Itsokaydean + genre:humor   140

the morning after; kototyph
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
rps  jared_jensen  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  genre:au  student!jared  student!jensen  first-kiss  first-time  pining!jared  pining!jensen  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:R  author:kototyph  0-5k  challenge:commentfic  ~ 
5 days ago by Itsokaydean
Just Say My Name; leonidaslions
Dean turns into a complete and utter nympho. It takes Sam a while to notice the difference.
supernatural  sam_dean  established!relationship  cursed!dean  genre:humor  genre:hurt_comfort  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:R  author:leonidaslion  0-5k  ~ 
11 days ago by Itsokaydean
Palatine; setissma
It’s not like he means for it to happen. Seriously.

One minute, he’s leaning over to look at the enormous spell book in Sam’s lap, sounding out a couple of phrases while they’re stopped at a red light, Sam messing with the radio. The next, he’s in the passenger seat while Sam’s nearly running Dean’s goddamned car into a Toyota.
supernatural  sam_dean  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  bodyswapped!dean  bodyswapped!sam  first-time  first-kiss  cursed!dean  cursed!sam  archive:lj  havepdf  rating:R  author:setissma  0-5k  ~ 
20 days ago by Itsokaydean
April Fool's Babies; StuckySituation
“I’m pregnant,” Bucky says, and the first feeling that Steve experiences is relief. Granted, that might sound surprising, but Steve knows that today is April 1st, and this -- Bucky, with his hair a tangled, sweaty mess, leaning against the doorframe, with a big, brown envelope in his hand and his face carefully blank and neutral -- at last explains the horrible week and clears Steve’s mind from his fears and worries. “Oh, good,” Steve says and sits down at the kitchen table. Nothing is wrong with Bucky, after all. The sleepless nights, the haunted look that has been shadowing his face for days, everything must have been just set up for the prank. This is by far stranger prank than any of those Bucky used to pull, but at the same time, it’s not that surprising. His sense of humor has become understandably a lot more twisted after the Hydra years. “Good?” Bucky says. “What the fuck, Steve?” “I mean, uh. Wow! Surprising. How did that happen?”
mcu  steve_bucky  genre:humor  genre:domestic  mpreg!bucky  oblivious!steve  genre:mpreg  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:pg-13  author:stuckysituation  0-5k  ~ 
6 weeks ago by Itsokaydean
give me a sign; tiana
College AU. Jared spots Jensen across a crowded cafeteria. When he realizes Jensen is signing to his friends, Jared has a new mission in life. Learn to talk with his hands.
rps  jared_jensen  genre:au  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  au:college  student!jared  student!jensen  smitten!jared  archive:lj  havepdf  author:___tiana___  rating:pg-13  0-5k  challenge:springfling  ~ 
8 weeks ago by Itsokaydean
Just A Spoonful of Sugar; tiana
AU. When Jensen is suddenly left to take care of his sister's kids for the summer, he desperately needs help. Enter a stranger named Jared and his ability to make kids love him and turn Jensen's life upside down in the process.
rps  jared_jensen  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  genre:au  au:nannies  nanny!jared  genre:kidfic  pining!jensen  pining!jared  stuckup!jensen  nice!jared  archive:lj  havepdf  rating:nc-17  author:___tiana___  10-15k  challenge:everafter  ~ 
8 weeks ago by Itsokaydean
The Art of Compromise (Five Tries); wraith816
"It's in the rule book somewhere. Older brother doesn't have to take it."
