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gdgdbaby: [oneshot] baby, i'm not a monster
TOP's a werewolf.

|| I DON'T KNOW EITHER. AT LEAST IT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO RIP MY HEART OUT. Warning for... uh, sudden breathplay. idek.
fandom:bigbang  fandom:kpop  author:gdgdbaby  pairing:gd/top  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:supernatural  type:cute  warning:breathplay  length:notspecified 
october 2014 by blottingtheink
Five Authors Who Didn't Write The Avengers - rhymer23 - The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe [Archive of Our Own]
One day Rabbit, Piglet and Pooh were sitting outside Pooh's door listening to Rabbit. "What we need," said Rabbit, "is a Conference."

"I think a Conference tastes like strawberries," whispered Pooh to Piglet, "but I am not sure."

"A Conference," said Rabbit sternly, "means that I talk about Something Important and decide that Something Must Be Done About It and then we do it."

"Do what?" said Pooh.

"Unbounce Thor," said Rabbit, "because you must agree that Thor is very full of bounces. Thor is One Of The More Boisterous Animals and he needs to have less boister. What we need," he declared, "is a Plan."

"I had a Plan once," Pooh said sadly, "but Thor sat on it."
fandom:avengers  author:rhymer23  type:gen  type:fivethings  type:hilarifying  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:crossover  type:stylisticappreciation  type:takeanideaandrun  length:1-5k 
july 2013 by blottingtheink
Bogarted - HalfFizzbin - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Too bad, I invited him for breakfast,” says his dad, patting Derek on the shoulder. 

“The sheriff was, in so many ways, the closest thing I had to a father,” Derek says, his eyes going wide and mortified. “I could feel his expectations, heavy and unwieldy and balanced precariously on my unworthy shoulders. I could only disappoint him, especially once he found out how badly I wanted to—”

“WHO WANTS PANCAKES,” Stiles yells, clattering some pans for good measure.

fandom:teenwolf  author:halffizzbin  pairing:derek/stiles  type:takeanideaandrun  type:hilarifying  type:crackiscrazysauce  length:1-5k 
march 2013 by blottingtheink
Band of Gold - Anonymous - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
"Fine. Assuming that no court on earth discovers that you are an interdimensional spy in deep disguise," Rose corrects herself, flopping down on the bed to lie next to you, "we are now legally married. In the State of Nevada. You are now my beautiful wife."

You think about this for some time.

After a while, you say, "We have to tell everybody."

|| :D :D :D I wasn't sure what to make of this, quite, as much as I was enjoying it, but rest assured, it all falls into place. Damn delightfully, too.
fandom:homestuck  author:anon  challenge:ladystuck2012  pairing:rose/kanaya  pairing:rose/terezi  type:hilarifying  type:wokeupmarried  type:postsburb  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:friendship  type:chinhands  type:justforfun  length:1-5k 
january 2013 by blottingtheink
Imagine a World With No Pants - Cephalopod - Glitch (video game) [Archive of Our Own]

okay i need you to take a closer look at something because looking at things is what you do
you know how trees have bark
on the outside
and how thats cool its just what they do im not judging or anything theyd look better without it but thats just my opinion you know spriggs got his deal and its not like im going around just making up trees youre gonna have to trust me on that one
glitchen have bark or something now and do you know what that means because i dont think you actually do and i need you to understand whats at stake here
i cant see their butts
this is serious
come quick

|| Omg, this is delightful. Exactly how I imagine (heh) the Giants of Glitch, rest them, would have thought and behaved. Hugs! Favor! Sauce!
fandom:rare  author:cephalopod  challenge:yuletide2012  type:characterization  type:voice  type:short  type:worldbuilding  type:hilarifying  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:takeanideaandrun  type:makesmesmile  type:somethingperfect  length:1-5k 
december 2012 by blottingtheink
The Velociraptor Diaries - FeatheredMenace - Fail_Fandomanon RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Third-favorite clutch-sib and I, inspired by vintage holovids, investigated mixing vodka, tequila, gin, and sake. Experiment a success, but side-effects dubious: clutch-sib suddenly decided wants to create "webcomic" using terrible "bundled software," make it super-meta about trolls, or us, or coming of age or the end of life or some deep themes like that, also include lots of classist stuff and (unclear, both quite drunk by then) either royalty or Marxist theory.


