adelate + dustin_moskovitz   11

Never Marry for Money (You Can Borrow it Cheaper)
Eduardo & Mark have to attend some kind of shareholder's/young-and-a-billionaire's meeting in Vegas/Vermont/Illinois. One thing leads to another and they WAKE UP MARRIED. A quicky divorce/annulment would be easy if not for the fact that Mark drunkenly changed his facebook status to MARRIED TO EDUARDO SAVERIN.

Or, Mark and Eduardo get drunkenly married. Chaos ensues.
fic  slash  The_Social_Network  Eduardo/Mark  Dustin_Moskovitz  Chris_Hughes  angst  marriage  woke_up_married  [NC-17]  a:hapakitsune  wc:70_000-75_000 
april 2013 by adelate
Crash Test
Mark untangles himself from the headphones Dustin unceremoniously jerks from his head and says, "What! I'm busy!"

Dustin looks red—red and blotchy and panicked, which makes Mark's heart speed up for a second before he remembers that this is Dustin, who gets excited about Disney movies and panics over imaginary gnomes stealing his socks. Mark rarely takes people seriously. In his experience, people tend to overreact to pretty much everything—Wardo being the prime example of that. They miss the important things and wallow in the unimportant forever. And Dustin is the worst in possibly the all of mankind. So whatever this is about; Mark is pretty sure his sudden need to pee trumps it.

He drops the headphones on the floor and gets up. "I gotta pee."

Dustin makes a hurt sound in his throat, not a mock-hurt sound but a real, raw sound that makes Mark pause and almost turn around—before it becomes a moot point and Dustin tackles him down to the ground.

"Look!" he says, gripping Mark's chin and forcing him to face the TV. "Look—it's. It's Wardo's plane."
fic  slash  The_Social_Network  Eduardo/Mark  h/c  Dustin_Moskovitz  Chris_Hughes  wc:05_000-10_000  [PG-13]  a:jerakeen 
april 2013 by adelate
Just the Memory of Your Face
Mark wakes up in bed with a husband he doesn't remember and a life he can't imagine having.
fic  slash  The_Social_Network  Eduardo/Mark  marriage  amnesia  Dustin_Moskovitz  Chris_Hughes  adorable  wc:15_000-20_000  [NC-17]  a:hapakitsune 
march 2013 by adelate
Anatomy of an Unfortunate Seduction, Part 1/2
Move #2: Make Sure he sees you undress with sexy looks
 
Mark doesn't arch his back all supposedly-sexy-like when he removes his hoodie--oh so slowly. Instead, he sort of hunches, he supposes. It gives the suggestion of abs, you know? Not that he rehearsed this in the mirror last night or anything, because wow that would be appallingly pathetic, but Mark knows his own doughy form well enough to know that arching makes him look maybe a touch too feminine, and yes, okay, he wants to seduce Eduardo, but there are lines he won't cross.
 
Sadly, following Redbook's Moves Men Love is apparently not one of them.
fic  slash  humor  The_Social_Network  Eduardo/Mark  funny  good_giggle  awesome  college!fic  Dustin_Moskovitz  Chris_Hughes  wc:15_000-20_000  wc:15_000-20_000  [R]  a:a_jejune_star  has:a  has:wc 
september 2011 by adelate
What You See Is What You Get, Part 2/2
At the end of week two, there’s a bit of an issue.

Chris and Dustin are coming home. Classes are starting soon.

Eduardo muses, “Maybe they’ll like them and they’ll want to help out. Split up the shifts. With that kind of distribution and their decrease in intervals, we’d only have to feed them once or twice a day.”

Mark points out, “Animal shelters will be open by then.”

“Well yeah, but—“

“No, Wardo.” Mark knows he wants to keep them. He can see it in Eduardo’s eyes when he kisses their foreheads, which he basically does like a hundred times per day.
fic  slash  The_Social_Network  Eduardo/Mark  humor  domestic  kittens  cats  Dustin_Moskovitz  Chris_Hughes  wc:15_000-20_000  wc:15_000-20_000  [NC-17]  a:a_jejune_star  has:a  has:wc 
september 2011 by adelate
What You See Is What You Get, Part 1/2
“Mark’s vaguely amused as he watches Eduardo nest. That’s what it has to be. Mark’s seen bears less maternal than this guy.” Mark and Eduardo adopt a litter of orphaned kittens. Angst and pseudo domestication ensues.
fic  slash  The_Social_Network  Eduardo/Mark  humor  domestic  kittens  cats  Dustin_Moskovitz  Chris_Hughes  wc:15_000-20_000  wc:15_000-20_000  [NC-17]  a:a_jejune_star  has:a  has:wc 
september 2011 by adelate
Anatomy of an Unfortunate Seduction, Part 2/2
"Come here," Eduardo breathes, and Mark tears his eyes away from his perfectly hung penis and finds Eduardo staring at him, all intense and drunk-eyed, but he never gives Mark the chance, because Eduardo reaches forward and grabs Mark by the collar, yanking him until Mark is falling out of the chair and onto Eduardo.
 
