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Ejecta by Sharksdontsleep
"No, I'm not wearing goggles in the greenhouse. Why would anyone wear goggles in the greenhouse?"

The first rule of space is wear your PPE.
PlotDevice:YaySex!  Charcter:AmosBurton  Character:AlexKamal  PlotDevice:SexPollen  Pairing:AmosBurton/AlexKamal  Porn  Fandom:TheExpanse  Fanfiction  LessThan3 
february 2018 by Incondite
Intermission by Crabapplered
As the war stretched on for interminable vorn, Prowl found himself faced time and again with the mounting stress of his position. Many of those times he was forced to face alone, the gear grinding stress sending him to Ratchet for system overhauls and forced defrags. But every so often he'd be fortunate enough to have Jazz on hand, and when he did, well, it didn't take much.

Pressing Jazz up against the wall, cramming him into corners, pinning him facedown over Prowl's desk. It didn't matter as long he could keep Jazz still.
PlayerA:Autobots  Character:Prowl  Pairing:Jazz/Prowl  Author:Crabapplered  Fanfiction  Character:Jazz  PlotDevice:YaySex!  LessThan3  PlotDevice:BDSM  Fandom:G1  Fandom:Transformers 
february 2018 by Incondite
Audition by Crabapplered

If one were to be delicate, one would say that Jazz and Prowl are incompatible.

The blunt truth?

'You just lie there with this blank expression on your face,' he'd been told by his last partner. Signal had stayed longer then most, willing to try since Prowl was so obviously doing his best, interfacing to please his partner and give him what Prowl himself disliked. In the end, though, it hadn't worked. 'You don't like me touching you, you don't like the mess, you don't even like the overload, and half the time I swear you're running economic simulations in your CPU you look that bored. I don't want that. I don't want you miserable, and I don't want me miserable, either.'

So why can't Prowl stop wishing?
Fanfiction  PlotDevice:BDSM  Pairing:Jazz/Prowl  PlotDevice:GetTogether  Fandom:G1  Fandom:Transformers  LessThan3  PlotDevice:YaySex!  Character:Prowl  PlayerA:Autobots  Author:Crabapplered  Character:Jazz 
february 2018 by Incondite
The Silence of Our Friends by Russianqueen
Every time he walks into a room everyone goes quiet. Conversations resume in whispers if at all and every mech in the room even moves more carefully. They try not drop anything, to run or to do much of anything that might make some unnecessary sound.
LessThan3  Fandom:G1  Fanfiction  PlotDevice:Fixit  Author:Russianqueen  Character:Jazz  Pairing:Jazz/Prowl  Fandom:Transformers  PlayerA:Autobots 
february 2018 by Incondite
Requiem by Vaeru
G1. Jazz centric. Redline's hands were pure white, at odds with the deep blue and silver of the rest of his paintjob. Jazz remembered those hands very well. They had been the last things he had seen.
Author:Vaeru  Fanfiction  Fandom:G1  Fandom:Transformers  Character:Prowl  Character:Jazz  Gen  PlayerA:Autobots  PlotDevice:Injury  PlotDevice:Torture  PlotDevice:Angst  LessThan3 
february 2018 by Incondite
Matters of Blood and Connection by Cassiejamie
Clint tucks his wings back, the bottom feathers crossing and he hightails it from the room with Phil in tow. A few of the darker feathers fall and Phil dips to pick one up as he walks, twirling it in his fingers and he pokes Clint with it. "You're molting."

"Yeah. It happens."
PlotDevice:Captured/Kidnapped  Author:Cassiejamie  PlotDevice:Injury  Fanfiction  LessThan3  Character:PhilCoulson  Fandom:Marvel  PlotDevice:AU  Charater:ClintBarton  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Fandom:Avengers 
february 2018 by Incondite
Slipping Through The Cracks by Dentalfloss

Phil looked at Clint, lowering his weapon, devastation clear on his face for a fraction of a second. Devastation for what Clint had done or devastation for what he’d suffered, Clint wasn’t sure. He squared his shoulders regardless.

