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human childcare for the occult (and ethereal) - suzukiblu - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
The Dowlings miraculously need a nanny and a gardener at the same time, and Aziraphale suggests they flip for it. Crowley takes one moment to picture Aziraphale nannying anyone and calls dibs. It’s not that Aziraphale’s terrible with humans, he’s just, well. Terrible with humans. Truly, truly terrible.

He doesn’t want to deal with Aziraphale getting metaphorically guillotined or kicking up security’s paranoia, basically. A gardener can be a little odd, and no one will notice or care. Except Warlock, perhaps, as the only other person with any real reason to spend much time out on the lawn, but Warlock’s the one they want noticing so that’ll be fine, Crowley’s sure.

Even if it does make him cringe a little, leaving Aziraphale in charge of the plants.
pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:midlength  fic  canon:goodomens  author:suzukiblu  trope:fakedating  trope:kidfic 
4 weeks ago by innocentsmith
you've got me feeling emotions (deeper than i've ever dreamed of)
“Um,” he tries, suddenly concentrating very hard on his shoelaces. “I have what is probably a very, very stupid idea. What if… I pretended to be your boyfriend?”
rating:explicit  length:20001-50000  Schitt'sCreek  David/Patrick  au:alternatetimeline  trope:fakedating 
may 2019 by sansets
Hesitation by whitedandelions
Mulan and Shang are sent on a mission to take down a corrupt governor by the Emperor. And this will be routine, only they're meant to go as husband and wife, and Shang has already spent months trying to gather up the courage to ask Mulan for permission to court her.
fanfiction  fandom:mulan  ship:mulan/shang  het  rating:pg-13  trope:fakedating  yuletide  trope:pining 
february 2019 by peyton
Best Kept Secrets
"You’re an exceptionally talented lawyer, Enjolras, but there are more things to life than just work, you know.” “I know,” he replies, and the stab of guilt is so strong that he decides to tell her the truth and admit that he isn’t seeing someone, gets as far as saying, “Look, Cos—” when she interrupts him to say: “I’m so happy for you.” And that’s the moment he realises he's screwed.
LesMiserables  au:alternatereality  trope:fakedating  rating:teen  length:20001-50000  Enjolras/Grantaire  via:sansets 
september 2018 by pennyplainknits
The Best Of It
Paris outs herself and Rory during a televised argument with Michele Bachmann. Peskiest of all is the fact that Paris and Rory aren't actually dating. A documentary crew wants to make Paris And Rory's Modern Stars Hollow Family anyway. Meanwhile, Rory goes slowly and quietly nuts. (And doesn't like Paris like that -- why would you even suggest such a thing?? Not that ... anyone did.)
GilmoreGirls  Paris/Rory  rating:teen  length:50001-100000  trope:fakedating  via:sansets 
june 2018 by lurkmuch
The Best Of It
Paris outs herself and Rory during a televised argument with Michele Bachmann. Peskiest of all is the fact that Paris and Rory aren't actually dating. A documentary crew wants to make Paris And Rory's Modern Stars Hollow Family anyway. Meanwhile, Rory goes slowly and quietly nuts. (And doesn't like Paris like that -- why would you even suggest such a thing?? Not that ... anyone did.)
GilmoreGirls  Paris/Rory  rating:teen  length:50001-100000  trope:fakedating 
june 2018 by sansets
World Ain't Ready - idiopathicsmile [Ao3]
Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.
"I need a favor," he says at last.
"With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"
sfw  fandom:lesmisérables  pairing:enjolras/grantaire  words:60k+  type:fic  trope:fakedating  pining  trope:highschool!au  genre:au 
june 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
it's free (and always will be) - kellifer_fic, maichan808 (maichan) [Ao3]
Stiles starts looking around, like there's someone who'll rescue him from this painfully awkward situation and Derek can't blame him. All he can think is this is some kind of elaborate prank Laura is playing on him after she'd found his pile of Fangboy back copies last month.
nsfw  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  words:30k-60k  type:fic  misunderstanding  trope:fakedating  trope:firsttime  via:dwarfankylosaur 
may 2018 by yarngeek
it's free (and always will be) - kellifer_fic, maichan808 (maichan) [Ao3]
Stiles starts looking around, like there's someone who'll rescue him from this painfully awkward situation and Derek can't blame him. All he can think is this is some kind of elaborate prank Laura is playing on him after she'd found his pile of Fangboy back copies last month.
nsfw  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  words:30k-60k  type:fic  misunderstanding  trope:fakedating  trope:firsttime 
may 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
the quiet truth - kiyala - Les Misérables - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Grantaire's homophobic parents are coming to visit, and Courfeyrac volunteers Enjolras to pretend to be his boyfriend. Enjolras doesn't do things halfway.

YALL YALL

YALL
genre:au  pairing:e/r  fandom:les+mis  trope:fakedating 
may 2018 by xombiebean
Cross a Canyon (with a broken limb) - theroguesgambit - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“You never graduated,” Stiles says, just to say it. To test it out in the open air. That's... huh.

--

Stiles spends his senior year battling troll-gremlins, taking on an unexpected tutoring job, and definitely not falling for a certain sourwolf (even though everyone else seems to think he is).
trope:fakedating  pairing:derek/stiles  fic  author:theroguesgambit  canon:teenwolf  trope:misunderstanding  length:midlength 
may 2018 by innocentsmith
Something Smart to Do
In which Jim finds himself fake-married to his first officer every other month. It's not his fault. Mostly. Dowries and Klingons are involved. Starfleet is decidedly not amused.
fandom:startrek  pairing:kirk/spock  Loc:AO3  WC:21-35K  author:kianspo  trope:fakedating 
may 2018 by khyie
When In Brome by Chash
Octavia is the one who tells Clarke about "Untitled Gladiator Project," because she thinks Bellamy wants to be on it, and also thinks Clarke is the one who will be able to convince him to do it. Plus, it turns out Clarke actually needs to be involved, because all of the gladiators are required to have girlfriends with them, and, honestly, the more she hears about it, the more of a mess it seems like.

