Carnadosa + sd:fic   8857

Mother May I
Summary: In which Newt can recognize an Obscurial by sight.

|| The young man beside the woman stands stiff and awkward, looking at people's feet rather than their faces and when ever a person comes close he dully offers them a leaflet. Newt watches his every move, wishing he had his notebook and quill to write it all down.

It's remarkable and terrifying all at once – he has all the markers. Stiffness of back and awkwardness of motion – refusal to meet eyes or look at faces. Dullness of movement – sluggishness at the feet, like he's wading through water. His hands twitch every so often, and his fingers move ever so slow. Loss of physical dexterity, clear as day.

Newt stares at his hands, holding the leaflet – there, a cut, red and sore in the young man's palm. A bit of paper is dragging against it and it must hurt worse than any paper cut could, but the young man doesn't notice.

From Newt's previous observations, they stop feeling physical pain towards the end – if they don't notice they're hurt or pay attention to it, they just don't feel it. Loss of sensation – accompanied by loss of sense of taste and smell, followed by loss of hearing…

And yet, the young man is in his twenties. Twenties and like this. He must be incredibly powerful.

Newt takes a deep breath. Remarkable and terrifying – and so soon after Sudan too.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Character:Newt_Scamander  Character:MaryLou_Barebone  Character:Modesty_Barebone  Character:Chastity_Barebone  Character:Credence_Barebone  Character:Tina_Goldstein  Character:Queenie_Goldstein  Character:Percival_Graves  Character:Geller_Grindelwald  Story_Length:Long 
december 2018 by Carnadosa
Tumbling HP Crossovers - Chapter 21 - esama - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Attempt at accidental Supervillain Harry.

|| The day began almost disgustingly normally. Harry woke up in the soft fresh sheets of the absolutely lovely muggle bed-and-breakfast he'd settled in the night previous, and down in the dinner hall slash restaurant he was served what was possibly some of the best eggs and bacon he had ever had since leaving Hogwarts. The newspaper was full of celebrities and politicians and recent events, none of which ring a bell, and there was news on the radio, full of equally nonsensical stuff. It was a pleasant white noise of nonessential information, and almost blissfully meaningless.

He'd decided that, since it was such a lovely day, he was going to do all of the boring stuff he'd been putting off in the hopes that maybe the whole alternate reality situation would resolve itself. It hadn't, and Harry had been putting it off too long. He was going to do it that day. He was going to go to a bank – a muggle bank, no goblins in sight – and open an account.

He had a good feeling about it too.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Mood:humor  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Fandom:Marvel  Character:Harry_Potter  Character:Phil_Coulson 
december 2018 by Carnadosa
back to work
Summary: The day the Minister is killed, Percy is filling out paperwork at his desk.

The day Voldemort dies, Percy has successfully retained his life and his job. Unfortunately, his ability to trust anyone ever again and his family count among the things he's lost.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Character:Percy_Weasley  Character:Harry_Potter  Character:OC(s)  Character:Shacklebolt  Story_Length:Short  Mood:Angst 
december 2018 by Carnadosa
Stitch My Skin Together (Thread the Needle with Your Love)
Summary: It never occurred to him that you could be branded with something that isn’t pain. With the negation of pain.

It blurs his vision, how much he wants that brand to stay.
 
Written for the prompt “John allows himself to get hurt on purpose so Harold will patch him up”.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:Person_of_Interest  Pairing:Finch/Reese  Kink:BDSM 
december 2018 by Carnadosa
A Shire Yuletide
Summary: Thorin, Bilbo, and several of their extended family are travelling to Ered Luin for peace talks, but winter storms require a detour and they end up in the Shire for Yuletide.

|| “Bilbo! Bless the fur on my feet!” Primula Baggins leaned back but didn’t let him go. She had a round face with pink cheeks and bright smile. She looked past him to the others. “Oh goodness, look at you all, you’re just all snow dwarves aren’t you. Come in, come in.

“Drogo, darling add more wood to the fire, we have a lot of people to warm up.”

“Prim, thank you so much, I’m dreadfully sorry to barge in on you like this. Me without an invitation. But the storm rather caught us by surprise. We’ll just be here the night and then head to the Green Dragon.”

“Bilbo Baggins, I will hear of no such thing,” Prim said, hands on her hips. “Had you been listening to your feet you’d have known about the storms. They’ve been coming this way for weeks. You’re not leaving this smial to stay at an Inn, especially around Yule. I’ll not hear a thing against it, cousin.” She laid into him with the same ease her mother used to, all the while collecting cloaks and hoods from all the dwarves that piled into the house.

“Best to just let her do her thing there, Bilbo,” Drogo said with a clap on his shoulder before taking the clothes off down the hall to dry in the laundry room.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  SD:Mulitple_Povs  Fandom:The_Hobbit  SD:Holiday  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  SD:Secret_Revealed  Pairing:Dwalin/Ori  Character:Primula_Brandybuck  Character:Frodo  Character:Kili  Character:Fili  Character:Dis  Character:Gimli  Story_Length:Medium 
december 2018 by Carnadosa
afternoon delight
Summary: Thorin reflects, enjoys a view, and spends an afternoon doing what he does best as the Husband under the Hill: loving Bilbo Baggins.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  SD:Sex  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Mood:Sweet 
december 2018 by Carnadosa
From The Ashes
Summary: Closing his eyes after a rather violent encounter with Azog and opening them again sitting on the bench in front of Bag End was very-much-not what Bilbo expected when he joined his dwarves in the Battle Of Five Armies. And, to be honest, the thought of doing everything again, without any of them knowing what they mean to him, was rather terrifying...
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin/Dwalin  SD:Tragically_Parted  SD:Nobody_Stays_Dead  Story_Length:Short  SD:Time/Universe_Travel 
november 2018 by Carnadosa
Uggûn
Summary: In which Thorin has been away for a week due to his duties and determination to be a better king and Bilbo is happy to see him come home because he's really not cut out for nightly council meetings in his stead...and because he missed him.

|| This is like 90% separation anxiety and 10% crying in relief.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Mood:Melancholy  Story_Length:Medium  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Character:OC(s)  Character:Dis  Character:Fili  Character:Kili  Character:Dwalin  Character:Balin 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
ghivashel
a stupid self-indulgent drabble i wrote a week or so ago to try and break out of my writer’s block and find thorin’s and bilbo’s voices again before i write anything heavier. there is no plot, only mutual mockery and marital banter based on linguistic differences, which is only funny to me, apparently.