fandom:fandom!  author:featheredmenace  challenge:yuletide2012  type:hilarifying  type:crossover  type:diary  type:timetravel  type:spaceau  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:wtfuckery  length:1-5k 
december 2012 by blottingtheink
Rub-a-Dub Dub (A Bunch of Capes in the Tub) - Traincat - Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons) [Archive of Our Own]
“Holy cats!” Oliver said, dropping the sponge. There was still conditioner in his beard.

“I think you mean, holy bats,” Bruce intoned.

 A bunch of times Batman ambushed people in the shower, and a time or two someone ambushed him.

|| I burst out laughing so many times. The AN suggests this is based on canon-behavior, which... Of course it is. Of COURSE it is. Bruce.

fandom:dccomics  author:traincat  challenge:yuletide2012  type:gen  type:list  type:hilarifying  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:takeanideaandrun  length:1-5k 
december 2012 by blottingtheink
The Very Secret Diaries of Saint Augustine - Jay Tryfanstone - 4th & 5th Century RPF, Confessions - Saint Augustine [Archive of Our Own]
Discovered new religion. Have become Manichee. Solves all problems! All living things duality of good and evil. Wine v. bad. Melons and cucumbers v. good. Lower half body evil: top virtuous. Instructed to abstain sex, procreation also evil and forbidden to higher initiates. Find this thought most attractive, cannot thus be blamed for behaviour of lower half.
Ena not pleased. Also, still pregnant.

fandom:rare  author:jaytryfanstone  challenge:yuletide2012  type:gen  type:characterstudy  type:hilarifying  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:takeanideaandrun  type:diary  type:somethingperfect  length:1-5k 
december 2012 by blottingtheink
Shipmates - zlot - Hark! A Vagrant [Archive of Our Own]
"A pair of immoveable combatants, locked in an eternal struggle.” He puffed his pipe. “That’s what one o’ them newspapers called us,” he added, complacently.

|| :D :D :D

(I'm tagging this blackrom, because shut up, you don't know my life.)
fandom:harkavagrant  author:zlot  challenge:yuletide2012  pairing:brigand/nemesis  type:hilarifying  type:takeanideaandrun  type:historical  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:blackromance  length:1-5k 
december 2012 by blottingtheink
The Bar at the End of the Fandom - firstlightofeos - AO3 Tags, Meta - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
Once inside, PWP looks around the bar, taking everything in. It's fairly empty, and quiet, though that's not unexpected, given that the fandom's still in its early days. Ratings and Length stand behind the bar, chatting easily as they prepare and serve drinks. A counter above the bar declaims "FICS SERVED," and increments each time a drink is finished. The bunnies that form the waitstaff hop around, collecting and passing out drink orders—at this point, it's a fairly small staff, and they seem to be collecting more than distributing, but that'll change soon enough. It always does.

Then PWP sees the tag sitting with her back resting against the bar, dark eyes scanning the room assessingly. PWP grins brightly and heads over.

"PWP," Bechdel Test Pass greets dryly as PWP slides into the empty seat next to hers. "Took you long enough."

fandom:fandom!  author:firstlightofeos  challenge:yuletide2012  type:meta  type:hilarifying  type:crackiscrazysauce  length:1-5k 
december 2012 by blottingtheink
you'll always be a stranger in a strange strange land - bestliar - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
“You’re moving to Brooklyn and the Oilers might be moving to Seattle! Maybe. Who knows.”

Nobody knows, not really. They just know it’s a mess.

