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The Space In Between - Chapter 187 - noraebangbang - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
“You’re awake. You’re talking to me.” More whining, and Jimin puts his pillow over his head. “Babe. It takes five minutes. And then you can get back in the bed with me.”

“Zeeeeeee.”

Hoseok laughs and slaps at Jimin’s ass again. “You can’t just say zee and pretend you’re asleep! That’s not even how you snore.”

|| I LOVE this for getting Hoseok's nagging and Jimin's intractable-ness AND their sunshine-y relationship right ALL AT THE SAME TIME. A snippet of a morning, so the drabble format fits it just right.
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:noraebangbang  pairing:j-hope/jimin/v  type:domestic  type:threesome  type:criminallyadorable  type:banter  length:<1k 
october 2016 by blottingtheink
echo - wordcouture - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
When Yoongi gets hospitalized for the first time, Namjoon floats around his room like a mourning ghost till Yoongi tells him that he'll pull the IV out of his own arm if Namjoon doesn't fucking stop pacing right the fuck now.

"Only if you stop almost dying."

"I'm not dying--it's appendicitis."

"Tubes are feeding things into a giant needle in your arm--you're dying."

"We're all dying."

"Ew, stop stealing my lines."

|| Yoongi and Namjoon in the hospital, across the years. The relationship is only simmering, (and there are a couple moments that seem overblown) but the banter is fun and seems about right.
fandom:kpop  fandom:bts  author:wordcouture  pairing:rapmonster/suga  type:missingscene  type:canonexpansion  type:preslash  type:banter  type:bedsharing  type:ust  length:1-5k 
january 2016 by blottingtheink
never shut us down - dollyeo - GOT7 [Archive of Our Own]
Jinyoung, for all intents and purposes, isn’t really a fansite master for love. The money’s just enough to make him forget how much he can’t stand Jackson Wang.

|| Jinyoung and Jackson go way back--Jinyoung was Jackson's Korean tutor when he was still a trainee, and "somehow" he got roped into being Jackson's fansite master. Fun; lots of denial.
fandom:kpop  fandom:got7  author:dollyeo  pairing:jackson/jr  type:alternateuniverse  type:obliviousness  type:everyoneelseknows  type:banter  type:justforfun  length:10k-15k 
january 2016 by blottingtheink
Let Toretto Be Toretto - astolat - Fast and the Furious Series [Archive of Our Own]
It was a joke between him and Letty when Brian first got assigned to the campaign: they’d met the Secret Service team together and it had been all Dom could do not to look over at her as Han said, “Governor, this is Agent Brian O’Conner, he’ll be the head of your personal detail.”

“Well, now you really have to win,” Letty said that night, laughing deep and throaty after Dom fucked her twice even though they’d been through three cities that day. “Shit, Toretto. Do you think somebody knows?”

“If they know and this is their idea of what to do about it, I’m not complaining,” Dom said. He didn’t tell Letty she didn’t have anything to worry about, because she knew that just fine. “Jesus, he’s pretty.”

|| :D :D
fandom:fast&furious  author:astolat  pairing:brian/dom  pairing:dom/letty  pairing:brian/dom/letty  type:alternateuniverse  type:political  type:plotty  type:banter  type:characterization  type:takeanideaandrun  type:makesmesmile  length:5-10k 
august 2015 by blottingtheink
Improv - cest_what - Mamamoo [Archive of Our Own]
Byulyi was more delirious with fatigue than actually sleepy, at this point. Definitely loopy enough to play along with Yongsun’s romantic drama improv. Not that Byulyi didn’t follow Yongsun’s lead most of the time anyway: Yongsun was hard to resist, even when she was being ridiculous and embarrassing.

Byulyi leaned forward, placing a finger under Yongsun’s chin and tilting her face up. “Will you tell me the truth?” she asked.

