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The Well of Living Waters
[King Derek takes a consort.]

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"I propose a formal marriage alliance to bond our two kingdoms together in kinship," King Stilinski said, well-rehearsed. He indicated Stiles, standing next to him. "I offer to you the hand of my son, crown prince of my kingdom, heir to all my land and holdings. Any child of his body shall stand to inherit your kingdom and mine, and join them in personal union."

Stiles tried to look regal, yet fertile.
fic  slash  Teen_Wolf  AU  Derek/Stiles  mpreg  royalty  arranged_marriage  dense_boy(s)  Peter_Hale  Scott_McCall  Allison_Argent  Lydia_Martin  Kate_Argent  Chris_Argent  Sheriff_Stilinski  Vernon_Boyd  Erica_Reyes  Isaac_Lahey  Alan_Deaton  Gerard_Argent  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:kalpurna 
december 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 8/8: Epilogue
cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,
@ 2011-10-16 20:07:00


big bang fic: masterpost
HELLO HELLO BIG BANG FIC.

So this was really enjoyable to write — I mean, I love this 'verse, it's great fun, and I'll probably write more in it if I don't get derailed (again) — and of course consulting_detective's fantastic art makes it about twenty-five times better than I could have imagined. We've had five brilliant months of putting this up together and getting to know each other better (oh, shut up), so this was really a fantastic challenge. I think it's the beginning of a lasting partnership, us.

Without further ado, I give you:

Title: Backlight, Beyond Compare (the BBC 'verse)
Author/Artist:jumperfucker /consulting_detective
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (ACD!AU)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Violence, gore, serial killings, very graphic sexual situations, mention of drug use. Potentially unhealthy and codependent relationship.
Word Count: 61,563. IKR.
Disclaimer: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Beta thanks: to sarah_s, for thwacking me over the head when I was being a Stupid White Male; storm_ford, for getting my wonky plot structure to hang together; consulting_detective, for everything.
Summary: John Watson is an danger-junkie ex-army medic with a psychosomatic limp and a blog. Sherlock Holmes is his genius flatmate with an addiction to mobile phones, nicotine patches, and bloody crime scenes. Together, they fight crime. [modern!day AU]
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 7/8
cont.

 

jumperfucker
2011-07-20 08:25 pm (local) (link)
Ah, I love it. Look at how they work together! completing each other sentences, Holmes' hand on Watson's shoulder as soon as Watson looks at him. They complete each other so well.

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sarah_s
2011-07-20 08:26 pm (local) (link)
They do it again in the workshop. Watson just... anticipates Holmes' questions, and then he asks them instead. They're so married. So, so married.

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april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 6/8
cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,
@ 2011-06-25 23:06:00



oh

oh








Text to: Sherlock Holmes

You.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Utter.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Prat.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

You couldn't just have told me?
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 5/8
the_professor
2011-06-11 08:07 pm (local) (link)
Hello, my darlings!

I am quite new to your quaint little community and its pretty little rules — hullo, Moddie dear! — but I'm told I ought to pay my respects to the members of this remarkable fandom. After all, you will come to know me much better in upcoming days!

Now, then. I am also told that there are some... shall we say, recalcitrant people among you all. Surely that will not do at all. Take salts_theway, for instance. Very unladylike, you are, my dear, you might need yourself a little boyfriend to tame down your truculent urges. Oh, and miss_toby! poor little mouse, always so riddled with uncertainty. And such a dreadful lack of confidence. Always thinking you are not good enough for anyone — and quite right, you are! surely you didn't think your ridiculous little crush on consulting_detective would come to any profit, did you?

And all of you worshipping jumperfucker's silly stories. Oh, I could tell you so much about little Johnny's life that would appall you all. Should I indulge in the pleasure, do you think?

And then, oh yes. There is the case of consulting_detective. Boo.

