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Top-secret Australian files 'left at second-hand shop'
'the files had been found in locked filing cabinets'
'The Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet ordered an urgent review.'
'The [Australian Broadcasting Corporation] described it as "one of the biggest breaches of Cabinet security in Australian history"'
Whoever wrote that quote - sir, I doff my cap to you!
amusing  spying  security  puns  Australia  oops 
january 2018 by FearMeForIAmPink
Fascism crushed by 0.6 percent
"This comprehensive defeat proves that fascism can never win, at least once postal votes are taken into account."
amusing  parody  worrying  politics  the-far-right  fascism  Europe  Austria  voting  democracy  elections 
may 2016 by FearMeForIAmPink
A Softer Avenger
A Softer World + Avengers/MCU = awesome
amusing  Awesome  webcomics  silly 
december 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Magic clock locates your friends
A digital version of the Harry potter clock. Perhaps a bit too much effort to actually make, but the general idea seems useful.
amusing  living-in-the-future  harrypotter  silly  technology  invention  internet-of-things 
september 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Museum of Bad Art - Wikipedia
Originated from a picture found wedged between a couple of dustbins, protected by a fake CCTV camera.
amusing  art  silly  museums  USA 
august 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
The Onion accidentally breaks story about the US offering missiles to Israel after Iran deal
Still only my 2nd favourite true Onion headline. But "Rumors Of Extramarital Affair End Campaign Of Presidential Candidate Who Didn't Know China Has Nuclear Weapons" is hard to beat.
amusing  parody  news  international-affairs  Israel  Iran  The-Onion 
july 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Animal trial - Wikipedia
'in 1750, a female donkey was acquitted of charges of bestiality due to witnesses to the animal's virtue and good behaviour while her human co-accused were sentence to death.'
WTF  amusing  law  crime  wikipedia  humanity;-we-are-a-fucked-up-species 
july 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Welsh assembly asked about UFOs
Response: “jang vIDa je due luq. ‘ach ghotvam’e’ QI’yaH-devolved qaS.”
amusing  silly  Star-Trek  language  aliens  air-travel  Wales  government 
july 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
BBC Subtitle Writer's Innovative Transcription of Kanye's Glastonbury Set
'[RAPS] Something, something, something… Oh God, when does this finish, Bev?!?'
amusing  TV  silly  BBC  music  swearing  culture 
july 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
If Lord of the Rings was a Series of LARP Events
[Legolas fires an arrow.]
Legolas: “Strike down!”
[Arrow bounces off monster, who ignores it.]
Legolas, noble elf, full of the grace and light of his people: “Fuck.”
amusing  silly  LARP  parody  Awesome  geeky  Lord-of-the-Rings  fantasy  books  Gaming 
june 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Roman "Swiss army knife"
Looks like my leatherman is now IC usable at Odyssey!
amusing  technology  history  Romans 
june 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Human Rights Act to be replaced with Warhammer rulebook
"If you are claiming a right to privacy, for example, we roll two twenty-sided dice to determine your score, take away any debuffs – low income, being foreign – and measure it against the government’s own total."
amusing  parody  The-Daily-Mash  silly  Westminster  human-rights  Warhamster  Gaming  minature-wargames 
may 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
The country is screwed, the electorate is evil ... but here are nine reasons to be cheerful
'We live on a coldly rotating speck in an ocean of total nothingness, and nothing we do can ever truly matter. All is blackness and abstract cruelty. There is no point to us, and soon we will be gone. The universe will spin on, oblivious.'
amusing  elections  Guardian  silly 
may 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Comment is Weird
For those familiar with the Guardian's Comment Is Free
amusing  silly  parody  Guardian 
april 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
A graffiti artist named Wanksy found a cheeky way to force his city to fix potholes
'It looks like Wanksy's work is yielding results. The road ahead may be long and hard, but as long as he keeps thrusting ahead, he'll get the satisfaction his city needs. And when he sees the hot liquid asphalt spurting all over the street, he knows it's worth it.'
amusing  protest  UK  Manchester  transport 
april 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Thousands sign letter dismissing David Cameron as a ‘meat hamper-faced gobshite’
Seems a fair response to the other letter 'the signatories dismiss Conservative economic plans and say that the Tories are “an assortment of git-brained wank hammers with about as much compassion as a hookworm”.'
amusing  NewsThump  parody  relates-to-another-of-today's-links  Westminster  politics  swearing 
april 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
We put a chip in it!
'It was just a dumb thing. Then we put a chip in it. Now it's a smart thing.' Smart socks! Smart luggage! Smart baby's dummy!
amusing  living-in-the-future  technology  silly  tumblr 
april 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
British Views off the Solar Eclipse
I feel we've shared something important, as a nation.
amusing  buzzfeed  photos  silly  weather 
march 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Duvet days: A snooze button for life
'a day when employees have right to stay in bed instead of going in to work, no prior booking required.' Why is this not more of a thing? :o
buzzwords  jargon  amusing  sleep  tired  bed  word-of-the-day 
march 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
8 Things Some A$$#ole Says in Every Debate About Sexism | Cracked.com
"I'M ON FIRE!" "Actually, before we start, I think you should say you're violently oxidizing. Not all oxidization is bad."
amusing  sexism  bigotry  gender  cracked  image  Internet  people-suck 
february 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
Fifty Shades of Socialist Feminism
'“I’ll buy you a Lamborghini’ “I’d really prefer a tank.”'
amusing  feminism  BDSM  50-Shades-of-Bullshit  image 
february 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
21 struggles faced by a dad raising a daughter in a sexist world
'You think handling another human’s warm excrement is bad? Wait until you discover that society has a rigidly pre-defined set of gender norms it’s just waiting to try and force your daughter into!'
amusing  sexism  bigotry  children  culture  parenting  lego 
january 2015 by FearMeForIAmPink
12 German Proverbs Translated Literally Into English
I think I may have to start using "Close the lid. The monkey is dead." in English.
amusing  culture  language  silly  buzzfeed 
december 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
The Case Against Male Suffrage
1. Because man’s place is in the army.
2. Because no really manly man wants to settle any question otherwise than by fighting about it.
amusing  not-actually-a-parody  sexism  oh-noes-misandy  equality  democracy  voting  USA 
november 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
50 sHAdes of VORpal — Kickstarter
What the fuck is this, I don't even…

