LadyLame + #kingsman   115

Of Sterner Stuff - schweinsty - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
In which Roxy Morton applies for a position, makes a good friend, is a good friend, has a pleasant affair with a very nice girl, doesn't take people's shit, spoils a poodle, and saves the world.
rated.t  host:ao3  "05-20k  =schweinsty  #kingsman  %roxy&eggsy  $roxy  *character.study  *action  %gen 
december 2018 by LadyLame
Gunpowder & Gelatine - venvephe - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Eggsy’s got this glint in his eye as they edge along the quiet corridor, a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth that Roxy knows only means he’s got something in mind.
“Lancelot,” Eggsy’s outright grinning now, “Let’s Legolas-Gimli this shit.”
rated.t  host:ao3  "<5k  =venvephe  #kingsman  %roxy&eggsy  *case/mission  *vignette  *action  *humor  !**  +friendship  %gen 
december 2018 by LadyLame
No Need For Champagne - Deepdarkwaters - Kingsman (Movies)
"There's no need for champagne, we've got loads on the plane," Merlin tells Eggsy, but it's not champagne he finds in the cabinet for their victory toast, it's his favourite Macallan - because saving the world, even at a cost he can't quite bring himself to imagine just yet, calls for more than the swill you drink at weddings.

Not that it matters anyway, since he abandons both glasses he poured when Eggsy strides through the plane doorway with his chest heaving like some damsel in one of the tacky bodice-ripper novels Harry used to read when he was convalescing after injuries. He stares hungrily for a moment as if Merlin's an elaborately garnished kebab after a long night out drinking, and Merlin has just enough time to think with a sort of diamond clarity oh good lord before Eggsy's launching across the cabin to kiss him.
rated.e  host:ao3  #kingsman  *smut  /act(handjobs)  /act(oral)  "<5k  %merlin/eggsy  =deepdarkwaters 
april 2018 by LadyLame
Easter Eggsy - smaychel - Kingsman (Movies)
It's Easter, and Eggsy has a ridiculous plan and a mouth that doesn't know when to stop.
rated.t  host:ao3  !**  #kingsman  *crack  *humor  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  =smaychel 
march 2018 by LadyLame
Knock Yourself Out - Deepdarkwaters - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
"Do you think Merlin's okay?" Roxy asks quietly - and Eggsy looks at the closed cockpit door, remembering how the click of the lock had sounded far too loud when Merlin shut himself in there just before take off, and murmurs back, "I dunno."
rated.t  host:ao3  series:Bespoke  #kingsman  *angst  *hurt/comfort  "<5k  =deepdarkwaters  %gen 
march 2018 by LadyLame
Breathless - Deepdarkwaters - Kingsman (Movies)
"Gobby little fuck, ain't he? Not sure you got that thing deep enough in him if he can still breathe enough to make them noises."

"I think you're right," Merlin says softly, lifting Harry's chin with his other hand to watch how wet and soft his gleaming eyes get at the stretch of his neck and the insistent push of the cock another inch deeper. "There. Now he'll be quiet."
rated.e  host:ao3  #kingsman  *pwp  /act(anal)  /bdsm  /breathplay  /deepthroating  /humiliation  /toys  "<5k  %harry/merlin/eggsy  =deepdarkwaters  series:Bespoke 
march 2018 by LadyLame
Direct - Deepdarkwaters - Kingsman (Movies)
"Take it off. And - and touch yourself. Your chest again. And your neck."

Harry sounds rapturous when he laughs, light and a touch breathy like Marilyn Monroe. "Yes, god, direct me."
rated.e  host:ao3  !**  #kingsman  *smut  /masturbation  /voyeurism  "<5k  %harry/merlin  =deepdarkwaters 
january 2018 by LadyLame
Treat Yo Self - Sheepie - Kingsman (Movies)
Roxy gives Eggsy a voucher for a free facial at the exclusive Kingsman Spa. Little did Eggsy realize what kind of facial he'd be getting.
rated.e  =Sheepie  host:ao3  &spa  #kingsman  *smut  /act(oral)  "<5k  %harry/eggsy 
december 2017 by LadyLame
The Backup Plan - DivineProjectZero - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Roxy is the backup plan.

