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Elaine_Penny: What? - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Prompt on the Hobbit_kinkmeme: Female dwarves don't get periods, and any other race they've met keeps such things private, so the dwarves have no idea what is going on when they wake up to find their burglar in a small pool of blood and she only acts like it's a minor inconvenience.

(The more freaked out the dwarves get, both before and after finding out what's going on, the better).

Notes:

So I may have tweaked it a little... Eh.
fandom:Tolkien  author:elaine_penny  trope:rule63  pairing:bilbo/thorin  genre:humor  character:kili  character:fili  rating:PG  fandom:thehobbit  short  AO3  via:paradox22122  crack!fic  !het  !no_pairing 
april 2013 by Miscella

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