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Ink and Pettiness - preciousbunnynoiz - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
Everyone had a soulmate.

Every mark a person drew on their own skin would show up on their soulmate’s.

Of course not every soulmate ended up in a romantic relationship but it was by far the norm. Just about everyone had a story about how they used the communication to meet their soulmate. How sweet nothings or even just loving comments would appear on their skin.

Victor had a...weird relationship with his soulmate.
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  fanfic  slash  Victuuri  YuuriKatsuki/VictorNikiforov  humor  soulmates  worth_it  short  author:precousbunnynoiz 
12 days ago by SailAweigh
The Boy Who Watched - Rosie_Rues - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
Despite the fact they've been competing in the same competitions for years, Victor Nikiforov doesn't meet Katsuki Yuuri until the Sochi Grand Prix Final. On the other hand, there's a boy who's been watching him for years and Victor's desperate to know his name.

In which Victor pines, everybody drinks too much, and Yakov deserves a sainthood for putting up with these idiots. Basically, it's a decade's worth of near misses, misunderstandings, and pure obliviousness.
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  fanfic  pre-slash  pre-canon  humor  banquet  author:Rosie_Rues 
february 2018 by SailAweigh
Drunk on You - Chapter 1 - kiaronna - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
(A one-shot collection of soulmate AUs) Will probably be an eternal WIP, but the 9 stories that are there are awesome.
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  fanfic  slash  AU  soulmantes  Viktuuri  romance  humor  author:kiaronna 
january 2018 by SailAweigh
Breaking the Ice - BertholdvonMoosburg - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
A collection of identity-reveal (more or less) fics existing in the same post-canon continuity. Yuuri has finally retired and moves to America with Victor to pursue an MA degree.
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  fanfic  slash  Viktuuri  retirement  humor  author:BerthldvonMoosburg 
january 2018 by SailAweigh
Comfort Zone - BertholdvonMoosburg - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
Yuuri decides to go back to school. He'd really like to experience being normal again for a while, and he wants friends, not more fans.

It's hard to keep two lives separate.
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  retirement  humor  outsider_POV  Viktuuri  author:BertholdvonMoosburg 
january 2018 by SailAweigh
Ink and Pettiness - preciousbunnynoiz - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
Everyone had a soulmate.

Every mark a person drew on their own skin would show up on their soulmate’s.

Of course not every soulmate ended up in a romantic relationship but it was by far the norm. Just about everyone had a story about how they used the communication to meet their soulmate. How sweet nothings or even just loving comments would appear on their skin.

Victor had a...weird relationship with his soulmate.
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  Viktuuri  slash  soulmates  shadow_writing  humor  short  author:preciousbunnynoiz 
december 2017 by SailAweigh
For the Record - DasWarSchonKaputt - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
FOR THE RECORD
by Viktor Nikiforov 

What it takes to craft an Olympic Champion, and what it takes to be one.

Or: Viktor Nikiforov, sports journalist and retired figure skater, interviews Olympic Champion Yuuri Katsuki for an exclusive piece.
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  fanfic  slash  AU  journalist!Viktor  humor  short  author:DasWarSchonKaputt 
october 2017 by SailAweigh
Twelfth Night
It began, as so many of life's most significant moments begin, with a vocabulary discussion.
book:ACDSherlock  fanfic  slash  Holmes/Watson  humor  PWP  romance  short  author:katie_forsythe  author:wordstrings 
july 2017 by SailAweigh
No Less Unthinkable - Chapter 1 - rageprufrock - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Katsuki Yuuri fights a losing battle with chronic anxiety, the quadruple Salchow, and his own judgment four drinks in — but wins the war.
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  fanfic  slash  Viktuuri  Yuuri/OMC  angst  romance  humor  author:rageprufrock 
march 2017 by SailAweigh
You can have everything... - Chapter 1 - shysweetthing - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
AU. Before the Grand Prix Final starts in Sochi, Yuuri finds Victor's phone. He returns it--and hijinks and heavy flirtation ensue.