*

“It snew this morning,” Bilbo said.

And Thorin said, “Pardon?”
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Mood:humor  Mood:happy  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
don't wanna break your heart, wanna give your heart a break
Summary: “He’s traumatized from being brainwashed and imprisoned and can’t submit to an alpha with combat training without either having a panic attack or straight up trying to kill them,” Sam says bluntly. “He’s detoxing off illegal suppressants before we can put him on new ones. Dr. Cho was going to cycle off hers for him, but he burned through faster than we expected.”

“So . . . he’s in heat, and there’s nobody around he doesn’t see as a threat?” Darcy summarizes, frowning.

“Long story short, yes,” Sam confirms.

“. . . and long story long?” Darcy asks skeptically, genuinely unable to help herself.

He tells them.

“Jesus Christ!”

|| Interesting A/B/O fic. Loved Darcy and Ian's characterizations.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  SD:Het  SD:Established_Relationship  SD:Yay!Poly  SD:Alpha/Beta/Omega  Story_Length:Medium  SD:Sex  Fandom:Marvel  Fandom:Avengers  Character:Darcy_Lewis  Character:James_Buchanan_Barnes(Bucky)  Character:Sam_Wilson(Falcon)  Character:Steve_Rogers(Captain_America)  Character:Ian_Boothby  Character:Helen_cho 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
Unexpecting
Summary: Bilbo emerges from the Battle of Five Armies with a bit more than a knock on the head.

Author tags:
this is a pregnancy story, Trans Male Character, bilbo is trans and he gets pregnant that's it that's the story
SD:Fic  Story_Length:Medium  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Fandom:The_Hobbit  SD:Transgender  SD:Pregnancy  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Character:Ori  Character:Fili  Character:Kili  Character:Dis 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
no more the hammers sing
Summary: These thirteen are the last and so Thorin Oakenshield and his companions are going home to die.

|| OMG just rip out my heart.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Mood:Angst  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Fili  Character:Kili  Character:Balin  Character:Gandalf 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
The Holiday Ten - Chapter 5 - sunryder
John was 87% sure that the SGC hadn’t actually hired Bilbo Baggins, Rodney had just forged the paperwork and no one wanted to ask questions. Honestly, John wouldn’t have been surprised if Rodney had sent a team of Marines to tranq the good doctor, and had them pack up everything he owned while he was unconscious and ship him off to the Pegasus galaxy without actually asking Bilbo if he actually wanted to come. Bilbo was a friendly enough sort of guy that John figured the man would’ve just huffed at the bad planning, then got right back to work, not caring at all about the change in location.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  SD:Crossover  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Fandom:SGA  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:John_Sheppard  Character:Rodeny_McKay  Character:Teyla 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
Open Your Arms To Me
Summary: Bucky isn’t out of the bed he’s been put in to recover when he’s asked what to do with the HYDRA part. It’s alive and healing... regenerating... whatever, as well as he is, physically. They haven’t let it wake up yet. No one is completely sure it will wake up—or if it will have anything like a natural human mind, if it does. He, really. He should try to think of it as a person. Him as a person.

He doesn’t want to. He doesn’t want to think of the Winter Soldier at all.

 

“I take it all back, Rogers,” Tony snarls as soon as Steve picks up. “I really do want to kill Barnes.”

“Tony?” Steve yawns, rudely yanked out of dearly-needed sleep. Tony’s words hit him. “What the hell?” He thought they’d been on the way to working things out.

It’s a mark of exactly how upset Tony is that he doesn’t comment on Steve’s language. “I have half of my parents’ murderer defrosting in Hulk’s room!”

Steve bolts upright and lunges for the set of Wakandan beads that let him check for updates on Bucky. “Wait, what?”
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Gen  SD:First_Time  Fandom:Avengers  Fandom:Marvel  SD:Cool_Idea  Character:James_Buchanan_Barnes(Bucky)  Character:Steve_Rogers(Captain_America)  Story_Length:Medium  Warning:Self_Harm 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
vagaries and vicissitudes
Summary: When Harry is nine, Aunt Petunia takes a pair of shears to his head.

|| The pics are amazing.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Story_Length:Short  Character:Harry_Potter  Character:Vernon  Character:Petunia  Character:Dudley 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
Made of Dreams and Bones
Summary: Arthur would have starved that first winter, if it weren’t for Hunith and her son.

When Arthur is disinherited, he finds himself farming in Ealdor.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Gen  SD:First_Time  Fandom:Merlin  Pairing:Merlin/Arthur  Character:Morgana  Character:Gwen  Character:Gaius  Character:Slash_Dragon  Character:Hunith  Character:Balinor  Story_Length:Short 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
A Midnight Weary
Summary: Destiny knocks, but this time, Harry Potter isn't home.

|| It's after the war, after the fighting, but it still feels like they lost. They're not saviors or heroes no matter how much the papers say they are. They're just six lost souls in a world full of fear.

Evil didn't end with Voldemort. It's alive and well in wizarding Britain. It walks the streets and breathes free air. It watches the children as they cling to their mothers. It laughs at all the sacrifices they made and mocks their heartbreak.

The worst part though is that nobody seems to notice or care but them.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  SD:Het  SD:Slash  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Story_Length:Short  Character:Neville_Longbottom  Character:Harry_Potter  Character:Ginny_Weasley  Character:Hermione_Granger  Character:Ron_Weasley  Character:Luna_Lovegood 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
Suffer Me Not the Little Children
Summary: "For some reason, Thorin attracts baby animals wherever he goes. It's a problem."

Hobbit Kink Meme Fill (http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/13429.html?thread=24617845#t24617845)
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Mood:humor 
july 2018 by Carnadosa
Unrespectable
Summary: PWP fix it fic with Dom/sub overtones. I needed a merrier (and smuttier) world.

|| It's a heavy oak door that echoes when it slams shut. The sound Bilbo makes is more muted. He's clinging to Thorin like he had been in the shadowy corners of the Great Hall, squirming as Thorin holds him now against the door with restless hips and beguiling mouth whispering "Please" and "Thorin" melodiously.