Dean and Sam argue over who bottoms.
supernatural  sam_dean  established!relationship  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:R  author:wraith816  0-5k  ~ 
february 2019 by Itsokaydean
IsItaPossum.com; Chash
The first thing that happens at Jared's new job at Greendale Community College is a riot. It's not exactly all downhill from there, but it's definitely a bad sign of things to come.
rps  jared_jensen  genre:au  genre:humor  genre:schmoop  teacher!jared  teacher!jensen  au:teachers  pining!jensen  pining!jared  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:pg-13  author:longsufferingly  5-10k  ~ 
january 2019 by Itsokaydean
Keep Digging; Maybe We'll Find Some Talent Author; longsufferingly
In 2005, instead of getting cast on Supernatural, Jared and Jensen get cast on Jeffrey Dean Morgan's new show, Whose Line Is It Anyway. BFFery and innuendo ensues.
rps  jared_jensen  genre:hurt_comfort  genre:humor  genre:au  genre:schmoop  pining!jensen  pining!jared  jared!comesout  au:actors  actor!jared  actor!jensen  rating:nc-17  archive:lj  havepdf  author:longsufferingly  5-10k  ~ 
december 2018 by Itsokaydean
More Than Meets The Eye; astolat
Dean had them heading towards Golden Valley on I-93 when the semi and the fighter jet went screaming by, blasting at each other with what looked like laserbeams. That was crazy enough, even before both of them smashed into the overpass and stopped long enough to unfold into giant robots. (Crossover with Transformers)
supernatural  sam_dean  crossover:transformers  baby!turnsintoarobot  happy!dean  happy!sam  rating:R  author:astolat  archive:ao3  0-5k  genre:humor  ~ 
december 2018 by Itsokaydean
Tick Tock; Tipsy_Kitty
Jensen Ackles had his secrets, but he was certainly not a murderer, no matter what the good people of Austonia whispered behind his back. He wanted nothing more than to be left alone to work on his curious inventions. If only it weren’t for that accursed clause in his grandfather’s will stating he must be married by the time he’s 30 to fully claim his inheritance….

Jared Padalecki, recently orphaned and financially embarrassed, has heard the unsavory rumors surrounding Jensen and his missing wives, but he agreed to the marriage for the sake of his younger sisters. As the clock ticked down to Jensen’s birthday, Jared discovered the locked room in Jensen’s laboratory, and the secret Jensen has been keeping from him….
rps  jared_jensen  genre:au  genre:steampunk  inventor!jensen  poor!jared  boys!getmarried  genre:humor  au:bookseries  archive:ao3  havepdf  author:tipsy_kitty  crossdressing!jared  20-25k  challenge:bigbang  ~ 
october 2018 by Itsokaydean
My Zombie and Me; tebtosca
IT tech Jared finds The Walking Dead fanfic on his work crush's computer and decides to do something about it.
rps  jared_jensen  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  genre:au  au:office  it!jared  accountant!jensen  theme:halloween  pining!jensen  pining!jared  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:nc-17  author:tebtosca  0-5k  ~ 
october 2018 by Itsokaydean
Late Night Double Feature; vorpalblades
Gone are the lazy summer days of Jared’s youth; he now has his first-ever job at the Starlight Cinemas. It’s nothing like he expected – long hours, hard work, and unpredictable coworkers, including one Jensen Ackles. Only one thing is certain: Jared’s going to learn more than how to make the perfect batch of popcorn.
rps  jared_jensen  genre:schmoop  genre:au  genre:humor  pining!jensen  au:clerks  smitten!jensen  boys!comeout  au:college  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:nc-17  author:vorpalblades  challenge:bigbang  au:regular!joes  20-25k  ~ 
october 2018 by Itsokaydean
Reasons Sam Won't Move His Seat For Bucky; neversaydie
The time he stole his steering wheel (right out of his fucking hands while he was very much driving and trying to avoid being killed Steve it's not funny in hindsight).

The time he ripped off Sam's wing and kicked him off a helicarrier.

The time he picked Sam up by his face and threw him across the room.

Sam has a long list of reasons Bucky isn't getting any favours from him any time soon.
mcu  steve_bucky_sam  genre:humor  pining!sam  pissedoff!sam  enemiestolovers  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:pg-13  author:neversaydie  0-5k  ~ 
october 2018 by Itsokaydean
+ Alcohol and a Can-Do Attitude; BlindSwandive
Sam and Dean are hit with a fuck-each-other-or-die curse, so they handle it the way two straight, totally uninterested-in-each-other-sexually brothers would.
supernatural  sam_dean  first-time  genre:hurt_comfort  genre:humor  cursed!dean  cursed!sam  witches!madeemdoit  kink:fuck-or-die  genre:pwp  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:nc-17  author:blindswandive  challenge:spn_masquerade  5-10k  +  ~ 
october 2018 by Itsokaydean
The Dumbest Thing Dean Ever Did; hiyacynth
"This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done."
