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Fascism crushed by 0.6 percent
"This comprehensive defeat proves that fascism can never win, at least once postal votes are taken into account."
amusing  parody  worrying  politics  the-far-right  fascism  Europe  Austria  voting  democracy  elections 
may 2016 by FearMeForIAmPink
The Onion accidentally breaks story about the US offering missiles to Israel after Iran deal
Still only my 2nd favourite true Onion headline. But "Rumors Of Extramarital Affair End Campaign Of Presidential Candidate Who Didn't Know China Has Nuclear Weapons" is hard to beat.
amusing  parody  news  international-affairs  Israel  Iran  The-Onion 
july 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
If Lord of the Rings was a Series of LARP Events
[Legolas fires an arrow.]
Legolas: “Strike down!”
[Arrow bounces off monster, who ignores it.]
Legolas, noble elf, full of the grace and light of his people: “Fuck.”
amusing  silly  LARP  parody  Awesome  geeky  Lord-of-the-Rings  fantasy  books  Gaming 
june 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Human Rights Act to be replaced with Warhammer rulebook
"If you are claiming a right to privacy, for example, we roll two twenty-sided dice to determine your score, take away any debuffs – low income, being foreign – and measure it against the government’s own total."
amusing  parody  The-Daily-Mash  silly  Westminster  human-rights  Warhamster  Gaming  minature-wargames 
may 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Comment is Weird
For those familiar with the Guardian's Comment Is Free
amusing  silly  parody  Guardian 
april 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Thousands sign letter dismissing David Cameron as a ‘meat hamper-faced gobshite’
Seems a fair response to the other letter 'the signatories dismiss Conservative economic plans and say that the Tories are “an assortment of git-brained wank hammers with about as much compassion as a hookworm”.'
amusing  NewsThump  parody  relates-to-another-of-today's-links  Westminster  politics  swearing 
april 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
50 sHAdes of VORpal — Kickstarter
What the fuck is this, I don't even…

(appears to be a gaming version of potato salad)
WTF  Kickstarter  crowdfunding  weird  amusing  Gaming  RPG  tabletop-RPGs  parody 
october 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
I Can Only Enjoy Video Games With Featureless Blocks as Protagonists
'If you're a burger chef or a spaceship and you want to be represented in gaming, then either make the game, or become an economic force to be reckoned with.'
sexism  Gaming  computer-games  culture  amusing  Interesting  parody  a-rather-well-put-way-of-saying-that-hard-to-define-thing 
july 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Zuckerberg dies turning Facebook back on
'Internet user Tom Logan said: “That’s cool but I was momentarily inconvenienced so fuck him and Facebook, I’m 100 per cent Twitter now.”'
amusing  silly  parody  Facebook  social-media  The-Daily-Mash  technology 
june 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Sales of toilet paper plummet after delivery of free copy of The Sun
"…do you know what’s better than wiping your arse on a copy of The Sun?Wiping your arse on a copy of the The Sun that Rupert Murdoch had to pay to give to you.”
amusing  parody  NewsThump  media 
june 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
‘Bring back British hand swearing’
We should be swearing by showing our foes we can still shoot them with an arrow!
amusing  parody  swearing  culture  The-Daily-Mash  via-James-Graham 
june 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Edinburgh trams ‘worth 400 year wait’
'Original plans for the Edinburgh tram system were drawn up shortly after King James VI united Scotland and England into the Union of the Crowns in 1603'
amusing  transport  silly  history  Scotland  Edinburgh  The-Daily-Mash  parody 
june 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Ayn Rand's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
“He hated us for our freedom,” Ron said.

“No, Ron,” Harry said. “He hated us for our free markets.”
economics  parody  fiction  magic  clever 
may 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
£50 notes no longer illegal tender
"Check old attaché cases, duffel bags and the emergency stash for when the shit goes down to make sure you don’t end up tens of thousands out of pocket"
amusing  parody  The-Daily-Mash  life-imitates-Shadowrun  money 
april 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Oh shit, say tube drivers
They need a new 'Person to Scare the Shit Out of Capitalists'
amusing  The-Daily-Mash  parody  unions  employment  UK  politics  London 
march 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Look at the logo on the right closely
Don't know how they did it, nor how long it will last, but I'm impressed.
amusing  logos  business  computers  UK  Google  fail  parody  culture-jamming 
march 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
What if Deep Space 9 was just the Next Generation character's playing an RPG, because their holodecks were broken?
