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April Fool's Babies; StuckySituation
“I’m pregnant,” Bucky says, and the first feeling that Steve experiences is relief. Granted, that might sound surprising, but Steve knows that today is April 1st, and this -- Bucky, with his hair a tangled, sweaty mess, leaning against the doorframe, with a big, brown envelope in his hand and his face carefully blank and neutral -- at last explains the horrible week and clears Steve’s mind from his fears and worries. “Oh, good,” Steve says and sits down at the kitchen table. Nothing is wrong with Bucky, after all. The sleepless nights, the haunted look that has been shadowing his face for days, everything must have been just set up for the prank. This is by far stranger prank than any of those Bucky used to pull, but at the same time, it’s not that surprising. His sense of humor has become understandably a lot more twisted after the Hydra years. “Good?” Bucky says. “What the fuck, Steve?” “I mean, uh. Wow! Surprising. How did that happen?”
mcu  steve_bucky  genre:humor  genre:domestic  mpreg!bucky  oblivious!steve  genre:mpreg  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:pg-13  author:stuckysituation  0-5k  ~ 
april 2019 by Itsokaydean
Reasons Sam Won't Move His Seat For Bucky; neversaydie
The time he stole his steering wheel (right out of his fucking hands while he was very much driving and trying to avoid being killed Steve it's not funny in hindsight).

The time he ripped off Sam's wing and kicked him off a helicarrier.

The time he picked Sam up by his face and threw him across the room.

Sam has a long list of reasons Bucky isn't getting any favours from him any time soon.
mcu  steve_bucky_sam  genre:humor  pining!sam  pissedoff!sam  enemiestolovers  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:pg-13  author:neversaydie  0-5k  ~ 
october 2018 by Itsokaydean
M is for Murder; rohkeutta
I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.

Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers. 
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA. 
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children. 
Message for negotiations and payment details.
mcu  steve_bucky  broke!bucky  pining!steve  hitman!bucky  genre:humor  genre:hurt_comfort  supportive!clint  rating:pg-13  archive:ao3  havepdf  author:rohkeutta  0-5k  tissie  ~ 
march 2018 by Itsokaydean
Unusual Weather; novembersmith
Bucky’s been at the Avengers Tower for three weeks before he finally gives in to Steve’s gentle coaxing and Stark’s cheerful waving of fistfuls of circuits, and lets them scan the arm. It doesn’t go well
mcu  steve_bucky  bucky!getsanewarm  drugged!bucky  worried!steve  established!relationship  post-tws  author:novembersmith  archive:ao3  havepdf  tissie  rating:nc-17  ~  5-10k 
march 2017 by Itsokaydean

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