgets to actually ask if Adam is there for a job?

It's only the next day that Kris finds out just who he'd stripped naked and shoved onstage...and gone to bed with.

A story about strippers, cocktails, billionaires, Mexican street food, and Mr. Kristopher Allen.
americanidol.rpf  rpf  kris/adam  universe:au  author:akavertigo  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
I'd Still Find You - sweet_poeia - Kris Allen (Musician), Adam Lambert (Musician), American Idol RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Adam wasn’t drunk when he made the dating profile. He was, in fact, rather harshly sober at the time. It was a deliberate act.
americanidol.rpf  rpf  kris/adam  universe:au  author:sweet_poeia  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
Intelligence is a Wet Business - AlchemyAlice - Generation Kill RPF, Generation Kill [Archive of Our Own]
Inspired by Alexander Skarsgard's ad for Calvin Kline. Alex's job is made more difficult by Stark's penchant for stealing his informants, looking picturesque in the rain, and generally being a terrible distraction.
generationkill  generationkill.rpf  rpf  stark.sands/alexander.skarsgard  universe:au  agents/spies  author:alchemyalice  fanfiction 
december 2012 by alamerysl
Be Nice To Me - shrdmdnssftw - One Direction (Band) [Archive of Our Own]
Liam tries not to judge, really, he does. But there's only so much he can do when the customer pulls out a bag of cucumbers, a box of ribbed condoms and three bottles of lube.

(Or, a supermarket AU based off of this post.)
onedirectionrpf  rpf  liam/louis  universe:au  genre:humor  genre:fluff  author:shrdmdnssftw  fanfiction 
december 2012 by alamerysl
What Comes Easy - Chapter 1 - impertinence - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Kaner's determined to never grow up; Tazer's determined to grow up as quickly as possible. Over eleven years of summer camp, they learn to meet in the middle. Set in stlkrchk's Camp Quaquanantuck universe.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  author:impertinence  fanfiction 
december 2012 by alamerysl
move the pieces until we fit - ellievolia - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Patrick could be moving mountains in this state, sweat dripping down his hair over his face, breathing hard and the muscles in his legs aching after a while, he could go on forever and be happy to; this could be his day job and he’d be a pig in mud, so fucking satisfied. It could have been. It’s not.
 

Patrick Kane's life - two jobs, three sisters, a sick mother - changes drastically when Jonathan Toews - local star, prospect for the Chicago Blackhawks, recently injured - comes back into town. It shouldn't make sense but it does, it shouldn't give Patrick any hope, but it does.

 

Based on the movie Shelter.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  genre:drama  genre:romance  author:ellievolia  fanfiction 
december 2012 by alamerysl
his executive assistant! - hazel - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
25, openly bisexual and even more openly disinclined to stick around for breakfast, blond, and possessed of a college education that passed through 3 Ivies before ending up at a State campus that has a new Kane-funded Economics building, Patrick Kane is an open book. Less of a mystery novel and more of a cartoon pamphlet on avoiding STDs.

Jon wishes he’d listened to his mom when she told him George Devereux from down the street had work going in his lawnmower repair business.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  author:hazel  fanfiction  toread 
november 2012 by alamerysl
Enough To Crush Your Veins - Chapter 1 - doctor_denmark - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
When Canadian figure skater Jeff Skinner wrecked his knee, he never could have imagined that he'd end up helping pay his way through college as a live-in babysitter for Eric Staal's three-year-old son, Joey.
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I love pining and miscommunications but this fic has a little too many of them for me.
hockeyrpf  rpf  jeff/eric  universe:au  kidfic  pining  genre:angst  author:doctor_denmark  fanfiction 
october 2012 by alamerysl
If Heaven's Hypothetical - impertinence, shoemaster - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Jeff runs away from Toronto and finds himself homeless in Raleigh, where he accidentally starts serving eggs to Eric Staal.
hockeyrpf  rpf  jeff/eric  universe:au  author:shoemaster  author:impertinence  fanfiction  toread 
october 2012 by alamerysl
5-Star Service - samanthahirr - American Idol RPF, Adam Lambert (Musician), Kris Allen (Musician) [Archive of Our Own]
A Pretty Woman movie-fusion.

At the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Los Angeles, assistant manager Kris does whatever it takes to keep his guests happy...even if it means taking their prostitutes shopping.
americanidol.rpf  rpf  kris/adam  universe:au  author:samanthahirr  fanfiction  toread 
october 2012 by alamerysl
Human Empanada - Chapter 1 - impertinence - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Kaner, a traditionally useless Prince of America, and Tazer, the Heir Apparent of British Canada, don't know each other when their mothers arrange their engagement. Once that's done all they have to do is get to know each other, get married, consummate the marriage, refrain from killing each other, negotiate a treaty with California, and try not to piss off Mexico again. Falling in love isn't part of the plan. That's politics, boys.
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So I read part of this, skipped some parts, read the end. The idea's fun and unique, but the whole thing is just really disturbing for me. I couldn't finish it the first time, and I doubt I'll ever read this again.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  universe:au  author:impertinence  fanfiction 
october 2012 by alamerysl
say it with flowers - hazel - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
GOOD WORK, YOUNG HAWK, the oak tree outside his building booms once the season’s over, and Patrick smiles sleepily in its direction.

He's never been sure how the trees of Chicago know about hockey—trees hear a lot, but it's not like he's ever stopped in a public park to ask one about it.
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Patrick can talk to plants! But it's really not cracky, just full of the best kind of magical realism.
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  magicalrealism  universe:au  author:hazel  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies 
october 2012 by alamerysl
missmollyetc | Sidney Crosby: Master Baker (for Puckling)
Basically, in a world where Sidney Crosby was not special ordered by Gary Bettman from an artisan robot company in Nova Scotia, Sidney came to Pittsburgh not so much on the trail of his father's killers, but for reasons that don't require exploration at this junction remained, attached as head baker, to the Dapper Penguin Bakery.
hockeyrpf  rpf  sid/geno  notfic  universe:au  universe:bakery.au  author:missmollyetc  fanfiction  crosby/malkin 
october 2012 by alamerysl
A Different Seven Year Itch - miznarrator (lately) - Teen Wolf (TV) RPF [Archive of Our Own]
TeenTelevision: Tyler Posey says you guys met at the audition for the show and have been good buds ever since. Is your dynamic as friends anything like Stiles and Scott’s or very different?

Dylan: The dynamic is completely opposite because, in real life, I’m the werewolf, just trying to cope.
teenwolf.rpf  rpf  dylan/tyler  universe:au  author:miznarrator  fanfiction 
october 2012 by alamerysl
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