Luthor's tech saved Kon's life at the cost of his mind. Tim must take a feral Kon across space to restore his humanity... which is just as difficult as one may think.

(Batman Omegaverse AU: unabashed TimKon porn detailing their original get-together in their early teens to their definite get-together in their late teens. But mostly porn.)

When he was nine years old, young Timothy Drake's family decided to move to a small town in Kansas...

"You entertain yourself by drawing on your arm with a Sharpie?"

“Look, I get it, okay? Best friends forever, brothers in arms, what’s mine is yours and all that good stuff,” Kon says as he floats through the door. “But dude. That’s my underwear.”

“I guess you guys have a lot of history together.” She said something else after that, raising her voice slightly to be heard over the traffic, but Tim didn’t hear it. He was trapped in a time loop You guys have a lot of history together and there was no mental Booster Gold to pull him free.

Sometimes Kon doesn't know which is worse -- the prospect of spending his perma-adolescence in a yawn-worthy cow town like Smallville, the fact that he shares fifty percent of his chromosomes with a bald megalomaniac, or the part where his powers keep going nutbar in front of people he's trying to impress.

"You entertain yourself by drawing on your arm with a Sharpie?"

Krypto likes to take care of Kon as much as Kon likes to take care of Krypto. When Kon is hungry, Krypto fetches him food. When Kon is sleepy, Krypto fetches him blankets. And when Kon is horny, Krypto fetches him Tim. Which leaves Kon the not-so-fun job of awkwardly explaining to Red Robin why he's been dragged to Smallville in the middle of the night by a well-meaning superdog.

In which Tim quits being Robin, Kon refuses to quit Tim and Ma Kent is full of relationship advice.

...it sounds like Tim has found something he thinks he can torture Kon with, and that’s just unfair, seeing as how Tim’s only been in his new apartment for about twenty minutes.

Tim hadn’t expected to spot him so soon, but the modelling of his forehead, and his cheekbones, were obviously, unmistakeably, Clark’s. His mouth was completely different though, and his jaw, and his eyes were a shade or two lighter in their blue. They landed on Tim, briefly, and Tim looked back, held the glance steadily for a beat, two, before looking away. It was a reasonable start to the mission. His heart was pounding a little, irritatingly. He ignored it.

"I feel fine," Kon says, breathing deeply. He leans towards Tim and takes an even deeper, longer breath. "I feel really, really good, actually. And you smell—you smell really good."

Some things never change. Or, he's finding, they never seem to change for long.

The way Kon says it, it sounds like a euphemism for masturbation. Tim's used to that by now. He's never been able to decide if Kon does it on purpose, or by habit. It doesn't bother him. Mostly.

In which Tim quits being Robin, Kon refuses to quit Tim and Ma Kent is full of relationship advice. For hunterwithcause for Help Japan.

+ cute teenage dating.

Tim Wayne, adopted son of Gotham mogul and secret vigilante Bruce Wayne, shows every sign of being his father's true successor - by day, and by night. Tim sets his sights on a valuable Metropolis lab for merger with Wayne Biotech, and all that stands in his way is the city's own rising star: Conner Luthor.

+ originally posted: http://danny.talkoncorners.net/dcu/scions.html

Conner knew from the beginning that the hardest part would be convincing his parents not to kill each other before the wedding even started.

Dick and Artemis are not a topic of conversation, Tim’s not a stalker, and Jaime’s not sure how he and Bart are the functional ones. (Non-Superpowered High School/College AU.)

In which Tim quits being Robin, Kon refuses to quit Tim and Ma Kent is full of relationship advice. For hunterwithcause for Help Japan.