SHSL_Fangirl + pda   12

Based very loosely on a set of four acceptance speeches for awards won at the New Zealand Music Awards: When Bret breaks his bed doing an epic rock ‘n’ roll move it sets off a chain of events that lead to unexpected desire, confusion, heartache and, finally … acceptance.
His expression was heartbreaking, because Jemaine understood it completely. It said, ‘touch me, but please don’t make me ask for it. Please don’t make me talk about it.’

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As he slowly became aware of his surroundings again, he heard Jemaine whisper, ‘Bret, I love you’.

Oh. Holy. Shit.
‘No you don’t,’ said Bret, numbly. Jemaine opened his mouth as though to speak and then closed it again, confused. That wasn’t the answer he’d been expecting. Not that he’d been expecting anything in particular. He’d said it without thinking, surprising himself as much as Bret. Still, he hadn’t expected to be contradicted. ‘Um...I think I do,’ he said.

‘No,’ said Bret more fiercely, ‘You /don’t/.’

‘...Why?’ asked Jemaine, stupidly. He had the ominous feeling that this was going to be a truly horrible conversation.

‘Because you don’t, OK? You can’t. It’s one thing...fooling around...but just can’t. This is messed up enough already.’

Bret’s eyes were stinging. He wiped the back of his clean hand over them and turned from Jemaine, angry and sad and hating all of this. He was sure he was doing the right thing. They had already probably ruined their friendship by introducing sex into it. To pile confessions of love onto the heap was some kind of suicide. Better to call the whole stupid affair off and try to get back some of what they had before. God, he missed his best friend. And yet, deep down, he realised that he too wanted something more. He wanted to hold Jemaine forever. He wanted Jemaine to be his, /his/, no one else’s. But that was a fantasy and he was in over his head and drowning and the only possible lifeline was to say...

‘This has to end here, Jemaine.’

‘No,’ said Jemaine.

‘It has to. Don’t kiss me again. Don’t touch me again. Ever.’

‘Do you...should I...move out?’ – Jemaine blinked and heavy tears rolled down his cheeks. Bret couldn’t bear it.

‘No. No. Stay. I want us to be friends again.’

‘’ve broken my heart.’

Bret stared at Jemaine, pale and drained. This was, without question, the worst thing he had ever done in his life. He felt like he’d been given a beautiful, perfect flower and torn it apart. ‘I’m sorry,’ he said, his voice cracked with tears. ‘We can...we /will/ get over it. We will.’

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Jemaine reached down and dragged Bret up by the front of his shirt. Before Bret could struggle or protest, he found himself shoved roughly against the filing cabinet, the metal cold through his shirt and contrasting deliriously with the heat of Jemaine holding him there. Jemaine’s thigh was between his legs, pressing against his crotch, and Jemaine had one hand around his wrist and another wound tightly in his hair. Jemaine’s breath was hot against his neck. Bret was caught helplessly between arousal and fear. Jemaine had been assertive before, but never like this. It wasn’t like him.

‘Is this what you want?’ growled Jemaine into Bret’s ear. ‘This is what you asked for, isn’t it? This is what you’ve been asking for every time you turned me on when you /knew/ I wouldn’t do anything about it because I love you. And well done. Congratulations. I’ve been tempted. I’ve been tempted every time. You’d like me to give in now, wouldn’t you? Damn bastard cocktease. I can tell you’re dying for it. I should fuck you right here against the filing cabinet. But you know how it would end up? Exactly how it ended up before. Don’t you get it? I love you. I’m in love with you and every time you deliberately make me want you it tears me apart a little more. So if you don’t love me, stop leading me on, fuck off and let me type my fucking email in peace. Please.’

Bret’s eyes grew wide for a second, as though something had suddenly become clear to him.

‘No,’ he said.
Flight-of-the-Conchords  Bret/Jemaine  author:asylumsatellite  romance  humour  angst-with-a-happy-ending  Jemaine-POV  living-together  sharing-a-room  literally-sleeping-together  sexual-content  wet-dreams  observation  denial  experiments  dub-con  avoidance  neck-play  crying  pining  mutual-pining  pining!Jemaine  pining!Bret  fantasies  masturbation  mutual-masturbation  dirty-talk  parties/celebrations  games  biting  blowjobs  frottage  love-confessions  rejection  flirting  confrontations  realisation-of-feelings  PDA  fic  site:Your-Beard-Is-Good  word-count:5-10k     
july 2018 by SHSL_Fangirl
Find a different Morty, this one is mine.
Rick takes his Grandchildren to get some of the best ice cream in the multiverse but when a waitress keeps hitting on Morty and Summer finds out they get more than they bargained for.
Rick-and-Morty  Rick/Morty  author:Fangurl_geek  romance  humour  incest  underage  jealousy  obliviousness  oblivious!Morty  possessiveness  PDA  neck-play  biting  hickeys  hair-pulling  fic  site:AO3  word-count:1-5k 
april 2018 by SHSL_Fangirl
By any other prompt...
(this pairing would smell just as gay).

After stumbling across a ship prompt sheet on Tumblr, I try to recreate every possible situation - doesn't matter how unlikely - with this pairing from Hell. Let's see how many I can fill before Breath of the Wild comes out!