amusing  silly  RPG  tabletop-RPGs  geeky  webcomics  comics  parody 
march 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Britain somehow manages to drag itself away from the curling
'Millions of workers congratulated each other on their strength of character and pledged mutual support until they can rush home and immerse themselves once more in the icy drama.'
amusing  silly  The-Daily-Mash  parody  sport  curling 
february 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Britain could miss out on crazy, pointless war with China, says important American
“Your military will be dropping food from its only helicopter while the US Marines are surging towards Shanghai for reasons that will never be fully explained."
amusing  The-Daily-Mash  parody  War  USA  military  UK  China 
january 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
TV adverts to be just picture of thing, name of thing
“You’ll buy our product anyway. We only spend money on advertising because otherwise we would literally drown in cash.”
amusing  The-Daily-Mash  parody  design  image  advertising 
january 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
George Osborne to announce cuts while covered in diamonds
'The chancellor is upping his game in response to the Prime Minister’s declaration of permanent austerity amid the gilded splendour of the lord mayor’s banquet.'
Conservatives  The-Daily-Mash  UK  amusing  austerity  benefits  government  parody 
november 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Parents celebrate end of nightmare
I think my favourite bit is the last paragraph. Does that make me a bad person?
posttofacebook  parody  pah-har-tah-hay!  amusing  alcohol  children  The-Daily-Mash  culture  parenting 
september 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Vikings were just fantasy role-players
'Hrothgar claimed his double-headed axe gave him +4 Pillage Points but this is patently not correct'
silly  parody  tabletop-RPGs  gaming  amusing  image  Vikings  The-Daily-Mash  culture  rpgs 
august 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
If David Cameron must ban anything, let it be Warhammer fantasy games – Telegraph Blogs
'Some people are addicted to hardcore pornography, some to crack, some to molesting fish. Then there are those who collect thousands upon thousands of miniature orcs. And they need help, too.'
geeky  silly  posttofacebook  parody  gaming  Warhamster  amusing 
july 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Storm over London may be connected to doom-laden event
'the universe was warning mankind that a malevolent entity had emerged into the world.'
silly  birth  posttofacebook  parody  amusing  monarchy  weather  UK  The-Daily-Mash 
july 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
People who don’t like cricket are wrong, say experts
Cricket is great because you can fall asleep for half an hour or so whilst watching it, and not worry that you've missed anything important when you wake up.
silly  posttofacebook  parody  amusing  cricket  sport  Australia  UK  The-Daily-Mash 
july 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Children of unmarried parents to just run around doing murders
'ALL children born after 2022 will be born out of wedlock, and lead a life of devoid of any morals'
silly  posttofacebook  parody  amusing  children  The-Daily-Mash  marriage  culture  parenting 
july 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Non-baby news events crunched into this week
'A BBC spokesman said: “We’re working with the Illuminati and other shady puppeteers to accelerate world happenings and ‘clear the decks for baby’.'
journalism  silly  posttofacebook  parody  the-monarchy  amusing  news  UK  The-Daily-Mash  culture 
july 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Game of Thrones producers sue George R. R. Martin for plot leaks
'thousands of pages of plot details available in bookstores around the globe.'
silly  posttofacebook  parody  amusing  Game-of-Thrones 
june 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Ludicrous medieval pantomime may explain UK’s problems
'the bizarre 17th century pantomime could indicate a desire to live in a comfortingly demented fantasy world.'
silly  politics  posttofacebook  parody  amusing  monarchy  westminster 
may 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Google Glass makes everything look like Knightmare
'Logan’s girlfriend Emma Bradford said: “We talked about buying a house and having kids but since he got these glasses his main goal has become finding a magical scroll.'
silly  parody  posttofacebook  augmented-reality  amusing  nostalgia  Google  Google-Glass  TV 
may 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
'Your va-jay-jay called! It wants to talk about anarcho-syndicalism'
sex  posttofacebook  marxism  image  via-Aquarion  silly  parody  awesome  amusing  economics  communism  tumblr  culture 
april 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Iron Maiden fans somehow immune to self-consciousness epidemic
'“In an age where literally everything has to be arch, knowing, witty or retro, Iron Maiden fans somehow still don’t give a fuck.'