But even the best of backup plans are useless if the original works just fine.
=DivineProjectZero  host:ao3  rated.t  !***  $roxy  #kingsman  *character.study  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  %merlin/roxy 
december 2017 by LadyLame
Passing Notes - Mochas N Mayhem (KoohiiCafe) - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
The first time he steals Merlin's clipboard, it’s because Charlie dares him, and like fuck he’s going to let that dickhead think he’s a coward. Roxy tries to talk him down, tells him he’s being an idiot, but he doesn’t let her talk him out of it or try to stop him. Eggsy's not the type to back down from a dare.
rated.m  =MochasNMayhem  host:ao3  #kingsman  *epistolary  *humor  /dirtytalk  "05-20k  %harry/merlin  %harry/merlin/eggsy  %merlin/eggsy  +angst  +happy.ending 
december 2017 by LadyLame
5 Times Someone Assumed Wrong About Harry and 1 Time Someone Guessed Correctly - heartsdesire456 - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
While he knew that their relationship was absolutely the most unconventional relationship ever, he never expected the presumptions people made about them while they were planning the wedding.
Particularly, incorrect presumptions about who exactly Harry was to him.

(5 Times Harry is presumed to be someone other than Eggsy's fiance and 1 time people don't get it wrong.)
rated.t  host:ao3  =heartsdesire456  #kingsman  *five.things  *humor  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  +fluff 
december 2017 by LadyLame
Highlight of My Lowlife - EggMuffin - Kingsman (Movies)
Eggsy might be largely uneducated, but he’s not actually stupid. He knows that most people think he’s nothing more than a glorified whore, but the fact is that Eggsy is currently on vacation in Cape Verde, while most of his critics have to deal with the shitty November weather in England. This is not the life Eggsy had in any way imagined or planned, but if an attractive older gentleman wants to take him on expensive vacations and buy him nice things, he’s certainly not going to complain.
rated.e  =EggMuffin  host:ao3  #kingsman  *romance  *smut  /act(anal)  /daddykink  /mirrors  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  +sugar.daddy 
december 2017 by LadyLame
Consequences - Whisper91 - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Eggsy succeeds in stopping the V-Day Massacre, but he doesn't escape Valentine's bunker unscathed.
rated.m  =Whisper91  host:ao3  #kingsman  *angst  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  %harry/merlin  %harry/merlin/eggsy  +feels  +happy.ending 
december 2017 by LadyLame
the marriage plot - futuredescending - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
It’s long been instilled in Harry that marriage was not to be taken lightly, and yet here he is, about to be—literally—unceremoniously fake-married to a boy less than half his age, his protégé even, all in the name of Kingsman and country.
rated.e  =futuredescending  host:ao3  #kingsman  *romance  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  +pining  +fake.marriage 
december 2017 by LadyLame
Idiot-Proof - Good_News_Everyone - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
‘Bartender’s motto,’ said Eggsy cheerfully. ‘Quickest way to a man’s heart is through his liver.'
In Harry’s line of work the quickest way to a man’s heart was usually between the ribs just left of his sternum, but he felt it would be impolitic to mention this just now.

Four drinks that Eggsy made for Harry and one Harry made for Eggsy.
rated.t  host:ao3  =Good_News_Everyone  &canon.divergence  #kingsman  *five.things  *humor  *romance  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  +communication.issues  +pining  +flirting  &diners&restaurants&bars 
december 2017 by LadyLame
our vintage misery - fideliant - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
hey young blood, doesn't it feel
like our time is running out?

