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dapatty & s0ckpupp3t: Faith, and Trust, and Pixie Dust
REC: Gerard knew better than to bet against Frank, especially if tights were involved, but someone had to try to keep Dewees from being king. Lots of fun and also very hot. (2012-03-18)
QUOTE: They had won one game each. Gerard was still messing with his sideboard, but he didn't have enough cards that could deal with the incredibly irritating regenerative abilities of James's deck.
"C'mon, Gerard, hurry up and lose so I can shorten the hemline of that costume by like three inches." James smiled wolfishly.
"Five inches in the back," Frank amended, eyebrows waggling.
"*You* need to hurry up and lose so that I can add some bedazzlement to my crown," Gerard responded, but he knew it was weak. The only way he was winning was if most of James's resurrection cards were at the bottom of his deck, like they'd been during the first round they played.
"I suppose to lose would be an awfully big adventure," Gerard sighed.
Sure enough, he lost. Frank crowed in triumph. "YES! C'mon, you need to try it on so we can get you a new one in time for the show if it doesn't fit."
"Where's the glue gun, motherfuckers!" Dewees cackled. "I've got rhinestones that have been waiting for this day."
Gerard rolled his eyes and allowed himself to be dragged to the bus where Frank threw around a bunch of laundry before handing him a few scraps of green fabric and a hat. He locked himself in the bathroom, trying to figure out if the tights had a front and a back before pulling them on.
"For fuck's sake," he muttered, belting the thin faux-suede tunic.
"They're not much tighter than your jeans, Gee." Frank said reassuringly through the door.
"I'm never betting against you again," Gerard called back through the door, pulling at the short ragged hem.
"You mean James," Frank corrected.
"Sure. It was definitely James. In no way was this whole thing influenced - dare I say, *masterminded* - by you," Gerard grumbled. (5,180 words)
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author:dapatty  author:s0ckpupp3t  fandom:Bandom  activity:gaming  activity:performing  activity:betting  things:costume  relationship:established  relationship:friendship  smut:blowjob  smut:fucking  setting:on.tour  geography:US:New.Orleans  band:My.Chemical.Romance  pov:Gerard  pov:Frank  challenge:2012.BRBB  +length:medium.5k-10k  !meta:rec:fic  posted:2012-03  recced:2012-03  fic:category:gen  fic:category:slash  fic:genre:fluff  fic:genre:PWP  fic:source:fanart  pairing:Frank/Gerard(primary) 
march 2012 by turlough
mistresscurvy: Frank the Failiest Vampire not!fic
REC: Adorably hilarious little not!fic inspired by Frank dressing up as Dracula onstage. It's got an awesome twist at the end too. (2011-09-25)
QUOTE: And Frank is like uh I JUST DID, I came out as a vampire. All the guys just stare at him blankly for a minute, and then Ray's like but Frank, you're a vegetarian [...] then Toro fucking brings it back to earth with... can you even reach someone's neck, you're like three feet tall, and Gerard and Mikey actually GIGGLE, the fuckers, and Frank is like oh this shit is ON and jumps onto Gerard's back and holds on as his fangs descend and he bites Gerard's neck! And Gerard is like HNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES YES YES and Frank is like OM NOM NOM BLOOD IS DELICIOUS, HOLY SHIT (although he suspects that maybe it's GERARD'S blood that's so especially tasty <3) and Ray and Mikey are like OKAY UM WE'RE GOING TO GO NOW, THANKS. (951 words)
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author:mistresscurvy  fandom:Bandom  activity:coming.out  beings:vampires  beings:werewolves  beings:faeries  concept:supernatural  things:costume  smut:frottage  setting:on.tour  tour:2011.Honda.Civic  band:My.Chemical.Romance  pov:Frank  posted:2011-09  recced:2011-09  !meta:rec:fic  +length:short.-1k  fic:category:gen  fic:category:slash  fic:form:not!fic  fic:genre:fluff  pairing:Frank/Gerard(primary) 
september 2011 by turlough
bexless: Pixelated Romance
REC: Frank's mustache, a costume party, and Gerard being rescued from a fire. This was totally hilarious. They're such gloriously silly dorks and the dialogue is to die for. (2010-01-17)
QUOTE: All anyone has said to Frank for the past two weeks is, "You look like Mario," so when they randomly end up invited to some costume party Frank thinks 'fuck it' and embraces his inner pixelated Italian plumber.
What he is not expecting is to get to the party and have *Gerard* embrace Frank's inner Italian pixelated plumber, or for him to do it while wearing a bright pink ball gown and elbow-length white gloves.
"You see," says Frank, "this is why we shouldn't meet at parties without *discussing our costumes* first."
"I'm Princess Peach!" Gerard says, like 'duh'. Then he actually says, "Duh," and tosses his head. "I stopped by a thrift store on my way here. Before I found this stuff I was just gonna draw on a goatee and be my evil twin."
Frank rolls his eyes. "You're stealing my thunder," he complains. "Now my whole, like *thing* is off. I was supposed to be saying 'fuck you' and now I'm saying like... here I am with Gerard."
"Oh," says Gerard, looking sorry for a second. Then he kind of scowls and says, "If I wasn't here being Princess Peach people wouldn't be able to even tell you're Mario! They'd just think you're wearing overalls."
"I have the mustache!" Frank says, outraged.
"You have the mustache all the time!" Gerard points out with a dismissive flick of his wrist. His cigarette veers dangerously close to Frank's eye. Gerard doesn't notice and says, "You need me, Frank Iero. You *need* to be here with Gerard."
Frank says, "Oh my God, I am not role-playing videogame romance with you in somebody's kitchen." (1,420 words)
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author:bexless  fandom:Bandom  activity:crossdressing  things:Frank's.pornstache  relationship:friendship  setting:on.tour  band:My.Chemical.Romance  pov:Frank  challenge:2010.No.Tags  posted:2010-01  recced:2010-01  !meta:rec:fic  +length:short.1k-5k  things:costume  fic:category:gen  fic:category:slash  fic:genre:fluff  pairing:Frank/Gerard(primary) 
january 2010 by turlough

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