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OT5, wooing girl!Liam with...unusual methods
I'll say right now that this is probably the least serious prompt ever.

Louis, Niall, Harry, and Zayn sing and dance along to the song "Gangnam Style" by PSY in order to woo girl!Liam. (If you haven't seen this, then WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?!?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 [It's K-Pop, btw. Think Korean LMFAO. It's hilarious.])

I'll admit, I just really, really fucking want to see the boys do the dance in this video. I swear, it'd be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Bonus if a "you're all twats but this is hilarious" thinking Liam joins them by the end of the song.
OT5  Liam  Genderswap  Dancing  Humor  Filled  Completed 
november 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Harry/Louis - Harry wakes up as a fangirl
Harry goes to sleep after talking to Niall about larry shippers. When he wakes up and squeals when he sees Louis in bed with him, he doesn't know why. The whole day he devises a plan to get Louis to sleep with him; confessing his love, throwing himself at Louis, etc. Louis agrees and smut ensues. I just want Harry in the headspace of a Larry shipper; fan fic, smut, self conflict on who tops, more smut, praising captain Niall, etc. And why not throw in the enstablishment of a relationship at the end.
Harry/Louis  Humor  Unfilled 
november 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Possesive!Harry/Louis with side Tom/Lou; My Lou
I just want something where Harry is hanging out with Tom before, during, and after the Burberry fashion show. They get confused with Harry always calling Louis "Lou" and Tom's Lou being named Lou. Lots of "Your Lou or My Lou?" action. Harry goes home feeling very possessive. You feel me?
(No candy-ass bullshit. NC-17 or go home)
Harry/Louis  Possessive  Humor  Unfilled 
november 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
established OT5; TV Tropes
For anyone that doesn't know what TV Tropes is, it's a website that takes all the stereotypes in media and shows what show, movie, etc. has those tropes. It makes for some hilarious reading. These are the tropes assigned to each boy on the One Direction page.

Louis - The Hero Pretty self-explanatory. Very well rounded skill set, can get all of the others to rally with him. Think Luke Skywalker.
Harry - The Lancer Basically, the second-in-command/Hero's sidekick.
Liam - The Heart / Team Mom The one who keeps people grounded, or a very moral-driven person who doesn't really fight. / The one who takes care of the team and keeps them from killing each other.
Zayn - The Smart One Again, pretty obvious. Does planning, preparation, computer stuff and usually less action-oriented. Also the more quiet guy.
Niall - The Chick Gets everyone to think positive, be happy! Encourages teamwork, loyalty, etc. :D (No, this does not mean genderbending, please.)

Prompt- Use these basic tropes :) A preferred idea (but if you think of something else, feel free) is: It's said that The Heart is the character whose death or loss would have the greatest chance of really bringing the team down. So, Liam is captured and they all have to pull themselves together (rallying cry! encouraging words and kisses!) and go save their boyfriend. (That'd really be perfect, because Liam's also called The Woobie- "that character you want to give a big hug, wrap in a blanket and feed soup to when he or she suffers so very beautifully"- which really is perfect for him. Mwahahaha.) I really just want Team!1D to go save their boi. :D
OT5  Humor  Unfilled 
november 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
harry/louis crack!fic
basically a lot of the times i look at pictures of larry i imagine birds nesting in their hair

