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Tumbling HP Crossovers - Chapter 21 - esama - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Attempt at accidental Supervillain Harry.

|| The day began almost disgustingly normally. Harry woke up in the soft fresh sheets of the absolutely lovely muggle bed-and-breakfast he'd settled in the night previous, and down in the dinner hall slash restaurant he was served what was possibly some of the best eggs and bacon he had ever had since leaving Hogwarts. The newspaper was full of celebrities and politicians and recent events, none of which ring a bell, and there was news on the radio, full of equally nonsensical stuff. It was a pleasant white noise of nonessential information, and almost blissfully meaningless.

He'd decided that, since it was such a lovely day, he was going to do all of the boring stuff he'd been putting off in the hopes that maybe the whole alternate reality situation would resolve itself. It hadn't, and Harry had been putting it off too long. He was going to do it that day. He was going to go to a bank – a muggle bank, no goblins in sight – and open an account.

He had a good feeling about it too.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Mood:humor  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Fandom:Marvel  Character:Harry_Potter  Character:Phil_Coulson 
december 2018 by Carnadosa
back to work
Summary: The day the Minister is killed, Percy is filling out paperwork at his desk.

The day Voldemort dies, Percy has successfully retained his life and his job. Unfortunately, his ability to trust anyone ever again and his family count among the things he's lost.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Character:Percy_Weasley  Character:Harry_Potter  Character:OC(s)  Character:Shacklebolt  Story_Length:Short  Mood:Angst 
december 2018 by Carnadosa
Stitch My Skin Together (Thread the Needle with Your Love)
Summary: It never occurred to him that you could be branded with something that isn’t pain. With the negation of pain.

It blurs his vision, how much he wants that brand to stay.
Written for the prompt “John allows himself to get hurt on purpose so Harold will patch him up”.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:Person_of_Interest  Pairing:Finch/Reese  Kink:BDSM 
december 2018 by Carnadosa
afternoon delight
Summary: Thorin reflects, enjoys a view, and spends an afternoon doing what he does best as the Husband under the Hill: loving Bilbo Baggins.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  SD:Sex  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Mood:Sweet 
december 2018 by Carnadosa
From The Ashes
Summary: Closing his eyes after a rather violent encounter with Azog and opening them again sitting on the bench in front of Bag End was very-much-not what Bilbo expected when he joined his dwarves in the Battle Of Five Armies. And, to be honest, the thought of doing everything again, without any of them knowing what they mean to him, was rather terrifying...
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin/Dwalin  SD:Tragically_Parted  SD:Nobody_Stays_Dead  Story_Length:Short  SD:Time/Universe_Travel 
november 2018 by Carnadosa
a stupid self-indulgent drabble i wrote a week or so ago to try and break out of my writer’s block and find thorin’s and bilbo’s voices again before i write anything heavier. there is no plot, only mutual mockery and marital banter based on linguistic differences, which is only funny to me, apparently.


“It snew this morning,” Bilbo said.

And Thorin said, “Pardon?”
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Mood:humor  Mood:happy  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
no more the hammers sing
Summary: These thirteen are the last and so Thorin Oakenshield and his companions are going home to die.

|| OMG just rip out my heart.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Mood:Angst  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Fili  Character:Kili  Character:Balin  Character:Gandalf 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
The Holiday Ten - Chapter 5 - sunryder
John was 87% sure that the SGC hadn’t actually hired Bilbo Baggins, Rodney had just forged the paperwork and no one wanted to ask questions. Honestly, John wouldn’t have been surprised if Rodney had sent a team of Marines to tranq the good doctor, and had them pack up everything he owned while he was unconscious and ship him off to the Pegasus galaxy without actually asking Bilbo if he actually wanted to come. Bilbo was a friendly enough sort of guy that John figured the man would’ve just huffed at the bad planning, then got right back to work, not caring at all about the change in location.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  SD:Crossover  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Fandom:SGA  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:John_Sheppard  Character:Rodeny_McKay  Character:Teyla 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
vagaries and vicissitudes
Summary: When Harry is nine, Aunt Petunia takes a pair of shears to his head.

|| The pics are amazing.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Story_Length:Short  Character:Harry_Potter  Character:Vernon  Character:Petunia  Character:Dudley 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
Made of Dreams and Bones
Summary: Arthur would have starved that first winter, if it weren’t for Hunith and her son.

When Arthur is disinherited, he finds himself farming in Ealdor.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Gen  SD:First_Time  Fandom:Merlin  Pairing:Merlin/Arthur  Character:Morgana  Character:Gwen  Character:Gaius  Character:Slash_Dragon  Character:Hunith  Character:Balinor  Story_Length:Short 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
A Midnight Weary
Summary: Destiny knocks, but this time, Harry Potter isn't home.

|| It's after the war, after the fighting, but it still feels like they lost. They're not saviors or heroes no matter how much the papers say they are. They're just six lost souls in a world full of fear.

Evil didn't end with Voldemort. It's alive and well in wizarding Britain. It walks the streets and breathes free air. It watches the children as they cling to their mothers. It laughs at all the sacrifices they made and mocks their heartbreak.

