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Ordinary Numbers - Chapter 1 - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig movies), James Bond - All Media Types, Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.
jamesbond  skyfall  bond/q  universe:au  author:bootsnblossoms  author:kryptaria  fanfiction  rereadable  epic  awesome  universe:canon!au 
january 2014 by alamerysl
Creature Comforts - Chapter 1 - Eryn, rerumfragmenta - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
James was once Tracy’s Charge, but when he finally convinced her to marry him, she was killed by a rogue Charge. After that he was passed from Handler to Handler but he just keeps getting rid of them.

Q meanwhile is a top student who just graduated from the Handler’s Academy. He expected to get a newbie Charge to learn with, but instead he got the incomparable James Bond.

Neither quite knows what to do with the other.
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An interesting concept, but the execution leaves something to be desired. The story feels half finished.
jamesbond  bond/q  author:eryn  fanfiction 
january 2014 by alamerysl
The Science of Breakfast: or Who Needs a Smoke Alarm Anyway? - Chapter 1 - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig movies), James Bond - All Media Types, Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
For a genius, there were certain things Q couldn't be trusted to do unsupervised, starting with anything at all, until he'd had his first cup of tea. Unfortunately, Q was very good at sneaking out of bed.
jamesbond  skyfall  bond/q  genre:fluff  domestic  author:bootsnblossoms  author:kryptaria  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies 
january 2014 by alamerysl
put that down immediately, you're going to blow something up: selections from the unofficial guidebook to enjoying your MI6 employment. - skylights - Skyfall, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
14.2(a)
Any other acts not falling under the above classifications will be assessed and reviewed on an individual basis.

Minor incidents (i.e. the replacement of all desktop backgrounds with photos of Nicholas Cage and/or anything less than the standard MI6 logo) will most probably result in a fine of no more than £50.
jamesbond  bond/q  genre:humor  author:skylights  fanfiction 
july 2013 by alamerysl
Old Gods, New Tricks - Chapter 1 - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - James Bond (Craig movies), Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
As MI6's senior quartermaster, Q is accustomed to dealing with all manner of oddities. But an agent who won't stay dead, a bomb in his office, and bad tea all combine to make for a stressful day. The muggers on the way home only make matters worse.

And that's before the owl shows up.
jamesbond  bond/q  author:bootsnblossoms  author:kryptaria  fanfiction  toread 
july 2013 by alamerysl
The Courtship of Mr. Bond - Chapter 1 - marlowe_tops - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Bond is a retired naval commander with too much house, Q is a mechanical engineer with too many sisters, and they have lengthy conversations about decorum, bonnet-ribbons and philosophy in Regency England.

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“I just thought you might go pay a visit," his mother suggested.

“Me?” Q asked, aghast. “Pay a visit?”

“He must be starved for proper gentleman company, now that he’s settled in so far from London--”

“I am far from proper gentleman company.”

“--and perhaps if you befriended him he could introduce you to some nice heiresses.”

“Heiresses?” Q repeated, baffled and horrified. “What in the world would I do with heiresses?”
jamesbond  bond/q  universe:historical.au  regency  author:marlowe_tops  fanfiction  toread 
july 2013 by alamerysl
Less is More (Except When It Isn't) - infinite_wonders - James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig movies), Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
In which James Bond is emotionally stunted and actually sucks in social situations while not on a mission. Q is the one stuck putting up with it because everyone seems to think that it’s his job. Also, he and Bond are going steady apparently. But that’s neither here nor there.
jamesbond  bond/q  genre:humor  genre:fluff  emotionallyconstipated!bond  author:infinite_wonders  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies 
july 2013 by alamerysl
after summer after summer - raven_aorla - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Movies), The Tempest - Shakespeare [Archive of Our Own]
00Q. Skyfall/The Tempest crossover.

Q is really Ariel - the ethereal spirit, not the mermaid, thank you very much. And M, sorceress, has sealed him to 007’s service and protection until such time 007 chooses to set him free. The problem is this would require explaining the situation to James Bond first.
jamesbond  bond/q  author:raven_aorla  fanfiction  toread 
june 2013 by alamerysl
million dollar question - skylights - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Q doesn’t bend for anything and Q certainly doesn’t break for anyone, especially when it comes to stubborn double-ohs intent on making Q’s life hell, so when Q wakes up on a Saturday morning to 12 new texts from Bond and the incessant ringing of his flat’s doorbell, Q makes sure to bring a gun to answer the door.