On the other hand, it sounds kind of hilarious, and definitely right up Bellamy's alley, so there's probably no harm in trying out. It might be fun.
fanfiction  fandom:the100  ship:bellamy/clarke  het  rating:r  au  trope:realitytv  trope:fakedating  author:chash 
april 2018 by peyton
Looking for a rhythm like you by Cesare
"I know we only really met yesterday, and this may be skipping ahead a lot," says Victor, "but would it be all right if we told people we're dating?"
via:popular  fanfiction  fandom:yurionice  ship:victor/yuuri  rating:pg-13  slash  au  trope:fakedating  trope:misunderstanding  wip 
march 2018 by peyton
Lovefool by Kittendiamore
It starts, embarrassingly enough, with an ad from Craigslist: "I’m a 21 y.o art student (male), writing a thesis on the relationship between performance and the awareness of the audience. You don’t care about that. I’m an actor offering to give you the most dramatic night of your life. I’ll be your date to any event/function/family gathering, and convince your friends/family members that I’m either: the biggest mistake of your life or the best thing that ever happened to you. Up to you. I’m very good at what I do."
fanfiction  fandom:captiveprince  ship:damen/laurent  slash  rating:pg-13  humor  trope:fakedating  au  via:sansets 
march 2018 by peyton
Lovefool
It starts, embarrassingly enough, with an ad from Craigslist: "I’m a 21 y.o art student (male), writing a thesis on the relationship between performance and the awareness of the audience. You don’t care about that. I’m an actor offering to give you the most dramatic night of your life. I’ll be your date to any event/function/family gathering, and convince your friends/family members that I’m either: the biggest mistake of your life or the best thing that ever happened to you. Up to you. I’m very good at what I do."
au:alternatereality  CaptivePrince  Damen/Laurent  rating:teen  length:1001-5000  trope:fakedating 
march 2018 by sansets
lying is the most fun a boy can have - seventhstar - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
“Let me see?” Carla leaned over his arm to look at his phone. “Who’s that in your wallpaper? Isn’t that the guy you were getting all those pictures of?”

“Yes?”

Yuuri sucked in a breath, fully prepared to undergo the humiliation of having to explain who Viktor Nikiforov was and fully aware that every time he talked about Viktor, he gave people the impression that there was something definitely wrong with him.

“Who is he, a friend?” Carla nudged him in the side with her elbow. Yuuri moved away. “Your boyfriend?”

“Well—” How to explain, Yuuri thought, that he was a Viktor Nikiforov stan and that photographs of Viktor cuddling his poodle always made him smile, without looking creepy? “He’s, uh…”

“Oh my god,” Carla said. Her mouth dropped open. “You have a boyfriend. Is that why you keep turning down dates? You should have said! And here I am hitting on you like an idiot. Oh, man, James is going to die, he’s been trying to get you to have dinner with him for like two semesters, he thought he was wearing you down! Yuuri. You are such a heartbreaker.”
trope:oblivious  length:midlength  trope:miscommunication  fic  trope:fakedating  author:seventhstar  pairing:yuuri/victor  genre:hilarity  canon:yurionice 
march 2018 by innocentsmith
The Vastness of Space - shysweetthing - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
As chief communications officer on board the Interstellar Alliance Fleet’s Star Ship Victory, Yuuri doesn’t have to think about who he actually is on his home planet. He just has to listen to his captain, do his job, and…not fall in love with his best friend, the ship’s science officer, Victor Nikiforov.

Well. Two out of three’s not bad.

Then his mother calls with the worst possible news: She, the Empress of New Nihon, has arranged Yuuri’s marriage.
There’s only one thing Yuuri can do: Fake a boyfriend, and fake one fast. Who better/worse to play that role than the friend he wishes was more? What can go wrong? It’s not like Yuuri can fall more in love...
trope:oblivious  trope:fakedating  au:royalty  trope:pining  length:midlength  canon:yurionice  au:space!  fic  pairing:yuuri/victor  author:shysweetthing  via:innocentsmith 
january 2018 by ataratah
The Vastness of Space - shysweetthing - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
As chief communications officer on board the Interstellar Alliance Fleet’s Star Ship Victory, Yuuri doesn’t have to think about who he actually is on his home planet. He just has to listen to his captain, do his job, and…not fall in love with his best friend, the ship’s science officer, Victor Nikiforov.

Well. Two out of three’s not bad.

Then his mother calls with the worst possible news: She, the Empress of New Nihon, has arranged Yuuri’s marriage.
There’s only one thing Yuuri can do: Fake a boyfriend, and fake one fast. Who better/worse to play that role than the friend he wishes was more? What can go wrong? It’s not like Yuuri can fall more in love...
trope:oblivious  trope:fakedating  au:royalty  trope:pining  length:midlength  canon:yurionice  au:space!  fic  pairing:yuuri/victor  author:shysweetthing 
january 2018 by innocentsmith
just in it for the game
“It's excellent rehabilitation for my image,” Loki says, widening his eyes. “They love you, and because of that they'll trust me. You wouldn't ruin this for me, would you?” Thor glares at him. Loki’s mouth twitches. “Also, it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.”
rating:explicit  length:5001-10000  Thor  Marvel  Thor/Loki  trope:fakedating 
december 2017 by sansets

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