music  posttofacebook  parody  heavy-metal  amusing  alternative-culture  The-Daily-Mash  culture 
april 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Ed Miliband to join Scooby Doo Gang
'admitted last night that his brother David becoming the head of International Rescue is more impressive than him becoming prime minister. But he now believes he can leapfrog his brother by joining an organisation that has a much better 'hit-rate' in apprehending evil-doers'
politics  silly  posttofacebook  parody  amusing  westminster  The-Daily-Mash  cartoons 
march 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Adult Cat Finder
'you're never more than one click away from chatting with a hot, local cat in your area!'
cats  sex  posttofacebook  parody  amusing  internet 
march 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Tories beaten by ‘perfect storm’ of Huhne, Rennard and nutjobs
'THE Tories admitted there was no way they could have won the Eastleigh by-election as their opponents were either mired in scandal or completely insane.'
amusing  parody  The-Daily-Mash  politics  by-elections  voting  Conservatives  Lib-Dems  UKIP  Westminster  posttofacebook 
march 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
'in the span of 14 months, the high school junior underwent a staggering metamorphosis from a young girl with thoughts, feelings, and aspirations into a truly stunning commodity.'
sexism  posttofacebook  parody  amusing  The-Onion  women 
february 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Further Findus controversy as fish revealed not to have fingers
'The research took place yesterday when someone at home looked on the Internet at photos of a fish and photos of a fish finger.'
posttofacebook  parody  amusing  food 
february 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Obama Urged to Resign Over Beyonce Scandal : The New Yorker
It worries me that I've grown so used to the level of anti-Obama retoric that it took me a while to be sure this was a parody. Poes Law is starting to apply to politics more and more.
politics  posttofacebook  parody  USA  amusing  republicans  obama 
january 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Planet Earth Abandons Death Star Project In Face Of Superior Galactic Imperial Power | Star Wars Blog
'The overwhelming military superiority of the Galactic Empire has been confirmed once again by the recent announcement by the President of the United States that his nation would not attempt to build a Death Star, despite the bellicose demands of the people of his tiny, aggressive planet.'
amusing  awesome  parody  clever  Star-Wars  geeky  scifi  posttofacebook 
january 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
'Following the events of last week, in which a crazed western lowland gorilla ruthlessly murdered 21 people in a local shopping plaza after escaping from the San Diego Zoo, sources across the country confirmed Thursday that national gorilla sales have since skyrocketed.'
via-theweaselking  posttofacebook  animals  death  guns  ouch  amusing  The-Onion  parody 
january 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
IP over Avian Carriers - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In computer networking, IP over Avian Carriers (IPoAC) is a proposal to carry Internet Protocol (IP) traffic by birds such as homing pigeons
amusing  weird  parody  technology  internet  communication  posttofacebook 
january 2013 by FearMeForIAmPink
Britain declared uninhabitable
“The weather is obviously a huge concern but Christmas adverts, middle class angst and the presence of Ed Balls’ face also make Britain a humanitarian crisis.
amusing  The-Daily-Mash  weather  UK  culture  disaster  parody  posttofacebook 
december 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
Pro homeopathy health minister Jeremy Hunt vows to cure NHS by diluting budget to 1p
“We need to bang the budget against some special leather books, taking all of the money out as we go, but once that’s done and were down from £94bn down to 1p we’ll be good to go,” Hunt told reporters.
posttofacebook  UK  healthcare  politics  Westminster  amusing  parody 
september 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
Some light on a key legal issue surrounding the Assange case | Love and Garbage – some commonplace musings
'As a result of this crucial case it is the right of any accused person who has breached bail conditions and is located in England to tell the prosecuting authorities where, when, and how he or she should be questioned.'
amusing  Julian-Assange  parody  law  London  UK  posttofacebook  Apologies;I-have-forgotten-who-I-got-this-link-from 
august 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
Memos From Fury
Director Fury has to let people know who's boss. Using memos.
tumblr  posttofacebook  Marvel-Comics  comics  parody  via-Endisni  Awesome  amusing 
june 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
Benefits claimant admits subsistence income scam
'AN unemployed man is scamming the taxpayer out of £67.50 a week, it has emerged.'
posttofacebook  post  image  UK  money  benefits  culture  parody  amusing 
may 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
The Daily Mash - Only a 30% chance of Cthulhu, say fracking experts
'energy companies insist they can keep demonic activity at levels that would be classed as 'normal' for a seaside town.'
posttofacebook  parody  energy  technology  HP-Lovecraft  Cthulhu  awesome  amusing 
april 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
International Incident of the Day - The Daily What
Instead of “My Kazakhstan,” the gold medalist at an international shooting competition was played the Borat parody thereof.