do with that what you will
Harry/Louis  Humor  HairKink  Unfilled 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Louis/Harry - Everyone watching?
Okay, so Louis and Harry start messing around. They don't talk about it, they're just fucking and whatnot, but in not talking about it, they're keeping it a secret. They think they're doing a good job at keeping it a secret. Meanwhile, everyone knows and is using them for a giant game of bets. They bet on who has the next hickey, who has the biggest one, how long they're going to take in the bathroom... um, something with the bunks - like who's name they'll hear or something. I don't know, I just want a fun one, maybe Liam tries to be sensible and stop the betting, but then they're late to another interview because of them and he gives in, placing the highest bet.
Harry/Louis  Betting  Humor  Unfilled 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Scott Disick / One Direction
Really anything with that crossover would be amazing (Scott is Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend) but I was thinking maybe like Scott being openly bi and one of the boys having to be closeted but they know Scott won't say anything so they have a one night stand with him. lsdfjlaskfjd does anyone even know who scott disick is?
Humor  Crossover  Unfilled 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Harry/Louis, Liam/Zayn, Niall/Josh
The boys are all in secret relationships. Hijinks ensue as they find each other out.
Harry/Louis  Liam/Zayn  Niall/Other  Outed  Humor  Filled  Completed  Long 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Louis, masturbation
Late at night, in a dark and lonely hotel room, Louis stumbles across on 1d porn parody whilst innocently trying to find something to jerk off to.
Louis  Masturbation  Humor  Unfilled 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Harry/Louis cracktastic screwball comedy AU
Louis has finally attained his dream job: working as his idol's personal assistant. But when popstar Harry Styles publicly insults Susan Boyle for her lack of stage presence and awkwardness in interviews, Louis takes it very personally and lashes out. He writes an angry blog entry pointing out all of Harry's flaws and bashes him on his twitter and in some gossip magazine interviews. Harry's management team forces him to apologize, but Louis is far from appeased, even if Susan takes the apology with grace. Sparks fly when the two finally meet face to face at an industry event and suddenly Louis can't go three days without seeing Styles somewhere. For his part, Harry doesn't understand why he can't get his mind off of Boyle's crazy assistant. But something undeniably strong is pulling the two young men together.
Harry/Louis  Humor  AU  FamousHarry  Unfilled 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Harry/Louis Bridezilla!Louis
Okay I am completely sorry if this has been prompted before... So yeah I just want cracky goodness Louis wanting everything to be absolutely perfect for the wedding and yeah I just want Harry to be really nonchalant and uncaring, sometimes joking with Louis that they could just go to Las Vegas and get married at an Elvis Chapel just so he can see Louis' death glare and Louis just generally being so sassy and bitchy and yeah Bonus if you add in somewhere Liam, Niall and Zayn all fighting for the best man of the boys
Harry/Louis  Marriage  Humor  Unfilled 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Liam/Zayn, accidental flirting
Inspired by Damn You Autocorrect (http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/). To say that Zayn is surprised when he receives a dirty text from Liam is an understatement.
Liam/Zayn  Sexting  Harry/Louis  Filled  Completed  Humor  Long 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
OT5, blindfolding, sex tag? (lol idek)
With a new tour starting and management putting them on lockdown (because it's America* and they can't have the parents thinking they'll corrupt their kids, now can they?), the boys come up with a new game to help their sexual frustration.

Every week, someone becomes 'IT' and gets to fool around with one of the other boys for a couple of nights. The catch is whoever is IT is blindfolded and doesn't know who the other person is. The first night is first base (kissing, handjobs), the second is a little more intense (grinding, a blowjob) and on the third night, they go all the way and the identity is finally revealed to the boy that's IT and the game continues.

And I know that their voices could be a dead giveaway, so part of the game is to stay as quiet as possible so you don't give yourself away.

Also, I'd love it if there was all sorts of flirting and shenanigans during the day with whoever's IT trying to figure out who the other person is and the boys being flirty and trying to throw the person off.

*just in case anyone takes offense, I'm American myself and was only referring other fact that the American media tres to push the whole 'sweet, virginal boy band' image onto them when they first came here.
OT5  Blindfold  Kissing  Handjob  Grinding  Blowjob  Humor  Unfilled  ClaimedPrompt 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Harry/Louis and Niall/Liam
I just really need Harry and Louis picking up on feelings between Niall and Liam, and deciding to get them together. Of course this includes ridiculous plots and schemes and it takes them a few tries before anything progresses. But, as they do so, they unknowingly start falling for each other, each romantic idea impressing the other, and eventually, after Liam and Niall become an item, they do as well once they finally admit what they're feeling. (Maybe something like "You...everything you said about them being soul mates...I just kept seeing me and you. I kept seeing us, together, and happy, and maybe that's crazy, but I want it. I *need* it.") Sarcastic, helping Zayn would be awesome. xx
Harry/Louis  MatchMaking  Liam/Niall  Humor  Unfilled 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Harry/Louis, Nick Jonas+Louis
Louis sees on twitter that one of the Jonas Brothers has recently done an impromptu performance of "What Makes You Beautiful" and decides that he needs to see it immediately. So he googles it, and is struck in awe at the sight of Nick Jonas's biceps (Louis isn't prone to hyperbole yes, he is, but he's pretty sure just one of those monsters is the same size as his thighs). After this observation is made, Louis comes to the only conclusion one could possibly come to: He and Nick Jonas need to become across-the-pond-BESTIES! He proceeds to tweet a very friendly "Hello, friend!" to Nick Jonas, and waits.