On a difficulty scale of one to saving the world, love shouldn't be this far off the charts.
rated.e  host:ao3  !**  #kingsman  *angst  *slowburn  "20-50k  %harry/eggsy  +pining  =fideliant 
december 2017 by LadyLame
The Ladder to Hell - twentyfourblackbirds - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Unfortunately, if you descended another few rungs in Harry’s personal ladder to damnation, wanking to an illicitly-obtained video feed of your protégé and mentee was so far from fine it could have mailed you a postcard of perdition, merrily captioned “Wish You Were Here!”
rated.e  =twentyfourblackbirds  host:ao3  #kingsman  *humor  *smut  /act(anal)  "<5k  %harry/eggsy 
december 2017 by LadyLame
Classic - DivineProjectZero - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Eggsy’s just stepping into the film rental shop when he notices a tall, middle-aged man in a posh suit in one of the aisles, looking intently at the selection of films on the second-highest shelf. The romantic comedy section.
When Eggsy swivels around to mouth an incredulous what the fuck? at Jamal standing behind the counter, Jamal just shrugs back.
rated.t  =DivineProjectZero  host:ao3  #kingsman  *romance  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  +angst  &hospitals&doctors 
december 2017 by LadyLame
an ounce of performance - venvephe - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Harry leans in, puts his warm hands on Eggsy’s hips again to steady himself. It feels only natural to loop his arms around Harry’s neck, to follow his lead and tilt his head to the side when Harry’s mouth inches towards his ear.
“Our suite has been bugged,” Harry says softly, only just audible over the rush of water.
rated.e  host:ao3  =venvephe  #kingsman  *smut  /act(anal)  /act(fingering)  /act(oral)  /dirtytalk  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  +first.time  +pining  +fake.relationship 
december 2017 by LadyLame
Cherry Lips - faedreamer - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
It's been a year since Eggsy became a Kingsman agent and saved the world for the first time. He loves his new life and he loves partnering with Harry. But sometimes Eggsy needs more than Harry is willing to give. Sometimes he needs things he left behind in the gutter where Harry found him. And sometimes, he needs it so bad he doesn't quite care who or where it comes from. It's never enough though...until the one night when it is.

(or, the rentboy, daddy kink, so much UST it is physically painful smutfic no one asked for)
rated.e  host:ao3  =faedreamer  #kingsman  *angst  *smut  /daddykink  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  +pining 
december 2017 by LadyLame
Another Year Older - Galahard - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
When Harry turns 60 the changes aren't immediate, but Eggsy begins to act differently towards him.

He's not entirely sure that's a bad thing.
rated.m  host:ao3  #kingsman  *character.study  *smut  /act(anal)  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  +established.relationship  =Galahard 
december 2017 by LadyLame
Licence my roving hands - concernedlily - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
One of Eggsy's recruitment tasks is to protect some information from a vile seducer. No problem.

Well, unless they send Harry.
rated.e  host:ao3  /sex-public  #kingsman  *angst  *smut  /act(oral)  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  +pining  =concernedlily  /edging/orgasm.delay/denial  +arguing/fighting 
december 2017 by LadyLame
Sleight of Hand - EggMuffin - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Based on a tumblr AU prompt: ''kissed them as a distraction while stealing their wallet au''.