Chapter 1. Canon verse - Friends to Lovers
Chapter 2. Canon verse - Hate to love
Chapter 3. Canon verse - Blind Date
Chapter 4. Canon verse - Secret Relationship
Chapter 5. Canon verse - Pretend Couple:
Link's debts in the Bazaar are concerning; sharing a room with Fledge is both annoying and traumatizing; and Peatrice still believes they are engaged - even though Link couldn't be gayer.

Life as a former Hero is not as easy as one would think. Ghirahim might be the solution to at least one of those problems.
The-Legend-of-Zelda  Ghirahim/Link  author:holdingbreaths  Skyward-Sword  post-SS  romance  humour  hurt/comfort  minor-Link/Peatrice  minor-Pipit/Karane  flirting  love-confessions  fights  battles  magic-attacks  healing-potions  manipulation  obliviousness  oblivious!Link  sexual-content  matchmaking  blind-dates  deduction  secret-relationships  fake-relationships  PDA  intoxication  accidents  near-death  hurt!Link  loss-of-consciousness  hurt!Ghirahim  blood  headaches  moving-in-together  living-together  blowjobs  casual-relationships  possessiveness  neck-play  hickeys  romantic-advice  realisation-of-feelings  avoidance  begging  punctures  one-shot  one-shot-collection  site:AO3  word-count:10-20k     
march 2018 by SHSL_Fangirl
Spin the Wand
In the spirit of inter-house unity, the eighth years have a small party. In an attempt to get Harry and Ginny back together, Hermione and Ron come up with the plan of a rigged game of Spin the Wand, but not all goes as planned.

"The idea was simple: A game of spin the bottle, but instead of a bottle, a toy wand, and instead of a game of chance, Hermione had spelled the wand to land on whoever the spinner most desired to kiss."
Harry-Potter  Draco/Harry  author:WrittenSins  post-DH  Hogwarts-Eighth-Year  romance  humour  outsider-POV  alternating-POV  minor-Ron/Hermione  minor-Dean/Seamus  minor-Neville/Ginny  inter-House-dorms  games  rigged-games  manipulation  PDA  observation  indirect-love-confessions  literally-sleeping-together  fic  site:AO3  word-count:1-5k 
march 2018 by SHSL_Fangirl
I could be quite naive, happy in our make believe
Maybe they got his talent wrong, maybe he isn’t the Ultimate Detective, maybe he’s actually just the Ultimate Unlucky Student. After all, it has to be some cruel twist of fate that his first two crushes are not just taken, but dating each other.


It all works out.
Danganronpa  Saihara/Ouma/K1-B0  Saihara/Ouma  Ouma/K1-B0  Saihara/K1-B0  author:twinSky  NDRV3  romance  angst-with-a-happy-ending  AU  Non-Despair-AU  Everybody-Lives/Nobody-Dies-AU  Hope’s-Peak-Academy  high-school  established-relationship  pining  pining!Saihara  PDA  observation  nonlinear-narrative  first-meetings  deduction  mind-games  flirting  avoidance  accidents  realisation-of-feelings  seduction  obliviousness  oblivious!Saihara  gifts  confrontations  misunderstandings  love-confessions  crying  polyamory  movies  one-shot  site:AO3  word-count:5-10k     
february 2018 by SHSL_Fangirl
Mommy Mummy Awesomeness
House and Chase finally make it to dinner with House's parents... and his dad is a jerk, but his mom rocks.

[Sequel to ‘Daddy Issues’]
HouseM.D.  House/Chase  author:KettleKornKueen  S1/2/3  romance  emotional-hurt/comfort  established-relationship  meeting-the-family  PDA  homophobia  hugs  mild-OOCness  sequel  one-shot  site:FFN  word-count:1-5k 
december 2017 by SHSL_Fangirl
A what?
In which House suspects that Wilson is dating the new nurse, breaks into her locker, finds a brochure to a jazz festival in Poconos and then sneakily mentions a romantic weekend in said Poconos in a conversation with him sure he'll prove his point. But then... Wilson doesn't react accordingly...
No, House is not afraid Wilson will ever leave him. He's convinced that the only successful relationship Wilson is capable of having is the one with him, which after all of these years should be quite obvious. And now finally is, at least to him.

That's why he stands up before Wilson manages to choke out a single word and pulls him by his collar into a kiss. The angle is very awkward thanks to the table that's still between them and Wilson freezes, completely petrified with snarky response frozen on his lips. He releases the grip on his fork and as it falls to the ground he makes a little choked sound that could be interpreted as pained but in fact is all a small, needy whine that makes a shiver go down House's spine.
HouseM.D.  House/Wilson  author:ElizaStyx  S1/2/3  S3  romance  deduction  observation  flirting  seduction  PDA  one-shot  site:AO3  word-count:1-5k     
december 2017 by SHSL_Fangirl
Kissing Booth
Princeton-Plainsboro hosts an Oncology Charity Carnival and Wilson barely has a chance to breathe while he organizes the effort. Of course, House has several choice remarks to make while he sits back and does precisely nothing to help, but in the end, together they manage to build something new and remarkable.
HouseM.D.  House/Wilson  author:RosYourBoat  romance  humour  observation  flirting  PDA  love-confessions  one-shot  site:AO3  word-count:1-5k   
december 2017 by SHSL_Fangirl

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