He doesn't wait long.
They are soon best friends.
Seriously. It's a little fast, but a lot amazing.

The fans decide to just call them Tomas. Louis thinks it's elegant, like Adele; Harry thinks it's ridiculous (Louis tells him he's just jealous; Harry doesn't reply because duh he's jealous and the only person who doesn't seem to realize this is Louis, who is off flirting with his new bestie on twitter. And skype. And through texting. And phone calls. Seriously, oh my god, why doesn't he just marry the guy HE BETTER NOT MARRY THE GUY OR HARRY WILL KILL THE WORLD. His new bestie who is even buffer than Liam, has charming curls AND dimples like Harry, can offer smouldery eyes with the best of them Zayne, and is just as sweet and eager to take requests on his guitar Niall. And he's good enough for Broadway. Maybe Harry isn't the only one who is jealous, actually, but he's definitely the most jealous.)

Things definitely come to a head when 1D are in New York for an event and Louis insists on hanging out with Nick. Nick, who takes one look at the way Harry is glaring at him and the way Louis is draped all over him (Nick), and decides to give Harry the Older Brother Talk (Louis's never had an older brother before! Nick is the best! But Louis doesn't understand why Nick and Harry are looking at each other like that. Silly boys.).

And then Harry's control snaps. He throws Louis over his shoulder, and returns to their hot
Harry/Louis  Jealousy  Possessive  Humor  Unfilled 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
girl!niall and girl!harry
One day, after getting completeeeely smashed at a party, all the guys crash at louis and harry's place except for niall and harry who are at niall's place.
When niall and harry wake up VERY CONFUSED and with girl bits, they go out to buy nailpolish and girly lingerie and a bit of makeup from the drugstore, "JUST TO EXPIREMENT" they say.
When the boys see that they've been missing the whole afternoon and are replying to their texts with "fuck off" "we'll talk later" and won't open the door, they go in through the bathroom window (OR SOMETHING) while making lots of noises and funny stuff happen (zayn breaks the mirror with his foot / liam gets his shoe stuck in the toilet etc etc / louis rips his extremely tight pants idk)
And the music is on in niall's bedroom, SO, they barge in and the girls are scantily clad and horny!zayn/liam/louis and stuff happens which eventually leads to humor sex and more sex