Yongsun met Byulyi's eyes, her own dark pools of emotion. “No,” she whispered.

|| I MIGHT HAVE SAVED THE TUMBLR VERSION OF THIS ALREADY I HONESTLY DON'T REMEMBER BUT I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHHHHhhhh. I love how they're clearly themselves in their playfulness; I love Solar's combined daring and tendency to close off; I love Byulyi following Solar's lead but being overwhelmed--the part where she's looking out the window I just--; I love. Not really pining, but also, it is, a little, sort of.
fandom:kpop  fandom:mamamoo  author:cestwhat  pairing:moonbyul/solar  type:kissing  type:characterization  type:pining!  type:banter  type:playful  length:1-5k 
august 2015 by blottingtheink
paperclipbitch: i don't wanna be your superman | Young Avengers | Kate Bishop/America Chavez
[canon-divergent AU] “I can’t believe you came to ComicCon dressed as yourself,” Billy is saying for about the thirtieth time.

|| I hardly know America Chavez, but I want so much more of this. Also, I am absolutely going with the option the author gives that America just hasn't gone public with her powers yet, I want the sequel where she does and shows up and Kate's jaw drops, and she's like, This one just won't stop pulling one over on me, and it's perfect.
fandom:marvel  fandom:youngavengers  author:paperclipbitch  pairing:america/kate  type:alternateuniverse  type:closetocanonau  type:banter  type:justforfun  length:notspecified 
july 2015 by blottingtheink
what's my age again? - verity - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
A for effort, H-A-W-K-E-Y-E, Kate says as soon as she frees herself from her harness. They really need to come up with a real sign instead of just fingerspelling all the time. Maybe miming drawing a bow, then pointing to the eyes. Something cool. You have to get over your boner for that boomerang arrow.

"Did you just sign 'angry penis'?" Sam says, distracted from his unresolved sexual tension with Natasha.

"Whatever," Kate says. She flips her hair. "I'm learning."

|| I love this Hawkeye so much--lowkey anti-authority, highkey bisexual and also here to give people a hard time. I really want to read the comics, gosh.
fandom:marvel  fandom:hawkeye  author:verity  pairing:katebishop/americachavez  type:midtext  type:dayinthelife  type:justforfun  type:becausecharacterlove  type:banter  length:1-5k 
june 2015 by blottingtheink
Say You Will, Say You Won't - Traincat - Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Johnny Storm found him on a Friday afternoon, wearing the kind of beseeching look that filled Peter with dread.

“I need to ask you a favor,” he said.

“No,” Peter said, swinging away.

|| Marriage of convenience!! I don't go here, but I totally go here. Apparently 616 (is that the right number?) comics canon, refers to some canonical events that aren't hard to figure out. Mostly in it for the banter and the dynamics, which deliver exactly what you want from a marriage of convenience between two superheroes, basically.
fandom:marvel  fandom:spiderman  fandom:fantasticfour  author:traincat  pairing:humantorch/spiderman  type:marriageofconvenience  type:banter  type:takeanideaandrun  type:longandsatisfying  type:oopsi'minlovewithyou  type:backfromthedead  length:15-20k 
may 2015 by blottingtheink
sit back and buckle up - cacodaemonia - GOT7 [Archive of Our Own]
Mark's the best (read: worst) friend ever and Jinyoung's a damsel in distress.

|| This is so fun and snappy. Short, unresolved, but still ends on a seriously up note.
fandom:kpop  fandom:got7  author:cacodaemonia  pairing:jackson/jr  type:banter  type:alternateuniverse  type:college  type:flirting  type:makesmesmile  type:unresolved  type:short  length:1-5k 
march 2015 by blottingtheink
Sarah Rees Brennan - The Turn of the Story Master Post (plus new story)
Elliot Schafer has been carried off to a magical land and called to fight… but he has no intention of doing so. He is a little disappointed by the facilities on the Border, but he gets to meet Serene-Heart-In-The-Chaos-Of-Battle, an elf warrior, and Luke Sunborn, an annoyingly brave human warrior native to the magical land he’s crossed into. There are also mermaids, unicorns and assorted battles and political issues, with Elliot alternatively using diplomacy and saying the completely wrong thing. // I have also often called it the story of the grouchiest kid in fantasyland. It follows Elliot from thirteen to seventeen, and it is a story about fantasy lands and the horrors we don’t talk about in them, and the horrors we carry about inside ourselves, and also the hilarious things possible in a magic land and the beauty of friendship, I hope.