Thorin kisses him like he'd wanted to during the feast, in middle of the battle before, for fortnights on end in the Wild. And Bilbo responds so eagerly, leaning as if magnetized to him when Thorin pulls away.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  SD:Sex  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Story_Length:Short 
july 2018 by Carnadosa
Whose Hearts Are Mountains, Roots Are Trees
Summary: Trouble in fix-it fic paradise.

|| "There are many that will not see it," Thorin says. "Thrór and Frerin were lost long ago but my father, I had always thought . . . "

Without hesitation Dwalin says, "You have done far greater than they ever could have hoped. But the dead are now at peace, and you are needed here to rule the living."
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin 
july 2018 by Carnadosa
Rest and Recuperation
Summary: Whilst the rest of the Company enjoy the feasting and festivities of Lake-town, poor Bilbo is still laid up with that terrible cold from the barrel incident. Thorin takes some time out to check on him.

[Combines book and movie canons]
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Mood:Sweet 
july 2018 by Carnadosa
Ridiculous Headlines and Grieving Realizations
Summary: To be honest, Roy Mustang had anticipated a slightly less enthusiastic reaction from the general population about his relationship with said population's favorite alchemist.

|| "What?" Edward hissed, and Alphonse's eyes widened as he darted forward to tug his coffee out of angry-arm-sweeping range.

"Oh," Al said. "That."

"/What/?" Edward repeated, and this time his eyes were lifted from the newspaper.

"I was going to warn you - I just forgot 'cause Margery made those cinnamon rolls and stop making that face, Brother, no, /no don't get up-"/
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:Full_Metal_Alchemist  Character:Al_Elric  Pairing:Ed/Roy 
july 2018 by Carnadosa
Know the Difference
Summary: “You’ve heard the rumors,” Mustang says, looking at Ed over the top of his latest report, “about the angels.”

Ed scoffs and rolls his eyes, “Angels don’t exist, don’t be ridiculous.”

“Of course, of course,” he murmurs, gaze sliding back down, “There have been multiple eye witness accounts, however.”

Ed slouches into the chair and doesn’t bother to keep the contempt to from his voice when he says, “Don’t depend on anything with wings to save you. Things that were made to leave always end up doing so, in the end.”

“Yes, well,” he says, “sometimes they come back.”
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  SD:Gen  SD:Sex  SD:Creature_Fic  SD:Wing_Fic  Fandom:Full_Metal_Alchemist  Pairing:Ed/Roy  Character:Al_Elric  Character:Winry 
july 2018 by Carnadosa
There and Sass Again - A Love Story
Summary: After arriving at Beorn's halls, Bilbo is conscripted into helping Óin rebandage Thorin's wounds. And I'm not giving the rest away, except to be appalled at myself for embracing dwarrow humor so. ::facepalms::

(Previously known as Hurt/Comfort Humor Romance Dwarrow Courting Ritual Fic Which Stubbornly Remains Untitled. Most humble thanks to Darth Stitch, muse wrangler and dear enabler.)
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  SD:Sex  SD:Marriage  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Character:Dwalin  Character:Gandalf  Character:Oin  Story_Length:Medium  SD:Favorite_Ever  Mood:Sweet 
may 2018 by Carnadosa
A Marauder's Plan
Summary: What if Sirius decided to stay in England and deliver on his promise to raise Harry instead of hiding somewhere sunny? Changes abound with that one decision...

|| It can get a little (or a lot YMMV) over-powdered special Harry but it took a long time to built up (it's pretty epic and took me about a week to read). Some of the world building ideas were pretty cool.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Story_Length:Long  Character:Sirius_Black  Character:Harry_Potter  SD:Het  Character:Remus_Lupin  Character:Hermione_Granger  Character:Ron_Weasley  Character:Neville_Longbottom  Character:Albus_Dumbledore  SD:World_Building  SD:Cool_Idea 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
A Quick Clever Tongue
Summary: For your consideration: hairy, forceful, gold-mad Thorin Oakenshield having her way with Bilbo after giving him the mithril armor.

|| Mithril suited him. Oh, that was an understatement if ever one was made under sky or stone. The mithril coat shone like moonlight, illuminating his gentle features so that his golden skin gleamed and the topaz of his eyes shimmered like candlelight. Beauty radiated from her hobbit like heat from a forge.

And he was hers. Bilbo had stepped in front of blades for her, killed goblins, ridden barrels, climbed mountains, flown with eagles, signed a contract, accepted a gift, and even faced a dragon on her order. He belonged to her, as much as any other jewel in her mountain, and she would have him. Grasping his delicate chin in one hand, she took first a kiss. Then another. He tasted of sweet things and sunlight, her Shire-love. Like nothing she had ever tasted before.
SD:Fic  SD:Het  SD:Established_Relationship  SD:Sex  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Story_Length:Short  SD:Always_A_Woman  SD:Sex_Swap 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
Eye for Eye and Tooth for Tooth
Summary: Bilbo is kidnapped by dwarves looking to hurt the king. Though he manages to escape, he is badly injured and no longer feels safe in Erebor. Thorin, furious at the harm done to his burglar, seeks vengeance. Unfortunately, all he really wants is to find a way to make Bilbo comfortable at his side once again, and that is more difficult.

|| When he’d chosen to remain in Erebor and help Thorin rebuild his kingdom, Bilbo Baggins had foolishly assumed that the days of adventure and peril were in the past. Perhaps he had anticipated a degree of hardship at the start. Maybe only four or five meals a day until they made it through the first winter. One might also reasonably expect that winter inside of a mountain would be a bit chilly and warmth would be something to seek out during such a time. He may even have envisioned some physical difficulty during the work of rebuilding, as accidents happened and any cook knew that a kitchen knife could cut as easily as a sword.