that will be all thanks.
Harry/Niall  Genderswap  Filled  Incomplete  Humor 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Zayn/Zayn's reflection
Let's pretend Zayn really is as vain as people joke he is. He find himself so attractive, that he can actually get off by jerking off in front of the mirror. My first born if you include dirty talk and his cum streaking the mirror.
Zayn  Masturbation  Mirrors  Humor  DirtyTalk  Filled  Completed  Short 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
liam/zayn, angsty scratching.
Liam/Zayn  Humor  Filled  Completed  Short 
october 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
harry; mindswap??
harry styles wakes up one fine morning with the brain of a squealing, hormonal fangirl. i'd love the initial shock, the ohmygod i slept in the same room as louis tomlinson, he's so sassy and gay i should kiss him he's obviously gay, eleanor must be a beard, of course, she has to be, louis is clearly in love with me everyone sees it and ugh zayyyyyn stop looking at liam you're so in love with him it hurts to watch, why won't he break up with danielle so you can get over your angst, liam you're too straight for this bands what would the fans think and harry throwing himself at louis and trying to push liam and zayn together and laughing every time niall eats. i just want harry doing all the overrated, stupid, ridiculous things that fangirls freak out about. hiding spoons, buying carrots, giving zayn a mirror, all of it. basically one huge sly-dig at 1D fangirls.
Harry  Humor  Supernatural  Magic  Filled  Completed  Long 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
liam/zayn, liam/louis, mean girls!au
liam as aaron samuels, louis as regina george, zayn as cady heron "you look sexy with your hair pushed back. zayn, tell him he looks sexy with his hair pushed back." "you look sexy with your hair pushed back."
Liam/Zayn  Liam/Louis  MovieBasedAU  HighSchoolAU  Underage  AU  Filled  Completed  Long  Humor 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Harry/Louis, It Wasn't Me by Shaggy
....you all know the song, right? Please make this as hilarious as possible. Harry and Louis getting caught obviously hooking up in various locations and denying it every time. Until maybe the one time they REALLY can't deny it.
Harry/Louis  Denial  Humor  Unfilled  SongFic 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Liam/girl!Harry/Zayn/Niall/girl!Louis OT5
girl!Harry gets pregnant and they don't know/don't care who the father is. There's a whole bunch of freaking out and press insanity and paparazzi and rumors, but they love eachother more than life and they know it'll work itself out. extra points for: - girl!Louis feels a little left out at times but girl!Harry reassures her of her place (in a sexy way) - Literal Daddy Direction. Liam is cool, calm and confident, ready to take on this role. - They all try to prepare by babysitting Lux and certain points in time.
OT5  Genderswap  PregnancyKink  Unfilled  Humor 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Harry/Louis groundhog day
Harry and Louis get stuck in a groundhog day type situation together. I want shenanigans! Suggestions: Them doing ridiculous stunts they'd never dare to if the day wasn't going to reset, playing tricks on the boys, teling management to fuck off etc.
Harry/Louis  Humor  Firsttime  Angst  MultipleFills  Filled 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
ot5, food shopping experience
I just want the boys on their own inside of some sort of supermarket ( ie. shaws even a walmart hell ) what I mean to say is I just want some cuteness. fluff or hijinks, please.
OT5  Humor  Fluff  Unfilled 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Niall/Harry AU
Niall is an aspiring evil genius (who isn't very evil at all). Harry is his pretty assistant. Liam is the oblivious visiting friend. Louis and Zayn are the meddlesome superheroes.
Harry/Niall  AU  Humor  SuperheroesAU  Filled  Completed  Long 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
The boys discover the kink meme. Chaos and arousal ensue.
Harry/Louis  Humor  FanFiction  Unfilled 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
One Direction Kink Meme - Kink Meme - Round 2
Liam has a strange condition where he gets nosebleeds all the time. When the guys ask him why, he seems embarrassed and says he just doesn't know. Trying to be helpful, and just because he's really fucking bored, Harry starts taking notes and charting the circumstances of Liam's nosebleeds. He notices a strange and amusing pattern with the nosebleeds and Liam's visits with Danielle, but before Harry can say something cheeky, he realizes Liam also gets nosebleeds pretty often when he's hanging out with Zayn. Bonus points if at some point early on, before the boys know Liam has a condition, Liam and Zayn are roughhousing and Zayn is all worried because he thinks he accidentally punched Liam somehow and made him bleed.
Liam/Zayn  Unfilled  Humor 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Niall/OT5 AU
niall is Hugh Hefner and Louis, Harry, Liam and zayn are his bunnies
OT5  Niall  AU  Humor  Unfilled 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
One Direction Kink Meme - Kink Meme - Round 2
Louis and Harry are making out on Harry's bed when his mum knocks on the door. It's late and there's school tomorrow and Louis's not technically supposed to be there (Anne and Jay are best friends and Anne would undoubtedly tell Jay) so he hides in the closet. Anne proceeds to give a very non-virginal Harry "the talk" because she suspects things might be getting serious between him and Louis - who's attempting not to collapse with laughter from his place in the closet.
Harry/Louis  Humor  Underage  Filled 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
One Direction Kink Meme - Kink Meme - Round 2
The boys shoot for Playgirl. Mostly I just want funny gen crack, but Harry/Louis and Liam/Niall/Zayn maybe spent some accidental time staring at each other's bits and pieces.
Harry/Louis  Liam/Niall/Zayn  Humor  Unfilled 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
deaged!Niall fic
I'm kind of a sucker for de-aging fics? and just the thought of a baby!Niall makes me want to melt. Anyways, one of the boys finds this cute brunette lepreachun in Niall's bed, with Niall's eyes, Niall's red cheeks and wearing Niall's pijamas, which are obviously too big for him but incredibly adorable, and he looks so confused and overwhelmed because he doesn't recognize anyone and wants his mommy. Of course the boys start freaking out because Niall is nowhere to be found and they should be doing interviews instead of trying to get this kid to his mom. Liam, who's the one who's been taking most care of the little boy realises it's /actually/ Niall and tries to figure out how this happened. In time, they just have to wait for Niall to come back to normal. Can I also have inept!Zayn, overexcited!Louis (because it's a baby!!!!!), like I said worried!Liam and Harry just wants to play with Niall. Also, I would like little!Niall to trust Liam the most because normal-aged!Niall is actually in love with him! Just basically suddenly a 3-year-old!Niall and the boys trying TO DO SOMETHING but they don't understand what happened and little!Niall is one of the best things ever? lol i'm ridiculous. sorry for the bad grammar, english is not my first language!
Niall  DeAged  Filled  Incomplete  Humor 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
One Direction Kink Meme - Kink Meme - Round 2
Niall/Barack Obama. SOMEONE HAD TO ASK. (Could also be Niall jacking off and crying during the State of the Union address. Actually, make it that. Because it's funny.)
Niall/Other  Humor  ClaimedPrompt  Unfilled 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
One Direction Kink Meme - Kink Meme - Round 2
Mostlystraight!Liam has to keep superslutty!Zayn distracted or else his womanizing ways are going to start ruining their reputation in America, where people are more vocal and uptight about teenage boys being brazenly horny. When Liam realizes the fastest way to control Zayn's brain is through his dick, he finds the task of "keepin Zayn occupied" more enjoyable than it probably should be. Taking some inspiration from these (http://nicholaslevan.tumblr.com/post/20146843642/) two gifs where it looks like Zayn is flirting with (and eyefucking the shit out of) someone who's off-camera while Liam desperately tries to get him to snap out of it before management notices and they get in trouble...and does this by massaging his arm until he focuses on nothing but Liam's touch.
Liam/Zayn  Humor  Filled  Incomplete 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Liam/Harry/Louis: AU
A prank war between the boys escalates into Louis drunkenly getting a mail-order bride for Harry. Harry on the other hand was getting ready to call truce, confess to Louis, and paint out his happily-ever-afters. Now he's married and as per usual, it's all Louis's fault. Said mail-order bride wasn't supposed to be male either.
Harry/Liam/Louis  AU  Unfilled  Humor  Marriage 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
Ziam, Zayn writes fic
Zayn writes Ziam fic. It starts out with a few fills on the kinkmeme, and before long he is a pretty high profile author in the fandom, though nobody knows it is him. It's up to the author whether or not Liam finds out.
Liam/Zayn  FanFiction  Filled  Harry/Louis  Humor  Completed  Long 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
One Direction Kink Meme - The Kink Meme