It has always been difficult, has it not, to be the cleverest man in the room? to be bullied because of your delightful brains? oh, you are quite the Sherlock Holmes. A little child prodigy, looking up to the stories of his youth, never taken seriously by anyone. Do you know, where I come from, we call it a hero complex. What did it feel like when you first tried to gatecrash a crime scene and the police told you kindly to shove off?

I have giggled at your antics with sweet Johnny, you know. He does make quite a good little pet, does he not? so in awe of you, so inspiring. Lovely, truly. Too bad he is not quite on par with you on the intelligence level, but then nobody ever is, is there?

Anywho. Just wanted to pay my respects, my dears. See you again very soon!

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w_harry
2011-06-11 08:28 pm (local) (link)
What. The fuck. Is this.
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 4/8
[SECRET POST #1667]

Secret Post #1667

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


01. [repeat]


Notes:

Secrets left to post: 7 pages, 120 secrets from Secret Submission Post #250
Secrets not posted: [ 0 - broken links], [ 1, 2, 3, 4 - not!secrets], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1, 2 - repeat]
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 3/8
From: jumperfucker
To: consulting_detective
Hey — d'you think we could move this discussion to a chatlog somewhere? PMs are really annoying to log into. I'm on a gmail account, so we could have a session there, maybe?
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april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 2/8
From: my_croft
To: consulting_detective
You have yet to thank me for pairing you up with your little crush, brother mine.

MH

From: consulting_detective
To: my_croft
I do not require coddling.

SH

From: consulting_detective
To: my_croft
It's not a crush.

SH
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 1/8
things happen because the plot says they should.





lass_sirene posted in fandom_wank,
@ 2011-03-27 20:43:00

In Which consulting_detective Would Like You All To Know His Thoughts About Sherlock Holmes

Thanks for the mousies at wank_report for the beginning of this account; I filled in the rest.

Right. consulting_detective. Best damn fanartist in Sherlock Holmes fandom, makes you take one look and jump under the cold shower, master snarker, deadpan cynist, canon lover, sneers at everyone who's in his way, etcetcetc. If you'd like reminders of his previous antics, see here, here, and here. (And here, if you want to be scarred forever.)
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality - Masterpost
Sherlock and John are BNFs in Sherlock Holmes fandom. Together, they fight crime. (Always.) And write porn, incidentally.

[my comment: I can't even begin to think of the time it took to code this thing. And it is SO. VERY. META. Also, the word count is an approximation having used a wordcounter tool online but some of the fic is in pictures.]
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices  masterpost 
april 2013 by adelate
The Whore of Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl
John doesn't spend every waking moment thinking about Sherlock Holmes. Regardless of what his government-paid therapist might imply with a gently raised eyebrow, there are things in his life that don't involve Sherlock. (For instance: his family; nightmares of Afghanistan.)

John doesn't start every sentence with "Sherlock says…" or "Sherlock thinks…" or "Last night, Sherlock…" no matter what Harry says. Harry teases him about it but that's simply proof that Harry is, and has always been, painfully addicted to sticking her nose where it doesn't belong.

He doesn't think about Sherlock all the time. But, okay, there are times. Nights when he can't get back to sleep and he doesn't want to close his eyes in case he starts to hear gunfire. When he needs to think about something that isn't grit and blood and flickering lights, generators threatening to die and patients that get bumped to the end of the queue because they can't be saved but someone else might. While he loves London and her busy streets, while he loves television and books and all the things he can indulge in now he's home, it's not enough to stop him remembering. It doesn't hold his attention.