What he had not expected was to be kidnapped, held in a dark, freezing room, and starved.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  SD:Gen  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Story_Length:Short  Character:Dwalin  Character:Fili  Character:Oin 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
Sweet is the Sound of Falling Rain
Summary: Shortly after midnight, Bilbo Baggins crept through the halls of Erebor like the burglar he was. If most burglars tended to wear a little more than a dressing gown, it was only because most burglars were out to steal more than a few minutes alone.

Bilbo sneaks into the baths at night, hoping for a chance to wash up privately. Fortunately, his plans go awry when he sees Thorin already bathing alone. After watching the king for a while, he overcomes his hesitation and joins his friend.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  SD:Sex  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Character:Bofur 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
kill the masquerade
Summary: It starts when a Gryffindor Muggleborn named Sally decides to order pizza.

(Let's face it: in an age where everybody and their dog carries a camera at all times, the Statute of Secrecy was always going to fall into little bits.)
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Character:OC(s)  SD:Secret_Revealed  Character:Hermione_Granger  Character:Minerva_McGonagall  Character:Shacklebolt  Story_Length:Short 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
Defensive Magic
Summary: AU after OOTP. A one-shot of my theory on what would REALLY have happened if Uncle Vernon ever took a swing at Harry!

Notes: Present Day Author's Note: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away, a Jedi apprentice wrote stories in her spare time. Actually, about eight years ago in law school, a law student unwound during exam time by writing hurt-comfort stories. This story is one of three ficlets that I posted exclusively to a small website which is now defunct, alas, and I've been asked by several readers to re-post them. So sorry it took me this long to get around to it!

Obviously, since this is from 2005, it is AU after OOTP (no Horcruxes, no Half-Blood Prince, nada - HBP wasn't out yet). This was my theory on what would REALLY happen if Uncle Vernon took a swing at his nephew. It takes place during the summer after Harry's fifth year.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Character:Harry_Potter  Character:Severus_Snape  Character:Remus_Lupin  Character:Vernon  Character:Petunia  Character:Ron_Weasley  Character:Hermione_Granger  Character:Molly_Weasley  Character:Albus_Dumbledore  Story_Length:Short 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
The Very Best
Summary: They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun.
SD:Fic  SD:Het  SD:First_Time  SD:Gen  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Pairing:Misc(M/F)  Character:Harry_Potter  Character:Luna_Lovegood  Character:Sirius_Black  Character:Ron_Weasley  Character:Hermione_Granger  Story_Length:Medium  Mood:Silly 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
Berserk
Summary: the Rage was a parenting instinct, meant to help normally weak hobbits protect their children. Of course, if one didn't have their own children, it could kick in around those close enough to be considered family. In retrospect, the only surprising thing was that it hadn't happened sooner.

Fill for prompt on hobbit-kink. "Hobbits have berserk buttons".
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Story_Length:Short 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
On Bended Knee
Summary: It’s the tone of Bilbo’s voice that does it, that sends a shiver down Thorin’s spine though the fire is warm at his back. This is a kind of bed play they’ve only ever spoken of, a fantasy Thorin once whispered in Bilbo’s ear while hanging on the cusp of sleep.

/I want to come to you as King and have you strip me down. I want you to bring me to my knees./

|| They hadn’t fought. Not really. But the bickering that followed held none of its usual humour. They spoke to one another with terse words and half-formed sentences, biting off what they truly wished to say. There was no apology given, no kiss exchanged to soften the blow of their argument. They went to bed angry, backs turned towards each other, and when Thorin woke in the morning Bilbo was already gone.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  SD:Sex  Kink:BDSM  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
Bagginshield Kiss my dude??? Bruhhh 7
7) routine kisses where the other person presents their cheek/forehead for the hello/goodbye kiss without even looking up from what they’re doing
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
may i please haz 6 bagginshield
6. lazy morning kisses before they’ve even opened their eyes, still mumbling half-incoherently, not wanting to wake up 
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Mood:Cuddle_Fic  Story_Length:Short  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
we who are forever
Summary: There is an elf who has lived in Aglarond for nigh on five hundred years before Grilka's birth. He stays always near the inner caverns and the halls of dead dwarf-lords, and the younger dwarrows know him for his songs and sad stories, his queer habit of walking the caverns in twilit sleep and speaking to the ferns that grow by the inner ponds.

Grilka likes talking to the elf, despite his grief. Somehow it feels like talking to an old friend.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  Fandom:LOTR  Pairing:Gimli/Legolas  Story_Length:Short  SD:Reincarnation 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
Proceed As Usual
Summary: After Laurence is thrust into his new role as an aviator he wonders if sudden-onset telepathy is a typical part of the captain-dragon bond. He tries to find out without asking, and Temeraire is largely unhelpful.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Temeraire  Character:William_Laurence  Character:Temeraire  Story_Length:Short  SD:Secret_Revealed 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
A Proper Celebration
Summary: The aviators are invited to a formal party following the battle of Dover. Laurence is given the unenviable task of preparing everyone.

|| :D
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Story_Length:Short  Mood:humor  Fandom:Temeraire  Character:William_Laurence 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
Yellow Emperor
Summary: There are pearls that might turn a man into a dragon, a dragon into a man. What if a man does not remember his past?

|| George is the one who has it first; where he gets it from Laurence never does learn.

“Luck is important on the sea,” he says, as though this first son of a lord should know any such thing. “If you are determined to run off, you will need luck.”

Laurence does not think much of luck – not at this point in his life – but he thinks much better of the sincere well-wishes of an oldest brother. He takes the proffered gift with thanks.

It is a pearl – shining, white, perfectly oval. Preposterously large. It cannot be real, Laurence thinks, but if he imagines George has been taken as a fool by some merchant he does not say so. “I will treasure it,” he says honestly.

And when he flees to the Navy a year later it stays tucked away in his pocket. Sometimes he imagines, on the darkest nights, that it almost feels warm.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Temeraire  Character:William_Laurence  Character:Temeraire  Story_Length:Short  SD:Secret_Revealed  SD:Cool_Idea 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
where there's a will
Summary: Harry writes the first draft of his will when he’s fourteen.

|| It’s nothing new, and that’s what sticks in his mind like a stone: this has happened before. Harry’s a fast learner. He’s known his entire life that no one would be there to catch him if he fell. Hogwarts has been un-teaching him skin-deep lessons—that food and beds and friendly, non-violent touches belong to everyone, even him—but not this. Hogwarts reminds him, in every snide laugh, in every person that eyes him with butter-soft eyes and thinks he doesn’t hear when they whisper about how he might not make it, that he’s alone in this.