(Just about everything that happens at the Sochi GPF happens here, so if something that happens there might bother you, check the tags?)
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  fanfic  slash  Viktuuri  humor  alternate_meeting  romance  author:shysweetthing 
march 2017 by SailAweigh
how the mighty fall (in love) - Chapter 1 - braveten - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
Every Victor Nikiforov fan has three things in common.
1. They have unrealistic expectations for romance.
2. They mark their calendars with the dates of his newest book releases and the premieres of his latest movie adaptations.
3. They either passionately hate or love his greatest rival, a mysterious author whose pseudonym is only two letters: “KY.”
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  fanfic  slash  humor  AU  alternate_meeting  author!Viktor  author!Yuuri  identity_porn  Viktuuri  romance  author:braveten 
march 2017 by SailAweigh
icebreaker - Cesare - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
Weeks after anyone could possibly want it, a post-skating-retirement college scenario based on skygemspeaks' idea about Yuuri's college classmates learning about his figure skating career. I wrote a variation on the idea mostly because I just really wanted to include Victor in the mix.
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  fanfic  gen  Viktuuri  retirement  grad_student!Yuuri  identity_porn  humor  author:Cesare 
march 2017 by SailAweigh
A Real Life Cinnamon Roll - Seito - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
As far as the Japanese 101 students were concerned, this was just another class, another semester. Then walked in Mister Yuuri Katsuki who turned out to be a bit of mystery.
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  fanfic  slash  series  cinnamon_roll!Yuuri  teacher!Yuuri  humor  author:Seito  identity_porn 
february 2017 by SailAweigh
You can have everything... - shysweetthing - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
AU. Before the Grand Prix Final starts in Sochi, Yuuri finds Victor's phone. He returns it--and hijinks and heavy flirtation ensue.
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  fanfic  slash  humor  alternate_meeting  romance  author:shysweetthing 
january 2017 by SailAweigh
Who is Coach Yuuri? - Chapter 1 - glitteryimagay - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
Nix, Fish and Frankie were over the moon when they were told they were chosen by skating legend Victor Nikiforov himself to be taught at his rink in America. But upon arriving, they are informed Victor was asked last minute to be the choreographer for the Olympic US Skating Team and instead, they will be taught by the rink's head coach, who they know nothing about!

Day one finds them meeting an exhausted-looking chunkier Asian man with more scruff than face and black hair tied up in a messy bun. He introduces himself only as Yuuri and immediately gets down to business with a stern, gruff coaching style akin to that of a drill sergeant. Just who is Coach Yuuri and why was he of all people chosen to be head coach?!
anime:Yuri_On_Ice  YOI  gays_on_skates  fanfic  slash  identity_porn  Viktuuri  Nix  Fish  Frankie  dumb_kids  humor  author:glitteryimagay 
january 2017 by SailAweigh
Justice is Blonde - Pollydoodles - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
The United States vs Bucky Barnes.

The Winter Soldier is called to account for his crimes. He needs a miracle. He needs a decent lawyer. He needs Elle Woods.
He just doesn't know it yet.
movie:CA:TWS  movie:LegallyBlonde  fanfic  crossover  gen  BuckyBarnes  ElleWood  humor  court_room_shenanigans  author:Pollydoodles 
september 2016 by SailAweigh
Washable Hearts - neko_fish - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
The only thing Leonard knows for sure when Jim begins writing fun facts on his person is that he'll never see his markers again. Academy fic.
movie:StarTrek2009  fanfic  slash  kirk/mccoy  humor  academy_days  friends_with_benefits  friends_to_lovers  getting_together  author:neko_fish  short 
september 2016 by SailAweigh
One Night On Risa - Medie - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Leonard McCoy's father is getting married. Too bad his stepmother's kids are crazy. And hot. That last part could be a problem.
movie:StarTrek2009  fanfic  het  genderswap  girl!kirk  kirk/mccoy  AU  humor  McCoy_father  WinonaKirk  step_family  author:medie 
august 2016 by SailAweigh
Could Be Fun - MissDavis - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"Mary," I said, gasping. "You're going to kill me someday."

"Never," she whispered, tucking up sideways against me.

"God," I said, and turned so I could throw one arm lightly over her. "Sherlock?"

