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Kind, Sober, and Fully Dressed - Traincat - Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse) [Archive of Our Own]
"Pete, my man, my completely platonic best bro," he muttered to himself in the voice he reserved solely for mocking Johnny Storm. "Come over and watch my maybe sex tape! Fun times! Just two guys hanging out -" he slammed the bathroom door maybe a little harder than necessary "- watching the one guy's celebrity sex tape! Good clean fun!"

Mrs. Moretti downstairs banged on her ceiling with a broom.

Everything was coming up Parker tonight.

--

Or, in which Peter proves himself tragically unable to take a hint. Post-Amazing Spider-Man Digital #17, aka the time Johnny asked Peter to watch his sex tape.
fic  co:spiderman  episoderelated  c:spiderman:peter  c:f4:johnny  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:clueless  theme:pining  theme:boysaredorks  theme:firstkiss  theme:first-time  theme:RST  theme:cuddling  theme:friendstolovers  p:marvel:johnny/peter  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:traincat  @ao3 
november 2015 by scorpionvoices
i wanna get better - thebrotherswinchester - The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
“Fine,” Napoleon says, twisting up to shoot over the top of the wall, “but I hope you remember saying that when it’s Christmas morning and you—oh, damn.”

“What?” Illya says. He drags Napoleon back down by the collar of his black tactical shirt and scans him, looking for the slick shine of blood. “Are you hit?”

“I was clipped about ten minutes ago,” says Napoleon, batting Illya’s hands away, “and I thought it was fine, but unfortunately it seems the bullet had some sort of paralytic agent on it—”

“What do you mean, seems?”

Napoleon winces. “Well, I’m having trouble feeling my legs,” he says, and then, “oh don’t give me that look, it’s probably not anything deadly.”

“If it was, you’d be dead by now,” Illya says. “That”—he twists, shoots—“is why you tell me”—he shoots again—“when you get hit.”

He ducks back behind the wall and glares at Napoleon, furious.

“Sorry,” Napoleon says, almost surprised. “At the time, I didn’t think it was a big deal.”

“Not a big—?” Illya repeats. “I should shoot you myself.”

“Bit counterproductive,” says Napoleon. [21,005]
fic  m:manfromUNCLE  post-movie  c:muncle:illya  c:muncle:napoleon  c:muncle:gaby  characterstudy  theme:injury  theme:team!  theme:totherescue!  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:pining  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:first-time  theme:RST  p:muncle:illya/napoleon  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
november 2015 by scorpionvoices
we ain't born typical - paxlux - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
The wind's out of the south and Cougar's restless. [2698]
Cougar's got the rifle pointed out the window because this is a four floor walk up and he's got the height, the distance ("makes you feel homesick for your blind, doesn't it, Cougs," and Cougar sighed at Jensen, which means sorta but don't tell anyone, pendejo, because that shit is messed up,) and they're just killing time until the General arrives, two days, three tops, so Cougar's sighting at parrots or something in the trees, toucans maybe, Jensen mumbles, "’Follow your nose!’ Which makes no sense because that toucan has a beak, not a nose, unless he's just being nice to the human children he's kidnapping with the sweet scent of Froot Loops, 'I don't have a nose, kids, but you do, so follow your nose right into my dangerous lair where I'll eat you or hold you for ransom, now eat your cereal'," and Cougar's not sighting anything anymore, he's staring at Jensen from under his hat, like he doesn't have the thread of the conversation but he wants in.

And this is why Jensen likes Cougar: dude doesn't think Jensen's crazy or insane or lost his marbles, doesn't think he's some sort of idiot savant who'll shoot his toes off or some such nonsense shit, nah, Cougar seems to enjoy Jensen's flights of random fancy, maybe they color his world or balance his own crazy, whatever, Jensen is pathetically grateful, but he'll break Cougar's scope on purpose before telling him any of that.
fic  m:thelosers10  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  theme:pining  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  theme:firstkiss  theme:snark  theme:RST  BFFpairing  p:losers:cougar/jensen  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:paxlux  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
Fair Play - Chapter 1 - manic_intent - Gotham (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Alfred was clearing up Bruce’s supper - milk partly drunk, sandwich untouched - when the house phone rang. Given the lateness of the hour, and the number of people who actually had access to the house number, the identity of the caller was perhaps obvious, and it wasn’t lost on his ward.

Bruce’s eyebrows lifted. “It’s a little late for Detective Gordon to be calling.” [30,945]
fic  u:DC  tv:gotham  c:batman:gordon  c:batman:alfred  c:batman:bruce  c:batman:selina  theme:kids  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:totherescue!  theme:captivity  theme:seduction  theme:RST  theme:foundfamily  case-file  p:bm:alfred/gordon  ge:slash  r:nc-17  a:manic_intent  @ao3 
november 2014 by scorpionvoices
Frenzy (Calculated Risk Remix) - victoria_p (musesfool) - Ultimate X-Men [Archive of Our Own]
Logan knew, of course. He was always aware of the undercurrents of sexual tension that radiated around him like spokes from a wheel. It was kind of hard not to know, after all, what with the super senses, so even though Peter tried to be subtle, tried to play it off as friendly concern, Logan knew.