It doesn’t hurt. Harry pushes it down, and keeps his eyes forward.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Character:Harry_Potter  Character:Ron_Weasley  Character:Hermione_Granger  Story_Length:Short  Character:Sirius_Black 
march 2018 by Carnadosa
Noises
Summary: Even on the road, a hobbit needs a little time to himself. Privacy is not always guaranteed, however.

|| Thorin stepped through the trees making as little noise as he could. Sunlight filtered down through the leaves. Somewhere far off, a bird called. The forest seemed peaceful, but there was no harm in being cautious. The hobbit had been gone some time, afterall, and nowhere on this journey was safety guarenteed.

From somewhere ahead came a soft sound, quickly stifled. Oho, my burglar! I have caught you now. Taking cover behind a large bush, he inched forward to investigate.

|| Kind of refreshing Thorin voice.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  SD:Sex  Mood:pwp 
march 2018 by Carnadosa
Wishing Well
Summary: Bilbo tosses a coin into a well, Thorin follows suit.

|| Like somehow perfect for being less then 1000 words.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Story_Length:Short  Character:Gloin  Character:Bofur 
march 2018 by Carnadosa
rather start a family than finish one
Summary: He knows, knows deep in his soul, that if Potter ever wanted to take over Britain, he could do it, and most of them would probably just cheer along.

|| Charlie finds Percy sitting on the lawn, robe pulled tight around his shoulders even though it’s uncomfortably hot out, and once he’s sure Percy has seen him he sits beside him, stretching his legs out in front of him.

“Why didn’t you come home earlier?”

Percy shrugs, looking properly miserable. “Wouldn’t have done any good, would it? And I wouldn’t have been able to get anything else done if they thought I hadn’t cut all ties with you lot.”
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Character:Percy_Weasley  Character:Ron_Weasley  Character:Charlie_Weasley  Story_Length:Short  SD:After_Hogwarts 
march 2018 by Carnadosa
just a little bit of burglary
Summary: Bilbo has issues with frustration.

A haughty dwarf king turns up on his doorstep to scout his company’s burglar, or something equally ridiculous.

Naturally, Thorin is an ass and Bilbo doesn’t take it well.

It ends with both of them mutually, for wont of a better term, discovering a most pleasurable way of blowing off steam. Unfortunately they then have to suffer each other's company over the next year and a highly dangerous journey to Erebor...

|| I'm super sad that this got orphaned because it's amazing but at least the author didn't delete it.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  SD:Sex  Kink:BDSM  Kink:Bondage  Story_Length:Medium  SD:Mulitple_Povs  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  SD:Favorite_Ever 
february 2018 by Carnadosa
Traveling Companions
Summary: The journey is long and hard, so why shouldn't Bilbo take what Thorin is offering?

Oh, probably because he's hopelessly in love with a handsome king who's only interested in him for sex. But there's not much else to do when you're on your way to fight a dragon.

|| “Hobbits are more...secretive about their affairs.” He meets Thorin’s eyes, begging him to understand. “The others will know what we’ve been doing if I stay.” It’s the first time either of them has acknowledged this out loud and it feels as this might burst that bubble. Thorin could throw him out for daring to speak of it rather than just acting as they have been. Maybe that wouldn’t be so bad. Bilbo could end this with some dignity.

Thorin’s brows come together over his far too regal nose. “They know already. Dwarves are not secretive about their lovers.” Bilbo’s heart trips over itself at lovers. He’s never had someone call him that before.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  Story_Length:Medium  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  SD:Sex 
february 2018 by Carnadosa
Amidst the Winds of Winter
After the battle Bilbo returns to the Shire. Letters are exchanged, life goes on, and despite pining for each other, Thorin and Bilbo settle in their respective places.

Until one year Bilbo wakes on his birthday to find snow covering the ground and a second Fell Winter dawning upon the Shire.

A missive from the Blue Mountains reveals the predicament of the Shire to Erebor. And Thorin decides that despite the distance Erebor will help. He leads an army toward the Shire, while Bilbo struggles to protect his fellow hobbits, himself, and his young cousin Frodo from encroaching wolves and orcs so they may all survive this winter.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Character:Frodo  Story_Length:Long  SD:Mulitple_Povs  Location:Shire  Character:Lobelia_Sackville-Baggins  Character:Drogo_Baggins  Character:Primula_Brandybuck  Character:Dwalin  SD:Favorite_Ever 
january 2018 by Carnadosa
Unanticipated offerings
Summary: It could not be denied, Bilbo thought, that hobbits had their quirks. Nevertheless, there were days when he had learned to take a deep breath and just accept that sometimes dwarven customs were strange.

A short story for An unexpected anniversary on Tumblr.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin 
january 2018 by Carnadosa
The paradox of now or never
Summary: “Every moment is the paradox of now or never.”
― Simon Van Booy, Love Begins in Winter: Five Stories

Thorin did not consider himself to be reckless. Too much had rested on his shoulders for too long for him to make imprudent or impetuous decisions. The quest for Erebor, for all its insurmountable odds, had been meticulously planned, though those plans had come to naught disturbingly quickly at the machinations of the wizard. Yet in this moment he felt a mad impulse to throw caution to the four winds. When else would he find such an opportunity as this? They were alone for the first time in months. Soon enough someone would come looking for him—they could be on their way now—and this moment would be lost.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin 
january 2018 by Carnadosa
Death by Flowers
Summary: Thorin manages to encounter a particularly deadly flower while the Company travels through Mirkwood: a form of sex pollen that may take days to burn out of his system if it doesn't kill him first. To survive, he's going to need to find a partner.

Fortunately, he and Mistress Baggins have grown quite close.

Unfortunately, Thorin has decided not to pursue Bilbo any further until he can court her properly once the Mountain is reclaimed.

