Three little chapters of happy smut. Immortal genderless beings assuming mostly-human forms would, I figure, have a bit of a different approach to sex. They've got no particular drive, and all the time in the world. Getting sidetracked is part of the fun.

“I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.“Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.

Yes, hello, I read the book many years ago, and then I had so many feelings about the show, and then this immediately happened. As is contractually obligated, the title is from Queen's "Killer Queen." I'm delighted to see so many old friends in this fandom -- thanks to Twentysomething, Merelyn, and Leupagus for losing their minds with me, and to Leupagus for the beta!
You can find me on twitter @hoydenistic, and on tumblr @thehoyden!

"The internet, Aziraphale!" Crowley says. "This is what the internet is for. This is, quite literally, what the internet is for."
"Oh," Aziraphale says, and Crowley knows, he just knows, that Aziraphale is going to say something about how it's jolly useful for hard-to-find first editions and tickets for the Last Night of the Proms.or, Aziraphale and Crowley find sex confusing.

Eliot and Quentin learn to cook.

A glass of wine and a surprise encounter at a Starfleet-hosted masquerade ball lead Julian Bashir to re-evaluate certain aspects of his life.

Set a couple of months post-"The Search".

"You want me to read to you?" Julian repeated, somewhat taken aback.

Garak tricks Bashir into reading him Kardasi erotica. Such a delight.

Julian's research project in speculative reproductive xenobiology is turning out to be a little more complicated than he'd hoped...Silly and fun and very light.

It’s hardly Hardison's fault, that when Eliot, the most stubborn and infuriating man Alec’s ever met, flat out denies having a birthday, Hardison takes it as the challenge it is.

Love and commitment for three different people, in three different ways. Three unconnected ficlets about each of the Leverage OT3 being a selkie.

Grand Magnificent is bitten by a werewolf. No, the irony of that does not escape him.

AuDy doesn’t know what happened between them, but Aria and Mako are not speaking.
This is strange.

"Hey, Michael, can I kiss you?" Tilly asks, before she slips down the couch cushions and ends up half on the floor with caramelised pineapple drink still in hand.

When you’re hunting down the stuff of fairy tales, you shouldn’t be surprised when your own life turns into a fairy tale. In a universe in which Ariana wasn’t killed, Albus and Gellert attempt to track down the Hallows. Gellert knows that Albus is in love with him, and it’s convenient to indulge him – but that’s all there is to it. Right?

[need to read]

What does it actually mean to be strong enough to make the weak feel safe?

Magnus adopts like 20 kids and Merle and Taako find out.

Angus chooses three AM as the perfect time to come out to Taako. This is set in some kind of nebulous future, possibly after the endgame of the show. (Freaking adorable.)

A typical day in the life of Eliot Spencer. So sweet and domestic.

Three thieves eat breakfast. For varying definitions of 'breakfast'.

OT3 domestic fluff <3

What most people didn’t know was that Percival Graves was a fantastic dancer.

Or at least he had been when Tina Goldstein was fresh out of Ilvermorny, and had just been chosen for the MACUSA aurors’ training program.

“It’s got colder out since we came in here, I think,” Nightingale said. “But the snow seems to be easing, so we may be able to dig ourselves out without too much trouble in the morning.”

Canadian shack trope.

“Now, what makes Albus Dumbledore so fond of you?”

An answer to that question, or rather one of many, lies in Newt's very first year at Hogwarts, and it involves... a mouse?

[Newt & Dumbledore, teacher-student.]