Sherlock, on the other hand, always holds John's attention.
fic  slash  Sherlock  John/Sherlock  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:out_there  BBC_Sherlock 
april 2012 by adelate
If You Can't Be Touched
Andrew's agent hands him the script and tells him "It's an adaptation of Giovanni's Room," like that's supposed to mean something to him. He nods along for the rest of the explanation, paying enough attention to make some notes in his Moleskine:

rd book first!!! dir Joe Wright loc Paris set '50s no points nxt BBM def. OB

"...cast yet, but your friend Jesse Eisenberg is interested," she says, and the pencil stills on the page.
fic  slash  TSN_RPS  Andrew/Jesse  Carey_Mulligan  Giovanni's_Room  pining  angst  wc:30_000-35_000  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:ragandboneshopoftheheart 
august 2011 by adelate
'Cause You've Got An Awfully Long Way To Go, Part 3b/3
Kurt isn’t even sure how he got into this situation, but he wishes like hell he was anywhere but here. Anywhere.

“You just... you don’t seem happy at the moment,” his dad says, eyes on the television, hands twisting in his lap. He’s trying and Kurt appreciates that, he really does, but right now he’d rather his father didn’t give a damn about him if it meant not having to have this conversation.

“I’m fine,” Kurt promises him, attention fixed on his nail buffer. If he buffs them any harder he’s going to end up actually sanding them away, but he’s uncomfortable enough as it is right now; he can’t look at his dad.

“Is this a... glee club thing?” his dad asks, almost tentatively. “They’re not discriminating against you again are they? ‘Cause I can go straight down to that school and-”
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july 2010 by adelate
'Cause You've Got An Awfully Long Way To Go, Part 3a/3
The next morning Kurt has lovely soft glowing skin but also a hangover, and Puck passes him in the corridor without even glancing at him once.

He wonders idly if Miss Pillsbury has a pamphlet entitled: Ten Steps To Stopping Repeatedly Crushing On Straight And Unattainable Jocks And Living A Much Happier Life As A Result.

If she doesn’t, someone should write one.
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july 2010 by adelate
'Cause You've Got An Awfully Long Way To Go, Part 2/3
Kurt is really, really faily at confrontation so he tracks Finn down at lunch to try and apologise for what was quite clearly some sort of aneurism or a side effect of ingesting nothing but cranberry juice for the last twenty-four hours or something (apparently it’s going to make him fabulously slender just in time for the new Marc Jacobs line; Mercedes is less than impressed with him, but that’s a whole other thing).

“Don’t worry about it,” Finn cuts him off before Kurt can get into a long explanation of how his latest moisturiser must have seeped into his brain and poisoned him. “Really, Kurt, I... I needed to hear that.”
fic  slash  Glee  Kurt/Puck  Finn/Rachel  Mercedes_Jones  Quinn_Fabray  Tina_Cohen-Chang  Brittany  Will_Schuester  angst  awesome  wc:30_000-35_000  wc:30_000-35_000  [PG-13]  a:paperclipbitch 
july 2010 by adelate
'Cause You've Got An Awfully Long Way To Go, Part 1/3
“So, you want to bang Finn, right?”

This is not really what Kurt wants to hear first thing on a Monday morning (or, you know, ever), particularly not from a cheerful-looking Noah Puckerman. He glances around but Rachel is nowhere in sight, kind of implying that Puck is speaking to him. Which cannot be a good thing.

“Um,” Kurt manages, “what?”

“Or be banged by Finn, whatever, I don’t know what gets you off,” Puck shrugs, “I mean, you look like you bottom, but-”

“Oh my God,” Kurt says helplessly and it sort of comes out as a whimper. He must still be asleep, this cannot possibly actually be happening. Puck cornering him by his locker and discussing his sexual preferences is just too unlikely and ridiculous, even after all the other weird shit that’s gone down recently.
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july 2010 by adelate
Kings Don't Always Need Advice (And Particularly Not This Much), Part 4/4
Merlin went to shower and clean up briefly before walking down the maze of hallways to Lancey’s room, knocking quietly.

“Come in,” Lancey called.

He opened the door and saw her, beautiful as always, sitting in a chair. She stood and crossed to him. “Well.”

“Yeah,” Merlin said heavily.