|| Heard good things about this! Apparently finally done? Is the whole thing up, then? Novella/Novel. I think.
fandom:not  fandom:original  author:sarahreesbrennan  type:long  type:humor  type:banter  type:angst  type:teens.  length:notspecified  via:theodosia21 
january 2015 by kudostest
light the spark - sasireun - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
Jungkook sleeps a bit too soundly between Hoseok and Yoongi. They literally cannot get him to stop snoring. The bright side is that he looks cute when he sleeps.

|| I don't know if this author intended me to want Jungkook to wake up and them all to make-out as badly as I did, but Suga and J-hope LITERALLY keep talking about how cute he is, it was crazy distracting, I would like the follow-up, please. But regarding the actual fic itself, I really really liked it: lots of tension and banter and goodness.
fandom:bts  fandom:kpop  author:sasireun  pairing:suga/j-hope  type:canonexpansion  type:kissing  type:ust  type:hottt  type:banter  type:characterization  length:1-5k 
december 2014 by blottingtheink
Denial, By Any Other Name - factorielle - xxxHoLic [Archive of Our Own]
"I want to make one thing very clear," Watanuki said instead, still glaring down at the paper. "We are only here because we missed the last of the two trains a day that leave from this place, and the room was cheap." Probably because the owner of the inn owed Yuuko a few limbs. "This is purely incidental. The thought that it might be anything even remotely close to a honeymoon would be ludicrous."

|| I'm pretty sure I've saved this before, maybe on LJ, but here it is, the full version, on Ao3, and oh, I love these characters just as much as before. I'm going to go catch up on rei and probably feel deeply upset about my life and my choices.
fandom:xxxholic  author:factorielle  pairing:doumeki/watanuki  type:established-relationship  type:cute  type:banter  type:oopsyou'reinlovewithme  type:everyoneelseknows  type:lovely  length:5-10k 
july 2014 by blottingtheink
The Pure and Simple Truth - Chapter 1 - lettered - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy―you guessed it―go to a pub. I could go on. In fact, I did. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations.

|| I meant to read this a long time ago, I think, but kept putting it off for some reason. Really fun dialogue, and interesting characters--part of the fun of this is definitely the ensemble cast, along side Harry and Draco's (very, very) slow burn. Sometimes the characters felt more like intellectual exercises than actual people, but it was still super fun to see them interact, and they're definitely more different than many ensembles. The ending aims for that lovely sweet spot of just-fulfilled, and doesn't QUITE satisfy, but the whole 65k was so much fun and so INTERESTING I don't mind, entirely. A great fic about growing up and learning to like--and interact--with people. (EWE)
fandom:harrypotter  author:lettered  pairing:harry/draco  type:posttext  type:growingup  type:workingitout  type:friendship  type:banter  type:takeanideaandrun  length:60-80k 
april 2013 by blottingtheink
On the Trouble of Cynics, Mistresses, and the Rain - marlowe_tops - Les Misérables - Victor Hugo [Archive of Our Own]
Enjolras transferred his scowl from the rain to his friend in bed. “You’ve only just awoken. Don’t start one of your tirades.”

