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almost exactly like a babysitter - badacts - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
The subject of that uncertainty is currently being zipped into the front of Jason’s body armour. “Good thing she’s so little. Toddler would be a tight fit.”

“Yeah, it’s great,” Dick mutters, noting the careful arm Jason curls around his chest to keep her steady. He’s got his helmet back on, at least. “Go.”

“Going,” Jason says, and melts away into the crowd like a guy his size definitely should not be able to do.

“Did he have a baby?” The EMT asks tentatively.

“Don’t be ridiculous,” Dick replies.

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trope:incompetent-fools  trope:babysitting  char:jason-todd  f:dcu  pairing:gen  pairing:dick+jason  author:badacts  type:fic  trope:children  trope:tending-to-sick/wounded  trope:kids(babies)  pov:dick-grayson  trope:kids  trope:accidental-baby-acquisition  char:dick-grayson  wc:1k5k  fav  relationship:family-bonding  trope:fish-out-of-water  trope:childcare  pairing:jason+kids  genre:humor 
10 weeks ago by toobufftorebuff
Little Bird - GoldTitaniumMaiden - Batman - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
“Damian…” Jason hesitated “He’s a baby.” He decided to just come right out with it. No use beating around the bush.

“What?” Oracle asked for a re-clarification sure she hadn't heard what she thought she had.

“He’s a baby. Fuckin' witch did something to him.”

“Oh my god.” Oracle sounded floored but also curious. “Is he cute?”

“Right now he’s just loud.”
trope:accidental-baby-acquisition  trope:de-aging  pairing:jason+kids  type:fic  pairing:damian+jason  trope:incompetent-fools  pov:tim-drake  genre:humor  char:dick-grayson  trope:kids(babies)  pov:jason-todd  char:alfred-pennyworth  pairing:gen  char:bruce-wayne  char:tim-drake  char:damian-wayne  genre:fluff  wc:wip  char:jason-todd  trope:kids  genre:kidfic  f:dcu  char:zatanna-zatara  char:batfamily  trope:children  trope:childcare  char:barbara-gorden 
11 weeks ago by toobufftorebuff
Fire Writes — firefrightfic: i keep writing Tim and thinking...
i keep writing Tim and thinking about how if he wasn’t a vigilante with oodles of cases to work on he’d be that guy who gets a “Are you okay?” message from Netflix after binging Brooklyn Nine-Nine or something like it for 24 hours straight.
trope:domestic  pairing:jason/tim  pairing:gen  author:firefright  char:tim-drake  genre:crack  wc:drabble  trope:incompetent-fools  f:dcu  trope:shenanigans  type:fic  relationship:established-relationship  wc:<1k  pairing:jason+tim  genre:light  pov:jason-todd  genre:humor  char:jason-todd 
august 2019 by toobufftorebuff
We Don't Raise Heroes - Romiress - Batman: Arkham (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]
Sequel to Bury Your Sons, set four years after the conclusion.

Slade Wilson is an unpredictable element in Bruce's life, but he can't deny that he's been a (strangely enough) good influence on Bruce's wards. It's not so bad having another adult around the house, but Slade's tendency to handle things on his own is something else.

So when Slade returns with news that he insists Bruce needs to know, Bruce isn't sure what to think.

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pov:bruce-wayne  char:stephanie-brown  trope:batfamily-feels  author:Romiress  char:jason-todd  char:damian-wayne  pairing:bruce+jason  char:alfred-pennyworth  trope:kids  genre:humor  trope:fish-out-of-water  type:fic  pairing:jason+slade  char:slade-wilson  wc:50k+  char:bruce-wayne  trope:parenthood  char:tim-drake  au:Arkham-Knight  warning:child-abuse  genre:plot  series:Adventures-in-Fatherhood  char:barbara-gorden  f:dcu  pairing:jason+kids  trope:first-meetings  char:duke-thomas  trope:incompetent-fools  char:batfamily  trope:domestic  pairing:gen  warning:past-abuse 
june 2019 by toobufftorebuff
We need a new waffle iron... - ALzzza - DCU [Archive of Our Own]
Some days Dick is the best big brother he can be, stopping conflicts like a pro, listening to everyone’s woes. Others, he just wants to sit back and enjoy the show.

Or, The Boys Have Some Bro Time And Bruce Is Super Done
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char:alfred-pennyworth  genre:fluff  wc:1k5k  genre:light  genre:humor  type:fic  char:batfamily  char:dick-grayson  trope:shenanigans  trope:sleep-deprivation  char:jason-todd  genre:crack  char:tim-drake  trope:domestic  pov:dick-grayson  pairing:gen  char:bruce-wayne  f:dcu  trope:incompetent-fools 
may 2019 by toobufftorebuff
Bruce Sucks at Homework - Batsymomma11 - Batman - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Bruce tries to help Damian with his math homework and manages to only make matters worse. What's Common Core? And why on earth is it harder than just doing it the old way?
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trope:shenanigans  type:fic  series:The-Details-of-Being-a-Dad  genre:fluff  pov:bruce-wayne  trope:incompetent-fools  trope:parenthood  wc:1k5k  f:dcu  genre:light  genre:humor  pairing:gen  char:bruce-wayne  char:damian-wayne 
october 2018 by toobufftorebuff

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