The worst part though is that nobody seems to notice or care but them.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  SD:Het  SD:Slash  Fandom:Harry_Potter  Story_Length:Short  Character:Neville_Longbottom  Character:Harry_Potter  Character:Ginny_Weasley  Character:Hermione_Granger  Character:Ron_Weasley  Character:Luna_Lovegood 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
Ridiculous Headlines and Grieving Realizations
Summary: To be honest, Roy Mustang had anticipated a slightly less enthusiastic reaction from the general population about his relationship with said population's favorite alchemist.

|| "What?" Edward hissed, and Alphonse's eyes widened as he darted forward to tug his coffee out of angry-arm-sweeping range.

"Oh," Al said. "That."

"/What/?" Edward repeated, and this time his eyes were lifted from the newspaper.

"I was going to warn you - I just forgot 'cause Margery made those cinnamon rolls and stop making that face, Brother, no, /no don't get up-"/
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:Full_Metal_Alchemist  Character:Al_Elric  Pairing:Ed/Roy  via:Carnadosa 
july 2018 by yarngeek
Summary: PWP fix it fic with Dom/sub overtones. I needed a merrier (and smuttier) world.

|| It's a heavy oak door that echoes when it slams shut. The sound Bilbo makes is more muted. He's clinging to Thorin like he had been in the shadowy corners of the Great Hall, squirming as Thorin holds him now against the door with restless hips and beguiling mouth whispering "Please" and "Thorin" melodiously.

Thorin kisses him like he'd wanted to during the feast, in middle of the battle before, for fortnights on end in the Wild. And Bilbo responds so eagerly, leaning as if magnetized to him when Thorin pulls away.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  SD:Sex  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Story_Length:Short 
july 2018 by Carnadosa
Whose Hearts Are Mountains, Roots Are Trees
Summary: Trouble in fix-it fic paradise.

|| "There are many that will not see it," Thorin says. "Thrór and Frerin were lost long ago but my father, I had always thought . . . "

Without hesitation Dwalin says, "You have done far greater than they ever could have hoped. But the dead are now at peace, and you are needed here to rule the living."
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin 
july 2018 by Carnadosa
Rest and Recuperation
Summary: Whilst the rest of the Company enjoy the feasting and festivities of Lake-town, poor Bilbo is still laid up with that terrible cold from the barrel incident. Thorin takes some time out to check on him.

[Combines book and movie canons]
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Mood:Sweet 
july 2018 by Carnadosa
Ridiculous Headlines and Grieving Realizations
Summary: To be honest, Roy Mustang had anticipated a slightly less enthusiastic reaction from the general population about his relationship with said population's favorite alchemist.

|| "What?" Edward hissed, and Alphonse's eyes widened as he darted forward to tug his coffee out of angry-arm-sweeping range.

"Oh," Al said. "That."

"/What/?" Edward repeated, and this time his eyes were lifted from the newspaper.

"I was going to warn you - I just forgot 'cause Margery made those cinnamon rolls and stop making that face, Brother, no, /no don't get up-"/
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:Established_Relationship  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:Full_Metal_Alchemist  Character:Al_Elric  Pairing:Ed/Roy 
july 2018 by Carnadosa
A Quick Clever Tongue
Summary: For your consideration: hairy, forceful, gold-mad Thorin Oakenshield having her way with Bilbo after giving him the mithril armor.

|| Mithril suited him. Oh, that was an understatement if ever one was made under sky or stone. The mithril coat shone like moonlight, illuminating his gentle features so that his golden skin gleamed and the topaz of his eyes shimmered like candlelight. Beauty radiated from her hobbit like heat from a forge.

And he was hers. Bilbo had stepped in front of blades for her, killed goblins, ridden barrels, climbed mountains, flown with eagles, signed a contract, accepted a gift, and even faced a dragon on her order. He belonged to her, as much as any other jewel in her mountain, and she would have him. Grasping his delicate chin in one hand, she took first a kiss. Then another. He tasted of sweet things and sunlight, her Shire-love. Like nothing she had ever tasted before.
SD:Fic  SD:Het  SD:Established_Relationship  SD:Sex  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Story_Length:Short  SD:Always_A_Woman  SD:Sex_Swap 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
Eye for Eye and Tooth for Tooth
Summary: Bilbo is kidnapped by dwarves looking to hurt the king. Though he manages to escape, he is badly injured and no longer feels safe in Erebor. Thorin, furious at the harm done to his burglar, seeks vengeance. Unfortunately, all he really wants is to find a way to make Bilbo comfortable at his side once again, and that is more difficult.

|| When he’d chosen to remain in Erebor and help Thorin rebuild his kingdom, Bilbo Baggins had foolishly assumed that the days of adventure and peril were in the past. Perhaps he had anticipated a degree of hardship at the start. Maybe only four or five meals a day until they made it through the first winter. One might also reasonably expect that winter inside of a mountain would be a bit chilly and warmth would be something to seek out during such a time. He may even have envisioned some physical difficulty during the work of rebuilding, as accidents happened and any cook knew that a kitchen knife could cut as easily as a sword.

What he had not expected was to be kidnapped, held in a dark, freezing room, and starved.
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  SD:Gen  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Bilbo/Thorin  Story_Length:Short  Character:Dwalin  Character:Fili  Character:Oin 
april 2018 by Carnadosa

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