via-theweaselking  sports  weird  posttofacebook  I-can't-believe-this-actually-happened  parody  wtf  amusing 
march 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
Change to Sunday trading laws would force us into shops against our will, warn Christians
'Christians have insisted that the move could lead to the creation of an invisible force field that will lift them out of church and into their local branch of Dixons.'
interesting  shopping  Sunday  religion  Christianity  parody  amusing 
march 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
TaxPayers’ Alliance quote generator | The Other TaxPayers' Alliance
'as a journalist you turn to the TaxPayers' Alliance for one reason - to provide an attack on public spending. Whether the spending is worthwhile or not, the TPA always says the same thing. So why not cut out the middleman and generate your own quote?'
posttofacebook  economy  politics  taxes  parody  amusing 
march 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
List of cabals - Wikipedia
'a list of the cabals which dominate Wikipedia, ruthlessly abusing its content for their own evil purposes.'
geeky  internet  culture  conspiracy-theories  parody  interesting  amusing  wikipedia 
january 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
OK, we'll get jobs, say poor people | The Daily Mash
'finally conceded defeat and vowed to find work first thing this morning.'
poverty  money  posttofacebook  The-Daily-Mash  fairness  parody  amusing 
january 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
Unexpurgated atheist FAQ
'Although these are my personal answers, I am confident that I speak for all atheists…' (Potentially offensive, but also pretty funny)
atheism  religion  parody  posttofacebook  NSFW-text  potentially-offensive  rude  amusing 
january 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
‘Yes we know it’s Christmas’ say African musicians as they finally record a response to Band Aid - Hayibo | Hayibo
After 28 years of silently tolerating it, a group of unemployed local musicians have joined forces to release a Christmas single, entitled ‘Yes we do,’
parody  charity  Africa  Christmas  amusing 
january 2012 by FearMeForIAmPink
Outrage as French magazine bombed by Warhammer enthusiasts | NewsBiscuit
'French Magazine Mais Non! has been bombed for the second time in a week after publishing pictures of Aenarion – First Phoenix King of the High Elves. Warhammer fans, who believe that Aenarion should only be represented by a small, smartly coloured figurine, were dismayed to see the picture.'
amusing  geeky  parody  culture  gaming 
november 2011 by FearMeForIAmPink
bart_calendar: Breaking News!
'The GOP primary contest was thrown into chaos today when presidential hopeful Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport and Warden of the West, announced that frontrunner Herman Cain is not actually an American citizen.'
A-Game-of-Primaries  amusing  politics  USA  fiction  parody 
november 2011 by FearMeForIAmPink
Remains Of Ancient Race Of Job Creators Found In Rust Belt | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
'A team of leading archaeologists announced Monday they had uncovered the remains of an ancient job-creating race that, at the peak of its civilization, may have provided occupations for hundreds of thousands of humans in the American Northeast and Midwest.'
amusing  The-Onion  parody  comment  economy  money 
november 2011 by FearMeForIAmPink
The Daily Mash - Mild criticism 'worse than murder', says big business
'ED Miliband’s tepid, slightly apologetic, attack on corporate behaviour was 'worse than actual murder', according to members of the business community.'
amusing  parody  politics  Labour-party 
october 2011 by FearMeForIAmPink
Trader's Goldman Sachs comments spark BBC hoax claims | Media | guardian.co.uk
'He caused outrage with his comments on the global economic meltdown claiming "governments don't rule the world, Goldman Sachs rules the world".But is independent stock market trader Alessio Rastani, interviewed on the BBC News channel on Monday, all he appears to be?'
interesting  amusing  journalism  money  economy  financial-crisis  parody  news 
september 2011 by FearMeForIAmPink
The full scope of the ‘climate-change’ conspiracy | slacktivist
"That makes sense if you think about it. A conspiracy promoting lies about something as vast, global and pervasive as the climate would have to be as vast, global and pervasive as the climate itself."
amusing  parody  interesting  climate-change  comment 
august 2011 by FearMeForIAmPink
Drunken Expat Writer - The News You Need
During a campaign stop in San Francisco GOP Primary Hopeful Khal Drogo endorsed Marvel Comics' controversial decision to have Spider-Man portrayed as a Stark Of Winterfell.
A-Game-of-Primaries  amusing  parody  geeky 
august 2011 by FearMeForIAmPink

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