“Delivery for one…Quabik Quadree?”

Q feels the weight of the Glock 19 in the pocket of his dressing gown and sincerely wonders whether to shoot the delivery man or himself.

(or, that fic where everyone wants to know Q's name and stupid things happen in the process)
jamesbond  bond/q  author:skylights  fanfiction  toread 
june 2013 by alamerysl
Lunatic - Chapter 1 - Macx - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Craig movies), Person of Interest (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Two MI6 operatives are killed in New York. Apparently collateral damage. Bond takes a detour on his way home from a case in Mexico to take a deeper look, Q in tow. Not so surprisingly, the deeper look turns up some very interesting connections - and a special CIA unit with a supernatural edge...
jamesbond  personofinterest  bond/q  author:macx  fanfiction  toread 
april 2013 by alamerysl
Comes in Threes - Verbyna - Skyfall (2012), Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
The fixer, the consultant, the quartermaster: one by one, the Holmes brothers become state secrets.
sherlock  sherlock.bbc  sherlock/john  crossover  jamesbond  bond/q  author:verbyna  fanfiction  toread 
april 2013 by alamerysl
Red Queen to Overwatch - Chapter 1 - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig movies), James Bond - All Media Types, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
After returning from the dead, James Bond moves into a new secure flat, only to find that his new neighbour is either: a scruffy teenager, a brilliant computer geek, a mad scientist, or the sexiest genius he's ever met. Two of these things turn out to be true.

Well, three, once the Red Queen gets involved.
jamesbond  crossover  sherlock  sherlock.bbc  bond/q  author:bootsnblossoms  author:kryptaria  fanfiction  toread 
march 2013 by alamerysl
Slow Dancing In A Burning Room - Chapter 1 - feelslikefire - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
What followed was the most bizarre courtship Q had ever—well, heard of, certainly. He didn’t have much to compare it to, but Moneypenny confirmed that normal people didn’t flirt like this. Not that he was normal. Not that any of them were.

Or: Q has a past, a cat, and a dangerous new boyfriend. Two of these things keep him up nights, the other pees in a box.
jamesbond  bond/q  author:feelslikefire  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
we're all in the mood for a melody (and you've got us feeling alright) - laughtershock - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"I was just thinking, you look like you give great fellatio," Q explains, because it isn't like he was staring to be weird or anything, only then Bond fumbles the glass he's holding and nearly spills brandy down his front.

(The one where Q plays piano at the hotel where Bond bartends, and the combined powers of alcohol and Billy Joel induce a reluctant, clumsy love story.)
jamesbond  bond/q  author:laughtershock  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
Action Reaction - blackidyll - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Q doesn't have just one tracker on Bond. He has dozens of factors that he can follow like a breadcrumb trail until he finds the agent himself. What is cyberspace, after all, other than an elaborate network of information spanning the globe from which a fisher can trawl data from?

Q knows without a doubt that he'll find Bond. The critical question is how long it will take, and whether it would be in time to find the man alive.

 

Bond goes off the radar during an operation. Q uses his considerable skills to track the agent down.
jamesbond  bond/q  author:blackidyll  fanfiction  toread 
february 2013 by alamerysl
Equanimity - Resonant - Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
"As I never know when someone might try to push my buttons, I find it useful to know where they are."
jamesbond  bond/q  author:resonant  fanfiction  toread 
january 2013 by alamerysl
A is for Arrogance - winterhill - Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Q is fucking marvellous on a good day, and Bond wants to learn how to use a computer. Or, Q is an arrogant little shit most of the time, but Bond’s noticed he’s not quite so confident after Silva. Spoilers for Skyfall.
jamesbond  bond/q  author:winterhill  fanfiction  toread 
december 2012 by alamerysl
Beta Testing - blueskypenguin - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
He inevitably has to report back to his Quartermaster and officially file the loss of equipment; once Silva is delivered to his cell, his home until he can be remanded to Belmarsh, James leaves the isolation room and heads for Q branch.
jamesbond  bond/q  author:blueskypenguin  fanfiction  toread 
december 2012 by alamerysl
Scorpio - epistolic - Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
The problem is that Bond has learned to trust nobody except for himself. Not even Q.
jamesbond  bond/q  author:epistolic  fanfiction  toread 
december 2012 by alamerysl
an integrated circuit - 8611 - James Bond (Craig movies), Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
He’d lied to Bond when he’d said that the helicopter crash had been more painful (Cyborg!Q).
jamesbond  bond/q  author:8611  fanfiction  toread 
december 2012 by alamerysl
Amber - scioscribe - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Amber means steady conditions of acceptable risk.