Grantaire ignored this, as was his habit. “I have never known an early riser of good temperament. They are eternally judgmental, sour folk, and this temperament stains everything they do. Priests are early risers, and what good does it do them? They scourge themselves and count up the sins of everyone around them. Bakers, too, are early risers. I have never known a sorrier profession than bakers. Every one I have ever met is red and bloated with flour and ill-spirits.”

|| OH NO. It's light-hearted and banter-y, clever and perfect, and that--that is terrible and unfair.
fandom:lesmis  author:marlowe_tops  challenge:yuletide2012  pairing:enjolras/grantaire  type:banter  type:midtext  type:characterization  type:voice  type:insightful  type:ouchmyheart  length:1-5k 
january 2013 by blottingtheink
Would You Like Some Lightning With Your Soup? - alyoraShadow - Circle of Magic - Tamora Pierce [Archive of Our Own]
Dinner at 6 Cheeseman Street is a rather unpredictable affair.

|| Really picks up once the kids get talking, and then it's a lovely study in the Circle's dynamics, and their love for one another. Really great found family fic, dealing with the Circle preparing for Tris to go off to Lightsbridge.
fandom:circleofmagic  author:alyorashadow  challenge:yuletide2012  type:gen  type:family  type:banter  type:midtext  type:workingitout  length:5-10k 
december 2012 by blottingtheink
Loops - lantadyme - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
TG: heyyyyy
TG: are you there
TT: Yeah, of course. I'm always here.
TT: If you can honestly recall an instance I was not fucking ready as shit to answer your simplex slurred-speech questions, you need to reevaluate the constant intake of that high-end booze you keep spilling down your gullet.
TG: pffff but is it you
TG: the pretetnoius bits and bytes version
TG: *pretentious
TG: or the actual meaty asshole
TG: cmon tell me

|| Okie, this was lovely, awesome, greatness, all the AR ever, yes, good, and then OH GOD, the end. Can someone explain to me why it's hearbreaking? Damn. Daaaaaaaamn.

(Tagging this AR<>Roxy, even though that's a stretchhhhh.)
fandom:homestuck  author:lantadyme  pairing:ar/roxy(moirail)  type:pesterlogs  type:friendship  type:banter  type:endingiswhoa  type:ouchmyheart  length:1-5k 
september 2012 by blottingtheink
Middle Schoolfeeding Friendcrush - ashkatom - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
GC: OOH, K4RK4T! 1 POS1T1V3LY SWOON WH3N YOU CALL M3 PYROP3.
GC: W1LL YOU B3 TH3 THR3SH3CUT1ON3R TO MY L3G1SL4C3R4TOR?
GC: 1 W1LL T4K3 YOU ON DR4GON R1D3S 4ND C4LL YOU 4DOR4BLOODTH1RSTY.
CG: NO YOU WON’T.
GC: NO 1 WONT
GC: BUT R34LLY. SCHOOLF33D1NG?

|| AUGH! I thought as I began this that it was an AU, but it's NOT, and it's so beautifully characterized and happy-go-lucky about all their relationships that it makes me want to poke my eyeballs out with a pitchfork.

In a good way. In a really, reallly good way. (Tl;dr: We get to see their relationship nascent and easy, just fraught around the edges, and the knowledge of what comes next is a knife in the stomach.)
fandom:homestuck  author:ashkatom  pairing:terezi/karkat  pairing:terezi/vriska(kismesis)  type:pesterlogs  type:backstory  type:ouchmyheart  type:banter  type:voice  type:short  type:somethingperfect  length:<1k 
september 2012 by blottingtheink
Shades of Gray - a_mere_trifle - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
For the meme prompt: Dave makes the mistake of falling asleep and wakes up to find Rose has stolen his glasses for purely scientific purposes, of course. He has to resort to some pretty desperate (and surprising) methods to get them back.

|| Woah, woah, woah. Somehow I missed this? Easily the most excellent doomed!Derse I've seen, and I've seen a lot of doomed!Derse; Rose and Dave here are prickly and picking at each other, and full of so, so, so much love. Funny and edged with hurt, the way the comic is, the way the Derse kids are. Ugh. Highly, highly recommended.
fandom:homestuck  author:a_mere_trifle  pairing:rose/dave  type:doomedtimeline  type:pesterlogs  type:voice  type:characterization  type:banter  type:hilarifying  type:justthisedgeofpainful  type:somethingperfect  length:1-5k 
august 2012 by blottingtheink

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