“Anyway,” P.K. says, obviously changing the topic, “I have a theory about the world if that happens.”

“Yeah?” This is going to be good.

“What do Brooklyn and Seattle have in common? Hipsters. The NHL is trying to court hipsters!”

That’s a remarkably absurd idea, but John kind of sees the idea?

“No, think about it,” P.K. continues. “It’s the least popular major sport. Hipsters don’t like things that are popular. Hockey is very Canadian. Hipsters like Canadians! Arcade Fire is Canadian!”

|| Head. Desk. I.... oh god, what if this is TRUE. This fic is tagged as crack, but now I don't know what to think about my life anymore. AM I A HIPSTER????? am I going to be saying, "yeah, but I liked hockey BEFORE it was cool????" LOOOOL worst.
fandom:hockeyrpffml  author:bestliar  type:gen  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:hilarifying  type:justforfun  length:<1k 
october 2012 by blottingtheink
The Dinosaur Game - emmypenny - The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
1. If you find a dinosaur, you must hide it.
2. You may only hide the dinosaurs on SHIELD property.
3. Maria Hill's property is off-limits.
4. These rules are subject to change at any time, without warning.
fandom:avengers  author:emmypenny  pairing:coulson/clint  type:gen  type:justforfun  type:silliness  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:teamfic  type:friendship  length:1-5k 
august 2012 by blottingtheink
hs_olympics: BONUS ROUND 4
"You're not doing this," she hisses. "You are not admiring the buttockses of the senior Lalonde-Strider duo. Not here, not now."

fandom:homestuck  author:megaparsecs  pairing:derseOT4  challenge:hso2012  type:silliness  type:justforfun  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:hilarifying  type:commentfic  length:notspecified 
august 2012 by blottingtheink
This Is How We Go - skoosiepants - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Scott and Stiles go on the Warped Tour with Allison’s band.

“I think we need to bring more joy to the children,” Stiles says. “I think we need to dress as pirates and do the Scott is a Terrible Pirate skit, because *you are a terrible pirate*,” and when Stiles says pirate, Stiles means friend. Scott is a terrible, horrible friend, and Stiles hates him.

WTF--everyone's in a band, except for how Scott and Stiles are in a children's show, in which Stiles is sometimes a unicorn. But it's skoosiepants, so it's DELIGHTFUL--from Boyd to Lydia, to Allison who is both sweet and terrifying, to Scott and Stiles's friendship. A complete delight.
fandom:teenwolf  author:skoosiepants  pairing:derek/stiles  type:alternateuniverse  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:bandau  type:characterization  type:voice  type:takeanideaandrun  type:giggles  type:hilarifying  type:criminallyadorable  length:5-10k 
august 2012 by blottingtheink
Sunlight - Asuka Kureru (Askerian) - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
For the prompt: Once the game is over, and the kids and trolls (revivified and whatnot) are deposited onto the new planet they made, the trolls discover that here, on this new planet, the sunlight doesn't kill them. They can walk it in completely fine, just like Kanaya can, and they individually learn to leave soaking in the sun's warmth in different ways. Doesn't have to be shippy, but I do love kids/patron trolls interactions if you do.

Bonus points: Because sunlight = death for most of the troll's civilization, they're at first extremely weirded out by how much humans enjoy being in it

Bonus, Bonus points: Trolls turn a funny color when they tan. (maybe they turn their blood color?)