He lands pretty hard on a rib, and Eduardo oomph's, wincing, but his hips press up into Mark's and then their mouths are open and on each other’s', and Mark's brain stops working.
fic  slash  humor  The_Social_Network  Eduardo/Mark  funny  good_giggle  awesome  college!fic  Dustin_Moskovitz  Chris_Hughes  wc:15_000-20_000  wc:15_000-20_000  [R]  a:a_jejune_star  has:a  has:wc 
september 2011 by adelate
Shaped Like a Question Mark, Part 3/3
"I think," says Eduardo, pulling the pillows over his head, "you should be the one to make me breakfast. It's only fair."

Mark doesn't know if he's allowed to after a drunken fumble, but he slides his fingers over Eduardo's bare thigh. Eduardo removes the pillow, tilting up to smile at him, and Mark's chest feels about ten pounds lighter. "I like omelettes," Eduardo suggests. "There's eggs in the fridge and some bacon and green onions too."

"I can't cook," Mark says. The sheets are tangled around them like cross-stitching, and Eduardo's hip keeps on bumping against him as he struggles to get out of bed and check his phone.
fic  slash  AU  The_Social_Network  Eduardo/Mark  library  librarian  Dustin_Moskovitz  Chris_Hughes  awesome  wc:25_000-30_000  wc:25_000-30_000  [NC-17]  a:jibrailis 
may 2011 by adelate
Shaped Like a Question Mark, Part 2/3
The shape and weave of Ananke Web is starting to come together under Mark's fingertips. Coding for him has always been a full body experience, sliding across his head, his fingers, his elbows, his stomach, his legs. He feels the effect of a coding jag in all the component parts, and sometimes afterwards when he looks at a piece of code or a section of a program that he's designed, he can summon the sensory memory of it. Can tap his finger against a line on the screen and remember that moment there was when he developed the headache, that moment there was when his wrists started feeling sore, that moment there was when his mother yanked the earphones out and frog-marched him down to dinner. Other people build code out of ideas, but ideas come to Mark like mosquitoes to a screen net. It's not enough. What Mark builds out of, what he gives so that he can be not Mark-genius but Mark-proud, is himself.
fic  slash  AU  The_Social_Network  Eduardo/Mark  library  librarian  Dustin_Moskovitz  Chris_Hughes  awesome  wc:25_000-30_000  wc:25_000-30_000  [NC-17]  a:jibrailis 
may 2011 by adelate
Shaped Like a Question Mark, Part 1/3
Five hundred million friends is what Dustin immediately suggests, but Dustin eats too many pixie powder sticks as it is. For Mark, just one a year will do. "You're making it more complicated than it is," he tells Dustin as they carpool to work, a necessary evil because Dustin cannot ride a bike without looking like a wounded octopus, overlong arms flailing everywhere, and the last time he took public transit, he ended up in Los Angeles. "It's not a maniacal plan," Mark adds. "Quit grasping your chest and heaving like an German soprano. It's not a good look on you."

"How can I stop fearing for the entire world," Dustin gasps, "when I know that Mark Zuckerberg is out there trying to spread his friendship like a virus."
fic  slash  AU  The_Social_Network  Eduardo/Mark  library  librarian  Dustin_Moskovitz  Chris_Hughes  awesome  wc:25_000-30_000  wc:25_000-30_000  [NC-17]  a:jibrailis 
may 2011 by adelate
Best Practices in Workplace Relationships
Someone is sitting at the desk outside his office.
Mark comes to stand by the desk. “Do I know you?”
He is given a quietly appraising look. The man stands and offers Mark his hand. “Eduardo Saverin. You’re supposed to be interviewing me.”
fic  slash  AU  The_Social_Network  Eduardo/Mark  slow_buildup  awesome  Chris_Hughes  Dustin_Moskovitz  wc:20_000-25_000  wc:20_000-25_000  [NC-17]  a:black_eyedgirl 
february 2011 by adelate

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