Eggsy's just trying to steal some cash. But what's the deal with the posh bloke in the fancy suit? Does he have a mugging kink or something? He's hot, though, so Eggsy'll take his chances.
rated.m  =EggMuffin  host:ao3  &canon.divergence  #kingsman  *smut  /act(handjobs)  /ons  "<5k  %harry/eggsy 
december 2017 by LadyLame
the canvas can do miracles - Regency - Kingsman (Movies)
After Kentucky, Harry will never be a knight again, but that doesn’t mean he’s lost everything. He still has the sea. He still has Eggsy. He just needs Eggsy to remind him of that. (In which Harry runs away and Eggsy waits for him to come back home.)
rated.g  =Regency  host:ao3  &canon.divergence  $harry  #kingsman  *angst  *character.study  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  +happy.ending 
december 2017 by LadyLame
The Whole Truth - evil_brainmate - Kingsman (Movies)
Truth serum has never been perfected to actually get to the truth, and Eggsy is an expert at rambling about nothing.
rated.g  =evil_brainmate  host:ao3  warning:torture  #kingsman  *fluff  *humor  "<5k  %harry/roxy/eggsy 
december 2017 by LadyLame
My Love's a Revolver - fangirlSevera - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
After certain kinds of missions, Harry Hart has two sure-fire ways to deal with pent-up adrenaline: Get pissed, or get laid. Unfortunately, the one time he takes someone home he's interested in seeing again, he turns out to be a new coworker. A coworker with rules about about sleeping with colleagues.
Being a gentleman, Harry will respect Merlin's boundaries. But the more they work together and get to know each other, the harder Harry finds it to keep propriety in check.
rated.e  host:ao3  =fangirlSevera  #kingsman  *action  *case/mission  *pastfic  *romance  "05-20k  %harry/merlin  +friends.to.lovers 
december 2017 by LadyLame
fuck me a rainbow - Sway - Kingsman (Movies)
“I want to try them.” He grins his cheekiest grin. “Repeatedly.”
“You make a compelling case, Eggsy. However, I do have to finish up here first so you might need to be a little more patient.”
Another groan from Eggsy. “That’s what I get for fucking the boss.”
“Getting fucked by the boss is more like it, isn’t it?” Harry responds as he turns his attention back to his laptop like it’s not half-buried in color changing condoms.
rated.e  =Sway  host:ao3  #kingsman  *pwp  /act(anal)  /act(oral)  /act(rimming)  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  +established.relationship 
december 2017 by LadyLame
End on an Exhale - InsaneRedDragon - Kingsman (Movies)
Harry sits down beside him, heedless of the dew or the grass, and picks up the crumpled pack. Eggsy finally looks over at him as he lights up and pulls in his first lungful.
“This ain’t a mission.”
Harry glances at him from the side. “Not mine, but I don’t think you’re done with yours yet. So we’ll stay here until you are.”
OR
A series of moments in Harry, Eggsy, and Merlin's relationship in which they are smoking.
rated.m  host:ao3  =InsaneRedDragon  #kingsman  *character.study  "<5k  %harry/merlin/eggsy  +established.relationship  +smoking 
december 2017 by LadyLame
Underneath - Ataraxetta - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Of course, a refusal to apologise and a handjob on the floor of a fitting room does not reparations make.
Eggsy left the shop that night with a new chip on the shoulder of his new suit. Harry left the shop that night with the knowledge of what Eggsy looked like flushed and trembling with pleasure under his hands and the certainty that this single torturous taste of what he wanted most was worth living with the possibility that he would not get another.
(Everyone has PTSD and makes bad decisions.)
Sequel to The Green
rated.e  host:ao3  =Ataraxetta  series:Sanity-is-Overrated  !**  #kingsman  *angst  *hurt/comfort  *romance  "20-50k  %harry/eggsy  +breakup  +happy.ending  +ptsd  +arguing/fighting 
november 2017 by LadyLame
The Green - Ataraxetta - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
There's a very long moment of profound silence, and then Eggsy punches Harry right in his smug fucking face.
rated.e  host:ao3  !**  #kingsman  *angst  /act(handjobs)  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  +anger  =Ataraxetta  series:Sanity-is-Overrated 
november 2017 by LadyLame
As Men to Fear the Dark - proxydialogue - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
After V-day, the world is a jigsaw in a tumble dryer. Nations across the world have collapsed. Kingsman itself is in shambles. Eggsy, Merlin, and Roxy are working desperately to piece everything back together, while in the shadows, mad and malicious men find footholds in the rubble, using the chaos to their advantage.
Harry Hart's name appears in the paper for the second time. And Eggsy, trying hard to fill the shoes of his mentor, is finding it impossible to let go of Harry's memory.
He feels haunted. Quite literally.
rated.e  =proxydialogue  host:ao3  !**  #kingsman  *angst  *dark  *romance  *horror  *case/mission  *hurt/comfort  "20-50k  %harry/eggsy  +grief  +pining 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Sync - cytheriafalas - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
From the prompt "those two are so in sync like drift compatible in sync n it's funnycute at the office but frighteningly efficient in the field. Things explode people die england is safe n they're back to being disgusting" on my tumblr. Find more of me at fangirlingtendencies.tumblr.com
rated.t  host:ao3  =cytheriafalas  !**  #kingsman  *fluff  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  +angst 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Rated R for Explicit Language - stereokem - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Gary "Eggsy" Unwin had a filthy fucking mouth.
(Fortunately, so did Harry Hart).
-----
Merlin buzzed into being over both of their coms. “Galahad. Arthur. You two all right?”
“Yeah, we’re fucking fantastic, ‘fanks. We’re comin’ out, tell me you’ve got extraction on the fucking stand-by.”
“Did you—”
“Yeah, we fucking got it done, an’ now genius ‘ere ‘as got ‘imself a bloody injury, so tell me you’ve extraction outside, yeah?”
rated.m  host:ao3  =stereokem  #kingsman  *humor  /dirtytalk  /voyeurism  "<5k  %harry/eggsy 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Bless Thy Hartwood Floors - sushicorps (Inclinant) - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
In which Eggsy just happens to bruise easily, is temporarily living over at Harry’s house for reasons and is hell bent on cleaning out every inch of the attic after seeing the disastrous condition of it.
On his hands and knees if he has to.
Harry would really like to know why everyone has been giving him carpet samples and making suggestions about changing his hardwood floors.
rated.t  host:ao3  =sushicorps  #kingsman  *humor  "<5k  %harry/eggsy 
november 2017 by LadyLame
sins without tragedies - kingstier - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
"Harry, are we married?"
"Aren't we?"
Or, the five times they're practically married and the one time they're not (yet).
rated.t  host:ao3  =kingstier  #kingsman  *five.things  *fluff  *humor  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Close Range Surveillance - Fahye - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
"The world's not ending. Any more," came through the wall to Harry's left.
That was Eggsy's voice, breathless and a touch smug, and apparently carrying on the other side of the orgasm conversation, which was enough to undo any and all calmness that the blue walls might have managed to achieve for Harry.
rated.e  host:ao3  !**  #kingsman  *humor  *smut  /act(anal)  /act(pegging)  /dirtytalk  /toys  /voyeurism  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  %tilde/eggsy  =Fahye  series:Legends-&-Legatees 
november 2017 by LadyLame
hold courage to your chest - Fahye - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Eggsy slumps against the wall, feeling every bruise like it's new, and tells the truth.
"You want to make sure I jump when I'm told?" he demands. "It'd better be you doing the telling, Harry."
rated.e  host:ao3  !**  #kingsman  *action  *case/mission  /D/s  "20-50k  %harry/eggsy  =Fahye  series:Legends-&-Legatees 
november 2017 by LadyLame
a long succession of small mutations - brilligspoons - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
As it stands, they've become each other's support systems, which in their case ultimately means they have no secrets from each other, and also they spend an inordinate amount of time getting drunk together when they're in London and off-duty. Possibly it means other things as well, but Roxy likes to spread out her world-shattering personal revelations over a longer period of time, thank you very much.
And yet—well.
"You, Eggsy Unwin," she hears herself saying in a pub one night, her voice gin-soaked and coming out lopsided, "are my best friend."
rated.t  host:ao3  =brilligspoons  !**  #kingsman  "<5k  %roxy&eggsy  +platonic.lifepartners  +asexuality  %gen 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Ätherwellen - coloursflyaway - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
There are three-hundred and twenty-six members in Kingsman's tech departments all over the world, and obviously they have lots of stories to share about their agents and what they do to drive them crazy.
The best way to do so is a super-secret WhatsApp group, and if it gets a challenge for all of them to finally get Harry and Eggsy together, it might just be Merlin's fault.
rated.m  host:ao3  =coloursflyaway  #kingsman  *crack  *humor  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  +pining 
november 2017 by LadyLame
like a slave to your touch - coffeeinallcaps - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Harry’s fingertips graze Eggsy’s neck, and that’s when Eggsy feels it--a sudden, intense yearning roiling somewhere deep within him, like a chasm opening up at his core. The feeling hits him like a punch to the gut, so hard and so unexpected that he’s sure his knees would’ve given out if he’d been standing.