It would help if he had informed Bilbo of any of this, especially when an Elvish flower is doing its level best to kill him.
SD:Fic  SD:Het  SD:Sex  SD:First_Time  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Kink:XMadeThemDoIt  Story_Length:Medium  SD:Always_A_Woman  SD:Sex_Swap  Character:Oin 
january 2018 by Carnadosa
Accord
Summary: Commissioned fic by StrivingArtist on tumblr! Accord: A scent is more than the sum total of its parts. So is Bilbo more than just an Alpha and a Hobbit--he is the one Thorin wants to take him through his heat.

|| Thorin hadn’t honestly expected the halfling to tag along. He was gorgeous, but in that ‘useless Alpha of another race’ sort of manner that had never impressed Thorin much.

With an annoyed huff, he dismissed the obnoxious little Alpha as soon as he was seated on his pony and called for the Company to move on.

“Good thing Dis kept on your case when you were packing,” Dwalin said with a smirk from the pony beside Thorin’s. Thorin sneered and turned his eyes back to the front to sulk--he hated taking the herbal heat-suppressant tea his sister had insisted he bring with him.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Story_Length:Medium  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  SD:Sex  SD:Alpha/Beta/Omega 
january 2018 by Carnadosa
The Printed Press
Draco Malfoy was still slightly amazed that he was standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very sweary emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job.

Draco was an in-house reporter for the Daily Prophet, a career choice that had surprised a great many people. But, he had always been fascinated by the control the media had over the public. One disparaging article in the Prophet and the subject of said article was ruined; three hundred words between hero and pariah. It certainly seemed to Draco to be the best way to mould the world he lived in.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Story_Length:Long  SD:After_Hogwarts  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Pairing:Harry/Draco  Character:OC(s) 
january 2018 by Carnadosa
Like Diamonds We Are Cut With Our Own Dust
Summary: Draco has borne the mark of the Dark Lord for over ten years. It is familiar to him, but he pays the price for it every day, and Harry has noticed.

|| It was nothing like this when the Dark Lord marked me. When he challenged me to take my father’s place and make good his mistakes. I remember pushing back my chair and rising to my feet. There were murmurs and muttering all around me which I could only vaguely hear, like my ears were full of water. I caught a low sound from my mother, but I knew if I turned my head I might lose my balance and fall, so I walked past her without acknowledgement.

My heart was hammering high, like a fist in my throat, choking me and making me light-headed. He didn’t even get up from the table, just leaned back in his chair and gestured with one brittle, grey wrist for me to give him my arm. My fingers were shaking so I couldn’t undo my cuff. He laughed his high, snide laughter and with a flick of his eyes bade Aunt Bellatrix to help me, which she did, sharp nails digging in as punishment.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Story_Length:Medium  SD:Cool_Idea  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Pairing:Harry/Draco  SD:After_Hogwarts 
january 2018 by Carnadosa
Yuletide traditions
Summary: In their first Yule in Hobbiton, Thorin is faced with an unexpected tradition. Fire, explosions and the wisdom of Hobbits.

|| It was market day in Hobbiton.

Despite the fresh wind, the sun was out and the market was busy. Hobbits bustled to and fro, baskets at the ready, congregating in groups before breaking up and forming other groups. Thorin thought he could almost see the transmission of gossip in the movement of the crowd. Not long ago, that gossip would have been exclusively about him – and truth be told, some of it probably still was – but after five months he was more or less a familiar sight in the town. Not yet part of it, but no longer a novelty.

“Morning, Master Thorin,” said Wilifast Goodchild, as Thorin approached the stall. “Lovely day for it!”
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Character:OC(s)  SD:Holiday 
january 2018 by Carnadosa
A Most Unexpected Object
Summary: In all his years at the Ministry, Draco has never seen anything like it. Typical that it should turn up in Potter's bin.

Career Choices: Harry: representative to the International Confederation of Wizards; Draco: Deputy head, Magical Maintenance

|| On Level 8 of the Ministry of Magic, hidden behind the glittering magnificence of the Atrium, was a set of offices that few Ministry employees would ever see. Its occupants were perfectly happy with this state of affairs. Anonymity was their preference. It gave them so much more license to innovate.

On this particular day, the large meeting area was unusually quiet. Around it, people poured over scraps of parchment, their lips moving silently as they practised spells already memorised. Others stood with eyes closed, gathering energy for their momentous undertaking. Nothing of the sort had ever been tried in the Ministry’s 400-year history. If it worked, it could change these people’s lives forever.

Draco stood and stared at the blank wall in front of him. Beside him, Dianthe, his assistant, co-conspirator and all round fixer extraordinaire, was actually vibrating with excitement. Draco wished he could share it. Months of hard work had gone into this moment and all he could muster was a desperate hope not to screw it all up.

Dianthe nudged him in a gesture she clearly thought was subtle. It was time. Draco crossed his fingers, hidden in the depths of his pockets, then hoisted an appropriate expression on his face and turned to face his staff. It was probably the right time for an inspirational speech, Draco thought.

“All right,” he said. “Let’s get this show on the road.”
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Story_Length:Medium  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Pairing:Harry/Draco  SD:After_Hogwarts 
january 2018 by Carnadosa
Animal Husbandry
Summary: Weeks after finding a dragon egg in the Amitie’s hold William Laurence reluctantly turns away and lets the Corps take Temeraire - but he doesn’t return to the Navy.

He’s not an aviator, but somehow Laurence still ends up going down in history as the instigator behind the Great Dragon Rebellion of ‘06.
Fandom:Temeraire  Character:Temeraire  Character:William_Laurence  Story_Length:Medium  SD:Fic  SD:Gen 
january 2018 by Carnadosa
the real banishment is the family we made along the way
Summary: Hela did not ask for company in her sealed-up world, but evidently Odin is economical in containment strategies for his misbegotten children.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Marvel  Fandom:Thor  Character:Hela  Character:Loki  Character:Thor  Character:Odin  SD:Secret_Revealed  Story_Length:Short 
january 2018 by Carnadosa
your heartbeat was the first sound I heard
Summary: "Bilbo had never thought of himself and Thorin as particularly noisy people. In fact, his husband frequently chided him for sneaking about their chambers. Thorin himself was prone to long periods of silence, especially during the evenings after busy days, when it would be up to Bilbo to coax him into conversation. He and Thorin were not ones who clanged and clanked about through life, but over the past three weeks, Bilbo had discovered just how quiet life really was when they were separated."

|| the most perfectly balanced angst then relief?
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Mood:Angst  SD:Hurt/Comfort 
december 2017 by Carnadosa
The King's Bath - plotweaver - The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Summary: Bilbo is very content with his home in Erebor, but when he mentions a certain something that he misses about the Shire, Thorin can't help but show him what Erebor has to offer.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Story_Length:Short 
november 2017 by Carnadosa
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Doggy Door
Summary: Hela came across the beast in one of the gardens, curled into a ball with its nose tucked under its tail. "Hello," she said, sensing usefulness. "What's this?"

