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Rec: The Witcher: Cursed, read by quietnight
Summary: Geralt was reasonably sure this was the worst damn day of the worst damn month of his life, and it hadn’t hit bottom yet.

Rec Snippet: If you haven’t listened to quietnight’s podfic of Cursed due to the extremely obscure Witcher fandom that the fic is set in, please let me assure you that it does not matter and you must download this now. The podfic is a brilliantly acted narration of a very funny story, and made even more hysterical via quietnight’s smooth, utterly deadpan delivery.
tinyalmond_reccer  quietnight_performer  the_witcher  geralt_of_rivia/emhyr_var_emreis  explicit  00:45:00-1:00:00  podfic 
january 2018 by podfic_love
By Any Other Name - astolat
Vesemir wasn’t sure what he’d done to deserve any of this.
fic  the_witcher  au 
october 2017 by cita
Misethere
Emhyr was looking at him for once, with a strange expression. “I have misjudged you,” he said, sounding irritated actually: how dare Geralt surprise him.

“I get that a lot,” Geralt said.
the_witcher  nc17  fanfiction   
april 2017 by juliandarling
Blooded Crown
“You need not thank me,” Emhyr said. “I have an ulterior motive.”

It annoyed Geralt to be surprised. He should’ve known from the start. “Yeah?” The words came out with a little bite. “Have another daughter you need me to track down?”

“If I wished to hire you, I would hire you,” Emhyr said. “No: I want you to come to my bed.”
the_witcher  fanfiction  nc17   
april 2017 by juliandarling
Cursed
Geralt was reasonably sure this was the worst damn day of the worst damn month of his life, and it hadn’t hit bottom yet.
the_witcher  getting-together  05-10k  geralt/emhyr  -nc-17 
february 2017 by kalasin
Misethere
Emhyr was looking at him for once, with a strange expression. “I have misjudged you,” he said, sounding irritated actually: how dare Geralt surprise him.

“I get that a lot,” Geralt said.
40-50k  au  sex_pollen  geralt/emhyr  the_witcher  -nc-17 
february 2017 by kalasin
Never Did Run Smooth
“Uh,” Geralt said, staring down at the glass bowl.

“Ribbit,” said the frog.
marriage  geralt/emhyr  the_witcher  10-20k  -nc-17 
february 2017 by kalasin
Blooded Crown - astolat - Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
“You need not thank me,” Emhyr said. “I have an ulterior motive.”

It annoyed Geralt to be surprised. He should’ve known from the start. “Yeah?” The words came out with a little bite. “Have another daughter you need me to track down?”

“If I wished to hire you, I would hire you,” Emhyr said. “No: I want you to come to my bed.”
fic  pretend!boyfriends  the_witcher  geralt/emhyr  nc-17  author:astolat 
february 2017 by the_poofylicious_poofynator
Misethere - astolat - Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
Emhyr was looking at him for once, with a strange expression. “I have misjudged you,” he said, sounding irritated actually: how dare Geralt surprise him.

“I get that a lot,” Geralt said.
fic  nc-17  dub!con  the_witcher  author:astolat  geralt/emhyr  sex-pollen 
february 2017 by the_poofylicious_poofynator
Incomplete
I had often wished for the chance to meet His Imperial Majesty, of course, but hardly under these circumstances. I’d really envisioned something more along the lines of a command performance for the court, or perhaps a ceremony of decoration as a Master of the Arts.
the_witcher  geralt/emhyr  r  20-30k  outsider!pov 
january 2017 by kalasin
Blooded Crown
“Thanks for the brandy,” he said, raising his glass as he set it aside. “And the gwent.” 

“You need not thank me,” Emhyr said. “I have an ulterior motive.”

It annoyed Geralt to be surprised. He should’ve known from the start. “Yeah?” The words came out with a little bite. “Have another daughter you need me to track down?”

“If I wished to hire you, I would hire you,” Emhyr said. “No: I want you to come to my bed.”

“What?” Geralt said, blankly.

“Tonight,” Emhyr said, as if that was the aspect of the invitation that needed clarification. “I realize you Nordlings take a peculiarly sordid view of such relations, but you are not a man deeply bound by convention. I trust you can overcome your prejudice.”
the_witcher  astolat 
january 2017 by rowlandover
Misethere
Geralt watched them go, a little blankly, and eyed Emhyr again. He kept on just standing there. Yennefer looked over. “You’re sure it was misethere?” she whispered.

Geralt shrugged a shoulder at her. He almost doubted it himself; he knew what he’d smelled, and Emhyr had been covered with the stuff, but—

“It was,” Emhyr said.

Yen hesitated, then said bluntly, “Forgive me, Your Majesty, but a man drugged with misethere would be hurling himself at Geralt howling in half-finished sentences by now.”

“Most men spend their lives careening from one unexamined impulse to the next,” Emhyr said. “I am not most men. It is misethere. I am familiar with the effects."
the_witcher  astolat 
january 2017 by rowlandover
Blooded Crown
“You need not thank me,” Emhyr said. “I have an ulterior motive.” It annoyed Geralt to be surprised. He should’ve known from the start. “Yeah?” The words came out with a little bite. “Have another daughter you need me to track down?” “If I wished to hire you, I would hire you,” Emhyr said. “No: I want you to come to my bed.”
the_witcher  20-30k  geralt/emhyr  fake/pretend!relationship  -nc-17 
january 2017 by kalasin

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