In which Eggsy can’t stop thinking about Harry dominating him, and Harry gives him exactly what he needs--and more.
rated.e  host:ao3  =coffeeinallcaps  #kingsman  *smut  /act(anal)  /act(oral)  /blindfolds  /bondage  /D/s  /cockwarming  /sex-office  /namecalling  /sex-rough  /toys  "20-50k  %harry/eggsy  +pining 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Squeeze - rageprufrock - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
From the start, Harry’s read Eggsy all over, seen right through him, so Eggsy’s not surprised that he’s barely had time to think about how he wants to feel ruined that Harry gives it to him — just like that.
rated.e  host:ao3  #kingsman  *smut  /act(fingering)  /act(oral)  /deepthroating  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  =rageprufrock 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Trials - esama - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Eggsy shifts the aim from JB to Arthur, and shoots him in the face.
rated.t  host:ao3  =esama  !**  &canon.divergence  #kingsman  "<5k  %gen 
november 2017 by LadyLame
On and On (and On) - MoMoMomma - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
“I don’t think he so much needs to ask for what he wants,” it takes Eggsy a second to peel his face from where he’d slumped against the older man below him and another to realize Harry's speaking actual words.
“No?”
“No, I rather think he needs to beg for it.”
rated.e  host:ao3  =MoMoMomma  #kingsman  *pwp  /daddykink  /doublepenetration  "<5k  %harry/merlin/eggsy 
november 2017 by LadyLame
The Healing Process - Krissielee - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
After he learns of Harry's relationship with Merlin, Eggsy has a harder time keeping his stupid crush(es) to himself.

