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How To Grow The Perfect Playoff Beard In One Simple Chomp - jedusaur - Teen Wolf (TV), Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
"Does it change you, being turned?" Patrick asks. "I mean, obviously the physical stuff, but does it change who you are?"

Erica takes off her helmet, then leans forward to rest her elbows on her knees. "It depends on how much the physical stuff makes you who you are, I guess."
hockeyrpf  rpf  crossover  teenwolf  c:patrick.kane  c:jonathan.toews  c:derek.hale  c:erica.reyes  kane/derek.hale  author:jedusaur  fanfiction 
march 2014 by alamerysl
HOCKEY - jedusaur - Hockey RPF, Machine of Death - ed. Bennardo/Malki/North [Archive of Our Own]
Sid gets tested before the draft. There are laws against teams asking prospects about their causes of death, but it helps your chances to offer up the information. Not that Sid has to worry about whether he'll get drafted, but his agent says it would be better not to have the media all speculating.

They end up speculating anyway, because Pat decides that's far preferable to telling them all that Sid's cause of death is HOCKEY.
hockeyrpf  rpf  c:sidney.crosby  c:jonathan.toews  gen  author:jedusaur  fanfiction 
march 2014 by alamerysl
I Only Have Teeth For You - jedusaur - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
"Did you bite him?" is the first thing out of Tazer's mouth.

"No, god, how much of an asshole do you think I am?" Patrick demands; but then a second later he adds, "I wanted to, though. I thought about doing it to you while he was jerking me off."
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  author:jedusaur  fanfiction  toread 
march 2013 by alamerysl
Dominating In The Playoffs - jedusaur - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Carts acts all shocked about Mike being willing to live with him, which, seriously. "Where did you pick up this idea that I'm a douchebag?" demands Mike. "If anything, you should be the one skeeved out about living with a dom."

Carts snorts. "I've built up an immunity to your skeeviness."

"Then we don't have a problem," says Mike. "Come on, Arnold's gonna flip his shit."
hockeyrpf  rpf  carter/richards  d/s  author:jedusaur  fanfiction 
december 2012 by alamerysl
dammit, put the condom on the banana - jedusaur - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
"Penis doodles are encouraged on all homework. Awful innuendos are allowed. Extra credit if you can get me to laugh at them. And don't hit on me unless you're legal, 'cause I got crazy shit for that last time."

(or, what Patrick Kane would be like as a sex ed instructor)
hockeyrpf  rpf  c:patrick.kane  genre:crack  author:jedusaur  fanfiction 
november 2012 by alamerysl
Highly Sticked - jedusaur - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
"Yes, Kaner," Sharpy's saying as Jonny sits down next to them with a beer. "It would indeed be gay to measure your teammates' dicks to find out whose is biggest."
hockeyrpf  rpf  kane/toews  porn!  genre:humor  author:jedusaur  fanfiction 
october 2012 by alamerysl

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