"That's, uh, Fenris," Skurge told her, eyeing the beast warily and trying to remember if the correct form of address was 'Prince' Fenris or not. "He's Prince Loki's son."

Or, the one where Fenris is closer to his mythological origins but, if everyone's honest, takes after Uncle Thor more than anyone, and Mummy's Dead is the worst game he and Loki have ever played.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Marvel  Fandom:Avengers  Fandom:Thor  Character:Thor  Character:Loki  Character:Fenris  Story_Length:Short  Mood:humor 
november 2017 by Carnadosa
A Moment by the Moon
Summary: Bilbo Baggins and the King Under the Mountain sass each other in Laketown, Bilbo learns how to braid hair and Thorin stares at Bilbo's mouth. (Strictly for research purposes.)
SD:Fic  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Story_Length:Short 
november 2017 by Carnadosa
Arkenrocks
Summary: The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:

A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.

This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.

 

(What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Mood:humor  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Gandalf  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Smaug 
november 2017 by Carnadosa
in our bed after the war
Summary: “You’re going to join me in bed soon, right?" he asks. "Because today has been exhausting. Your stores are loud and way too bright. Oppressively bright. And the lighting in here is fine, so I know that’s not standard to the time period. They’re choosing to make it that bright.”

(In which an apparently-not-dead Steve reappears in the 21st century, giving him and Diana another chance to make a life together. They take it.)
SD:Fic  SD:Het  SD:Established_Relationship  Fandom:DCU  Fandom:Wonder_Woman  Story_Length:Short  Pairing:Diana/Steve  SD:Nobody_Stays_Dead 
november 2017 by Carnadosa
biarritz
Summary: In which Bilbo takes a holiday and meets a royal family.

|| The worst thing about inheriting property in Biarritz, right off la Côte des Basques, is the fact that it comes with little privacy. The famed beach of royals and celebrities attracts tourists in droves. Casinos, museums, more cafes than you can shake a stick at, and the surf attracts people like moths to luxurious flames. It is a flurry of activity in the summer months and down season only slightly less so.

The best thing about inheriting property in Biarritz, right off la Côte des Basques, is the fact that it is something that occurs at all. Who would not love and cherish a small home right off of the beach, sandy flagstones leading to a sweeping veranda lined with marram grass?
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Story_Length:Medium  Character:Fili  Character:Kili  SD:Modern_AU 
november 2017 by Carnadosa
To Entrench and Engulf
Summary: After the battle, Bilbo returned to Bag End to attempt to live as he once did. However, there is something in the mountain calling to him, and the shame of leaving his companions without a word of goodbye eats at him. With fear and apprehension, Bilbo returns to Erebor to ease the ache in his heart.

|| so I could really do without Thorin calling Bilbo "little one" in fics because it's so FUCKING AWKWARD (like, seriously please say it out loud, it's just weird). And choking kink is maybe a liiiiiiiitle problematic for this fandom because reasons but otherwise I'm always here for dirty talk and apparently also daddy kink? because why not. Size kink, represent.

listen, this is straight up porn. I mean you get tearful hugging and stuff first. but it's porn.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  SD:Sex  SD:Tragically_Parted  Story_Length:Short  SD:Hot  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Mood:pwp  Character:Kili  Character:Fili  Kink:Dirty_Talk 
november 2017 by Carnadosa
Ordinary Life
Summary: "So, uh," Wharton said, with a little nervous cough. "You're not so much his mathematician as you are his—/mathematician/."
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  SD:Sex  Story_Length:Medium  Fandom:SGA  Pairing:McKay/Sheppard  Location:Earth 
november 2017 by Carnadosa
War Bride
Summary: "Rodney's my desert island guy," he says finally, because it's the simplest, truest thing he can say: if there's one person he gets to keep with him, he chooses McKay. It's as simple as that.

|| He's just unplugging the iron when Rodney comes out of the bedroom, and okay, Rodney looks fine; Rodney looks good. It's a good suit, and it suits him: tie's a little wide, more MIT than Harvard, but that's fine: that's who Rodney is.

John holds up the iron. "Want me to run your shirt through?"

Rodney narrows his eyes. "Not unless this is the beginning of some extremely kinky roleplay," he says, and John grits out, "All right, shut up, I'm a little stressed out."
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Story_Length:Medium  Pairing:McKay/Sheppard  Fandom:SGA  SD:Meeting_the_Family  Character:Dave_Sheppard 
november 2017 by Carnadosa
Untitled — The Next Time You Say ‘Forever’
The next time you say ‘forever’ 
i will punch you in your face

|| Stiles is mad at him. It’s not that unusual, Derek guesses. They’ve always had a relationship that was built on a certain amount of arguing and bickering, but this time it’s a silent anger. Usually Stiles has no problem letting Derek explicitly know all the ways he’s let Stiles down, but now he’s not talking. He’d spent hours loudly complaining to the FBI agents on the task force and the EMT’s who’d shown up about his shot off toe, and how a change in walking gait now could mess up his hips or his back later, but once Derek and Stiles were alone in Derek’s car together, heading back to Beacon Hills, it was dead silence.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:Teen_Wolf  Pairing:Derek/Stiles 
november 2017 by Carnadosa
Not Even In Its Smallest Measurement
Summary: Almost a year after the Battle, Bilbo has settled back into Bag End, readying himself for a nightcap when he suddenly finds himself looking down at a strange dwarf-babe in his arms.

|| There was a dwarfling running through his smial.

He had a dwarfling running through his smial.

A very naked dwarfling.