Good thing they don't mind sharing him.
rated.e  host:ao3  =Krissielee  #kingsman  *romance  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  %harry/merlin  %harry/merlin/eggsy 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Rampant Rulebreaker - ilokheimsins - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Merlin's given on up on getting Harry to stick to the rules, so he gambles against the other Kingsmen on which one Harry will break next. He has a notebook and everything. Until Eggsy Unwin shows up and Harry starts breaking rules for a whole new reason.
Or.
The 5 times Merlin wished he still had hair to rip out and the 2 times he didn't.
rated.m  host:ao3  =ilokheimsins  #kingsman  *five.things  *humor  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  %harry/merlin/eggsy 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Good Cop, Bad Cop - sevenswells - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Gary "Eggsy" Unwin feels a lot like the Statue of Liberty these days, inasmuch as he's carrying around a giant torch for his former-mentor-turned-boss at Kingsman, Harry Hart. He decides to confess, knowing full well that Harry is already involved with Merlin, Kingsman's cyberwizard. At any rate, getting them off his chest will probably make those inappropriate feelings go away, right? Except they don't. As it happens, Merlin doesn’t like people touching his things, but for Eggsy... he wants to make an exception.

Or: the one where Eggsy has not one but two daddies; a good one, and a bad, bad one.
rated.e  host:ao3  =sevenswells  #kingsman  *smut  /act(anal)  /act(oral)  /act(rimming)  /D/s  /daddykink  /deepthroating  /painplay  /spanking  /toys  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  %harry/merlin/eggsy 
november 2017 by LadyLame
On Hand - fideliant - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Or, Five Things A Gentleman Should Never Do Without

“In my defence,” Eggsy says, “It could have happened to anyone.”
rated.e  host:ao3  +established.relationship  +illness  +humor  #kingsman  *romance  /act(anal)  /act(rimming)  /bondage  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  +feels  +fluff  =fideliant  +arguing/fighting 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Vanilla - coffeeinallcaps - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Eggsy laughs breathlessly. He looks up at Harry--eyes bright, lips wet and puffy--and says, "Can't believe you been denying me this for so long."
Harry touches his thumb to Eggsy's cheekbone, watches Eggsy lean into the touch a little, and thinks, me neither.

In which Harry and Eggsy keep trying (and failing) to have vanilla sex.
rated.e  host:ao3  =coffeeinallcaps  #kingsman  *humor  *smut  /act(anal)  /act(frottage)  /act(handjobs)  /act(rimming)  /dirtytalk  /namecalling  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  +fluff 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Pig Latin - aerospaces - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
In Kenya, Eggsy falls off a flight of stairs. Or: lessons in cohabitation.