Q has neglected to program in a green all clear: he doesn’t imagine they will need one.
jamesbond  bond/q  author:scioscribe  fanfiction  toread 
december 2012 by alamerysl
Earpieces as mice - hayesgeneration - Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
It starts with Moneypenny leaning over Q’s work station to look at Bond, fingers tented in front of the small grin playing at her mouth.
“Someone’s in love with their Quartermaster.”
jamesbond  bond/q  genre:fluff  author:hayesgeneration  fanfiction 
december 2012 by alamerysl
Strontium Chloride Red and Other Colours - BootsnBlossoms - Sherlock (TV), Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Just what does one bring a double-oh for Christmas dinner at his flat, do you think? — GH

 

Something that explodes in his favorite colour. — MH

 

Lube, condoms, and scotch. Leave the handcuffs, he probably has his own. — SH
jamesbond  crossover  sherlock.bbc  bond/q  c:sherlock.holmes  c:mycroft.holmes  author:bootsnblossoms  fanfiction  sherlock 
december 2012 by alamerysl
006 and the great double-oh catastrophe of 2012 - lincesque - James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
MI6 requires all their double-oh agents to attend a mandatory meet and mingle with each other once per year.

This year, everyone's talking about the new Quartermaster. 007 doesn't take it well. 006 really didn't sign up for this.
jamesbond  bond/q  outsiderpov  genre:humor  author:lincesque  fanfiction 
december 2012 by alamerysl
Synchronicity - stereobone - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
It goes on like that for months, and then Q realizes that James Bond is "hanging out" at his flat.
jamesbond  bond/q  domestic  author:stereobone  fanfiction  rereadable  fuzzies 
december 2012 by alamerysl
five years isn't so long - scioscribe - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Bond says television gives him a headache, but sometimes Q finds him at it anyway, usually when Q’s been tucked away for the morning in this room of unapologetically bright computer screens. Bond’s eyes are always a little glassy and his hands are always buried knuckle-deep into one of the sofa cushions. Q kisses him to make his mouth soften, at least, and he says, “You don’t have to do that.”
jamesbond  bond/q  author:scioscribe  fanfiction  toread 
december 2012 by alamerysl
A Mountain That Has Been Moved - melfice - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
There is something strangely threatening about the realization that he finds James Bond attractive.
jamesbond  bond/q  author:melfice  fanfiction 
december 2012 by alamerysl
Love and Other Hazardous Materials - luchia - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"This is just getting ridiculous," M says when he finds Q trying to put motorized circular saw blades into a briefcase.

(Or, Q and James Bond love their jobs so very, very much.)
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I love this fic for how it portrays their relationship, and that they don't change at all and everything between them works because of that.
jamesbond  bond/q  author:luchia  fanfiction  rereadable 
december 2012 by alamerysl
gadget, trinket, doodad, device - scioscribe - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
If Bond wants a shoehorn that can also pick locks, it's Q's job to give it to him. (Well, actually it's not, but for some reason he keeps getting talked into it anyway. Also, he's been making a genuinely excessive number of things that explode.)
jamesbond  bond/q  author:scioscribe  fanfiction 
november 2012 by alamerysl
just a number in your mind - skylights - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m a grown man, 007, not a teenage girl that you need to wine and dine.”