"Shut up," she said. And I did. Because that's what we did. She talked with that filthy mouth of hers and we both liked it and then it was done until the next time. We didn't discuss it because it was just words, nothing real.

Except now it was the next morning and she was sitting in the middle of our bed talking about it.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  het  Sherlock/John/Mary  Johnlockary  threesome  polyamory  sexual_fantasies  roleplay  humor  romance  series  SallyDonovan  foursome  author:MissDavis 
june 2016 by SailAweigh
Warning: Contains Feels - meh_guh - Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, X-Men: First Class (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
Pepper's getting married, his friends are no help, there's a criminally hot blond next door, his father's banned him from the lab, his mother's insisting he behaves, and Tony STILL doesn't have a date for the wedding. It's fine, though. He's a problem-solving machine, or at least he can build one. Tony's confident it'll all work out; and if not, well at least it'll be a good story to tell...
movie:Avengers  movie:What'sYourNumber  Steve/Tony  Tony/Others  Stony  AU  no_powers  angst  humor  road_trip  Pepper/Happy  series  author:meh_guh 
may 2016 by SailAweigh
Trolling the Press: Mistakes Have Been Made - Chapter 1 - meh_guh - Marvel [Archive of Our Own]
Tony knows Cap doesn't like him. It's a pity, cuz the guy's smoking, but contrary to popular belief Tony is actually familiar with concepts like self-control and not-getting-what-you-want.
Johnny Storm's a great option to work up a little sweat at the dull fundraiser Pepper insisted he go to, and it's heaps of fun up until Clint accidentally convinces the she-devil in reporter form that Johnny and Tony are engaged. And because both Tony and Johnny are morons who take 'challenge accepted' as a life philosophy, they go along with it.
It's cool, though. It's funny enough to be entertaining, and Storm's hot enough that it's no hardship carrying on with him. Eventually the media will find another scandal, and in the meantime, Tony's got sex on tap.
Storm's resemblance to Cap is absolutely a non-factor. Has no bearing on anything. Nope.
movie:Avengers  fanfic  slash  Tony/JohnnyStorm  Steve/Tony  Stony  superhusbands  fake_relationship  angst  humor  PWP  author:meh_guh 
may 2016 by SailAweigh
The Thing That Happens To Other People - inkvoices - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Did you serve in Afghanistan or Iraq?” the man clarifies, steepling his fingers under his chin so that he looks like he’s praying for patience, and John reminds himself that he only has to attend six obligatory sessions with a psychiatrist.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  gen  Sherlock&John  therapy  therapist!Sherlock  pyschotherapy  humor  short  author:inkvoices 
may 2016 by SailAweigh
Capital H-i-m - cridecoeur - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
The first time John Watson sees Sherlock Holmes, he’s just been hit by a car.

“Bloody fuck,” John says, then looks down at his watch, pops out the winding mechanism, and sets the minute hand back.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  gen  Sherlock&John  AU  magical_realism  angel!fic  angel!John  wingfic  crack  humor  author:cridecoeur 
february 2016 by SailAweigh
Fantasy Island - Chapter 1 - kedgeree - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
On the remote tropical paradise of Fantasy Island, Sherlock Holmes brings his clients’ most desperate fantasies to life…although the end result may not be exactly what they expect. And isn’t it far less boring that way?
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  AU  alternate_meeting  humor  romance  author:kedge 
january 2016 by SailAweigh
Scenes - Chapter 1 - Niki - NCIS [Archive of Our Own]
AU: Tony isn't a part of the team, he's not even a cop – and still he and Gibbs end up together.

The first sign McGee had of something being different was when Gibbs smiled at his phone.
NCIS  fanfic  slash  gibbs/dinozzo  AU  alternate_meeting  movie_star!Tony  actor!Tony  short  humor  author:Niki 
october 2015 by SailAweigh
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies - silverpard - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  gen  Sherlock&John  MycroftHolmes  zombies  epistolary  crack  humor  author:silverpard 
september 2015 by SailAweigh
Unusual Efforts - AggressiveWhenStartled - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
Joan Watson didn’t, of course, particularly enjoy being called a bitch, but she preferred it to ‘whore’. Likely because the first was so often a response to her highly satisfying right hook after being called the second.