“People like to say that blood smells like iron, but it doesn’t. Blood smells like blood, and sometimes there’s no way around it and no room to regret it.”
Character:BruceBanner  Charater:ClintBarton  Character:OC  Author:Dentalfloss  PlotDevice:NonCon  Fanfiction  PlotDevice:Injury  PlotDevice:Fixit  Character:NatashaRomanova  Character:PhilCoulson  Ouch  Fandom:Avengers  Character:TonyStark  Fandom:Marvel  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  LessThan3 
november 2012 by Incondite
On a Dark, Desert Highway - Saone
"Does that not look like a place where horrific murders happen on a daily basis? Haven't you ever seen Psycho?!"
Author:Saone  Charater:ClintBarton  PlotDevice:GetTogether  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Character:PhilCoulson  Fandom:Marvel  Fanfiction  Fandom:Avengers  LessThan3 
november 2012 by Incondite
So Nice To Be Wanted by Flatbear
Something is haunting Clint, and he's not sure how much more he can bear. Fic contains suggestions of self-harm, and is unashamedly inspired by the gorgeous art of erebusodora.
Character:PhilCoulson  Author:Flatbear  Fandom:Avengers  Ouch  Charater:ClintBarton  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Fanfiction  LessThan3  Fandom:Marvel  Character:Loki 
august 2012 by Incondite
if i can't dance, then i don't want any part of your revolution by Lanyon
It’s a party and Coulson is a wallflower. He’s wallflowering like a motherfucker, like it’s his job and maybe it is, sometimes, when there are Avengers avenging and he’s got to coordinate attacks and retreats but it’s a fucking retirement party and Clint’s going to make sure Coulson enjoys himself.
Charater:ClintBarton  Character:OC  Fandom:Marvel  LessThan3  Fanfiction  PlotDevice:GetTogether  Author:Lanyon  Fandom:Avengers  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Character:PhilCoulson 
august 2012 by Incondite
The Damages We Keep by Dentalfloss
C/C prompt meme fill: injured in battle. Looking for whumpage! Hawkeye is wounded during a fight and doesn't let on; even afterwards he's hiding it. What's the injury, how bad is it, and just how pissed off is Phil when he discovers it?
It was just Clint and the doc and Phil.

Then Clint remembered the injuries he hadn’t reported from the last mission and the fact that two days wouldn’t be nearly enough time to conceal them. It went a long way in explaining the look Phil was sporting. He was not happy.
PlotDevice:Hurt/Comfort  PlotDevice:TeamFic  Author:Dentalfloss  Fanfiction  Character:PhilCoulson  Fandom:Avengers  LessThan3  Character:EnsambleCast  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Fandom:Marvel  Charater:ClintBarton  PlotDevice:Injury 
august 2012 by Incondite
Making the Best of It by Dentalfloss
“He’s not telling us everything,” Fury reached out and shut the projection off, “I’m not comfortable with this.” Coulson didn’t respond, didn’t need to. “Let Rogers know I want Barton watched; he doesn’t go anywhere alone until we understand exactly what’s going on. I’m not losing him to some egotistical mind-f***ing blade-dancer who has mentor issues and wants to take it out on our asset.”