|| This is so delightful. I really enjoy the Karkat voice in this, and the way his reaction to sunlight is handled. I also want Jade and Karkat ashen all the time, so, man, I'm good for that. Also, I'm totally psyched for the possibility of more in this verse. Yes please and thank you.
fandom:homestuck  author:asukakureru  type:gen  type:postsburb  type:silliness  type:becausecharacterlove  type:takeanideaandrun  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:giggles  length:5-10k 
july 2012 by blottingtheink
Not the Worst Step-Dad in the History of Everything - Pookaseraph - Suits (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
When the son he never knew he had is deposited on his doorstep by Child Protective Services, Harvey does the kindest thing he knows how to do: put Mike Ross on the case. Mike responds by doing what he does best: get emotionally attached to the client.
fandom:suits  author:pookaseraph  pairing:mike/harvey  type:kidfic  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:family  type:oopsyoufoundout  type:emotionallyconstipated  length:15-20k 
june 2012 by blottingtheink
What We Did After the War (become spies and fuck around, mostly) - maypop - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
ROSE: Accurate, but no. We're getting off track. We met in a bar. You did not "play the romance clarinet" on my porch for three nights straight until I let you into my converted warehouse, nor did I heal your inner pain, the hymen is not located inside the body, and I cannot imagine a universe--and I am, by this point, a universe connoisseuse--wherein I would beg you to be gentle with me.

Admittedly, there are large swaths of this I can't follow--Saturday!self is too slow to puzzle them--but the VOICES are HILARIOUS. Guys. Terezi calls Rose AGENT HOT LEGS. They taunt Sollux and Dave. ROSE THREATENS TO NAME THEIR BABY VRISKA.

It's wonderful.
fandom:homestuck  author:maypop  pairing:rose/terezi  type:future  type:posttext  type:spies  type:pretendmarried  type:hilarifying  type:voice  type:pesterlogs  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:laughingmyassoff  length:1-5k 
may 2012 by blottingtheink
Say, Lady, the Tentacles Ain't Half Bad - kayliemalinza - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
There is a TERRIBLE GRIMDARK LADY threatening Davesprite! She is glowing and has a lot of tentacles which she is curling and uncurling and slithering all over Davesprite and one tentacle

one very bold and presumptuous tentacle

is tangled in his tailio.

|| This is hilARious. Sweet, too, and uh, I feel so sorry for poor Davesprite. But really good about these two? AHAHAHA.
fandom:homestuck  author:kayliemalinza  pairing:rose/jade  type:grimdark  type:theyellowyard  type:characterization  type:hilarifying  type:sillysillypeople  type:criminallyadorable  type:crackiscrazysauce  length:1-5k  type:tentacles 
may 2012 by blottingtheink
In Which Tony Stark Builds Himself Some Friends (But His Family Was Assigned by Nick Fury) - scifigrl47 - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Steve takes things like personal responsibility and respect seriously. Tony's got people he pays to take care of that kind of thing, and anyway, he's pretty sure that he's going to die of some exotic disease in his workshop, because Dummy's still a little spotty about what is 'clean' enough to put on an open wound. The rest of the Avengers are in this for personal gain, except for Clint, he just enjoys being a dick.

And some things shouldn't be a chore.

Or, the one where Tony builds an army of Roombas. It has that ~thing~ that a lot of Tony POV stories have--where Tony is an emotional wreck, not-so-secretly--but Steve is well!meaning!all!the!time! But great, and super, super fun to read.
fandom:avengers  author:scifigrl47  pairing:tony/steve  type:series  type:workinprogress  type:family  type:emotionallyconstipated  type:sillysillyboys  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:justforfun  type:giggles  length:40-50k 
april 2012 by blottingtheink
The Bitter Rednesses of Love - Chapter 1 - Saucery - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Anthony Stark, degenerate genius and impoverished nobleman, finds himself wedded to the painfully proper Steven Rogers. Will their marriage prove intolerable to the both of them, or will they find a happy equilibrium, instead?

Ok, this is RIDICULOUS and unfinished, but I am easy to a. marriages of convenience, b. comedies of manners and c. Tony Stark being an ass. It is one of many a perfect storm.

(Also that title. Damn. That is a title. Unghf. RIMBAUD WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.)
fandom:avengers  author:saucery  pairing:tony/steve  type:alternateuniverse  type:workingitout  type:victorianau  type:silliness  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:marriageofconvenience  length:1-5k 
april 2012 by blottingtheink

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