He didn't mind. In fact, he kind of liked it. [891]
ficlet  u:marvel  co:x-men  c:xmen:logan  c:xmen:piotr  theme:friendstolovers  theme:firstkiss  theme:homophobia  theme:RST  p:xmen:logan/piotr  genre:slash  r:pg-13  a:musesfool  @ao3 
august 2013 by scorpionvoices
tongues and quiet sighs - grim_lupine - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
All in all, they get along fairly well, most of the time. If Aleksis finds himself watching Sasha with an eye that’s more appreciative than assessing at times, well, that’s his own business; Aleksis certainly isn’t going to bring it up, and if Sasha hasn’t done anything about it by now (he doesn’t fool himself that she hasn’t noticed), she probably never will.

At least, that’s what Aleksis thinks, right up until she does. [2682]
fic  m:pacificrim  pre-movie  c:pr:aleksis  c:pr:sasha  theme:first-time  theme:RST  kink:devirginization  multipleorgasms  p:pr:aleksis/sasha  genre:het  r:nc-17  a:grim_lupine  @ao3 
august 2013 by scorpionvoices
Coming Apart (In My Arms) - harborshore - The Avengers (2012), Marvel [Archive of Our Own]
1950s Avengers AU. Bucky is a war veteran, Steve works for Tony Stark’s newspaper. Bucky doesn't talk about the war. They share an apartment and they go to work and nothing's like it was before Bucky left. And then Tony lends them his cabin for a vacation. [3472]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  au:period  au:realworld  c:avengers:steve  c:cap:bucky  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:vacation  theme:homophobia  theme:clueless  theme:friendstolovers  theme:first-time  theme:RST  kink:crossdressing  kink:outdoorsex  p:cap:bucky/steve  genre:slash  r:nc-17  a:harborshore  @ao3 
august 2013 by scorpionvoices
They Say You Can't Put A Number On Love - torakowalski - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
“Look,” Stark says. “I ran a simulation: attributes you have shown most interest in versus likelihood of success. It turns out that there’s a sixty-five percent chance that your type is Director Fury.” [3014]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:clint  c:ironman:tony  c:marvel:coulson  trope:matchmaking  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:RST  theme:first-time  p:marvel:clint/coulson  genre:slash  r:pg-13  a:torakowalski  @ao3 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
Three Days (or The One Where Javert and Valjean Take a Road Trip Through France and Raise a Child) - Chapter 1 - zamwessell (greencarnation) - Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Les Misérables (2012) [Archive of Our
Javert calls what he thinks is Valjean's bluff about needing three days to find the child Cosette and intercede for her. The Inspector comes along for the ride -- and gets much more than he bargained for, in the process. [36,182]

[This is the fic that I have needed for years. Valjean and Javert see beyond what they each seem to be and find the men underneath. They grow old together and live HEA, which is what I always wanted for them.]
fic  b:lesmisérables  au:justalittledifferent  c:lesmis:valjean  c:lesmis:javert  c:lesmis:cosette  theme:roadtrip  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:runningaway  theme:foundfamily  theme:pining  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:first-time  theme:homophobia  theme:fix-it  theme:RST  theme:romance  theme:growingold  theme:HEA  p:lesmis:javert/valjean  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
Possibly I Like The Thrill Of Under Me You - haynnes - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
It’s not that the idea of Stiles talking about him doesn’t make his stomach wrap itself in knots, it’s that it does just that. It makes him unbelievably uncomfortable and he doesn’t quite know why. He’s twenty seven years old, he pays taxes, he takes his mother out for lunch on Sundays; he is a grown up. But he’s getting weird butterflies when he glances over his shoulder to look at Stiles and a heat in his chest that feels something like what he supposes want must feel like. [12,287] [Ugh, why did it take so long for someone to come up with sexy librarian Derek? Artist Stiles has been done before and is still cute, but Derek/books is my OTP]
fic  tv:teenwolf  au:realworld  au:human  c:teenwolf:derek  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:erica  c:teenwolf:ensemble  theme:snark  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:shenanigans  theme:romance  theme:RST  theme:first-time  theme:love  kink:devirginization  p:teenwolf:derek/stiles  genre:slash  rating:r  @ao3 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
Pizza And A Movie - Closer - Suits (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
In an alternate universe, Harvey's still a lawyer but Mike's not a pot runner -- he's a deliveryman for Rollo's Pizza and Ribs, which happens to be Harvey's favorite pizza place. Once Harvey finds out his pizza guy is a genius, Mike's life takes a few turns he would not have expected. [30,117]
fic  tv:suits  au:justalittledifferent  c:suits:mike  c:suits:harvey  c:suits:donna  c:suits:jessica  theme:friendship  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:competency!!!  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:dating  theme:domesticity  theme:first-time  theme:officeromance  theme:scars  theme:RST  theme:snark  theme:HEA  p:suits:harvey/mike  genre:slash  rating:r  author:closer  @ao3 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Just Act Normal - zosofi - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
If someone had told Stiles back in high school that he would be an Oscar winning actor by the time he turned 25, he would’ve probably told Scott to punch them. The thing is, though…they would’ve been right.

Which makes returning to Beacon Hills, center of all that is supernatural and better left avoided, all the more awkward. [78,575]
fic  tv:teenwolf  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:derek  c:teenwolf:ensemble  theme:futurefic  theme:angst  theme:PTSD  theme:friendship  theme:pack  theme:vacation  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:snark  theme:injury  theme:romance  theme:RST  theme:scars  theme:shapeshifters  theme:competency!!!  theme:first-time  theme:love  kink:roughsex  kink:wallsex  p:teenwolf:derek/stiles  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices

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