Phil nodded efficiently. He couldn’t agree more.
PlotDevice:TeamFic  PlotDevice:NonCon  Fandom:Avengers  Character:PhilCoulson  Character:OC  Charater:ClintBarton  Author:Dentalfloss  PlotDevice:GetTogether  Fandom:Marvel  PlotDevice:Captured/Kidnapped  PlotDevice:MindControl  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  LessThan3  Ouch  Character:EnsambleCast  Fanfiction 
august 2012 by Incondite
On Edge by Cobweb_diamond
Everything after the gas canister exploded is a blur of aimless terror and confusion until Phil showed up at the end and saved him. Kind of like Clint’s entire life.
Fandom:Marvel  Author:Cobweb_diamond  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Fanfiction  Character:PhilCoulson  PlotDevice:Hallucinations  Charater:ClintBarton  Character:TonyStark  Fandom:Avengers  PlotDevice:Drugged  LessThan3 
august 2012 by Incondite
Lemme grab a seat and I'll tell ya about our hard, hard day by SidneySussex
Clint's not sure about Christmas. He's not sure about Coulson. There are a lot of things Clint isn't sure about, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want to try.
PlotDevice:GetTogether  Fanfiction  Character:EdwinJarvis  Fandom:Avengers  Author:SidneySussex  LessThan3  Charater:ClintBarton  Character:PhilCoulson  Fandom:Marvel  PlotDevice:TeamFic 
august 2012 by Incondite
It's a Modern Look (But It's All About Roots) By SidneySussex
Bruce Banner is a brilliant, but understated tailor. Clint Barton is his colour-anarchical, music-loving assistant. Phil Coulson is a man who goes through suits far too fast to make custom tailoring a cost-effective option, and yet here he is.
Character:BruceBanner  LessThan3  Charater:ClintBarton  Character:PhilCoulson  Fandom:Avengers  PlotDevice:AU  PlotDevice:Injury  Author:SidneySussex  Pairing:BruceBanner/ClintBarton  PlotDevice:GetTogether  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Fanfiction  Fandom:Marvel 
august 2012 by Incondite
Got to Do What You Love by BlackEyedGirl
"Phil has control issues, Clint has power issues, and the Avengers are a bundle of issues. It’s no wonder Maria wants nothing to do with them. Phil doesn’t seem to have a choice."
LessThan3  PlotDevice:TeamFic  Character:NatashaRomanova  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Character:SteveRogers  Character:MariaHill  Fanfiction  Character:TonyStark  Character:PhilCoulson  Fandom:Avengers  Fandom:Marvel  Character:DarcyLewis  Charater:ClintBarton  PlotDevice:GetTogether  Author:BlackEyedGirl 
august 2012 by Incondite
Five (Or More) Uses for a Tie by Selenay
There was, admittedly, a small chance that he was panicking.

"Rope," Clint muttered. "What kind of fucked up aviator doesn't keep rope around?"

"My tie," Coulson said. "Use my tie. It should hold for long enough. I hope."

“Your tie. Right. Of course.”
Charater:ClintBarton  PlotDevice:GetTogether  Fandom:Avengers  Fandom:Marvel  Author:Selenay  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Character:PhilCoulson  LessThan3  Fanfiction 
august 2012 by Incondite
Curiosity killed the cat (but not Tony Stark) by Hope_Calaris
Clint doesn't talk. Tony is bored. And Coulson doesn't even need to say anything. (for the "Listening to Heartbeat or Breathing" prompt in my Clint/Coulson bingo)


Tony asks a lot of questions. Clint really doesn’t want to answer any of them. And Coulson doesn't even need to say that much.
Fanfiction  Character:SteveRogers  Character:TonyStark  Author:Hope_Calaris  Fandom:Marvel  Character:PhilCoulson  LessThan3  PlotDevice:EpicBromance  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Pairing:TonyStark/SteveRogers  Charater:ClintBarton  Fandom:Avengers  PlotDevice:Injury 
august 2012 by Incondite
Malibu Avengers - cy_chase - Hockey - Fandom, Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
"Phil Coulson has spent half his life working toward the Stanley Cup.

The Malibu Avengers might finally be the team to take him there."


"Clint Barton learned to skate as he learned to walk, and a life without hockey is nothing he's interested in living."
Author:Cy_chace  Character:PhilCoulson  Fandom:Avengers  PlotDevice:GetTogether  Fandom:Marvel  Fanfiction  LessThan3  Character:NatashaRomanova  Character:SteveRogers  Charater:ClintBarton  PlotDevice:YaySex!  PlotDevice:AU  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson 
august 2012 by Incondite
Motion Pracice by The_wordbutler
"When Clint Barton takes a job prosecuting traffic offenses and DUIs at the Suffolk County District Attorney's office, he's pretty sure his life is finally going in the right direction. But the problem isn't the direction: it's where he ends up."
Fanfiction  Character:PhilCoulson  PlotDevice:AU  Charater:ClintBarton  PlotDevice:TeamFic  PlotDevice:GetTogether  LessThan3  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Author:The_wordbutler  Fandom:Avengers  Character:EnsambleCast  Fandom:Marvel 
august 2012 by Incondite
The Dinosaur Game by Emmypenny
1. If you find a dinosaur, you must hide it.
2. You may only hide the dinosaurs on SHIELD property.
3. Maria Hill's property is off-limits.
4. These rules are subject to change at any time, without warning.