mick jagger is actually harry's father, and louis has to ask his permission to propose to harry.
Humor  Harry  Marriage  Unfilled 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
One Direction Kink Meme - The Kink Meme
Niall rescues a leprechaun, who grants him one wish as a reward. Niall wishes to be irresistably sexually attractive. When he gets back to the others, he realises he possibly should have specified "irresistably sexually attractive to girls" because suddenly *everybody* wants a piece of him. And they won't take no for an answer.
Niall/Everyone  Harry/Louis  Liam/Niall  SexPollen  Filled  Completed  Long  Humor 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
One Direction Kink Meme - The Kink Meme
Harry is fairly sure he loves Louis (who also loves him). But he's worried that he might be missing out on exciting stuff by settling for one person while he's still this young, so decides to sleep with the other three one by one to see if it's any different.

Bonus points if he relates the pro's and con's of each experience back to Louis in between.
Harry/Louis  Harry/Everyone  Filled  Completed  Long  Humor 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
ot5 gen; twitter crack!fic
The boys are for some reason separated (or all in the same room and decide only to us twitter for communication). Chaos ensues.

I just really want an ot5 highlighting the hilarious parts of their friendships with each other. (andmaybealittleharry/louisiwillgodownwiththisshipokay)
OT5  Twitter  Humor  Unfilled 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
One Direction Kink Meme - The Kink Meme
zayn is a really, really good undercover, super-secret, badass agent spy. and niall? could use some work.
Niall/Zayn  AU  Humor  Long  Filled  Incomplete  SpiesAU 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
One Direction Kink Meme - The Kink Meme
ot5 - the great cooking disaster of 2012 (or, as zayn likes to call it, vas happening?)

oh, and someone burns cup noodles.
OT5  Humor  Unfilled 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme
One Direction Kink Meme - The Kink Meme
five times liam questioned why he was surrounded by idiots
FiveTimes  Liam  Completed  Filled  Short  Humor 
september 2012 by 1Dkinkmeme

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