"I dunno about that. 'Member that waitress in Tampa?"
--"Croatoan"
supernatural  sam&dean  genre:gen  genre:humor  pre-series  bamf!John  bamf!sam  rescuer!sam  rescuer!john  gleeful!sam  embarrassed!dean  archive:lj  havepdf  rating:pg-13  0-5k  author:hiyacynth  ~ 
july 2018 by Itsokaydean
+ Suave & Complicated; OldToadWoman
Everyone loves a good sex pollen fuck-or-die story, right? Love potions, fertility rituals, the-demons-made-them-do-it and whatnot. But what if nothing forced them? What if they discovered a magic ritual that was really useful, but not even exactly necessary, and all Sam and Dean had to do was just kiss? And what if that still changed everything?
supernatural  sam_dean  first-time  first-kiss  genre:humor  genre:casefic  pining!sam  pining!dean  truelove!stone  kink:manhandling  kink:rimming  kink:masturbation  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:nc-17  author:oldtoadwoman  50-60k  post-season10  ~  +  minor!het  genre:slowburn  oblivious!dean 
june 2018 by Itsokaydean
Sweet Touch; cleflink
Jared loves being a dessert chef even if catering wedding showers doesn't do much for his love life. Of course, this is the first time he's met a maid of honour who isn't a girl.
rps  jared_jensen  genre:au  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  genre:meet!cute  baker!jared  au:bakers  maidofhonor!jensen  pining!jensen  pining!jared  challenge:*bang  rating:pg-13  archive:lj  havepdf  author:cleflink  0-5k  ~ 
may 2018 by Itsokaydean
Your Brains Are No Match For My Tractorbeam; longsufferingly
AU, based on The Big Bang Theory. Jensen is a socially awkward but happy theoretical physicist, Jared is an aspiring actor, and everyone sucks at relationships pretty damn hard.

https://archiveofourown.org/series/11233
rps  jared_jensen  genre:au  genre:humor  genre:schmoop  nerd!jensen  wannabeactor!jared  genius!jensen  awkward!jensen  awkward!jared  pining!jensen  pining!jared  misunderstanding  rating:nc-17  havepdf  author:longsufferingly  15-20k  archive:lj  tissie  ~  challenge:*minor  au:tvseries 
april 2018 by Itsokaydean
How do you measure a year?; lyra_wing
A year flies by. Supposedly the first season of SPN spans an entire year, but it certainly didn't feel like it, so I decided to fill in some of the blanks, cuz I was getting annoyed at the wonky timeline.
supernatural  sam_dean  established!relationship  S1  genre:hurt_comfort  genre:humor  archive:lj  havepdf  author:lyra_wing  rating:nc-17  5-10k  tissie  ~  measuredyear_verse 
april 2018 by Itsokaydean
Council for the Defense; teand
Dean's expecting hellhounds.  Everyone else got hellhounds, right?  But they're on day 365 and no hellhounds.  
supernatural  sam_dean  established!relationship  sam!savesdean  s3  genre:humor  powers!Sam  archive:lj  havepdf  rating:R  0-5k  author:teand  tissie  ~ 
april 2018 by Itsokaydean
Stray Cat Blues; pixymisa
The fairies like to make Dean the butt of their jokes. This time they get Sam, too. Bobby is stuck dealing with the consequences.