You had to be firm when you were a ‘ball-breaking cunt’ who liked to flirt, especially when you followed around Sherlock Holmes.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  het  AU  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  female!John  always_a_girl!John  genderswap  angst  humor  series  autor:AgressiveWhenStartled 
september 2015 by SailAweigh
the lingering taste of orange juice - darcylindbergh - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Sherlock felt the familiar heat surge in his abdomen again at the touch: hope strung taut between head and heart as in all the quiet moments between them, when Sherlock sometimes got the clues all mixed up and thought maybe John felt something too.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  first-kiss  kissing  short  humor  Sherlock_feels  author:darcylindbergh 
september 2015 by SailAweigh
Lab Book - copperbadge - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
"The likelihood of finding a cab on Christmas Eve is fast approaching nil." "So was the likelihood of you kissing me in the middle of the pavement, and yet."
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  kissing  first-kiss  first-time  humor  author:copperbadge 
september 2015 by SailAweigh
The Pretence of an Unacknowledged Truth - Chapter 1 - stickleworting - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
He’s decided to just be himself, cliché as it sounds. The lie about being Sherlock’s mate will be difficult enough to keep up, he’s not going to think up more of a charade regarding himself on top of that.

If he uses the wrong fork at dinner, fine. If someone calls him on it, he’ll just stab them with it. Job done.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  Omega!Sherlock  omegaverse  A/B/O  Alpha!John  bonding  bondmates  fake_relationship  first-time  romance  humor  angst  author:stickleworting 
august 2015 by SailAweigh
Hitting the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour - Chapter 1 - what_alchemy - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“You love your mother, Sherlock?”

John watched the muscles in Sherlock’s jaw jump. He nodded in one sharp jerk.

“Then we’re going to her party and making her happy.” John let out a resigned sigh. “As a ruddy couple, you bastard.”
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  MummyHolmes  Johnlock  fake_relationship  angst  humor  MycroftHolmes  author:what_alchemy 
august 2015 by SailAweigh
Office Politics - entanglednow - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Sherlock has perched himself on the edge of the desk, scattering pens and several dozen important looking files across the leather surface.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  threesome  Sherlock/John  Mycroft/John  Sherlock/John/Mycroft  MycroftHolmes  incest  sibling_rivalry  PWP  humor  author:entanglednow  holmescest  short 
august 2015 by SailAweigh
Armistice - entanglednow - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
John is not some sort of holiday home in the south of France, to be fought over by brothers who took the phrase 'sibling rivalry' and turned it into the plot of a Russian novel.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  threesome  Sherlock/John  Mycroft/John  Sherlock/John/Mycroft  PWP  short  sibling_rivalry  MycroftHolmes  double_penetration  humor  author:entanglednow  incest  holmescest 
august 2015 by SailAweigh
Gifts from the Sea - patternofdefiance - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“A few weeks ago I would have thought you were impossible,” Sherlock begins, walking into the kitchen in his blue robe, and John – not quite catching on – wants to scoff and argue, No, actually, you are impossible, but then Sherlock continues: “But now I’d say you are improbable.”
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  tentacle!sex  tentacles  octo!John  humor  romance  angst  author:patternofdefiance  series  c.sapiens 
june 2015 by SailAweigh
The Newlywed Game: Johnlock Edition - Chapter 1 - patternofdefiance - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
What it says on the tin: John and Sherlock pretend to be married in order to be contestants in a Newlywed Game.
Of course it's for a case.
Of course it doesn't stay that way.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  humor  getting_together  newlyweed_game  romance  author:patternofdefiance 
june 2015 by SailAweigh
Saving the World (Is Totally a Date) - Chapter 1 - Wordsplat - The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Tony discovers Stane's betrayal while he's still being held captive. When he escapes, he sets out to ruin Stane as completely and ruthlessly as he can, playing up his PTSD and quitting his job to destroy Stane quietly from the outside. He also picks up a teaching job-all Pepper's fault-and oh, right, becomes a supervillain. Okay, that one was Tony's fault, but it was totally an accident.