Eggsy discovers the joys of a home-cooked meal among many other things.
rated.e  host:ao3  =aerospaces  #kingsman  *romance  /act(anal)  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  +fluff  +humor 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Currents - Deepdarkwaters - Kingsman (Movies)
"So," Harry said when he rolled up his shirt sleeve to let Merlin inject the replacement implant. "Is that a spare one in case I get my arm bashed in again, or are you trying to find the courage to offer it to a certain someone else?"
Merlin glanced at the second copy he'd made, sitting on his desk in a shiny steel case that in some other universe might be a ludicrous velvet ring box. "Haven't decided yet."
"Yes you have," Harry said with a full-force, brilliant smile.
rated.e  host:ao3  series:Bespoke  #kingsman  *feels  *fluff  *smut  /act(anal)  /act(fingering)  /act(intercrural)  /act(oral)  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  %harry/merlin  %harry/merlin/eggsy  %merlin/eggsy  =deepdarkwaters 
november 2017 by LadyLame
His Master's Voice - smaychel - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
This is pure filth, start to finish. Merlin and Harry shag up against a door, Eggsy is on the other side.
rated.e  host:ao3  /sex-rough  /sex-clothed  /sex-public  /sex-wall  #kingsman  *pwp  /act(anal)  "<5k  %harry/merlin  +pining  =smaychel 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Stitches - Deepdarkwaters - Kingsman (Movies)
Eggsy strolls back in from a mission with some unnecessary injuries, as usual, but this time he goes to Merlin instead of the hospital.
rated.m  host:ao3  /medical  series:Bespoke  #kingsman  *smut  /act(oral)  "<5k  %merlin/eggsy  =deepdarkwaters 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Puppy - smaychel - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Eggsy is captured and tortured (off-screen and not explicitly described) during a mission-gone-wrong. While awaiting rescue, Merlin distracts him with the story of how he and Harry first became involved.
rated.e  host:ao3  warning:torture  series:Bespoke  #kingsman  *hurt/comfort  "05-20k  %harry/merlin/eggsy  =smaychel 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Prometheus - smaychel - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
The fluffiest knife play, with voyeur Merlin and intensely adoring Harry/Eggsy.

Harry and Merlin have a long history together, and some of the things they've played with can be intimidating.
rated.e  host:ao3  series:Bespoke  #kingsman  *feels  *fluff  *smut  /act(handjobs)  /act(oral)  /begging  /painplay  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  %harry/merlin/eggsy  %merlin/eggsy  =smaychel  /knifeplay 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Object - Deepdarkwaters - Kingsman (Movies)
"This is nice," Harry says softly, sliding a single fingertip down the length of his favourite black riding crop. He gives Merlin a crinkled-eyes little smile as though he knows exactly where his thoughts have been wandering, then it blooms on his mouth, wide and lovely and showing off his ridiculous dimples, when Eggsy grabs it at once and swishes it through the air a few times to get used to how it feels.
"Gently," Merlin tells him, taking the thing off him then grasping Eggsy's wrist, opening his hand, and tapping the flat scrap of leather at the end against his palm. "Like this."
He looks confused. Merlin's almost cross with himself for how endearing he finds that expression on him. "But that don't even hurt."
"After an hour doing that it'll hurt like hell."
rated.e  host:ao3  /genital.torture  /dehumanisation  series:Bespoke  #kingsman  *smut  /act(oral)  /bdsm  /crying  "<5k  %harry/merlin/eggsy  =deepdarkwaters  /impact.play 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Fit to be tied - Deepdarkwaters - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
It's always been a special talent of Harry's to be able to look entirely ridiculous while still being the most mesmerising person in the room. Harry at twenty-one walked around as though the world belonged to him and everybody he met in it was there on his gracious invitation; bad habits learned throughout a childhood of privilege that raised him to believe he was born better and so didn't actually need to be better. Somehow along the way he picked up a sense of humour about it all, a self-deprecating sort of worldview that was so at odds with his caricature aristo parents that Merlin told him once, lying in Harry's bed after some ghastly society ball while Harry followed detailed instructions to fuck himself on his fingers, you're not a Hart, you're a changeling. They'll want you back someday.
rated.e  host:ao3  series:Bespoke  #kingsman  *humor  *smut  /act(oral)  /bdsm  /bondage  /dirtytalk  /voyeurism  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  %harry/merlin  %harry/merlin/eggsy  %merlin/eggsy  =deepdarkwaters 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Double Helix - smaychel - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Eggsy's still unsettled whenever Harry, newly back in the field, goes on a mission without him. This time, Merlin's feeling indulgent enough to let him watch.
rated.e  host:ao3  %harry/others  %harry/eggsy  %merlin/eggsy  %harry/merlin/eggsy  series:Bespoke  #kingsman  /act(anal)  /act(handjobs)  /act(oral)  /act(rimming)  /breathplay  /deepthroating  /dirtytalk  /voyeurism  "05-20k  +feels  =smaychel 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Understood - Deepdarkwaters - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Harry Hart with cabin fever is the very worst kind of Harry Hart. Inactivity bores him stupid, and being bored makes him a fucking bear to live with: he's moody and snappish over the littlest things, easily frustrated. It seems like at least five times a week he strides off to shut himself in his study with his fists clenched and some nasty remark trapped tight behind his pressed lips. On good days, at least. On tough days the words hang in the air behind him when he leaves, waiting to be apologised for later when he calms down.

