Poetry + type:humor   94

In Nomine - tinsnip - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
The first time he’d given in to the impulse to just make up a name, he’d felt a bit odd about it. But everything had gone so smoothly. He’d been able to just go in and eat and then leave and it hadn’t mattered at all, the human hadn’t really wanted to know his name, they’d just wanted something to peg him by while he was there.And so: Fell. Ezra Fell. Ms Azee Phale. Mme A Zinnia File. A Z Fell, bookseller.That last one has stuck around the longest, now. He’s grown rather attached to it.A... A... what begins with A?  Aziraphale makes dinner reservations for himself and Crowley, and is a bit thoughtless. Silly business.
fandom:goodomens  relationship:gen  fic  type:humor  character:aziraphale  character:crowley 
july 2019 by Poetry
Lie Back And Think Of Dinner - jessthereckless - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
"Crowley, this is a disaster. This is everything I ever wanted. We’re in love. And there’s a picnic. And we don’t seem to be able to get…amorous without causing earthquakes.” Aziraphale attempts subterfuge. Crowley sees right through him.
fandom:goodomens  relationship:slash  ship:aziraphale/crowley  fic  favorite  character:aziraphale  character:crowley  type:humor 
june 2019 by Poetry
Taking Notes - kaelio - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine [Archive of Our Own]
Garak dusts off his information-gathering skills in the name of a love that dare not describe its genitals.
fandom:startrekds9  relationship:slash  ship:garak/bashir  fic  type:humor  character:elimgarak 
may 2019 by Poetry
Fairy Tales in Deep Space - airandangels - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine [Archive of Our Own]
An interesting anthropological experiment: tell Elim Garak human fairy-tales, and see what he thinks the morals are.

This fic is a scream.
fandom:startrekds9  fic  type:humor  relationship:slash  ship:garak/bashir  character:elimgarak  character:julianbashir 
march 2019 by Poetry
Hypnotic - greywash - The Magicians (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Exasperated, Penny says, "Even you couldn't possibly be this bad at sleeping if you were getting dicked down on the regular."
fandom:themagicians  relationship:slash  ship:quentin/penny  fic  type:humor  character:quentincoldwater  character:penny 
march 2019 by Poetry
Cat's out of the Bag - Sath - Gentleman Bastard Sequence - Scott Lynch [Archive of Our Own]
Jean and Locke steal a famous cat, outwit three drunken burghers, and have a long-delayed discussion.

Extremely fun banter-y sexy Locke/Jean.
fic  fandom:gentlemanbastard  relationship:slash  ship:locke/jean  type:humor  type:romance  character:jeantannen  character:lockelamora 
february 2018 by Poetry
Of Gilded Wallpaper and Meddling Dragons - Anonymous - Temeraire - Naomi Novik [Archive of Our Own]
Laurence and Temeraire have been living with Tharkay for a scant two weeks when Laurence sends Granby a letter that essentially boils down to hi John how did you know you're gay also plz help I am in trouble.
fandom:temeraire  fic  relationship:slash  ship:laurence/tharkay  type:humor  type:post-canon  character:laurence  character:tharkay  character:temeraire  character:granby 
december 2017 by Poetry
Operation: Seduce Michael - Anonymous - The Good Place (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
If at first you don't succeed, send a different cockroach.

Eleanor sends the different members of Team Cockroach to try and seduce Michael. It doesn't work.
fandom:thegoodplace  fic  type:humor  character:michael  character:eleanorshellstrop  character:tahanialjamil  character:jasonmendoza  character:chidianagonye 
december 2017 by Poetry
Audience: 822,000 and Homeland Security - WerewolvesAreReal - Leverage [Archive of Our Own]
Hardison starts a live-stream for Dragon Age to show off his new mods. And he kicks ass. But his viewers are actually a bit more concerned about the angry guy in the background of his videos, and the blond chick who keeps peering through his windows."Is this some kind of performance art," asks peskytroll341.
fandom:leverage  relationship:gen  fic  type:humor  type:post-canon  theme:outsiderpov  character:alechardison  character:eliotspencer  character:parker 
september 2017 by Poetry
Lunar Interlude: Something New - Wildgoosery - The Adventure Zone (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]
Transcript of TAZ_LI_evenmoreshorts.mp3

Recording date: ????

Scheduled air date: ????
It's been a rough year for our friends at the Bureau of Balance, and what better way to blow off steam than raucous moon partying? Taako picks up a catering gig. Merle offers some professional advice. Magnus de-orbits.
fic  fandom:theadventurezone  relationship:slash  relationship:femslash  ship:kravitz/taako  ship:avi/magnusburnsides  ship:careyfangbattle/killian  favorite  type:humor  character:magnusburnsides  character:taako  character:merlehighchurch  character:angusmcdonald  character:careyfangbattle  character:killian  character:lucretia  character:avi 
july 2017 by Poetry
Summer Chills - fanflock - The Adventure Zone (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]
They were going to find out one day, and really, Taako probably should have expected it would go like this.

(Magnus and Merle walk in on Taako and Kravitz)
fandom:theadventurezone  relationship:slash  ship:kravitz/taako  fic  type:humor  character:taako  character:kravitz  character:magnusburnsides  character:merlehighchurch 
july 2017 by Poetry
In Vino Veritas - Selena - Babylon 5 [Archive of Our Own]
Teasing your former nemesis when drunk isn't always a good idea.

Oneupmanship leading to sex. This is always how I expected this ship to work.
fandom:babylon5  relationship:slash  ship:londomollari/g'kar  fic  type:humor  character:londomollari  character:g'kar 
may 2017 by Poetry
In Flagrante - Amatara - Babylon 5 [Archive of Our Own]
Three times Londo and G'Kar were caught in the act: one happy, one angry, one sad.