A very naked, wet dwarfling.

He was going to skin Gandalf.

And then ship him off to Lobelia.

And then ignore any subsequent shrieking.

Really.

That was just -

Because honestly -

And he had even selected the fluffiest towel in his possession!
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  SD:Deaged  Story_Length:Short  Character:Gandalf  Character:Fili  Character:Kili 
october 2017 by Carnadosa
Hope and Possibility
Summary: It was a rainy summer afternoon when Thorin Oakenshield once again found himself standing in front of a round, green door.

|| It would be entirely the rain’s fault if Bilbo took one look at him and turned him away.

Each step Thorin took along the dirt roads of the Shire muddied his boots that much more. The rain had long since soaked his fur surcoat to the point it had started to give off a vaguely unpleasant musk. And the less said about his formerly meticulously groomed hair, the better. Apparently, late summer weather in the Shire included torrential downpours. That would have been nice to know. For a moment, Thorin wished he still had the pony he had travelled from Erebor with to at least keep some of him out of the mud but it had come up lame just outside of Bree. He’d taken it to a nearby homesteader who had agreed to let the animal graze peacefully in exchange for a handful of gold coins. The loss of his mount, besides meaning the last stretch of his journey was taking longer than expected, completely ruined his fallback plan for explaining his presence in the Shire to Bilbo. No pony meant his story of being part of a caravan from Erebor to Ered Luin and back and deciding to take a detour to visit the Company’s burglar while they were near the Shire was entirely implausible.

Which meant Thorin had nothing to tell Bilbo but the truth.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Story_Length:Short 
october 2017 by Carnadosa
In the Morning and Amazing
Summary: Slow, lazy morning sex at Beorn's home.

|| Bilbo yawns again and rolls onto his side instead of his stomach, resting his head on Thorin's shoulder.

"Master Baggins." Thorin's voice is rough, laced with sleep and he only half opens one eye to look at Bilbo.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you," Bilbo apologises, going still even as Thorin rolls over onto his side (that makes Bilbo flinch, even though he knows very well how much Thorin's healed and how hardy dwarves are compared with hobbits) to face him.

"I'm used to rising early, surprised I haven't heard my nephews clattering around already."

Bilbo laughs quietly, shaking his head. "No, I think it's safe to say it's going to be a nice, quiet morning by all accounts."

"You mean until breakfast."
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  SD:Sex  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin 
october 2017 by Carnadosa
Knead
Summary: One fourteenth of a share was simply not worth this kind of aggravation.

|| "I really don't think you two should be playing around with Mister Gandalf's staff, what if-"

And naturally, that was the exactly moment a bright bolt of light shot from the tip of the staff – arrowing clear across camp – right towards where he and Thorin were sitting.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  SD:Slash  Fandom:Teen_Wolf  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  SD:Cat!People  SD:Animal_Transformation  Story_Length:Medium  Character:Kili  Character:Fili  Character:Gandalf  Character:Dwalin  Character:Ori  SD:Courting_Rituals 
october 2017 by Carnadosa
Matchmaking wars
Summary: The pack tries to get Stiles and Derek together. Only... they are already together.

|| Stiles made a pleased noise as Derek pressed him down on the couch, claiming his mouth in an intense kiss. The werewolf gently lowered his body on top of the boy's, keeping himself propped up on his elbow placed next to his head. Stiles' hands started to wander across his back and shoulders, eventually finding their way under his shirt as their make out session got progressively longer.

That's how the Sheriff found them a few minutes later.

“Jesus, again?!” the Sheriff groaned. It wasn't the first time he walked in on them making out (and he made sure it will be just making out until Stiles turned eighteen), but he hoped to never see them doing it on his couch again.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  SD:Matchmaker  Fandom:Teen_Wolf  Pairing:Derek/Stiles  Character:Lydia_Martin  Character:Jackson_Whittemore  Character:Scott_McCall  Character:Allison_Argent  Character:Erica_Reyes  Character:Isaac_Lahey  Character:Boyd  Character:Sheriff_Stilinski  Character:Peter_Hale  Mood:humor  Story_Length:Short 
october 2017 by Carnadosa
The Orgasm Fairy — If you need to write some thing cute when you're...
“Oh my god,” Stiles croaks the moment he wakes up because there’s a face sort of hovering over him, sometimes slipping a little out of his field of vision but luckily coming right back. Luckily, because, quite frankly? It’s the most ridiculously beautiful face Stiles has ever seen.

“Stiles? Hey,” the face says, cracking a small smile, and oh god, the universe isn’t fair, because the gorgeous face comes fully equipped with adorable bunny teeth.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  SD:Amnesia  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:Teen_Wolf  Pairing:Derek/Stiles  Mood:happy 
october 2017 by Carnadosa
The Service
Summary: Thorin receives a recommendation for a service that promises to relieve her stress. With every soft, sweet-smelling touch, she learns just what she's been missing in her life.

|| “Who would ever want to go out with a woman like you?”

A grave, mocking voice fills her brain. It shouldn’t get to her, but it does. It is.

Thorin sits on her leather chair, staring at the computer screen. She doesn’t know how long it’s been since her hands stopped moving on the keyboard, but she can feel a small pull of pain in her wrists, in her back, and on her bottom, from sitting there for too long.

She looks up, finally snapping out from her daze, and remembers she needs to unload the washing machine before deciding what to do for dinner. Standing up, she feels her knees pop, and picks up her smartphone before walking to the kitchen area.
SD:Fic  SD:Sex  SD:First_Time  SD:Fem_Slash  SD:Sex_Work  SD:Always_A_Woman  Story_Length:Long  SD:Tragically_Parted  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  SD:Modern_AU  Character:Dis  Character:Frerin  Character:Kili  Character:Fili  Character:Balin  Kink:Toys  Kink:Masterbation 
october 2017 by Carnadosa
A Short and Somber Path (and Thorin still got lost)
Summary: Thorin's greatest victory is over Death itself and he doesn't even realize it.

Or, the one where Thorin's crappy sense of direction saves the day.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Fili  Character:Kili  Story_Length:Short  SD:Nobody_Stays_Dead  Character:Bilbo_Baggins 
october 2017 by Carnadosa
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