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"I meant it to be racist, sorry for the confusion" I'm screaming lol
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thr is trying to summarize the plot of cats

lol

also, what now
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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for October 17, 2018
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*weeks later*
Record store customer: Why does the store smell like this?
Record store manager: I’m sorry. We asked…
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Inspiring words from Ted Cruz at the debate:
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Brain: “You’re in a good, relaxed mood. You know what’ll fix that? More of the Ken Burns Vietnam documentary!”

Bod…
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TL;DR: if you think someone’s work is good, and important, tell them! It really can make a surprisingly large diffe…
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Due to a typo in your employment contract you are paid not in US dollars but "Us dollars", a volatile and highly in…
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I feel like I could really do some amazing work with Demo Day
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State machines, how do they work...
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This is a great bug. (libssh, not OpenSSH).
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Titanic (1997)
Factual error

In the film, the RMS Titanic has only 20 lifeboats capable of harborin…
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Fun fact: gelato is not, as you'd think, a type of ice cream made with milk and sugar.

It is actually the coagulat…
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ahmedinejad's twitter bio is indistinguishable from 90 percent of the "influencers" on this platform…
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If the TSA makes me throw away this semi-congealed mass of saturated fat my Mom just left for me, I'm going to thro…
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These are Dual EC parameters!
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TikZiT
The new TikZiT actually looks really good!
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「さあさあ✨深夜のお茶会はじめ…ハッ!!むっさん!!!やめてェ!!!」
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Oh you have got to be f***ing kidding me.
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I feel like the last sentence in this tweet is a lesson in the importance of semicolons.
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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for October 16, 2018
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update: i was wrong

love is real
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in the middle of writing a comedy article i stumbled upon a profound truth
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"Momcom" is not a genre name I ever expected to or wanted to hear but also if I was playing an RPG and my character…
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Oh dear. Paul Allen was responsible for huge amounts of the better parts of the Seattle cultural landscape and his…
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In light of Paul Allen's death, let's take some time to remember that Quincy Jones interview where he said Allen wa…
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BREAKING: Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen is dead at 65, a statement from his family says.
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as i recall, said SVP had a very nice soft landing at a VC firm as his thanks for wrecking user trust and polluting…
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this very long and engaging thread is a master class in how a corporation dies. politics, a complete lack of cohesi…
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I received a very important delivery today.
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The new and improved MacBook keyboards have the same old problems | The Outline
people keep asking me if it's safe to buy the new macbook pros, so i checked, and no it isn't
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New and exciting job post for Keybase. Join us!
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New job posting for . Join our team as an "Identity Evangelist"
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can.....can i be a pentagon reporter
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This thing where even experienced journalists who understand that chaotic situations are confusing and that it take…
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wHy dIDN't tHe CoPs ArrEst tHOsE PrOUd BoYS
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*whispers* I really like this style of painting
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the second-worst thing about iOS is the non-configurable camera shutter noise.

the worst thing is that it triggers…
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A list of calculators sorted by what they think arcsin arccos arctan tan cos sin 9 is
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Alexa play “better off” by Ariana Grande
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god it really just crept into the mainstream and now we're gonna have to deal with appropriation by the elite
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. letters section is 🔥💥🔥
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Longer legs, slimmer waist, China’s smart “beauty apps” can do it all for you in a matter of seconds…
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This is the best thing on the internet today - Rage Against the Machine played on kids toys
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Me in Smash Ultimate when Diddy Kong inevitably becomes god tier again:
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About 10 seconds too late, he recoils, giving me enough room to slide by. The moment I do, he lurches back into the…
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Just now, a drug zombie lurched out of the encampments under the 880, stepped off the curb onto 5th Ave.....right i…
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Welp, it’s been 17 years, and I’m still thinking about this line from Peter Travers’ review of Lord Of The Rings th…
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i had SO MUCH convenience store onigiri in japan, here is an Official Onigiri Ranking best to worst (samples from 7…
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i was just reminded this exists
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A youtube channel where a guy fails at being a paranormal investigator due to his inability to notice ghosts. He's…
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It took 21 years, but with VENOM in theaters, this improbable-sounding Stan Lee news flash from 1997 is finally ful…
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YOUR PROGRAM DOESN'T WORK
Lua: You forgot to type "then"
C++: You forgot to type "std::"
OCaml: Your modules are in…
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Neighbour: You have a ghost in this house

Me: What, really?

Neighbour: Promise me you'll get an exorcist

Me: I p…
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I aspire to be as passive-aggressive as World of Final Fantasy's patch notes
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No matter how carefully you construct a villain's tragic backstory, your D&D party's going to come at them exactly…
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Should add: evrthng I know about Galois's over-the-top emoness is from Amir Alexander's awesome book DUEL AT DAWN…
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Remarkable that it takes so much to unseat a lawmaker as horrid as Cruz.
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damn..... this guy’s good
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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for October 13, 2018
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Biggest issue with modern webdev summed up in one package. "I need to check if a number is even or odd - better imp…
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amazon, show me a libertarian hellscape
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One of the nefarious things about corporate giving through political action committees is how it hides the trail of…
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i am two pages in and it is my favorite book ever
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This goes beyond anything plausibly enforced by a type system. Example: -[NSObj…
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tweeting this image just in case you don't want to click through
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i bought this immediately
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so is consensus from apple tech twitter that the turks are floating an "apple watch recorded his death" rumor to de…
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“Ekiben (駅弁), an abbreviation of eki (station) and ben (bento), is a prized, and some would say essential, element…
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the “contract” of a framework potentially includes all of its observable behaviors, even…
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