supernatural  sam&dean  outsider!pov  genre:gen  genre:humor  cursed!dean  cursed!sam  cat!dean  cat!sam  rescuer!bobby  archive:lj  havepdf  author:pixymisa  rating:pg  0-5k  tissie  ~ 
april 2018 by Itsokaydean
Even Living Legends Need Eggs; belyste
Sam and Dean stop for the night in a random small town in Iowa, but it turns out Dean's been there before - and the townspeople have an interesting reaction to his return. 
supernatural  sam&dean  genre:gen  genre:casefic  genre:humor  scared!dean  rescuer!sam  amused!sam  dean!isalocalhero  rating:R  archive:lj  havepdf  author:belyste  5-10k  tissie  ~ 
april 2018 by Itsokaydean
Incest Powers ACTIVATE; silverpenlight
So here's the thing. Apparently, psychic powers are contagious. And not only that, they're STDs.
supernatural  sam_dean  powers!Sam  powers!dean  genre:humor  archive:lj  havepdf  author:silverpenlight  rating:R  0-5k  tissie  ~ 
april 2018 by Itsokaydean
A Fashionable Profit; mad_gaters
"Why the hell didn't you tell me they were taking your picture in nothing but a pair of Daisy Dukes?" 
supernatural  sam&dean  modeling!dean  amused!john  pre-series  longsuffering!sam  longsuffering!dean  genre:gen  genre:humor  archive:lj  havepdf  author:mad_gaters  5-10k  tissie  ~ 
april 2018 by Itsokaydean
But We'll Always Have Our Vending Machines; cherie_morte
AU: Jensen is the new math teacher at Stimson High. On his first day, he meets Jared Padalecki, an English teacher with a killer smile and a little too much time on his hands. Jared is pretty much perfect except for one thing: Jensen has no idea if they’re flirting or just friends.
rps  jared_jensen  genre:au  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  teacher!jared  teacher!jensen  au:teachers  pining!jared  smitten!jensen  pining!jensen  smitten!jared  boys!moveintogether  archive:lj  havepdf  rating:nc-17  author:cherie_morte  20-25k  challenge:reversebang  tissie  ~ 
april 2018 by Itsokaydean
Life is a banquet; chaopatties
Fucking redcaps.

Dean never liked anything that fell into the fairy folk category anyway, but
redcaps held a special place in the "go to Hell and die" section of his heart.
Unlike most of their kin, these damn things were immune to iron and thus the
usual fairy-trapping tricks didn't do jack to them. And of course they had to go
and rub it in, all running around like frigging cheetahs in
iron boots, waving their stupid little hats
around and slinging blood everywhere which, aside from being rude and gross, was
just plain unsanitary. Seriously, that was human blood there and Dean was pretty
sure redcaps didn't pre-screen their victims for blood-borne diseases.
supernatural  sam_dean  first-time  genre:humor  cursed!dean  cursed!sam  boys!cantstopeating  genre:schmoop  genre:casefic  archive:extsite  rating:R  5-10k  author:chaopatties  havepdf  tissie  ~ 
march 2018 by Itsokaydean
M is for Murder; rohkeutta
I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.

Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers. 
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA. 
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children. 
Message for negotiations and payment details.
mcu  steve_bucky  broke!bucky  pining!steve  hitman!bucky  genre:humor  genre:hurt_comfort  supportive!clint  rating:pg-13  archive:ao3  havepdf  author:rohkeutta  0-5k  tissie  ~ 
march 2018 by Itsokaydean
+ To the Stars and Back; cleflink
90% of the human race thinks the Solar System is an alien free zone. They're all wrong, but luckily there are people around who make sure that what they don't known can't hurt them. Jensen was one of these people until his job got axed, but he and his Earth boyfriend, Jared, are about to have the chance to change that. Question is, how will a relationship based primarily on clever banter and really hot sex fare when they're dealing with a conspiracy that threatens the safety of the entire world?