“And if I want to wine and dine you regardless?” Bond is a dark silhouette against the window, leaning against the glass. Q inexplicably feels something inside him shift, subtle yet axis-tipping in its enormity.
jamesbond  bond/q  author:skylights  fanfiction 
november 2012 by alamerysl
Habitual Prologue - plingo_kat - James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
“I wonder if this counts as sexual harassment,” Q says as Bond worms one hand under his layers: undershirt, dress shirt, cardigan.
jamesbond  bond/q  porn!  author:plingo_kat  fanfiction 
november 2012 by alamerysl
Liabilities - mikkey_bones - Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
What, exactly, does Q do in his pajamas before his first cup of Earl Gray? Bond thinks about liabilities and the other l-word, though he won't admit it.
jamesbond  bond/q  domestic  author:mikkey_bones  fanfiction 
november 2012 by alamerysl
The World We View - melfice - James Bond (Craig movies), Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
"If you were a woman he would want you."

He hopes that, if he were a woman, he might have better taste.
jamesbond  bond/q  character.study  author:melfice  fanfiction 
november 2012 by alamerysl
slow hands killer - paxlux - Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Après moi, le déluge. (There is nothing gentle about Bond. There is nothing gentle about Q.)
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Brilliant characterizations and stunning imagery.
jamesbond  bond/q  c:moneypenny  violence  genre:action  character.study  author:paxlux  fanfiction  rereadable  awesome  epic 
november 2012 by alamerysl
a pox on all your machines - scioscribe - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“You’re an expert at the challenging, though. I have handled—personally, mind you—three double-O agents, and not one of them has been the exasperation that you so continuously prove. You don’t think. Someone who doesn’t think doesn’t deserve hot water.”

Or, the one where Q controls the universe with technology and Bond is trying to avoid complications (like falling for the voice in his head).
jamesbond  bond/q  author:scioscribe  fanfiction  rereadable 
november 2012 by alamerysl
it was dark when i found you - whimsicalimages - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Bond stares at him. There are two men tied up against the wall and four more lying on the floor, bleeding and hogtied with duct tape.

“I ran out of rope after the first two,” Q admits.
jamesbond  bond/q  genre:action  kidnapping  injuries  character.study  c:moneypenny  author:whimsicalimages  fanfiction  rereadable 
november 2012 by alamerysl
Wheelhouse - recrudescence - Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
The one where Bond really, really isn't used to sleeping with people who don't tragically die soon afterward.
jamesbond  bond/q  genre:humor  porn!  author:recrudescence  fanfiction  rereadable 
november 2012 by alamerysl
by the tail (a tiger) - plingo_kat - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
The thing about Bond (and Q has spent more time than he probably should have contemplating this topic), is that he’s a patriot.

MI6 likes to recruit orphans because orphans are looking for someplace to belong. All the really good agents are those that succeed.
jamesbond  bond/q  character.study  author:plingo_kat  fanfiction 
november 2012 by alamerysl
Damage(d) - imadra_blue - Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
There were two kinds of people in MI6: those that were going somewhere and those that had already gone somewhere.
jamesbond  bond/q  character.study  author:imadra_blue  fanfiction 
november 2012 by alamerysl
the sheer lack of professionalism - scioscribe - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Q rolled his eyes. “Oh, there are just bloody wheels within wheels to it, aren’t there, this kidnapping business? Really, you should give it up. You’re not cut out for it. Think about it, your first time out, and you pinch a national intelligence treasure and ask his MI6 boyfriend for ransom. It isn’t very promising, is it?”
jamesbond  bond/q  kidnapping  genre:humor  author:scioscribe  fanfiction 
november 2012 by alamerysl
Face It All Together - Gigi_Sinclair - Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"They sat in silence. As the moment stretched, Bond tried to think of a way to pose the question he wanted to ask, but he'd been thinking about that for days and he still hadn't hit on the perfect phrasing. In the end, he jumped in. As always, it was the only way to move forward. 'I want you to be my next of kin.'"
jamesbond  bond/q  author:gigi_sinclair  fanfiction 
november 2012 by alamerysl
Decompression - Desdemon (nehme) - James Bond (Movies), Skyfall [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m going to make a mess of you,” Bond promises him, removing the glasses carefully from his face and folding them up. “I’m going to fucking take you apart, Q, until you’re sobbing for it.”
jamesbond  bond/q  porn!  author:desdemon  fanfiction 
october 2012 by alamerysl

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