(appears to be a gaming version of potato salad)
WTF  Kickstarter  crowdfunding  weird  amusing  Gaming  RPG  tabletop-RPGs  parody 
october 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
The Satanic Children's BIG BOOK of activities
Link is to a PDF. A Florida county let Christian organisations distribute action books in schools. So they have to let other religions do so too. And The Satanic Temple (who've also erected a statue to Baphomet near a Ten Commandments momument in some US park), put together a fun activity book!
amusing  Awesome  religion  Christianity  Satanism  equality  Interesting  clever  law  freedom  USA 
september 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
What will happen if Scotland votes Yes?
Answers to important questions as we wait for Referendum day to dawn.
amusing  Scotland  Scottish-independence 
september 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
UKIP's Clacton Candidate Says He Won't Stand Down For Douglas Carswell
'prominent local UKIP activists say there is no guarantee that the local association is willing to adopt Carswell as their official candidate.'
politics  UKIP  by-elections  democracy  UK  amusing 
august 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
I Can Only Enjoy Video Games With Featureless Blocks as Protagonists
'If you're a burger chef or a spaceship and you want to be represented in gaming, then either make the game, or become an economic force to be reckoned with.'
sexism  Gaming  computer-games  culture  amusing  Interesting  parody  a-rather-well-put-way-of-saying-that-hard-to-define-thing 
july 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
"A Canadian bestseller"
Somewhat NSFW image (nipple-less woman+bear). Many questions raised about our friends across the pond.
amusing  WTF  and-then-A-BEAR  what-the-everliving-fuck  humanity;-we-are-a-fucked-up-species  literature  animals  Canada 
july 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Hot water with bag floating in it not a cup of tea
“Drinks retailers treat coffee drinkers like cherished, fussy children, giving them a zillion pretentious, intricate options involving frothy milk and syrups.

Tea drinkers, by contrast, get a cup of nuclear-temperature water with a deflated paper testicle floating on it."
amusing  The-Daily-Mash  tea  UK  tea-is-important-dammit  silly 
july 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Zuckerberg dies turning Facebook back on
'Internet user Tom Logan said: “That’s cool but I was momentarily inconvenienced so fuck him and Facebook, I’m 100 per cent Twitter now.”'
amusing  silly  parody  Facebook  social-media  The-Daily-Mash  technology 
june 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Sales of toilet paper plummet after delivery of free copy of The Sun
"…do you know what’s better than wiping your arse on a copy of The Sun?Wiping your arse on a copy of the The Sun that Rupert Murdoch had to pay to give to you.”
amusing  parody  NewsThump  media 
june 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
‘Bring back British hand swearing’
We should be swearing by showing our foes we can still shoot them with an arrow!
amusing  parody  swearing  culture  The-Daily-Mash  via-James-Graham 
june 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Edinburgh trams ‘worth 400 year wait’
'Original plans for the Edinburgh tram system were drawn up shortly after King James VI united Scotland and England into the Union of the Crowns in 1603'
amusing  transport  silly  history  Scotland  Edinburgh  The-Daily-Mash  parody 
june 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
“High-Elf” Attacks Car with Machete in Portland, Oregon
Konrad Bass, warrior of Middle Earth, explained that he is a “high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth.”

As Melkor, Morgoth could take any form, but after turning to the darkness, Morgoth usually took on the appearance of a “dark lord,” leading many to suspect that the red BMW, though a machine of Mordor, was not in fact Morgoth.
amusing  life-imitates-LARP  LARP  Gaming  drugs  LSD  WTF  oops 
may 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
OAP offers armed but inept man attempting to rob bank £20 to leave
'A hapless criminal wearing socks over his shoes tried robbing a bank with a breadknife – just minutes after giving the cashier his full name and address.'
amusing  crime  fail  epic-fail  WTF 
may 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
£50 notes no longer illegal tender
"Check old attaché cases, duffel bags and the emergency stash for when the shit goes down to make sure you don’t end up tens of thousands out of pocket"
amusing  parody  The-Daily-Mash  life-imitates-Shadowrun  money 
april 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
The great 1980s Dungeons & Dragons panic
They tried to cast Magic Missile against the darknes... in our hearts
amusing  history  culture  Gaming  RPG  tabletop-RPGs  D&D  moral-panic 
april 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
A Tube map of London’s ghost stations
Suddenly I want to make or meet a bunch of NPCs named after these stations. "Ms Langley, Mr Waddesdon and Mark Lane are here to see you..."
amusing  Interesting  London  tube  transport  history  TFL 
april 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Spider invasion prompts Mazda software fix
Bugs in the system. And pictures of spiders in the story ;)
Warning:BUGS!  amusing  spiders  technology  oops  cars 
april 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
Medieval Jokes
Various, often dirty, medieval jokes. Mostly worded in a way to somewhat hide the smut. It even has a 'your mum' joke in there.
amusing  jokes  history  via-#maelfroth 
april 2014 by FearMeForIAmPink
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