In the meantime, a certain Capsicle is defrosted a year early, and is assigned the task of capturing the notorious Iron Man. It's not going particularly well, if the embarrassingly high number of times he's been kidnapped in the past six months is any indication. When SHIELD decides to help him "adjust" by getting him a teaching job, Steve is skeptical; but then there's Tony, and Steve finds he doesn't mind the 21st century so much after all.
movie:Avengers  fanfic  slash  Steve/Tony  Stony  AU  superhusbands  identity_porn  supervillain!Tony  angst  romance  humor  author:wordsplat 
may 2015 by SailAweigh
Short Message Service - Chapter 1 - solrosan - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Sherlock has a secret friend (since long before he met John) who also prefers to text.

Ends at the end of season 3 with a solid finish if it never actually gets finished.
TV:SherlockBBC  gen  SherlockHolmes  Anthea  Sherlock&Anthea  texting  humor  adventure  John/Mary  angst  WIP  author:solrosan 
april 2015 by SailAweigh
The Top-Secret Livejournal of Sherlock Holmes - Chapter 1 - malacophilous (orphan_account) - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Sherlock has a Livejournal, which he updates constantly via his mobile phone and netbook. Everyone offline thinks that he's this stoic super-genius, when in reality he's a bonkers super-genius. Written pre-S2.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  JohnWatson/SarahSawyer  live_journal  angst  romance  humor  crack  author:malacophilous 
april 2015 by SailAweigh
Homemaking - rageprufrock - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
The original plan for returning to England involved fucking around being shellshocked and suffering mandatory post-combat counseling and physical therapy to dissect the shattered mosaic of his feelings. That's not quite how it goes.
author:rageprufrock  gen  TV:SherlockBBC  humor  SherlockHolmes  JohnWatson  homegoods 
march 2015 by SailAweigh
An Ongoing Mission - squire - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Sherlock and John as Mars Exploration Rovers - John as Spirit ("Damn my wheel!") and Sherlock as Opportunity.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  Sherlock&John  Spriit  Opportunity  AU  Mars_rovers  humor  angst  author:squire 
march 2015 by SailAweigh
grammar lessons with sherlock and john - Chapter 1 - dashcommaslash - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are never too busy solving crimes and falling in love to teach grammar. In this series of meta-ficlets, John and Sherlock illustrate commonly confused grammar and spelling rules.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  Sherlock/OMC  grammar  BDSM  humor  dark!John  author:dashcommaslash  WIP 
march 2015 by SailAweigh
A Trope Too Far - Chapter 1 - Persiflager - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Written for this prompt on the kinkmeme that asked for Trope!John waking up one morning to discover that he's got the wrong Trope!Sherlock and going through various fanfic worlds in search of the right one.