“Let’s sit,” she said calmly, sitting down on the chaise and making room for him beside her. Merlin watched her anxiously and sighed in relief when he saw her lips quirk upwards in a smile. “Has anyone ever told you that you have the world’s worst timing?”

Merlin buried his head in his hands. “God, I do,” he groaned.

She laughed, threading a hand in his hair. “Oh, Merlin,” she said.

Merlin leaned against her. “Why couldn’t I have fallen in love with you?” he asked mournfully.
fic  slash  AU  reel_merlin  fusion:The_Princess_Diaries_2  Merlin  Arthur/Merlin  Gwen/Morgana  Merlin/OFC  Uther_Pendragon  [NC-17]  wc:30_000-35_000  wc:30_000-35_000  a:mariamme  modern_day 
june 2009 by adelate
Kings Don't Always Need Advice (And Particularly Not This Much), Part 3/4
As near as Merlin could tell, he hadn’t been under long. Arthur was sitting in the chair at his bedside, still in the same clothes, though Merlin himself was now wearing a hideous hospital gown. He could only hope that meant they’d had to cut the royal casuals off him. At least then he’d have the chance to commission some halfway decent ones, instead of those relics from Queen Gertrude nearly a century ago, outfitted to showcase her particularly appalling taste.

“Will and Gwen,” Merlin asked hoarsely, surprised when Arthur jerked up, obviously startled awake by Merlin’s voice. “Are they…?”

“Gwen’s well,” Arthur said, smiling as he came over to the bed and checked Merlin’s IVs and various medical tubing, fiddling with the dial a bit. He was even wearing a white coat, with Pendragon sewn into the breast pocket in burgundy thread.

“Actually,” Arthur continued, “she was standing outside the carriage and lifting wood beams and splinters off everyone else before the emergency services eve
fic  slash  AU  reel_merlin  fusion:The_Princess_Diaries_2  Merlin  Arthur/Merlin  Gwen/Morgana  Merlin/OFC  Uther_Pendragon  [NC-17]  wc:30_000-35_000  wc:30_000-35_000  a:mariamme  modern_day 
june 2009 by adelate
Kings Don't Always Need Advice (And Particularly Not This Much), Part 2/4
“Escaped your minders?”

Merlin glanced down at his mobile and raised his eyebrows. He didn’t recognise the number, but he thought he recognised the voice.

“Lancey?” he asked carefully.

“Who else?” she answered dryly, her amusement readily apparent through the phone line. “You’ve got lots of women calling you up, then?”

Merlin flushed, grateful she couldn’t see him. He still wasn’t used to her sarcastic humour. “Not as such, no,” he admitted.

“Suppose that’s better,” she mused. “If less entertaining.”

“You’re, uh, all settled then?” he said awkwardly, for lack of anything better to say.

“Really, Merlin,” she laughed. “Is that the best you can do? If we’re really going to perpetuate this farce I’ve got to know you, not just the person you are to the media. And well, I think the phones are just about the only way we’re going to escape our minders for any length of time.”
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june 2009 by adelate
Kings Don't Always Need Advice (And Particularly Not This Much), Part 1/4
“Dance with me.”

“Excuse me?” Merlin turned around, eyebrows raised to his hairline. “If I’m not mistaken, this is the ball where I dance with the eligible princesses of the kingdom. Not,” and here he actually had to work to keep the very real regret out of his voice, “with a tosser whose mates probably have a wager on the offer.”

The man was gorgeous, Merlin would give him that. He’d learned over the years that he might have to lie or skirt the truth in public, but made it a practice to at least never lie to himself. If this had been anywhere else—a college party, one of his favourite clubs in San Francisco, or even a private room—he wouldn’t have hesitated. Tall, blond, and wearing perfectly tailored clothes, the stranger was someone Merlin would’ve looked at across a writhing dance floor and acknowledged before turning away, knowing there was no point. Men like him didn’t dance with Merlin Emrys.

“I believe your task is to dance with eligible partners,” the man interrupted his th
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june 2009 by adelate

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