Or, SHIELD agents know how to have fun but it will probably be terrifying for all involved."
Charater:ClintBarton  LessThan3  Character:NatashaRomanova  Character:SteveRogers  Fanfiction  Character:PhilCoulson  Character:BruceBanner  Character:TonyStark  Fandom:Marvel  Author:Emmypenny  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Fandom:Avengers  PlotDevice:Fixit  Character:ThorOdinson  Character:MariaHill  Character:NickFury 
august 2012 by Incondite
We've got to find other ways by Noelia_g
Post movie, fix-it, road trip. "The first mission being a cakewalk and a few states away is actually a good thing. At least that’s what Clint thinks until he’s at the designated meet-up point and it’s Coulson behind the wheel."
PlotDevice:GetTogether  Fandom:Marvel  Charater:ClintBarton  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  PlotDevice:Fixit  Character:PhilCoulson  Fandom:Avengers  PlotDevice:Injury  LessThan3  Fanfiction  Author:Noelia_g 
august 2012 by Incondite
We pulled too many false alarms by Noelia_g
"My gdocs title for this was: "Phil/Clint post-movie fix-it in which there is a voluntary emotional equivalent of being locked in a closet together" which is as good a summary as anything."
Character:NatashaRomanova  Fandom:Marvel  PlotDevice:GetTogether  Fanfiction  Charater:ClintBarton  PlotDevice:Fixit  Fandom:Avengers  LessThan3  Author:Noelia_g  Character:PhilCoulson  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson 
august 2012 by Incondite
Be running up that road by Ellievolia
"Clint has doubts, questions, troubles; they all disappear when he walks into the cage, ready for a fight. Nobody knows, nobody cares.

Clint, the Avenger by day, cage fighter by night."
LessThan3  PlotDevice:YaySex!  Author:Ellievolia  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Fandom:Marvel  Charater:ClintBarton  Character:PhilCoulson  PlotDevice:Injury  Fanfiction  Fandom:Avengers 
august 2012 by Incondite
The Lucky Ones by Torakowalski
"Clint’s hands never shake. He can take down an enemy sniper at one hundred feet in driving rain while bleeding out from a bullet wound in the stomach (that’s not theoretical; he’s tried it) but his hands never shake."


"They don’t fuck in the Avengers’ Mansion, that’s rule number one of Having A Secret Relationship With Your Ex-Handler."
Fanfiction  Character:PhilCoulson  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  PlotDevice:YaySex!  Fandom:Avengers  PlotDevice:Injury  Author:Torakowalski  Charater:ClintBarton  LessThan3  Fandom:Marvel 
august 2012 by Incondite
Desert Wind and Dreams by James
"There are bad guys and monsters who need to be stopped, but Clint would really just like a nap."
Fanfiction  LessThan3  Fandom:Marvel  Fandom:Avengers  Character:PhilCoulson  Author:James  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  Charater:ClintBarton 
august 2012 by Incondite
Firefly AU by Jeyradan
"That one time Clint and Phil and all of the Avengers were crew on a Firefly-class ship on the outskirts of habitable space and everything was ruined forever."
Character:PhilCoulson  Charater:ClintBarton  Fandom:Firefly  PlotDevice:AU  Fanfiction  Pairing:ClintBarton/PhilCoulson  DeadLinksTellNoTales  Fandom:Avengers  Fandom:Marvel  LessThan3  Author:SidneySussex  Ouch 
august 2012 by Incondite

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