I've identified the less obvious tropes in the comments for each chapter.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  crack  humor  alternate_reality  tropes  author:Persiflager 
january 2015 by SailAweigh
Intimacies - objetpetita - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
A friends to ‘more than friends story’ told from the pov of both the boys. Sherlock is attracted to his flatmate, but keeps his distance because John is definitely NOT GAY, as he always shouts from the roof-tops. This is not the common fandom fantasy (i.e. Sherlock is the only ‘guy’ for John), but I liked the way John set about discovering his bisexuality systematically. And even better was the way the writer managed to keep Sherlock completely clueless about it right to the end. In any case, all’s well that ends well.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  John/OMC  Sherlock/OMC  getting_together  angst  romance  series  humor  author:objetpetita  to_be_read 
january 2015 by SailAweigh
Essentially The Devil Incarnate, a sherlock fanfic | FanFiction
After the wedding revelations, Sherlock takes the only sensible recourse…he breaks into his brother's house and eats all his ice cream. Mycroft is surprisingly helpful.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  gen  SherlockHolmes  MycroftHolmes  family  ice_cream  brothers  humor  author:Jennistar1 
january 2015 by SailAweigh
Big Brother - Kantayra - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Mycroft is a very, very, very overprotective big brother, and he's not letting John take Sherlock's virginity without a fight.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  MycroftHolmes  voyeurism  crack  humor  author:kantayra 
december 2014 by SailAweigh
Ravish Me - amalnahurriyeh - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Sherlock is experimenting with patterns of wear on lipstick in daily encounters. John is going to go insane.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  first-time  PWP  lipstick  humor  author:amalnahurriyeh 
december 2014 by SailAweigh
Resign Yourself to Me; Or, a Very Short Engagement - lei_che_sogna - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
A fanciful accounting of how Sherlock Holmes (The World's Foremost Consulting Detective) and John H. Watson (M.D., ex-RAMC, and best friend of the former) came to be affianced and, in fairly short order, married. Includes a number of quasi-comical sub-titles which This Author hopes will provide some small element of educational assistance to the reading public, as well as enhance said public's enjoyment of the proceedings.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  humor  romance  short  author:  lei_che_sogna 
november 2014 by SailAweigh
step into liquid - 8611 - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
This - stepping into liquid, leaving land, when the dawn is just breaking - is what matters in life, especially if you have someone to share the waves with. (Surf!AU.)
movie:StarTrek2009  fanfic  slash  kirk/mccoy  AU  surfer  humor  romance  author:8611 
november 2014 by SailAweigh
Acceptable Behaviour - bbcatemysoul - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Sherlock isn't really sure why John wants to shag him, but he's certain that if he's careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep doing it.

In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an idiot.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  humor  romances  misunderstandings  short  author:bbcatemysoul 
october 2014 by SailAweigh
All's Well that Ends Well
A sequel to the cleverly titled Untitled Forensics John Fic, which was a fill for this prompt, that asked for an AU meeting between John- new head of forensics, and Sherlock- still a consulting detective. It probably isn't necessary to read the first fic, but it certainly couldn't hurt, and it isn't terribly long.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  AU  Sherlock/John  alternate_meeting  forensics!John  humor  author:stickstockstone 
september 2014 by SailAweigh
En Garde - argyle4eva - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Written for this kinkmeme prompt: "Crack or serious if you can do it (just don't make it shippy please): swordfight between Mycroft with his umbrella and John with his cane.”
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  gen  JohnWatson  MycroftHolmes  crack  fencing  humor  author:argyle4eva 
august 2014 by SailAweigh
The Semantics of Crop Circle Formation: a case study by Sherlock Holmes [unpublished] - Chapter 1 - canolacrush - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
"Look at these photographs," I said, gesturing to the wall of crop circles. "What do you observe?"

"Crop circles," John replied.

"Obvious. What else?"

"Are...are those intestines surrounding them?"

"Yes. The majority are bovine and ovine in origin. The farmers who have acquired these crop circles in their fields have also had a tenth of their livestock murdered and arranged thus."

"Why?" John said, presumably in a rhetorical fashion.

I detest rhetorical questions. "That is what I must find out, John."
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  slash  AU  alien!John  Sherlock/John  Johnlock  humor  author:canolacrush 
august 2014 by SailAweigh
Wherefore Art Thou Cantankerous Bastard - shecrows - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Sequel to Not a Big Deal.

aka my big, gay love letter to Jim and Bones. As I explained to someone, somewhere: "i was desperate to hack up these feelings in a kind of words-facilitated exorcism, so this happened. meta masquerading as a blowjob, good times."
movie:StarTrek2009  fanfic  slash  kirk/mccoy  humor  first-time  romance  author:shecrows  sequel  angst 
august 2014 by SailAweigh
Not A Big Deal (TM) - shecrows - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
or That One Time Everyone on the Enterprise Thought Jim and Bones Were Fucking, or even Damn It, Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Decoy.
movie:StarTrek2009  fanfic  pre-slash  kirk/mccoy  humor  romance  author:shecrows 
august 2014 by SailAweigh
Say My Name - etothepii (Stochastical) - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
After the Pool Incident, as she's been mentally calling it in her head, Mycroft assigns her to monitoring his brother's website, which is how she finds herself reading through his boyfriend's blog.
TV:SherlockBBC  fanfic  het  John/Anthea  humor  disability  author:etothepii 
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