rps  jared_jensen  established!relationship  spy!jared  spy!jensen  genre:humor  genre:hurt_comfort  jealous!jared  secret!identity  secretagent!jared  secretagent!jensen  boys!savetheworld  physicallyhurt!jensen  physicallyhurt!jared  undercover!jared  undercover!jensen  author:cleflink  rating:nc-17  50-60k  archive:lj  havepdf  stars_verse  tissie  ~  genre:au  au:spies  +  challenge:bigbang  genre:sci-fi 
march 2018 by Itsokaydean
Nobility's True Badge; cherie_morte
AU: Jared works in a bookshop café, Jensen walks in on the wrong night. And then just keeps walking in.
rps  jared_jensen  genre:humor  genre:au  barista!jared  genre:schmoop  ceo!jensen  pining!jared  pining!jensen  archive:lj  havepdf  15-20k  author:cherie_morte  rating:nc-17  tissie  ~ 
march 2018 by Itsokaydean
Free Hugs!Verse; cherie_morte
In his five years as a New York City police officer, Jensen's seen weirder. But this guy is still pretty weird. Who stands around giving hugs out to strangers, anyway?
rps  jared_jensen  cop!jensen  nice!jared  pining!jared  pining!jensen  jealous!jared  genre:au  genre:humor  genre:schmoop  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:pg  author:cherie_morte  0-5k  tissie  ~  freehugs_verse 
march 2018 by Itsokaydean
+ The Time Dean was Sam's Girlfriend; fleshflutter
Birthday wishes are special things. They're a form of magic generally dismissed even by the most open-minded of people. Those same people that regularly check their horoscope – or in some cases, hunt the unquiet dead – will laugh off the suggestion that a wish made on the anniversary of one's entry to the world has any power beyond that of a wish made any other day of the year. 
supernatural  sam_dean  Sam_Jess  bodyswapped!dean  bodyswapped!jess  pining!sam  pining!dean  genre:humor  pre-series  author:fleshflutter  10-15k  archive:lj  havepdf  rating:pg-13  tissie  ~  + 
march 2018 by Itsokaydean
When You Think He's Half Asleep; teand
"How's Dean taking it?"

Sam glanced over at the bed. "He was a little out of it until I got him back to the room then he ate a cheeseburger and went to sleep."

"So business as usual then."
supernatural  sam&dean  cursed!dean  cat!dean  Protective!Sam  rescuer!sam  bamf!dean  amused!sam  genre:humor  genre:gen  archive:ao3  havepdf  author:teand  rating:pg-13  5-10k  tissie  ~ 
february 2018 by Itsokaydean
Wedded Blitz; qblackheart
If anyone had told Jared Padalecki that his bachelor party would start out with big red balls and end on a road trip with Keanu Reeves, he would have thought they were insane, but that’s exactly what happened, more or less, in a nutshell. Serves him right for getting freakin’-frostbitten-they-were-so-cold feet on the eve of his wedding rehearsal. He was supposed to be marrying Gen; Genevieve Cortese, that is. His fiancée. But all he could do was obsess about Jen; Jensen Ackles, that is. 
rps  jared_jensen  genre:non-au  actor!jared  actor!jensen  accidental!marriage  pining!jensen  pining!jared  kidnapped!jensen  rescuer!jared  genre:humor  archive:lj  havepdf  author:qblackheart  rating:nc-17  30-40k  challenge:spn_cinema  tissie  ~ 
february 2018 by Itsokaydean
Irony, Not To Be Mistaken With Coincidence; fourfreedoms
It's Spring Break, 2002 and Sam and Dean find themselves the butt of the "brother fucking" curse.
supernatural  sam_dean  first-time  cursed!dean  cursed!sam  pre-series  genre:humor  archive:ao3  havepdf  0-5k  author:fourfreedoms  rating:R  tissie  ~ 
february 2018 by Itsokaydean
The Flower Gleams; fourfreedoms
Sam isn't the only one with powers. Unfortunately for Dean, his mystical ability to grow flowers doesn't have the same awe-inspiring effect.