On even worse days he's not angry at all. When Merlin comes home from the shop one Tuesday he closes the front door behind himself and Harry's there immediately, reaching for Merlin's belt buckle to unfasten it and draw the leather out from his trouser loops. He folds it in half, hands it to Merlin, and quietly, beseechingly says, "Please."
rated.t  host:ao3  series:Bespoke  #kingsman  *feels  *hurt/comfort  "<5k  %harry/merlin  +established.relationship  =deepdarkwaters 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Late - Deepdarkwaters - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Sir is something of a private joke between them now: a word with several million different possible inflections, none of which ever convey deference. Nobody else but Harry knows that when Merlin says sir specifically to him in meetings or passing in the corridors, what he actually means is love, or sometimes pet, or frequently you fucking headache Harry Hart I swear to god.
rated.t  host:ao3  series:Bespoke  #kingsman  *fluff  *humor  /bdsm  "<5k  %harry/merlin  +established.relationship  =deepdarkwaters 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Miles to Go - smaychel - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Harry's burnt out after a mission but he can't sleep. Fortunately Merlin always knows how to make it better.
rated.m  host:ao3  series:Bespoke  #kingsman  *fluff  *smut  /act(frottage)  /crying  /spanking  "<5k  %harry/merlin  +established.relationship  =smaychel 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Bespoke - Deepdarkwaters - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
There's been a never-ending string of unforgettable moments living with this idiot, and something about the challenging arch of Harry's eyebrow makes Merlin remember one in particular: the night Harry lay delirious and sleepy across the bed with come splashed up his face, watching as Merlin gently rubbed Savlon into the raw patch on Harry's wrist where he'd tugged too hard on the ties holding him to the bedstead. Regrets? he'd asked softly, and Harry repeated it scornfully. Regrets, in my own home, with you? Never.
rated.e  host:ao3  series:Bespoke  #kingsman  *smut  /act(fingering)  /lingerie  "<5k  %harry/merlin  +fluff  +established.relationship  =deepdarkwaters 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Bespoke - Deepdarkwaters, smaychel - Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), RED (Movies)
Merlin loves to watch. Harry loves a challenge. Eggsy loves everything.

A series of linked one shots.
series:Bespoke  !***  #kingsman 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Inside A Dream - coloursflyaway - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
A follow up to Take It Fast, Make It Slow, since so many people requested a cockwarming fic. So here it is.
rated.e  host:ao3  =coloursflyaway  #kingsman  /act(oral)  /bondage  /cockwarming  /deepthroating  /D/s  "<5k  %harry/eggsy 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Soulmates - Galahard - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
For Harry Hart's 16th birthday he not only gets his soul mark.
He gets a complete sentence.
host:ao3  &soulmates  rated.t  #kingsman  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  =Galahard 
november 2017 by LadyLame
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