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Life is a banquet; chaopatties
Fucking redcaps.

Dean never liked anything that fell into the fairy folk category anyway, but
redcaps held a special place in the "go to Hell and die" section of his heart.
Unlike most of their kin, these damn things were immune to iron and thus the
usual fairy-trapping tricks didn't do jack to them. And of course they had to go
and rub it in, all running around like frigging cheetahs in
iron boots, waving their stupid little hats
around and slinging blood everywhere which, aside from being rude and gross, was
just plain unsanitary. Seriously, that was human blood there and Dean was pretty
sure redcaps didn't pre-screen their victims for blood-borne diseases.
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