Londo and G'kar over the years, in all their comedy and tragedy. Sniff.
fandom:babylon5  relationship:slash  ship:g'kar/londomollari  fic  type:post-canon  type:humor  type:angst  character:londomollari  character:g'kar 
may 2017 by Poetry
The Subtle Arrangement of Stones - Nemo_the_Everbeing - Babylon 5 [Archive of Our Own]
Ambassadors Mollari, Delenn, and G'Kar are kidnapped by Homeguard. Their aides team up to rescue them. A perfectly in-character S1 romp, told in the form of interviews with Garibaldi.
fic  fandom:babylon5  favorite  relationship:gen  type:plotty  type:humor  type:missingscene  character:londomollari  character:g'kar  character:delenn  character:vircotto  character:lennier  character:susanivanova  character:stephenfranklin  character:taliawinters 
april 2017 by Poetry
Bang a Gong - waketosleep
The chronicles of the Sad Bastards Club (Enterprise Chapter).

AKA When Jim Met Spock, or the pon farr romcom.
fandom:startrek  fic  relationship:slash  type:humor  ship:kirk/spock  character:kirk  character:spock  character:mccoy  character:uhura 
september 2016 by Poetry
The Genetic Soap Opera (or, One of the Less Dignified Royal Weddings) - waketosleep - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Turns out Jim Kirk's more than meets the eye, genetically speaking. There are a lot of consequences, mostly for Spock and his sanity.
fandom:startrek  fic  relationship:slash  ship:kirk/spock  type:humor  character:kirk  character:spock 
september 2016 by Poetry
ldr - songs - Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater [Archive of Our Own]
“No Skype sex,” Adam says, but then a thought occurs to him. “Hey, is there a portmanteau for that? Like… Skex? Or something?”
He regrets it almost instantaneously. Ronan doubles over, nearly knocking over his laptop as he cackles. “Yes, Parrish. Oh, yes. Have Skex with me, c’mon.”
or:

The Epic Fairytale Long Distance Romance of Ronan Lynch and Adam Parrish.
fandom:ravencycle  fic  relationship:slash  ship:adam/ronan  ship:blue/henry/gansey  relationship:threesome  type:humor  character:adamparrish  character:ronanlynch 
may 2016 by Poetry
Interlude (Rise Up) - Anonymous - Hamilton - Miranda
I couldn't tag relationships because there are too many: Hamilton/everyone. This song somehow manages to turn everything in the musical into a sex joke. I am in awe.
fic  fandom:hamilton  theme:song  type:humor  character:alexanderhamilton  character:aaronburr  character:elizahamilton  character:angelicaschuyler  character:johnlaurens  character:georgewashington  character:thomasjefferson  character:kinggeorge  favorite 
december 2015 by Poetry
These Meager Strokes - Sharksdontsleep
A RIDICULOUS historical innuendo-laden letter from Hamilton to Laurens. All the gun / dick jokes. Truly a letter that ridiculous man would have written to his boyfriend.
fic  fandom:hamilton  relationship:slash  ship:lams  type:humor  character:alexanderhamilton  character:johnlaurens 
november 2015 by Poetry
visit philadelphia - screamlet
The MOST IMPORTANT Lams fic for the musical. Very IC for the musical, historically accurate, and just so cute and great.
fic  fandom:hamilton  ship:lams  relationship:slash  character:alexanderhamilton  character:johnlaurens  type:humor  type:hurt/comfort 
november 2015 by Poetry
Fic: Seducing Eliot For Beginners (Leverage, Eliot/Hardison/Parker, PG-13)
Slightly OOC, but charming enough to win me over anyway. Parker and Hardison try to seduce Eliot and fail utterly. Luckily, Eliot's a lot better at seduction than they are.
fandom:leverage  fic  relationship:threesome  ship:hardison/parker/eliot  type:humor  character:parker  character:alechardison  character:eliotspencer 
october 2015 by Poetry
Bootleg Turn - leupagus
Peter and Nightingale have sex in the Jag – why has no one ever written this before?
fic  fandom:riversoflondon  relationship:slash  ship:starlingale  type:smut  type:humor  character:petergrant  character:thomasnightingale 
june 2015 by Poetry
Squabble
Completely ridiculous fight that turns into sex? Yep, that's my Spangel.
fic  fandom:angel  relationship:slash  ship:spike/angel  type:humor  character:spike  character:angel 
november 2013 by Poetry
A Completely Different Untitled Police Force John Fic
Hilarious and amazing. John is on the police force with Lestrade and they meet that way at crime scene. Sherlock immediately develops an obsession.
fic  fandom:sherlock  type:fluff  type:humor  relationship:slash  ship:sherlock/john  type:au  character:lestrade  character:sherlock  character:johnwatson 
july 2013 by Poetry
Like Setting Up Punchlines
Marco, Ax, and Tobias living together in the woods. Gotta love the Axis of Awesome.
fic  fandom:animorphs  relationship:het  ship:rachel/tobias  character:marco  character:tobias  character:ax  type:humor 
october 2012 by Poetry
Passing The Torch by Calapine
The Doctor died and passed on his Time Lord legacy to Donna.
fic  fandom:doctorwho  relationship:gen  type:humor  character:donnanoble 
september 2012 by Poetry
The Talentless Show
Marco, Cassie, and Jake perform in the middle school talent show.
fic  fandom:animorphs  relationship:gen  theme:teamfic  type:humor  theme:headcanon 
august 2012 by Poetry
Barrayaran Maiden
Cordelia and Aral roleplay a traditional Barrayaran wedding night. Funny and cute.
fic  fandom:vorkosigan  relationship:het  ship:cordelia/aral  character:aral  character:cordelia  type:smut  type:humor 
december 2011 by Poetry
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