supernatural  sam_dean  powers!dean  dean!growsflowers  powers!Sam  pining!sam  first-kiss  retired!fromhunting  boys!settledown  genre:humor  genre:schmoop  archive:ao3  havepdf  author:fourfreedoms  rating:pg-13  5-10k  tissie  ~ 
february 2018 by Itsokaydean
Jensen 2.0; MissyJack
At the Supernatural Con in LA in 2009, Jensen was in a particularly cheeky move, making all sorts of jokes and dancing around the stage. Some of us wondered if his software had been tweaked...
rps  jared_jensen  actor!jared  robot!jensen  genre:humor  actor!jensen  genre:non-au  archive:ao3  havepdf  author:missyjack  0-5k  rating:pg-13  tissie  ~ 
february 2018 by Itsokaydean
Care and Feeding; fools_game (foolishgames)
The cat tipped its head back and looked up. “Sam, is that you?” There was a moment, and then the cat nodded slowly, up and down. A clear gesture. “Sam, you cut that out right now. It’s not funny.”
supernatural  sam_dean  cursed!sam  genre:humor  genre:hurt_comfort  sam!turnsintoacat  Protective!Dean  clueless!john  worried!dean  rating:pg-13  archive:ao3  havepdf  author:fools_game  tissie  ~  15-20k  careandfeeding_verse 
february 2018 by Itsokaydean
High-Minded; Alethia
“A possessed collective of mushrooms just shot all over me. You could show some sympathy, man.” Sam’s lips fucking twitched, like he was about to laugh, and oh God, Dean was gonna kill his brother. Right after he rinsed the spunk out of his mouth, Jesus.
supernatural  sam&dean  genre:gen  stoic!sam  stoned!dean  accidentallystoned!dean  genre:humor  Protective!Sam  rating:pg-13  archive:ao3  havepdf  author:alethia  5-10k  tissie  ~ 
january 2018 by Itsokaydean
Car Service; GertieCraign, omgbubblesomg
Instead of sitting in the passenger seat, Sam now is the passenger seat. And the driver’s seat. And, well, all the other seats and the rest of the whole car, too. And it really should be weird, how Dean’s sitting on his brother. In his brother. But it isn’t.
supernatural  sam_dean  kink:impala!sex  impala!sam  rating:nc-17  archive:ao3  genre:pwp  first-time  author:gertiecraign  author:omgbubblesomg  genre:humor  tissie  ~  havepdf 
january 2018 by Itsokaydean
+ Two Queens; belyste
 Dean tries to figure out why so many people think he and Sam are a couple. The answer is…surprising
supernatural  sam_dean  genre:humor  freakedout!dean  freakedout!sam  pining!sam  pining!dean  worried!sam  author:belyste  havepdf  archive:lj  tissie  ~  +  5-10k  rating:nc-17 
january 2018 by Itsokaydean
+ To Hell and Back; ashtraythief
It is said that if a demon steals an angel from heaven he’ll gain immense power. Jared is a demon who doesn’t fit in and when he finds a spell to open a passage to heaven, he thinks he’s found a solution to all his problems: angel power. But Jensen, the angel he takes, is not at all what he expected a celestial being to be like and things don’t go as planned. At all. In the ensuing chaos, Jared and Jensen have to form a strained alliance to survive and embark on a dangerous journey through the deepest pits of hell to flee from Jared’s rivals and all the other demons jonesing for angel blood.
rps  jared_jensen  demon!jared  angel!jensen  jared!kidnapsjensen  kidnapped!jensen  grumpy!jensen  dorky!jared  boys!dontfit  first-kiss  enemiestolovers  archive:ao3  havepdf  rating:R  author:ashtraythief  tissie  ~  +  genre:au  genre:humor  genre:hurt_comfort  au:afterlife  25-30k 
january 2018 by Itsokaydean
Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others; felisblanco
“Seriously, Sam, what the hell? When did you turn into a thirteen year old girl?”

For a moment it looks like Sam’s struggling but then he sticks up his chin and glares at Dean with a look that hasn’t been seen in over a decade. “About five minutes ago,” he snaps and proceeds to cross his arms and glare out the window
supernatural  sam_dean  cursed!sam  first-time  pining!sam  caretaker!dean  S1  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  archive:ao3  rating:pg-13  author:felisblanco  havepdf  tissie  ~  15-20k  challenge:*minor 
january 2018 by Itsokaydean
Or Die Trying; britomart_is
"I think we did it wrong." Sam and Dean have sex. Contains mild injury to both body and dignity.
supernatural  sam_dean  established!relationship  bad!sex  genre:humor  archive:ao3  author:britomart_is  rating:nc-17  havepdf  tissie  0-5k  ~ 
january 2018 by Itsokaydean
How Many Floors to Realize; lazy_daze
AU from the end of It's A Terrible Life, in which Zachariah decides to keep stringing them along a little while longer, because damn if they aren't somewhat entertaining, right?
supernatural  smith_wesson  genre:humor  amnesiac!dean  amnesiac!sam  first-time  5.14  archive:ao3  author:lazy_daze  rating:nc-17  havepdf  challenge:spn_j2_xmas  25-30k  tissie  ~ 
december 2017 by Itsokaydean
Wear Him Like a Habit; sevenfists
Their first kiss isn't an accident. It's anticipated well in advance, discussed for weeks, argued over, second-guessed.
supernatural  sam_dean  first-time  genre:pwp  sexuallyfrustrated!sam  teasing!dean  genre:humor  rating:r  author:sevenfists  archive:ao3  havepdf  0-5k  ~  first-kiss 
november 2017 by Itsokaydean
Off the Script; jasmasson
Jensen Ackles was the porn industry’s leading star for years, until Jared Padalecki came along. Jensen’s world-weary and disillusioned. Jared’s… not.
rps  jared_jensen  first-time  first-kiss  au:pornstars  pornstar!jared  pornstar!jensen  kink:spanking  kink:rimming  kink:crossdressing  pining!jared  pining!jensen  author:jasmasson  archive:ao3  havepdf  tissie  ~  jensen_omc  genre:au  genre:humor  genre:schmoop  40-50k  bleak!jensen  jealous!jensen  jealous!jared  writer!jensen  challenge:bigbang 
may 2017 by Itsokaydean
Rub me the right way; cherie_morte
"You're a genie and you live in Chad's bong?" Jared asks stupidly. "It's a lamp," the genie replies. "It's a goddamn lamp!"
rps  jared_jensen  genie!jensen  first-kiss  minor!het  genre:humor  genre:schmoop  movieremakes  pining!jensen  archive:ao3  havepdf  author:cherie_morte  rating:pg-13  15-20k  tissie  ~  genie!jensen_verse 
may 2017 by Itsokaydean
+ Ergonomic; sobrecogimiento
Dean sees an advertisement for Sam's preferred brand of boxers, which claim that they're designed for those well-endowed in the genital area. Following this, Dean spends an inordinate amount of time obsessing over whether Sam's dick is bigger than his, and then just obsessing over Sam's dick.
supernatural  sam_dean  first-time  genre:humor  kink:manhandling  pining!sam  pining!dean  first-kiss  prank!war  author:sobrecogimiento  rating:nc-17  archive:ao3  havepdf  15-20k  tissie  ~  + 
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All I Want Is to Have My Peace of Mind; Eugara
Season 9. Dean thinks Kevin might know about him and Sam. Well, he's not certain, but he's pretty sure. Really pretty sure. At least, he thinks he is.
supernatural  sam_dean  established!relationship  genre:humor  s9  freakedout!dean  eyerolling!sam  author:eugara  rating:nc-17  5-10k  archive:ao3  havepdf  tissie  ~ 
may 2017 by Itsokaydean
a little complication; Askance
Dean has a lot of regrets about what happens on Christmas Eve, but nothing he regrets so much as those goddamn fuzzy pink handcuffs.
supernatural  sam_dean  established!relationship  physicallyhurt!sam  genre:humor  dean!feelsguilty  kink:bad!sex  archive:ao3  author:askance  havepdf  rating:R  0-5k  challenge:spn_j2_xmas  tissie  ~ 
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